/cric/

Rugby

Fuck T20

Just awoke

fucking hell I just want to watch some test cricket

feel like pure shit just want harsha bhogle back

Called up a tradie to get him to work on my patio and the fuckwit asked for a deposit

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>>75364120
fug tradies 2bh

reminder this is the last ever cric thread before the Champion's Trophy

Really hard to visualise how small other countries are as an Australian

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Ama

>>75366238
that's a big mug

>>75366325
4u

Reminder New Zealand will win the Champion's Trophy

>>75366413
Top 4: England, South Africa, India, New Zealand

>>75365980

How do you think we feel?

>>75367637
You feel like it's really hard to visualise how small other countries are

The idea that you can cross Europe in the time it takes you to go from Perth to Sydney really baffles my mind

The fact that you can walk from Cairo to Jerusalem in six days is genuinely hard to comprehend

wtf happened to the old thread?

>>75361724
Stay woke haha

>>75368464
*hits blunt*
wanna hit ankush?

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would really like to enter in her Guha if you catch my drift here.

>>75368275
looks like the jannies autosaged it just like the last one

>>75368792
tell me about her Guha

>>75366238
why lad

>>75365675
Tradies really are some of the most fragile "people" on the planet

It's time the mods do the right thing and move this shitty thread to /asp/, also permaban on all Aussie ips

>>75369148
Ama

>>75368794
based jannies
>>75368810
pretty narrow I reckon

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>>75369111
prove him wrong

>Alex Carey
>Marnus Labuschagne

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for the NPS

That wog who drove through Bourke St reckons he's not guilty because Australian law is incompatible with the Koran lads

new thread
>>>/mu/72296456

Austin Waugh lads

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Australia's Champions Trophy squad
Australia squad: Steve Smith (c), David Warner, Pat Cummins, Aaron Finch, John Hastings, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Moises Henriques, Chris Lynn, Glenn Maxwell, James Pattinson, Mitchell Starc, Marcus Stoinis, Matthew Wade (wk), Adam Zampa

#elite
#wonit

>>75370622
Where's darsh

>>75370622
That frank scrub is actually pretty good

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walkcunts OUT

>>75370645
Fucked his shoulder

>>75370707
Who is this handsome male model?

>>75370622
I actually installed that shower tiling

Always a pleasure to work at the Zampa household

>Durham gets relegated
>Daniel, their lifelong fan, immediately jumps aboard the Somerset bandwagon

http://pitchfork.com/news/72987-jawbreaker-reunite-after-21-years-for-riot-fest-2017/

FUCK ME

>>75370622
Pattinson is fucking shit at pyjama

Should have selected Stanlake

>>75370707
B U L J U

>>75371190
Based Sandra

sometimes I do stay up at night and think about how I'm literally descended from criminals that got shipped off to the other side of the world to work as slaves

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>>75370782
>>75371000
Finlands gift to humanity: Jesse Poopoopeeepeee

james boags premium on special at bws boys get on it

>>75371230
I don't :)

>>75371272
know your family story mate?

>>75371294
yeah

>>75371298
nice

/cric/ please come to /mu/ more often and save us from the meme rap faggotry

>>75370707
Bulju :D

>>75371361
is /mu/ still garbage?

haven't really used it for four or five years now

>>75371371
It's even worse

>>75371479
TPAB is literally the AOTD

>>75371495
It's good, but there was a lot of cuckposting that came with it. And then Jenny Death came out so the shitposting was even worse

>>75364120

your honestly better off watching a youtube how-to and doing shit yourself, trades are incompetent trash for the most part these days

i heard trump said he doesn't know who sachin tendulkar is

>>75371615
I remember when Sharapova said that and the curries chimped the fuck out

>>75369710

If we only we had of asked that on his citizenship test, dang nabbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqCbpBiWcVk
#jej

>>75371622
yes i want a war between internet curries and r/thedonald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9QvMxvhUJQ

possibly the most autistic video I've seen

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>>75371638

>>75371672
wow he really said that grammatical errors and all

>>75371662
that singer with him shaved his head yesterday
btw that music towards the end was stolen by bollywood

>>75370622
Warner
Finch
Smith
Head
Lynn
Maxwell
Wade
Cummins
Starc
Pattinson
Hazelwood

>>75371813
yeah I guess

not big on Head or Lynn though. I'd like to see Stoinis slotted in lower down

like the four horsemen setup a lot too

>Le """pinch hitting"""

Hope none of you buy into this meme

I reckon South Africa are going to be genuine contenders.

