/hoc/

>>75366752

P sure they're too busy drinking themselves to death to even get it up so I dunno if that counts.

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Is Bergeron's contract the best the NHL has ever seen?

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

What do you think? Will Calgary even take a lead this game?

Just got a Crosby at work today, lads.

Now making $40k more, with stock options, and have 8 people working under me.

dubs and flames get swept

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Who /sittingpretty/ here

leafs-caps series is pretty anime desu.
>them exchange of blows

>>75366719
>America strategically divided into counties
>Canada just divided by entire provinces
If they just did it states they'd be chunks of red and orange too, that's not fooling anyone

why does shaun post as both a laffs fan and against the laffs?

>Smelliot starting
Congrats on the sweep Ducks

>>75366861
Number at end of post is the amount of goals against for flamers

>>75366889
oh baby

>>75366867
This. Can't tell who is exposing who desu. Thought the Caps had good defense but they might just think outscoring the laffs will be easier.

Pretty embarrassing for the caps to be struggling so much with a team that will be relocated to Seattle in the next five years

>>75366889
>lelliot

Why did they put all the shit matchups on the same day

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reminder that americans are turning hockey into a numal sport for leftists and degenerates allowing america to play hockey was a mistake

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>ANDERS0N

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1967 WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO
1967 WAS ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO
1967 WAS FIFTY HUNDRED YEARS AGO
1967 WAS TWO EONS AGO
1967 WAS A PALEOZOIC ERA AGO
1967 WAS FIFTY LIGHTYEARS AGO

>Ottawa fans try to make fun of anyone
>Remind them Rideau exists

Lel

>>75366959
Letting Lego Boy be your tender was a goddamn mistake.

>Starting Elliot

Goodbye Flmaos

So...

Ottawa is Canada's team?

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LMAO that first game was fluke for the bombston booms, they're lucky this wasn't a sweep

>>75367001
Actually it's the Jets because they don't bother anyone.

wtf is up with the lighting in st louis?

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>ruins

shadow ban for all leaf flags when?

>the absolute state of the new england grizzlies

>>75366990
Goodbye!

I can only hope that Perry breaks his face from an unfortunate puck redirection tonight.

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>>75367019
>o-our favourite team is the the shitty, non-threatening one!

Based Snes going in dry on bombston

>>75367040
I'm a Jets fan though. Because they are good.

>>75367001

>Canada's team has the owner that's the biggest kike in the entire league and has a perpetually shit team because he refuses to spend money

Pretty apt parallel to having cuckman as your PM desu

Someone give me the basic gestalt on the 1-3-1

Who has the worst /sp/ nickname?

>Reddithawks
>Pedotors
>Mild
>B-lose
>Cucks
>Flims
>Shorks
>Oilels

>Habs
>Rags
>SNES
>Ruins
>Craptials
>Laffs
>Pongs
>Blowjobs

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roast my team lads

pro tip: you can't

>>75367044
Bombston making the playoffs was a mistake.

Boy it must be a real pressure cooker situation in the Bruin's room right now.

However I somehow don't find it surprising that they're blowing up near the finish line.

Erik Karlsson is the best hockey player on the planet.

No memes

>>75367075
snes cause Super Nintendo is based

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>>75367077
>dubs for 7
>lose by 7
Just pottery

>>75367077
>7-0

>>75367075
>habs
>/sp/ nickname

>>75367077

it shouldnt be that hard considering how they got blown the fuck out 7-0 to the sharks.

>>75367094
If he's so great, why isn't he winning the Cell Key this year?

>>75367075
>cucks desu

you can't easily says cucks cucks flims. It doesn't sound good

>>75367075
>habs

It's the frogs dumbass

>>75367075
Crapitals is pretty bad because its so low-effort. Any Grade 6er could come up with it. Shorks sounds funny so it gets a pass.

Also "habs" is just the regular nickname for the canadiens.

>>75367075
>Pedotors
Officially known as the Weebville Child Pedotors

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Come on rest of Canada. Are you even trying?

>>75367114
I know they don't have one. And Canadians is pretty bad already.

