/afl/ ANZAC Weekend (Round 5)

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who /dabloos/ here?

Morning /iggs/

Last 2 digits of my post are how many points Poort win by tonight.

>inb4 implying it won't be 100+ point win

Morning fellow champions of /sp/

>>75390108
Nah, port are shit against us. We'll win by 5, 23 if we had Kreuz

Cheeky $57 bet on /dabloos/ lads

>>75390776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMrsqiJ6Ilg

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Basedbane tbqh lads.

Got a unit at uni where 50% of the marks comes through a third party program. That can't be allowed right? Unit coordinator didn't do the questions himself and has nothing to do with the assessments on this program. Fucking lazy, garbage unit.

>>75392298
>((third party program))

>>75392298
What unit?

>>75392315
You do the assessments and the questions on the program are different from what you've been taught in class. It's horseshit.
>>75392318
treasury management

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>>75392473
So they're outsourcing the traching/educating YOU are paying for? What a fucking joke.

>treasury management
oy vey

>>75392473
>treasury management

>>75392491
If anything they're the Jews, have to pay for this program as well.

>>75392298

complain to the Provost office, sounds pretty sketchy m8

Having a funny feeling the Dees might run rings around the Tiges on Monday night desu

>>75392966
Melbourne will win, I'm weirdly confident about it. I was sure >we would lose to Freo last week.

>>75392966
Tigs are shit, wouldn't surprise me tßh.

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who /cutestmidfieldinthecomp/ here?

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>>75393184
here

Who /trivagogirl/ here?

>>75393226
/fordgirl/ actually get some fucking taste please

>>75393196
were women mascots a mistake?

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>>75393196
wrong lad

>>75393332
Objectively old and busted. Get with the times.

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that /top1/ feeling

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>>75393402

How can you compete with these aesthetics?

AFLW need to step their game up.

>>75393346

Navy Nina lasted all of 5 games, much like the 5 seconds I'd last inside her blue poon.

>>75393031
>>75392966
They have the wood over >us tbqh, Dusty is under an injury cloud so not very confident

Just watched all the /afl/ games from /sp/ergbowl. Couldn't be more proud of you autists.

>Commentators sucking based /afl/'s dick
>Laughed at for Golden GAJ on the bench
>Unable to see that >we are on another level tactically
>Can not comprehend majority of our goals coming from 77's


TYB /afl/ manager

>>75393667
the german commentator was crowsbro

should /afl/'s manager be managing /sp/?

>>75393184
YOU JUST KNOW

>>75393766

>ywn be sandwiched by two elite AFL midfielders in their prime.

>>75393667
/afl/ subbed on Iggles, Wolf of Sportsbet and Bigfooty against /ncaa/ when it was 0-0. They all scored and we won 3-0.
In the history of the cup, this might be the only time that all three subs scored.
/afl/ is ELITE elite.

>>75393718
is this true?

>>75393869
Yeah, he mentions it in one of the games. Can't remember which one, either semi-final or final. "If you're wondering why I know so much about footy, you might better know me as crowsbro"

>>75387767
Here lad!
Are >we
a chance tonight?

>>75393888
Of course, m8. Decent against the power. Although we are missing kreuzer who usually does well and we are playing at Adelaide Oval. The optimist in me says us in a close one.

Elite, muscular /iggs/

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>tfw you coined the term "WAutist"

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Who is this man and how did he get so ELITE?

>>75393888
no

>>75393976
Captaining the iggs is a good way to stamp yourself as ELITE

>>75393958
You're a legend 'round these parts partner *vapes*

Friendly reminder the AFL promotes cultural marxism

Is there a worse thing in the world than burning the top of your mouth?

>>75394093
Outliving your child

>>75394146
Yeah I suppose that would be worse

>>75394146

t. Reality Check Snr.

>>75394286
subtle kek

>>75394093

I just made my chicken curry, it usually takes 3-4 days for my tongue to heal

>>75394285
based fucking ITC

Did the oxygen thief finally off himself as well?

