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battle of the good guys is coming up
post predictions and memes and shit
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Dortmund are psychologically destroyed
Monaco easily wins 3-0
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>>75349456
>Dortmund are psychologically destroyed
They did alright at the weekend. And have Reus back.
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>>75349467
But they have to start Ginter now so that's it for them
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>>75349467
>they did alright at the weekend
monaco is not frankfurt though m8
i'll give them the benefit of the doubt though and say monaco wins 2-1 worst case scenario
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>>75349482
They could start Bender, though I doubt that would end much better.
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>>75349373
Dortmund has to score three. It's gonna be tough but I say 3:0 for Dortmund.
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>>75349523
Bender might be injured again. He had to be substituted at the weekend because his muscles were cramping up or something.
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I hope either of these win the CL
If Real or Barca win it, I will puke
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>>75349373
you mean oligarch crap vs good guys? hoping for BVB but they are gonna get refballed by JEWEFA
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>>75349373
Dortmund will play all out attack as it doesn't really matter if they concede a goal while at it. They need goals, and a game with many goals and tic for tac kind of play favours them.
I say 2-2 though. Dortmund is killed.
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BVB: Bürki, Sahin, Reus, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Weigl, Durm.
1-Subasic
25-Glik
5-Jemerson
38-Touré
23-Mendy
14-Bakayoko
8-Moutinho
27-Lemar
10-Silva
29-Mbappé
9-Falcao
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>Dortmund kept on their bus by police for 20 minutes
What the fuck is going on. I wonder if someone called in another bomb threat.
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>>75352936
they won't stop until pulisic is dead
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>>75349373
Are you ready, Borussia?
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>>75353005
INDEED
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>>75349467
>and have Reus back
People are still rating this shitter?
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CAN I GET SOME HYPE IN HERE
COME ON GUYS
Yeah yeah barca juve, we already know barca will get refballed through.
But this right here is the battle of the GOOD guys. The underdogs.
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>Dortmund bus refused to leave hotel
Does the betting mafia have to find a good spot to plant some bombs or what?
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moshi moshi, I'd like to order a 2-1 for Monaco pls
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>pulisic on the bench
When THE FUCK will Tuchel learn?
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Pulisic not starting.
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no pulisic in starting lineup.
dude changed the game when he came on, guess they are hoping for the same thing this week.
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>>75353059
He has learned. Pulisic plays best off the bench.
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>>75353071
But watch him play dumbele instead
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>>75353063
pulisic has been offered as a hostage to isis in exchange for allowing the bus to pass
rip
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>>75353063
>pulisic sent on after 1 second of play
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>>75353059
>>75353060
>>75353063
Stop overrating the croatian kid. Durm is better defensively and Reus will style on the frogs alone. Same reason why Dembele is on the bench and hes way better than Pulisic.
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>>75350996
Ich liebe diese Pepes
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>>75353101
rip indeed.
football gods dont want a good american player.
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>>75353060
>>75353063
he's just a kid. stop hyping him
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Could a German tell me why being a shareholder is bad? Doesn't Bayern have a lot of customers too?
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>>75353135
There is literally nothing wrong with supporting Dortmund. In fact everyone loves them in Germany besides Schalke cucks
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>>75353135
>>>/bundes/
ask the autists
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>>75353135
It's just customers desperately trying to force a rivalry because they are so bored by the league.
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/r/ quality streams
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>>75353099
you mean the guy who actually scored in the first match?
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>>75353198
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>>75350996
*blocks your path*
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>5 mins delay due to police checks
Fooks sake
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UEFA hates German teams because our media constantly criticizes them for being corrupt.
Monaco got gifted an offside goal in the 1st leg and I think the ref will make it very hard for Dortmund to win today as well.
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>>75353198
soccerstreams.net
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>People on Twitter talking about a large explosion outside of the Stade Louis II
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>>75353221
stream of the match, smartass
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>>75353233
UEFA hates German teams because they don't have a huge international following and no money so they are useless to them. Though with Monaco I don't think it's much different, so that's no excuse today.
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Tonight will go down in history as the Miracle of Monaco
0 - 5
You'll see.
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>PulisGOD on the bench
Pack it up, Dirtmund. You had your chance and now you're fucked.
