/hoc/ - an ended dynasty edition

First for brass bonanza


https://youtu.be/TJtiepwpKFw

>DYNASTY LMAO

WINDOW ISN'T JUST CLOSED

SHITCONGO HAS BEEN DEFENSTRATED

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>>75389527

>>75389505
>hasb

>>75389505
>""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""""""

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>that fucking Bill snipe

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

HEY CHICAGO HOW MY ASS TASTE

>>75391641
>pls respond :'(

I keep looking up and oilers are still on the powerplay, why don't they fucking score a goal

>mcsecondary

>all this butthurt over bettman calling us a "modern dynasty"

Its not like we ourselves use the term.

Well not the real fans anyways.

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>>75391683
see pic related, perfect coach for you

>>75391684
They just did.

>>75391695
>us

wew lad

>>75391703
yw oilers fans

>>75391700
i'd like them to throw a bunch of money at tavares next year, so no thx senpai

>>75391705
Yes "us"
I'm the teams professional shitposter

I was told to work a double shift tonight due to incoming bants overload after getting

Its a tough job but someones got to do it

>>75391718
as up and down as the isles are, i can't see him leaving for a team that is markedly worse and still in rebuild mode. sorry senpai.

>>75391642
>TFW bill is going to get cucked out of another Smythe by Malkin

>Shithawks

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>mfw oilels fans throw confetti after a movie

Seems all the least coasters have gone to bed. Right boys, can we agree the sharks are boring as fuck

>pRedditors
Why did the bad guys win, 4chan?

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>reddit literally celebrating nashville
>/hoc/ still says chicago is reddit
explain this you cucks. oh youre redditors? that makes sense

fucking bitches

>>75391735
i dunno. the ownership situation is better (i realize that's not saying a whole lot bcuz wang), it's only an hour and a half from toronto, they can afford to pay any price for him, his uncle played for our NLL team and is a legend here, he could play with eichel. all they need is a competent gm and coach and i don't think it's too hard a sell.

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>>75391754
Stop trying to twist the narrative, Reddithawk.

>>75391760
>reddithawk using edge to hide his account in chrome
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

>>75391718
I'd love to see him come to montreal but bergevin is too obsessed with goons and plugs to realize that tavares is exactly what the habs need

>>75391760
Probably hawks fans. A bunch of them were looking for new teams to bandwagon earlier.

>>75391766
See
>>75391760

>>75391760
ican't tell if this is b8 anymore

put 200 on sharks and over 5. how fucked am I?

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lmao Preds didn't even need Playoff Colin Wilson to win

>>75391788
you're the one on reddit dude

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>>75391788
>This desperation

>>75391775
what the hell were you guys thinking at the deadline this year?

>>75391765
i don't think the being near to toronto or his uncle playing there matters at all really. isles and anyone else could afford any price too, and eichel doesn't really matter when the rest of the team is a mess. isles squad looks better that the sabres anyways desu.

blackhawks relocating to quebec when?

>>75391797
pretty fucked senpai desu

Jackets will be back. Mark my words. We are not done yet

>>75391815
Why?

Even after this loss they'll still fill the seats at the UC easily simply due to the fact that CMA has 11 million people

Who out west can beat the caps? If we just get psst pittsburgh its ours.

>>75391805
No fuckin idea dude I mean he traded pk for someone older who chokes in the playoffs so bergevin is definitely not the smartest guy. I think he still subscribes to the Michel Therrien "grinding team" mentality. He's a little late to the meme considering it's all about fast manlets now who are the habs best players right now.

>>75391852
Preds

If they can sweep the best team in the league, all the rest will be jokes.

>>75391808
>i don't think the being near to toronto or his uncle playing there matters at all really

you're right. i was thinking from the perspective that if he had any interest at all and picked up the phone to ask what it's like here, he'd get a pretty great review back. proximity to toronto means easy to visit family and get the big city experience, but live in a small city where money goes farther and without the pressure and scrutiny that comes with playing in "the center of the hockey universe."

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>>75391837
>Even after this loss they'll still fill the seats at the UC easily simply due to the fact that CMA has 11 million people
They had the worst attendance in the league for like the decade before Kane. Also, 9 million people live in and around Chicongo

>>75391837
> UC
> Fill seats

Did you even follow hockey before 2006? The very second the hawks stop being good Chicagoans will start finding other things to do.

