/hoc/

>>75374067
Exactly on time
And with a comfy pic
Great thread

BREAKING NEWS

JACK EICHEL NAMED COACH AND GM OF THE BUFFALO SABERS

Pige is marinating himself. Delicious

Tonight the Blackhawks begin their reverse sweep!

>Crawford starting
You win this time /hoc/, but don't come crying to use when a Canadian team steals the cup

Now that Calgary is gone and the Blue Jackets are officially not the worst postseason team, they're allowed to lose miserably tonight.

This is a statement, not a question.

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comfy early morning hockey game with more on the way lads

>callgary
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Water oinkers edition

>>75374154
Manlet's can't win hocko gaems, sempai.

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Will the Laine brothers dominate NHL one day? First there was Risto, then Patrik and Vesa Laine will soon be drafted as 3rd overall.

>>75374184
He looks a bit like a young Jere Lehtinen

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>>75374140
>st. cyr
/OURGUY/

>>75374184
Ristolainen? You mean Määttä 2.0?

>>75374179
>manlets cant win hockey games

Umm, sweetie. This is a manlet sport. Youre only good if youre under 6 foot.

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>>75374168
great post bud

>7-0

So when are they calling bulju up?

>>75374218
When Finland plays Canada in the worlds finals

Your daily reminder that Finland is an alright country. They are pretty cool.

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>>75374226

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>drop game 1
>win game 2 after trailing 3-1
>win game 3 despite losing a 3 goals lead
>1-3-1 intensifies in game 4, win
>tfw each >ruins loss has been soul crushing for them

This man's ability to play 5D chess is astounding.

>>75374205
>implying the great one was a manlet

sorry i know you're desperate for validation about your height, but the hockey gods only made an exception for crosby

>>75374236
Finland is stinky smelly

Norge and Denmark are only good Yuros

>>75373778
I honestly don't mind.

Why do people think he's good? He's 6'7" and he can't skate and his shot is weak as fuck. Only retards think he's le le le ebin Chara man. He's not even 3/4 of a Sustr man.

>>75374203
Määttä has cancer you rude cuck

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>you cant win here
>you cant win there either

>>75374243
>the great one
>not a manlet

Crosby is 5'11 senpai.

>>75374200
Promising young America goaltendie?

I didn't know about him until just now, but yes, he is my guy.

>>75374259
What makes my comment rude, you rude eastern swede?

>>75374247
Ummm no sweetie

Tanev
Edler
*power gap*
Trymunkin
*power gap*
Hutton
*power gap*
Stetcher
*power gap*
Whatever flavour of the month Utica recall was up

>>75374261
Wouls you pleae not use ducks in your nazi imagry?

>>75374259
>>75374279
finland_sweden_monkey_fight.jpg

Puljujarvi's going to the World Championships. He's not even good enough to crack the Oilers' Black Aces roster.

¡LOL!

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>>75374262
who the fuck refers to crosby as "the great one"

>>75374292
Don't demean Poopinajarvi he's ELITE.

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>>75374242
what's soul crushing is the fact they even made it to the playoffs which ensures Sweeney won't get shit canned. Literally the worst result and they have nothing to show for it

>>75374299
>he thinks Dwane Gretski is the great one

Kys.

i shiggy diggy people who draft russians (or finnbusts)

>>75374067
Shit thread

>>75374309
we actually have a gretzky denier here
good god you must be dumb

>>75374316
What about Brazilians?

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>>75374292
>>75374309

Delete

>>75374262
you can't even do carny rides in the Midwest unless your 6'2"

>>75374322
Kurri-babby

>>75374344
kurri wasnt a manlet either

>>75374331
regehr is ok

>>75374351
He was on the edge.

>>75374362
still not a manlet

>>75374366
And by measuring standards back then, he probably was. They just added 5cm to make him look my athletic on paper

>>75374067
/r Reichsaitl says hit the showers Josh(((Ho-Sang)))

>>75374378
why are you so fucking desperate to give everyone manlet status?

lmao you are probably 5'6"

>>75374391
You getting triggered because your height diminshs your hockey skills?

