Heem heem addition

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cub swanson vs artem lobov

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Bump limit bless

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triggered weidwoman fanboys on suicide watch

Can someone post Namajunas' lethal headkick?

>>75359678
Fatare fatboy detected

>>75359678
Roidmero kneed his smile and optimism off his face, along with his eye an inch lower

Spain having heart attack edition

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Rose Namajunas is my favorite female fighter. Who is yours?

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>>75359758
based lith triggering asspain into an autistic fit of epic proportions

>>75359744
Romero is toptier boy

>>75359744
>Roidmero
Tainted supplements, bro. Bisping's family witnessing their patriarch murdered by a vaguely-humanoid Cuban when?

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Will Bisroid get koscheck'd?

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Daily Reminder that André Fialho is your next two division champ.

Eugene or Schaub?

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>>75359717
>f-fatare
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>75359814
Gabriel Gonzaga's son coming to punish HW division for what was done to his father

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>>75359824
Not even close.

>>75359851
https://streamable.com/wuqd

Sorry what did you say?

>>75359872
Wouldeat

>>75359872
Never

>>75359758
>>75359767
did you tap?

>>75359758
>>75359952

>>75359868
How can you be sure you're not just clouded by the mist though?

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BADADOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH

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>>75360003

>>75359806
After he fights GSP, then Whittaker, then Moose, and considers retiring

>>75360017
Epic response time

who is literally your most hated fighter of all time

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Biweekly reminder that I would heem every here

>>75359952
>>75359974
No

>>75359826
Fatare got knocked out lol

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Jimi Manuwa is my latest low-key boy

>>75360045
Bisbong

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I hope the UFC makes this fight.

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reminder

>>75360078
You're super late on that boy train. Gonna have to revoke your application for boy status.

>>75360046
Come at me big boy, I was a brown belt in karate when I was 9, then quit because I had surpassed my sensei.
USSS

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>>75360100

I'm thankful for the cheese

i hope the ufc makes a 2d fighting game and professional 2d ufc players get paid more than ufc champions

>>75360138
Alright mate catch yas later

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Just a lil heeminder of who the WW GOAT is in case you forgot.

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>>75360100
>WMMA autists

>Fighters caught taking bribes

>UFC on FOX 24 has one of the worst overall ratings so far in the series.

>USADA

>Reebok

Is it over?

What's next for McGregor?

>>75360178
>if i keep saying it it'll finally come true

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>>75360168
reminder how he won it, if y'all forgot that is

>>75360100
>>75360133
How many "punches" did she get hit with in that fight?

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Bisbong, Tyrone, and McPotato in that order

>>75360203
Le blood orc xD

>>75360100
babushkas are indestructible from generations of being abused by drunk husbands

>>75360178
Makes you wonder why the South Korea story isn't on the front page of r/mma

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/diego-sanchez/diego-sanchez-believes-medical-marijuana-nearly-caused-death/

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>>75360217
>Tyrone
they still mad

>>75359483
Post your ones for Saturday? Also Cody or TJ lad?.

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>>75360203
>>75360168
>>75360078
>tfw best racebaiter here

>>75360242
based bloodyelbow
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/

>>75360257
>Posting about Jimi Manuwa is race-baiting

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>Watching promo for Swanson-Lobov
>Joe talks about Cub
>He's a monster
>He's a killer
>He's a beast
>Joe talks about Artem
>He trains with McGregor

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>>75360206
>>75360241
joanna poopion got her ass kicked

>>75360281
>Artem's highlights are Conor winning the belt

>>75360281
Dey all doubted me
Doubt my punching bag now

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>>75360281
post yfw dee's baby comes out looking like artem

Lilth is nice dude and winning jiu jitsu tournaments and all you can do is attack him for his height. Sad

Shows who has the real insecurities.

>>75360324
kys

>>75360324
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he's getting cucked by kavanagh

>>75360325
This.

Spainsperg truly is the biggest pussy on /heem/

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>>75360325
>agelet and a manlet

Codyfan pls

>>75360324
Conor has his own harem so I doubt he cares.

>>75360365
6'5 150 pounds

>>75360365
Could he beat wonderboy?

>>75360381
Lightweight debut when?

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>>75360381
>6'5 150 pounds

>>75360325
based codyfan

>>75360399
>>75360400
I cut to Bantamweight

>>75360485
Post that stack of dimes neck with timestamp

>>75360485
STICC

>>75360381
You should fight muay thai, be one of those skellies who just teeps all day

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>>75360485
Roop 2.0

I wish you the best of luck

>>75360206
fightmetric says joanna landed 63 head strikes

>>75360519
hi vince

You guys sure are bad at realising when someones joking.

