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Seeds ded

Official Site Links
Draws: http://montecarlotennismasters.com/scores-en/draws/?lang=en
Schedule: http://montecarlotennismasters.com/tournament/todays-program/?lang=en
Livescores:http://montecarlotennismasters.com/scores-en/live-scores/?lang=en

Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/monte-carlo/2017/atp-men/
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Fed
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>me in charge of putting tennis in the title
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>>75374459
ya blew it man. now I have to remember not to search for "tennis" in the catalog
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>>75374459
delet
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>>75374476
You will find it tho. 3rd line has tennis.
Unless your script cut's that out I suppose.
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>>75374513
tru
it still triggers my autism
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fuck Strumff and fuck white people
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the Bot's wife is pregnant again.
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>>75374539
Baby coming in September
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>>75374538
>Strumff
What did he mean by this?
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>>75374546
No, August.
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>memerev getting btfo on his birthday
Sad!
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>>75374546
They probably hate each other and kids is the only way to stay together.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2017/02/23/novak-djokovic-caught-told-wife-jelena-forgets-end-facebook/
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>>75374539
>Serena pregnant
>bot's wife pregnant
>Mirka possibly pregnant with a third set of twins

Who will be next?
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This lanket is getting btfo
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>>75374576
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>>75374576
Not Xisca.
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Eternal reminder that
>Swedish official Mohamed Lahyani.[9]
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>>75374576
Raf...ahahahaha

Murray actually.
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>>75374573
I never understood what actually happened in that Facebook stream
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>>75374596
Do you think he might be sterile? All those roids...
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>djokobot lost a contact

kek
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>he's had problem with his contact lenses
>wearing contact lenses
lmao what a fag
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>anyone bigger chimp than kyrgios

lel, no
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>>75374638
Why doesn't he pay for lasik?
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>ĐWL
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>>75374616
The issue probably begins a lot earlier.
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>Strumff out
>Zverev out
>Wawrinka out
>Thiem out
will german tennis ever recover from this day
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>>75374773
>exchanging seeds
>exchanging
>seeds

/r9k/-tier autism
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>>75374801
Stan is the French type of Swiss.
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>>75374801
Zvarev is Russian
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>>75374825
still rightful german clay tho
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>>75374801
Wawrinka is Czech.
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>>75374825
>>75374864
>>75374880
STOP MAKING EXCUSES
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>>75374801
Fed.
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>>75374825
>Wawrinka is """"Swiss""""
you have to cool down your autism, lad. Wawrinka is at it's best from the german part of Czech Republic.
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>>75374912
Just like mahler.
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>>75374892
kek, I wish we had someone like Stan or Thiem.

All we got are these imported Super Meme Brothers, that twink Struff and Phillip "stagation" Kohlscheisser.

Oh right an Dustin "I hate Germany" Brown.
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>>75374901
He hasn't sold out his Match for Africa tickets with Jizzner so still kinda bombing.
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>>75374995
At least you had Becker and Graf.
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>>75374960
Mahler dindu nuffin.

>>75374995
Stop the self-hate. We're still a powerhouse in women's tennis and we become stronger by the year.
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>>75375045
>women tennis

It's more self pity tßh. We always had at least a competitor for the top with Kiefer, Stich & Haas.

These last years have been dry.
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>djokoshit
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>>75375083
where do they keep finding these people?
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>>75375133
I found it on Miami Open's twitter feed.