>>75391852
Preds

>>75391862
Preds are also the answer to where Tavares will go

>>75391860
Ths best team (presidents trophy, jennings) is the Washington Capitals

>>75391826
I've burned Thanksgiving turkeys that were more done that you are, Ted.

Hockey's fun again lads.

>>75391852
On paper no one. But on paper the caps should beat everyone. They have elite goaltending, the best D in the league, and elite scoring. But we haven't seen at least 2 parts of that in the playoffs so far.

>>75391866
>>75391865
>this meme
Don't talk shit about stuff you don't know
We're the third largest metro area in the US
Even when teams are shit we sell out which is actually bad cause some owners like the bears and former cubs see no incentive to improve

>>75391899
http://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=5218

>>75391852
Preds
Ducks
That's it

>>75391899
>statistical fact that shithawks fans didn't go to games before 2009

>"stuff you don't know"

>>75391886
Jackets will win thr presidenrs trophy next year. Screencap this

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>>75391837
>>75391865
>Chicago metro area sees second straight year of population loss
>Illinois lost more residents than any other state in 2016
Chiraq getting what it deserves

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>>75391899
>Even when teams are shit we sell out
>he actually believes this

hellloooooooo bandwagoner!

>>75391899
>his last two digits are the year of his birth

>>75391918
>>75391917
>>75391914
>>75391910
>being this triggered that we support shit teams

Its called being loyal. Like how I'm still here after they got swept. Give it a try some time.

>>75391917
is it lost because of the citizens killing each other or leaving?

Tonight is better than every kongs elimination day combined

>>75391933
Cmon oilers.

to: 75391926

no more (You)s for you, but this is factually incorrect

>Good guys
Predators
Oilers

>Bad guys
Penguins
Ducks
>Rags

>>75391933
That's a bold claim, but I'm not going to try to refute it.

>>75391933
rare flag

>>75391933
t. Kongs fan

>>75391947
The rangers are good guys. Theyre practically the hero

>>75391947
>Oilers
>good guy

wtf

>>75391926
>loyal
>bottom tier attendance
>would've relocated if not for muh 06
wat

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>ywn do blow with jonathan taves in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar
just fucking end it

>>75391926
Did they add 10,000 more seats to UC in 2008 or something?

Fleury passed Tom Barrasso for most Penguins playoff wins in net. Had Murray not re-aggravated in injury, that almost certainly doesn't happen.

>>75391760
Most people here are reddit, this should be common sense.

>>75391947
>rangers
>bad guys

A

FUCKING

LEAF

>>75391967
Is murray actially hurt still? I thought they were just starting fleury

>>75391947
>Good guys
Predators
Senators
Capitals

>Bad guys
Mild
Ducks
Oilers
Habs
>rags
Bruins
>laffs
Pongs

>Lukewarm ambivalence
Blues
Shorks

>>75391970
>going to Reddit
>ever

Kill yourself

(Note one of the reasons for never goinf to Reddit is you would get banned if you tried saying what I just said to you. But seriously, kill yourself)

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>tfw no GM
>tfw no head coach
>tfw entire scouting staff was fired

who do we hire senpai?

>>75391947
>good guys
Leafs
Pens
Preds
Sharks
Sens

>Bad guys
Habs
>rags
Bruins
Oilers
Ducks

>Nuetral
Caps
Wild
Blues

>>75391980
good list

>>75391984
>laffs

>>75391979
He's hurt. Rookie Tristan Jarry was still the backup tonight.

>>75391984
>>75391980
>>75391947
Where are the Blackhawks on this?

>>75391984
>laffs

>>75391984
>laffs

beggin ya to have sex

>>75391979
Murray is the starter when healthy always

>>75391981
>going to reddit
>ever
>he says while also browsing reddit

>>75391982
tbqh I don't watch the East much but I thought everyone was injured this year? Why all the firings?

>>75391947
>Good guys
Caps
Habs
Preds
Blues

>Bad guys
Leafs
Oilers
Sharks
Wild
Pens

>>75391996
kek

KEK

>>75391996
Doesn't matter they're not in the playoffs

>>75391996
bad guys

>>75391981
>thinking you can get banned for saying kys
Confirmed shitter whos never been on Reddit.

