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>>75377936
Now that I think about it, 4 legged animals shoe costs are twice as high as humans

Rugby.

So how many Finns will go to Vegas? Already feel like supporting them.

caps

>>75377995
I wouldn't say 2x because their feet are smaller

maybe 1.5x

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>>75377936
Good OP

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Ass to mouth Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12789350

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>>75378052
thank you

rangers with the stanley
mets win the world series

i feel like my dad with all this sucess

>>75378106

>rags

y?

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>>75378106
>rags

>>75378137
Whens the last time the habs won anything?

Thought so

>>75377777

>>75378106
>rags
its a miracle they've lasted this long. no fucking way they're advancing past this round.

>>75378106
>mets: Orange and blue
>islanders: Orange and blue
>rags fan

Bill Clement > Bilk Lament

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>>75378171
>not being a fan of all new york sports teams

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>rags

>>75378159
>those faggot comments
wew

>>75378163
I'm not a Habs fan you mong

I just know the rags blow ass and don't stand a chance at winning the cup.

>>75378199
>brodeur hasn't been good since 06
>still good via his apprentice

>>75378163
Whens the last time the rangers did?

Exactly.

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>rags

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Call me old fashioned but faggotness has no place in Hockey.

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>>75378251
bigotry has no place in hockey

>>75378251
more like:

LEMME TELL YA BOY THERE NO.. WHEN YA... YOU HIT, AND TAKE HIT BUT KEEP GOING LEMME TELL YA

>>75378251
neither do Finnish mongoloids

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they're shit, they've been shit since st. louis hand me downs, and they'll always be shit.

>>75377936
Stop posting piglets

>>75378251
You look like half-melted white chocolate.

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>the current year
>not rooting for the new york rangers

>>75378358
delete this

>>75378251
Based Don killing himself to keep faggots out

>>75378377
That looks like a bad word superlative.

>>75378377
>new to country
>new to hockey
>support rangers
Bless his heart, he doesn't know any better.

Who you got tonight?

Rangers @ Canadiens
Blue Jackets @ Penguins
Blackhawks @ Predators
Sharks @ Oilers

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this yaer our y-year

>>75378377
Right when I couldn't dislike him, or the rags, any more than I already did.

>>75378506
Canadiens
Blue Jackets
Preds
Sharks

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>>75378506
>habs
>pongs
>preds
>oilels
These will also win this round. It is inevitable.

>>75377936
I'm ok with the idea of buffalo gettinf suter to coach but if they get Lombardi as gm I'm going to be fuckin pissed because that faghot loves shitty contracts and we already have two many

>>75378377
Does his shirt say ngers stop?

>>75378506
habs
pens
preds
sharks

>>75378506
Tags
Pengoos
PRODS
shorts

>>75378506
Rangers
Penguins
Predators
Oilers

>>75378506
habs
pongs
reddithawks save themselves from embarrassment
shorks

>>75378506
Habs
Penguins
Preds
No fucking idea

>>75378506
rags
pens
preds
shorks

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>mongreyal gets their dreams crushed by the FUCKING RAGS
LMAO

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>>75378539
>Pongs
But it was /ouryear/

>>75377936
HOW THE FUCK DO WE FIX THE SABRES REEEEEE

>>75378629
move cities

>>75378159
Henrik is based

>>75378629
Relocation to Hamilton. Plus that way the laffs will lose a chunk of their fanbase.

Which teams do you have an irrational/rational hatred for, /hoc/? For me it's:

pongs(most hated)
flims
kongs
predditors
reddithawks

>>75378629
eichel to coach general manager and owner

20:00 minimum toi for himself as well

>>75378656
Fucking faggot

>>75378315
and THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!

>>75378296
LEL

this is the shit!
post moar

>>75378506
rags
pongs
hawks
oilers

>>75378358
Remind you of your mother?