>>75367077
On a team allegedly loaded with talent Kassian is your leading scorer

>>75367145
Frogs

>>75367142
Good job exposing >Poopa Rask and Finnish goaltending. Good luck in round 2.

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fuck the bruins, MTL/NYR will be an easy round 2, sens are winning it this year

can't wait for the hawks to get swepped

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>>75367094
>blocks your path

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

HOLY FUCK TORONTO GETTING EXPOSED

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING SPLITTING IN HALF

THIS "CANADA'S TEAM" IS HOT GARBAGE! KEK
WASHINGTON EXPOSING THEM

TRUMP LITERALLY TEAHCING THE REFS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB!

MY SIDES!


JVR EXPOSED

MATTHEWS CONFIRMED FOR BUST


AHAHAHAH


OVI LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA DOWN PAJEET LEEF FANS MOUTHES


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT IVE EVER SEEN


MATTHEWS IS SO BAD MY SIDS THAT OVERRATED TACO SHACK HACK IS GOING BACK OVER THE WALL AFTER THIS EMARASSMENET!


KEK

>>75367248
based limey

>>75367152
The talent IS kassian

Flims getting Cucked AGAIN!!!

>>75367259

They will spend hundreds of years scouting the world.

They will draft every bust; overpay every free agent.

They will spend thousands of seasons in last place.

As cup games are played, and playoff games won, and lost, and won, lost, and won, and lost, and lost, and lost.

Failures built upon failures until seasons run on an endless loop.

They will disappoint millions of fans whose own exponential offspring will slowly give up hope through the years, whose millions of pitiful lives will eventually be swept again from the Earth.

And still, the maple leafs continue to lose.

Expansion franchises will come and go.

Cities and mascots will lose all meaning.

Until the sport of hockey vanishes entirely from the world.

And yet, the maple leafs will continue to lose.

They will join the league of a popular futuristic sport.

A sport where the puck is made of pure light and played on a field of energy. Where the leafs moniker is revered as a nostalgic god.

Rebuilding, playing, losing...

...until the Earth is swallowed beneath their feet
...until the Sun is long since gone
...until time itself loses all meaning

And the moment comes where the only game left to play is to guess the positions of stars and the ages of galaxies.

And still, they guess wrong.

>>75367145
It's hasb

bye bye Flames

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LAUGH AT THE FLAMES

>chasing Elliott in less than 5 minutes
>not winning a single game in the series

>>75367319
based nige

>Calgayry Flmaos

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I may be an Oiler fan and they may have lost >7-0 but at least I'm not a >flim flams fan

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>California 9
>Alberta 0

i think the ducks are bunch of douchbags, but holy shit the flames are PATHETIC

>watch the mild get swept
>watch the flameouts get swept

wew sounds awful

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Feel bad for the flimmies. They looked good a month ago. No one deserves to be swept

If someone can do the reverse-sweep it's the Wild. They are so much better team than Blues it's not even funny.

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I feel sad for Elliot. He's going to be out of a job.

>flim flams

>>75367248
you forgot the orson welles laughing image, so 9/10 shitpost

>tfw flames fan

JUST

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>watch my sens go up 3-1 against bombston
>now get to kick back and enjoy a couple teams getting swepped

>tfw staying up till 10am shitposting about hockey
how do i break this cycle?

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>>75367632
get a job

>>75367606
Good luck in round 2, Mr. Ottawa man.

>>75367632
last nights thread was just exceptionally good lad, no way it can be repeated again tonight. so no distrations for sleeping.

>>75367632
Drink more and black out at 3 am

>>75367606
woulda been better if chirape played tonight desu.

>>75367657
i work from home rating websites all night while shitposting though

>Ducks/Sharks
>Preds/Blues
>Sens/Habs
>Pens/Caps

Looking good, lads

>>75367693
>Canadian team guaranteed to make the ECF

only downside

>>75367632
12 more hours of shitposting then you can go to bed at a normal time

>>75367689
did you mean creating?
or... what does rating websites entail exactly?

http://www.vocativ.com/falsestart/416150/nhl-thinks-brain-trauma-is-a-joke/

How hard are Buttman and the Owners gonna get raped in this lawsuit? Cause Im p sure it's gonna be really hard.