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>>75391982
The one who led you to your glory days

>>75392013
>habs

you guys are just memeing now

>>75391996
Wicked Witch

DING DONG

WTF I LOVE THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS NOW

If the Oilers lose are they done?

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PENS ARE GOOD GUYS

>>75391926
Why are you still here?

>>75392011
bylsma lost the locker room. reports are saying about half the locker room hated him. as for murray, he swung and missed on too many trades and did nothing at the deadline or the draft to bolster the blueline
>traded away brayden mcnabb for nick deslauriers and hudson fasching
>drafted alex nylander with good defensemen still on the board
>failed to move dead weight ufa's like franson, kulikov
>traded pysek for kulikov

Jumbo looks so fucking burnt out every time they cut to him on the bench

>>75392052
they're really not

>>75392052
I think the only team they might be good guys against is Anaheim, and even then most might favor the Ducks because they're a good troll team

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>>75392052
They are in my heart <3

>>75392058
See
>>75391724

>>75392067
Kessel is a good guy, looks more like he should be on here shitposting than playing in the NHL, I like that.

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I have a new sport theory
The piss theory

I was watching my home team (Coilers) about to choke again and thought to myself
>I need to piss again, they'll score while I'm gone
And sure enough, they did!

Athletes are humans too, they piss like you do, and not only that they're experiencing the same event you're experiencing.

While you're drinking beer to keep up with the game, the athletes drink water and Gatorade to keep up.

So, about the time you're mid period holding in a piss; so are the players.

That's why the Oilers scored this second goal over the Sharks. The Sharks, high and mighty from the last game and this one, said
>Fuck off! We don't need to pee
>We're winning?
Same with thė oilers
>These guys played like shit the last two games
>Bo need to pee; we're winning!
TLDR; coaches should force their players to piss every break.

>>75391996
They are gone desu. But if you want a list of teams that don't matter this postseason, for me it is;

>"""""""My"""""""" team
Wongs

>Good guys
Florida
Carolina
Dallas

>Bad guys
reddithawks
Flyers
little debbies
Avs
kongs
cantpucks

>Lukewarm ambivalence
Bolts (bad if we are playing them, good if we are not)
Blue Jackets
Yotes
Jets
Sabres
Islels
Calgary (good guys during the regular season in order to cuck kongs and ducks)

Now that the shitcongo evil empire has fallen who will be the next evil empire?

Shitsburgh?
Crashville?
>rags?

>>75392032
is this jim schoenfeld?

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BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75392061
>reports are saying about half the locker room hated him
That's weird because Dan is a players kind of coach, unless you mean his coaching ability and not as a person. Maybe they thought he wasn't getting their backs enough during games by not showing enough emotion.

>>75392097
That doesnt look like reddit font?

>>75392084
>implying Kessel isn't the "laughing SO HARD at ted" poster posting from the bench

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>>75392094
Even better, it's Jim Benning

>>75392093
Definitely trashville

>>75389505
fucking allergies man, had to take a benadryl. i hate the stuff because even half of one will probably make me feel groggy tomorrow. but im more concerned about the dreams, theyre too vivid when i take this shit and then the nightmares come. but the reddithawks might help stave them away.

maybe a few cheeky >rags could seal the deal?

>>75392110
looks like SB Nation

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>>75392110
>knowing what reddit font looks like

>>75392119
>so we're playing this team from, idk southern illinois or wherever and get this, their coach is named jon tedalini!
>laughing SO HARD at ted trying to beat our team

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Not a good day for this. Hawks get swept, and I find out my girl has been seeing another guy. This team got me through some really tough spots in the past. Unfortunately, that won't happen this time around I guess. To my Cubs fans, I'll see you over in /r/CHICubs. Everyone else, see you in October.

>>75391984
>good guys
Caps
Leafs
Snes
Ducks
Oilels
Rags
Preds
Wild
Blues
>bad guys
Bombston
Shitsburgh
Montreablugh

>>75392093
nashville
edmonton
toronto

>>75392103
i don't really understand it either. reports are saying players felt they weren't used properly and his system handcuffed them. it's hard to say how much of that is really his fault though with debatably the worst blueline in the league and a horrible bottom six.

