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BOS:Sale fans 13 Blue Jays in dominant showing
STL:Cardinals put Jhonny Peralta (illness) on DL
ATL:Braves activate Kemp (hamstring) off the DL
NYM:Duda out Thursday, Bruce starts at first base
BAL:Seth Smith (hamstring) sits again Thursday
INT:MLB clears Cuban star Luis Robert to sign
DET:Justin Upton (forearm) remains out Thursday
HOU:Correa (hand) back in Astros lineup Thursday
BOS:David Price rehab slowed by arm soreness
TOR:Troy Tulowitzki out of Jays' lineup Thursday
WAS:Harper hits solo home run and a grand slam
HOU:Dallas Keuchel improves to 3-0 versus Angels
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AWOO!
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Mets
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Phillies are a cute
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Mitch Haniger
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>>75380038
Not a Mets fan, and I'm actually curious why a Phillies fan would brag to a Mets fan about the Nationals anyway? Aren't you supposed to be divisional rivals, or are you too small-time for that?
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>>75380035
>>75380085
>>75380100

Why do you do this?
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>>75379994
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injuns
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trout to yankees when

angles are wasting him
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>>75380085
Did not expect to see someone else posting awoos!

>>75380150
Because I have nothing better to do with my day off
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*clears throat*
Windians
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windians!
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>>75380150
>2017
>not being /spa/
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>>75380200
>my day off
You do this literally every day, in /nfl/ and here. Just stop.
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>>75380200
>my day off

Nigger don't bullshit me. You do this shit all the time in multiple threads and boards.
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who /bestleague/ here
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who /11wins/ here?
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No baseball for the next 2 hours? Who the fuck scheduled today?
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>>75380234
>>75380244
I meant making them, Bucko
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>>75380249
right here
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A male Kansas City Royals fan reached back and socked a woman in the face after she allegedly spit on him in the stands at a game ... and BOTH people got arrested.
It all went down Tuesday night at Kauffman Stadium late in the game against the Giants.
Our video shows a man wearing a #15 jersey unloading a haymaker on a woman -- knocking her back.
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Obi Hahn pls go get Robert
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>>75380249
clearly not you

this guy gets it >>75380308
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>>75380308
dumb retard arcade league for roid monkey fatasses who are too fat to play a real position
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>>75380362
>one free out league
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In the event of an Astros/Cubs eries, which team would whos fans root for?
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Animefags are worse than bronies. At least they finally realized how obnoxious it was to spam their shit everywhere.
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Obsessed detoileters commit mass suicide as Indians win April baseball game. Cries of "2010 all over again" heard among the dying
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>>75380436
Literally who are you referring to?
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>red sox have 3 (THREE) aces

its coming home, faggots
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Why do you guys entertain the dumb questions asked by foreigners?

Do a fucking Google search. Stop replying and spoon feeding these faggots explaining rules. If you care enough you'd do a small search and have it all explained better than any of us could.

I don't get it. I'm all for thr international exposure of out sport but when I see 4 faggots reply to a question about what a 2-3 means it confuses me.
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The royals have the best last 10 out of the AL Central, ONTO WINNING THE DIVISION
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>>75380410
I agree. Anime is a pretty boring form of entertainment.
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>>75380510
What happened to the other two?
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>>75380516
Why are you such an asshole about something that doesn't affect you in any way?
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>>75380318
>womyn rightfully arrested for assault
SJW riiots in KC when?
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>>75380398
White Sox offseason news
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Hey Poland. Which poland poster are you.
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>>75380591
not that guy but you sound like one of those soft anime faggots from your tone. Am I wrong?
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which team is the most pan-african
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*strikes you out*
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>>75380637
Not a big fan of anime really, watched DBZ when I was little but that's about it. I just don't get his point; these people are coming to /mlb/ because they're genuinely interested in baseball. Why drive them away by being a cunt?
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>>75380398

what kind of dumb question is that?

I can't think of a less "rival" team than the Astros. Our /sp/ guys may fap to 2d anime traps, but I don't think any of them are cucked enough to want to see the cubs win anything.
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Phillies!
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>>75380637
>Am I wrong?
Yes, about many things. Consider re-evaluating your entire life.
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>>75380591
It annoys me to see people entertain stupid questions. It's like when faggots come to threads asking for game start times. Are you fucking forreal? You can't fucking google what time a game starts? You can't Google "baseball 101 rules"? Really faggot?
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Can anyone unseat the Buffaloes?

brazilposter, this is mainly for you
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Alright, /mlb/. Reply to this post with:

Your team
What you're eating for dinner tonight

me:
New York Mets
Pizza
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>>75380617
kek

>>75380704
idk, the handful of white sox fans I've met irl have been dicks about the 05 eries a decade or so afterwards, so I wasn't sure if who's fans in general still hated >us or if I just happened to meet the trash ones
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Sox win again.
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>>75380736
I've always thought they must be cross-boarders. On pretty much every other board with a culture of generals, the OP has a static infodump that gets reposted with shit like FAQs and links to info and resources. Always being spoonfed makes them go into full confusion when the spoon isn't obviously visible, so that it doesn't even occur to them to go look for one.
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>>75380785
Phillies
New York Mets
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>>75380736
I agree with you that asking for game start times is retarded. But in the last thread at least the Polish guy was asking for info on specific MLB teams. Is he supposed to glean what type of team they are from Wikipedia?
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>>75380785
White Sox
Short ribs
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>>75380785
Phillies
prolly some cheese fries

I feel like a lardass today
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>>75380785
Mariners
General Tso's chicken and chow mein
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>>75380654
*takes you out while pitching a no-no*
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>>75380921
that is absolutely disgusting
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>>75380930
*breaks up no-no*
*wins series*
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>>75380921
Who vomited on your fries?
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>>75380795

I hate all kinds of people, but astros people are not among those people. We swept the series on your homefield, you guys should hate us if anything.