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hawks ain't goin NO WHERE

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>>75378506
Habs
Pens
Preds
Oilers

>firing your coach and GM for one non-generational player

laughing SO HARD at the sabres right now

>>75378748
WE WUZ DAINASTY 'N SHIT

>>75378659
everyone in the metro but caps and canes

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>>75378659
The team itself?
Honestly the flims are a bunch of faggots that try to injure players but chimpout if their twink gets bumped.
t. not a cucks fan
As far as fanbases go probably the pongs, reddithawks, and soilers.
They are the definition of bandwagon fans. The first year they have some success they actually show up. Plus the media cannot stop riding their dicks.
>decade without playoffs
>gave the team to a player because they couldnt pay him
>terrible attendance, largest increase in fans once they didnt blow assdick

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>>75378659
>Blackhawks (most hated)
pic related
>Bruins
bullies
>Wongs
forced rivalreee, temper tantrums in the 2nd period every time

>>75378506
overtime
Yakkits
Blackhawks
Zan ozeh

>>75378659
Irrational?
Habs, rags, debbies, boilers,

I've pretty much accepted that the penguins might repeat and the habs are basically the only team that could possibly stop them

>implying any western team could
>implying toronto or caps could
>implying bombston or snes could
>rags
>blowjackets

>>75378799
Id save it if the perspective wasn't so shit. Is this OC? Google "vanishing point" ffs lad.
>vader
Fuck it, I'll save anyways.

>>75378659
Irrational?
Aves, don't even feel sorry for them

So if the Wild actually pull it off they are guaranteed the Cup, right?

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>>75378851
>not having over a dozen devianart /hoc/ images

>>75378377
>trump and oliver are fans of the same team

like two sides of the same coin

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>rags

>>75378799
I hate when soilers fans come to my teams arena and literally every single one of them is wearing a McGayKid jersey. Saw 45 of them just recently, nothing but mcfaggot jerseys.

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>>75378880
>deviant art memes from high school edgelords and furry enthusiasts
its 9gag for emos.

>>75378659
Wild, Devils and Kings.

If you're not fun to watch, fuck off. Literally the most boring fucking shitshows to watch.

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>>75378871
Probably not.
Both of their goals last night were not typical. One allen dun goofed. The other Hanzal just sniped/Allen fucked up on. They will need to start scoring normally to go anywhere. Many players like Nino and Pomminshit had good chances but shot it into Allen's chest.
Dubnyk and the D also need to continue what they did last game. At least Scandella seems to have woken up. Hope to see a cheeky hip check in his father's memory saturday.

>>75378871
No.

>>75378924
Draisaitl is objectively the superior choice
>alpha as fuck
>aesthetic name
>better number
>not constantly sucked off by everyone

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BREAKING: new meme, wallpapers

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they bout to do it

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>>75378924
I mean they all make 350k a year, why not buy the latest first overall pick's sweater.

Do you like the ducks?

>>75378985
>1024x640 wallpaper
what fucking ibm are running over there, norge

>>75378967
>spears players in the penisdick when his team is getting blown out

>>75379005
disney quackers
>movie came first

>>75378659
Californian teams

for some reason I like watching lundpads and ovi choke every fucking year. it's pretty satisfying. Like, even if crosby wins a cup, it's worth it if I get to watch the same 2 teams blow it every year

bombston
Chiraq
minnesota

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lost the imgur link for these tho

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>>75378967
Not to mention he's the more "complete" player of the two

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>>75379005
Why does California always steal shit from Minnesota?

>>75379021
low res wallpapers are anti-reddit

>>75379070
How fuck what kind of disgusting bedroom biological experiment created this abomination?

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lmbo yall crazy who did this

>>75378954
that's not irrational, you jsut explained why

glad to see people hate on the Devils, they make for a lot of wahwah booties.

>>75378967
HE IS BUT A SOLITARY MAN
HIS PREJUDICE WILL SPREAD LIKE A FLAME THROUGHOUT THE LAND

>>75378967
>Draisaitl Memetown not constantly sucked off by everyone
ok lad.

>New York thinks its relevant whatsoever
adorable.

>>75379183
t. flyover cuck

>>75379115
Jew met a half black + chink

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>>75379230
>Canada thinks its relevant too
>20 years no cup

hilarious. rely on american rookie talent harder. its the only thing that got you into the playoffs in the first place.