>>75391947
>Caps - Plucky underdog protagonist on the verge of fulfilling his destiny
>Pongs - The evil rich pretty boy rival who is a dick for no reason
>Reddithawks - Evil emperor who has subjugated the entire world under his iron fist
>Preds - The enigmatic lone wanderer who ends up killing the evil emperor in the first episode throwing the whole world in disarray
>Oilels - The disgraced hero who has disappeared for years but has now returned to redeem himself
>Laffs - The comic relief
>>rags - the village drunk
>Broons - once a powerful outlaw warlord, now spends his time on the run from debt collectors
>Mild - As a child he wanted to be a great adventurer, as an adult he spends his time as a wage slave palace guard who no one fucking respects

>>75392146
>rags

>>75392145
>cuckhawks

>>75392149
>toronto

reminder that Wideman is going to get BTFO in court

>>75392146
Forgot shorks under bad guys

>>75392157
Lost me with caps desu

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Pongs vs Preds SCF
Who will win?

>>75392175
>ignoring the stellar rookies they have because >laffs

What the actual fuck happened to the blues?

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>>75392182

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>>75392157
>caps
>underdogs

>>75392194
that girl is thicc in all the wrong places lmao
no tits
no ass
what an unfortunate specimen

>>75392194
hmmm... would

Also, god damn the shorks are boring with this turtling on a 1 goal lead

>>75392199
They're not that good but Yeo fixed Allen at least

>>75392199
>over achieve
>come crashing down
just like the jykkets, flims, and reddithawks

>>75392199
They beat the hawks last year and got a curse put on them as a result

>>75392194
If the pengs get through the Caps I don't see anyone beating them.

>>75392213
You forgot perds

>>75392200
Because i dont like them.
>really they're a neutral

>>75392194
The real question is Fleury vs Rinne

Or I guess Murray vs Saros since the first two will choke eventually

>>75392210
>>75392213
>>75392214
they're 3-1 what the fuck are you retards talking about

>>75392222
preds were underachieving desu

>>75392220
This. They just made quick work of a team that would give most an absolute battle.

>>75392236
>implying they won't choke in the most gut-wrenching fashion

>>75392220
>>75392232
Rinne is playing like a madman right now. Hopefully he gets slowed down a bit as they continue to play.

>>75392157
>caps - a drunk russian serf who has slowly gained invulnerability after years of exposure to radiation and glimpses the light of freedom at the end of a long tunnel that is caving in
>pongs - the effeminate prince of a kingdom who is frequently sodomized by his regent in return for handjobs
>reddithawks - literally who
>preds - deus ex hockina
>oilels - a very strong but very stupid ogre that lives in a frozen tundra
>laffs - >laffs
>rags - >rags
>broons - old cybernetic bully that has a flaccid penis and can't perform sexually anymore
>mild - the village pedophile

>>75392236
It's like you're not watching the games. Allen is basically stealing the series so that's good, but they're not really playing well. Mild are just that meme.

>>75392243
They didn't play well though and Columbus is terrible. Missing Letang will hurt against a real team like the Preds or Ducks

>>75392276
>columbus is terrible

Nobody was saying this before the series. People just want to downplay the Pongs.

>>75392157
>>75392252
Why no ducks/blues/haps?

>>75392276
>They didn't play well though and Columbus is terrible.
this. pittsburgh is all cattle, no hat

>>75392295
The other guy didn't do them so I didn't bother.

>>75392290
Everyone was saying it. Columbus has been shit since their streak ended. They basically only beat non-playoff teams.

>>75392295
They're so irrelevant they've been relegated to NPC status

>>75392276
Pens won 3 of those 5 games pretty much stress free. Anything is possible of course, but they're favorites right now, and their odds should skyrocket if they can get past the Caps.

gotta love the rest of r/hockey downvoting everything on this sub. they hate us cuz they aint us. we'll be back boys

>>75392290

Thats because the thread was full of delusional jaykets fans
>>75392307
Pretty gay desu
>>75392311
Ducks have a shot at the cup and are the only threat to Nashville besides Nashville

>>75392300
>shorks

>SHORKS

>shorks

truly an eternal meme

good morning /hoc/
>shorks

>3 to 1

shorks gonna shork

>>75392337
>>75392342
Can they shork hard enough to lose in regulation?

how many shorks fans do you think miss the melkman quip because they think his name is erik?