>>75380785
white sox
a couple hotdogs, and some fries
>going to pick up pic extreme related in a half hour
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throw it down the middle anon
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>>75380984
t. butthurt Euro on a proxy
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>>75380996
*pegs you in the elbow*
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>>75380996
sure thing, anon!
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>>75380785
O's
Spaghetti, all of what was spilled in Tuesday's game
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https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/goose-egg-new-save-stat-relief-pitchers/

thoughts?

I personally don't like punishing the reliever for inherited runs, but the general principle sounds solid. Name is stupid though, I refuse to call it the goose egg.
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>>75380785
white sox
salmon
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>>75381248
It's a step in the right direction. Needs a more classy name.
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ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 comeback POTY winner
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>>75381551
Literally who?
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>>75381079
>Have a 5 run lead
>Try to murder an opposing player because he's hispanic
Trump supporters like Syndergaard should be put in prison
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>>75380991
Gross, give me a good coney dog instead
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>>75380060
Nope.
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>>75380785
Indians
Wings and salad
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press 'F' to pay respects :(
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>>75381692
It's sad how Mets fans turned on david Wright
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>>75381707
lol just came from deadspin to post this myself (=:
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happy 4/20 bros

lighting this blunt for all the good times i've had on /mlb/
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>>75381730
citation needed
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>>75381405
How about just a plain descriptive name so that people don't have to wonder what the fuck the special snowflake stat means?

I propose going with CLIP: Clutch Innings Pitched

Obviously it's not just about pitching a scoreless inning, but in an inning that matters as well, so I figure clutch works better.
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>>75381248
great stat and argument tbqhwu
the closer and lefty specialist roles are pretty antiquated, and this is a solid way to push for progress
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>>75381794
Your post history :)
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The most historical division
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>>75381902
>historical
>rays, not devil rays
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>>75380785
>Dodgers
>Pussy
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Sup
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>>75381902
>The GOAT was a baltimorean who pitched for the red sox, raked for the yankees, and hit his first professional home run in canada

feels fucking good lads
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Hi
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>>75381836
I like that. I also think that the "broken egg" stat can be tweaked a little to give credit for clutch relief earlier in the game. Let's say your starter only gives up 2 runs, but has poor efficiency and only goes 5 innings because of pitch count. Obviously you're not gonna bring your bullpen ace out in the 6th, but I would argue that a 2-2 game in the 6th inning with the other team's starter still going strong is still a pretty clutch situation that guys don't really get credit for.
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Fucking Jake Marisnick has the same amount of home runs as Correa, Altuve, Gattis, Bregman, and Beltran combined, and the Astros are still 11-5. Wow.
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>>75382119
Aoki has more dingers than Altuve
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>>75382084
> I would argue that a 2-2 game in the 6th inning with the other team's starter still going strong is still a pretty clutch situation that guys don't really get credit for.
I'd agree with that, but I don't know if that would be something that's folded directly into the base concept here. There's lots of measurable facets of sports that can't be directly categorized or lumped into general stats, situations like that might be among them. With this conversation though, I think the proposed idea for how to overhaul saves is both sound in foundation as well as easy to understand and apply in a general sense, that it's worth deserving of its own distinction.
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Graham Bensinger with the fresh Pete Rose interview.
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>>75382299
You're right, there's not really a need at this point to overdo it on the numbers. I'm excited to see bullpen usage change in general in the next couple years if stats like that can catch on though. Guys like Andrew Miller or Chris Devenski are much, much more valuable than the closer archetype that every organization seems so ready to throw money at imo. Also, progressing toward that type of reliever usage can make a positive difference in pace-of-play without cheapening other aspects of the game.
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you now remember the time Kaz Matsui went on the DL because of anal fissures
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>>75382580
Generally I'd just like to see teams try to actually do things that improve their team's chances of winning rather than adhering to obsessions over metrics. Like how some teams have been pulling their starter too early lately due to taking the hardline on keeping under a specific pitch count. The kind of reasoning used to support that is just backwards and getting priorities swapped, not to mention not even working.
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>>75382627
>Kaz
Do these kind of parents get fined?
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>>75382672
t. john smith

kaz is a sick name
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>>75382580


>>75382299
You guys aren't saying anything new. We already understand that guys like Miller and Betances are better served as firemen than 1-2-3 9 innings guys. I really really disagree when you say there isn't a metric to measure a 2-2 score with the starter still going strong. I really disagree with that. This is baseball. This isn't soccer. This is baseball. Everything is recorded. Everything has a value. There are 1000x different ways to allow a run. There are only a handful of ways to get 3 outs. You play you hand to get those 3 outs, or 2, or is just 1.
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>>75382672
http://www.espn.com/mlb/spring2008/news/story?id=3294343

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/46494-kaz-matsui-had-an-unnatural-tear-in-his-anus-skin

>>75382667
>ywn watch Bob Gibson refuse to let a reliever come in because "whoever they bring out, he's not gonna be able to pitch better than me"
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>>75380011
BASED REGGIE
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>>75382692
Try Raphael

Like the Archangel. Kaz is inelegant.
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>>75382742
nobody associates raphael with anything other than spics and roided tennis players.

