/bundes/liga

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd afternoon

ugh

>>75372324
>>75372325
>>75372430

Good "effort"

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How long til >Schalke goes full >Schalke ?
>Schalke up 3-0 in 89'
>Schalke concedes an own goal

>>75372482
extra time please

>>75372482
>Schalke
>scoring three goals
They might get relegated this year

hello?

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>tfw /our queen/ retired

>>75372761
>

How do you pronounce Thomas Tuchel ?

>Tushel
>Tutchel
>Turel
>Tuckel


????

>>75372792
tuchel

>>75372792
Tuke (Rhymes with nuke) ul (the ul sign in da gulls fly into the premiere league)

>>75372792
Does the ch sound even exist in french and english?
>>75372828
no

https://youtu.be/dLtOFc5VFsg?t=23

>>75372839
Turel sounds pretty close to what they're saying in the video

>>75372858
Hello Where are the 'r' come from? :DDDD

>>75372876
That's pretty close to how we're pronouncing it in French, it seems

>>75372888
Vocaroo

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For me it's 1. FC Köln

>>75372858
Nah, not quite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rnPFloFiX0
this video explains it pretty good. skip to 02:09 to get to an example that's close to Tuchel.

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>>75372906
yay

>>75372920
hu hu hu ghe ghe ghe

>bauern
>dirtcucks
LEL

don't worry, based Leipzig will win the CL next year.

"""""""""based"""""""""

Real Based Leipzig :^)

>>75372526
I would miss the memes

i thought leipzig wont be aloud in the CL because red bull alraedy has a cl team with salzburg

>>75373108
>salzburg
>cl
lamo

>>75373108
Leipzig is never that loud

hallo und guten morgen!

Is this /bundes/?

Looking like Andreas Cornelius is headed to Atalanta for €4m this summer.

>>75373358
hello

>>75373423
yes indeed

>>75373424
i thought he was going back to chelsea?

>>75373477
That's a different AC

>>75373638
he's going to milan?

i dont even want to go to the game today to b h

>>75373653
No

i don't get it

SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

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Will The Dinosaur finally go extinct this year?

>>75373917
no

Andreas Christensen is the one who is on loan at Mönchengladbach from Chelsea.

Andreas Cornelius is a current FCK player who spent a season with Cardiff once and is now on his way to Bergamo.

The third and final AC is Anders Christiansen who plays for Malmö FF.

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k

>>75373943
I remember Cornelius, hes shit

>not ranking Cornelius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRMOYFR10g

>>75373983
>Asian

>dumb

>ers

>nein

>i

>>75373892

>>75373911
Actually...no! I still can't stop laughing my ass off about Buyern keks.

>MUH REFBALL

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Great weather for a game of football today

Boy I do hope Ingolstadt don't get relegated

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>>75374687
Truly some fucked up shit

>>75374687
>>75374704
this is the type of weather that makes my soul go "ugh". :(

>>75374742
Two days ago it was 28 celsius lel

>soul

goodbye

am I getting autistic for enjoying the transfer period more than the actual season or is the bundesliga just getting that bad?

>>75374986
a bit of both desu

>>75374986
refresh your vaccines obv

>>75374986
yeah

>>75374704
That's what Normie's get for planting flowers so early

>>75374742
Nigger

aspergers is always a possibility especially when posting in /bundes/

think i'll make some aspergers with sauce hollandaise this weekend

>>75375518
good scherz brudi

>>75373108
>aloud

Bundesliga will never ever become the best league in the world if you keep the 50+1 rule.

k

>>75375671
don't care, just want a team that can compete with Buyern

>>75375721
Well than the team needs money to keep their best players. And with 50+1 there will never ever be a team that has that money to keep their best players, because those want titles and high salaries.

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>>75375721
this

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kek
KEK

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>>75375830
>frische pommes

>>75374986
I've been the same for some time, so no.