>>75392370
With Dan Boyle not around to score in his own net prolly not

When did the oilers score this game is so fucking boring i'm barely watching

If digits shorks get a last second goal

>>75392399
tybshorts

>>75392399
Into their own net

get your confetti ready boys

>shorks
>spend an entire period turtling to protect a 1 goal lead
>do nothing but bore people to death and end up choking away a tie and forcing your team to play sudden death OT
wish teams would stop doing this shit

Letestu positive for HIV

>>75392399
>ln 3OT

>>75392097
Celtics are next most likely

Last digit is how man OTs we go through

>>75392420
>oilels get goal
>confetti falls
>it gets called back
>takes ten minutes to clean up ice
>shorks score goal on own net
>entire city sinks into massive hole in the earth and both teams are lost forever
>albertans without their 9th grade are forced to cheer for calgary
>draisaitl's ghost spears you in the dick
>they guy you're blowing asks what's wrong
n-n-nothing

>>75392466
Going to bed, not worth it

>>75392475
>Not wanting to get three hockey games out of one

weak

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a week and a half later...

dubs and McDavid own goal

>>75392480
Degenerate gamblers are the dumbest people

>>75392489

>One off

Hockey gods are leling at you.

Repeating digits and you kill yourself.

>>75392489
Remember the time the Sharks scored on themselves in OT a few years ago?

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>>75389505
>just got home
>watch the game recaps
>Penguins win the game/series on a bullshit call as usual
How does this team have any fans? They are such league/ref babbies its pathetic.

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why is hockey so boring?

>>75392553
The weird thing is they were playing the fucking BJs and STILL got bullshit calls going their way, it isn't like they needed the help. It almost makes me want to cheer for Columbus, but I don't think I can do that.

>>75392553
No idea, more people should hate them here especially because they're so fucking reddit it's not even funny

>>75392492
>tfw made over $2000 betting on sports last year
>tfw up $200 this year
trick is making safe bets with your head not your heart

>>75392553
The penguins won the game on a slip up by bobrovsky letting rust tap a gwg in. The jackets didnt score a 3rd goal on 50+ shots

>>75392579
Good for you, but it's much more likely that's due to chance than making "safe bets".

>>75392596
The game should've been tied but the pongz can't stop diving all over the ice, I don't think any team dives nearly as much as them

>>75392571
>>75392578
I really only hate them because they have been such Buttman favorites for so many years.
I question if they would have ANY cup wins in the Crysby era if they didn't get constant help along the way.

I wonder when Edmonton will start getting massive favoritism. I figure its only a matter of time with Buttman and McSecondary.

>>75392622
don't worry, no one benefits from Canadian teams doing well

>>75392578
shittsburgh has actual hockey fans and it's a blue collar town. everyone can agree they get refpuck but most fans I've met are legit. they do have bandwagon cancer for sure though

>>75392596
>they scored to tie the game
>instead it was disallowed and gave Shittsburgh a PP
>they iced the game on that PP.
Should have been 3-3 without ref help.

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good morning

Is Montreal still being retarded about Galchenyuk and playing him on the 4th line?

>>75392622
>>75392634
Both good posts.

>>75392650
BASED FINLAN
HELLO

>>75392097
I was gonna say Nucks/Kings 2012 but I think Vancoover managed to squeeze a single victory out of it IIRC. So GG ShitHawks

>>75392640
>>75392617
>hit goalie in head in crease and knock them down
>score
>IT WAS A GUD GOAL GUYS I SWEAR. REEE WE WUZ CHEATED
Can we just nuke Ohio? There is nothing that good that exists there or will ever exist there

>the only thing poohio is known for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUO-sRLotOI

>>75392672
>shoved in by a pang
>immediately when Fleury feels brush of contact he flails and falls over as if he was shot out of a cannon
>PENULTYYYYY

Also, not a blow jerkits fan nor from Ohio

>>75392692
This, plus it was less egregious than what didn't get called goaltender interference in the reddithawks-preds game 3.

