/heem/ Choking Sneks Edition

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>>75370760
is he right?

HARD WORK

Only losers hate on Holly Holm.

>>75370779
you gonna dew sumthin about it?

you'll dew nuthin

>tfw dillasnek is still your boy

he just seems stuck dealing with the fallout of duane and faber's pissing contest desu

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>>75370780

Cody Garbage

>>75370780
She's a do nothing low income dork bitch

>>75370800
At least she isn't 5'4" and 144 lbs

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Swanson vs Lobov
Iaquinta vs Sanchez
Saint Preux vs Rogério de Lima
Dodson vs Wineland
Lauzon vs Ray
Perry vs Ellenberger

>>75370779
Post slip

did anyone upload tuf redemtions new episode yet?

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>>75370848
Cuck Swanson
Nightmare Lionheart
King of GICT's OSP
Magician Dudson
Lauzon
PLATINUM

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>>75370848

LOBOV
Diego
De Lima
Dodson
Ray
JAKE

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
OSP I guess
Dodson
Lauzon
Ellenberger


>Danielle Taylor is on this card
Oh no

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>Swanson vs Lobov is a bigger mismatch than CM Punk vs Mickey Gall

Discuss.

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>>75370848

Lobov
Iaquinta
Rogerio de Lima
Wineland
Lauzon
Perry

>>75370878
do you hate ass?

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>>75370906
Why are you doing this?

>>75370893
Did you watch Taylor fight

>>75370913
i've seen all of her UFC fights and she's the same as Tecia. She's a decision machine but that doesn't make her ass any less thicccc

>>75370930
No no no
Taylor literally had one of the worst fights of last year. It was so bad. Disgustingly bad

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>>75370910
Doing what, honestly?

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>>75370968

just a heeminder of the official heem approved shawb filter list. includes pro and anti shawb images
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Yo heem, does AXS TV stream LionFight live? if not where can I watch it?

where can I watch the new TUF

Ronda rousey has many good sides, but she also has an unsavory side to her. She comes across as EXTREMELY vindictive and unforgiving, and it wouldn't surprise me the least if her "relationship" with Browne is for the sole purpose of revenge against Abu Shaubi. What better way than dating the man who destroyed him, even though that man can hardly put together 2 words in every sentence, has zero success outside the ring and just mediocre UFC success, is accused of abusing women, has zero charm and wits and arguably is ugly as a troll. The only possible motive for Ronda to date him, is to get even with Abu El-Shaubi.

>>75371073
Really made me think

>>75371067
this

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Imagine going on the internet when you're older and you google your parents cause you're bored and you see this

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>>75371073
really made me think

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>>75370848
>Swanson
>Iaquinta
>Saint Preux
>Dodson
>Lauzon
>Perry

>>75371146
kek what's that guys problem?

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>>75370848
Little Bear
Lionheart
Thaint Preux
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

>>75370770
>(((Rothstein)))
Oy vey, can't let the goyim learn how to fight or enjoy fights! They might shoah us again!

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>>75370848
swanson
al
de lima
dodson
lauzon
ellenberger

All other sports are such garbage i wish /heem/ had its own board

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>>75370848
Cub
Laquinta
Not-OSP
Dodson
Ray
Perry

>>75371194
Amuse Norway he made an Edgy Brah thread

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
Saint Preux
Dodson
Ray
Perry

>>75370770
100% correct.
To think that's not true, you'd either have to believe all of the fighters are really stupid (and couldn't figure out how to game the system), or be really stupid yourself.

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>>75370848
Cuck Swanson
Ragin Al
King of GICT's OSP
Magician Dudson
Lauzon
PLATINUM

>>75370800
So what?
95% of the UFC is "low income".

>>75370930
Nigga you can't seriously be comparing Taylor and Tecia.

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
de Lima
Dodson
Lauzon
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75371422
i dont know what that last one is

>>75371486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKAQxH6kHc
c'mon man

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>>75371486
That's God's Gift, Mike "It Ain't Me starts playing" Perry

>>75371519
You mean the one, the only Mike "If you eat rice, I won't be nice" Perry

>>75371486
wew step up your meme game

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>>75371525
Mike " Putting death back into simulated death" Perry

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>>75371542
Mike "Minority Deport" Perry

>>75370968
it's normal for infants to be a little crosseyed, if he's still derpin' by the time he starts school they'll fix him with an eyepatch or surgery

>>75371364
oy

anyone have a link for tonights ultimate fighter download?

searched around no scene released it

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>>75370968
>>75370906

lmao so hard

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>>75370848
Cub
Al
Rogério
Wineland
Lauzon
Mike

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Is Biglad Stoop a good fighter

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>>75371556
>Minority Deport

k e k

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>state of asspain

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>when you dont have a witty memetext

>>75371742
w-what, you don't like it?