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>>75374687
>>75374704
saw some buds on my avocado trees today. cant wait for those badboys to pop

>>75374986
i cant enjoy either no more, except for bayern stuff

>>75375889
that giant cheese baguette is amazing

>snooker, darts and europa league at the same time

>>75375889
tippity top lel

>>75376299
scrubs and dinner for me

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>>75373917

>>75376405
>Riether
>Meyer out wide

Weinzierl is literally counting on GOATretzka to save his ass with some blooters

>>75376385
middle to low lel

>>75376456
This lmao

>>75376593
To bayern

>>75376593
To leipzig

>>75376637
Oh man

>>75376637
Small club. They're gonna lose kieta

>>75376653
I made that up desu

>>75376671
unlikely, they just signed him last summer

Cum on based Ajax

Post Skandalspiele

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh9popgvyIc

>look up RB squad
>Bernardo looks like a Boateng-Firminho bastard
scary

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>i rate burgstaller

>>75376992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOjvVBUF15s

Mayrleb is a cunt

Schalke game starts
>implying anyone cares

>max meyer

More like min meyer amirite?

>>75377380
I do

Just came here to post
>Schalke

>>75377588
Underrated post

Leude, Butter bei die Fische
Wer steigt eher ab? Werder oder HSV?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12789450

>>75377792
Ich steig von deiner Mutter ab um das Kondom zu wechseln

>>75377792
proud Bremen voter here, hate HSV though

>>75377803
Kondome is für opfa

>>75377871
Deine Mutter ist ein Opfa vong mein Cock

>>75377884
versteh ich net man ich spresch nur deutsch ey

>YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED >YERNITED

>>75377239
>that celebration after the goal
kek

>>75378273
Time to switch on the tv

GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA GOALRETZKA

GOATetzka

BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER BURGSTALLER

<Schalke

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>Dolberg

3 games going into extra time

>>75377628
Meyer is shit

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>Schalke

>>75380961
Shit opinion

Hitler's team wins on his birthday

coincidence?

>>75381345
maybe

>SCHALKE

>>75381345
>gidlers team
Citation needed

BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

>SCHALKE

>SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE >SCHALKE

>>75372482
>>75372482
>>75372482

>Schalke

:DDDDDDDDDD

>schalke-soap-shower.jpg

fuckin 'ell la

>SCHALKE

Can't make this shit up!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

lamo

Oh dog how can a team fuck up every single time?

lemko

>Schalke
I feel bad for them

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>conceding 2 (TWO) goals in extra time against a decimated team
>Schalke

remember when they fired Keller because they thought he held them down?

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>red card for
>SCHALKE

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time to rev up that
>Schalke
folder

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every time I see Schalke get knocked out I feel sad inside, but then I think of /sp/ and all the banter and it's not looking so bad any more.

>>75381915
why isn't the 2-5 a good thing (for schalke)?

>>75381915
thanks for the sauce again
>>75381614

>>75381915
I miss the days we had no generals and flags on /sp/

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>>75382051
it's the ups and downs

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>>75382097
I miss the times we had 10 seconds between posts (I think we even had no time between posts before that? I can't remember any more) and no captchas. game threads were entirely different.

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>>75382051
>>75382134

>Tobi last posted here 3 years ago

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>>75382221
maybe he's still here as anon, who knows?
I only came here to dump parts of my
>Schalke
folder, haven't posted on /sp/ in 2 years either.

>THIS FUCKING PENALTY SHOOTOUT

HOLY MOLY

>>75382321
>turks post in bundes

>>75382364
Fener beste amk

although it was another major let down once again and i dont even know why i still go there, i would still share my shitty pictures if you are interested

>>75382925
always

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ok. before the game, pretty empty

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those are some toilets

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staircase to the seats

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still pretty empty, but it's quite early

sänk you

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goalkeepers warming up

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above an entrance in front of the stadium

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somewhere around the stadium

>>75383015
Did you take a before and after the game toilet pic?

this is before

it doesnt look nice afterwards

also too many people afterwards, so it would be very weird for me to take pics

>>75383015
you seem alright
wanna be my friend?

is gelsenkirchen really that horrible place to live? is the whole NRW area mostly just as bad?