Kaz is a cool name
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>>75382718
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>>75382742
>his name isn't David
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>>75382718
Whoa there calm your tits buddy, nobody's saying that the above scenario can't be measured in some sort of stat, I was just pointing out that it's a little too specific to fold directly into the general edition of a stat, the "base version" if you will. If you were going to incorporate it, that would require some sort of adjusted metric which takes into account extra scenario conditions, in that case "which team went to their bullpen first, and how early". The general stat doesn't really need that in order to work as an overhauled version of saves, because its foundation is solid enough already.
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>>75382763
You said offices are overdoing it with the numbers and pitch counts but numbers and pitch counts are winning games. There are like 5 organizations in all of baseball that gave a legit 7 inning starter and an impecable closer and setup. And that's just on the day the ace goes out. Bullpening is boring and extreme to some but it is winning games because the numbers point to it. You said something which is just straight up wrong and incorrect.
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>>75381551
Why did this dude come up as Jon Lovitz in google image search.

I literally got this imbd page.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001484/
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>>75380252
Who can stop us?
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>>75382859
>but numbers and pitch counts are winning games
kek, okay
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>>75382859
Managing a pitch count in general is fine.
Overdoing the limit and pulling when it doesn't make sense is what I have a problem with.
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>>75382859
>instead of winning this game I'm going to lose it so that I might win the next one
what
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>>75382851
Nobody is worked up buddy just I don't think you have a real understanding of advanced metrics which is why you have trouble understanding its use and application. There is a reason theyre called advanced metrics.
It sounds like over complicated bullshit but over complicated bullshit has allowed the Dodgers and Yankees to build bullpens which are head and shoulders above everyone else. Don't be so quick to dismiss numbers in this sport. Match-ups and bullpening work. Bochy has 3 rings because of it. It works.
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>>75383020
who are you quoting? Are you mentally ill? Who is saying this?
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>>75383041
Last year dodgers relief was 10th in wins above AVG by position and Yankees relief were 13th

They're nowhere close to head and shoulders above, even after the offseason moves.
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>>75382859
I never said bullpens are bad. I just think the idea of "ok, this guy is gonna pitch now simply because it's the 9th inning and we're ahead" is stupid. Obviously not every starter is gonna go deep into the game and keep the score down every time. That's a given. But I think it's better to have a flexible bullpen than a formulaic one.
Some people get this weird mental disconnect and seem to believe that numbers = reality, like it's a videogame or something. But baseball has so many variables that you really do have to adapt to survive, and the concept of a closer is fundamentally flawed.

Also,
>but numbers and pitch counts are winning games
Do you actually believe this?
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>>75383041
Don't misappropriate my point please, I'm not saying that advance metrics don't work or shouldn't be used, nothing of that sort. I'm just saying that the proposed overhaul of the save rule could become a new core stat in a basic and generally applicable form, which would then serve as the foundation for advanced metrics that derive from it. So drawing the distinction for which conditions should be part of the general stat and which would be in an advanced stat would require making the decision on whether or not it's critical enough to the purpose of the general stat to include it there or not. Whether that answer is yes or no, that determination would still need to be made, and that itself is my point.
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>>75383114
So two metrics you picked out are enough to dismiss the other 10 which they were excellent in right?
I really hope you stick around until the all star break so you can see just how dominant these bullpens are.
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>>75383172
Your entire point of advanced stats trumping all for bullpen construction leaned on a claim of supremacy that was bollocks.

That's not my fault, it's yours for not properly doing your research don't go defensive now.
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Pretty hyped for my first baseball game ever. Had to read the rules in polish to understand them well tho. I don't know the tactics yet but I think I should figure them out the more I watch.
>>75380785
Mets
Banana juice because I'm in bed. It's 0:45 here.
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>>75383196
Who is getting defensive lol? What claim of supremacy? That they're THAT MUCH better? They are THAT much better.

That's like saying Kershaw isn't head an shoulders the best pitcher in baseball because there two others who allowed less H/9 and A lower HR/9 than him and a lower BAA. Other guys allow less hits and less homers in 9IP so Kershaw can't be that much better right?

This is exactly what you've just said to me in regards to these bullpens.

You haven't got a clue of what you're talking about. To even say that advanced metrics are the heart of bullpen construction is something an 80 year old fool would say. How you think the bullpens are being built? With feel and itches?
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>>75383315
>To say that advanced metrics AREN'T the heart ***
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Lou Gehrig was a crybaby who deserved to die.
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What people should I watch carefully today? Any 19 year old GOATs? Also MLB is the highest tier, right? What teams did qualified there this season? Should Mets be scared of Phillie?
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>red sox win
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>>75383391
Kershaw already pitched yesterday so nobody really matters until another 5 days when he pitches again. On Tuesday he will pitch again Madison Bumgarner. That game will have three 500 post game threads.


See you in 5 days.
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>>75383391
Mike Trout is the best in baseball right now. Think of him like Messi and Ronaldo combined.
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>>75383391
>What teams did qualified there this season?
Do you mean to ask what teams made the playoffs last season?

>What people should I watch carefully today?
Baltimore vs Cincinnati should be good as they both lead their division right now.

>Any 19 year old GOATs? Also MLB is the highest tier, right?
You missed the best pitcher in the MLB right now pitch. He pitched an insane game earlier today (Chris Sale) and still didn't get credited with the win.

>Should Mets be scared of Phillie?
The thing about baseball more than most other sports is that anybody can beat anybody. It's a game of numbers and statistics. A bad team can have a really good game against a good team at any time.
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>>75383468
You spelled Trey Mancini wrong
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>>75383491
If he's the best why didn't he win?
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>>75383521
Because pitchers don't swing the bat in the american league. And because Craig Kimbrel is a BULLY WHO SHOULD GIVE CHRIS HIS WIN BACK RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!
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>>75383491
>best pitcher
>sale
Didnt realize Sale has 54 straight saves
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>>75383491
Sale is top 5 but he's not the best
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>>75380011
I appreciate you OP. The Naked Gun is GOAT
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>>75383391
The current GOAT is Mike Trout on the LA Angels of Anaheim (west coast, AL West) but the rest of the angels is mediocre so he doesn't go to playoffs often.

