/hoc/

>>75349034
/comfy/ edition?

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doggie

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"make it stop"

- barbecue bruce boudreau

>>75349034

Is that pupper mcdavid LOL get it cause he was asleep on the ice last night

>>75349093

wtf downvotes?

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>>75349093
ayy

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>it's not a grade nine edition

The Jackets don't get swept edition!

>>75349183
Good, I quit school at grade 7. I can't read grade 9 words

>>75349034
Are you trying to entice me with cute doggos into visiting your threads and watching your shit sport?

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>>75349330
no I'm not, I swear!

>>75349330
fuck off we're full

most likely team to pull a 2014 Shorks? (>it was 3 games to 0)

1. Penguins
2. Predators
3. Blues

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>>75349034
Cute

>>75349368
flip your list

>>75349368
filtered

>>75349368
Don't see it happening to the pongs. They played disinterested last night and still put up 4 goals.

>>75349459

as much as I hate the fact, I left Anaheim out because there's literally no chance in hell Calgary is gonna win even one game,let alone 4 in a row to comeback in that series

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>>75349090
Don't worry I've got this.

>>75349459

still, they have F7eury in net and Letang is still out, BJ's were just as good in the regular season

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2017/apr/18/by-broadcasting-select-games-in-spanish-golden-kni/

STINKY
SMELLY

>>75349568
disgusting

>>75349568
>The Chicago Blackhawks and Florida Panthers also air games in Spanish.

i didnt know the reddithawks also pandered to beaners

>0-7ERS

>>75349584

The Sharks used to until about 2002.

>>75349662
>flims about to get swept
>oilels getting rekt by the >shorks

Alberta was a mistake.

Redditmonton Pantsoilersto will be swept in 6

>>75349662
>have crazy dream that the boilers got btfo after being "a 2nd round lock" as per their fans
>wake up
>check score
>wasn't dream
kek

KEK

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Attn hoc
Told you guy jawbreaker was gonna play riot fest

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>>75349695
*blocks your sweep

Honestly as a Lerfs fan, I'm wondering if the Caps' choking curse has actually managed to grow stronger than ours.

I fully expect the leafs to lose still, but I can't help but wonder if the bad juju has moved from the leafs to the Caps.

There is a mountain of salt in Pittsburg today chanting fuck Ohio And CBJ sucks it's pathetic

>>75349818
Link?

Bob should NOT win the Vezina this year. The dude looks like a joke in this series.

>>75349946
neck thyself

>>75349892
I'm there I drove past it, however I don't think yinzers are stupid enough to show how embarrassed they are >>75349946
Vezina is a regular season trophy he deserves it

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>>75349755
>FIDLAR
>Dinosaur Jr
>Gogol Bordello
>Prophets of Rage
Looks like some sweet shows
Now if you could just get rid of all the shitty pop punk

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>>75349974
>I'm there I drove past it

>>75350051
It's just Ted being Ted. I'm actually happy he got to see his boys win one. Pens are top tier for opting to the gentlemans sweep.

>yesterday Ted says he can't possibly be at the Root headquarters because he lives in Ohio
>today Ted claims he's driving through Pittsburgh
Ted isn't very smart

>>75350114
K I W I

>>75350114
Lmao

STRAWBERRY KIWI IS THE BEST GATORADE FLAVOR
GRAPE FAGS IN BODY BAGS

DO NOT FUCK THIS UP NASHVILLE

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>>75350107
IM not ted, I'm a Pittsburgh native don't compare me to ted

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>>75350164

>>75350032
good taste

/hoc/ is so slow today

>>75350293
Coiler memers btfo to the shadowrealm

http://www.wgr550.com/articles/news/murray-meets-ownership-wednesday

"Inside sources have told me that Eichel has no desire to sign a contract extension this summer if Bylsma remains the coach, so quite a bit hinges on this meeting."