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>>75379239

>>75379290
I'm a Blackhawk fan though

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It will happen. Rinne has been running on stolen time. I don't know how he's done it so far, but I don't care: it's over.

Screencap this, I dare you. >Finnish goaltending strikes TONIGHT

>>75379315
They will just sub in Saros.
Lol its like you dont even watch hokkei

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>>75379290
>the >laffs are the only canadian team
>forget the Sens are dragged down by >american goaltending

>>75378772
Eichel > Matthews > McDavid

>>75379351
Look here, you bitch. Your sordid race has been responsible for worldwide calamities for millennia. I can't wait until the mongol genocide is kicked off (within 50 years). You bastards will not be able to ruin my hockey anymore.

So, Pekka, instead of replying to my posts, how about you go make peace with the world, because your days are numbered you yellow, subhuman piece of shit.

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>>75379428
lol

yo

>>75379468
This description fits citizens of almost any country on this planet. Look at China, you fucking whiners.

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>>75379428

>>75379428
MAXIMUM BULLY

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niggers

>>75379428
wew

>>75379486
sup

Norge Tier
>Norge

God Tier
>America
>Canada
>Sweden

Friends tier
>Finland
>Germany
>slovakia
>straya
>lil straya
>etc

Not okay tier
>UK

Sub human garbage tier
>grease
>portugal

>>75379660
Criminally underrating Finland in my opinion

>>75379660
norge is a samefagging faggot

>>75379428
lmao

How mad can one anon be.

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>Ameriniggers will defend this

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at this Manlet this is what they pass off as adults in America holy crap that is pathetic look at this pathetic little boy only he's a grown man and America treat him like a grown man they don't have manlet pits like the rest of the developed world

>DEATH TO AMERINIGGER SCUM TODAY

This kid lost his mother away as an adult and they treat him like one because he legally is over the age of 18 in the country of America how sad they have no standards they don't even know what the hell is a actual human being anymore they just let Mexicans in through their border just like they let Mexicans into their mothers private parts

>>75379628
any fresh memes happening today?

>>75379749
That's a Mexican, no one is defending it

>>75379660
shouldn't I be above norge as god eternal? I am fucking awesome after all

>>75379768
yeah, finngolia getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the degenerate subhuman trash they are

>>75379768
no but there's a lot of potential for that with the games tonight

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My Blackhawks are over the hill. We were over performing and it showed. I'm happy they won those cups but the window is obviously closed.
If we want to compete again we need to start the rebuilding process. Queenville did his part but we need a fresh face in the coaching spot. Toews and Kane are eating up too much cap which will be important in the following years once their play starts going down. We need to cut the fat; I say we trade them now while their value is still high for younger and cheaper.
We offer Toews, Kane, and our 1st for Duchene, Landeskog, and their 1st. They will take it.
Go through a season or two missing the playoffs before we are winning President's Trophies again.

>>75379660
>Top Tier
Sweden
Denmark
Norge
Canada

>Good tier
Germany
Czechslovakia
Russia

>Tolerable tier
Finland
Estonia

>Needs to leave tier
Australlia
UK

>Needs to kill themselves tier
Armenia
Greece

>>75379908
Toews for Mackinnon + 1st (Nico Hirschier)
Kane for OEL + Domi + Strome

>>75379660
Everyone is the same to me except Grease, this fucking shitstain needs to fucking go and stay go.

>>75379971
armenia, thats the one I forgot

>>75380094
Im pretty sure he already killed himself when the >kongs got eliminated, i included him just incase

>tfw there's a greek flag in my neighborhood but instead of a plus in the corner, it's a devil's logo but instead of the new jersey devils it's the Duke Blue Devils

almost had a panic attack. Thought grease had infiltrated my home

winners tonight

>pongs
>habs
>preds
>shorks

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>>75378016
Pls dont take sami. He's our only fin

>>75380023
no one takes a 10,5M contract. especially not for a 1D and the guy they want to be a 1C

>>75380156
Close call, but honestly I've never met such a tremendous faggot from Greece as the one here. This fag is a disgrace to his country.