Didn't even know the U 19s where playing. Someone give me an opinion on who the up and coming players are so I can pretend I watched it.

>>75372261
Austin Waugh is the new memeswell

>>75372292
Stone cold Steve Waugh Austin?

>>75372449
No, Austin Waugh. I think they may be related though.

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Do i look like Kohli lada? pls be honest.

>>75372479
if he wasn't fat there would be a resemblance

What's the greatest Australian cricket dynasty lads?
>Marsh
>Campbell/Ponting
>Richardson/Chappell
>Laughlin
>McDermott
>Lehmann
>Waugh
>whoever I forgot

>>75372515
>Richardson/Chappell
that's three test captains

>>75372515
Smith

>only two instances of father-son test cricketers for Australia
>virtually every Zimbabwean player was related to another one

bought a 2 L bottle of cordial and it's fucking rank

bit annoyed Tbh

>>75372515
Waugh more like laugh

>>75372706
don't get it

God I hate Lynn

Can someone tell me where /nrl/ or /afl/ threads are at?

>>75372884
dead poomunities

>>75372915
thankyou firend

>>75372623
You have to mix it with water

>>75373210
right thanks mate

https://www.fb.com/MelbournesMostWantedLads/videos/1891659181055497/

based LCSM

How much do these IPL cheerleaders earn per match?

BIG MEMES

based hash

Based Terrorist

>>75374814
surprised Dean Jones got to coach a PSL team after that

just woke up

funfact: malkmus thought rattled by the rush and father to a sister of a thought would be hits but admits that being stoned out of his mind the whole time skewed his judgement

what colour is your grip lads?

>>75379650
reminder you can't decide a cricket match over one innings. it's why i don't play club cricket

need a poo

>>75380749
youre scared theyll make fun of you for being fat arent you

>>75381353
where did this i'm fat meme come from

looking forward to the beginning of the great windies revival this week lads, based hetmyer will score a match winning hundred in the 3rd test i'f im honest

also unironically think their tour to england this year will be closely fought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i2Kn-EXh_A

Are the West Indies worth watching? Test series against Pakistan is coming up and I don't think T20 is really my thing

>>75382918
nearly all test cricket is worth watching

daniel is a really good vocalist

live videos on youtube when

>/hoc/ literally has a more passionate community than /cric/
you're all a disgrace

need a big dicked ausgod bf who likes pavement and test cricket

the dreams i have been having lately are so fucking weird, keep playing out all these scenarios which definitely didn't happen in my life but seems in the dream that i have definitely experienced them before, maybe in a past life or i'm experiencing somebody else's memories or something, and we're all sharing the same conciousness, weird. also some of my dreams are just completely epic tales. like last night i was witness to some epic lord of the rings esque narrative and this hero figure dropped down in some pit near the palace in the centre of his kingdom but was hanging on by some vines otherwise would have died and was rescued by some big flying being that didn't have wings but could fly anyway. also some of my dreams are just really eerie and it's like all encompassing doom and it just feels really bad and i wake up feeling really shook, but it's hard to explain. also lots of my dreams i'm fucking bitches doggystyle and nearly have a wet dream . but literally i have like 10 dreams a night

>>75383790
>NHL play offs on
>Only cricket on is IPL regular season
Get it together son

>>75386250
i literally forgot ice hockey existed and thought it was a field hockey thread