On the Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard is our GOAT and a top 10 pitcher. The Phillies aren't very threatening but they always have a chance because of the feast or famine offense. Also as >>75383491 said anybody can beat anybody.

Notable young players to keep track of are:
Bryce Harper on the Washington Nationals (He is by far the biggest personality of all players)
Kris Bryant on the Chi Cubs
Mike Trout who is perpetually a God
Mookie Betts on the Red Sox
Corey Seagar on dodgers
Noah Syndergaard (i am biased but he is really good)
And probably some other people that i forget off the top of my head. I personally would like to put Gary Sanchez on this list but I want to see another great season before decisively saying he is great.
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>>75383305
>Pretty hyped for my first baseball game ever
t. mo'Lester
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>>75383572
>saves
>a relevant stat
If you can't close out a game while up 3 runs you shouldn't be in the majors

>>75383588
Statistically the best right now and it's not even close.
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mest-lillies
>>75383627
>>75383627
>>75383627
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>>75383388
Cal Ripkin Jr is the most over rated baseball player of the last 100 years.
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>>75383644
If you cant get a win as a starting pitcher you shouldnt be considered a top 20 pitcher
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You may only reply to this post if you have PERSONALLY struck out Jose Bautista
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>O's playing a catcher who can't hit in an NL game
Can't wait for the third inning where nothing will happen!
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>>75383669
I have personally kicked Jose Autista in the balls during a game.
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>>75383668
A pitcher has control of how many runs the other team scores, not his.
DUMBO
>>
>>75380785
Athletics
Hot dogs
>>
>>75383662
Fuck off Lou Gehrigs ghost
>>
>>75383669
Bautista followed me on twitter, does that count?
>>
>>75380060
Mr. Mets seems so alpha
>>
>>75383669
I once called A-rod, gay rod at a charity event. Does that count?
>>
>>75383710
TODAY Today today
I consider myself, myself
The luckiest man man man
On the face of the Earth earth earth.
(cough cough cough aaaaaaack)
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David Wells got me kicked out of a hotel once

Willy Mo Pena flipped me off during a game too
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>>75383681
I'm p sure Joseph is Miley's pocket catcher, now.

They both think on a higher level.
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>>75383787
That's what he was saying in the pregame interview

Buck's sticking him with Miley because they're working well together
>>
>audible "FUCK FUCK" from Jones after popping out
Your mlb.tv free game of the day!
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>>75383723
no.
>>
What team has the best givaways and why is it the O's?
>>
>>75383832
I do love that the O's regularly give away the division late in the season.
>>
>>75383391
MLB isn't gay like divegrass or hockey where you see 18 and 19 year olds playing all the time at the highest level. It's pretty rare you see anyone under 21, though I think it's a bit more common now than it used to be. But most players still grind away for years in the minors before even sniffing the majors, most good rookies are 22-25

some future goats started at 19 recently though, Trout and Harper
>>
>>75383832
giving away the wildcard game was pretty good, yeah
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>>75383856
》harper
Lel
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>6 pitch inning with a strikeout
Wade def isnt an Oriole
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WHIFF IT GOOD
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>Rags
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>>75383832
what's the point of the giveaways if people don't bother to show up?
>>
>>75383930
That's the wrong album nerd.
>>
Does anyone remember when Josh Donaldson unironically won the MVP over Mike Trout?
>>
>>75383847
>>75383861
>>75383937
<samefagging this hard
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>>75383644
>2017
>picking anyone over Keuchel
lol
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>>75383954
Trout should unironically be the 5-time reigning MVP
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>>75383959
>>
Jonathan Schoop is unironically the best second baseman alive
>>
Top Ten Pitchers Right Now

1. Kershaw
2. Scherzer
3. Bumgarner
4. Sale
5. Syndergaard
6. Lester
7. Kluber
8. Verlander
9. Greinke
10. Keuchel
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>>75384010
National league babbies lel
>>
Reds and O's finale

>>75383899
>>75383899
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>>75383963
>22 strike outs

He's worse in literally every meaningful statistic than Sale is this year.
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>>75383952
that was the only one I wasn't too lazy to shoop his head onto, kek
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>>75384010
>higher ERA than Wade Miley
>#1
>>
>>75383963
How is his name pronounced? I've always thought "Cutch-el" but I seem to recall hearing someone say "kike-al".
>>
>>75384069
VERY underrated post
>>
>>75384070
Quey-queg
>>
>>75383952
STRIKE OUT FOR FUN
>>
>>75384070
It's pronounced Cuck-el
>>
>>75384070
its kike-al
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>>75380150
MARINERS!

Fuck you, thats why
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>>75384070
Dallas KEK-LEL

>>75384045
His ground ball % is elite, last time I checked at least
>>
>>75384123
He has a higher ERA and higher WHIP than Sale with about half as many strike outs.

It's not even close.
>>
>>75384147
Sure, but what's his WTW? That's all that matters.
>>
>>75384147
Reread the thread and tell me where I said he had better ERA/WHIP/more Ks
All I said was that he's a great ground ball pitcher
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>>75384163
>Defense babbies
>>
>>75384123
Ū>>75384157
Still not as good as Wade Miley
>>
>>75384163
Look at the reply chain bud

>picking anyone over Keuchel
>>
>>75384045
Sale is performing better than Keuchel right now but they are pretty close though. 42 SO is pretty crazy, but the comparison to Keuchel's 22 isn't that great considering Keuchel was never a SO pitcher.
>>
>actually arguing for sale as best pitcher in baseball when he can't even win games
Maybe just don't allow runs?
>>
>>75383914
unanimous MVP
>>
>>75380785
>Resd
Taco Bell
>>
>>75384070
Kal-El
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>>75384198
this >>75383963 wasn't me, man

>>75384186
Ground ball pitchers are the thinking man's choice
>>
Had the AL East become the new baby league?
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>>75384291
>Ground ball pitcher are the thinking man's choice
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>>75384253
>Bautista has as many strike outs as Keuchel this season

Really makes you think...
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>>75384317
>baseball is the thinking man's game
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>>75380785
Nats
Leftover Pasghetti
>>
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*gets on the mound*
*DPs you and your buddy on first*
>>
>>75380785
rags
chicken parm
>>
>>75384353
You taste so good.
>>
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>>75384317
>ground ball pitchers aren't the thinking man's choice
>>
>>75384371
kek
>>
>>75384353
>You taste so ______
>>
>>75383959
<being this buttmad about rooting for a shitty team
>>
How does one become a good fly ball pitcher? Isn't it the most riskiest one to be because you'll probably be very homer prone?

