Man Utd v Anderlecht EL QF 2nd leg match thread 2

first for manure is shit

>ENGLISH DEFENDING

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2-1 agg

hmmmmmm

Death to /a/ 2bh

We've blown this we're so fucking shit in midfield Carrick is having a terrible game

>>75378335
>2-1 agg
y u lie

shit I meant 2-2 agg

why is pogba not playing?

>>75378353

well yes, manure is shit

and your flag is toothpaste

Blinds offside awareness edition

ummmm daily blind is dutch???

>de gay

Dude Valencia is jacked.

its gonna go to extra time

>One guy getting shot is breaking news in Europe
In America you don't even get coverage if there aren't at least 5 casualties

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>de moyes

Park the bus

*dabs*

>Breathe near Anderlecht player
>Freekick

P E N I S U N I T E D

NO ANIME edition

Man Utd are shit. Cap this

>tfw I wanted to come up with a memier version than >mouyes and the result was >Mourinho
fuck

>>75378381
The gay was gone when he was needed most

My two most hated teams in the entire world are playing against each other. This is a weird experience

fuck it, i hope OT gets bombed and they all die of typhus

>poogba da poo poo player

>>75378385
Quick rundown?

Why's Herrera not playing

Week in and week out i always say it - why does United always let off after they go up 1-0? It never works out. Insanity.

>>75378385
Cus we aren't overrun with total retards yet

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Lads I need a really heavy shit, ate a whole bag of ice cream 3 days ago now this is my first bowl movement since.
wish me luck

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fucking l0ll at manure, thanks for handing us the EL

>>75378365
respect :(

Jose was right, Shaw is a fucking retard.

>>75378407
t. Brugge supporter

Oh fuck, I've just realised: I can have a cheeky haltime cuppa cranberry tea at halftime.

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bye sponsor?

>>75378385
not sure but i think thats a good thing

>>75378414
probably don't want to risk him getting suspended as he's 1 yellow away from it

fucking need him now though

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>1-1

>>75377443

>>75378413
Another terrorist attack in PARI

>>75378424
Good luck

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>Poogba

>>75378424
>bag of ice cream
stop this meme

POOGBA

>>75378424
>bag of ice cream
ice cream comes in bags these days?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKING POGBA

poop poogba

>pogba

POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA

pogBOOOOOOM

the fuck was that pogs

>>75378424
Did you drink green tea afterwards lad

Zlatan has looked weird tonight. Maybe sulking after getting dropped on Sunday.

Poo g ba xD

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>This is the power of the most successful team of all time in the Premier League

Did anyone else think "don't fucking shoot here" just before he took the shot?

>>75378430

Standard supporter

This is the day our season ends

Get the Pizza and Ice Cream out lads it's gonna be a depressing night

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>£85million for the fashion forward Ever Banega

god imagine us in the CL. imagine us against madrid/barca/bayern/juventus

good thing we won't be seeing that for a while

>>75378479
RIV

the absolute state of Manure

I literally want this disgusting piece of shit club to be liquidated

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>Poonited

Your guys' stream/TV is way behind it seems

What happened lads I'm in class

can't stand this Lingard cunt
just looks like a cretin

>100 million for a useless Toni Kroos

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>>75378407
Easy there Muhammad

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>it's a Lingard does absolutely nothing episode

>>75378495

would

>>75378471
Ye was alright t b h, left the bag in too long though

>>75378502
a black brick from the middle

>>75378489
>>75378483
>us
>we
>our

What's the over/under on pogba dabs

Never thought the meme would be actually true after all these years but united is literally shit

>manure

Good pass to the Aderlecht keeper by Shaw.

>it's a Yernited supporters have one song episode

>YERNAHTED YERNAHTED YERNAHTED YERNAHTED YERNAHTED YERNAHTED

Chelsk-tier

>>75378502
looks like one of the goblins from noddy

>>75378479
cool im a mediocre supporter myself

>>75378510
only queers wouldn't

>100 million for a dabbing Konstantin Vassiljev

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From fluking his way to a CL win the worst CL edition in recent memory with a mostly shit Porto squad to getting eliminated from a Sevilla-less EL with the richest and most expensive team in world football AT HOME by belgian minnows whose whole squad costs less than 1 Poobag.

Is Mouyes finished?

>>75378502
Looks like the sort of guy that would sell you a bag of leaves claiming its weed

Is Lingard English?