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>>75371752
not you

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>>75371763
oh ok

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I hate how TUF still uses this lighting during the confessional interviews. Makes them all look like aliens or something

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>>75371771
your bunda spain, I'm speaking assburgers spain

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Can Dan Kelly be stopped?

MMA fighters are never prepared for someone just grabbing their hand and unloading shots into their face and then getting ragdolled when they try to get close

>>75371826
he fights like an octopus

>>75371826
redpill me on Dan Kelly please, Lord Byron.

>>75371844
he's our dada

>>75371844
He's our Australian dad and he won a superb owl with Green Bay Packers

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
St Preux
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

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>>75370848
Swanson
Sanchez
de Lima
Dodson
Ray
Perry

>>75371776
give me link brah please

>>75371826
dad bod god

>>75371880
ur picks suck

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>>75370848
>Cub via brutal viral heem
>Diego via bloody SD
>De Lima via heem
>Dodson via UD
>Lauzon via sub
>Ellenberger via SD

>>75371844
The only man who Jon Jones is too shook to try and put his hand in his face.

For sure Dan Kelly is the only bad match up for Eyepoke McCoke. I think Jones would be surprised when Dan Kelly grabs his outstretched hand and lands an uppercut and trips him making him look like a goof when he falls face first into the canvas when he attempts some meme elbows. 100% my man.

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>>75370760

Upcoming events:

4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75366931

News:

>TUF 25 EP 1 recap
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/episode-no-1-recap-the-ultimate-fighter-25-redemption

>Ramsey Nijem on TUF 25 spot, UFC return
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ramsey-nijem-puts-aside-hard-feelings-for-another-ufc-shot-on-tuf-25-redemption

>Blaydes vs Omielanczuk set for UFC 213
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/curtis-blaydes-vs-daniel-omielanczuk-heavyweight-bout-teed-up-for-ufc-213-in-las-vegas

>WSOF to become PFL, adopt seasons and playoff tournaments
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/wsof-goes-back-to-the-future-rebrands-as-professional-fighters-league

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poocare on pooicide watch

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
De Lima
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

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> There was a time when Schaub was 8-1, with his most recent win being over crocop

what happened?

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>>75370848

Lubov
laquinta
De lima
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

>>75371950
Whittaker shouldn't be higher than Moose

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>>75371994
Whittaker deserves either a title eliminator with Romero or a title shot
He just beat someone who was 1 win away from a title shot and is solidly established among the division's elite
The best fighter Mousasi has beaten recently is Weidman's bloated corpse

>>75371994
explain your reasoning

>>75371994
apparently whittaker is a draw?

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>>75371950
>I will namefag until jacare gets a titleshot

>>75371994
it's because he didn't have the chance to finish weidman outright

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>>75372007
he probably doesn't even have any, he just likes mousasi more

>>75371939
does he unironically just grab hands and smash faces? that's his style?

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>>75372014
he does a fuckton of dirty boxing and clinch fighting
he's always looking to trap something to set up strikes

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who's the most likely to get absolutely heemed?

>>75371950
Why the fuck is cuckhold still 2nd? he hasn't fought since his loss to bisping and his last win was against wide man in 2015

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>>75370848
Lobov
Iaquinta
Saint Poopoo
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

>>75372020
>that webm

holy shit

>>75371826
only time he fought a ranked opponent he lost by KO lmao

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>>75372021
Joanna

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>>75372021
maia. hopefully yair gets heemd.

>>75372021
on that list either stipe or jds, none of the other fights will end by tko

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>>75372033
MMA is a fun sport

>>75372037
>Maia

what makes you think Masvidal has good enough TDD to fend Maia off long enough to get the knockout

>saving a picture of Anzu
fucking garbage taste my man

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where are all these newfags coming from
was it 207 that drew them here

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>>75372046
I just have a feeling, anzu a cute!

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>>75371942
yer, missing a few

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>>75372061
thanks lad, I save these non-podcast ones.

don't let that autistic dwarf get to ya.

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>>75372054
anzu a bad
if a girl looks completely different without cosmetics on, then she is automatically a shit

>>75372061
will add the TUF episodes

>>75372054
Cute as fuck.

