OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ TEXAS RANGERS GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

>rags

what if vargas is actually good?

Tfw you wanna rags post but the royals are bad this year

THE ROYALS ARE BACK

ump fucked gordo out of a 4 pitch walk there

we won't win another championship until Jim Jon Sung Woo Chang visits Kaufmann stadium again

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FUCKING THROW STRIKES CASHNER

>pitcher staring you down
>still not quick enough to get back to the base
jfc moose

>you will never see Michael Young come in with a bottom of the 9th clutch hit again

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>>75385250
Fuck don't remind me

>>75385250
who

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oh yeah

>>75385295
my childhood
>>75385336
superman>>75385341
kc has the literal worst online images

>>75385426
you just hate us cuz you anus

>>75385495
pls never post again

you got your last (you) from me

>>75385807
pls no bully

>>75385426
>>75385707
are u angry sir?

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Lads I'm missing Knoxie on this dull Thursday night

>>75386197
who

>>75386148
not even mad senpai
>>75386197
yaas

>>75386212
Correspondent on the Rangers broadcast for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwdrRGji34

Too bad the cubbies have the day off or I could watch both my teams win tonight.

>>75386286
did that guy do college football? thought ive seen him on the sidelines for ku games

NEAR DONG

>>75386669
>watching ku games

>>75386738
ur a dong

OFFICIAL PROTEIN SOURCE POWER RANKINGS
1. Lentils
2. Chick peas
3. Black beans
...
9000. Beef

>>75387236
>implying i like the longhorns
falcons up fucker

>>75387236
TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS

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>>75387293
UT student here plz no bully

>>75387609
UTPB here, im getting ur education at 1/4th the price

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>mfw some loser who wasnt smart enough to get into UT brags about being stupid

>>75387644
I'm sorry you didn't get in

>>75387644
>dumb
>proud of it
welp, that's >rags fans in a nutshell

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>>75387609

>>75387824>>75387834
>>75387916

>0 student loans
thats all i need to say senpaitachi

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>mfw some retard wasnt smart enough to get scholarships and brags about it

>>75388256
>mfw still got an engineering degree paid for
>mfw literally no face

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>mfw some idiot had to use his own money to pay for an engineering degree and he brags about it

>>75388392
>Implying you won't earn enough extra money with a degree from Cockrell within 5 years to make up for the extra debt

The denial is real

Is there a baseball game on?

>>75388462
>>75388469
>mfw fags are jelly of a poor west texan
its okay yall, at least yall have better reaction pics than me.

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>>75388527
yeah the royals about to win

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utpb is only accredited in mechanical and petroleum engineering

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mfw this game is so boring that everyone reverts to bullying a retard tripfag

>>75388746
i wonder what i could do with a petroleum engineering degree in west texas
>>75388899
i may be retarded but at least ill be drawing a large paycheck

SOMEBODY SCORE

I've literally forgotten what it feels like to see a crooked number on the scoreboard

the pitchers are now resorting to throwing them straight down the middle because why not

these teams suck dick but at least my favorite team wins a worlds eries every once in a while

>>75388995
*large welfare check

>>75389340
>he doesnt know what a petroleum engineer makes
thats cute anon

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>mfw some fucktard went into engineering for the money

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he literally gets dumber with each and every post

can the game just end in a tie?

You may only reply to this post if your entire identity is not based on your geographical location

>>75389427
>mfw a liberal arts degree does a mfw
>>75389769
ur mom gets dumber each time she shlobs my knob

>>75389816
its based on my race

>>75389820
Should've gotten a degree in film; those projecting skills are top notch!
...oh...
...wait...
...his school didn't offer a film degree

>>75389816
not entirely, so im safe

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>mfw some moron thinks I didn't get a couple of STEM degrees because I'm laughing at his retardation

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>His school has an acceptance rate over 50%

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Could either of these teams score a run off her?

>>75389888
suck my hitchcock
>>75389957
like i said, i may be retarded but i will be quite literally rolling in money. im fine with that

>>75389966
>his school has an average student loan debt of 37,000 dollars

>>75389966
>tfw got into school with 20% acceptance rate when the acceptance rate was still 50%
wew

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>he thinks a petroleum engineer salary is "rolling in money"

reminder that money can't buy you a gf, happiness, a world series title, or even, sadly, intelligence

>>75389992
why is she throwing a curveball at 12 years old?
its like she doesnt even want an elbow...