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>>75351011
>If Real or Barca win it, I will puke
they will win. payment already been made
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>>75353286
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hoping for a cheeky 2-0
fuck the far right lah, without allahu akbus we'd almost certainly have won the first leg 3-1 or something. cunts even bombed a club notorious for having a fringe /pol/-level fan minority.
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>>75353276
Bayern is the 5th most bandwaggoned team in the world m8
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>>75353256
thx, my serbian mate
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Just bet my wifes son college money on Monaco.
Dont fuck me.
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>bela rethy
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Bayern guy here who got absolutely ROBBED last night
Show Uefa what you can do, Dortmund. I believe in you.
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>>75353314
enjoy the match bro
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>Monaco playing YNWA for Dortmund
>new official fan friendship between BVB & Monaco fans announced before the match today
how nice :3
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>>75353311
They are usually profiting from refball too, but when it comes to them or Real, Real is way bigger. UEFA wants the Real-Barca narrative just like the Ronaldo-Messi narrative.
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>>75353348
That's cute.
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>Pulisic benched
Ffs this is just retarded. You need to score goals right off kickoff before Moneyco start scoring in the 2nd half.
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>>75353326
>bela REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEthy
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>>75353376
I don't have one either
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>>75349777
They go through at 0-2
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is dortmund doing a 3 at the back
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Monaco's going to win
t. knower
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Any people in this thread who live in Monaco?
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>>75353376
DRIVING THIS CAR
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>>75349777
checked
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>>75353396
I'm pretty sure he has one now. Or maybe it was one of those cases where he got it, then had it taken away from him.
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>>75353412
Yeah, Ginter, Sokratis and Piszczek at the back. Guerreiro LWB and Durm RWB.
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>>75353348
Muslim chimpouts create friendships :3
Srsly tho, Dortmund and Monaco could not possibly be any more different city-wise....
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>>75353412
i think so, piszczek has been playing at cb all season
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>>75353450
opposites attract each other
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Why are American ads so tacky, forced and lifeless? My stream is fox sports so I see american ads during commercial break and they're almost unwatchable. Literally just a couple of people saying "Buy this shit" into the camera. No charm to them at all.
>>75353450
It wasn't a Muslim chimpout, just a couple of retards who got out of their /pol/ containment zone, bombed a bus and forged poor evidence to link it to muslims (which, given the intelligence of /pol/, was really to be expected)
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I love Monaco's little stadium.
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>>75353491
>the half time show has been brought to you by P I Z Z A H U T
disgusting
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pulisic should've started
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>>75353527
TFTp
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>>75353491
it most likely was eastgermans also known as ossilantenpack. the scum of the earth. so no surprise here
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>>75350996
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>>75353547
are there many far right cucks in the east? I can imagine that seeing the far left for so long would make the other end of the cancer spectrum seem appealing.
>>75353527
He does well off the bench.
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Who member of the falcao fanclub here?
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QUICK! All Dortmunders report in!
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HAHAH 0-1 REUS SCORED FROM 40 METERS
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>ginter
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>>75353605
\o/
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I might switch to Konferenz when there is some shenanigans in Camp Nou.
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Stream pls
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>>75353593
>are there many far right cucks in the east?
yes. also unemployment levels through the roof and education levels at the bottom
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>>75353642
good goy, give sky that money
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Monaco: Best talent factory in Europe atm
Dortmund: Spends millions and millions of euros buying all the biggest talents and best players from their competitors.
Why do people talk about this game as if it's between like-minded clubs?
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>Trollmark
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>Dirtmund
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welp thats it
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Well then.
Okay.
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F
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>>75349373
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of fug
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Who is going to replace Tuchlel?
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goodbye
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BALLON D'OR MBAPPE
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>Borshitsia Dirtmund
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>Dortmund
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gg ez
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBAPE
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Sweet. Game is already over.
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>Dortmund starts pulisic on the bench and wonders why they can't score any goals
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fucking kek
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Aaaaand its over..so Guys tell me, should i watch a movie or play a Videogame instead ?
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>>75353728
Nobody, so long as he gets CL next season.
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dortmund need 3?
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THIS NIGGA IS THE FUCKING NEW GOAT FOR REAL
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>Already over
>Cuckmund
Pulisic deserves a better club desu senpaitachi
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Even city held out longer than this
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NEVER GIVE UP
REMEMBER 09.04.2013
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>>75353746
watch barca
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the state of the ginter
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>>75353753
Yup.