Don't let the playoff memery distract you from the fact that the Sablels are still a massive pile of feces

>>75350312
tru
i guess i figured laffers would be filling the void

Threadly reminder that the Laffs are gonna win Stan Lee and cuck the entire US of A

>>75350430
burgers have already accepted their fate it seems

Laffing SO HARD at the edmen70n boilers

>>75350485
They will just claim to not care about Hockey as soon as a Canadian team wins

>>75350430
>>75350541
>Implying a canadian team wins
You thibk you leafs would learn after 23 years and betmans gonna fuck you

>>75350582
So you admit your teams are trash and rely on Uncle Gary?

>>75350598
Ill agree we all play in an unfair system but to all the teams are trash is wrong.

>Cbj was the 2nd best Defensive team in the league
>16 goals conceded in 4 games

Anybody care to explain this?

official list of likeable canadian teams in the playoffs
1. snes
2. laffs

POWER GAP
900001. oilels
900002. flims

POWER GAP

90000000001. hasb


official worst fans of canadian playoff teams
1. oilers
1. habs
1. laffs
1. flames

>>75350699
not enough hits and blocked shots

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>>75350312
Just woke up I'm ready for the memes

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>>75350699
I told you memers he was gonna win the conny smith

>>75350716
This list is all sorts of fucked up.
I feel like you just randomized the spots.

actual list here:
flim flammers
snes
oilels
laffs

>>75350755
>flames are likeable
other than based Backlund there is nothing but filth in that team

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I dont watch this sport so answer these for me. How far are they from contending? Do they have any young players that can be a stud? What is their play style or identity?

>>75350699
Bob is trash

>>75350782
i didnt say they are likeable
but they are less hateable than the others

>>75350790
>How far are they from contending?
Jets tier
>Do they have any young players that can be a stud?
No
>What is their play style or identity?
Taylor pls score

>>75350790
8-10 years

>>75350790
>How far are they from contending?
I dont see them contending in the next 10 years lmao
their prospects suck

>What is their play style or identity?
boring trap hokkei that relies on goaltending lmao

>>75350744
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE GUENTZEL

>>75350790
>How far are they from contending?
2-3 top 5 picks
>Do they have any young players that can be a stud?
no, zacha is a bust
What is their play style or identity?
defensively minded

>>75350790
Shero will have them as a fringe playoff team in 2 years

>>75350828
why are new yorkers so deluded?

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>>75350716
Based Sweden.

Lmao Eichel is literal cancer and such a little bitch. It's nice knowing he will never do shit in his career.

wew, good show from mcmeme last night, 1+2 ain't so bad

>>75350874
He is already a PPG player
best 2nd overall since patrik laine

>>75350874
Replace Eichel with Bylsma and your post is correct

>>75350903
or melnyk

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>hasb couldn't get a 3-1 lead
>oilels got btfo
>not even gonna talk about the >flims

Time for Ontario to show you how it's done.

>>75350790
>How far are they from contending?
about as far as you can be
>Do they have any young players that can be a stud?
nope
>What is their play style or identity?
boring and gay

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>>75350936
Please talk about the flims

>>75350790
there's other team in a worse position

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Thanks, Ill see you guys in 10 years.

>>75350874
Hes just mad Leon "The final solution" Draisital cucked him out of 2million

>>75350980
gonna have to get an OMAHA jersey since that's where they'll be

>>75350986
kikehel eternally btfo

>>75351004
>mfw dat boilers performance last night

Any word on drestali on his spear to the nuts?

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Look at these sweet towels I got at the ducks game! I should have tried to swipe more from people that didn't want them.

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>>75351093
How many did you get/where you from duckbro?

>>75351093
>I should have tried to swipe more from people that didn't want them.
Yup, sounds like a true thieving beaner.

>>75351139
>/where you from duckbro?
fuck off

Psssht

Ahhhhhh

That first sip of the day

>>75351197
Well, you just lost twenty dollars

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>>75351205
Was it bombaqua?

>>75350936
>limping past the bruins who have a literal who defence with 4 (four) starting d injured
come on man, habs/rags will be the real test

Which animu do you think Connor cried himself to sleep watching last night?

Caps
Sens
Blues
Ducks

>>75351281
2nd

>>75351139
I got 4 during game 2. I live in La Verne. Which is oddly still LA County but only 10 minutes away from Anaheim.

