420 edition.
Paxton v Literally who
>tfw our shit team is literally second in this god awful division
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>>75387695
Mariners will take this game. Paxton is hot af right now. He is facing someone who hasn't pitched in the majors since 2010.
It looks like this thread was first.
Let's go Mariners!
>>75388170
Zunino will break out today boys.
>>75388170
Why have line ups, when you can have shit posts by the A's marketing department?
I love Segura, but they should really keep Dyson in the leadoff. he's been clutch as fuck so far.
>>75388226
As long as Mitch stays solid I'll be a happy guy
>>75388263
I try to keep the op unbiased and with the little info to get comfy for the game. shitposting is for the thread, but that's just me.
>>75388300
Obviously I don't know shit, but as soon as Dyson and Segura were both with the team, I thought the lineup would go Dyson, Segura, Cano, etc.
>>75388300
I don't know about clutch as fuck, but holy shit he just tagged on a fly ball from right! I wouldn't mind seeing him replace Martin hitting 9th.
Wow, a competent start from the M's offense in the first inning!
WEW
EARLY SCORING
SPEED MURDERS
Damn, those stands are empty as my stomach.
Valdez plz
>>75388378
>>75388352
i wouldn't mind seeing valencia or martin benched
>>75388419
Vegas A's soon
Dyson at 9 with Segura and Hanigoat at 1 and 2. When the lineup flips having Dyson potentially on base would be perfect.
Dyson's been awesome tho
>>75388460
Not happening
>>75388504
Where's the new Oakland stadium then?
>>75388404
>>75388419
Missed the start and just saw the summary on Gameday, how the fuck did Dyson score from first on a single by Robbie? Hit and run and a botched relay or something?
>>75388446
What do you guys think of this lineup:
1. Dyson CF
2. Segura SS
3. Cano 2B
4. Cruz DH
5. Seager 3B
6. Haniger RF
7. Motter 1B
8. Zunino C
9. Heredia LF
>>75388565
Olympic Stadium in Montreal :^)
>tfw Goldy back on TV
>>75388565
The rumors are it is supposed to be planned for near Jack London Square. They are supposed to officially anounce by the end of the summer.
>>75388504
Portland A's someday.
>>75388602
He tagged from first on Haniger's fly ball to right! SUPER SPEED.
>>75388644
SPEED KILLS It's like the '85 cardinals with power.
>>75388460
i hope they change the name to something mob related, would be cool af.
>>75388503
Royos fan here. Been watching some of your games just to see Dyson play every day. He might not be an all-star but when he's on his game he's a lot of fun to watch all the same.
>>75388644
im conflicted, haniger is good at getting hits/ob and i dont see zunino or heredia bringing him home. but dat speed at the top of the lineup for cano/cruz/seager
>>75388700
Vegas Ace's
Paxton's delivery and stuff are like the mean of old Andy Petitte and Randy Johnson imo
JED
E
D
SIT DOWN
>>75388782
Good point, it's hard to put Z in the lineup anywhere where he won't be a rally killer. I'm quickly losing faith in him.
ALSO THAT 3-0 COMEBACK FOR THE K.
M O T T E R
Motter making em pay
Christ I love Motter.
>>75388817
the las vegas wiseguys
>>75388959
me too. i guys its sorta a good thing when you cant fit everyone you want in the lineup?
MOTTER POP
Oh shit, I just realized it's a Goldy + Blowers combo in the booth
based
>martin
Incoming GIDP
Mariners!
>get home
>turn on mlb.tv
>remember I cant watch As games
fuck you mlb
That dudes sandwich look as big as my thigh
>>75389212
GOATsmith A young, smooth, funny, good looking guy like him has potential to do World Series broadcasts once Joe Buck malfunctions.
thats a big sammich
>>75389306
>fake ass bitch
lel
>>75389214
Lmao don't do that again
Motter would have scored if he had depth perception
Fuck you Servais, that's an easy bunt call.
Say what you want, but Lloyd was 10x the manager Servais is.
>>75389212
>>75389212
Sucy is best girl, Goldy+Blowers is best booth
ZUNINO
MORE RUNS
He's back!
MIKEY Z
BASED ZUNINO
ZMAN
>>75389341
>10x the manager
>muh matchups
DYSON
MOTHERFUCKING ZUNINO
I told you guys he would break out tonight.
Nice hit Dyson! Put a hurting on them boys.
>>75389341
I agree
I know Lloyd could be stubborn as hell and didn't give a shit about stats. But he had personality.
Servais is Bob Melvin lite.
also hits!
>>75389450
>>75389434
Servais' bullpen management is atrocious, stop it.