Just woke up

>>75387254
cant even imagine waking up so early, you must be knackered

>>75387311
Almost 10 AM

>>75387439
AM is sleepy time

i really, really hope i don't have cancer lads

run out of tonic, carbonated water and orange it is

name a more important moment in rock history than the summer babe intro

>>75387928
The guy yelling "Judas" at Bob Dylan

>>75388338
do you like the verlaines?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeuy8PD0bFM

fucking thicc tomorrow

>>75387928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vvGp_VPeLI

sex pistols are shit though

>>75388637
Good post

the verlaines>the dark third>the chills

>>75388631
this is literally an absolute banger

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>>75388631
is that daniel on drums at 4:19

recommend me some more dunedin sound lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-GqgN00Kr0

so that's why i liked it haha, thought it sounded quite pavement xD

>>75389636
good movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHox6VhPtPE

>>75387928
the stutter in my generation

How do I get into cricket? Who is the Gretzky of cricket?

What team should I follow

>>75391204
shivnarine chanderpaul

>>75391116
stop pretending appropriating british culture you cunt. reminder you will never be british, no matter how you want to be. cuck

>>75391639
says the retard obsessed with the dark third and dunedin sound music

>>75391116
didn't care for it

>no beer logo on any Australian jersey

Feels wrong Tbh

>>75391660
well i'm not sure how stupid you are daniel but obviously this isn't the same thing at all because i'm just admiring a lesser culture in a semi-ironic, almost patronizing, little brother way

>>75391639
>british culture
kek

>>75391792
there's actually quite a lot and i'm not patriotic at all. especially compared to a country like nz

>>75391781
you literally pretend to have cancer on an imageboard so I reallly, really do not care what you think.

>>75391639
Wew, that's a lot of b8 in one post. You used to shitpost in /bet/, right?

>>75391848
live youtube vids when daniel?

Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine
Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine, Verlaine

>>75391839
>british culture
kek

Based danishit

imagine, just for a second, that you were british and had to live surrounded by british culture

>>75392016
nothing sadder than an Australasian hating on daddy england t b h. you're culture is literally dead zero, a completely flatline on an electrocardiograph machine, absolutely zilch, no life to be found

>>75392088
from the moment of colonisation Australia had a distinct culture from England and this is an objective, verifiable and peer reviewed truthy

Literally have nothing but feelings of disgust towards England lads

>>75392140
well i'm obviously not denying you became a seperate entity at one point but literally what culture do you have? except barbecues and maybe a leg spinner once every 50 years

>it's 5 in the morning in bongland
sort your life out lad

>>75392219
It's 6 you faggot

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>>75392219
>thinks his life is sorted because he's providing mr.goldtsein with a 5th bmw

>>75392231
who cares, the point is that you are pathetic enough to stay up this late to spam your narrative

reminder that the delhi daredevils will win the ipl this year and that i'm the only one itt who isn't a complete spastic

>>75392191
tall poppy syndrome
cultural cringe
abos & the dreamtime
bogans
australian impressionism
the """anzac legend"""
the """larrikins"""
bushranger folklore
tasmanian gothic literature
alcoholism
anti-intellectualism
anti-authoritarianism
egalitarianism
>>75392191

>>75392359
really scraping that barrel lad. think you just admit defeat and take our culture for your own

>>75392385
you are mentally ill

>>75392394
mental illness is a myth

/cric/ has been dogshit recently

can't wait for the Champion's Trophy to fix things

>>75392490
why does that tournament still exist

>>75392501
$$$

it's the last one

remember when west indies won in the final against england in the CT literally years ago in a nail biter, when i was too young to know any better about jamodis and how shit they are

since then i literally have not even a tidbit of a single champions trophy match in my head

>>75391991
Actual good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

/cric/ approved song

>>75393155
kek no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArim1lFXPM

>>75393457
Ponting has a handicap of 2 or something ridiculous

Warne is apparently quite good too

>The full field and their handicaps: Ponting plus 1, Astle and Wilson off 4, Swann off 6, Lara and Richardson off 8, Fleming and Sir Ian off 9, Sir Vivian off 10, with Warne the high marker off 12.