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>>75349373
M'BRAAAAAAAAAAPÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
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The city of German football
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PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
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>Die gute Nachricht es ist noch Zeit genug
fuck off bela
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based monaco entertainers tbqh
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Mbappe is unstoppable.
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>>75353740
For the last fucking time, he plays better off the bench. Fucking Americans
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1:3 dortmund
screencap this
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>>75353753
bombs?
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>explodimund
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>Bundesliga
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>united will unironically pay £250m for mbop
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>allahu akbus
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I'll give them 1 more goal. If Monaco scores 1 more I'll switch to Farca Juve
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>dirtmund
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>>75353781
He's on the bench you retard pepperbelly
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THE PROVINCE OF DIRTMUND
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SHAREHOLDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75353750
Nah Watzke and Zorc don't like him
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>dortmund's defense
delivers comedy every single time
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>>75353761
this
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>>75353755
Cant wait for Manure to destroy him
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>>75353762
But Barca will win through Refball, no suspense watching that.
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>>75353805
neat
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>>75353740
>it is a americans will stop shitting up the board with pulisic season finale
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>the state of Dortmund
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>>75353812
And that will be the end of his career.
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>>75353734
>>75353700
>>75353778
I will never understand retards that are german and cheer against german clubs international
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3-1 incoming all you monaco cucks go home
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>>75353829
I am absolutely sure that shareholderposters are the same guys like customerposters.
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>poobasic
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>>75353875
Cuck tier post
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>trying to do a neuer but failing miserably
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>>75353855
watching juve getting quadruple refballed mite b fun
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How do you pronounce mbapee
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>>75353875
>Wanting other rival clubs to get trophies over yours
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Mbappe to Arsenal when?
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>>75353875
good old turks wanna shit post too
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>>75353875
Self-hating cucks, there's plenty of those here as well.
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>>75353919
hmmbop
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>>75353919
Em bappe
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>>75353794
in a game when you have to score a few goals why not start young attacking power?
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>>75353792
This will be his last season for Monaco.
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Dortmund really is the liverpool of germany isn't it? Decent attack and womens football tier defence.
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>>75353818
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
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Why doesn't soccer give certain incarnations of teams nicknames? I know England does with that Newcastle team being called the Entertainers and the Class of '92.
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>>75353919
M bapé
apparently africans pronounce it hmm bapé
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>>75353919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
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>>75353919
Kilian Em bape
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>>75353919
Mvp
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>>75353928
career ending transfer desu
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>>75353983
but how do i pronounce him like a real american?
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video of the goal please ? i was out for my pizza
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>>75353919
Emm bappers
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>>75353909
>having two screens
Now watching Barca-Juve on one and Punisher: War Zone on the other.
Still hoping for Dortmund.
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what should I watch?!?! this has more goals right?
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>all the German teams will be out of Europe before the last Dutch team
toppu kekku
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>>75353968
you can thank buyern for this
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>>75353968
and they've got iron willpower which only kicks in once there's absolutely no way to turn the game around anymore
watch them play a hell of a second half
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>>75353875
>muh coefficient
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>>75354022
Hm Bay Pe
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3-1 dubs don't lie
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Lemar is really good.
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>>75353968
This season for sure. Bayern buying Hummels fucked them up.
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The Dortmund defense is like swiss cheese
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>>75354057
>Schalke
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Why do they use head when they could use foot?
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>>75353983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
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>>75354057
>euro league
cant be this hard if united is still participating
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>>75354047
Both games are pretty much decided.
But yeah, this game guarantees you 2-3 goals
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>>75354057
>all the Dutch teams will be out of the WC before it even begins
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this fucking defense
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what a ludicrous display from bvb
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>>75354022
>>75354022
Hamburger Beef Pie
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just had a chat with the sky execs lads
monaco will win by 2 goals
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>>75354085
Without being so valuble
>next season Toprak from Leverkusen
>another shit Defense
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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TROLL
R
O
L
L
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BASED TROLLPOST
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>the bundesliga is a top league
Kek barely better then MLS at this point
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>75354103
kek
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>>75354127
Toprak can be good. It's just Leverkusen's defensive tactics suck.