>>75378517
Autism

>>75378503
just compare the starting eleven of real madrid and united, it's fucking ogre
>Just 10 years ago, united probably had a superior starting 11

>>75378534
holy shit

damn, those rocking european nights in the theatre of dreams

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Good to see the Dabbing Rodwell doing so well

ibra has done nothing

>>75378525
>I have never been to a match

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Is there a more millennial football player?

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>>75378516
*googles him*
Ah yes, another runt

Reminder that Kroos costed 24m

He's dogshit, so yes

>>75378489
The only players who are at that level are De Gea, Pogba, Rashford and Mkhi

The rest are wank, Valencia included he's a fucking meme

>>75378561
Fucking China.

>>75378567
this, get your shit together ibra

Jose is right - Shaw has no intelligence. He's all over the place; never knowing when to stay or go.

>>75378542
norwegian

lingard, rojo, rashford, shaw, 35 year old carrick
why so many shit players??

>>75378561
ded?

>>75378565

Enjoying life as the new Derby m8?

poochester poonited

Is it possible to greentext in real life?

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mourinho is gonna kill himself if they lose. rotting in a shit club.

>>75378561
it's either china or brazil

>>75378570
maybe not to some plastic corporate institution like Manure

regularly go to my local team's games though, and there's a plethora of songs sung for the whole 90 minutes despite being 3 tiers below Yernited in the football leagues.

>>75378561
wew la

>>75378561
Kill all chinks

>>75378561
Are we allowed to post rekt on /sp/

>>75378595
too busy thinking about taking his bfs cock up his tight ass

>>75378517

even w/o feetposting wouldnt i consider Ellie a plastic like most Namefags here

How shaw is a professional footballer astounds me

webm of poogba's fail?
couldnt see it

>tfw ellieposting is dead

>>75378610
>maybe not to United
right then. opinion discarded about their chants, moron.

>>75378561
I laughed when I opened this

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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what's your opinion on Rick and Morty?

Can you name two things about Genk and Gent so I don't confuse them in my mind. Thank you.

Jesus Christ, are the mics just not on the crowd or something? dead quiet in there, and it's a European night for fuck sake

Lingard is ass and Ibra has hardly moved today

Lingard OFF Herrera ON

>>75378637
hola reddit

This defence is a shambles with Shaw in and Rojo out.

>>75378637
bit reddit

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>75378635
Too much flouride lad

fucking comical defending

>>75378637
reddit-tier

>>75378637
I like it. I dislike the cult surrounding it though.

Also, fuck Dan Harmon

>>75378647
Darmian makes them look so much more solid

>>75378638
Euhm, no not really

lets be serious for a moment lads how fucking good would pogba be at liverpool

those little chipped in passes to coutino and mane would wreck defenses

too bad he has to play mouyes ball

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>>75378610
>watching lower league footy

>>75378647
Is Rojo dead?

>>75378637
Fr*cking epic xD

the defence is a fucking mess

THEY'RE FUCKING ALL OVER THE PLACE HEADLESS CHICKENS

Happening in Paris (AGAIN), lads

damn, dab worthy play there from Pogba

expect to see that on replay for the rest of the season

>>75378650
what's in the bag?

P O S T S L A G S
O
S
T

S
L
A
G
S

>>75378679
let's not jump to conclusions here, muslims have nothing to do with islam, probs a white supremacist

Mkhitaryan looks so bloody depressed about playing for Man U

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>you like Manchester United? Oh.... erm.... excuse me.....I have to.... go and.... erm.... I have to go somewhere else now........

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>>75378366
Bad post

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slags

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Im a united customer but secretly want them to lose and i have no idea why

havent been watching the game 2bh las

just in time for slagposting

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my gf

>>75378709

>British "banter"

>>75378668
Are you an immigrant?

A couple of percentage points for Marine tbqh.

>>75378709
Okay then, I'll see you around.

>>75378678
Fucking useless bottlejobs. Gone from beating Chelsea, to this.

fucking weakchester

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>>75378699
Half time is for 2D though senpai.

>>75378679
Le Pen confirmed for win

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>>75378699

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Is he, dare I say it, a Superior Strategist?

>>75378709
>chink
>not liking United
do you even follow football?

>>75378724
Nope

OHMYGOD. The EPLEL League is as shit as the fucking Jupiler Pro League. The "Premier" League... Our league is named after a fucking beer. A shitty pils at that. WHAT A JOKE. AHAHAHAHAH

anderlecht is styling and taking a shit all over manure lmao

What you listening to during half time, lads?

>>75378637
I thought that 'Shit on the floor' bit was just 4chan exaggerating. But no, that was an actual joke.