>canada - sweden 2 - 6

canada whats wrong with you

>>75374405
>nou
lmao
one player doesnt validate your theory anon
you should probably just kys manlet no woman will ever love you LM AMMAAOAO

>>75374391
S-so what?

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>someone tipped czech doing well and sweden beating canada
>didn't bet on it because the odds had slightly dropped

>>75374410
Sweden is a great hockey playing nation. It happens sometimes.

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friendly reminder

Canada is so close to being a has-been hockey power. Really warms my heart.

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>>75374168
>>75374213

Will Canada relegate into Slovakia-tier?

>>75374067
>ywn be this comfy

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>>75374431
>tfw 5'6

At least my height is mentionned in this chart...

>>75374431
What if you're 18 inches tall like I am? Is that mega-manlet?

>>75374281
Lol, it goes like this

Tanev
*power gap*
Edler
Stecher
*power gap*
Tryamkin
*power gap*
Hutton
Gudbranson

>>75374380
Will do after I eat this pancakes and maple syrup

>>75374418
>one player
> 6 of the top 10 goal scorers in the league were under 6 foot

Anyone over 6 foot relies on secondary assists. Its a fact

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>>75374507
ummm try again sweetie

>>75374522
Or empty net goals. Forgot that part. Thanks for the reminder.

Good morning /hoc/ did you sleep well

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>canadian u18 youth development

What did they mean by this?

>>75374507
who gives a fuck, this was about winning games and more importantly cups

manlets need not apply here

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twitter making better memes than /hoc/, sad!

>>75374545
>Slovak
>talking about hockey talent

Your countrys hockey skill died with Pavel Demitra

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>>75374380

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>would have gotten pula-aho in world cup if laine did his national duty

ree

>>75374592
>move the goalposts

The best player on 3/5 of the last different cup winners have been under 6 foot
>Crosby
>Kane
>Datsyuk

>>75374630
>pula-aho

Worst nickname ever

>>75374640
>Raining confetti after winning a playoff game
What did the Edmongoloids mean by this?

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>rags

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>>75374651
t. jonne

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>>75374655
>>75374640
Confetti?

>>75374661
nutter jailtime

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>>75374648
>move the goalposts
no
that is what you are doing retarded
see
>>75374179

face facts anon, manlets may be able to pot in a couple flashy goals to make things interesting. when it comes to winning things they need not apply

>>75374661
haha nice meme but I don't get it

>>75374664
>posting apustaja meme
>not jonne

Choose only one

>the great city of Callgary

>>75374701
>who gives a fuck, this was about winning games and more importantly cups

Cups were never mentioned once until you brought it up. It was about manlets and how they are the best at the sport, which they are. Series winning goals mean dick all, but if you wanna bring up irrelevent stats, Jake Guentzel, 5 foot 11, leads this playoffs in goals.

>>75374758
goals were never once mentioned until you brought it up my manlet friend

if you want to win games, then you dont rely on a manlet to score for you

>Jake Guentzel, 5 foot 11, leads this playoffs in goals

ah now you've activated my trap card
>>75374431
5'11" is not manlet tier

manlet international defense force blown the fuck out

>>75374200
>5'8"

He could be the next Hasek and he'll still never make it in the NHL. No manlets allowed in the crease.

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>>75374789
>admitted crosby is a manlet
>"5'11 isnt a manlet!!!!!!"

Way to flip flop lad

manlet is under 5'10 and should be purged from the bloodline as theyre inferior

5'10 to 6'1 is average human tier

6'2 to 6'6 is alpha as fuck tier

and then any higher is usually beanpole tier unless roids

>>75374839
i was merely playing coy until my big reveal manlet-san

no hard feelings
[spoiler]j/k kys manletard[/spoiler]

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

Do you think Carrie Underwood likes the playoof beard

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>it's a tsn analysts cry about commercial break timing and intermissions killing Torontos momentum episode

>>75374855
What if you're 8 inches tall and perfectly spherical like a rubber ball? Are you a manlet then?

>>75374860
>Hes been being b8ed for an hour

Thanks for the (You)s

t. Mitch the 6 foot 3 ruseman

>>75374876
>t. Mitch the 6 foot 3 ruseman

yeah not buying it
post some proof manlet-san

Reminder that if you have to brag about your height at all you are nothing but a collossal faggot and wont amount to shit any way.