Djokovic has 21 UEs to Busta's 12.
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>all those star players losing
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>>75375162
Time is catching up
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you are already aware how the 3rd set will pay out. Why aren't you betting life changing amounts?
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Those plastic whores look disgusting.
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>>75375219
Yeah, those odds still favor Novak.
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>>75375219
I'm waiting for the end of the 2nd set to bet the house on Novak.
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>>75375162
Realistically speaking, how would Fed have done in this tournament?
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>>75375286
On the top of the draw he would have made the final.
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Djokovic is clearly hurt, too bad because only he can save us from Nadalwinslol.
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>>75375286
He would've been BTFO by Miem
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lmao

>djokoshit
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Hnnng @ Busta's bitches
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straight busta
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So how much free money will you make?
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>>75375133
what grip is that?
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Man that's depressing
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>>75375562
looks allright compared to before
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>CarrerNo Busted
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Saturday nadal novak
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>>75375853
NOT SO FAST
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>Djokovic
>successful smash
pick uno
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#DJOKOSMASH
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Where did Chokabitch rigor go?
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https://youtu.be/EQsXGF5UCOQ?t=1500
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>>75375364
Pics?
>>75375219
Unironically just won 300 dollaroos because based Nole
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>tfw was actually looking forward to some Fedal matches on clay this season

Maybe it would actually have gotten close this way.
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N O L E
O
L
E
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anti climatic
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Nadal on suicide watch.
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>>75375219
Thank you based Nole.
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>still no schedule
Why are Monegasques so slow?
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>>75376559
Nah, it's already out. It's just that the English page has not been updated yet.

http://montecarlotennismasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/OP61-2017.pdf
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>>75376909
Goddamn, >the shitty of me

http://montecarlotennismasters.com/tournoi/prog-du-jour/
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>>75376917
thanks

11:00 Ramos-Vinolas (15) - Cilic (5)
12:30 Cuevas (16) - Pouille (11)
15:00 Goffin (10) - Djokovic (2)
15:30 Schwartzman - Nadal (4)
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>>75376973
Ramos
Cuevas
Djokovic
Nadal
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>>75377072
Cuevas
Nadal

Nadal
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>zverev exposed by nadal
>shitgyrios exposed by fed and querrey
>tommy haas exposing players half his age

Was NextGen a mistake?
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>>75377507
>tfw still no roided up teenager to fuck shit up for the top10
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tennis!
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german team is cute
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>>75380605
I would let her fuck me in the ass everyday if that means I can do the same to her, no homo.
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>>75380605
Thanks for making that point but I still hate you and you are a dirty whore.jpg.
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Saving /tennis/ from >Schalke
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>gorilliams out until 2018

Is it finally her year?
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If you had to choose between Djokovic, Nadal and Cilic, who would you pick as your 2017 Rolex Montecarlo ATP Masters 1000?
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>>75382855
Nadal. He deserves it after being cuckt by Fed
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>>75382855
Novak
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>>75381575
Görges? Yes.
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>No /tennis/ in the title

PS just went to a Brazilian steakhouse

I love Brazil now!!
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>>75381644
rude

>>75382696
nope
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>>75384344
>winning without PEDs

lmao fuck off Kikael
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>>75384403
this. THIS!
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>>75374596
I agree, Murray has a good chance of getting pregnant soon
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>>75383855
Yes, /ourgirl/
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>>75384344
based michael
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>>75385177
They are probably saggy.
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>>75386590
Like that's a bad thing

>>75374535
Why is this not the new thread pic>
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>>75387410
Because the weak era meme is just that, a meme.
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it is time
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>>75386590
They most definitely are but it doesn't matter
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>>75391448
inb4 customs finds steroids in her bag

>>75391743
this
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I think of her as Julia's double
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>>75391953
'no'
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they are threatening murray with his life to make sure he loses. they want feds at the top and ebam is being forced aside by the powers at be at the top of the ATP

fuck the system
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>>75380605
wow She's so fucking hot! Such a beautiful creature! It hurts to know she'll never realize what my feelings for her are.
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>>75392143
The globalists can kill even presidents, Murray is nobody.
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>>75392143
murray should be more charismatic and marketable, then (((they))) wouldn't need to remove him
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guys im kindof nervous about the stuttgart draw... who will maria play, being unseeded and all ??
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>>75382855
For me, it's Marin Cilic.
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>>75382855
>the only contenders are born before 1990
Is tennis the new golf?