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Bob's got this, don't worry boys

>>75378016
Please take Määtta

>>75380156
that's fucking nice. can you post a picture?

fuck finland full of dumb ugly niggers

>>75380193
Strome is too slow and weak on the puck to be a #1C

>>75380197
will Columbus surprise us again?

>>75380197
>relying on Bob

This is why the Poo Jackets have never even won 4 playoff games, let alone a series. They make bad decisions. Put Korpisalo in, couldnt be worse than 4 GAA

>>75380250
hence I said "whom the want to be", not "future 1C". they should've taken Marner or traded down

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>>75380228
eat shit homo

>>75380286
he had the best #s in the regular season

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first come, first served

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What do you think he is doing right now?

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>>75380336
>regular season

oh look finland isnt only nigger but also underage anime posting redditfags

>>75380336
And has the worst career numbers of any playoff goalie

And worst of any goalie this playoffs

>>75380353
where is the picture?

>>75380353
Steroids

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>Karlsson still won't win Hart and Norris trophy this year
i hate kanadians so goddamn much

>>75380353
not living in an irrelevant 3rd world shithole lel

>>75380353
oh I get it.

>>75380394
like the united states?

>>75380394
despite laffs fans' efforts

>>75380392
Sven ;_; <3333 xDD

Do you guys think there's any problem with players having as much of a roster as people like Eichel/Crosby/etc do?

>>75380392
sven, team up with us and together we can take over kanada :DDD

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After staying awake for 36 hours I probably won't be able to see the BJs and the Hawks get swept. I'll probably miss the Coilers getting B T F O as well.

It sucks.

Oh well.

>>75380394
>not living in an irrelevant 3rd world shithole lel
lmao what?
he lives in Florida man

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>>75380464
welcome to /eurohoc/ world

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>>75380320

>>75380465
fleury to calgary after pens repeat

>>75380524
You mean Vegas

>>75380508
>2-4am before any games starts

Feel bad for Eurobros. NHL likes scheduling all the games at 7:30pm local time to maximize shekels.

>>75380465
nice Karlsson digits

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>>75380337
>based norge

>>75380320
why does she have such a big gun it's dangerous oyu know

Shawn Simpson @TSNSimmer

Have to think Pierre McGuire wants and would be a fit for the Buffalo job.


Is there a LUL big enough for this?

>>75380602
yes we all saw it on r/hockey already. now fuck off back there with you underage hockey """"""knowledge""""""

mcquire makes a good gm

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>>75380310
Strome probably won't be a first line guy but he is still the head and shoulders pick at #3 for forwards. If anything they should have selected Werenski or Hanifin. Why would they take an undersized winger over a potential top 6 centre? Marner will put up some numbers at the cost of getting worked over and mashed but that's all he'll ever do.

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>>75380602
>le wank off crosby and pongs man
but who will give crosby blowjobs after his owies?

>>75380551
eh, there are worse things in life. By the way I have a buddy in Vancouvero. How's he doing? have you seen him? :D

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>>75380602
he was already a coach though

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@75380394
>still butthurt

>>75380629

In what fucking universe? He knows every player in existence and what high school they grew up in but why the fuck does that make him a good GM?

Does he have any business experience? Or maybe we should revisit how much of a fucking disaster the Whalers were for him.

He's great in a broadcasting place but him being a GM would likely be a disaster.

>>75380672
Probably. Vancouver is small as fuck, and people doesn't really move out that much despite it being expensive as fuck.

I see my elementary school friends all the time, even though we don't go to the same high school.

It's always fun.

>>75380646
>implying he doesnt trade buffalos next 10 first round picks for Crosby

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>>75380602
reminder pierre has his name on the stanley cup more times than Iginla, Thornton, and Lundqvist

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Is Pierre McGuire the ONLY person in the universe who's "too smart" for hockey?

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This angers the Swede

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>the irrelevant backwater shantytown of shitvakia

>>75380764
>Your 2017 Norris champion

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>>75380764
delet this

>>75380720
>even though we don't go to the same high school.