Shoulda hit Jones in the nuts first then he wouldn't have been able to stop that

>>75392630
This is true.
Canadians will spend money on this game no matter what. If the NHL can get major american metros like chicongo, DC, or LA to have dominant teams it's 100% profit because no one there would give a shit about hockey otherwise.

>all those pom poms
why is edmountmen such a pussified town?

>>75392692
Because he was hit across the head while being down in position? Besides fleury is a manlet. Its not his fault every colision looks violent

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Choke of the year?

>>75392732
that's what happens when you marry a Russian girl

Crysaitl scoring the game-winner in a game he shouldn't even be allowed to play in would be hilarious if only because it'd make people even more angry at the dipshit DoPS

>>75392708
>>75392692
Samefaggotry desu. Regardless it's not a good goal and that was the right call

>>75392650
Morning. Your countrymen better not get acute finnish depression and let me down on Saturday.

>>75392749
Good call, let's hope that happens.

>>75392742
doesnt his wife also beat him up?

>>75392726
Fleury has to be the most disgusting goalie to watch. He has zero technique and relies entirely on his athleticism

doilers pls

>chiraq

>>75392768
Hasek was like that and he was loads of fun to watch

Shorks are shorking as hard as possible and the Doilers still can't score both these teams are trash

@75392692
>muh refs
Nice try ted
Where's that penguins win flowchart when ya need it
5-2, is not a close scoreline. neither is 4-1 or 3-1. Poolumbus is 0-5 in pittsburgh this year, and they never had any chance in the series

>>75392786
Hasek is literally the GOAT, Fleury just sucks

anaheim will booty blast both these teams

Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck.

Someone pay Jones right now.

>>75392786
Hasek had good technique AND better athleticism than Fleury.

>>75392767
that was Galchenyuk

>>75392768
Save he made to win the cup final in 09 is still one of my favorire moments ever

Crosby nets that one timer

@75392811
>everyone who doesn't think the penguins are the greatest team ever is a poojackets fan
Fuck off Sidney

>>75392310
Columbus has ALWAYS been shit. That streak was a cosmic disturbance that has now been rectified.

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>>75392786
Hasek had actual talent though. Plus he was Russian, so he was fucking insane.

>>75392811
>everyone who has an opinion counter to my reddit team is Ted
fuck off fag

Jones is pretty good

These teams suck desu

>>75392848
I don't think the czechs would appreciate that.

>>75392758
You're retarded, the Pong literally pitchforked him and drove him into the goalie.

If anything it was a hooking/holding penalty on Pittsurgh. But that wouldnt have mattered because columbus scored.

Instead somehow they found a way to disallow a goal and call a bogus penalty on the wrong team.

Stop being delusional. Even the talking heads agree it was a "bad break" (aka refpuck)

>>75392864
Good thing no one cares about the Czechs then

I don't mind the poojackets because they memed on the habs 10-0, but Columbus will never, ever win a playoff series.

>>75392199
Lost identity, lost Fabbri, lost Stastny. In that order. They've gotten their shit together a little under Yeo but we'll see.

Worst fanbases in the league:

1) Penguins
2) >rags
3) Blackhawks
4) >kongs
5) Filthy

>>75392866
>doesn't even deny replying to himself
Well I guess you can just post on here and reply to yourself all night trying to make yourself right, that doesn't actually make you right however, because that's wrong.

>>75392848
That's such a beautiful flip. Full extension and he does an almost perfect 270

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

LINESMAN CONFIRMED FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH

>>75392866
Every team is going to get refpucked at some points, its just the good ones put themselves in positions where it doesn't lead to losing a series.

Reminder that the Preds tanked to play Chicago.

Laviolette playing 4D chess.

>>75392895
good list

>>75392903
>t. Dennis Wideman

>>75392895
You forgot my team with the provincial "state of hockey, grew up on the frozen pond, we're smart hockey fans" shtick.

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>>75392897

>shorks

>>75392895
I'd say
1) reddithawks
2) kongs
3) filthy
4) pongs
5) ducks
6) >rags

It is hard to be sure which belong in the top 5 desu.