>>75384302
Was it Chima?
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>muh fukin dick
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Last digit decides how many Slams she'll win from now on!
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>>75393996
>tfw katie swan hasn't broken through
She's much more attractive than these gross slavs
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>>75394037
>>75394043
>>75394049

She's fucking ugly. 8 of 10 girls out in the streets are much prettier than this orc face.
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who do I support now?
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>>75394100
Nadal
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>>75394100
Always Germany. Come home, little brother!
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>>75394113
Ramos-Vinolas (15) - Cilic (5)
Cuevas (16) - Pouille (11)
Goffin (10) - Djokovic (2)
Schwartzman - Nadal (4)
but there's no german left
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please save us kyrGOAT
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>>75394135
Ramos
Cuevas
Goffin
Nadal (fuck ( ( ( Schwartman) ) ) )

>>75394145
no
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>>75394100
Nadal after Fed cuckt him out of other titles.
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>dressed to thrill
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I can't remember the last tournament with a quarter-final lineup as boring as this one
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tennis 2bh lads
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>>75394703
>mfw the two matches on the top
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>>75394732
You're the type of guy who made fun of young Federer
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>tfw have to listen to music because Spanish commentators are annoying
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>monte carlo masters
>isn't even in Monaco, let alone Monte Carlo

not watching this shit
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>>75394757
ramos vioals 29
cilic 28
pablo cuevas 31
>making fun of young players
outplaying himself that hard
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>>75394703
>mfw Cuevas-Schwartzman final
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>>75394161
(((Schwartman)))
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>>75394797
I'm just saying you don't recognize performances and are only oriented by your meme names. You are always one step in the past.
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>Cilic
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>>75394767
Music is Haram, my brother
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>>75394846
Argentina bro, how'd it go with your cousin's friends? did you do the fug
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>Cilic
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>Cilic
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one hour till novak puts 'im ina goffin
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>>75392297
>not having a cheeky fap
>>75395817
Stop trying to force this gay shit
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>>75396151
>gay shit

Who speaks like that? We back in middle school senpai? Bet you're the anti-Maria poster too lls
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waifufags are ruining these threads for me. its ok to say girls are hot and drop a few jpegs but come on dude
>>75392297
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>>75396205
I am and you're gay af.
>>75396210
In pretty sure he was being ironic

And yes, michael has made tennis p shit
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>>75396210
Not him but, what's the problem with this one? Normally I hear complains about people dropping 20 images with no discussion what so ever. And you get triggered by just one comment (and not even the first one)? What's the problem? I don't get it.
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Serve becomes less important on clay
Footwork becomes more important on clay

Rate this observation
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>>75396279
Because if that poster wasn't being ironic than it'd be almost as autistic as mikhail
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Why is the state of German tennis so pathetic ???????
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I hope Cuevas makes the final, one of the few good clay court specialists with a nice style
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>>75396396
>current #1

spergo, pls...
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>Chilitch
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Haha Nadal's match is the last one and it's going to be played late.
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>>75396503
haha lmao XD
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>>75396491
>wta
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>>75396252
Nah. You and germansperg have with your aggressive autism. Wonderful tag-team duo if I do say so myself. Belongs in /bundes/ or something
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>>75396516
:^)
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>>75396574
>implying they aren't both in /bundes/ already

t. /bundes/
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>>75396622
t shareholder
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>مدينة سيليتش
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>>75396337
That's pretty accurate. Ace percentage drops (a lot for some players). Also: You are able to hit the forehands from all areas of court.
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>>75396674
this
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>>75396648
lel actaually true. But why should I get mad because of this?
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>Albert Ramos in a Masters SF
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Next QF matches
>8AM est
>825am est
>9am est

Why would they schedule a QF like this? So that you have to pick one to watch? And they're wondering why tennis is dying

If you're going to be stupid and fuck up schrdules like so, you may as well stop pretending you're not French desu
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>>75396796
they're all being played on the same court so your timings are wrong
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I'm in :^)

>>75396796
As is, QF could end well after the sunset.
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>>75396851
are you rich and live in monaco?
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>>75396851
hi!
did you catch Cilic/Ramos-Vinolas?
yell something memey before Pouille's serves
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>>75396851
hello
can you do something stupid live
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>>75396851

>cursive

Is this common?
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>Cilic
Now, for this shitshow to be complete, we need Djoko and/or Rafa to choke too.
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>>75396923
cursive writer checking in
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>>75396851
France is white!!!