>>75394342
Hopefully

>>75394342
Hopefully, I saw him last week might have been the F1 thread but maybe the loss of his dog finally led to him making a wise choice and topping himself

>someone around canberra sticking up holocaust denial posters
based STKFC

/nrlel/ on eternal pooicide watch

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Jackie Boy > Nick
Richo > Matthew Lloyd
Cousins > Fevola
Our Rioli > Your Rioli
Tigerland > Every other anthem
MCG > SC"G"

>>75394472
>MCG > SC"G"
This is just plain wrong.

The only thing the M has over the S is six figure capacity.

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ALERT
>ALERT
ALERT

RICHO IS HAVING A BABY (MALE)

CONFIRMED 300 GAMER

REST OF THE COMPETITION JUST PACK IT UP AND GO HOME HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75394518
>Consistent architectural design
>Home of afl and aus cricket
>Better pies

There is literally nothing good about that place or it's surrounding environs

>>75394472
based expat

>>75394518
>only thing
How about those SCG Grand Finals hey.

>>75394567
>Consistent architectural design
aka boring as fuck. MCG has more in common with a syringe and a brutalist London tower block than a beautiful football ground
>aus cricket
technically this is the old rugby ground in brisbane and before that it was the radelaide oval

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Which one would you fug, lads?

1/6

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2/6

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*dabs

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3/6

BT has gone full shitposting in this Pre-Game amble it's great

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4/6

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5/6

>>75394680
wtf is 1 kek

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6/6

>>75394689
Could write a book on that forehead

>>75394646
>>75394653
>>75394662
>>75394670
>>75394680
>>75394695
#15 desu

Elite file names lad
I rekon Steph Binder from 1/6 would look cute with her hair down after you wake up next to her in the morning :3

>>75394646
>>75394653
>>75394662
>>75394670
>>75394680
>>75394695
All of them tbqhwy

>>75394607
>Boring as fuck
You do know Brutalism is big now right? You do know that having such a patchwork stadium design epitomises the very essence of Sydney, that is to say 'flavour of the month vapid'

>1.1MB png's
Cunt not all of us have the NBN yet.

quit maccas a couple of weeks ago lads

for some reason they sent $900 yesterday

guess i was a good employee


gonna ride my bike to the local brothel and have some fun

>>75394739
Did you have any annual leave left? If so, you probably got the payout from that.

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>>75394739
>having a job
fake Bikecunt desu

>>75394744
>>75394744
whats annual leave>?

Port by 60
Bulldogs by 44
Adelaide by 30
GWS by 8
Dockers by 10
Saints by 18
Iggs by 35
Dees by 20
Pies by 9

>>75394754
The time of year when those brown things fall out the trees and run into oncoming traffic

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>>75394754
Casual time pleb detected. Who /fulltime/ master race here?

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>>75394716
>You do know Brutalism is big now right?
popular =/= attractive. It's still as cold and hideous as when it first arrived, like, 60 years ago.

>he thinks this is a good architectural style to follow when designing a football ground, or anything really.

>>75394780
have the exact same tips except the margins are different.
on 9/9 watch desu.

>>75394790
>A building that can SAFELY house a hundred thousand people is bad because it looks ugly from the OUTSIDE

Quintessential Sydney mindset again, I bet you rate Aami park

>>75394850
He's right, Brutalism is shit. My wife is from Russia. She's an artist and she despises it.

@75394867
No one cares. stop shitposting fake RC

Who here /top17/

>tfw north

>>75394867
What're your tips for this weekend?

>Desperately clinging to an aborted narrative
Sad.

>>75394897
Follow my twitter for the official tips.

>>75394680
>>75394680

Jacqui Graham is qt

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>tipping Carlton +52.5
Poort on 100+ win watch

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in Indigenous lifespans

What's for dinner, lads?

>>75394910
>gunt tib foody
>gunt tib griget
>gunt tib who is desdroying his sbirid

LE BODDERY xD xD

minute of silence thanks lads

@75394931
>being so SHOOK you forget your trip in the middle of samefagging

fuggin pafetik fake RC

>>75394930
stuffed peppers (that's capsicum to all those magpies fans)

>>75394930
slab of coopers pale and some darts

>mudslime filming the bugle guy on his phone

wtf I love one nation now

>>75394930
Nothing.