>>75360566
Post neck with timestamp laddy

rory is the true welterweight GOAT

you'll all see soon enough

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Thoughts on President Dana White?

the turbosperg is becoming my favourite one I think

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>>75360767

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>>75360807
Which one is he ? Turbosperg ain't exactly descriptive

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Yoel should fight someone
Luke, Moose, Whittaker are free

Can't wait until december to see Yoel fight.

>>75360091
should main event the night TUF finale

>>75360566
post jaw with timestamp

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>>75360921
>Yoel's "keep busy fight" ends like Jacare's

>>75360921
>tfw Whittaker heems Yoel

Is he a secret USADA agent going after people who they couldn't catch on tests?

>>75360921
Bisroid said he'll fight him 6 weeks after fighting Gayasspee so maybe he should wait around for that.

>>75360866
Joanna is a fucking phony.

how much longer until he gets cut lads?

>>75361017
>believing his lies

shiggy diggy

>>75360983
whats this bullshit overrating of this guy? pump the breaks son

>>75361037
You hate phonies huh ?
Catcher in the Rye is your favorite book ?
Are you gonna shoot Joanna from book depository when she'll be in Dallas ?

>>75361079
brakes!!!

>>75361079
He could knock Yoel out, its possible. I'm not saying he will but its a distinct possibility if they ever fight.

>>75360734
No, weirdo

>>75360965
Tfw don't have codys jawline
Lifes not fair

>>75361056
I don't believe Bisroid's lies. Same way he got exposed as a juicer by his own teammates, he'll get exposed by the first decent fighter he meets.

>>75361116
that will never happen, yoel will destroy him

>>75361017

Bisbong is full of shit, if he beats GSP he'll say he can't fight Yoel cause of his medical suspension and then he'll call out Nick Diaz and frantically push for that fight, and then when WME actually makes it he'll claim that he was pushing for Yoel but he never turns down a fight and he was offered Nick first

Mark my words buddeh

>>75361087
wrong assassin stupid

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>>75361129
>t-t-this is the end of the Bisping title reign!!!

https://youtu.be/_nSxO8ZMJcg

>you now realize jacare was on steroids

>>75361171
That meme doesn't even work for Bisroid cause he has only defended once and it was against a 46 year old guy with a right hand.

For the record, I think he'll squeak by GSP and then he'll try to fight Silva, Vitor or Nick.

Reminder that Dominick Snooze got WHOOPED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think Nick will ever fight again

turby is unreal lol

>>75361171
>fight 50 year old with one weapon
>already fought him before so know what to avoid
>get hit by said weapon twice and almost cucked in your hometown
maybe if he fights a non-dinosaur, he'd get eaten alive by mousasi/romero

>>75361184
Im honestly surprised he lost to poopaker, what a roiding embarrassment he is

>>75361151
Sorry I'm not American, my knowledge on getting shot is limited

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>>75361213
>Romero won the popular vote!!!! He's fucking champ

>>75361079

Well, he did just run through the same guy that Yoel barely squeaked by

I think Yoel is getting overrated at least as much as Whittaker, just because he KO'd a deleted Weidman doesn't mean that he's invincible. I think Rockhold, Moose and yes, maybe Whittaker could give him trouble. Even Bisping might be able to beat him if he can keep his distance and turn it into a cardio contest.

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>>75361227
GAOOOSHH

Career as fighter forgot
I'm a commentator now

>>75361268
Lol this is what Bisroid looked like after facing a 50 year old man >>75359810

>>75361278
Whittaker would knock Yoel the fuck out

>>75361278
yoel was kicking his ass before he gassed, and roidare is NOT the same fighter.

>>75361250
He'd heem Roidmero after making his windmilling ass gas out

Mousasi is Bisping's biggest test right now

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>>75361295

>>75361283
Cerrone also got WHOOPED and SLEPT

LMAO

>>75361257
Yeah that or you're just a dumb pollack

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>>75361323

Dominick Pooze got EMBARRASSED by based Cody. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Never seen anyone get CLOWNED in the octagon like that. Cody was literally break dancing and doing push ups in there.

this is now a /roganwatch/ thread

can today's podcast top last night's stupidity?

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>>75361337
You get so many presidents shot it's hard to remember who shot who

>>75361375
king cody destroyed that dork

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>rumble was a welterweight
>forever poked
>forever cucked

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>>75361295
Lol this is what BisGOD looks like right now and will look like after Gay Shit Poo, Poomero, Shittaker, Poosasi, Poopare, Hendo in the trilogy and whoever gets bandwagoned next by the buttsore dork losers

>>75361402
Completely HUMILIATED him and got him out of the p4p top 5 list.