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>>75354137
>le MLS top tier meme
Maybe in a decade, they need actual superstars in their prime not ageing ones looking for a cashout
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>>75353983
>African pronunciation and naming
https://youtube.com/watch?v=58485iFaX98
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>>75354137
Wait for next year
The based ROTEN BULLEN will decimate everyone in the CL
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>>75354103
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>my village of defense
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Pulisic > Reus
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Goodbye Tuchlel
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>>75354176
>toprak
>more than middle class
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I'll just watch how high Dortmund loses
With this defense it'll probably be 8-0 by the end
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kek, the bundesliga is fucking pathetic
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>>75354219
"no"
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
PULISHIT
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THEY WILL WIN THE WHOLE THING
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Chapecuenses defense is better than ours.
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anyone got a decent acestream.?
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AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AHHAHhhhHhaha
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>inb4 "w-we're still shocked because of the bus attack, n-not our fault"
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EL TIGRE!!!!
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How is Thomas Tuchel so highly rated?
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its over
>>75354249
who's talking lmao
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>Bombmund
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welp
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time to rage quit
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TOPPEST OF FUCKING KEK xD
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Lemar is the real GOAT
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UEFA should have bombed the Monaco bus before the game to even the score desu
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>poolishit is so awful that he can't even make the XI for such a bad team
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pathetic shareholder cucks
kys
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AYYYYYYYYYY
>be monaco
>wins about winning the ligue 1
>end up winning the CL
>tfw I support PSG
JUST
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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN
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kek, krauts on suicide watch
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Is Tuchel the next Wenger?
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RAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
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how shitty can a defense even become?
this is embarrassing
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Is Falcao the biggest UNJUST in football?
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>let Flacao schreiben against you
>the sorry state of WAHRE LIEBE
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TOTAL FOOTBALL
MONACOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Ginter
Maybe Tuchel tried to bomb his Ass away last week...
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>blastmund
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>2 bombings in 2 weeks
Poor Dortmund.
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why even play durm? he's getting fucked by mendy
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Shareholders need to invest in new defenders
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>Be Dirtmund
>Get bombed
>Decide to bomb in the quarter finals
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>>75354268
Your means of transport is more resistant though
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Where are all the shareholders now???? Not so laughing are ya!
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Ginter wasn't even close to him lmfao
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acestream please
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Let's be honest, imagine you just got bombed in a warzone like situation like the Dortmund team... would you have the composure to defend and play football normally?
This isn't fair
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>>75354270
acestream://781f340306da03e1785520adc991b2dec633f4ab
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KEKMUND BTFO
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JUST
U
S
T
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>PRINCIPAUTED
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#NoSympathyForDirtmund
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EL TIGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75354304
>wins
I meant dream
REEEE
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>>75354270
link 16 on arenavision, bein FR
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>>75354339
>>75354347
>>75354351
incredible, just incredible banter lads
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so is Ligue 1 not the worst league confirmed?
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lets see what excuses they have this time
what a disgrace
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>>75354347
lulz
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>>75354278
Without the bus attack we would've won the first leg comfortably. Maybe then we would make up for >our abysmal away form.
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Dortmund Truely getting BLACKED tonight - like your mom
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Was Ajax the last time a side as young as Monaco won the CL?
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>>75354361
merci mec, je t'aime
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>0 teams in the semis of CL/uefa cup
is this the second best league in the world?
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>Monaco will reach the Semifinals before P$G
TOP JEJ
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when did mendy become the fucking GOAT?
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Monaco is a FURSTRUM and Dortmund is the WORSTSTRUM
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>>75354403
>ajax won the cl
dumb shit
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>mfw out of the last 4 I'm rooting for the Italian team
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>>75354358
The Ruhrgebiet looks like a fucking warzone 365 days the year. No excuse.
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>>75354392
which part of dortmund are you from?
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Only Madrid's refball can stop Monaco
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>>75349373
Jesus, Mendy is manhandling the fuck out of Dortmund all by himself...
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>>75354403
Monaco haven't won the CL yet - it's only the quarterfinals. A handy reminder is the fact that other teams are also playing at the same time means it's not the final
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bet some of these lads are wishing the bomb finished them off.
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>>75354411
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>the state of german football
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The fact that someone like Ginter regularly makes it into Dortmund's starting 11 shows you that this is a team that has no business being in the Quarterfinals of the Champions League.
Ginter is a player for a relegation fodder Bundesliga team, not more.
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Are we finally getting justice for '04 lads? Feels good to be /lifelong/.
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Don't worry lads, you needed 3 goals anyway.