>>75394930
Chicken katsu sushi and a 375ml Pepsi Max.

>>75394904
Can't really find them easily without wading through /pol/ garbage, post them here

>port subhuman wench still wearing her hat
>Those 2 adult women giggling behind the 3 guys with heads bowed

Fucking triggered beyond all reproach lads

>>75394945
That wasn't me I was observing the last post out of respect.

Reminder that I never post without donning the trip, and if I do I will clarify it with my tripcode.

@75394987
stop shitposting fake RC

>>75394971
yeah sorry about that, my team have been on the crazy pills lately.

I haven't posted my tips yet, I post them before the game begins. Tipping Port Adelaide by 51 tonight.

75394987
*yawn*

>>75394977
?

Who is worse as the public face of their club, Kochie or Kennett?

>>75394999
thanks

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>>75394547
6 FUCKING CUPS IN A ROW CUNTS GET AROUND HIM.

Unrelated note, who /undefeated/ here?

>>75395015
Old bitch standing literally behind the bugle player on the steps still had her hat on and the second happened during the minutes silence crowd shots

Will Essendon ever be good again lads?

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>never tear us apart
Just awful

>still playing Never Tear Us Apart on ANZAC round

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75395029
They'll be good when fake RC becomes relevant. Never.

>Never tear up the tarps
Absolute cringe

>>75395018
>he doesn't rate Kennett

How did this shit song become a thing for Port Adelaide?

t. Casual

>>75395048
Port president wanted to emulate muh EPL. Plastic meme shit for a plastic meme team.

Tuesday is going to consist of ANZAC Day football and Guardians 2. What a day.

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Going to be one of those games isn't it?

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Who /supports multiple teams/ here?

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>>75395063
cock is 100x worse than mcguire imho

>>75395076
Most female replies he ever gotten

>>75394790

all that building needs is a good power wash and it would look amazing again

>>75395028
They're poort fans what did you expect?

>>75395077
Brisbane Lions/ Bombers masterrace reporting in

>>75395076
>20 weeks
IT'S FUCKING 5 MONTHS, JUST SAY 5 MONTHS FUCK

Has Straffo posted on here?

>>75395104

>not measuring pregnancies in weeks

>you

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Does Adelaide and Port Adelaide attract different types of fans?

why is this shit being played on a friday night

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>that glorious feel when you get home after a week of work and switch on the TV to hear BT commentating the footy

>>75395127
MUH EQUALITY

Friday night should be for relevant clubs only.

>>75395119
Sort of.

>>75395119
Adelaide; Bogans, normies and band-wagoners now they are decent

Port Adelaide; bogans, half-caste mongrels, subhumans, overt racists, rich normies who want to look hip

>>75395119
Port has more bogan fans as far I can tell mr BSE

might have something to do with the crows being a franchise team started 30-odd years ago while port grew out of the SA competition and was admitted into the afl later

Is Fox Footy forced to use the dogshit Channel 7 feed?

>>75395119

Adelaide = Chardonnay

Port = Heroin

>>75395119
>Port Adelaide
Rural and suburban retards
>Adelaide
City people

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>>75395161
>tfw suburban crows fan

>>75395139
I don't even care if they're shit clubs I just want a competition
if it has to be carlton make them play the suns or something, and not port which aren't very good but can easily flog a bad team

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Should Port be allowed to be the Magpies?

>>75394547
I thought Richo was """straight""".

>>75395149

yes. they even show the channel 7 ads.

>>75395186
having a female beard and a baby is the new hip thing for Vic queers. So progressive.

Comeback's on

>>75395201
He's Tasmanian

BBPAWTS

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How does Oak compare to Farmers Union?

Never had Oak

Is Moonlight a good movie lads?

>Roger Federer shitposting in /afl/

What a time to be alive?

should have put GWS-Sydney on tonight

this is going to be a blowout

>>75395255
It's a Farmers Union Ice Coffee, or it's nothing.

>>75395216
>>75395239
>>75395255
samefag

Adelaide Oval is my favourite Australian stadium lads

>>75395308
Thank you. Also FUIC > Oak.

Is Port Adelaide China's official team?

