/f1/ Formula 1 General - Doggo Edition Part 3

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no news about monger yet?
Also reminder 1 of 5

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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>2017
>Calling yourself F1 fan, despite not finding driver's sisters attractive

You filthy casuals are absolutely disgusting

WELL DONE NICK

>>75348700
ah fuck this isn't /afl/

ignore me lads

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gud spords :D gars go fasd as fugg :DDDD

suomi never wins dough :DD

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>>75348701
thumbnail looked like it was David Coverdale

>>75348697
>no news about monger yet?

Not really, I think it's basically sure he is potato

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>>75348727
Maybe he can drive a two seater F1 car with Kubica after this

>>75348792
Kubica works the pedals and Billy steers. Perfect

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Are you ready for me, /sp/?

I'll see you in the harbor...

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Think Daryl is still monitoring this thread to see if we're up to any new and exciting shenanigans?

>>75348701
>He doesn't write erotic fanfics about them.

Get on my level senpai.
Of course it wasn't her as stories about a 17 year old would be illegal (not actually sure of the legality of written works) and any resemblance to real life was merely a coincidence.

>>75349228
She hasn't posted a new video on youtube in 2 weeks and deleted all but 6 pictures on her instagram account. I wouldn't be suprised if she became somehow aware of your art.

>>75349286
I think he's gonna get v&. Recommend he blur his house?

>>75349455
First of all I'd recommend to delete a certain 'Children' folder

>>75348727
>I think it's basically sure he is potato

they said he was full conscious when they extracted him from the car

i do believe that his legs are fucked up beyond repair though, maybe they'll have to amputate

>>75349527
>that weight saving
He'll be the future GOAT of F1

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Who /gimi/ here? :D

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Podium in Russia
for real this time

>>75349580

Rosberg base as fuck (and they even excluded mechanical failures)

>>75349580
2014 was an aberration.

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Bottas WILL achieve 3 more poles, and 2 victories this year in the Memecedes, and this will crush the negro and expose him for being the car monkey he's always been.

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>>75349877
I like those digits la

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>>75349877
>77
confirmed

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>>75349877
HAM seems mentally all over the show. Even normies are picking up on his behaviour, the crying over Nicole on Saturday night & his foolish penalty in Bahrain. Put this together he sacks his trainer. Honestly see HAM retiring if Bottas beats him this year. But where will he go?

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>>75349986
Also quads why not

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how many wins vettel will have this year?

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>>75349877

>>75349522
For fuck sake.

I've literally renamed it to avoid doubt that it is "adult children of F1 related people"
I think from now on I'll just put them with their respected driver or team member in the overall WAG folder even if that isn't true. (Victoria is the only one at the current moment who is in the WAG folder)

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>>75350022
Morecambe need a big goalie on the cheap for next season lad?

>>75350022
nice dubs

>>75350054
Nah we have a cheeky Aussie from Sydney who is pretty good.
Hair is a bit weird but he does alright.

>>75348697
>Due to the injuries sustained and despite every effort, Billy has sadly lost both his lower legs and now faces a huge challenge to recover and return to a full and active life.

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/billymonger23

He should make some mermaid porn and sell it on Clips4Sale or something.

>>75350120
FUGGGG :DDDD

although desu, I suspected his legs would be goners after that smash.

>>75350120
fuck
F

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>>75350090
Jesus

>>75350120
;_;7

>>75350120
>Switch to hand controls
>Blood no longer rushes to feet during high G's
>Become F-Zero racer

Don't know what he is complaining about.

>>75350120
truly the next Zanardi

>>75350191
Noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDpDYRkmmkA

>still prefer Wipeout desu

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press F to pay respecds

I wonder how far up his legs were amputated. If it was near the hip he'd be Billy No Willy

>>75350242
Lower legs so it will be just below the knee.

>>75350242
>>75350271
and the kid is just 17, sad

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>>75349877

So it is written in dubs.
So it shall be.

>FIA push for low noses because "it's safer"
>low noses result in driver losing his legs

>>75350322
he lost his legs because he drove into a gearbox at 150kph+ in a car with 30 centimetres of crumple zone.

I still don't know how to link posts from previous thread but someone asked.

>Does the pay TV broadcast have ad breaks like the free/poor person one?

I have cosmote tv which was called ote tv until recently.
No, no ads during the session or anything like that, including from 10 minutes before the start to awards ceremony etc, for both f1 and motogp. They talk over the press conference at the end, that's the only minor annoyance but who really gives a shit.

Honestly, they're pretty damn good as far as sports go. You got english, spanish, italian and german football league and champions league/europa league. Nba and atp tennis as well. They also have fomrula e, wrc and some other motorsport crap. I watch f1 and motogp only personally, football and tennis.

Their cinema stuff is garbage and I don't have it. Who cares these days, you just download whatever the fuck you want off the net for free.

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>>75350356
BRING HALO IN NOW!

>>75350242
>>75350356
not blaming the other driver at all, but why was he going so slow? car failure?

>>75350376
Is this an Honda ad?

>>75350120
>muh laygs
xd

>>75350406

If I read well, he spun and just ended up in that position; they teach you to leave the track as soon as possible if you have a failure before even seeing the car so I don't think it's because he stopped for the sake of it

>>75350317
Why do red bull drivers have only the number 3 and why they stole even the font of dale?

>>75350120
>JUSTgiving.com

>>75350120
B I O N I C
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some guy on reddit said that nobody said Billy Monger's legs are gone and no motorsport news site reported such thing either

>>75350476
No it's fine, and anyone who hits you should be demoted to the b-team

t. Vettel

>>75350551
Kvyat got demoted because that incident ruined Ricciardo's race as well and that adding to the fact that he got beat by Ricky almost every session made RB demote him.