>>75351275
Boku no Pico

>>75351275
Love Live

>>75351328
Wanna sell 2 for 20$? I live in Laguna hills but am miving to katella ave in a couple weeks

>>75351162
>someone not wanting something
>thievery
Fucking leaf.

>>75351340
No way these are awesome.

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Where will Eichel sign?

Would be cool if he signed cheap to play with McDavid but there's no chance. Realistically Nashville would be a good fit.

>>75351370
jose finally has the means to get his aspiring window washing business off the ground

You now remember Patrick Laine

>>75351370
Damn well wanna be friends?

Are trannyheim boipuccis using hoc as a hookup site again?

>>75351404

Who is Patrick Laine? I know a Patrik Laine, he will win the Rocket Richard next season.

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>>75351384
>promising rookie not satisfied with his team wants out

I mean, >we could use another Turris around here...

>>75351404
Do you mean the Calder winning winger from beautiful winnipeg jets?

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>that hairline

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>>75351492
What about it?

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Yfw the ducks win da cup

>>75349370
Papillion mix is also cute

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Daily reminder

>>75350894
loses $2,000,000 bonus at the last minute.

can he recover?

>>75349501
>regular season

Sup casual

>>75351571
And just think, that's $2million in Buffalo. That's like $6million in a real city.

>>75351563
Nope.jpg

>>75351563
Well you almost got it right

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the preds will win stan lee

>>75351563
>craps struggling against the fucking >laffs
>they'll somehow beat the >pongs

Wew lad.

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>>75351584

>>75349974
Lmao look at this pathetic cuckjacket begging Bob wins the vezina because regular season trophies are the only ones they'll see hahahahahahah

http://www.wgr550.com/articles/news/murray-meets-ownership-wednesday

>Buffalel

W E W
E
W

>>75351563
>Nashville not winning it all

Tbh predds are gonna win it all

>>75351563
Preds v Rags final, preds win

>sportsnetcanada just uploaded this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77T0dMZPTpQ

what did they mean by this?

>>75351703
>RAGS

To be fair, the eichel report is coming from Paul Hamilton, who's been beating the drum to fire bylsma since the end of last season. he has an axe to grind for whatever reason

>>75351705
>it was 4-0

>>75351737
Cuz bylsma is awful

>>75351717
t. Hapsburg bandwagon

>>75351756
yeah, american coaches
not
even
once

>>75349183
>not making $350,000 a year
lelmaoing @ u

>people actually think the preds can let go of a 3-0 series when they're about to 16-0 a Stanley cup

>with Swedes, you ___________

>>75351777
Holy trips confirm. Preds sweep the ploffs

>>75351756
[citation needed]

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>>75351781
Succeed.

>>75351777
I like these digits.

>>75351614
begging?

>>75351781
drink mead

>tfw it's snowing here in fucking April
Does this happen in your region?

>>75351275
Clannad

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>>75351848

>>75350894
>best 2nd overall since patrik laine
Except Eichel does center and has consistent stats while playing on a worse team while Laine can't fucking shoot proper without playing with a good center.
>>75351275
He's from Richmond Hill, which is a chink infested retirement home suburb, so he probably watched To Love Ru and thinks that Haruna is best girl because he has shit taste.

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with swedes victory is guaranteed!

>>75351908
snow finally turned to rain, but its been cold rain nonstop all april.

>canadian players win for american teams
>american player goes to the largest canadian team to be the star but won't win cups

P O T T E R Y

A 4-year-old got his penis cut off in a botched circumcision. Defend that one, jew dick faggots

>>75352020
Stop bringing up Eichel's medical history.

>>75352020
who let pedosota near a knife

>>75352020
You accidently posted this in /sp/ instead of /pol/
I bet you feel dumb as heck right now

>>75352042
are you implying that only /pol users have dicks?

>>75352049
they're the ones with baby dicks

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>doctoral thesis due in 10 hours
>haven't even pirated Microsoft Word yet

What do?

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Lel

>>75352071
Use Google Docs pretty much the same shit

>>75352071
You accidently posted this in /sp/ instead of /b/
I bet you feel dumb as heck right now

>>75352083
The coilers are literally finished.