>>75374883
You are so generous with your (You)s

Im to busy at my gas station career to accomodate your insecurities.

Last night I James Bonded your sisters hamburger

>>75374067
that's your mum having a bath m8

>>75374898
i wonder if you can even see over the till counter without some sort of stool

manlets
not
even
once

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>>75374911
Mr President, shut this thread down.

It;s over. /hoc/ is finished

caps

>>75374937
>Craptials

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>Bylsma and Murray cucked by Kikel

>>75374937
>capsfanemergesfromthecellar.gif

How do I get a qt Finnish hokkei gf (female) with nice tits?

>>75375044
some sort of elaborate trap baited with vodka

Go Preds.

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More like Cam-anlet Atkinson

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>tfw the laffs blow the game in the first period
The worst part is that they could have at least tied it up, if not won, had they not fucked up again and again and again.

>>75375082
Don't talk shit on one of the few likeable blowjobs

/hoc/ why is the Pred's Jofa line the best line in all the NHL?

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Sharks iiabthwyf

>>75375132
no americans

>"it's our sport"
>lose 3-7
hmm

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>only canadian team currently up in their series

Bow down to Canada's real team

>>75374875
Yes because you're still under 6'1

>>75375073
Hello Fellow Nashville Predators Fan

>>75375132
It isnt
>getzlaf, rikrak, eaves

>>75375190
If Vancouver was given a playoff spot cuz of some point curve system they would've done better against Anaheim
I think I'm becoming a Vancouver fan =(

>>75375175
our goaltending has been suspect for years
that god damn chl initiative can not kick in soon enough
congrats on your sem-final berth

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>>75374168

>>75375272
What kind of puppers are those?

>>75375272
>there is currently bo NHL team named the platypi
We need to remedy this

>>75375232
No, Vancouver was the second worst team in the league this year and would have played that way.

The Sedins have lost their energy, Miller's glory days are behind him, and literally everyone else is irrelevant and bad

>>75375132
Ovi-oshie-Backstrom is

Even if Ovechkin isn't doing anything, they dominate

>>75375284
Duck-billed platypus, an Australian water oinker.

>>75375306
this

>>75375284
Platypus you stupid leaf

>>75375309
that's not a doggo type

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>>75375132
>>75375210
Good buy not on the manlet kings level.

>>75375337
neither is that

>>75375014
I wonder if Kane threw a track suit in the air to celebrate

>>75375337
Thats what he said tho

>>75375345
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE DA SNAKE GUENTZEL GONNA TAKE THE PENS TO REPEATLAND

The Quebec Plate de pussies?

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I have no idea what the fuck is going to happen in the SJ-Oilers game tonight. But there's a high probability of memes.

In 25 words or less, convince me to cheer for your team now that the Flames are out

>>75375382
Sharks win 2-1. Oilels shook from last game and will over commit on defense.

>>75375395
They are not the Oilers

>>75375395
Cheer for the ducks that way you at least got swept by the champs.

>>75375395
they are not the boilers

>>75375395
We've been contenders for a long time now. We should break through this year for once. Go Sharks!

>>75375395
Instead of cheering for a team cheer against a team. It is the sp thing to do.

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>>75375395
1. They always used to eliminate the Oilers in the playoffs.

2. Like your team, they're also not in the postseason.

>>75375292
Boeser was looking like he could be ELITE

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>piggu OP
>only water oinkers have been posted
Has /hoc/ all become limp wristed poofters?

>>75375395
The Predators are the comfy, southern fried good guys of the West.

>>75375395
penis

>>75375395
ducks are pretty good this year and play a similar style to the flames, you might like them

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Would you have stayed beyond the first period

>>75375395
stop watching nhl hockey

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Are the mild going to win the next 2 and lose at home?

The Pegulas are great shitty owners it seems like. They're passionate about their teams, know how to market and manage the business side of things, but when it comes to personnel and bettering the team they don't seem to have any clue what they are doing. Like firing Murray and Bylsma both? This just after they fired Rex Ryan on the Bills? They need to hire some smart operations people to chose their staff.