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JUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUSTJUST JUST JUST
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>>75354410
>uefa cup
Don't try and pretend anyone cares about that, so you can damage control with United. It's embarrassing that they're even bothering with the EL.
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>>75354413
Bielsa
he told him to watch and talk with Morel, that's the result
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4-2 incoming all you monaco cucks go home
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>>75354415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp7nXIL9dcA
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>>75354411
They have already been to the finals.
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>go make coffee
>come back
>2:0
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>>75354429
dunno man, the last guy my mum serviced before she got pregnant never told her
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I can't stop saying the name Mendy. sounds cute desu
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>>75354410
>schalke
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>>75354486
how come all the olympique lyonnais defenders are such shit then? they never talk to morel?
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Will this be the last season for Thomas Tuchel at Dortmund?
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>>75354487
4-3 will be fine too.
also:
monaco is well-known for completely falling apart in the second half
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>>75354502
What kind of 3rd world shit appliance takes 25 minutes to make coffee?
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>>75354530
next stop: arsenal
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>>75354530
Wish she would hold my penis in that way with that expression
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>>75354530
Yes! Bruno Labadia will take over with his chil style.
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>>75354530
i hope not.
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>>75354438
I know it's not the final I meant if they go on to win it.
>>75354419
>Being pedantic
Fine the European Cup
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monaco styling on these niggas
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>>75354544
It will be 4-0 by HT tho
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>>75354411
PSG have better players, but they also have worst players than Monaco.
my post makes no sense
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>>75354410
>have to pay 100 millions to dabbing Djembe to eventually win Euroleague all others Choke horribly
just short of the BEST LEAGUE
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>>75354407
acestream://3e19fa59cb0ba16cfb1c6e042263212fbfe6d5fc
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>>75354498
He means in our life time.
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>>75354554
>taking greentexts literally
I obviously wasn't making coffee the entire time
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>>75354578
must be a fan of kraftwerk
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>>75354578
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Is even one of these players from Monaco or are literally all of them imported from other countries like France, some African nations etc.?
At least Dortmund plays with a lot of Germans
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This French guy tried to tell me PSG was better than Monaco some months ago. Lolololol PSG are mental midgets compared to Monaco.
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>>75354575
>Dortmund will be relegated in your lifetime
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>>75354616
STOP LYING TO US THEN!!!!
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I WALK A LONELY ROAD
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>>75354512
my mate's mum growing up was called Mendy. I would go over to her house quite a bit cause they had a billiards table and I liked playing as a kid.
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Oh no, no Dortmund no
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>ywn lick Anne Laure Bonnet feet
Feels bad
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>>75354595
>worst players than Monaco.
You mean in terms of quality of squad depth?
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>>75354604
You weren't born 13 years ago?
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>>75354624
>Imported from France
You have drive across the street?
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>>75354575
Is that Reiner with ai?
>>75354578
Is he dancing para para?
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You now remember Ludovic Giuly and Monaco's run the CL finale
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>>75354624
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>>75354616
why would you lie on the internet?
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Why are there so many French flags ITT?
None of your country's teams are playing in this match.
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>>75354668
You got the joke
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>>75354529
Morel turned out better as CB, Pep Genesio keeps putting him on the side.
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nice match durm.
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>>75354678
BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPP
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>city beat this monaco side 5-3 at home
how shit are dortmund kek
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>>75354633
PSG is still better than Monaco
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>>75354704
don't be that salty mate, it's just a game of football :^)
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>>75353276
Monaco is a nice tax haven so it's always cool for guys at the helm of various organizations and corportations
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no way durm will stay after this season in drotmund
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>>75354530
If he makes third, he'll stay on. That, the cup semi and getting out of the CL group/ quarters were always their goals this season.
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if numbers
dortmund will never win a trophy again
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>>75354678
Rainer with ai, very important.
Also BVB is open like a Scheunentor.
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>>75354682
>Based giuly nonda and rothen
Mmm that nostalgia
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J U S T
U
S
T
serious, wtf is this shit? thats no defense at all.
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>>75354664
squad debts
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>>75354741
>They have to pay full taxes for French employees
No wonder they keep poaching youth all over the globe and loaned Germain away last season.
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who scored the 2nd goal?
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DEM
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>>75354789
falcao
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>>75354486
>bielsa takes over
>entire league changes
hmm
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>>75354772
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>>75354789
falcao
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Is this the official decline of German football as we knew it?