>>75349755
Are Knuckle Puck our guys?

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>>75352083
>ed money

>>75349755
>Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow Revue
That sounds incredibly Reddit

>>75351777
Trips of truth

>>75350288
Good taste is knowing that festivals suck ass anyways and you should just wait for a band to come to a real venue

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If Caps lose the tonight I'm done with the franchise and jumping on the Golden Knights bandwagon

Thank you based sportsnet stanley cup replay show.I can watch all the shit i missed yesterday.

>>75351505
>ducksfags are disgusting furfags
figures

Is Bylsma the worst coach in the league?

>>75352193
They won't lose tonight.

t. leaf fan

Who does eichel think he is? What a prima donna , i hope they trade his bitch ass and his reputation is ruined for life.

>>75352193
welcome

The Nashville Predators Are The Greatest Team In The League

>>75352257
Why is the first letter of ever word capitalized?

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>>75352257

>watch team dominate for 82 long fucking games
>choke in the first round of the playoffs

what a waste of time

>>75352242
He acts like he's fucking Gretzky. He hasn't even played a full 2 seasons and he thinks he can call the shots. I'm really glad my team doesn't have that cancerous faggot on it.

>>75352265
Because Your Gay

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>>75352006
>finnish player can't score in the right net

>>75352257
If Smelliot gets the start over Chad "Thundercock" Johnson I will go postal.

>>75352257
"No"

>>75352317
They way he puts his stick up makes it look like he was celebrating.

>>75352317
>implying he didn't do that just so he could say he's scored on every team in the league
leeeel

>>75352276
Regular season is for memes. Most teams don't even play real defense.

>>75352317
someone had to show mcdavid how it is done

>>75352317
rapatessa roiskuu

>>75352242

If two teams in a row have called for a coach to be removed, there's probably a reason.

Do You Think McGayKid Prefers Yuri On Ice Or Free?

>>75352317
pojat on poikia

>>75352020
>pennsylvania

>>75352071
Resolved: The Cup Drought for Canadienne NHL teams stems as much from La Canadienne National Inferiority Complex (ICNC), as from varying financial factors including a weak Canadienne dollar, and said dollar's monopoly moneysm

>>75350032
FIDLAR is pop punk too.

>>75352317
Saatana

>>75352188
Gogol did an after show at the subterranean (a literal sardine can) after their Lollapalooza set in 2010
The after shows are where the fun happens

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>>75350320
You now realize that even with Eichel in the line-up, Buffalel was on a 78 pts pace.

>>75352483
You seem confused friend
There's a difference between ordinary modern punk a la Titus Andronicus and pop punk. That difference being that pop punk sucks.

>>75352315
He probably butthurt cause he always be compared to mcdavid but the fact is he just cant compete so he has to blame his coach for his failures.

>>75352513
I caught the Queers at a surprise show after the Freakin Weekend festival. They keep popping up at every concert now, I am haunted by them.

>>75352520
>FIDLAR
>not shit
DUDE EVERY SONG IS ABOUT DRINKING AND DOING BLOW LMAO

>>75352552
They're good songs

>>75352549
>All those kickass ramones covers
Jelly

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Really makes u think

Ed MONEY will sweep the series in 6

>>75352382
That's not the point anon. Eichel throwing his coach under the bus publicly like that is bush league. He's fucking 20 years old he doesn't get to do that. I'm not even saying bylsma is a good coach I just think what Eichel did is fucking pathetic and tells me he's going to be a shit leader and teammate.

Heading to the liquor store lads. Need anything?

>>75352622
Get me some Sambuca and fireball whisky

>>75352608
People are saying shit like "Eichel is more valuable to the franchise long-term, who cares just do what he wants".

But it sets a very bad precedent for them. What about next offseason, will he demand the GM be gone next?

>>75352552
FIDLAR came to town on tour with SWMRS and the Frights back in November, election night. It was great. Fidlar was probably the weakest though.
>>75352586
They came on after Guttermouth, who are way better in person than on a record. The Queers blazed through the hits in like ten minutes without stopping and left without a word. Agent Orange was after, they were all right.
>>75352622
I'll have what Forsberg is having.