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>>75372078
I dont get why people want to argue about taste, it's subjective.

just put the time TUF is on, the list of events is long enough already

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>>75372089
every argument is over some subjective aspect of life or how to go about doing something
most things are ultimately subjective

as for the list, I did this

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone

>>75372007
>>75372012
I just like Moose more plus he has a much better record and more wins over ranked opponents (none of them better than over Jacare tho)

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Black eye and injured hand. Conor got into a fight.

>>75372118
me on the left

>>75372108
the taste thing, a guy who likes cock will never understand why someone likes puss, it's just how a person is wired.

yeah that looks alright.

>>75372118
he's preparing for a fight isnt he?

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>>75372129
>the taste thing, a guy who likes cock will never understand why someone likes puss, it's just how a person is wired.

true, but it can still be fun to go back and forth with someone even if you know it isn't going to go anywhere, as long as nobody takes it too seriousy

>>75372118
he wants to keep people talking about him
he could have just punched a wall a few times and had a makeup artist paint the eye on

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>>75372137
>>75372118
somebody in the comments of the ig post also brought up the fact that it could be an old pic from after one of his fights

>>75372118
when you train with Artem, you get touched

>>75372147

>that red bar filling up round the clock

kinda like that Tbh

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>>75372147
>>75372220
That blank canvas makes it look like they are fighting in the sand, very gladiatorial like. I dig it

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>>75370848
Cub by murder
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
OSP
Dodson
Lauzon
Ellenberger

>>75372118
Who the fuck is going to start shit with a cage fighter?
He obviously got beat up in sparring because he can't box for shit

Is Cody going to come off worse than Ronda on TUF? Up to a promising start desu.

who is your favorite female fighter?

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>you know you beat them already, that's the easy fight

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who still /pearl/ here?

>>75372448
forever Pearl

>>75372448
Fake tits, fake fighter.

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>>75372451
i hope she gets to crush some cans soon

>>75372454
y you so jelly m8?

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>>75372448

ALWAYS

>>75372454

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>>75372461

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>>75370848
Swanson
Sanchez
OSP
Dodson
Lauzon
Ellenberger

>>75372538
/agdg/ is in /vg/, m80.

>>75372112
Are you trying to imply that wins he had from strikeforce days or something should count to his current ranking? Brunson is higher ranked than Vitor, Jacare is higher ranked than Weidman.

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>>75372553
u dont know anything about giga niggas

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>>75372448

yirr

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>main event

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>Luke
>get knocked out by a pillowfit whom you beat before in the first round for your first title defence
>literally get cucked by a fucking lelator fighter
>hasn't fought in over a year
>has the fucking audacity to call out Whittaker after he flushed pooacare down the toilet

>>75372835
I can't see Lobov not getting KOed in the first

Just broke up with my gf lads.

Someone permaheem me pls

>>75370770
It's probably not the majority of the fights but it's definitely happened. Why wouldn't people make some more money?

>>75373077
She was holding you back, lad. Go to your local boxing gym and soon you too can be a UFC middleweight champion!

>>75373115
Artem trying to fight an actual boxer with that fucking reach would be actual comedy desu

>Cub is only half as heavy a favourite as Cyborg finished against Lansberg

Convince me not to put my house on Swanson, lads.

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post yfw artem lobov knocks out cub swanson

>>75373166
Artem is used to a fighter bigger and better then Cub beating the shit out of him. Cub is getting heemed, believe you me.

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>>75371116
high level shitposting here desu

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>>75372375
>Implying he wasn't already made to look like an immature manchild in the lead up to the Cruz fight

"My girlfriend's not a flea bro!"

>>75373077
what's her number?

Lads, Team Garbrandt or Team Dillashaw, and why?

>>75373442
Team Cody because he's not boring and can KO people

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>>75373229

>>75373442
garbrandt cuz he triggers reddit

>>75370770
They're a retard but there's a point underneath it all

Fighters are so poorly paid outside of the big names that throwing is inevitable

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kookie

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
Rogerio
Dodson
Lauzon
Perry

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>>75370848
T-rex
Quint
Pru
Dodson
Jlau
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND

>>75371092
Have one of those wanks you feel guilty about
I wonder if celebs kids ever wank to their parents sex tapes

>>75372438
prophetic words from a great mind that singlehandedly saved the sport

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>>75370848
Swanson
Iaquinta
OSP
Dodson
Lauzon
Ellenberger

Artems never been knocked out, ever

>>75370770
ACDC are shit m8

>>75371994
Danas a big fan. especially after Whittaker and brunson saved that fight card where Rockhold pulled out injured vs Jacare.

notice how both Whittaker and Brunson got rewarded after that. Whittaker with a fight several levels higher than before, and allowed a big amount of time off without his ranking going down. And Brunson getting a fight vs Silva even though he lost to Whittaker.