OH...OHHH.....shhhhhhh

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>>75380764
He should ask Modano how to get nice teeth

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>>75380764
Post >yfw Burns wins the Norris for the same reason Karlsson didn't win it last year.

>>75378506
Habs
Jackets
Preds
Oilers

>>75378506
Rags
Pongs
Preds
Shorks

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>>75380829
>"""greatest""" American player ever
>cries like a little bitch

lol

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>canadian teams have drafted some of Sweden's greatest players of all time
>and provided them with NO RINGS

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>>75380764
>this 3 tooth inbred meme goof bangs hot chicks every night and you shitpost on mongolian tea leaves websites

Its not fair

>>75380910
To be fair, Alfie and the rest of the team got cucked by the lockout and the Olympics.

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>>75380910
tip TOP KEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!!!!!

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>7 people are okay eating poop

oy vey

>>75380910
>sweden cant win stan lees on canadian teams
>sweden cant win gold medals in olympics

Sweden is a curse. Canadian teams need to stop drafting Swedes

>>75380910
kek

who is the best swede to have actually won the stan lee (besides lidstrom)? forsberg i guess?

>>75380910
>Sedins
>great

LOL

>>75380858
He already has two
We don't need another Lidstrom stealing all the trophies

>>75380944
they all won the olympics tho
except for Karlsson who was keked by canadian cheating at sotji

>>75380629
>yes we all saw it on r/hockey
GO BACK

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>>75380981
>Canadian cheating
>Sweden was caught doping

Cry more Sven.

>>75380977
>goat defenceman of all time doesn't deserve to win best defenceman every year because he is goat every year

>>75380910
How many Swedes have captained their team to win the Cup?

How many Finns have done so?

This is a VERY important question!

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r8

>>75380970
Zetterberg

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>>75380970
Yeah, probably Forsberg, maybe Zetterberg.

>skin tag on my sack
>to embarrassed too go to the derma and ask him to remove it
JUST

>>75381053
>legit allergy medicine is "doping"
excuse me, but we are not Norway
in Sweden we take medicine to cure disease, not to cheat

Erik Kucklsson sucks jugs and I'd rub him into the stansion desu

>>75381099
what's a skin tag?

is 4chan being a nigger for anyone else and not loading images properly?

>>75381100
>allergy medicine

Okay Sven.

>>75381084
forsberg is definitely better than Z, although we're only considering skill on the ice

>>75381066
gud

>>75381066
>arizona there only because of matthews
kek

>>75381057
Chara and Lidstrom are literally the only Stan Lee winning European captains

>>75381132
me

>>75381125
Hold on I'll take a pic

>>75381151
07 Scott Niedermayer
06 Rod Brind'amour
04 Dave Andreychuk
03 Scott Stevens
02 Steve Yzerman
01 Joe Sakic
00 Scott Stevens
99 Derian Hatcher
98 Steve Yzerman
97 Steve Yzerman
96 Joe Sakic
95 Scott Stevens
94 Mark Messier
93 Guy Carbonneau
92 Mario Lemieux
91 Mario Lemieux
90 Mark Messier
89 Lanny MacDonald
88 Wayne Gretzky
87 Wayne Gretzky
86 Bob Gainey
85 Wayne Gretzky
84 Wayne Gretzky
83 Denis Potvin
82 Denis Potvin
81 Denis Potvin
80 Denis Potvin
79 Yvan Cournoyer
78 Yvan Cournoyer
77 Yvan Cournoyer
76 Yvan Cournoyer
75 Bobby Clarke
74 Bobby Clarke

Yeah, that seems to be the case.

Jesus, why are Euros so shitty?

>>75381150
technically there's another guy, but yes

>>75381132
That has been an issue for months
A few months ago even the servers crashed and all images got wiped

>>75381099
>being this autistic

Your derma probably saw some disgusting shit that would put your skin tag to shame. Go for it.