>>75352622
Trev
Chips
And smokes

>>75352622
Vodka

>>75352600
that is not true

San Jose beat the >rags 9-2 and won 3 game against the Kings

>the state of coilers fan

>>75352677
Pekka pls

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>>75352675

>>75352622
Duvel

>>75352622
Jägermeister

>>75352644
This would put such a bad taste in my mouth if I was Murray. He's acting like a spoiled kid who didn't get his way. I'm not saying trade him but this would really question whether or not I believe he can carry you to cup contention. He's obviously going to be an elite centre but if he's cancer that will hurt you.

>>75352714
my nigga

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>>75352681
>3 games

Stop the presses the Penguins, Blues and Predators don't need to play anymore they're through to the second.

>>75352792
The Nashville Predators Will Sweep The Black Cocks Tonight

>>75352681
reading comprehension isnt your strong suit is it

>Ekman Larsson is playing in the world championship for his late mom who wanted him to play for arizona and tre kronor
that's it. other teams pack your bags, the trophy is coming home.

>>75352675
Oh fuck Ricky they're salt and viniger

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>Yfw the reddithawks are the only team to get swept

>>75352802
I doubt it

Didn't get to see any of the games last night lads.

Redpill me on what the fuck happened to Edmonton.

>>75352899
Dubs confirm

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>>75352858
*blocks your path*

>>75352931
Did they release him for Worlds

that would be ebin

>>75352931
who's this meme merchant?

>>75352914
All of the games in a nutshell

>bjs finally got some bounces
>rags
>Sharks were merely pretending to be bad

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>>75352951
the did but reserved rights to call him back if need should arise

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Who is more delusional: laffs or coilers fans?

>>75352963
a memeber of 0i7ers

>>75352914
They got fucked in the ass.

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>>75352990
ei vittu EBIN!

>>75353003
filtered

>>75351384
Hawks should sign him, send anisimov and a 1st round to buff or something. They lack a top tier 2nd center behind toews.

Will pulju dominate the worlds thus thrusting himself onto McSecondarys wing next year?

>>75352991
laffs by far

>>75352899
There's the Chelsea dagger

>>75353068
His next season will be like Patrik Laines this season.
Except better defensive performance and more memes.

>>75352991
I was about to say >laffs, but seeing >coilers fans having delusions of already being a lock for the second round and get btfo'd right after puts them above the >laffs in terms of fans delusion.

>>75353068
only place he'll be thrusting himself next year is McSecondary's tight little boi pucci

>>75352991
lets represent both teams current state of affairs:

>laffers
ahead in the series by one game
parade route has been planned

>coilers
series tied
have already weighed all the options on the second round believing they can fully recover from being btfo

feel free to contribute to fill this list out

>>75353102
Can't wait to buy his sweater desu

>>75353114
What Do You Think It Smells Like

>>75352914
SJ forechecking was superior to the Oilers defense and it got them three goals and at that point the Oilers tried brute forcing their way to a goal and collapsed defensively. After getting fucked 5-0 they just stopped skating.

Truly the most btfo I've ever seen them get and I watched though the Hall era.

>>75352951
Yes. Will he be reunited with Aho?

>>75353068
He's literally never playing in the NHL again

>>75353124
Pucks

>>75353171
ive never seen a post so wrong in all my life
delete this at once

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>>75353171
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

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Should i drink some beer?

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>>75353171
Delete that comment

>>75353207
Wait for the games 2bh

>>75353207
just a lickle trink of ta peer

>>75353120
Just seeing all the laffs fans on Twitter already thinking they have the series in the bag makes me think it's them. Coilers fans still licking their wounds today.

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>>75352991
>people picking oilers over the fucking wcf champs left and right literally because of muh mcdavid

laffs fans are always historically more delusional, but the coilers are like a delusion magnet

>>75353120
While both teams are delusional as fuck, the >laffers at least have a leg to stand on, however weak it is. >colers fans, on the other hand, unironically believe they can recover and go all the way.