>>75383147
Better than any place in Finland desu. I have been many times in your ugly and expensive country

yes NRW is basically muslim terrorist territory

>>75383195
TURKU
U
R
K
U

http://www.11freunde.de/artikel/grosse-jubilaeumsparty-im-sommer

kek

nice humor

just kidding

>>75383221
Your mom? I live in Düsseldorf dear kraut

>>75383211
> biggest population and gdp
> all muslim

Still choking your tears over Buyern?

Just got home, came here to post
Schalke

>>75383423
damn i fucked up, but i assume thats the real >Schalke way

i'm from NRW, not bayern.

i'm witnessing the muslim takeover everyday

>Bayern win at Madrid, then Kassai decides he wants Real in the semifinals
>Dortmund get buttfucked by AS "Glückslos" Monaco
>Schalke choke it against 10 man Ajax..at home

Good week.

night

>>75383470
must be nice having a shit league dominated by 1 team that chokes year after year on big spanish cock

Oh wait not really L M A O

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>>75383007
>>75383015
>>75383023
>>75383037
>>75383030
>>75383045
>>75383051

Aw shucks thanks for taking fotos Schalke bro :3

>>75383195
i doubt that nrw would be better than helsinki turku or tampere, and expensive isn't really a bad thing, it's just the socialism that takes most of your money

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>75391726
up early, huh?

*cuddles u back to sleep*

>>75391776
perfect reply, well done

>>75383554
night

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>>75391838
Y-you too

I'm off to bed.Good night Herr Gytkjær-follower

>>75383051
Thank you so much for the pictures.

>>75391726
Good morning

>go to bed when it's 3:0
>wake to see they did a >schalke
Not surprised tßh.

Bild: A person has been arrested in connection with the bomb attack on the Dortmund bus.

There's news on the Dortmund bus attack you guys

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Die Bundesanwaltschaft hat heute (21. April 2017)
den 28- jährigen deutschen und russischen Staatsangehörigen Sergej W. durch Beamte der GSG 9 der Bundespolizei im Raum Tübingen vorläufig festnehmen lassen. Der Beschuldigte steht in dem Verdacht, am 11. April 2017 den Anschlag auf den Mannschaftsbus des Fußballvereins Borussia Dortmund verübt zu haben. Ihm wird daher versuchter Mord, Herbeiführung einer Sprengstoffexplosion sowie gefährliche Körperverletzung zur Last gelegt

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>>75392784

And we all thought the shareholder meme had run its course...

>Kursmanipulation von Aktien
shareholders baka

>>75392869
clearly a putinbot though
/pol/ rules /bundes/ drools

does anyone have the webm from the world cup where its just the camera panning the crowd and kim jong un is there waving a nork flag?

lel so it was a greedy shareholder

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>>75383444
>I'm witnessing the Muslim takeover every day
Did you witness it when the BVB bus got bombed, Franz?

in a years time dortmund went from the only right wing bundes club to one of the furthest left

good for corporate business and the global market

>>75393528
nice """""statistics"""""

come here and see for yourself.

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>>75393528
>99% german in the ages 65 and higher
>60% german in the ages up to 21
>20% german in the ages up to 21 in metropolitan areas
>see, there is absolute no reason to be upsety Germany is still 85% german

The state of your shill statistic!

>>75394072

höcke is such a sick fuck, i bet he likes to eat shit.

>>75383406
you don't want a stats war, Ruhrpottassi.

>ruhrpotasis and bauern fighting over which one is the bigger shit hole
lamo

>>75393528
come to Offenbach and count the whites you see in a day.

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>>75394269
I come from Gelsenkirchen. I win.

>>75394283
you sure do, neini

>>75392784
>it was a mad shareholder
my sides

>>75392847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uu6NF2inY

>>75394239
Wow, I really like how this statement derives from a reasonable conclusion based on hard facts.