They don't have NFL money. They can't handwave shit.

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The chance of finding hentai on Saber is lower than the Flames chance to win.

>>75367763
These kinds of comments don't really matter. The only way they get fucked is if they had actual concussion data and lied to the players. NFL had it, but there's nothing like that in this lawsuit.

>>75367814

That we know of, anyway. If there's that many players getting involved there's probably something going on.

*bum wiggling intensifies*

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>callgary

>>75367763
Just send in Paul Kariya and the NHL loses

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>>75367762
Rating websites for $15/hr. While I can still shitpost about hockey. It's the life.

www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/91732640/new-zealand-16-regions-16-attractions

Is Brian Elliot the worst goalie of the playoffs?

I know its unfair to put all the blame on the goalie when you're down, but I think he deserves a big share of the blame.

>cucks were up 2-0 in game 2
>almost lose

This isn't time to get comfy.

>>75367075

>reddithawks
>not shithawks or blackcocks

>>75367963
be there in 2 days

>>75368006
>reddithawks

>>75367896
nhl will just send in scott stevens

>G1
>they get a lucky one at the start that should never happen
>we could have easily got 4

>G2
>manage to exposed their shitty defence but get refpuck out of the game

>G3
>Outplay them in every possible way, but Elliot shit the bed
>We win that game 65% of the time

>G4
>We just give up on the series for no reason because it's would have been the easiest comeback ever against this crap team

We outplay them in all of 3 game with nothing going our way. I'm sure you fags will be really surprised that they get destroy by however they play, because the ducks is just a bad team

I'm just done with hockey, the game is just not fun. There is just no skill involved it's just luck and having a hot goalie. Enjoy your shitty sport.

>>75368108
The delusion

>>75368108

>Calgary hasn't been called for a penalty in the last 84 minutes of this series
>"r-refpuck!"
Calgary dominated the first 30ish minutes of game 3 but the Ducks shit on your team the rest of game 3, so no you didn't outplay Anaheim in every way

>>75368108
wow dude this i just sad and i hate the ducks. The flames were pretty unlucky with some shit bounces and a questionable high stick goal but they dug their own grave

>>75368108
I don't think you understand that the Flames are legitimately cursed and may not win in Ananheim again in our lifetimes

Also they're a shitty goon team

>>75368189
benis rebeat :^)

>>75368207
what?

>>75368108
Cool off man, don't let them revel in it.

I think its fair to say that the Ducks shouldn't take this as a sign of their strength rather than some bad play from the Flames, but they're still probably one of the better teams in the West.

They could very well lose in SCF to Pittsburgh

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Just look at the Ferland shot. it's always a fucking goal. How are we that unlucky. It's been like that every game against this meme team

>>75368108
my fucking sides

>>75368108
this is some fresh pasta

Calgary was a mistake. Relocate this team to somewhere like Utah or something.

>>75368108
>Calgargay

so who has the most delusional fanbase?
callgary
edmountmen
or
>laffs

>>75368128
>muhuhu delesion

>>75368198
>muhuhu cursed

>>75368240
ducks are thrash it's obvious

>>75368355
fuck you california hockey was a mistake

Why is Canada so bad at hokkei lads?

>>75368406
>mild
they were so cocky coming into the playoffs

>>75368406
edmongolians by a mile

>>75368425
it's time to turn of the proxy

>>75367070
1 forward doing a forecheck
1 center and 1 winger on the blue line actually playing defense
1 "defensemen" barreling in like a cruise missile on the left
1 "defensemen" (erik karlsson) in the back doing clean up.

>>75367090
Bob cole is right. Ottawa really did explode in boston.

>>75367240
>teleports behind you

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>3 of the 4 series in the west can possibly end in a sweep
Is this the parity I've been hearing so much about?

>>75368553
nba tier desu

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>>75368431

>my fucking face right now after pedosotans ignored my warnings about Boudreau playoff hokkey

>>75368553
The West has been shit since the Reddithawks got shitty.