>>75381185
because they cant communicate well with the team

Lidstrom has virtually no accent

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Kinda sad this wonderful man now has to do radio endorsements for car dealerships

>>75381220
not onlythat, the derma was the first woman to ever take a look at my DICK

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>>75380592
you need a big gun for big game, and i replied to an american

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>>75380602
>become Buffalels GM
>trades Kane, Reinhart, and 1rst rnd pick to Chicago in exchange for Kane
>signs Shattenkirk in the offseason
>Buffalo goes on to win the Stanley Bowl

Mad?

>>75381269
>le epic beard man

>>75381185
>>75381224
But Derian Hatcher and Dustin Brown are also the only American Captains who won the cup

>>75380764
Who ever goes further in the playoffs will win the Norris, even though technically, it's not suppose to effect the decision.

>>75381375
Duththin Bwown can't communicate clearly either.

Only Derian Hatcher is the legit American to win a Cup.

>>75381360

Was Penisman playing the long con by befriending Stan Bowman so he could fleece him later in life?

>>75381410
Why haven't you stopped tripping yet you fucking loser

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holy shit

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>>75381476
>loss of enjoyment of life

>>75381476
>loss of enjoyment of life
maybe laffs fans can sue their team too

>>75380970
Fredrik Modin

>>75381476
I hope he wins to be honest.

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>>75381476

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It's been a long week /hoc/

What can I do to cheer myself up

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>>75381193
We got this. Just a bump in the road last game.

>>75381588
You could use those digits to make sure that Chicago gets memed on tonight

>>75381588
you got hitler dubs on hitler's birthday, i'm sure things will turn alright

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How do Canadian judges usually work? Are they gonna stick this to Wideman or go for the NHL/Flames?

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>>75381562
My fucking sides

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Who's the next American captain to win the Cup?

How many American captains are there in the NHL right now?

>>75381423
>fleece
Kane, Reinhart and a 1rst rnd pick is pretty fair for a soon to be overpaid manlet veteran, with rapist tendencies.

But tbf, probably would turn out bad for Hawks.
>E.Kane continues the rapist spree of P.Kane, gets put in Jail because black guys can't get away with that
>Reinhart ends up busting hard
>1rst rnd pick is traded to try and bolster roster for playoff run; they trade it for Chara

Toews to Toronto when?

>>75381476
what? what happened?

>>75381722

Well I mean desu that would kill the Chiraq team. Toews is a massive meme and Kane is the one who's actually good at hockey.

E. Kane is a fuckboy lazy ass. The 1st could end up being nothing and Reinhart is too young to guess still desu.

>>75381717
Crosby is an honorary American just like Lemieux

>>75381735
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+kill+yourself

>>75381717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_NHL_captains_and_alternate_captains

>callgoonery

>>75381476
Good, and I hope Wideman loses a lot of money too.

>>75381476
>sues the player
>not the league

Fuck him.

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Should I be feeling angry at or sorry for this man?

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>inb4 call gary fans say this is why they suffer 'refpuck'

>>75381971
first moose giveth, then moose taketh away

>>75381659
Should be going after the NHL.

Technically, the NHL is the one who said Wideman paid his penalty already. They should fix their system to make sure injured refs are compensated when players do shit like that.

Wideman shouldn't be fined 10+million just because some ref has a little bit of back pain.

But Jews will be Jews. Easier to create a scape goat then fix the broken system and risk losing more money down the road.

>>75381971
angry at the team for thinking he is a viable starter

>>75381908

What case does he possibly have against the NHL in this?

>>75382015
probably a clause in the ref contract that makes it much harder to sue the league

>>75382056
me on the right, very back

a... at least the bruins didn't get swept...
the sens don't even seem that good, >we just seem terrible

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>>75381971
>tfw never fell for the elliott meme
Even when he was making the ASG every damn year, I knew he was a system babby and not that good. Never trust a goaler with a boring, lame last name.

Martin Jones and Mike Smith are similarly subpar goalers. Anderson too, but he's right on the cusp. Andersen get's a pass though because of Danish spelling.

>>75381220
It has more to do with being a dicklet tbqf

>tfw it's snowing here right now

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>>75382078
How was the party?