>>75373793
1 TKO loss

>>75371994
Whittaker just knocked out the rightful challenger, a guy that Mousasi has lost to. What has Mousasi done lately? Refballed Weidman and gone 1-1 against Urijah Hall?

>>75373793
...until now

>>75373870
Jacaroid was never the "rightful challenger" lol

can we atleast agree that romero is next

>>75373878
Well he did beat Romero so yes he was

>>75373906
Show me where in the rules your dumb opinion factors anywhere into the fights decision.
>J-j-jacaroid won the popular vote

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>if it wasnt for trump theyre wouldnt be a UFC

>>75373906
when will this meme end? yoel clearly won the first 2 rounds

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What did Bendo mean by this?

>>75373979
>spend weeks spamming twitter with cheesy love quotes
>this out of nowhere
I lold when it showed up in my timeline this morning

>Cuckhold says he is looking for anyone to fight
>interviewer brings up the Moose
>Cuckhold immediately starts stuttering talking about him losing to Jacare

why is everyone in this 185lb division such a pussy

>>75373979
Thought he was meant to be deadly religious. Whys he swearing

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>>75373173

What's wrong with Bisp'n?

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/19/15355552/michael-bisping-robert-whittaker-deserves-next-ufc-title-shot-not-scumbag-yoel-romero-mma

>>75374017
He got heemd so hard he forgets he lost to Michael Bisping in his last fight.
>0 defenses
Poor fluke

>>75374039
he's right, you don't grease yourself, sit on a stool for 5 minutes, inject steroids between rounds and then get a title shot

>>75373978
That's the goof that was namefagging for jacaroid. He is still salty.

>>75374039
i agree with mike. yoel is sitting out waiting for a titleshot while whittaker just had an amazing performance. i think the only way to settle it is have yoel fight whittaker on the bisping vs GSP card. and if theres an injury you can give the title shot to romero i guess

>>75374054
Listen Mirko, Yoelito did nothing wrong. He's the number 1 contender

>>75374061
Sitting out is literally what got Bisping his titleshot

Brendan for sure got a big ol' pterodactyl dick on him, the Kid's got a piece on him as well. They'll for sure double dick down your 1-2 cutie pie dime piece girl like the turbo slut she is and you'll just watch, 100%. GADOOSH!!!!! You cheeto fingered keyboard warriors living in your mom's basement wouldn't understand, it's tough man. Oh I disagree, comedy is a beast bro, you can't succeed without having the proper work ethic for sure. god DAWG! from a buisness standpoint i think its a bad matchup, hey man watch you Ps and Qs!

>>75374094
No it isn't. He wasn't waiting for a title fight, he was filming a movie. Chris pulled out of 199 and fluke had a choice between Bisping and jacaroid. He chose Bisping.

>>75374094

>

>>75374105
Why should Yoel take a fight now? He's still rightfully ahead of Whittaker and may come in as replacement like Bisping did. I'm saddened that "people" here don't want to see Yeol cracking Bisping's head open

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>>75370848
Cub
Diego
De Lima
Dodson
Lauzon
Jake

>>75374128
Bisping got his easy title defense against old man hendo and now "superfight" with GSP, He should be forced to fight Yoel after holding up division

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>>75370848
Swanson by KO
Sanchez
OSP finally wins
Dodson
Lauzon monica
Perry by dec

>>75370791
This is actually quite gross.

I'm seeing many of you guys picking al over sanchez in their upcoming fight. Haven't been following that man really is he any good?

>>75374189
He is ok, it's more so that Sanchez is old and busted.

>>75374189
boo him and find out

>>75374189
He's a good boxer and diego always loses to good boxers. He beat Jorge Masvidal

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>>75370848
Swanson
Sanchez
Lima
DodSon
Lauzon
Perry

>>75374204
>>75374249
Via split decision yeah. Seen his wiki page and he seems to have some power in his punches but then againg guys he kod can't be called strong chins exactly. Anyway thank you guys think I'll have to watch couple of his fights to decide for myself whether he's good or not

>>75374385
Diegos chin is gone now

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Who is unironically your most loved female fighter? Any organization.