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lol

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>>75394534
Top kek!

>>75394534
didn't know he was half russian desu

>Shareholder memes have transcended into reality an caused a bombing

lmao

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>dortmund bomber was a shareholder

>one of the club owners tried to kill the team in order to make profit

and shareholders still joke about Hoeneß

>>75394620
joking about Würstchen Ulle will never not be funny

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>>75394563
the more you know

>>75372482
Good post.

> Schalke

>>75394620
Hoeneß is literally a Dortmund shareholder. Of course I don't expect you to know this, Mehmet.

guten tag

>>75385373
Have you been in Dusseldorf? Essen? Bonn? The lakes, parks and on the rivers? So you can't say anything. This star has 3x more economy than your Russian rejected shit hole

>Wie der SV 98 mitteilte, ist für eine weitere Genehmigung als Spielstätte die Überdachung der Gegengerade bis zum 31. Januar 2018 nötig. Diese Auflage gilt unabhängig von der sportlichen Zugehörigkeit zur ersten oder zweiten Spielklasse.

Jesus Christ, have we come this far?

Juventus - Monaco and the Madrid derby in the semis then.
Hoping for Juve - Atletico in the final.

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>>75395431
think of the children

>>75395841
*investors

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>>75395855
think of the investors children!

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is this a simspsons thread now?

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>>75396019

>>75395413
and it's still a shithole and I would rather drown in the middle of the pacific than live somewhere near Köln. spending money to go there for a weekend trip was the worst decision of my life by far.

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>>75396019
Sì

>>75396102
Homer wishing he was white.jpg

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>>75396065
neat

>>75396082
Hans have I spoken about Köln? That place is one of the worst cities in the country. Overrated because of the fake Altstadt and the Dom

>>75396132
everything around it isn't any better. I realised that Köln is an overrated turd on day one, and the next two days I realised that it's not any better in Düsseldorf or Bonn.

>>75396132
Since you seem to be kc king, is the birth rate among native Germans still negative?

How would a shareholder make a profit if the whole team was died??? Unless she was shorting BVB?

>>75396181
yes, we literally eat embryos

>>75396229
>Unless she was shorting BVB?
he was

>>75396229
"put options"

>>75396578
Not if he speaks of denmark.

>>75396631
What an absolute retard lmao

>>75396631
wrong punctuation

>( ( (put options) ) )

>>75391880
night

>>75393058
no

>>75395089
hello

>>75395654
1-0: the game.
me? im hoping for a real madrid-juventus final

raphaël wicky will become the next fc basel in summer replacing urs fischer

>shareholders literally starting to bomb their own team
lamo

>>75397331
he's not a true terrorist, he never loved the sport!

>tfw shitposting went to far

>>75396132
>>75396166
Things that aren't rated can't be overrated at the same time. Everyone knows that the the city, with a few exceptions, is ugly as a sin.
t. kölner

hallo und guten morgen!

sie hieven sich mit einer überragenden leistung ins halbfinale und werfen dann gegen 10 Jungen in einer aktion einfach so alles weg.

schalke hat sich und die fans beraubt

>>75397306
WICKY

Silkeborg Idrætsforening celebrating their 100th anniversary today.
They also play Viborg Fodsports Forening (super weird name, proper Danish would be Fodsportsforening) in a couple of minutes in the Superliga relegation playoff.

thomas müller steals a living as a football player

The Spanish football federation's referee committee has approved the use of video assistant referees in La Liga from next season.

Pretty interesting: The women's Tour de France will have a 22,5k pursuit stsge where the riders set off based on their results and times on the previous stage.
If the winner finished 30 seconds ahead of second on the first stage, she will start the stage 30 seconds ahead of the other rider and so on.
Only the top 20 from the previous stage will take part.
I'm already looking forward to watching this.

>Köln vs Hoffenheim
good

I devote these quints to /bundes/ >>75399999

I love Lars Mikkelsen.