What are examples of great flyball pitchers?
>>
>>75384448
knuckleballers
>>
>>75384448
If you have really good slow stuff then you'll induce a lot of pop outs.

Sanchez on the Jays is good and flyball heavy
>>
Reds are making Ubaldo Jimenez and now, Wade Miley look like Cy Young Winners.

Holy Shit!
>>
If F=ma would it be theoretically sound that if a pitcher just there high slow curveball at sub70mph or even lower he'd perform well overall because if a hitter sis make solid contact, it wouldn't leave the yard due to the extremely low velocity of the ball not contributing anything to its resulting distance?

We saw this in the WBC game vs Japan when the US pitcher hung a slow 65mph knuckler to a japanese hitter who squared it but it was only a fly out to right. If it was a 92 mph fastball instead, well the US would not have been celebrating history.
>>
>Jays are 3-12

Lmao
>>
royals rags
>>75384530
>>75384530
>>75384530
>>
>>75384541

The reds are bad what did you expect

Bad teams are bad
Ex. The whos making Ervin Santana look like Cy Young himself
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Is he actually the less douchy Bryce Harper of the west?
>>
>this guy that won't shut up at the barves game
>>
>>75380785
Red Sox
cottage pie
>>
>>75384553
>he doesn't know that the eephus is /ourpitch/
>>
You are now realizing that if you tried to say the name of the Mariners star player right now in the streets of Seattle you would probably be arrested and charged for a hate crime after getting your face plastered all over social media.
>>
>>75384621

You were saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW0V6OsxDBo
>>
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>>75384636
>>
>>75384448
Estrada is an excellent flyball pitcher. Chen when was with the O's was dangerously good as a flyball pitcher.
>>
>>75384663
kek i was just about to post that link
>>
>>75384663
>roids
>>
>>75383771
how did you piss off david wells
>>
>>75384663
>throwing two in a row

what a dumb
>>
>>75384688
Asked him for his autograph. I shit you not that's all I did and I was like 14 years old and he got so mad that he got me kicked out of a hotel in Chicago.
>>
>>75384663
That legit looks like something from ASB 2000
>>
>>75384729
owned
>>
All this time I thought Joey Vatto is white and only now I discovered he's actually Canadian, wtf
>>
>>75384636
King Felix? I don't get it.
>>
>>75384636
Cano?
>>
>Mest
>>
>no thread for the Os and Reds

Pathetic
>>
>>75384820
both literal meme teams
>>
Somebody told me syndershit was good and that strasburg was bad.

Who was memeing?
>>
>oreos in charge of baserunning

L M A O
>>
>>75384820
There is a thread but the OP didn't put the game name in the OP or the title

It's linked here
>>
>>75384820
but there is
>>
>>75384820

Yes there is. It just doesn't look like one.
>>75383899
>>
>>75384820

OP didnt give search terms
>>75384041
>>
>>75384877
>gives up a run just after post
g8 b8
>>
Are the mets contenders or pretenders?

Seems to me them niggas still wearing their Halloween costumes.

I thought he was good?

I thought Phillies were bad?

Would a smart baseball individual please explain to me what is happening???????
>>
>>75384820
Blame some Baltipoor baboon for making a retarded thread title
>>
>>75384636
Theres nothing wrong with sayimg Mitch Haniger
>>
>>75385062
>taking April as a indicator for the rest of the season
contenders unless the injuries get worse than last year
>>
God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking
>>
>>75385062
>LOL THEYRE LOSING ONE GAME I TOLD YOU THEY WERE REALLY REALLY BAD IM NOT OBSESSED AT ALL AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH MEST MEST MEST
>>
>when my teams scores runs they really really count
>when my autistic pitcher gets scored on they don't count because it's April and it doesn't fit the narrative that I'm trying to push
>when my team does bad. It doesn't mean much because it's early April
>when my team does good, it counts double because they're doing good things.
>>
>>75385093
>contenders until the injuries get worse than last year
FTFY
>>
>>75385209
DG go home
>>
mo'Lester spotted in /nfl/.
>>
>>75385260
>posting in a general in the fucking offseason
>>
>>75385260
Good. Maybe he'll stay there.
>mywdabearswindasuperbowl.jpg
>>
>phillies
>>
>>75385299
look at this casual
>>
>>75384857

O's were a Playoff team last year.
>>
Ervin Santana is on steroids
>>
>>75385209
The obsession deepens
>>
The Rangers were winning 6-1 on Sunday and still lost.
>>
>>75385260
Obsession lmao. Do you want to buy me a drink or something?
>>
>>75385570
No because then you'd kiss me against my will DG
>>
It's like Beetlejuice. You say his name and he shows up. And then you wish he hadn't.
>>
>>75385496
Thanks. Doing gods work.
>>
>>75385601
Lmao is it just one person that keeps falsely accusing me of being DG and kissing men? Seriously, log off.
>>
>>75385824
>he honestly thinks it's ONE person
lmao you brought this on yourself.
>>
>>75385062
Wins in April and May don't matter
>>
>>75385939
Jays are gonna win the WS!
>>
>>75385260
link the post
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>>75385939
Wins don't. Losses do.
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APOLOGIZE
>>
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v479901783/collad-gonzalez-and-fan-reach-for-the-same-ball