>>75389450
no bully pls
>>75389450
this is an undercover Asslethic trying to jinx us
>>75389525
just like that asshole space
>>75389450
if this jinxes anything I'm gonna hunt you down and break into your kitchen in the middle of the night and eat all your good snacks and make a mess of your pots and pans
also somebody please cap that smile from Dyson talking with the ump at first
>>75389450
You're probably like a...White Sox fan who just wants to jinx us.
I'm on to you...
>>75389450
As soon as you posted, Haniger hit into a DP.
FUCK YOU
Based mods
>>75389520
Ya got me there. Not impressed with Stottlemeyer as the pitching coach either
>>75389444
is right with the trips, Lloyd was kinda fun but made some dumb old school moves
Servais makes dumb moves based on muh sabermetrics and scouting that defy obvious conventional wisdom that any knowledgeable baseball fan could make
Even the mods believe in the M's this year.
sup mariners bros
KKKK
>>75389735
I couldn't stand how stubborn Lloyd was. His decisions definitely hurt some developing young players with MUH MATCHUPS.
I can Servais a bit of a pass because he is only in his 2nd year as a manager while Lloyd had numerous years as some type of manager.
Bottom line: they've both cost the M's games with some really dumb moves. However, Servais has a lot of room to grow, I believe.
>>75389804
sup Argentina
PAXTON
James "2017 American League Cy Young" Paxton
>>75389916
Orel Hershiser must have insulted him in the offseason. It caused Paxton to focus like a hyper disciplined warrior. His eyes narrowed under the bill of his cap and he stated with the deadpan of a gunfighter, "I'm going to break your record." Then walked back to Canada to practice.
>>75390033
Yea that's probably what he did
>>75390033
>>75390091
now I'm imagining James Paxton in a Rocky IV training montage innawoods chopping maple trees down and running up mountains and shit
So who here went to the game yesterday?
fucking magical experience. Easily one of the best games i've ever been too.
>>75390182
>>75390182
Uses an axe with only his left hand.
>>75390200
I bet it was! Had to work, but I listened to it.
ripip scoreless streak
ruh-roh
get out of this without giving up a run pls
>>75390200
ill be at the game Saturday
hope Miranda is as good as last time
uh what the fuck man
the fuck?
why do these things happen to us?
23 innings. Damn you Oakland!
KKhris Davis
fucking hell
Fuck jokeland
OK M's, time to get into rage mode.
avenge Paxton pls
>ballboys
KHRUSH
HR
R
U
S
H
Is Valdez elite?
>>75390903
Are catchers left handed?
Montas is throwing rocks.
RAJAI YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. Fast af
are you fucking kidding me Martin?
Alright well that's it. Dyson over Martin in center for the rest of eternity
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MARTIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CALL UP BEN GAMEL AND SEND MARTIN TO TACOMA TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HE DID
>Martin
Get the fuck out shitter
BEAUTIFUL
LOWRIE DUBS
where the fuck is the pitching coach??
COLLAPSE
why are the mariners so shit every year
>Scrubner
ruh-roh
Old Paxton is back
LEADS THE MAJORS IN WILD PITCHES
CY YOUNG WINNER
THIS IS A GREAT GAME
IS PAXTON ELITE?
>>75391296
n-not yet
Kek. It's scribbles. Why did you guys pick him up? He's terrible.
>>75391348
His 12-6 is nasty
>>75391348
End yourself, Jokeland scum
>>75391426
Ur qt. Wnt 2 pnp?
>>75391426
it sucks you're not old enough to have ever seen the mariners makes the playoffs
>>75391514
>implying he's old enough to remember the last time the A'ss were actually relevant
Moneyball sure was a great movie though.
M O T T E R
BASED MOTTER
MOTTER POP TO DEAD CENTER
KILL YOURSELF A'SS
MOTTER FUCK YESS
Motter is the dankest meme
TIE GAME
>>75391561
as opposed to the time the mariners were actually relevant
>>75391656
Mariners are always relevant to me desu
don't give up the run
ugh, Goldy went full Sims
welp
>>75391774
*psst* autistic screaming doesn't make you a good announcer
how weak is the A's closer?
>>75391851
rags tirr hopefully
>Doolittle on the mound
>>75391909
>cano up to bat
damn it
Welp, fuck off A'ss, but good game. See everyone tomorrow.
well that didn't help
Stottlemeyer replaced as pitching coach when
IT'S ALL BECAUSE THAT FUCKER POSTED THE MARINERS WIN GIF
I like when we play the Mariners.
:^)
Is it possible for Cishek to actually improve this bullpen? Fuck
need some momentum, seager
>>75392254
at this point I would say yes
it doesn't hurt to believe
woo a lead off
move the bases, dyson
only need 3 more runs
gg A's
another bad loss. m's need to reevaluate some things
gg a's