DUMBFUCK

>ran too far

Is that the first time that's been called this year?

>>75395308
Also the best cricket ground.

Shame they bring the straight boundary ropes in 30 metres and have made every other pitch in Australia a road. It's kinda lost its uniqueness.

BBPAWTS

>coon won't stop running
pottery

I'm whistling in sync with the umpires

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>>75395347
Dusty don't argued two guys and then got called for it in the Collingwood game

Bit stiff if you ask me

lmao

>that kick

Kek

What went wrong

Classic Casboult even when he kicks a goal

>>75395216
even worse.

Bushells Coffee and Chicory Essence still the GOAT

>"What an interesting opening for this ANZAC weekend"

more like predictable and fucking boring

Can dabloos do it?

BIG BOY

>Jane Bunn

THICCCCCCCC

THICC weather girl fuark

>switzerland is more active in /afl/ than australians are
What went wrong?

Cripps looks like an enormous 11 year old

>>75395519
I swear AFL used to get 2-3 threads a day when I lived back in Australia a few years ago

>>75395549
maybe when there is a game on thats worth watching

>>75395519
all the old regulars left for bigfooty

>>75395539

That's average size for an 11 year old mate. Manlet detected.

fuck is the whistle louder than usual

hope that faggot on here that said he was going to a 4/20 party overdosed 2bh

>>75395606
>medpac

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>>75395629
It's really annoying

>only winning by 4 goals
poort memelaide everyone

>>75395549
/sp/ is half dead these days.

>>75395616

>overdose
>weed

>>75395666
I used to be on this shithole all the time, good times

These were prime time shitposting hours also

THAT WAS OUTTA BOUNDS

>>75395549

Yeah, what we need more of is midweek discussions about a morbidly obese Twitter user, freshcunts making up """broships""" and honorary wogs playing videogames.

>>75393869
Yeah. Former /sp/ Manager.

>>75395681
It's very sad, but you can thank the mods for that.

>>75395549
The most popular AFL club in Australia has lost most of its members this year. It's only natural that /afl/ is dead as well.

>tfw no (you)'s

>>75395685
I think I'm talking about pre-Straffo era

Unless he's been around longer than I thought

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>75395715
Loser!

Lads whatever happened to Toon Arm-ee?

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>>75395024
Reporting

so bigfooty has separate game threads for the supporters of each team? what kinda bullshit is that?

>>75395730

>greentexting a (you)

Fug m8 2cruel4me

>>75395736
He literally never stopped posting lad

>>75395718
Pre-Straffo was 2014, Straffoposting only really took off last year though

Are Richmond legitimately good this year?

>>75395681
>>75395696
Yeah same. Wasted so much time here.

Mods killed it. But thats what they wanted.

>>75395774
There aren't really very many stand out teams at the moment. At a guess, Richmond will probably finish 5-8.

They haven't faced anyone of note yet. I'm kinda expecting them to win this week, then lose the next 4.

>>75395774
Nah. Top 8 side on its day, but not a real threat come finals.

t. Richmond supporter

>>75395751
And a main one on the main board which half the time is full of Plugger bitching about umpires.

I usually rotate between /tv/, /asp/, /g/, /int/, /pol/ and /sp/ but I used to be 90% /sp/ back in the day.

t. nostalgia fag

These sudanese youths that seem to be creeping closer to the south eastern suburbs by the day are really fucking testing me

This close to becoming a full blown racist

>>75395549
Australian /sp/ as a whole was at a peak in 2013.

Why does Jack Silvagni always look like he's about to cry?

>>75395812
>2007-2008
/b/
>2009-2015
/sp/
>2012-now
/pol/
>2014-2016
/tv/

Only use /pol/ these days besides footy and /cric/

>>75395846
quoted for truth

Poort = pootenders

>>75395819
2012 - 2013 - 2014 was very good.

Since then it's been a husk 2bh. I still spend a lot of time here with the apehoop, /cric/ and NFL.

au/sp/ died when based Matt left

>>75395867
Yeah and both Ashes series in 2013 was the peak.

>>75395894
something about a brown dog being up ya

Did they go cheap on the new Perth stadium? I swear it looked fancier on the renders from years ago.