What's the worst you've seen a fan act at a game, /mlb/?
>>
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>>75380785
>sneks
>chocolate cake
>>
>>75385824
no personally I didn't participate in the shitposting until either yesterday or two days ago when the triple false flag post was made
>>
>>75380785
Doyers
Burgers
>>
http://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2017/04/i_got_it_tropicana_field_tiger.html
does anyone have a video of this happening?
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who /reallyreallyterribleathitting/ here?
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>>75386735
here senpai
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>>75386764
>actually scoring 4 runs in a game
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR 'BAD HITTING'
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>>75380202
>>75380209
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>Having the pitchers bat
>>
WHO NEEDS OFFENSE

WHEN YOU HAVE

WADE

"#ELITE"

MILEY
>>
>Orioles play an NL series
>Ubaldo and Miley turn into elite pitchers

Really makes you think
>>
Can we agree Kershaw is kind of a hypocritical little bitch when it comes to this Tyler Anderson thing?
>>
>>75387779
What happened?
>>
>>75387512
When will Manfred stop this?
>>
>>75387789
Anderson took a few extra pre-game warmup pitches and then walked back to the dugout which delayed the game start about a minute, and Kershaw flipped out about it
>>
Mariners Athletics

>>75387947
>>75387947
>>75387947
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>Lose first game 9-3
>Bats are asleep
>Still win the series with a 3.2 ERA
>>
>tfw baseball brings the only joy in my life
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>his team's current record isn't the reverse of their record at this point last season
>>
>1.89 ERA
>11.37 K/9
>0.84 WHIP

Where were you when Wade Miley secured his Cy Young season?
>>
>>75388084
What's your team, anon?
>>
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Bottom of the 9th inning
1 run lead
I'm afraid
>>
>>75388126
>His team's current record isn't the exact same as it was last year
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>>75388084

i feel you, bro

everything else has become so routine and stale, it just doesn't faze me (good or bad) anymore
>>
Why does this Expos fan keep posting traps
>>
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>>75388247
>>
>>75388247

shit, i WISH /mlb/ had good traps

if i could find a hot early 20s baseball trap my life would be complete
>>
lads why are there so many options for baseball hats
I just want the one the players are wearing
>>
>>75388247
Not recognizing Nats
>gib closer nao
topless body paint girl
>>
>>75388307
it's the one thing mlb has that will sell with inner city black people
>>
>>75388307

blame hip hop culture, friend

hats used to be like ten bucks and come in maybe three styles per team
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just felt like posting this tbqh
>>
>nats bullpen
>>
>>75388307
Check the uniforms then get one of those.
>>
>>75388559
Don't you get tossed out of the stadium for landing on the field?
>>
>>75388558

puke, puke, extra puke, kill yourself, acceptable, puke
>>
>>75388376
>blame hip hop culture
ok, but (((who))) could be behind hip hop culture?
>>
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>>75388559
top kek
>>
>>75388636
>>
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>>75388560
>Nats Win!!
10-5 even with a shit bullpen
>>
>>75388559

they don't do kids like that tho
>>
Can I get a quick rundown on Mitch Haniger? I don't get this meme.
>>
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>>75388636
Alright
>>
>>75388599
they probably felt bad for the kid for getting smoked by a foul on national television and having to be helped up by a one-armed black ballgirl
>>
>>75388702
He will always be that kid that wore a bucket on his head to the D-Backs game and got knocked so hard in the fucking eyeball with a foul ball that he fell onto the field.
>>
>>75388356
>>75388376
>>75388578
yeah a lot of them are snapbacks or whatever those fat ugly ones are called for black people
I'll pick one eventually and then spend the week or two before it arrives hoping that it'll fit

>>75388559
kek
>>
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>ameriburgers
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>>75388741
The game is in DC. It's a Nats game, just a Dbacks broadcast.
>>
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>best in the majors in starting pitching by an entire point over 2nd
>worst in the majors in scoring runs
>>
>>75388871

but that rules, though
>>
>>75388176
Astros
>>
>>75388869
If you get fitted, I believe 7 and 3/4th is the most common male size
>>
>>75388670
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>
>2 defensive errors
something always goes wrong
>>
>>75388665
AL ROY contender
Currently has more WAR than Trout
GOAT
>>
>mest
>>
>>75388871
Really you're taking issue with the team named after a simpsons episode not preserving the sanctity of their name?
>>
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>>75388967
>mfw
>>
>>75388871
There is literally nothing wrong with this
>>
>>75388665
go ask in the Ms gamethread
theyll bombard you with memes
>>
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Thanx Phillies
Coming for you Mets
>>
>>75388925
iktf, it's nice to see them finally looking like a winning team
>>
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>>75388636
>>75388670
well when I was looking through the hat different options this came up
>selling like hot cakes now it's on sale
>>
>>75380785
Pirates
Real Italian-style pizza and other Italian foods
>>
>>75384109
>shitty of seattle
>>
>>75384109
Fuck Rodney and his stupid arrow meme.
>>
>>75388902
You've become the Mariners between 2005-2015
>>
>>75380785
Phillies
Grilled Cheese
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGBk3akzdY
>>
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>>75389339
>>75388902
those were some dark years kc bro
atleast you have your ring to enjoy
>>
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>>75389412
>>
>>75389236
>>
>>75389543
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>
>>75389485
What a horrid sign
>>
>>75388967
Mmmm asiago cheese bagels. Yum
>>
>>75389689
>Sign
>>
>>75384010
>not a single roylel
>Vargas has sub zero ERA
>Duffy under two
wew
>>
>>75384010
Where is CC?
>>
>>75384010
>no Wade Miley
shit list
>>
>>75389792