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too much and that's an issue
But I'm OK
Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them
Again

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https://youtu.be/EPMvVKRmJqc?t=6m29s

>>75393626
O'Keefe is literally worse at golf than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops

/cric/ approved tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryuiydSOCI

/cric/ approved tune

>>75393769
'no'

reminder true /cric/ patricians don't use woods and tee off with a 2 iron or a hybrid

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>>75393889
>2 iron

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/sports/highlights-of-shane-warnes-career-are-now-being-used-to-treat-erectile-dysfunction/

>>75393891
Woods are a meme sold to you by the golf jew

>>75393968
More laughing at the fact that you use a 2 anything mate.

gary young leaving the band completely JUSTed pavement, its clear when you listen to how superior water domestic ep is to CRCR. i mean the first 3 tracks of CRCR are great but it contains shitty mainstream bait like range life and cut your hair and it's recorded with far too much gloss, in an alternate universe with gary young still in the band, and going by how great the songs on watery domestic ep are, pavement's 2nd album would definitely have been the greatest album of all time. i mean, wowee zowee is great but it's just kind of making the best of the mistake that came before it in CRCR, you know (pavement even admit on the slow century docu they shitted up their music to accommodate the new normie drummer)

>>75394041
cut your hair was ironically mainstream m8

>>75394055
well i don't think i said anything to the contrary m8, didnt say it wasnt successful mainstream bait did i

idk i just fucking hate CRCR so much, i can forgive everything else after that because it was just stoned malkmus songwriting genius, he saved a sinking ship. but CRCR was a mistake

misread your post but know it wasn't, they literally tried to go real big with CRCR

>>75394131
listen to the lyrics, it's making fun of people who make songs to try to get big and become professional musicians

really can't enjoy the new Mount Eerie album

I think theres an exciting prospect for women with low libido watching McGrath hitting the spot with every thrust ball after ball with perfe t timing and rhythm

>>75394147
they literally admit they wanted to get big like nirvana from that album, doesnt matter what the lyrics were you cant take anything malkmus does at face value anyway, then afterwards they gave up that pipedream and got stoned for the next few years and recorded wowee zowee, which was like a gary young album without him in the band if you know what i mean, as they went back to their roots just with a bland drummer

CRCR literally represents a real identity crisis in their timeline and anyone who says it's their favourite pavement is a humungous plebian

just got a phone call from an indian guy working for microsoft who wanted to talk about my computer

>>75392359
>anzac legend
>Australia & New Zealand Army Corps

Firstly you get less letters in the acronym and then you go and name a fucking biscuit after it

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>actually literally unironically having a job

>>75393889
As if anyone in /cric/ has the capacity to play such a demanding game

>subhuman coloured

KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75394425
got that once too

I use a mac

can't fucking wait for this test to start

http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/content/story/1093583.html
lmoa

>>75394921
there is literally nothing wrong with being a coloured bloke

Tahs or Kings lads?

>>75395004
literally no further interest in this sport thanks to the ARU

How does it feel being cucked by South Africa YET AGAIN at home lads?

First it was at the cricket where we btfo'd you into submission and restructure, now Jordy Smith wins the Bells Open.

How will Australians ever recover?

literally no idea what the fuck this post is about and I have no interest in finding out

>>75395023
Good post.

Rugby.

is

>>75395148
Outstanding post, best in /cric/

Do you illiterate fucks ever post without using the buzzword "literally"?

>>75395148
Great post.

Is Dean Mumm related to Dean's mum?

>>75395136
>>75395156
>>75395159
>>75395182
autism

>it's a subhuman coloured begs his /rug/ friends to protect him so he can post on /cric/ without getting bullied the fuck out over his disgusting nigger genes episode

yawn

Reminder that $BW fucked Australian posterboy David Cuckner's wife in the bathroom stall of a hotel.

kek

yawn

*is obsessed with sexual intercourse involving white women*

*is HIV positive*

*pretends to not want to be a white australian while despising their life spent in a literal mud hut and their disgusting nigger genetics*

*begs for money, jobs and relevancy from big strong Victorians

>>75395196
I don't give a damn about him, just feel like posting in /cric/ a bit. Caught some of a replay of the DD v KIXP game, that league is a fucking meme. Amla was so out of place.