>Le unorthodox footwork
He got BLOWN OUT hahahahahahahahahahaha

lmao these american posts

so fuckin unreal

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>>75361408
I love you all

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>I rank poominick pooze

Cody did all of us a yuge favor 2bh. Can't wait for TUF.

How many bings and bongs till TUF?

Why did Rumble REALLY quit?

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>>75361452
I SAID I LOVE YOU

which one of you revved him up this bad lol

>>75361462
Couldn't handle the superior ground skills. What a fucking embarrassment

Jared Gordon v Michel Quinones added to UFC 211

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-211-Update-Jared-Gordon-to-Face-Michel-Quinones-in-Dallas-on-May-13-120241

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>Tfw you never had to chase pussy in your life

Who else knows that feel?

>>75361329
So?

>>75361462
He is gonna beat Jared Goof into shape in LA, Rams are pissed about the king's ransom they paid for him and want a return of investment

Can any of you prove the earth is round?

>>75361517
So it was hilarious cause he's another awful meme fighter

>>75361408
who is this fighter?

>>75361503
lol impressive revving friend

i love it when he does that

i love it

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WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT

>Cruz won the popular vote

L M A O

>>75361541
No Cerrones not to bad, he fights a lot and his fights are entertaining. He seems like an alri lad as well. Unlike Snooze.

post the rose kick

>wonderboy won the popular vote!

>>75361609
Fair enough.

Poominick Snooze is dreadful to watch.

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Promotional poster for RIZIN in July. Holy fuck it's cool

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>>75361659
whis one is RENA?

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>>75361580
I WASN'T HURT I JUST HAD TO BOO BOO, DON'T CALL ME BOU'T FIGHTIN FOR 3 MONTHS, I'M DAMN TIRED FROM ALL THIS TRAINING AND ALL THE SEX I BEEN GETTIN

>>75361699
SWANGIN AND BANGIN

>>75361692
Middle one is. She wears that fang mouthgard. No fucking idea who the rest of them are

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>>75361692
this one

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>post yfw dee has a miscarriage

>>75361636
Snooze and Gay-vid Twatmur are the worst

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>Roidry Macdonald
>Poominick Pooze
>Conor McRoidor
>Daniel "Forever Jon's wife" Cormier
>Poonald Poorone

Imagine having this group of LOSERS as your boys.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75361715
SHIEEEET, HEART OF DA CHAMPION


man half of HW division is boy worthy

>>75361699

I BEEN CAUSIN' PROBLEMS AT HOME CAUSE O' FIGHTIN, ALWAYS BEAST MODE, DONT WANNA DO ANY OF THAT NO MORE FOR 3 MONTHS

>>75361791
buddy these are long term symptoms, not short

>The biggest spergs on /heem/ are now a tag team

Yikes!

post the rose kick of michelle webm

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Michael Bisping: Robert Whittaker deserves next UFC title shot, not ‘scumbag’ Yoel Romero

>http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/19/15355552/michael-bisping-robert-whittaker-deserves-next-ufc-title-shot-not-scumbag-yoel-romero-mma

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>Mfw I triggered the sperg into a mental breakdown by reminding him of UFC 207

>>75361837
subpar american post

might want to skim the thread for some ideas

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>>75360281
could someone please shoop pic related onto the DAMN cover?

>>75361882
>Responds unprovoked
Yikes do you consider yourself one of the biggest spergs on /heem/ lil guy?

tferg is the only acceptable boy

if anyone else is your boy then just litterally LOL

>>75361897
again you can do better

this was a weak ass american post

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Can't wait for TUF

He's literally CRYING real tears cause Poominick Pooze got humiliated by Cody.

Lol joe rogan sperging out on another guest again.

Reminder that there only losers in internet fights.

>>75361916
>Tfw the biggest spergs on /heem/ are now a tag team

>>75361914
my boys are jason knight, juan torres and derrick lewis

>>75361850
makes it really hard to like "Michael Muh 6 week turnaround Bisping"

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>>75361914
Have fun with your weighcut

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SOBBING

>>75361987
based cucuy has never even come close to missing weight, he's a fitness freak

Someone help me with this article:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/19/15361612/dana-white-estimates-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-purse-amounts

In what context did Conor tweet ''Thank you for the cheese.'' ? Last time he did it he was ''retiring''.

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>>75361850
Mfw Bisping forces UFC to give him Whittaker instead of Romero

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;_;

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>Mfw a dancer got utterly embarrassed by a real fighter.

>>75362148
Why does maddox maple look like elmur fudd?

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>>75361841

>>75361955
Nuance is lost on joe.