But really, noice. Hope you have a good time.
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>>75396851
Can you shout "Pepe"?
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>>75396796
Is it an american meme to claim that all sports are dying?
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>>75396951
Rolling for this!
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>>75396951
they'll end up doing that "oleee" chant
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>>75396981
kek

>PEPEPEPEPEEPEPEPEEEEE
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@75396951
>>75396973
>>75396981
>>75397010
samefag
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>>75396923
in France most people write like that, the only time you don't write cursive is when you are learning the letters in preschool or elementary school i don't really remember, or when you write important things in capital letters because cursive in capital would look ridiculous.
AFAIK it's also the case in Italy and Germany
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Yelling something in a French tennis crowd is like pissing in a thunderstorm
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>uragay
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>>75396923
In Australian schools it is taught and encouraged but most people don't end up writing in full cursive nowadays. I personally do and my parents do but lots of my friends don't.
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please save us from this bullshit kyrGOAT
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>>75397034
Häsch echli paranoia letschti ziit
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>Gayvas
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>losing to Pooey
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>>75396851
Dick out french cunt
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>>75396869
No, but i got the best seat to not watch tennis.

Maybe I'll play Remove Kebab if Chokabitch wins.
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>>75397069
>häsch
nice cow accent you got there
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>>75397115
that's fucking breathtaking
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>>75397117
>cow
>negative
Maybe you should go back
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only this man can save us now
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>>75397115
fuck I want to be rich looks so comfy
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>>75397156
wrong
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>Pooey
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>>75397183
my thoughts exactly
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>>75397133
t. eidgenoss
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>>75397184
>le lose against a 87-year-old granpa man
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is this match rigged?
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Is this WTA?
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>this wta scoreline
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>>75397269
>>75397271
reddit hivemind
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>>75397269
>>75397271
is wta the biggest shitshow in sport?
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>>75396337
>>75396684

When the French guy is actually watching the tennis in Monte Carlo and you can't chat about Tennis with him.
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>6-1 6-1

What did Zverev mean by this?
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>>75397284
There has been so few good female players in the last years: Serena, Vika, Kerber and that's pretty much it.
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>>75397328
U can chat with me bby.

Jk I have classes
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>>75397334
Venus and Sharapova
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>>75396210
>>75396252
yeah sure i post my waifus a lot but my posts always have discussion/context...at least like 95% of the time. please fuck off. it's the getmanfaggot and the other american that complain about maria constantly who are the real ones shitting up tennis
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>>75397394
wtf is this picture
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>>75397419
Your posts are literally nothing but garbage lmao
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>>75397419
love your waifu posts
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>>75397419
Don't pay those two dweebs any attention, michael
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>>75397425
Djoker djokering his wife with a poo in loo.
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>>75397334
>Serena, Vika, Kerber

yeah, but I don't think all three of them are natty.
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>>75397435
>>75396252
etc etc (You)

Go to class or take a nap. You're addicted to 4chan boy
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>>75397441
<3

>>75397458
i know, its annoying though the way they constantly complain about someone posting images on an imageboard
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>>75397498
masha *-*
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>Federer is the ____?
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>>75397540
shittiest player of all time
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>>75397550
t roidal's bootyboy
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>>75397553
actually
>t. your mum's bootyboy
))))
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>>75397540
bee's knees
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>>75397550
t. mad djokofag
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>>75397540
KING
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>>75397540
anyone who doubt roger as the GOAT has no clue about tennis
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Roger, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any grand slams? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Nadal on mtf.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best serve. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tennis team, and starter on my football team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to WTA players”? I also win in straight sets, and have a banging hot wife (We just had twins; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me.
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what can germans tell me about the brand of these jackets? they look pretty well made, and i like the styling. id probably wear one if i were german
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>>75397600
very good post
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>Pooey
Vamos Pablito!
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>POOille