Åge Hareide needs to do something to accommodate Pione Sisto in the national team. If it means dropping the 3-5-2 then fine. It would be a tragedy if we don't build around talents of his caliber.

>>75400016
thanks bebe :)

Gold.2016.WEB-DL.1080p.ExKinoRay.mkv

>>75400792
yawn

Köln - Hoffe is starting in 8 minutes

why don't they just start Amiri? Demirbay is so selfish

I liked 1. FC Kaiserslautern in another time

>>75392784
>>75393295
>>75393528
>>75394572
http://www.espnfc.com/borussia-dortmund/story/3108585/german-officials-borussia-dortmund-bomb-attack-suspect-acted-out-of-greed?sf72120451=1

Did /biz/ go too far?

Köln - Hoffe seems to be really entertaining, I can tell from the thread

Hello Hello Hello
I hope everyone is doing fine.
pretty lame thread today :(

also:
>schalke

>>75401631
simpsons posting was today's highlight desu

SAND PAULEH

>>75401670
hehe yes

Subotic being subbed on for Heintz

jojic is poop

wew

>>75401838
true

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Number of days until Bayern buy Dembele, Pulisic, Weigl? I hear the customers arent happy about their aging squad. Lahm and Alonso will be gone, LCIM and Ribery are old and a season from retirement.

>>75401915
>Lahm and Alonso will be gone
kimmich and rudy.

der gute alte Betonkurt

>>75401925
>Kimmeme
>Rudy
Not good enough

>>75401925
sounds fine if you want to go out in the groupstages against BATE borisov

Rudy is mediocre

>>75401915
Depends on how successful they and Dortmund are going to be next season. If they're getting close again there is a good chance that at least one of the players you mentioned is transferring to Munich in 2018.

Gotta love articles like

>Bayern, BVB, Schalke raus aus Europa: So schlecht ist die Bundesliga wirklich

by Die Welt. All they do is making up reasons, for stuff that happened, but that they would never have predicted and described that way, although they had the same facts beforehand.

If Bayern had a healthy Lewandowski, Ancelotti would have subbed Vidal and somehow made it, and Dortmund wouldnt be PTSD'ed and got their shit together(on top of being not refballed), the article would be

>Thats why the Bundesliga is stronger than most think. top reasons why we can compete with the richest clubs:

or some shit like that

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>>75401977
water is wet

>>75401984
Yes, I don't like reactive articles like that.

I don't understand this ref

>>75401987
>tfw too intelligent to Hoffenheim players

>>75401977
He's playing shit today, but I do rate him.
He's still going to rot on buyerns bench though

>>75402015
me neither

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FFS HOFFENHEIM SCORE
>>75402021
lel

that was close

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One of the many reasons we love the FC

>>75402074
good

>shitdeste

dear good...........

>>75402074
not surprised coming from the salafist capital of Germnany

>>75402234
*god

FUCK

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HELL YEAH

>>75402121
think I saw the guy with the glasses in the middle in the crowd after Madrid scored their 3th or 4th

FUCKING SHIT

Damirbay!!!!! Damirbay!!!!! Damirbay!!!!! Damirbay!!!!! Damirbay!!!!! Damirbay!!!!!

hm, , ok film. nothing too fancy

SELL SELL SELL

GET SHAT ON, KÖLN FAGGOTS

>>75402074
why are they against the afd?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12796799
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796799
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796799

>>75402402
they want to appear intelligent, like Claus Kleber

>>75402462
they appear stupid to me, like headless sheep

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>>75402402
Erst waresn die Juden, dann ich, jetzt ist es die AfD

How long til Real Based Leipzig?

>>75402516
10 knutschis

You now remember roman neustädter

why is bundes so terrible now

wtf

i want to cuddle

;_;

>>75402789
okay

>>75402789
*cuddles u*

night

thx but i mean cuddle with someone who is actually physically here

*travels to gelsenkirchen*

Hey bby looking good))))