>Tryamkin went back to the KHL

Have Vancouver fans started killing themselves yet

>>75381278
*only

>>75381756
It would give them a forward in his prime, albeit, a proven cancer with inflated ego, but still young, and a young center with strong offensive capabilities that could be a top 6 center, replacing Toews as he gets older. The 1rst could be something too.

Obviously Chicago isn't about to trade Kane, but if they would, then something like this would be likely. They need to rejuvinate their lineup and add more youth. They've traded too many youth players away these past few years, and it is showing in their lack luster depth up front.

>>75382110
sadly kippers is still here

was a linesman beaten up by a calgary player?

>>75382021
They didn't compensate him for his losses, and didn't penalize Wideman enough either.

>>75382110
just wait until kuznetsov and radulov do the same

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>>75382090
What about Murray? He has a rather boring name but hes elite.

>>75382187
>murray
>elite
i bet you thought osgood, niemi and crawford are elite too?

>>75382054
Most likely.

Like I said, Jews will be Jews. They tend to protect themselves very well, and provide easy scapegoats. The players, non-stars that is (stars make the money), are just meat to them, and can be sacrificed when needed.

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>>75382110
>implying this is the straw that broke the camel's back for cantpuck fans
It is going to be a dry year for Russian rookies. Just glad Kaprizov was already planning to finish his KHL contract next year before the Jews got involved

>>75382218

It's hilarious that it's all because their coach was fucking retarded too

>Very good, promising young defenseman
>Don't give him any time on ice and scratch him the entire start of the season

Good one Cantcucks

@75382143
Search "wideman ref" you dumb ape

>>75382203
>plays on subpar defence team
>top 10 in most goaler stats

Get real.

Elliotte FriedmanVerified account @FriedgeHNIC

BUF also let go of Director of Amateur Scouting Greg Royce and Director of Pro Scouting Rob Murphy. Terry Pegula addresses media tomorrow


The fuck is going on in Buffalel

>>75382266
>is a tennis player
>putting up goaler stats

Get real.

Knows

No

Fear

>>75381659
>>75382015
>>75382054

The ref-NHL agreement likely has a limitation of liability clause, though those clauses can be put aside if deemed unconscionable, although it will be difficult for the ref to argue that when he likely signed through an agent and was fully aware of the risks in entering his profession.

I'm surprised they didn't add the NHL as a party defendant, although I can understand its an uphill battle in that respect. To sue the NHL, you would need to establish negligence at a league-wide level respecting safety of referees, and they've probably already dealt with some of these cases and have evidence in support of their decisions relating to ref gear, etc.

Suing the Calgary Flames might have muster but you'd need to prove that they played a negligent role in coaching their players about proper conduct, assaults, etc. I don't think they'll be able to get that evidence, but they'll certaintly try through an extra-court cross-examination of a couple key witnesses (coaching staff, GM).

It is notable that he's a ref and not a player - player v player lawsuits are usually thrown out because players are deemed to have consented, both expressly (in their contracts) and impliedly to ordinary assaults between themselves (short of extreme violence which nobody can consent to lawfully, think Bertuzzi).

The lawsuit against Dennis Wideman could succeed, although it would be a tough negligence claim. Specifically with regards to the remoteness aspect of the claim, because Wideman would argue that it was unforeseeable for that degree of harm to result to the referee from what looked like an ordinary 2-minute penalty hit to a player. And Wideman can argue that his current mental state following the hit temporarily prevented him from - almost as if he lost autonomy over his actions - which eliminates any intentional tort.

t. AB bar member

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>>75382341
Q U E B E C CI T Y

>>75382387
tldr they settle out of court for a few shekels

>>75382187
pongs have 3 of the top 10 goalers in hockey with murray, fleury, and jarry

>>75382473
Yes exactly. You have a keen legal mind.

The only other option I see is the defense counsel getting aggressive and trying for a summary dismissal of the claim and it ends without any shekels going to Henderson

>>75382341
>>75382438
>Buffalo moves to quebec city
>Islanders move to buffalo.


everybody wins.

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>i get to watch the ChiCongo LackCups get swept by the Preds tonight