What a disgusting player.
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>pablo cuevas into the semis
fucking done with tennis
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>75397774
His named is litterally pronounced POO Y (like in yeah, but you don't pronounce -eah)
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>The current state of tennis

The next generation is complete dog shit
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we now realize what a great generation federer nadal was
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>>75397888

All thanks to FedeGOAT, he was so stupidly good he made everyone raise their game
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this match is frustrating to watch
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>>75397899
this 100 times
federer made everyone playing on top of their game cause he was so freaking good
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>>75397919
All points are decided by UEs.
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>>75397935
Cuevas should have served it out at 5-4, the fucking choker
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>this fucking game
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>mf while this match
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>This is tennis when Fed isnt around

DELET

STOP
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>*cue bass*
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his gf is a qt tbfatbh
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>>75397978
who's gf?
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holy shit finally
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>>75397991
pouilles
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never tought I say this but I think the djokovic match will be the best match of the day
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time for match of the day. don't know who to support 2bh. I like Goffin but I want to see Djoko-Rafa
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>>75396851
Shit somewhere you shouldn't shit. Embrace the sub-continent lad
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>>75398018
His past two matches were good. He has lots of exciting matches in his carreer.
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>anyone who doubt roger as the GOAT has no clue about tennis
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>>75398051

I know you're memeing

But no one is even near him
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>>75398051
>Fed is the swiss KyrGOATposter
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>>75398069
roger is always right
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>>75398069
kek that's a funny mental image
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>>75398091

The Bogan will never win a slam
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>>75398095
you know he will
there's nobody else who could win one from the young generation
>memerev
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>>75398117

Nishikori and Cilic will take over when the Big Four are done
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>>75398124
gotta come up with some better names
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>>75398150

They're big enough to beat memeios
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>>75398165
nobody can stop kyrGOAT
he's like when you see the dark clouds over your head you know what's gonna happen
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>>75398165
you better jump on the kyrgios train before it's too late m8
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Chokovic doing what he does best: smashes.
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>>75398124
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>>75398117
As much as I dislike memeios, I agree. After Federer retires, Nadal's knees give up and Djokovic's core undergoes fission, who else is there to stop him?

>>75398124
>Cilic
A meme one-time slam winner.
>Nishikori
My fucking sides.
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give me a stream now!
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>>75398194
pls take me with you
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>>75398194
>Chokovic doing what he does best
bounce bounce bounce
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>>75398124

>Nishikori

Charles pls
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>>75398194
nice seat mate
what did you spend on them?
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habbening lads
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what do you think jimmie48 feels when he looks through the camera lens and snaps a photo like this ?
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>>75398267
"she looks like a tranny".
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holy shit, that point
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>>75398292
kek
self-aware. I like it
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This is a frustrating match up because no matter how good Goffin plays and how bad Djokovic is, he is going to choke and lose anyway.
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>>75398292
id suck her dick if she had one no homo
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>>75398292
lool
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>>75398307
pls don't remind me. we're not there yet. maybe he'll do it this time
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Put Djoker in a coffin
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>>75398267
dude wtf is wrong with her eyes? they're a bit wonky innit
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Djokovic should just retire. This shit where he gets pushed around by scrubs is embarrassing for his legacy.
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>mfw only Rafa can save us
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>>75398377
yeah they are a bit strange, i know what you mean
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Will Koffing evolve in to a Weezing in this match?
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>DJUST
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>>75398390
People were saying the same about Fed in 2013. You never know.
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>ĐUST
Federer would have won one clay M1000 this year if he wanted to.
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BR commentator arguing that the Bot doesn't have any attitude today, and it's comfortable with losing.
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>>75398420
That was Backerer. Nole has a mental problem.
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>>75398455
he actually might decide to show up for Madrid or something after watching this
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Im eating a muffin while watching one of my favourite players Muffin. Muffin will win, I called it on reddit
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>>75398460
>>75398390
Goffin is playing all the points perfectly atm, Djoko has to hit for the lines and he is missing a bit ofc
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Nole injured? Missed the first set and i am ready to bet my house on Nole.
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>>75398514
no just bad
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>>75398395
cant believe im going to be supporting rafa in a match makes me feel sick
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p-put 'im ina goffin :(
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>>75398534
PUT NOVAK IN A FUCKING GOFFIN HE DEAD SHIETTT
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>>75398534
u wot?
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>Dedovic
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MALFUNCTION
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>>75398610
MALFUNCTION
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The form Rafa is on I doubt Djok would've beaten him anyway
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BOT DOWN BOT DOWN.
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>>75398460
>comfortable with losing
ĐUST
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>>75398619
preserving that h2h