>>75378744
juup is goed pils man

>>75378747
the crushing silence of being alone

>>75378744

>doesnt go down his local and ask for a pint of english premier

L2BRITISH

Mourinho Out

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rate my actual gf lads

>>75378747
Best of Linkin Park, Skrillex remix

>>75378744
Opening a jupiler now

>>75378747
My soundcloud likes

>>75378737
Nah, their shitty two-tier system will almost certainly prevent it.

>>75378739
Wow, she's a gamer! Epic....

Shaw has been pretty good going forward.

>>75378744
>reminder this is your top team playing our 5th, you have the charisma of a damp rag

>>75378679
1 ded, it's fucking nothing. let's rather go to sleep. or numb ourselves with footy

https://youtu.be/CTFtOOh47oo french montana is a artist

>>75378764
she deserves better

>>75378764
highschool sweetheart tier

>>75378759

Hertog Jan is beter.

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>>75378747
GRORY GRORY MAN UNITED

United are going out because Blind is a fucking joke. He should have fucked off back to Holland with Van Gaal.

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>>75378747
Swans

>>75378638
Gent is where Kubo plays now, Genk is where Boetius is.

>>75378764
we rated your gf hundred times m8

>>75378764
>asking for lads to rate your attractive girlfriend
you got eyes, mate?

>>75378764
why do you want my opinion
She is cute tho

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Hts

Is masturbating bad for me?

Even if I have sex for hours and finish at least 3 times, I still need to fap when I get home and Im bored. Will it affect my sex life?

>>75378773
>she

>>75378764
Hey, that's my gf, what the fuck man.

>>75378582

i think there was basically a Kroos-Alonso trade in 2014 and Buyern was NOT clever let him go

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>>75378773
Twat

>possesion: 50-50
>the current state of manure

>>75378764
Adorable

>>75378764
collarbones too rigid, 4/10

the glory glory man u that they play at old trafford sounds like it's off some children's party CD desu

>>75378735
Lillie isn't gay!

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Getting dominated is all part of Mourinhos plan, isn't it?

Strategic move from Marine le Pen

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Why doesn't Mouyes just make all the expnesive players do a goal?

>>75378825
is discusting

>>75378747
The Oven as a I put a pizza to cope with
watching my team fade into mediocrity

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>>75378806
unf

>>75378825
always does. the tune before KO is top quality though (Ian Brown one)

>>75378807
have you considered suicide?

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>tfw you want to slurp some semen but there's no football on that night

>>75378830
Griezmann AND Dybala to united when?

My desk chair smells.

Years of farting into it has given it a funk that won't go away. All the shit particles.

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gf just sent me this

>>75378857
not to mention all the cum

>>75378845
Nah man, my country doesnt have refugees

>maurinho
is he getting sack if he doesn't get CL next season?

>>75378451
What meme? Paper bags are best for holding ice cream. Though I suppose you buy yours in plastic bags in the US, non?

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>Manure

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>>75378859
did the man she is cucking you with took that photo?

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>>75378859
How coincidental. Mine just snapped me this

>>75378828
CAN YOU POST PHOTOGRAPHY ON /SP/?

lads gf has fallen out with me for complimenting another girl. what do

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>>75378826
Are you sure? She does a lot of gay stuff.

>>75378828
god damn those are some magnificent tatas

>>75378859
Thats funny, she really looks like mine gf Mhmmmmm

WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS

>>75378813

I'm still shocked that they let go of him just like that.

>>75378859

>wtf anon why dont they make this lingerie in a size 18

btw anyone know how to get cum stains out of the side of a pc tower, those shits are fucking impossible im asking for a friend

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>>75378870
It would be a shame to not coach the Manchester United Soccer Reds anymore, but it will probably happen

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>Anon, I know you really love Man U,.... but promise me you'll cut back on the amount of semen-slurping. I'm worried about how much semen youve been slurping lately

>>75378889
shag the other girl

>>75378890
Like what?

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>>75378709

what are you doing fham

>>75378905
>5head
Did Gervinho fuck a gook?

I guess Yernited is focussing on the Premier League

Mourinho doesn't give a fuck about football anymore.

Against Chelsea he had the drive to win because he hates Conte and Chelski player for fucking him over, and he destroyed them.
>>75378815
source

>Manchester Poonited

Am I doing it right britbongs?

Watching this match on a stream on my TV through Chromecast feels pretty good never having to pay for a TV subscription ever again

Mou should sub Ibra and bring on Herrera then play 4-3-3. Getting completely outplayed in midfield and Ibra is struggling to get into the game having to keep dropping deep

>>75378909
Sauce?