>>75390151
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Petroleum_Engineer/Salary
plus per diem and a company truck senpai. like i said, im retarded but ima be living just fine

>>75390156
It can buy your way out of Texas

>>75390156
it sure wont hurt any of my chances for those with the exception of a world series title and intelligence

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>he thinks that showing me the salary that I already knew would change my mind

>>75390292
>he thinks he know how it be, but he do not

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>He's proud of not getting into the number one petroleum engineering school in the country

>>75390355
>mfw already have a job lined up at halliburton
degrees a degree senpai

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>says he will be rolling in money
>justifies his shitty school by saying he won't have to get a small student loan
keep your story straight dummy

>>75390271
so you don't have a gf then

>>75390435
>being this much of a silly goose

>>75390463
>implying a tripfag could ever get a gf

>>75390463
no but i am sticking my willy in every obese mexican woman in the area.

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>>75390506

>>75390430
I work at Halliburton and can find out who you are with two emails tomorrow

Can we please just skip ahead to throwing out position players to pitch so someone can actually fucking score?

>>75390543
ya white guys are like honey to their sopapillas

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>>75390506
>proud of this

>>75390547
>a simple hand thinks he can work an email
top fucking kek

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>>75390547
kek, make this happen

>>75390637
wanna bet on it? how well do things go for trips who's identities are exposed here?

>>75390626
>not wanting rosaritas thighs sweating on your sheets
come on anon get with the program

>>75390689
>believing anything you read on the internet
oilfield trash

>>75390699
nigga you're about to get exposed irl
stop posting for your own good

>that loud af sneeze in the background noise

>>75390721
>implying im not shitposting for the sake of gullible anons who believe a tripfag

what happened to that crackhead who used to manage the rangers?

>>75390741
so what you're saying is that all the """successes""" you bragged about were false, and you're even more of a failure than we realized?
>inb4 le "yeah u got me" deflecting/false humility response

wasnt there a new rule about limiting review times?

>all this just so escobar can pop it up on the next pitch he sees

>>75390821
ya i work at a radioshack thats being shut down and will prolly just go roustabout or something. but lol i troll u

my dick cant get any more limp

>>75390850
somehow he found an even more pathetic way to end the inning

>rags fans bragging about run differential mere days ago
>now just shrinking KC's team ERA smaller than tiki's dick
pottery desu

jesus christ the crowd freaked me out a little bit on that one

travis wood is trash

None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game.

someone post the webm of the guy with the cups during extra innings braves game

Royals bros, how is our bullpen lasting this long?

>the royals could score but the game still wouldnt even be over
thats really annoying

>>75391012
meme magic

None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game.

>the winning run is walked home
would be such pottery

is there even a slight chance that we could see dyson tonight

>>75391059
he's on the DL casual

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>>75391008

i think the royals are close to throwing 9 innings without allowing a hit

>>75391083
whoops

>>75391099
kek i just love how excited he is to add another cup to the stack

“For right now,” Yost said. “We evaluate every day. Mondi is not the issue. You guys want to make him an issue, but he’s not the issue. If we got to worry about Mondi driving in runs in the nine-hole, we’re in trouble. Mondi’s here for his defense and to develop as a major-league player.”

Kek

>>75391134
hes quietly approaching a worse batting average than ninny league pitchers

anons can you tell me a bedtime story

>>75391134
They wont put him down to AAA because Moore thought he would be good enough to play in the majors this year and doesnt want to be embarassed

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>>75391154
>quietly

>>75391162
Once upon a time Odor punched a guy. It was awesome.
The end.

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>>75391162
Here's a good one

Haven't been on /mlb/ or Rags threads since last season. Does Tiki still post here?

>>75391134
In 13 games, he is batting just .114 with a .162 on-base percentage. He has collected four hits in 35 at-bats while striking out 13 times. He has produced just one extra-base hit, a homer, while drawing two walks.

>>75391214
that dinger was inexplicable btw

Is this the worst game in the history of baseball?

>>75391212
Yeah sorry I was on a date with my cousin

>>75391162

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>>75391212
>summoning a trip
kys

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>>75391235
Zero-Offense games are based

>>75391207
>>75391210
thanks anons

>>75391228
>inexplicable
I wonder how the pitcher who let Mondesi hit a HR feels.

>>75391252
that made me uncomfortable anon

>>75391262
Why don't you? I own this game thread and the general

>>75391279
the game was a blowout so the pitcher was just tossing fastballs to end the game but I think the hr is the longest of the season for the royals

>tfw royals fan rooting for that to land fair

thank the baseball gods its over

BALLGAME
gg sweet dreams anon

Finally

>Goyals

wood and mondesi have no business being on a major league roster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmbxT2b3DI

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gg roylels. Had fun bullying the trip with you guys