*desperately attempts to engage in state v state banter*

*fails due to nigger intellect*

>>75395276
much prefer watching guys like Amla and Williamson play T20s to memesters like Maxwell.

>>75395233
>>75395262
>>75395271
How can you get so triggered by a little flag? Really blows my mind.

I went to Melbourne last summer

Didn't see a single white guy

>>75395300
When the Proteas destroyed the Australian Cricket Union I mercilessly posted here because Australians are terrible sports be it in victory or defeat. I triggered his aspie spasms so thoroughly that he had to create a narrative for my life despite the other Saffa poster her confirming a bit of my details.

It's fucking hilarious the extent that these NEET's will go to fell good about themselves lol

>>75395298
Watching him bat alongside Maxwell was bizarre. They were both rotating the strike a fair bit, but all of Maxwell's singles came off of miss-hits, showed an absolutely staggering difference in their relative levels of skill.

Seeing McClenaghan get destroyed was good though, never liked the guy.

>>75395337
Hmm feel like none of these events happened

did it happen

did it nooot?

>>75395363
Well you can believe what you want to lad, it's your life not mine. I am not wasting my time trying to authenticate myself on the poopaddle subreddit of Vietnamese straw-weaving forum.

>>75395342
That's one of my big problems with T20s these days, it's either wallops or edges. It's refreshing to see guys like Amla go out and just play proper cricket shots with a bit of intent.
It was alright when it started off and was just a bit of a laugh, but it's just gotten numbing at this point.

I still think ODIs could strike a happy balance between the other two formats, but they really need to overhaul the rules and fixtures.

Really hate seeing frauds like Lynn make millions because they can hit a pie back over the bowler's head.

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>follows county for a year
>starts writing short essays on sweeping changes and complete structural overhauls that he'd make to the county system

>>75395523

Truly the brain cricket administration needs right now.

>>75395523
his mum is defo a closet carpet licker

>>75395652
pretty sure danny said his dad was an alcoholic gambler that fucked off when he was at an early age and then died just after the earthquake, so yeah it's plausible he drove her to lesbianism.

Easy to forget how fucking good Ponting was with how his career ended. Makes Smith look like fucking Mitch Marsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRjmExu_yu4
Remember watching this

going back to the '''''''doctors'''''''''' in a min, literally what is the fucking point, all they're going to do is talk down to me and make me feel like a stupid hypochondriac prick, might just do a trial by death, if i'm still alive in 6 months i never had cancer

>>75395938
ponting is LITERALLY the perfect number 3 bat, incredible technique, incredible hand eye coordination, and brought the attack to the opposition, would defo pick him over dravid, it took a seriously good ball to get that guy out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klqLd8VXNw0

>>75396051
>tfw no GOAT interchangeable Ponting at 3 and Kallis at 4 combination

>>75396104
nah kallis was an elite all-rounder but his technique couldnt hold up in an elite world gun all-time xi at 4, i'd have have him at 6 under lara and shiv

Reminder Matt Renshaw is literally a conspiracy theorist and thinks Bradman was fiction

>>75396203
>but his technique couldnt hold up in an elite world gun all-time
>mentions shiv after that
come on, i love shiv as much as the next guy but that's fucking stupid

>>75396253
"technique" isn't how much you look like Shaun Marsh, it's how effective your style is at scoring runs and not getting yourself out. Smith literally has a borderline flawless technique, despite looking like a spastic at the crease. Shiv was similar.