>>75368515
Fuck off to reddit

>>75368553
two of them are upsets so it actually is parity

>>75368406
edmonton and its not even fucking close

>>75368553

The higher seed is doing the sweeping in only one of those 3-0s

>>75368572
im sorry your face looks like that

>>75368406
laffs by a mile

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>the Calgary Lames

>>75368643
The entire province of Alberta is on suicide watch after the past couple of days.

>>75368431
Which is funny considering how terribly they tanked at the end of the season

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>>75368640
>implying im not enjoy all this extra hockey

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Is he done?

>>75368720
Surprisingly no. I predict him to get a three year extension just to piss of Calgary fans.

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These fans deserve a better team than this
Look at how the whole arena turns red because everyone buys and wears a jersey

>>75368734
>all those jerseys

they really do. now i just feel bad for them :(

>tfw this sens redemption arc is actually pretty comfy.

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THEYRE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, NOW!

>>75368834
would be okay with sens winning, they need the fans

I just fapped to Stamkos porn. Kek

flames fan here, thinking of picking a new team. any suggestions?

PEEPEEPOOPOOJARVI

>>75368734
woah, flims probably have the cheapest jerseys

>>75368904
cheer for the oilels

>>75368904
Edmonton Oilers.

>>75368904
bandwagoners need to die

>>75368734
Feel pretty bad for them. They might even lose the team if they don't get a new arena.

>>75368904
Go to the Kings or Hawks with all the other bandwagoners

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HAHAHA, YES

FUCK YOU LAFFS

>>75368904
Knights

>>75368925
>>75368926
they're even worse

>>75368941
>>75368968
i'm not a bandwagoner, i've been a loyal fan since they beat the cantpucks in the playoffs

>>75369001
Well then become a fan of the VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS

>>75369001

You can become /hoc/'s first Vegas fan

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>People actually paid money to watch their team get swept

laughing SO HARD at calgary

/hoc/,

why did the flames choke this hard this year

>>75368904
Jests
They at least haven't been swept by the Cucks

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>>75369001
wat

>>75368458
exsqueeze me?

>>75369092
And you never have to worry about them disappointing you in the playoffs because they never make the playoffs.

>the state of hockey gave st poois 3 sympathy games
pure heart

>>75369092
???????????????????????

>>75369092
Weren't they a couple of years ago?

>>75369092

Jest were swept by the Cucks in the first round two years ago, fvm

>5 periods since the refs called a penalty against Calgary
>7 power plays for Calgary since the last time they were shorthanded
Is this the NHL's way of trying to even things up in the most lopsided series, just don't give the better team a single power play?

>>75369189
Calgary is just the faster team and the Ducks are still mad at knee on knees.

>>75369140
nice time stamp

What's the most hipster hockey team to be a fan of ?

>>75369311

Gaudreau blatantly pulled Lindholm down right in front of a ref the shift before Calgary got their penalty that led to a goal - no call. Calgary is committing penalties, the refs just refused to call them until now.

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/ourguy/ is going to the second round
rags and habs will beat each other up for three more games

>>75369338
Islanders or Senators

>>75369338
Jets

WHY DOES MATTHEWS KEEP SCORING

>>75369338
>>75369371
Why not Vegas? Literally no fans.

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>>75368108
>>75368421

>>75369338
Quebec Nordiques. They don't play anymore but they were /fa/ as fuck.

>>75366781
Friendly reminder it was 3-0

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The planned Nordiques jerseys were so fucking based unff my fucking dick

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>sens fan
>Go to pick up pizza before the game
>Cashier is a Habs fan
>Pizza guy is a Leafs fan
>This is in Ottawa
>Pizza is some weird shit
>Olives, pinapple, bacon
>doesn't matter
>Sens won tonight
>Pizza was actually not terrible.

Haha. great night /hoc/

>>75369540
pretty shit to be quite honest family

>>75369558
context.

it was the 90's.