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>>75374249
>He beat Jorge Masvidal

>>75374411
He did

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>>75374404
REINA

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>>75374420
>He did

>>75374452
he worked his butt off

>>75374456
they were saying boo-urns

>>75374452
He did though

I scored it for Jorge but the judges gave the win to Al and therefor, he won

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russian pulp fiction

>>75374491
So tell the truth. He got the shit beat out of him and was gifted the biggest robbery in UFC history.

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with conor also

Guys I'm very butthurt about MW being held up for so long we don't even have a fucking date for GSP vs Bisping. Does /heem/ even care?

>>75374515
but he still won

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>>75373363
>>75373482

>>75374541
>Does /heem/ even care?
no there's a 24/7 general because no one gives a shit

ffs

>>75371061
On AXS.

>>75374571
M8 I gotta ask, what did you mean by this

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>>75374551
won so hard he developed ptsd, retired and became a used car salesman

>>75374620
There's literally a 24/7 general dedicated to MMA discussion and you're asking if anyone cares about one of the divisions most talked about here

>>75374716
Except nobody talks about it, it would seem everyone here is all for Mr. Bisping's endeavors

>>75374726
>it would seem everyone here is all for Mr. Bisping's endeavors
No one talking about it would not indicate this.
Just because you miss the discussion, doesn't mean it's not there.
It's not Bisping doing the matchmaking anyway

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who /CYNTHIA/ here?

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>>75374531
haha that's pretty cool

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>>75374768
Who is that semen Demon on the right?

>>75374762
Im not dumb I know it was all GSP that forced UFC for this fight or he'd never return. Problem is we all know Bisping is full of shit with his 6 week turnaround with Romero. If Bisping happens to somehow beat GSP he'll retire on the spot

>>75374784
cynthia's 13 year old niece

>>75374768
so no feet?

>>75374785
>we all know Bisping is full of shit with his 6 week turnaround
Shocker: Bisping says things he doesn't actually mean

No one's fighting with a 6 week turnaround. Again, he doesn't do the matchmaking, if the UFC brought him GSP he's not going to say nah I'd rather fight Yoel as the co-main or something. Bisping/Hendo didn't do a lot of buys, it's not like Yoel would do more.
Even this recent thing with Bisping saying he'd rather fight Whitaker, he said it tongue in cheek but the media spin it and post the transcript. Hell, I saw an article on The Mac Life of all places saying
>Bisping isn't taking the usual trajectory a champion takes by defending against #1 contenders
The Mac Life ffs

>>75374791
Hnng.

>>75374822
I think people underestimate the selling of Bisping vs Romero. It's guaranteed a spicy banger rather than a predictable lay and pray from GSP

which fighter would you like to see in a worldstar video, just 1 on 1 versus someone

>>75374840
Kek
Selling isn't based on spicy bangers or even quality fights. It's based on stars. Yoel isn't a big name

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TYBW

how the fuck is yoel still so jacked at 40

>>75374861
Yoel made a name for himself at 205 he was supposed to lose in Weidman's home. We don't even know how well GSP will sell since he's been gone for years and we don't know if casuals will even care. I honestly had no emotion of GSP coming back UNLESS it was against Woodley like it should have been

>>75374854
Rose Namajunas VS. fat sassy girl

>>75373593
Looks like one of those chicks from Legal Porno.

>>75374879
genetics and steroids
40 is only old for competing at the highest level
there's no reason a 40 something year old can't beat the fuck out of a 20 something year old

>>75374884
Mate.
Are you honestly trying to tell me Yoel is a name and GSP might not sell. Mate...

>>75374921
People know who Romero is now, he got knockout of the year too with that beautiful knee. Realistically how well will GSP sell since it's against Bisping and not Woodley or even Conor?

>>75374854
Nate vs Nick, stoned as fuck, fighting over cheetos

>>75374833
weirdo

>>75374948
>People know who Romero is now
No
I legit can't believe you're making this point. Do you know how GSP is? This is genuinely baffling. Yoel is like, not even close.

>>75375015
I simply said that people underestimate how much Bisping vs Romero would do with some added promoting. I know GSP would sell more but we really don't know how much because we don't even know what card it will be on because we can assume they will make it stacked as fuck to make up for that poor matchmaking

>>75375015
fuck off back to heddit callum, your little bro is better than you

mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24-fight-motion-relive-a-couple-sick-head-kicks-in-super-slo-mo

haven't seen the fights from last week yet, just watched this did souza get wrecked like this the entire fight?