>>75375209
Greetings, got a broom? We may need one tonight.

>>75375524
imagine if SVK misses out on goal difference?

>watching game 1 of Ducks vs. Calgary
>go to take a shit
>come back to Cowshitgary getting swept

what the fuck happened?

>>75375534
>>75375209
Imagine if you will, chicago bounces back and wins 3 straight only to lose game 7

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>>75375543
You do realize SVK stands for Sweden right?

>>75375551
Karma for Fowler and the honda center curse

>>75375551
You're not getting enough fiber

>>75375552
I'd rather get it done tonight for fatigue sake but that would be absolutely hilarious

>>75375551
Call hollywood and pitch a movie called "shitbowl time machine"

>>75375558
SVK is Slovakia

I love the United States of America. When I grow up I want be an American.

>>75375592
The Canadian dream, eh?

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I enjoy Finland's company

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>>75375585
It would be like sweeping them twice though, but I understand. Get it done preds. See you in the WCF.

Adidas is taking over as shirt sponsor in the NHL. And there won't be any third kits next year

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Hoping for big win today

Go Oi7ers

>>75375610
who full kit hockey wanker?

>>75375637
the names sound russian

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>>75375610
rip in piss

>>75375552
I think a clean sweep is the better choice since we can rest and it's more humiliating to the /reddithawks/

>>75375610
>le three stripes meme
adidas should stick to football
bring back jofa

>>75375645

Does that include skates?

>>75375665
See
>>75375609

>>75375652
>>75375637
Yeah that proves nothing. Swedish names are all Mohmedan and Aq Bashar right?

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>>75375571

Has Laine done his military service yet? Are we going to lose him for a season if he has to serve?

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>>75375652
Ya my point was I could have taken 3 extra seconds to realize they certainly arent Swedish.

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>>75375673
maybe?

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>>75375610

>>75375607
last weekend I was walking down the street in philthy and a lady was walking her pet pig and someone else was walking their dog and they sniffed each other on the sidewalk and it was pretty great

>>75375610
there weren't any thirds previously either
give it 2 years and they'll release the alts to make extra cash

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>>75375684
Why do you even post here? Are you trying to sabotage a comfy thread?

>>75375673
after the bears won the calder cup a few years back the players went out drinking all night and kept their jerseys and skates on lmao.

>>75375691
No but if he goes he'll be there for about two weeks doing publicity shit like Koivu. Olli Jokinen was freed from service because of bad knees if I remember right, it's possible they come up with a meme reason like that.

>>75375719
Comfy pigs > a fucking leaf

>>75375719
PORK IS ABSOLUTELY HARAM!

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>>75375713
Very nice. The oddest bet walking even I have seen was some 20 something year old college kid longboarding down the street with a goat running alongside him on a leash. This was in a college town in California. Who the fuck has a pet goat?

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>>75375480

What about wet barkers

>>75375734
>Olli Jokinen was freed from service because of bad knees if I remember right

what does the Finnish Defence Forces expect you to be able to do on your knees that someone could be discharged for a knee disability yet still be able to play hokkei

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>>75375754
free milk

don't they get exemptions like Korea gives if you win a medal in the Olympics?

>>75375754
Frats

>>75375715
This addidas just isnt making thirds right off the bat.

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>>75375755
Hey I am not saying those aren't allowed. It was just a complaint about the lack of porkers 150 posts in.

>>75375754
asians

>>75375672
They own Reebok, and honestly Adidas is a pretty hype brand right now; they are losing the NBA jersey sponsor at the end of the season so this will help take up the lost market share for sports apparel

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>people unironically like the Rangers

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check out this porker

Just ordered some cheeky Swiss Chalet lads

>>75375763
Dunno, didn't go because I was freed due to my eyes even though I had perfect vision in the tests :^)

>>75375784
No. Mikko Koivu won the world cup during his army service and Jani Sievinen was in the barracs for two days so it's not like it's actually a year from their lives with pro athletes. And you can basically get freed if you just come up with some reason like Jokinen did but he did get a lot of shit for it.