smart
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>tennis channel bringing the bants
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>>75398619
I agree. but it would have helped Rafa's confidence
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>That flopshot
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>yfw hearing pepe's advice, djokovic drops outside the top 100 and begins playing challengers to get back the hunger to win
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>>75398648
pepe has been with him for yrs.
he said recently boris had him on a strict regime which was tough on his body.
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>>75398648
>Djockovic if you want to play well you must become one with the clay
>OK master
>jumps onto the ground
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MALFUNCTION
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>>75398693
the handlers forgot to press the drive volley button
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>>75398735
His limbs contort in ways unknown to mankind.
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The choke begins.
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>>75398745
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good material
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>falls down
>becomes better
wow
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>>75398773
pretends to fall down or be injured

come back and play like muh gladiator

this is the oldest trick in Novak's book
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noice, thought my money was gone.

I guess he needs pain & agitation to perform well
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>>75398799
5 euros, your a high roller
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>>75398796
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>>75398799
He has a persecution complex so he constantly needs to enter a victim mode in order to win. This is done by intentionally falling behind, going down match point, falling and stumbling on the court
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>>75398819
I only bet for fun now and then
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>>75398832
why is it that every single empty headed sportsman has muh gladiator as favourite movie?
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ok, will Djokovic get brushed aside by Nadal or will Nadal cuck himself in the presence of the bot?
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>>75398834
Or, maybe he does it so that the crowd won't see him as an invincible boring terminator.
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>>75398875
the former, I hope
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COLLAPSE
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>>75398880
well, the crowd wasn't bored when Federer was straight setting everyone not named Nadal
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Classic djokoshit, let them think I'm done, then btfo the other guy.

Can't he just play on he's real level the entire match. He's killing tennis
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>cyka blyat
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>>75398928
well Federer is A E S T H E T I C
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>>75398952
CHINK CHONG
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>tfw same height as Goffin.
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>>75398973
welcome back
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>>75398973
OH SHIT, a serb in a tennis thread
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nice1 nolefam

PUT 'IM INA GOFFIN
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>chimping
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>>75398973
>CHOKO starts winning¨
>Serbs appear out of the woodworks
really causes you to ponder doesn't it?
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>>75398973
How are the serbs dealing with Djokovic's crisis?
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Goffin always starts third sets good

watch him
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>Real Madrid fan gets a court named after him in Barcelona
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>Some feminist on Twitter got legit offended when some guy commented that being a mother is better than winning a slam

Can those people chill the fuck out?
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>>75399070
source?
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>>75399066
kek
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>>75399067
give me one of those russian tennishd stream, senpai
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>>75399070

>being offended by anything and everything

It's not like they're doing anything else m8.
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So fucking predictable.
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>>75399070
referring to serena im guessing. what even is the defense to that? its just a suggestive opinion, but im assuming it was framed in a way to trigger the sjw
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Can you win against Carlos Moya in a fight?
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fuck that manlet
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>>75399079
I'd be giving away my account as well.