>>75395928
WA is broke as fuck.

>Poodelaide Poos
>Poosbane Poos
>Pooton Poos
>Pooingpood Magpoos
>Poosendon Poomers
>Poomantle Pookers
>Poolong Poos
>Poo Coast Poos
>POO Poos
>Poothorn Poos
>Poobourne Poomons
>Poo Poobourne Kangapoos
>Poort Poodelaide Poower
>Poomond Poogers
>Poo Kilda Poos
>Poodney Poos
>Poo Coast Poogles
>Poostern Poodogs

who was the player that kicked/marked to himself in that

looked like a bomber

What is it about football commentary that is so fucking unbearable?

I literally feel like I'm about to scream in rage listening to cunts like McAvaney and Carey.

They say everything the most over the top, convoluted way, like the key to good commentary is saying things simply as they happen. So much endlessly pointless analysis and """stories""" that mean nothing, so many rhetorical questions, every play is called five seconds late, FUCK. Hate these cunts so very much.

Is Eddie Betts the best small forward of this century?

>>75395894
>>75395894
The Zerogoose - Convict - Matt stoush was unbelievably entertaining.

>>75395953
BIG BOY
I
G
B
O
Y

>>75395942
Good post.

Didn't that Ashes series get over a 1000 threads?

>>75395942
Elite post.

>>75395975

no way

>>75395999
500? Fuck it was at least in the high hundreds

>2.9
Fucking hell.

>>75396004
yeah i remember 500

>>75395942

>can't find GWS
>check between Gold Coast and Hawthorn

>POO Poos

kek

Shame there hasn't been another 2005 tier Ashes.

>>75395956
It'd be between him, Milne and Cyril.

Poo Poos is pretty elite

>>75395956
Small forwards are hard to rate because in the modern game nearly all of them double as midfielders.

Cyril Rioli would compete with Betts but I wouldn't argue with anyone who votes Betts really.

Will the 17/18 /Ashes/ be elite or will the English fans be at "work" again?

>>75396047
Always seems like it's 90% aussies, I don't think they care about crigget anymore.

Wonder how many actual Chinese people bought tickets to the "sell-out" game

>>75396047
Ashes is almost elite tier.

>>75396060
It's pretty fucked, /cric/ needs to import cricinfo comments/twitter/facebook fan page posters.

>>75396061
I've been to one of the exhibition matches, a fair amount went to scalpers lmao

and everyone was white

American Pie on after the footy lads.

Gonna have a nice nostalgia fap to when she strips in his room.

>>75396074
I'd love it all those mad Indians posted here, would be hilarious tbqh.

>>75396096
All those irrational and emotional posters to bait

>>75396061
About 15

>"I'm not racist but" #AustralianValues

What did Straffo mean by this?

>>75396046
>double as midfielders.
>Cyril
Hah. Cyril is a massive front runner who does jack shit and has no tank

>tfw relapsed
who /alcohol/ here

>>75396145
im sorry

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>mfw the first Beijing vs Taipei derby in the 2030 season
>Tasmania still doesn't have a team

>>75396145
Why? Can't you just not buy it?

>>75396145
Stop being an alcoholic.

TEAM OF THE 21st CENTURY

FB: C. Enright - D. Fletcher - D. Glass
HB: N. Lappin - M. Scarlett - A. McLeod
C: C. Judd - G. Ablett - M. Voss
HF: L. Franklin - N. Riewoldt - A. Goodes
FF: S. Milne - J. Brown - E. Betts
R: D. Cox - N. Buckley - S. Black

INT: A. Sandilands - M. Ricciuto - M. Pavlich - D. Swan

OPEN TO THE WORLD

>>75396152
Thanks

>>75396164
Yes, if I were a person with stronger willpower. Sadly I am a weak cunt.

>>75396172
OK.

oh umpire puhreeze, ooh toasted cheese!

>>75396145
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Bottle O Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha

>>75396188
>no Cousins
12 year old detected.

>>75396194
>OK
Good lad, I believe in you. I'm currently shaking an addiction as well. Together we will win.

>>75396188
Yeah pretty good.