>>75375865
Swiss Chalet is dive-tier, I hope you enjoy your food poisoning

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>>75375885
>he doesn't rate Swiss Chalet

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>>75375858
He was supposed to progress to losing game 7 of the SCF at home. Not lose in the first round. I wanted to riot in St. Paul. I would have even considered tearing down Tom Reid's sweater hanging in his pub but probably wouldn't.

>>75375894
t. never set foot inside their kitchens

Protip, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't post, it just confrims that you're an idiot.

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>>75375929
What the fuck is your problem?

>>75375885
>not rating their sauce

>>75375957
its just a shitty gravy

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Anton Lander should replace Desharnais on the fourth line

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>>75375922
>He was supposed to progress

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Why isnt this a fantastic idea

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>>75375929

>>75375985
yes, that's about the face you would make if you actually went in their kitchens and realize you ate food from there.

>>75375974
how's Davey been doing

t. Habs fan

>>75375984
Just make those the home jersey desu

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>>75375978
>never got past the second round with the caps
>never got past the WCF with the ducks
>never wins the cup with the mild
Losing game 7 of the finals resulting in a riot was supposed to make him reach his final form before winning a cup with another team. But Yeo is giving Allen all sorts meme magic to exact his revenge for getting kicked out of his home.

>>75375996
Have you been in other kitchens? Most of them aren't the cleanest. Plus the restaurant you worked at doesn't mean they are all that shitty.

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A serious attempt with a more modern vector


The C has got to go

>>75376070
>so lets replace it with a fucking mountain

>>75376070
why is there a mountain on the jersey

>>75376070
make it an oil derrick on fire then
give them ol' berta boys something of their culture

>>75374243
He was, he's still playing too, Crosby is a Manlet, so is Atkinson, Kane and Marchand

>>75376050
I've been in a huge assortment of kitchens, Swiss Chalet is only slightly better than those run-down shitholes owned by immigrants that can't speak a lick of English. You also seem to be misunderstanding, I deliver to restaurants, not work in them, I've been in dozens of Swiss Chalets, Kelseys, Montanas, etc. as well as those tiny crapshacks owned by foreigners, and only a single Swiss Chalet wasn't a fucking dump. If you want to believe that single Swiss Chalet is yours or represents all of them, that's fine, but don't project your delusions to the world, keep them to yourself.

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Show me a more kino jersey. You literally can't.

>>75376111
read the image dummy
>>75374431

>>75376134
Lol, don't you know the great one is pavelski

>>75376132
Reminds me of nashvilles 3rds

Henlo friends when does Tampa play

>>75376157
not a manlet

>>75376164
5'11 is Manlet

>>75376160
Next fall

>>75374200
stop trying to force this meme.

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>>75376132
made me kek

>>75376175
>american reading comphrension

>>75376175
anything below 7'0" is a manlet

>>75376185
>le American reading comprehension
You must not understand and therefor be a Lanklet

>>75375999
Too small for the Western Conference sadly.

Started off well but now he has cooled down. He never makes a bad play with the puck passing-wise... always has good decision making at great at finding his man but he gets worked over constantly & muscled off of pucks when the pass & shot options are mitigated, he has to rely on his linemates like Pouliot or Slepyshev to transport the puck past the neutral zone. Hopefully he can adapt quickly because he's running out of leash.

I've watched most of the Habs and Rags games, what are your thoughts on Davidson's play?

>>75374431
How come everyone on the internet claims to be 6'4 yet I'm 6'3 and tower over literally everyone around me on a daily basis and I live in a crowded metro with millions of people

>tfw 6'2 and good frame with no history of injuries
>could've been a decent hockeyer

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Blackcocks sweep in 7 incoming

>>75376185
5'11" is a manlet

>>75376227
>american reading comphrension

>6'3"
That's because you are tall, the manlets have to work for it, that's why Marchand, Atkinson and Kane are the best

>>75376233
Kane so good.

>>75374661
It's arachis hypogaea margarine gelatin clock Peter Griffin?

>>75376231
>manlet made a picture to try to not be called a manlet
>nobody listens to him
>he throws a temper tantrum

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>>75376132
When I was younger I always saw it as a Mech-bird for some reason

Fuck the current orange ones bring these beauties back

>>75375395
The Nashville Predators Are The 2017 Stanee Cup Winners

>>75376260
are you really trying to imply that I made that image?