>>75396253
shiv's technique looked like shit at the crease but that guy was as solid as my cock after looking at pregnancy porn, literally that guy is is the most immovable bat of all time

>>75396282
>Smith literally has a borderline flawless technique
Its riddled with flaws

Ever seen him play on a greentop? He cant play the ball outside off properly with his meme grip

>>75396309
yeah I remember him averaging 131 in New Zealand and 56 in the last Ashes

>>75396364
>in New Zealand
this is like bragging about him bullying Tasmania in the Shield

> last Ashes
now exclude Poords and the Pooval highways

I remember Smith having a problem in the Ashes where he wasn't knowing where his off stump was since his meme shuffle was inconsistent, but that was corrected by the 5th test.

He is literally only going to get out if he makes a mistake.

>>75396385
>sample size of 3
really telling mate

>>75396413
t. Michael Cuck

>>75396413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HX9b-igX0c

his dismissal here is the only proven way so far to get him out, just swing it away outside his off-stump. i used to think he couldnt play swing but after witnessing how elite he is generally i doubt that now

range life and cut your hair suck. i love gold soundz but those two songs are just really bland and trying so hard to be catchy, malkmus really thought he had nailed it with those songs but he hadn't. and none of their songs sound like nirvana but pavement literally admit they tried to go big like nirvana with CRCR
all i'm saying is CRCR was a mistake, and wowee zowee made the best of that mistake that had been before, wowee zowee was like a gary young album without him in the band if you know what i mean, just with a bland drummer. CRCR just represents a real identity crisis in their timeline imo, if you get what i mean

>>75396573
I maintain Cut Your Hair was a joke

>>75396621
maybe it was a win-win for mr too school for malkmus and he called it a joke afterwards, but it literally wasn't and they tried really hard there, it was post-ironic if anything. sad!

>>75396706
it was definitely a joke and was crafted from ground up with that in mind

i fucking hate CRCR so much

>>75396750
'no'

you simply don't know enough about pavement, if you did you would know that simply isnt the case

>>75396779
>Advertising looks and chops a must
>No big hair!
>Songs mean a lot
>When songs are bought
>And so are you
>Bitch, rant down to the practice room
>Attention and fame so
>Career, career, career

>Being in a band at that time in New York, looking through the Village Voice with a gajillion bands playing every night, or knowing that the CMJ music conference was coming, it was about Pavement being bemused by — or afraid of — committing to wanting that.

>>75396805
reminder stephen malkmus is from California where all the douchebags live and is literally under 11 layers of irony, literally none of that proves cut your hair wasnt meant to be a hit, he admits it was

>>75396818
north california m8

reminder that music is literally the lowest form of art

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>tfw in islam even women can bowl well

>>75396868
perfect 15 degrees

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>>75396868
Kashmir is a sleeping giant of cricket

>>75396824
TWO STATES

>>75396873
t. glenn mcgrath

Just made my first century consisting of only singles in DB17

>>75396873
t. Saeed Ajmal

>>75397019
reminder saeed ajmal literally wasn't a chucker and his action merely deteriorated as he got older

>>75396994
Is it worth getting?

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>>75397135
It's 15 but better. Lots of customisation to satisfy my autism

It's a bit sluggish on PC, but I think they've improved that with patches.

>>75397128
Nice revisionism

I remember during his peak in 2011 I was watching ABC News and even they were putting up clips of him clearly showing his ridiculous flex and the extent of his cheating

>>75397149
implying flex equates to straightening

living up to your brainlet flag right now mr.sore loser, i bet you think murali was a chucker too just like fat darrell hair

When I was in year 5 we got to do speeches on any topic we wanted and one kid got up and went on a 20 minute rant about how Murali was a chucker and why Warne was the better bowler

Those M&M characters have a sexual quality about them

Think it might be those sultry looks

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They knew what they were doing when designing them

Reminder that Simon Jones was elite.

>>75397278
~85mph
>only swings it one way (into the right hander)
literally a poor man's shane bond

>>75397168
Murali wasnt a chucker according to the rules

Ajmal always was

>>75397326
nah murali definitely chucked

i guess indians have low standards in terms of fast bowlers though. sad!

>>75397333
t.brainlet

>>75397353
t. Arjuna Ranatunga

>>75397326
Rules were relaxed because of Murli.