more like wade memely
>>
>>75384010
A top ten list can't have national league by default
>>
>Franco was super upbeat during his slump because meme exit velocity
What the fug
>>
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>>75384010
>giving up runs
>>
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Reminder
>>
>0-0
>Extra innings
>>
>>75389857

oh, none of us will ever forget
>>
>>75389752
>sub zero ERA
wat
>>
>>75389928
Not holding the other team to negative runs scored
>current year
>>
>>75389928
Vargas is a chinese ninja warrior
>>
>>75389805
wow rude
>>
>>75389977

aw, pal, you're right. i really goofed that one up

i take it back :3
>>
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This >rags fan is getting absolutely obliterated in the game thread kek >>75387644
>>
>Ball doesn't leave the park
>Still a homerun
What kind of meme park do the Mets have?
>>
>>75380011
I must kill the queen
>>
SHIT
>>
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>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>Wait a second, Alex
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
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>>75388559
>one handed ballgirl
How is she supposed to throw the ball into the crowd?
>>
That sucks ass. It just had to be the A's.
>>
Now that the Blackhawks have died, it's up to the Cubs to continue the tradition of winning in Chicago.

Prepare your anus Reds, your days as at number 1 in the Central are soon to be over.
>>
>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy
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wake me up
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>>75390627
willanyonescore.jpg
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>>75390627
>He will never be able to handle the ecstasy of a 19 inning game

You're like a little baby
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>rags
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>>75390693
>mfw that fucking canada day game

that shit wasn't ecstasy for anyone involved I dont think

>68 combined LOB
>saunders with the platinum fucking sombrero
>>
>>75390355
>>75390430
>>75390547
this nigga is about to get his whole life turned upside down
>>
>>75390771
>>75390050
why the fuck do you care?
its a little weird desu
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*strikes you out*
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>>75390771

> uh...sir...i found him posting...on a japanese cartoons website...pls pay attention to me sir...
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>defending rags triptards
pretty sad desu senpai
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What does /mlb/ think about Mike Zaun?
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>>75390877
Who?
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>>75390877
Hey Mike. What day do you think Eric Thames will break Bonds's record?
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>>75390877
The best sports radio host of all time. Men want to be him and women want to be with him.
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>>75390771
>Live in Texas
>Study engineering
>Not attending Texas A&M
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>>75390877
I like his brother Gregg better
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new thread where?
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>>75390984

I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
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>>75391000
dubs confirm its time for a new thread
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>>75391019
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>>75391019
Those are clearly trips
>>
>>75391000
LOYALTY GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
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>>75391046
Not under conditions I deem fair
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>>75390921
this
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>>75391066
dubs confirm trips are now only dubs
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>>75391066
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>get two guys on bases
>end of inning

goddamnit goldy just hit the ball
at least it wasn't as bad as yesterday's game, that was pretty much pitching practice for both teams, only 1 run in the whole game.
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wow
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seriously what the hell is wrong Dexter Fowler? I have him in fantasy and he was supposed to be an OBP machine
>>
If we successfully spell out >-r-a-g-s then KC scores this inning
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvBd0ZSWSdU
>tfw you will never cuddle with Shehadi while watching baseball
Why live?
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>>75391148
I was doing okay today and then you had to even talk about this
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>>75391139
>this inning
I'm honestly just hoping they score sometime this series
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>>75391195
Rags pitching is shit though
Why wont they score?
>>
Seattle "defense"
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>>75391133
Let me see ur team,
>>
>>75380200
>Because I have nothing better to do with my day off
Have you trying killing yourself?
>>
>>75391090

that's the beauty of national league baseball, son
>>
the rags got their first hit in over 7 innings
>>
Just fucking score
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>>75391242
fuck that. I love 0-0 games
>>
This just goes to show how good the rangers pitching staff is.
>>
>>75391308
>against the worst offense in the major leagues
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>>75391308
>¡Y/Texas/3Q
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>>75391308
I'd like to know something.
How long did it take to figure out the texas trip thing?
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>>75391316
One strike away
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>>75391316
Longer than it took you to find this site, newfag.
Been here since 2010-2011 btw
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>tfw I felt more pain watching Dylan fucking Covey throw BP to the yankees lineup than watching the hawks get swept in the 1st round

Don't get me wrong I love all the other Chicago teams (except the cubs obviously) but its clear which one I hold head above heels over the others. I think sometimes the heart is the most honest thing and its telling me that I only truly give a shit about baseball. And I am quite alright with that.
>>
reeee Wood
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jesus
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wood is fucking garbage

>throwing anything remotely hittable with a runner on 2nd and 1 out
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>>75391339
same senpai, I was getting mad when migo and nurse were trying to blow the previous game with nothing but walks in the 9th also

I shouldn't even be mad if they lose since it would just mean a higher draft pick but I can't help it
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>>75391337
I've been here since Boxxy. Fuck you bitch
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>>75391328
At least I'll never be as much of a faggot as you. It's much better to molest prospects than be molested by them, you know. Stop sucking off samchmeme and admit we're better.
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>>75391388
so youre a newfag
>>
>>75391339
America's pasttime master race
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>>75391360
The guy's shit but the Royals should be able to score at least one run against some bum coming off the DL and a guy that was out of baseball for three years.

It's like the other day when everyone wanted to blame Mondesi (your 9th hitter) for the offense problems when literally everyone except for sometimes Lorenzo Cain is swinging at garbage and hitting first pitch weak contact ground balls directly to the shortstop.