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>no Reddithawks sweep tonight
fuck that noise
I bet they're scheming with Bettman right now to fix the series so NBC can suck their cocks a little longer

>rooting for leafs to beat caps
>after 3 games already so disgusted by Laffer delusion tgat I hope they get swept in 6

Anyone else?

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>>75353292
Nah. I actually want a battle of Ontario: ECF edition, no matter how unlikely it is.

>>75352552
after listening to TOO for the first time, i would agree this is an accurate assessment

>>75352991
>implying laffs fans aren't being ironically delusional and actually believe they will get very far
We have been through to much to hope for that sort of thing, much less expect it

Any paradeposting you seen is either ironic shitposting, or Sean

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>>75353292
>/hoc/ filled with shitposting if they win because of how much /hoc/ shitposts when they lose

the only winning move is not to play

>>75349034
Can anyone explain why the NHL gave Subban a Norris trophy?

>>75353393
White guilt

>mild might be the first team to be eliminated by virtue of starting 30 minutes before the flim flams
>an american team will be eliminated before a canadian team
The "state" of hockey, lads.

>tfw bracket is completely fucked because of the gayhawks

And I couldn't be happier

>>75353383
>the only winning move is not to play

Sounds like Torts' strat desu

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>>75353292
>rooting for the laffs ever
nice meme

>>75353431

Or that game goes long into OT while films get smacked down in regulation and become first

>>75353446
This my friend I honestly thought this year would be easy for them. Happy!

>>75353446
You and me and everyone else on /hoc/ desu

>>75353599
i want to look away, but the great one dubs just keep me coming back

>>75353599
>sometimes be spent time making this
Sad!

How would /hoc/ react if Pulju scored GWG in th game against the Sharks in OT?

>>75353431
>blows closing out
Kwk

>>75353820
in 7th game*

Should I go to a bar tomorrow to watch the rags?
>inb4 rags win the cup

>>75353820
Just reading that gives me a strange compulsion to go buy some bottled water.

>>75352117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2dlQEiwg0I
NOPE

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>>75353783
I've probably spent a few hours making goldola things over the last couple years

>>75353820
I would never insult Finns again

>>75354259
Alright this is some funny shit at least

>>75353820
Buy some delicious Bonaqua to celebrate.

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>>75353599
Tip top kek

>>75353368
TOO is a bad album with a few great songs. West Coast is superior.

>>75353820
take my pants off at the marketplace

>>75352914
>early goal
>quick 2nd goal on pp
>Oilers start chasing
>Sharks take a breather
>Oilers take more pps
>Sharks decide to ram their cock down the Oilers throat
>Oilers lay down in the fetal position and hope it ends soon

>>75354577
would a finnish flag be involved?

As an Oilers fan, it is necessary that the leafs get BTFO tonight.

Make it happen Caps.

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LOUD AND PROUD

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>>75354259

doing god's work anon

>>75352215
>not fucking anything with the female form
What are you gay?

LAUGHING at Theodore from Ohio

Why are you guys so into puppies?
Bit faggy tßh.

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>>75354652
>coilers fan is so asspained that he resorts to wishing other teams get btfo to divert the attention away from his shitty team.

>>75352802
would be a pretty amazing feat seeing how they don't play until tomorrow

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I'm really bored

>>75353171
>>75353197
>>75353206
>>75353229

what the fuck you guys? He was drafted very high, there's no chance he won't be playing. He 'll spend some time in the farm team, like Quenneville's son, and then he 'll play

>>75354892
>Australia Jr calling someone else faggy

>>75354977
Thats How They Do It. Get Bettman To Move The Game Ahead, And Then Dont Tell Them. The Hawks Lose By Forfeit

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Want to fit in and look cool? Jump on the "I hate the Oilers and they're bad" bandwagon! Get rid of any insecurity by being part of a circle jerk of beating a dead horse!

>coilers

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>>75355124
>normie memes

>>75355112
Learn how to type, you absolute homosexual

>0i7ers

>>75355179
>Ad Hominem

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>previously on the nhl playoffs

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>>75354969
>Resort

Not him but I have always hoped the Leafs get BTFO and I get my wish every year

>>75355179
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