>>75392936
Hmm I wonder why this took so long to post

>>75392910
bigly

>>75392902
The funniest thing is they just gave Minny a powerplay instead of a penalty shot and Hasek ended up preserving his shutout

>tfw have to leave for uni while hockey is on

>>75392959
Because I just saw your reply fag, I don't sit on here all day

>>75392895
Accurate. The only thing I might argue is switching 1 and 2, but I'm not sure about that.

Not sure I've ever seen a 15 minute 5 on 5 penalty kill before

>>75392866
Fuck off fampai, columbus has been playing muderpuck all series and not getting called. It took calvert breaking his stick on kuhnackle's neck for anyone to notice. This "refpuck" is and will always be a false narative because columbus has been avoiding calls since game 1. Just like every other fucking playoff series.

Wild WILL reverse sweep.

They haven't been outplayed in a single game and Allen finally cracked

>>75392994
I have, I watched the Oilers from 2009-2015

>>75392970
>leaving for uni while hockey is on
priorities, my dude.

>>75392998
St louis fucking sucks but they dont suck that much

is this the quality of hockey in 2017

i haven't seen the sharks complete one pass all of overtime

>>75392895
>flyers not 1st

>>75393017
5D chess lad, get the oilers all burnt out for 2OT

>>75393017
They've made a couple in their own zone while the oilers were changing lines.

>>75393017
sharks are gassed.

>>75393007
Why would you do that to yourself?

Fucking sharks I wanna go to bed reeeee

Jones needs to start joining the rare rushes otherwise his team is never gonna score

>>75393030
I wanted to become an alcoholic. The Oilers rubbed off on me and I failed

>the rags lead 3-2
Montreal must be terrible or something

>>75393036
A+++ post

What vitamins do you take?

I got some Vitamin C and Vitamin B12 for free today

>>75393036
this is quality content

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>this game

>>75393036
this is a very problematic post

>>75393036
>none of my posts in the collage when I had like 3 last time

still a better postseason performance than Shitcago, I suppose

>>75393036
>tfw 2 of my shitposts made it on this
Feels good, thanks again for immortalizing our /hoc/ memories

Is there a better example of organizational impotence than the modern oilers? How many first picks in the past 10 years?

>>75393076
I dunno, CoLOLrado has a pretty legit claim

>>75393076
>shorks

HYPE HYPE HYPE

>shorks
That series only have shutouts and OT games, weird.

>shorks

Jones deserved better

>>75392430

HIV isn't even a problem anymore if you eat a pill everyday.

The only thing it hurts these days is your dating life and your wallet.

People with HIV have better life expectancy than people with diabetes

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SUCK MY BALLS, SHORKS

>letting some faggot named DAY ARR NEIGH score on you in OT in a playoff game
sharts are done

>Snorks on suicide watch

>oilers win
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

FUCKING SORENSEN DIDN'T CLEAR THE PUCK WHEN HE HAD SO MUCH TIME REEEEEEE

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FUCKING CONFETTI

>CONFETTI

I'M FUCKING DONE. HOLY SHIT

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>confetti

Shorks are all old men. Hockey is a young man's game. That franchise is in for a long rebuilding period.

>>75393133
Probably because McDavid made him his bitch back in the second

did the shitty ass coilers suck ass and NOT play hockey for 11 years so they can save energy for this year's playoffs?

>confetti after a non series clinching win in the first round
Embarrassing tbqh

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>20 strands of confetti

>>75393009
>saw my boi Draisaitl set up the gamewinner
>still just 5 min late
went pretty OK tbf

If they do confetti for every win what do you think they have planned for a series clincher?

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lick my sweaty nutsack /hoc/

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>>75393170
literally dozen strands of confetti

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>>75393162
>>75393146
>>75393144
>>75393142
>COLORED PAPER TRIGGERS ME, ABLOOOO

>>75393162
are you a fan of a swept team?

Which is more embarrassing, choking away a multi goal lead and losing in OT, or dropping confetti after barely winning a non-series clinching win in the first round?

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>>75393142
>>75393144
>>75393146
>>75393162
that was a disappointing display of confetti desu

>>75393181
fireworks and hulk hogan air diving from the rooftop

>>75393181
strippers

>outshot 24-2 in the 1st OT

what the fuck is wrong with the shorkos

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Eat shit /hoc/

We elite now.