>>75369540
anaheim-tier lad, also known as dogshit tier

literally NOTHING wrong with the originals

>>75369558
Yet still a million times better than the other nordicks jersey

>LAFFS

How many goals does Patrik Laine have in the playoffs now?

>>75369569

Only good jerseys in 90's were ones that remained essentially unchanged from 80's or earlier. Sole exception being Devils changing green to black.

>>75369578
Sorry bud but these look ultra queer, especially with the faggy french flowers

>>75369338
I agree with
>>75369436

Or Hartford. People love that team for some reason.

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>>75368987
>7-0

>>75369618
as much as Jack Eichel

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>>75369632
forgot pic
these look queer af you can't deny

>>75369618

Almost as many as chiraq

>>75369656
don't dis the elephant.

>>75369656
look beautiful to me

>>75369675
Three?

>>75369656
people used to call the nordiques the no dicks all the time.

>>75369618
Patrik has any many playoff goals as Autismton has hattricks in games he actually won
SPICTHEWS BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO

I forgot how much all the Canadian teams hated each other because everyone but Montreal has been irrelevant for so long.

>>75369707
it's mostly just obsession with toronto, the only relevant canadian city

>>75369721

I dunno. Cowcucks and Rig pigs have a pretty fierce hatred desu. And Vancouver seems like they're basically the autistic cousin who tries to pretend they're relevant in that rivalry.

>>75369685
t. fag

>>75369721
Nobody goes on vacation to Toronto. Literally nobody in the history of the world.

Tim Hortons is a joke franchise

>>75369805

Your abbo cunt of a mother is a joke you inbred faggot

>>75369805
GOOD POST KIWI FRIEND

>>75367932
How do I into this

>>75369799
nobody goes on vacation literally anywhere in canada for that matter. Toronto attracts tons of people with the film festival, nuit blanche, and all they jays fans across canada

toronto is still by far the most relevant city in terms of finance, culture, population, literally everything. No other backwater albertan shithole or west coast syringe clinic comes close at all. Toronto is by far the best and no one can dispute that

>>75369805
It's really shitty.

Second Cup is the best Canadian national coffee brand, and that's not saying much

>>75369863
Second Cup is absolutely based.
Good coffee and great baked goods.

>>75369805
the only good thing about tim hortons is that there's always one nearby and they're open at odd hours.

>mild come back from 3-0 only to lose game 7 at home
i would literally die of laughter

>>75369863
>>75369899
SCIDF get out

>>75369910

Sandwiches aren't bad desu.

>>75369845
well not to our shitty cities. lots of people come and vacation in the country. theres lots of americans who own summer cabins in canada.

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JUST

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>>75369618
>8 more minutes

>>75369919
what does SCIDF mean?

>>75369924
Banff and Whistler are crawling with foreigners as well

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>>75369842
Sorry, doesn't look like they're hiring right now in North America.

>>75369945
It means you can't fucking read

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>no sweep
phew

>>75369963
All I got from that is "Second Cup IDF"
What does IDF mean you absolute cockmunch?

>>75369966
Still laughing SO HARD at you.

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>zero OT's

T MINUS 6

>only two guaranteed sweeps after the tease of 4

disappointing tbqh

>>75369963
giggling like mad here

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Are your brooms ready lads?

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>>75370075
got a nice 18" shop broom

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>>75370075
for later tonight/tomorrow morning's new thread

>flames
>blackhawks
>ruins
>ted from akron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBNNlyI0Dn4

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>>75370075
HERE IT COMES

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>the rundown shanty town of Alberta

Enjoy your decade of mediocrity Lames

>flamers

laughing SO HARD

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The Calgary Flames have not won a playoff game since May 5, 2015.

Well, at least we weren't the first team to get eliminated

>SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP >SWEEP

Stop being so meam guys. It was a big achievment from the flames to get this far.

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>A
>FUCKING
>C

>shitvakia being a faggot again
shocker

>predditors

where's the confetti?

>>75370288
>reddit hawks
You get the broom tomorrow

First Canadian team to fall. 4 more to go.

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Ducks were carried by refpuck so fucking hard.