Really pathetic.
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>>75391360
>>75391340

>blaming a pitcher when your offense gets shut out in 13 innings
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>>75391389
>It's much better to molest prospects than be molested by them
I bet if I sucked your dick you would enjoy it
>>
>>75391339

It's hard to care about a sport when you can't even see the thing the players are hitting.
>>
Now y'all can finally all see the rangers' superiority. We don't use any more runs than we have to in order to win a game, and now their pitching staff is worn out for the next one. You're stupid to have ever doubted us.
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>>75391422
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>>75387512
>>75387707
the NL is a joke. a big fat mess and not real baseball
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>>75391385
Fucking nurse
>>
>>75380011
I remember Rich Eisen calling Placido Polanco "Enrico Polazzo" and I laughed every time.
>>
>>75391422
Why don't you try it and see what happens, bandwagoner
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>>75391429
>being this casual
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>>75391458
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>>75391481
We need more of these memes until he gets traded

Fuck drob, ill never get over that night at KC. Fuck drob so much
>>
>>75391455

>NL literally won the head to head last year

Stay mad DHfags
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>>75391234
which other games should I be watching? I want to watch every sneks game on principle but idk what games are big and exciting, or even when the season ends or how the world series etc works

enjoying baseball a lot though, it's a comfy and good natured game

>>75388084
same senpai. or maybe not joy but helps me relax and makes the days seem slightly different.
>>
>>75380011
I
MUST KILL
THE QUEEN
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>8-7
>8-7
>7-7
>7-8
>7-8
>>
>>75391480
Hockey is okay to kill some time when there's no baseball, that's it.
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>>75391612
Woo 7-7!
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>>75391612
Absolute GOAT division
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is this franchise officially finished
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>blow gays
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>>75391644
The ALE is numerically the GOAT division.
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>mfw series in tampa starts tomorrow and future Astro Chris Archer isn't pitching
>>
>>75391665
They better hope they can turn shit around pretty fucking soon. Otherwise they are toast
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>>75391528

i meant that unironically. national league baseball is for those of patrician sensibility.

stick with watching one team, the regular season is usually only exciting when there's a rivalry, backstory, or great starting pitcher matchup

the season ends for bad teams in june, for most teams in august, and for champions in november

the world series is best of seven, its entrants are determined by the winner of each league (national vs. american) which is determined by a playoff

so 12 (or more if there are ties) teams get a shot at the ring each postseason
>>
Is it just me or does Chris Sale look weird in a Red Sox uniform?
>>
>>75391759

chris sale has looked weird since he was a sperm in his daddys balls
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>>75391759
A painful sight

But not more painful than knowing we had and were wasting his best days and greatest talents

Ill always remember based Sale. Its a shame that fate decided to be so so cruel to us
>>
>>75391822
Did you actually wear that jersey?
I hope your last name is Sale. Otherwise, you're a cuck my dude.
>>
>>75391835
Yes my last name is Sale. Don't try to faceberg me or some shit I dont use that bs
>>
>>75391835
>this shit again
>>
>>75391822
>implying he's had his best days
>>
>>75391850
You seriously think it's okay for a grown-ass man to wear another man's name on his back?
>>
>>75391858
The near record breaking 10+ K streak was a good one.
>>
>I’m going to want the ball in that situation 10 times out of nine

based Sale
>>
>>75391822
So is 49 the price before or after the discount, I was never clear on that.
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>Wade Miley has struck out the same number of batters as Max Scherzer

really makes you ponder
>>
>>75391879
>can read cursive
>can read fractions
>can read time on an analog clock
>know how many zeroes are in a million
>can count to 100 backwards (even with eyes closed)

if you can do at least 5/3 of these your white
>>
>>75391755
thanks for the explanation anon, I'll stick with my dbags and maybe watch some of the bigger games so I can talk with people in threads more
and hopefully I'll understand terms and weird rules and everything by the time it's the world series
>>
>>75391916
Is there a sadder phrase in sports than "Arizona Sports Fan?"
>>
>>75391927
A big red down arrow
>>
Every league.... Every single league in the WORLD has a DH, except for MLB's National League. Get with the times already, grandpa.
>>
>>75391822
I bought a cano 24 away jersey and didn't know what to do with it. then here came gary. feels damn good
>>
>>75391901
thank you for this memer face. Expect it to be used in very very condescending manner by me.

I won't give you a Kershaw or any dodger BUT you can have one of Kobe's sons.
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>>75391916

m8 i'll do my best to keep you abreast

any explanations of stats or whatever, you just post this image and i'm on it
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>>75392071
thanks chief, I will do
>>
>>75391937
that's what i call my penis, i don't get it
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>>75392071
Oops, wrong image. Post this one
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>>75392087
I call mine secret,because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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>The National League has won 48 World Series titles
>The AL East has won 40
Really makes you think
>>
>>75392108
39 rings and a watch
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>>75392090

pls fuck off mike i'm trying to be helpful
>>
NEW in a few more shitposts
>>75392109
>>75392109
>>75392109
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>>75392107
GODDAMMIT ANON, this is not the place for dad jokes.
>>
>>75392131
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot this place is too good for low-brow humor
>>
>>75380011
Don't worry, luckily she was saved by OJ Simpson.
>>
>>75392139
SEE THAT IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN
>>
Yo post /mlb/ copy pastas, specifically the one about A-rod
>>
>>75392197
The one that says "A-Rod is a lil bitch?" Because it's not copypasta if it's true, and A-Rod is a lil bitch.
>>
>>75392197
I have it somewhere. I'll post it in the next thread
>>
I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.

I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ''dude what are you talking about'' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.
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500
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>>75392233
chekt and >502
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>>75391708
>ALE better than ALC
Cube fan and even I acknowledged ALC is the best division the last two years
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