>ANON, TAKE THE SHOT!!
>turn around
>spread asschecks open
>engulf the ball fully in my anus
Checkmate
i don't want to.
Give it to Cooper or Worthy.
Dubs and I hit it
>catch and release
>keep shot hand flexed as I no look turn away
>its an airball
pretty sure that pass is not to me, that or it's a terrible pass
>>75381677
>>75381677
I got us, senpai.
>>75381677
>y-you too...
>>75381677
>BREAKING NEWS: Unarmed black male shot dead on basketball field
>pump fake the three
>Draw contact
>Jump from the 3pt line
>Dunk it hard on the opposite team MVP
>Derrick rose both their knees
>Take my and 1
>Miss. Get the rebound
>Dunk it again. This time bringing down the hoop
>Piece of metal flings into the crowd
>Like a boomerang it soars around the entire arena
>Rips the top off of every bif titty bitch
>MJ comes out of retirement
>Chamberlain gets rezzed from the grave
>Both join my team. 81-1 season
Check em
>Grab ball
>Pull down shorts
>Piss on it to assert my territory
>No one but me touchss it for the rest of the game
>>75389032
Who do you lose to ?
>>75390495
DEEZ NUTS
>>75390838
>>75390898
>>75390933
Exactly.
>jokes on you - I ain't catching that shit