>>75397364
lol fucking ausgods so sharp

>>75397135
Definitely, as >>75397148 mentions the customisation is great, but I recommend long form matches if, T20 is pretty dull

Austin Waugh is going to be so fucking good

Really think he'll captain Australia in the future

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greatest australian

reminder the dark third is the bognadov bro's music of choice

Fuck the West Indies are shit

A M I R
M
I
R

wait literally who the fuck is Mohammad Abbas, is he elite?

look what's in full swing lads, the ol amir show

>>75399199
>>75399149
>vs West Indies

>>75399205
t. mitchell starc

>>75399218
No, that's not me.

>>75397386
because of technology used to test murali

>>75397317
nah he was elite lad, faster than that and could swing it both ways

>>75397386
they were relaxed for glenn bent elbow mcgrath m8, this is literally a fact

>>75399255
think you're talking to yourself right now mate

>>75397386
murali didn't chuck though, he couldn't straighten his arm due to inferior sri lankan genetics and had to throw over his elbow. in fact i'm shocked he didn't snap his shit up doing it desu
>>75399264
>there's only one brit in /cric/

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absolutely unforgivable flex there, looks about 10 degrees and that's just unacceptable

>>75399255
idk he could barely swing it out, i don't really like the look of his action anyway, maybe that's he was so injury prone

>>75399264
'no'

>>75399284
thats literally 30 degrees

his bouncer was even more of a horrorshow b a k a

>>75399293
he was always a 1st or 2nd change bowler at test level so he had to work on getting reverse rather than conventional swing, and he was accurate and bowled in the late 80mphs he was a solid strike bowler when fit

West Indies and Zimbabwe should just give up

Give their test status and money to Ireland and Afghanistan

>>75399324
do you think hazlewood is better than stuart clark?

>>75399341
>implying west indies arent going to win the series

vishual singh on expert elite watch

>>75399343
hard to say

I think he will definitely be in three years

fucking wahab riaz hate that goof, so fucking shit, such a div bowler

imagine if you gave wahab riaz mohammad asif's brain though

based amir 5 wicket haul incoming

first of many ;)

still definitely the best asian fast bowler, i literally unironically still think he will have a prolific career

CAN'T MACE THE CHASE

CAN'T COSTEN THE ROSTON

if this had been a pavement song, what pavement album do you think it would have been on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-GqgN00Kr0

interested to here your thoughts

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UT6X6KxHT2

based barbadians, the country that will be the nucleus of the great west indies revival

wi indies are obviously winning this series

test cricket? more like test crickshit

>>75402701
t. eoin morgan

>>75397386
And according to those same relaxed rules, Ajmal still chuckec

>>75399341
such a fucking pleb post this ireland will never be better than west indies in cricket ever

>26 IPs

>posts in a cricket thread
>doesnt watch a cricket
>is a pure bread white brazilian
autism

I once clean bowled Pat Cummins

I should be in the Australian cricket team 4bh

>>75403573
tell me more. where? was it an inswinger?

having a jam lads

>>75403614
Sydney grade cricket (he played for Penrif, lmoa). Cutter.

>>75360269
>master at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ2tSt9_C7g

i bet italy would produce a great slow left armer or two

can i really trust my judgement? i think i have cancer, feel sure i do in fact, but can i really trust myself on this? have i ever been trusthwrothy? i just don't know anynore

>>75408778
1. Ask for cancer
2. Believe you have cancer
3. Receive cancer

WI win is literally great for a bet right now, nearly 300 up first hit, no way can i see WI losing. screencap this post

How long do you think it would take for me to make my money back if I got a sex change and went over to India to be a cheerleader in the IPL? Surely there can't be many white women over there for them to choose from.

>>75409677
based fucking daniel

>>75409623
really want them to win the series but I'm also aware of the fact that they won't

just put my life savings on WI

>>75409707
I'm serious. It can't be that hard of a job, you get to watch the cricket.

Only problem would be how disgusting Indian men are. Might get some thick WI dick though.