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>>75376264
*Blocks your path*

>>75376270
angry manlet detected

>>75374661
>jordnöttersmörgeléklocka
???

>>75376285
babbys first day on 4chin

how fun

>>75376279
See You In Game 7 Shitterheim Poopard Rapell

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Goatest jerseys coming through

>>75376293
angry beardless manlet detected

>>75374894
t. manlet

>>75376293
>be found out to be a manlet
>call other people new in deflection
it's ok you can wear stilts!

>>75376307
that hurts coming from you swedbro

i have excellent beard genetics btw

>>75376311
>be found out to be a manlet
where did you come up with your conclusive evidence?

>>75374894
Reminder that height matters and you can't change it and every nonmanlet can do everything better than you

>>75375400
Nah, Oilers will be pissed the Sharks treated them like shit and McDavid will be out for revenge

>>75376320
i'm sorry

>>75376320
your manlet rage is obvious

Baby's first day on the internet baby's first day on the internet baby Thursday on the internet redler Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert we got a baby on here baby alert baby alert baby alert there's a baby baby baby baby baby baby oh baby a triple oh yeah oh yeah red alert baby's first day on the internet and he's insulting people online what's gotten in his head he's so egotistical that he thinks he can just sit around and judge people know that's completely unacceptable we gotta teach him what the heck is right and you think that's appropriate you need to learn some manners you baby grow up you baby you baby you elderly baby get some table manners say thank you every once in a while and then maybe you can get the respect of your fellow people on this internet forum

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>>75376298
Bruce cant save you now he's fucking minnesota.

Why are russians so gay

>>75376346
when you assume
you make an ass out of me and you

>>75376357
KEK

>>75376366
t. manlet

>>75376070
>a fucking mountain

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>a finn will win the stanley cup

>>75376357
krokodil

>>75376357
https://youtu.be/PnchjlC7n_Y

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reminder that being a hairlet is worse than being a manlet

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*blocks your path*

>>75376376
when americans can be so sure about something
yet be so entirely wrong
it really makes me wonder about what else they could be wrong about

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>>75376132

>>75376411
t. manlet

>>75376366
No you make an ass out of you and me stupid
>>75376395
Its better to just shave it off

>>75376387
no finns in Ottawa, lad

>>75376415
t. manlet

>>75376395
lol no, a bald 6'2+ guy will still cuck a manlet with a full head of hair every single time

>>75376030
big balls

>>75376387
Sami vatanen

>>75376406
*stomps them under my boot

>>75376449
Its peanut butter jello clock?

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>>75376387

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Okay fine, no mountain

The C looks better when its slimmed - as here, because I've gotten rid of its border

>>75376279
Does he have a black father?

>>75376471
why is the flame white
arent flames usually red

>>75376449
legume butter fruitcake 5:05

>>75376471
This is my favorite so far

On a scale of enriched to >Sweden YES! how much fitta fitta am I going to get when I go full /hoc/ in Stockholm in July?

>>75374242
Goddam the aerial passes in the 3rd last night were hilarious. Almost like "nahh we don't want possession, here ya go!"

>>75376491
Are you black?

>>75376353
Big Predator Dick Coming Straight For Duckpoo Butthole

>>75376514
No. I'm a whitey

>>75376523
sorry lad, swedes only love darkies. if you go to finland though, the chink ladies will be all over you

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>>75376471
Minor changes

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>>75376478
The original logo looked like this - white interior, yellow exterior

It was way better desu

>>75376516
>Preds

>>75376523
Then none, the only thing they're going to do is annoy you with complaining about how fascist america is, this happened to me when a couple of swedes sat next to me on a train to Rome

>>75376478
Actually fire is different colours depending on the temperature
A white flame would mean it is very hot.

>>75376516
Just dont pull a >preds and lose to the blues

>>75376560
>blues

>>75376545
But my playoff beard will still be on then and I could drive a truck of peace! Will I get the fitta then?

>>75376569
It would be a very >preds move and I want them in the WCF.

>>75376572
Sorry dude but its a clear no

>>75376558
MVP of the team desu

>>75376592
my eyes