>>75378889
doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to begin with, 2bh, trust issues and the like....

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>>75378892
They really are.

pls god pls let this game go to overtime

>>75378917
that's a 4.3head at best

Why do United keep getting themselves into a good position and then bottling it

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LGTSS

>Paris

>>75378914
>he actually called out Eddie Hearn as a pussy today
I get the feeling they're blocking him

>>75378898

would take gold from

>>75378828
Julia, is her name.

>>75378923

Cellulite was a mistake

THIS THREAD
THESE ADS ON TELLY

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>>75378929

dont know m8

>>75378926
>not "borrowing" your friends cable accounts to watch anything for free

Get ready to watch Ibra walk around the pitch doing duck all for 90 mins lads

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>Anon, you've got a little cum on your mouth. Have you been watching Man U again?

>>75378935
MODS HELP

>>75378963
this is what furries like

>>75378969
who dis qt mcbootie?

>>75378921
https://twitter.com/yukakuramoti/media

ABU PRIDE WORLD WIDE

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>>75378949
You do that, im aiming for the bronze

as a committed ABU, I chose not to watch this game because I was sure united would get an easy victory, because, come on,
>Anderlecht
but I will tune in to the 2nd half. even I didn't think this would be a struggle for them

>>75378923
Bogpilled

United to score before 55 mins
Andschlecht to score before 80 mins

>>75378424

Muh Pep Muh spanish internationals

good for Kroos and Real

>>75378946
>check news
>another terrorist attack

Literally a daily occurrence now.

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>>75378990
Not sure, sorry. Some jewbook whore. One more.

bale and messi both look autistic as fuck in that racism ad

> 2-1 Zlatan 50'
> 2-2 75'
> 3-2 89' late winner

repeating numbers will confirm this : - )

>>75379000

Nice trips

>>75379022
thank you

>>75379014
the ad made me racist desu

>>75379014
you ever hear Bale talk? he's dumb as shit

>>75379022
m8

>>75379022
Oh daddy spank me

>>75379022
:)

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>tfw even if >we score, a goal for Ancerlecht puts them through
>Blind and Shaw at the back

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>>75379022

>Ibra still on

He does fuck all!

45 minutes to save the season

Post Grade S Zettai Royuiki

I've already seen the game. Fellaini with the winning header at 88'

>>75379022
Whelp

dubs and united loses

Why are we playing standard de liège again

>>75379049
player of the year mate, he's carried his team to 6th place

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>>75378946
easy le pen win

How the fuck do you waste that

dubs and United get humiliated

drop confidence and lose every game for the rest of the season

Who are we kidding? ManU is going to lose.

>>75379010
Champs Elysses too, probably top 3 tourist spot with Eifeel Tower and Louvre

>>75379054
Stop being so dramatic

Singles and we all find happiness this year

ASSOCIATED PRESS REPORTING THAT PARIS TERROR SUSPECT LOOKS LIKE MOST REFUGEES THAT HAVE MOVED INTO FRANCE

>Daily "play everyone onside" Blind

>>75379062
But you aren't?

>>75378561
Noice

never going to inspire your team to victory with this atmosphere

>>75379054
There's ET you clown

>>75379064
He holds back Rashford and Martial's development

>>75379096
old trafford needs safe standing

FUCK YOU LINGARD YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING NONCE

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>>75379054
You don't think they will make top 4?

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>it's a Zlatan only passes in flicks episode

>PISSI POOGARD

>>75379065
praise KEK

>>75379096
European nights are poor. they shut the top tier in west stand and alot more kids go

yoursportsinhd .com /soccer/channel/fs1/

best stream out there

KEK

>Manure

>lingard

Hate lingard

>lelgard

>>75379104
all stadiums on the PL need safe standing

>>75379080
your attitude isnt helping

>lingard
>100k
HOW

>Lingard
Fucking why
He can't score from anything less than 20 yards I fucking swear

Lingard has missed a ton of sitters. I'm comvinced he's far worse than people even now give him credit for

>>75379097
oh woops

>>75379108
not with the fixtures we got no

>>75379080

>Put all your best agents into one country
>Kill everyone who isn't one of your men
>Agents: "Oh no our country is at war, please let us in Europe"
>Europe: "Lel okay m8, i'm sure you'll be good"

>tfw my dad manages a championship football team

feels good being able to anonymously shitpost with you

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love united
hate the disabled

>>75379108
Ai>Anri>Kureai>Julia

Can """"""""""we"""""""""" do it, lads?

>luke shaw back on the Mourinho side of the pitch
>immediate impact

Mou is such a great manager