>"Some of the greatest minds in history were pedophiles."

>>75362207
thanks

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>>75359624

Upcoming events:

4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75343528

News:

>Ramsey Nijem on TUF 25 spot, UFC return
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ramsey-nijem-puts-aside-hard-feelings-for-another-ufc-shot-on-tuf-25-redemption

>Blaydes vs Omielanczuk set for UFC 213
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/curtis-blaydes-vs-daniel-omielanczuk-heavyweight-bout-teed-up-for-ufc-213-in-las-vegas

>WSOF to become PFL, adopt seasons and playoff tournaments
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/wsof-goes-back-to-the-future-rebrands-as-professional-fighters-league

>>75362274
THANK YOU sOP

>>75362262
Who are you quoting?

>>75362274
where were you nerdpad?

UFC 214 July 29th

Manuwa vs Cormier
De randamie vs Cyborg

>>75362314
He's still recovering from the fact Yoel beat jacare

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just watching a bit of MMA arm wrestling lads

https://youtu.be/DuNuEuW_jp8?t=4m24s

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>>75362274
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

>>75362315
Rogan from about 5 minutes ago

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it's funny to see all these minor autists battling for the title of the general's dominant sperg now that i've vacated my title

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>Tfw you trigger a sperg to the point it thinks about you all the time

Truly honored spergy. At least charge me rent.

>>75362380
That filename always brings a smile to my face

>>75362274
Fucking zero

>>75362377
lol, we really gave the japanese gameshows a run for their money right there

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>Claims Poominick Pooze isn't his boy
>Starts CRYING and SOBBING when I post about Cody embarrassing him

All revved up lmao

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Is he, I dare say, our boy?

just letting you spergs know that if my general hasn't cleaned up by the time TUF airs i'm going to heem all you little dorks

>>75362516
>Post about Cody cause TUF is coming up
>Accidentally trigger the sperg into a fit of rage

What can you do when someone looks upto you this much?

i wish that turby was on every time i popped in

>>75359678

I don't see a diff?

>>75362548
>every time i popped in
You're literally on here 24/7 lmao

You spend more time with /heem/ than your wife and daughter you loser

>>75362333
wew

They made literally the only fight that makes sense at WFW and I guess Jones is still MIA. It all seems kind of odd.

whittaker is my favourite kiwi

>>75362433
the best part is that, because i literally inspired you, im kind of your hero lmaooo

>>75362333
>>75362582

not confirmed yet, I think it will be DC/Jones since Dana said he is willing to give Jones a title shot at UFC 214

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>>75362591
i miss the god old days when it was just me constantly BTFOing you at being the OP and Spain sperging out on occasion
Now this general is practically unusable and composed primarily of obnoxious teenage shitposters

woodleys next 3 fights

>nick diaz
>GSP
>conor

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>>75362274
>4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
>4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
>4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
>4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov


C O M F Y

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>>75362650
good

Today in my philosophy class my professor asked how we knew the earth was round.

Nobody could provide a answer beside
>muh pictures
>muh scientists


Checkm8 round earthers.

>>75362575
lmao you are obsessed with me bud its amazing

>*glances around thread*
>no canucks

>That evil Adan must be proxying again! I just know he's here, I can FEEL it!!

>>75361943
>>75362009
I don't see who you're talking to?

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What's everyone eating and drinking in preparation of TUF?

I'm already drunk from asspain's tears.

Heem never recovered after Chris threw the meme kick.

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>>75362638
I can't imagine them not making DC/Jones, passing him over for Manuwa is fucking crazy.

I wonder if we'll see Cyborg/Anderson.

>>75362705
You spend more time on /heem/ than with your family.

Let that sink in for a moment LMAO.

>>75362650
you cant BTFO someone at being the OP lol and you know damn well why
i dont even have to say it

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The Professional Fighters League will feature a unique format, with fighters divided into seven weight classes competing throughout a regular season schedule, with winners advancing to a win-or-go-home playoff tournament. Each tournament winner will be crowned PFL champion for that weight class and will collect $1 million. An additional $3 million will be divided among other regular season and playoff competitors.

heeminder: khabib ducked el cucuy and will wait until every top 10 fighter is booked to start looking for a fight

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>>75362720

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>Vacuums aren't apart of his daily routine.

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>>75362465
got you senpai

lmao im the boogeyman

>>75362735
jones is going to fight a bum for his comeback fight like he did last time with ovince

Imagine actually arguing hours on end with someone about nothing

>>75362793
Delet

>>75362815
wrong nobody does that

>>75362802
lmao that roid beard

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>>75362818

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Don't even remember what I did to get him this obsessed.