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If doublets Dortmund will pull off a miracle in the second half and destroy Monaco
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>>75354789
Unjustcao
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My parents live in Monaco and I just ate a boneless bucket from some third rate chicken shop washed down with Carlsberg. It wasn't even Export
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>>75354821
>21
El JUSTO
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>>75354815
Bayern is over, for now
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>>75354642
how was a pinoy childhood? was it dangerous or comfy
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>>75354743
They should have aimed for second at least
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>>75354807
>That destruction of La Coruna on his birthday
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>tfw lived in Saint Raphael for 4 months
lifelong /cote d'azur/ here lads
NOTRE ANNEE
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if trips Dortmund win the whole thing
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>>75354815
EXPOOPSED
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DUBS AND DORTMUND SCORES BEFORE THE END OF THE 1ST HALF
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I came here for goal webm's
WTF /sp/
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>>75354498
I meant in Qatar era
4 years ago Monaco was still in 2nd division when P$G was already drowning in Qatar money
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>>75354807
He literally triggers me
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Holy shit why have Dortmund been passing back in their own half so much this season
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Is this what Tuchel's masterplan
>we will attack from minute 1
looks like?
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>>75354742
Same goes for Ginter.
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>>75354815
Redbull will revive it next year.
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>>75354889
it's on free TV
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>>75354856
They had three of their best players leave over the summer. As pessimistic as saying third or above seems, there's also a degree of realism there.
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Lads ate too much ice cream 2 days ago and i've lost 7lb from vomiting too much, what can I do to stop loosing weight
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if digits dortmund wins
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>>75354889
It's 10 (You)s + tips
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>>75354915
just be urself
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>>75354024
http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/L-ouverture-du-score-de-kylian-mbappe-contre-dortmund-en-video/794558
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>>75354855
it was comfy desu. I was actually more fortunate than most other people, I got a public toilet, the well was only three miles from our village and only one of my sisters became a whore
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>>75354900
Possession™
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>>75354923
>>75354821
fuck this I give up, let monaco have it
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is obama even playing?
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Switch to Barca-Juve or not?
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>>75354821
If doublets, Dortmund will lose tonight AND will be kicked out of the CL by Nice with a Balotelli hat-trick next year.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75354961
Fucking privileged people.
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>>75354923
>>75354821
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
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repeating digits and dortmund wins 5-2
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Why did Tuchel play Durm to begin with?
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>>75354961
>this is considered lucky in Asia
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Who eliminated Monaco in the year they defeated Arsenal? I don't remember.
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>>75354996
start eu 4 with the mandate of heaven dlc and go for the new "The Navigator" achievement (having provinces in europa, africa, indonesia and india before 1500.
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>>75355044
It was a tactic to confuse Monaco
He's known as the Taktiktuchel for a reason
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>>75354996
>liru wearing clothes
Pardon ?
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>>75355055
Juve. It was refball though
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Dubs for Kagawa scoring twice
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>>75355055
the referee in both home and away matches
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>>75354996
Wait for the second half when the Refball for Barca will be strong.
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www.90min.com/posts/4887659-trio-of-bayern-munich-stars-dragged-away-by-police-after-confronting-referee-in-changing-room?a_aid=35260
IS A FUKEN DISGRACE
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>>75355055
Juve
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>>75355012
solid filename
>>75355028
it's just not your night buddy
Dortmund will probably score a few in the second half though
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>>75355028
hmmmm no dubs
I interpret that as a 6-2 win
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why isnt pulisic playing he is unironically the goat
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>>75355044
He's had some pretty good matches this season. Just playing atrociously tonight.
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>>75355096
this was confirmed to be fake news by the way
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>>75355100
confirmed by clearest double-digits available
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Where the FUCK is Pulisgod?
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Some depressing weeks for German football.
I hope you guys are at least comfy as I am.
We can still have fun with shareholderposting tho
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>that pass by ginter
why is this guy even playing anymore
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>>75355102
Taktik Tuchel wanted to surprise Monaco by being shit.
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>>75355133
got blown up before the game
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>>75355102
the next julian green m9
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how sick would a monaco - juve final be on a scale of 1 to 10
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>>75355133
probably feeling pretty pulisick at the moment
>>75355153
bartra is ded
>>75355156
kek
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ROYCE
hes our guy.
he will take care of this shit.