>>75370259

If the flames beat edmonton even twice this year they wouldn't of been swept. They deserve their fate

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You can only post ITT if your team is in round 2
>not so fast everyone but ducks
>>75370308
Cry more

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>>75370314
You may only post if your team completed its sweep.

not so fast Everyone else!

>>75370308

Nice leaf impression

>>75370342
Does that include Calgary? They were on the other end but it was still completed

>>75370308
the fucking earlobe

FUCK THE FUCKING DUCKS REFPUCK WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM THROUGH THIS FUCKING SERIES. GODDAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO GO BEAT MY 300 POUND WIFE NOW.

You might say that Calgary.

Went down in flames.

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>Previously on Brian Burkes Wild Ride...

>>75370342

Quack Quack, nigga.

>>75370259
If the flames played any other goalie in their organisation rather than Elliott they could have won the series. The guy let in so many soft goals.

>>75366871
>implying most provinces don't have populations of most counties in the US

If they broke off Toronto and Montreal, the rest of Ontario and Quebec would still homo orange with the afformentioned cities being a flaming red
Ditto for Vancouver and BC

>>75370308
Because (little known fact) Calgary is actually built on a massive salt mine that was the driving economy in Calgary before the oil sands opened up. Still to this day the residents of Calgary spend so much time exposed to such a massive amount of salt that they lash out at unsuspecting hockey players who either used to play for the Canucks or whose initials are KB.

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>>75370391

>>75367075
Pongs is P weak

Did Tkacuk pop a chub when he got to shake Perry's hand? He was groping him and had the creepiest grin on his face.

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>>75370431
Perry's probably his role model

>c of memes

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ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>75370391
In more ways than one, anon.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/flames-playoffs-red-mile-construction-17th-avenue-naina-s-businesses-1.4075536

>>75370498
>moves business next to stadium
>crying because not much business during a short playoffs

Does she not realize that the flame might not even make the playoffs some years?

>Tfw Calgary actually won by losing

Nobody does it better than Justin Trudeau.

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Hey Flames. Tell me, what's something that we have in common this year?

>>75370663
Went to the playof-nevermind.

>you now remember the Calgary Flames

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cleaned and updated for those who want it

>COWFUCKERS

LEL
LEL
LEL
LEL

>>75370746
absolutely terrible quality

https://streamable.com/0e3c5

>Calgary.mp4

>>75370757
Suck a cock

>>75370757
you get what you pay for when you get an american to make it.

>>75370772
And it's free so...

>>75370781
so absolute shit.

>>75370784
Actually its not even half bad

>>75370794
defenitely better than anything anyone else has made

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And here comes the photos of flim flam fan reactions.

How the fuck is Smelliott a starting goaltender?

brb idiots i'll make a better one

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>>75370811

>>75369431
>>75370418
>>75370764

Please leave reddit on reddit, newfriends.

>>75370818
>his face when zero(0) goals
Out fucking skilled by a guy who had 1 point all last season

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>>75370818

>>75370746
>cleaned
that looks shit, lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fy3FRn7PY0

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Am I late?

Hey /hoc/ ran into some immigration trouble(was deported, just got back) how are the kings looking? GKG.

>>75370843
never too late for mocking

>>75370839
either make a better one or suck my cock.

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better?

>>75367896
i really wanted him to win one before he retired feelsbadman

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1/3

>>75370875
No, the line width for the games triggers my autism.

But otherwise better.

>>75370875
Not bad, better than this piece of shit: >>75370881

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2/3

>>75370885
line width for games?
elaborate

>>75370890
This is good

who is more of a disappointment Caps or Hawks?

>>75370899
hawks for thier "fanbase" flames for /hoc/

>>75370899
I never expected anything from either, but probably the reddithawks since they're done already, at least the craps are 2-2

So "Johnny Hockey" definitely sucks dick right

>>75368421
> California hockey was a mistake

Because California has never won a cup and certainly never got to a Stanley Cup since 1993. Oh wait...

>>75370890
predators have not swept nor advanced yet

WalkGODs IN

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>>75370894
like i said, purely autism

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>>75370811