>>75399093
Nope, it was just an encouraging comment the guy probably didn't even think twice about.
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>People think this Djoke can win anything

He's like 1/100th as good as he use to be
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T3-PQvmzbA

>Nadal is becoming blacker than ever
all of my wat.jpg
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RREEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEE STOP PLAYING GOOD NOVAK


UNFAIR
>>75399067
>the decadently stupid principality of (me)
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>>75399111

He thinks if he becomes black he can cuck Federer
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it was inevitable really
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>le epic drop 1 set to weaker guy meme
get me out of this existence
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>>75399107
idc about your shitty account m8
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>>75399157
Fair enough.
https://twitter.com/newballsplease/status/855437489389096960
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>>75399121
Being black hasn't helped Thonga, My Feeels or Delpo against Federer tho.
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>>75399186
>>
ALLLEZ MUFFIN
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>>75399121
That doesn't work against an African.
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>>75399186
ayy
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>>75399183
based Gabriel
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>>75399183
hi Gabriel
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>>75399121

Why hasn't he wifed his qt gf yet?
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Even though I'm disappointed for Coffin I want to see Bot against Roidal.

>>75399223
>>75399213
Hi.
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>>75399241
>Even though I'm disappointed for Coffin I want to see Bot against Roidal.
exactly. I just hope Rafa kicks his ass though ;_;
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Bot is back :')
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>>75399259
I think he will and this is coming from Nolefam
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>>75399183
lol shes funny
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>>75399259
>loose sets to PCB, Simon and Goffin
>still btfo Rafa in 2 sets

book it
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Goffin BTFO
Olé Nole
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>>75394878
that would be me and no I did not do the fug (what a surprise)
one of the girls (the prettier one) forgot her jacket at my house so I'll have to meet her again to give it back at some point
>worry.jpg
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Who /nolefam/ here?
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>>75399183
i hate how people reject anything traditionalist these days. its fucking disgusting, anyways i followed you gabe
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>>75399259
Why not make it 8 in a row?
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>>75399337
I don't tweet anything though, it's just a lurker account.
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>>75399317

>''''forgot''''

Why are you not meeting her to '''give it back''' right the fuck now? Alternatively, why don't you tell her to come get it?

Get your shit together, Santiago
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did djokovic just shouted at a ballgirl: vite vite give me my towel faster..?
what a piece of shit
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>>75399352
its whatever
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Goffin should just kill himself.
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>le let's ignore the open court and hit into his forehand meme
loving these meme players
>>
Nadal plays after this, right?
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>>75399360
I think she really did legitimately forget it

they were in their own thing

I made pizzas for everyone one night and that must have been the only time we even spoke
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>>75399392
Yes vs the Argentinian nazi
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>>75399309
>>75399338
I hate all Finland posters
>>75399317
ah man, that's a shame. like the yank said, she "forgot" her jacket so you could give it to her. get in there man
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>>75399367
Hasn't he berated ballboys/girls before?
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>Shitfin
>>
>goffin
>>
FUCK OFF
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>>75399422
He's come close to assaulting them before too
>>
How many BPs can a man choke?
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>le bounce the ball 20 times to unnerve your opponent meme
this is shittier than wiping your ass then your nose
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>>75399183
lel someone has to post this on /pol/. Shit would be cash.
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>>75399394

Christ, why are you sperglording yourself out of opportunities? Tell (don't ask) her to come over and play it from there.
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>>75399465
>Demands the balls to be thrown to him immediately

>Does that 30 bounce before serving meme
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What is the fastest serve you guys have hit that didn't fault?

I hit 167 km/h two nights ago.

I've only been playing tennis for a bout a year now and only about once a week.

I do lift and am very athletic (played a bit of d1 basketball in the states for 1 year..didn't really get minutes) also was on the swim team for that school as well.