Probably made fun of one of "his boys"

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>>75362783
he fell ill and was unable to fight
it's funny that people give him shit about pulling out of the fight when cucky was the one who pulled out of the second scheduled fight
khabib showed up and put on a great performance

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>>75362837
>roid beard
Rich is natty bro.

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Who is your favorite fighter under 6 feet tall?

>>75362890
i think the romero knockout was a more definitive deletion

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>these two losers arguing about literally nothing

>>75362887
>he has a favorite fighter under 6 feet

>>75362860
he looked noticeably less athletic in that performance
it's a shame he's past his prime

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>>75362890
Fresh off the press, just for you.

>>75362735
Anderson needs to come over to UFC first, when she does its just a matter of time IMO

>>75362810
He only fought OSP because DC pulled out

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>>75362860
Stop posting this pull-out merchant who fights once a year.

Pic related, another pull-out merchant who got embarrassed at UFC 207.

>>75362930
They will proudly tell their grandchildren about these battles. Nobody wants to die wishing they spent more time sperging out on 4chan.

>>75362930
Post your ugly calendars again bud

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Can the calendar guy mark May 23rd it's Paige's brother's prison release date?

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Incoming paragraph.

>>75363012
also add some background sparkles to it please lmao

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>the state of this thread

>>75363012
How a serial child molester got only 5 years is beyond me

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>>75362951
you should stop spending so much time on /heem/, my lad
going back and forth with spergs on here is no substitute for actual social interaction
browse other boards, do other things, go out and talk to people, and stop putting things off

>>75363035
LOL saved

>>75363035
i guess the OP just wasnt quite good enough eh bud?


lmaoooo

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>1,2,3,4,5 Cruz

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>>75363061
at the very least, the mods should ban these autists for shitting the thread up

>>75363061
This coming from the sperg who is obsessed with being the OP and has like 1000 webms? LMAO

I have NEVER lost an argument

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>>75363090
was and had
i'm speaking from personal experience

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>>75363084
>>75363061
>having a conversation with yourself

So when's TUF

I've never watched TUF before.
Should be good though because it's my two favourite fighters as coaches. I'm sad they have to fight though.

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post fighters literally no one gives a shit about

>>75363140
Was just about to post this. Dude has some serious problems.

>>75363141
two hours

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>>75363148

>>75362780
...huh. It's kind of an open secret that WSOF was an unofficial branch of the UFC, the original founder was a longtime business partner of the Fertittas. I think it went through some bizarre bankruptcy/buyout deal recently, not really sure who's pulling the strings anymore. If it's still under UFC control they must be getting serious about killing Bellator. They did just enter the PPV market in a big way.

>>75363130
so looking back you realize that i was right basically

>>75363140
Seriously

>>75363130
>was and had

Kek

KEK

>>75363166
thanks

>>75363187
You're here more than anyone dude

The final numbers for UFC on FOX 24: Johnson vs. Reis are in.

The final number barely beat out the Aug. 27 show headlined by Demian Maia vs. Carlos Condit for the least-watched FOX prime time show in the five-and-a-half year history of the relationship.

The post-fight show on FS 1 did 125,000 viewers.

>>75362853
>Herb: If he dies, he dies

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>Brock Lesnar has two, TWO, more title defenses than McGoober

>all the deleted spainsperg posts
give it a rest

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>tfw GOAT OP

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What's /heem/'s favorite drink?

>>75363314
Anti-boys' fans tears.

I've been in many streetfights and let me tell you this, there is no rules in a streetfight, there is no range in a streetfight, there is no cage in a streetfight, there is no ref, there is no gloves, there is no weigh-in.

If you think a 5'9" will beat a man who might be potentially 240lbs and 6'3", in a chaotic streetfight 10/10 times, you're a fool.

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>>75363314
Carbonated water

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>>75363304

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>>75363296
Means he got banned LMAO

>>75363345
Being competent with firearms is the most effective martial art.

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>>75363304

>>75363344
Who are your antiboys

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>>75363304
I sentence you to a simulated death

>>75363376
Hunt

why were joe and eddie being mean to each other over the shape of the earth?

>>75363404
Because they're both fucking idiots

>>75363404
Imagine one of your friends that you've known for decades started sincerely trying to tell you the earth was flat every time you hung out.

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Spainsperg ITCHING to respond but the based mod had to step in and save him after I embarrassed, clowned, whooped and ultimately HEEM'd him, now I can watch TUF in peace.

Thank you based mod for cleaning up /heem/

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>>75361896
here you go :^)

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Find a flaw

what ever happened to cain? i bet he's been chuggin bud heavies and parking half restored el caminos in his front yard