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>>75375055
>we really don't know how much
Far more. GSP is one of the sports biggest stars. Yoel who.

>>75375070
1v1 me jiu jitsu

holy fuck demetrious johnson is so hateable

>>75375074
Yeah watch the fight it's pretty good. Whitaker shut down his everything

>>75375094
fuck u goof

>>75375096
because he's being shoved down our throats as le goat. a guy who lost to brad pickett, lmao

>>75375118
pussy

teste

>>75374039
I heard he doesn't like proven steroid users

Anyone else gonna go out this weekend and provoke an altercation with a stranger so you can practice that throat grab technique Cody displayed? What would be a could trip I could use with the choke so I land on my enemy in full mount?

>>75374622
but he still won, he still has a win on his record

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our boy?

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Remember me?

>>75375559
Yeah youre the guy that missed weight and then chimped out at the face off against Michael Johnson.

>>75375591
>chimped out at the face off against Michael Johnson.
That is not Khabib.

yeah it is. go look up the video. he walked right up to Johnson and shoved him like the disrespectful subhuman he is.

kek you don't know anything about mma
that was trujillo

But please, go on and do your "i was just pretending to be retarded!" schtick

>>75375627
That was Abel or wve he's called

>>75375670
Fuck my bad, youre right is was Trujillo not Johnson.

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well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change
I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvinate faster... here we go

look at that...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

why did weidman try to milk a dq against the superior persian god? he probably knew he couldn't win without his niggery roiding tactics. subhuman desu.

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>>75375803
Funny how Rogan says Trujillow instead of Truheeyo

>>75375812
Weidman had gassed and was getting tuned up pretty bad in the 2nd round.

>>75375862
it's awesome how exposed he is, always hated his delusional fans

>le potential GOAT xD

>tfw every week casual asks me if UFC is on
>tfw every week its "Who's fighting? That Garbrandt guy?"
I've explained to him time and time hes doing TUF and won't be fighting for a while but he constantly asks

Bloody hell he's probably ThatOneCodyFan isn't he

>>75375803
Exactly.

But how the fuck do I stop watching?

>>75375898
He's heading into Hendricks-tier levels of JUST. Next he will lose to someone like Sam Alvey.

>>75375938
atleast hendricks isnt deleted, he won his last fight and the magny fight imo.

I hate alvey's wifebeating ass but him ko'ing cryman would be my mma moment of the year.

tfw entering an era where fight nights are superior to PPVs

this saturday is a legit good card aside from the headliner

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>>75375977
Mate Weidman has faced top tier competition and was challenging in all of them. It's not like he got starched in the first like Hendricks did without the steaks

Bisping needs to shut the fuck up and fight. there's videos of him talking shit about GSP, Rockhold, and Yoel all with different interviewers in the last few days.

each week that passes by it becomes more clear he knows he's getting heemed by ANYONE they match him with so he needs to sell the fight and make bank.

>>75376033
Yep, he wants to be the guy everyone wants to see lose

>>75376033
I like how he almost embraces the fact that he doesn't stand a chance against most of top 5 killers and trolls the fuck out of him.

it's clear with Gastelum, Whittaker ( and maybe Hendricks) that jumping up a weight division can work wonders.

so why is Weidman resisting it? may Jacare as well after his loss. Dana needs to sit these guys down and promise them a top 10 ranking in LHW before they even start.

>>75374039
>Let’s officially now start the campaign that after I beat GSP, it should be Robert Whittaker. Robert Whittaker vs. Michael Bisping because - okay, maybe there’s a case that he’s the most worthy contender

He is absolutely PETRIFIED of Romero. Never seen anything like it. He is completely scared. After Yoel knees Weidman the camera zooms on his face and you can see him mouth "Wow" the true signs of a scared little bong who knows what fate awaits him.

>>75372022
Cause he's the former champ you nonce

>>75376017
he was only starched by thompson

>>75376167
let's see a link to that video son.

>>75370968
Nice lizard costume.

>>75373166
Lobov is the one getting the promotional push, so you never know. I'm putting money on Swanson myself, but you should never unload everything.

Has anyone ever been more BTFO than Jacarefag?

>>75376115
wideman would get murdered by LHW gatekeepers like gus and jimi

he should just accept his fate as rankings fodder. he's basically andrei arlovski, he's the guy people heem to get up into title contention.

Who /HARDWORK/ here?

>>75376222
Go watch UFC 205 again fella

>>75376273
Charge me rent bud.