I'm 6'5"

I posted on a tennis forum and they said it's a pretty weak serve for my height lol.
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Let's not pretend djokovic won this match, Goffin lost.
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>>75399466
someone posted a thread on /pol/ yesterday with a masha op, idk if it was someone from here...most likely though

it was some nazi sympathizing thread iirc lel
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poor Goffin
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>>75399473
>reddit spacing
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>>75399477
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>>75399477
Story of Nole's tournament so far.
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>>75399473
mate masha serves that on her second on the reg

git gud
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>>75399473
that is fucking weak man. not even trolling
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
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>>75399497
Lots of times on his career, remember that semi against Dimitrov at wimbly?
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>>75399507
Fuck i had a feeling it was. My serve technique is shitty I think. I've never had anyone instruct me properly. Just some YouTube videos lol.

Thanks anyway dudes
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Djok's western grip is cancer af
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>>75399514
its cool. just learn to place it like roger and you'll be fine
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>>75399523
Why?
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respect Goffin or I'll hack you all
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>>75399527
looks unnatural, both his grip and murphy's
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>>75399531
wtf I love Goffin now
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>>75399440
GAYbriel
Hahahahaha
>>
wtf I love Goffin now!
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And now, he'll choke away three break points.

One.
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>>75399547
Is that why this name is unusual in Anglo countries?
>>
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
>>
Fucking Finally
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FUCKING CUNT NOW YOU DIE BITCH
NEW BALLS
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>>75399525
Kinda wanna learn to be a serve babby..my backhand is 13 year old level Bad...

All I got is a good forehand senpai.
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>actual break point conversion

wew
>>
how long until bigguy schwartzman destroys the spic?
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>they didn't show djoker's chimpout
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>>75399556
Well, fuck me. He's still losing at tie break, that is if Choko doesn't break him again.
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>>75399578
Where is the French guy with the pics?
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are romanians white ?
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GOATfin
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WTF i love Goffin now!!
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>>75399609
This meme is awful, stop it.
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>>75399621
actually its very good
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>>75399621
so is losing 1-7 in the semifinal of a World Cup
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>>75399621
wtf I hate Brazil now
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>DJOCOVIC MAKES SMASH
the end is near
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>>75399594
definitely not
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there's a physical feature of male tennis players that always weirds me out
their thighs are TINY relative to their calves
it looks strange, like they're toys
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>>75399478
>it was some nazi sympathizing thread iirc lel

yeah I bet MaSha is redpilled af
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especially Novak
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>>75399594
Only 1 and 4 are do-able tßh
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>>75399696
absolutely, i bet she had alot to say behind closed doors about (((them))) after she received that bullshit ban
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lol goffin literally outrallying djokovic
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>when the ball hits the sunny part of the court and the lights refracts from the dustcloud
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>>75399721
you mean (((World))) Antidoping Agency?
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>Murray is finished
>Novak is finished

WHO CAN STOP HIM
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Someone make sure the new thread has the 'Back to the Weak Era' meme as the pic
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>>75399750
Must suck to play through though.
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>black mallorcan fisher boy and the black manlet will literally play in the black night
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>>75399750
A E S T H E T I C

clay season = best season
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>>75399767
havent seen the pic, post if have please
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>>75399767
It's still 20 posts m8
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>>75399775
Like the 7th reply in the thread
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
THE MOMENT IS HERE
>>
CHOKE A VIC
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I hope Chuarsman can at least get close to beating Nadal.
>>
GOFFIN WITH 2 MATCH POINTS
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>these fucking drop shots
>>
Those drop shits were pants on head retarded.
>>
>*chokes internally*
>>
DO IT GOFFIN
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>the city of coffin
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If Goffin loses this now he will commit seppuku
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NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
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Why is Jelena hiding?
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Wot is Novak doin
>>
weird I thought we were beyond 500 posts
>>
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>>75399887
you seem to think that every time around 490 very weird
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500
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Djokovic should retire already
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NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
NEW
>>75399853
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>>75397608
Underrated
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>>75398973
"and this was the one and only serbian post in all of 2017"
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