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>>75355171
the uefa will never allow it/10
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>>75355149
is that big spider in the corner real or decoration?
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>>75355171
monaco - atleti
mbappé vs OUIIIII
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>>75355133
still on his 3rd prematch burger
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Who will score first tonight: BVB, Barca or none of them?
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>>75355102
ptsd
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>>75355182
>bartra is ded
That and Bender getting injured by a light breeze
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>>75355171
Don't worry, Uefa will do what they have to to make sure the final is el clasico
Even if they have to bomb the monaco bus
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>>75354624
Well, Monaco is like 45 000, including 40 000 tax/mafia evading eastern europe millionnaires and middle-east billionnaires going full haram in alcohol and luxury whores.
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>>75355114
it is? source?
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>>75355171
I'm pretty sure EUFA has already decided a Spanish team will win this year.
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TACTICAL CHEWING GUM APPLIED
BOOTING FRESH TACTICS
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>>75355244
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/chleague/startseite/676054/artikel_bayern_kein-spieler-stuermte-in-kassais-kabine.html
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kagawa is kuso today shoujiki ni ieba
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>>75355156
>mfw Monaco is playing right into Tuchel's hands by being several goals ahead
This 3D chess planning is scaring me.
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>>75355149
> Bayern scum out in the quarter final
> Schalke will be out, too
this is a decent week. sure Dortmund sucks hard in this game but I didn't expect from them to get in the quarter final
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Where is Schmelzer?
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>>75355061
I'm thinking, ottomans + exploration ideas for that run.
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There's still a whole second half the dotmund have to play
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>>75355305
three Auba tap-ins confirmed
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Dortmund has enough time left in the second half!
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>>75355295
So did all of it not happen? Or did the Spanish police just want an excuse to get physical, so they made up some bullshit about Bayern players trying to get to the referee?
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>>75355328
Looks like my wife before I knocked her up
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>>75355328
i can smell the black cock on her breath
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>>75355359
and we know perfectly fine that monaco is falling apart in all their second halfs. all of them. always.
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>>75355328
who is this semen demon?
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>>75355338
three philosopher blooters, check em
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>>75355236
Arabs don't really live there 2bh, they just come there as luxury tourists
It's all Eastern Europeans and some Brits and Germans mostly who live there.
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>>75355093
>there are people who consider Juve as the good guys
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>>75355330
it has to be with portugal mate
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>>75355295
>Thiago, Vidal, Lewa
I don't care if it's fake, I still believe it.
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>>75355359
>>75355391
>inb4 5-0 for Monaco
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Dortmund can easily score 3 goals in 45 minutes.
Theres just no way they wont concede more goals with Ginter memeing in the back four.
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>>75355402
some so called racist from Alabama
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>>75355391
>t. the guy who started to watch Monaco matches since mbop meme
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>>75355427
Not that bad either considering they got that event that gives them Goa if I remember correctly.
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thread soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
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>>75355428
No way. Lewa is not the kind of person to do that.
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>>75355453
Fuck off
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why do Monaco always beast the 1st half then collapse the 2nd?
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>>75355475
He's Polish.
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Dirtmund leaving so much space in the middle
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>other game is 0-0 still
At least we get some goals here
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Is the draw for the semifinals on friday or saturday?
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>>75355498
very good question and on the point.
dont know either.
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>>75355528
friday
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Is there anything worse then a bayern cuck? I have friends in germany who asked me why i dont cheer for bayern since there the "better" i told them because they pander to muslims and minorities/ english to much and they said this is why they hate dortmund fans
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>>75355402
Well its a swedish junior high school corridor as far as I can tell
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Monaco always collapses during the second half so Dortmund still has a chance.
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>>75355515
maybe you could learn from them pajeet, leave enough space in the middle of the street for your wagon wheels to pass through without rolling through shit
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>>75355606
this
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If digits 4-2 BVB
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>>75355656
Looking for these?
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>>75355567
dude what
why are canadian posts so often so spectacularly stupid?
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>>75355606
>>75355629
>54th Monaco matche this season
>collapses in second half vs City and Dortmund
>literally 2 fucking half time whn they arguably destroyed opponent in first half
wow it's nuthin
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>>75355668
kek
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>>75355668
Nah, deez phamalam
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>>75355648
>the note that saved the Dortmunder defense
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>>75355699
Fuck
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If your gf isn't naturally blonde and has blue, green or at least grey eyes you are doing it wrong.