I think JJK is a better FF than Brown though.

>>75396188
>no Wayne Carey

>>75396198
Based Tyler

>>75396204

>wanting a worthless meth addict as part of you team

just saw port has chinese posters up at their ground (complete with the flag)

fuck me that is shameless

>not the only hole he has been in

HOLY FUCK BT

>>75396248

Is it me or have they been extra gay tonight?

>>75396248
OH BOY

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>>75396194
>>75396216

why don't you rub each others vagina's

>>75396188
>Fletcher full back
>Scarlett half back
Scarlett is better than Fletcher. Egan and Taylor are better HBs than Scarlett.

>J. Brown full forward
Really.

>>75396225
Pretty sure Carey was cooked by 2000. I think it was around then he porked a team mate's missus and he was a nothing at Adelaide.

>>75396225

>Carey
>21st century>>75396221

Is the new AFL game going to be elite lads?

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>>75396260
Jealous we aren't rubbing yours?

>>75396221

Tossed up having him in over Riewoldt actually. No space on the bench since it's already a tall team. Ask me again in 10 years.

>>75396267
Roger what are you doing here

The new afl game will be absolute dogshit

AFL 2k18 when

>>75396262

>implying teams of the century don't always have a few players out of position

>>75396188
>Fletcher
>Brown
>Sandilands
kek

>>75396262
>>75396266
>He doesn't remember the first half of the 2000 season
Carey was probably in the best form ever seen before he got injured.

>>75396267
First afl game ill be buying since afl 99

>>75396256
do you not realise it was a (likely subconscious) stab at Carey fucking his teammates wife?

is everyone in the thread that underage that they don't know about Carey's history?

>>75396305
>1 good half season in the century

Yeah he should be in, good point.

>>75396305
I just remember him nutting himself on a goal post in Adelaide and fucking up his leg.

>>75396305

>first half of one season
>the century

Pick one.

Carey is a walk-up start in the team of the 90s.

>>75396324

That's right the square behind posts they used to have.

And then the Crows fans booing the post which was fucking hilarious.

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>>75396188
>FF: J. Brown
Really.

>>75396345
>118kg

what a fat cunt

>>75396345

>three more goals than Relton Roberts for the century


Yeah mate I'll keep him in mind.

>>75396188
>N. Riewoldt
>N.

doubt anyone has anymore (You)s than me in this thread.
who /threadarchitect/ here?

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>>75396371

>>75396371

Are you triggered Mohammed you fucking subhuman?

>>75396391
How do you do it lad?

>>75396391
me

>>75395928

They built it on a marsh and the building is literally sinkng as we speak

>>75396412
Hope it leans to one side and for half of the game you literally have to run up hill

>>75396391

I am racking them up with my ELITE discussion starting 21st century team post.

>>75396412
I saw it passing by on the train last week and everything looked fine.

>>75396188
>no hird
>missed 7 games in 2003
>came equal second in brownlow (down by 3 votes)
>was that close to making ricciuto and buckley no-brownlow nuffeys

poort putting the hammer down

see you in a hundred points bloos

>Carlton has half as many scoring shots as Port
>Carlton only has one quarter of the score
Suffering.

>>75396419
>no hird
Clean players only. Hird used Dank's services during his playing career.

>>75396419

Probably the toughest omission. Too injury-prone.

>>75396391
I bet my lifetime post:(You) ratio is higher than yours though

>>75396365
Isnt that the abo who got the boot after eating a whopper at half time in his vfl game?

Fucking abos lel

>>75396403
Actually yes, Jackie boy is

>Taller
>Lighter
>Younger
>More goals per game (with worse teammates for a while)
>Halloween baby so naturally spooks defenders

So naturally he should be included ahead of his """cousin"""

>>75396188
>Goodes
I'd rather Brett Kirk
>no Cousins
suspicious

>>75396439
What a sad, sad "accomplishment" that is.

>>75396429
>clean players only

better remove all west-coast, lions and geelong players then

>cocaine totally isn't performance enhancing
>brisbane half-time blood transfusions
>weapon came from Geelong which is why bomber brought him to essendon

>>75396469
Does he have a bigger penis?