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>>75355606
>thinking Dortmund won't concede at least 1 more goal
It's 100% guaranteed
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>>75355564
Merci
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>>75355648
i-is this real?
>>
>>
never seen mbappe play except for the spain-france game but shit, this kid keeps scoring so many goals. and griezzman joked that mbappe would send him to the bench
s-so are we in the presence of a potential goat?
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Digits be praised Monaco will win the CL.
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>>75355722
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>>75355722
What if my bf has green eyes ?
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>>75355754
already better than Messi was at this age m8
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Since it's common knowledge that Monaco falls apart in the second half an upset is still possible.
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>>75355754
>never seen mbappe play except for the spain-france game
you just seen one of his worst career match
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>>75355722
>posts a fake blonde
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>>75355722
My gf is unironically blonde and blue eyed, yet I'm dark haired and brown eyed lel
>JUST
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NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
WE ARE NOT FRENCH
UND NUN, MANNSCHAFT STEH AUF UND STURM BRICH LOS
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Now that it's HT: is it true Messi is a system babby who disappears in big games
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>>75355788
>>75355791
>France
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Remember me guys? I scored 15 in 70 for Monaco
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>>75355830
>NEVER GIVE UP
>NEVER SURRENDER
kek the irony of the german
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Mbappe became the first player to score in his first 4 CL knockout games.
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>>75355835
Messi's glory is done, so now people will call him whatever
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>>75355820
>blonde eye brows
>fake
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>>75355469
yeah it takes a year to fire up once it's in your coring range. pretty fun and short achievement still, you should try :^)
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>>75355835
cr7 is the system babby, what we saw last week is a supernova, right before it lights out.
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>>75355920
CR7 is an offside babby
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>>75355898
isn't that ugly tßh. Would consider dating.
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>>75355898
>she only eat the black part of her ice cream, totally disregarding the white part
what did she mean by this?
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>>75355191
>>75355205
>>75355235
>>75355254
fucking hell guys you can atleast think hypothetically :(
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>>75355830
>tf
>tp
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>>75355977
She's a passionate fan of the French national team.
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>>75355977
it's a metaphor for ethnic cleansing
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>>75355920
But he's done it in two leagues
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>>75355977
the "black part" is a thin layer of chocolate. the "white part" is the white cock she will lick soon.
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>>75353919
mbongooogaboogabagabingbong
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>>75355994
We also lost the Saarland to the Fenchies in 1945, but regained it in 1955
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>>75355977
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>>75356034
he's on the bench
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>>75356063
dats racis
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ill be honest, im not happy with how the german teams are going out of this competition
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>>75355994
in the end we wont win the CL. to hope that would be delusional. but proceeding to the semis is still realistic. dortmund needs three goals for ET and four for succeeding.
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>>75356009
well we are not going to apologize for colonizing all of planet earth with the brits mate, sorry about being such a fucking powerful and relevant country in the history of mankind :^)
Germany/Founded
May 23, 1949
top kek xD
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New thread when?
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>>75356021
very nice
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>>75356063
hnnnng
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>>75356121
>change of regime means it's a new country
hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>75356121
>such a fucking powerful and relevant country in the history of mankind
whos that?
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>>75356121
>tfw undefeated in wars
How can other countries even compete?
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someone make a new thread for the second half
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>>75356104
>if i go down, you go with me
Always the eternal Anglo
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d-do monaco choke that often in 2nd half desu?
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>>75356168
>>75356177
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>>75356205
usually they do
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THERE IT IS LADS
I TOLD YOU
>>75355359
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>>75356205
IT''S LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
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hmm
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KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN
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Well shit
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>>75356205
yea
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2nd HALF
HERE
WE
GO
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>REUS
And so it begins...
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>>75356177
>dependant states
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what an assist from the FRENCH guy :^)
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>>75356190
i love you germany and dont like to see this happy to your teams
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>let's leave Dembele out of the starting 11 XDDD
what did tuchel mean by this?
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MBAPPE
>>
REUS VULT
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honest question:
is it always that quiet in the stadium of monaco?
from the beginning to the end all i hear is dortmund fans and some vague clapping from time to time.
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>>75355977
but the chocolate is brown and she eate it all
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>>75354704
Majority of monaco supporters are french
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>>75356372
What do you expect with normally like only 4000 Monaco supporters at their regular games.
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