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>inb4 that crowdfunding thing is a scam

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>>75350575
He wouldn't have been demoted if Max wasn't in TR. Its all Max's fault. Fucking frog

>>75350584
well Verstappen is the best driver ever who is able to overtake cars in the rain with the by far best rain car so in hindsight it was the right decision

>>75350575
>Blaming Kyvat for Vettel's mistake
And honestly it was just an excuse to get Max in the car. Kyvat probably wasn't going upwards of beating Ricky in 2015 and AMX was worth more to keep.

inb4 Kyvat pulls a cheeky move to Ferrari, and wins a meme WDC

>>75350608
Pray for rain in Monaco

>>75350636
In my opinion the China incident was more Vettel's fault than Kvyat's but the Russia crashes, both, were Kvyat's fault 100%.

>>75350575
>implying Vettel didn't shave his ass and let the Helmut relieve old memorys

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Post your reaction when Hamilton brakes his engine in Russia

>>75350834
Why do you expect that to happen

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>>75350834
My reaction if Hamilton DOESN'T brake in Russia

>>75350914
Because god is challenging him to prove that he's still #blessed

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TWAIN is there any /f1/ players in the /sp/ roster for the next cup at all?

>if Vettel wins the WDC he's the 2nd most successful racing driver ever
>if Hamilton wins he's the 3rd most successful racing driver ever
neither of them deserve it tbqh

>>75351277
>implying Hamilton is not the most successful for being the first melanin enriched gentlemen to win

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>>75350376
Mfw Amx would have lost his hand in this situation

>>75350376
a McHonda strapped onto a Ferrari would still finish higher than a regular one

>>75351362
y tho

>>75350376
I don't want to sound all edgy but it might have been better if he'd lost a couple of fingers - we might have had someone decent in the second Ferrari

>>75351428
it's the one """""German"""" Ricciardo fanbody who probably hates all his former and current teammates, especially Vettel

>>75351440
>someone decent
like who? Perez? Grosjean? Ricciardo? fucking Gio? lmao Kimi is still better than any of those

>>75351471
he isn't

>>75351471
you're overrating both Kimi and Vettel a lot there

>>75350376
>mommy, is this how cars are made?

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So how long will it take Alonso to realize he's made a terrible mistake?

Will it be the first time he takes turn 1 at 220+ MPH and realizes he's going to have to make 800 of those turns throughout the race?

Maybe it'll be when he's in traffic and somebody sidedrafts him to get him loose?

Can't wait to hear his impressions about it, regardless.

>>75351577
Alonso doesn't react to making mistakes anymore after all the wrong decisions he made.

Fuck fuck FUCK I missed a fucking deadline I didn't know about.
If I'm unlucky that means my studies will drag on until next year's May instead of this November.
FUCK

>>75350120
well at least I still have my legs

>>75351611
what is it? 50 word essay?

>>75350120
Read that this morning, Jesus.
Do you gents think he will ever try driving again?
Will he return as Punished Billy and exact his revenge upon the types of cars and tracks that took his legs from him?
The F1 dream is over, but he could do what Zanardi does and kick ass to this day.

>>75351637
Contact some useless busybody (not one of the actual professor, I did that weeks ago).
I hope he still accepts me two weeks late, I mean it's more than half a year till finals

>>75351577
I think he'll do fine and enjoy it.
His first test day is coming soon, date is unnanounced still.

Alonso is a racer's racer of sorts. He reminds me of the guys who used to jump in anything, even if the circumstances are different here.
F1 proclaims they have the best drivers and I wouldn't disagree as road and street circuits are concerned, they've been focused on those their entire life, but there are many disciplines of racing and it's hard to say that being a master of one means you can do any of the other very different ones.


I'll reiterate though, Alonso will do just fine this May, I'm excited to see how he does.

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>>75351676
seduce him with your jerry charm

>>75351428
Amx just always keeps his hands on the steering wheel when crashing. Supposedly on Jos' advice according to Binland.

>>75351456
>fanbody
Lel
>especially Vettel
Nah, I like Vettel. I just hate Vetteltards.
I only really hate Amx, but he's a great meme anyway.

>>75351816
but you associate Vettel fans with Germans and you make the mistake there
Vettel is popular all over the world while several Germans don't like/rate Vettel
>>75351277
>>75351488
and don't tell me you wrote that because I did

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>>75351722
Do you lot think that with American owners at F1 we will see more F1 drivers at the end of their careers offered these big money one off races to see if they like the change? I see this as the CART era where you'd see former champs & veterans make the move to the US for a big money short term contract. May see some US boys make the move to F1 in a similar manner if they have the Super Licence requirements.

tl,dr US lads who would you like to see make one off races in F1?

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Also will the current owners push for more US races? Which tracks have the possible room to upgrade to F1 requirements? Would you boys even go to a local F1 event?

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>>75351722
>I think he'll do fine
Me too.

>and enjoy it.
That, I'm not so sure about.

I just hope he doesn't have shitty luck and eats a wall hard enough to fuck himself out of his remaining F1 years. Mad props to him for taking the plunge, though.

>>75351867
There's only one or two German Vettelfags though. And last time I even replied to one, he's made it obvious he was a Vetteltard. What's your point?

>>75351885
I'd love to see Scott Dixon compete, he's an incredible driver in general, but jumping into an F1 Car with little testing is a bad idea in general.
Michael Andretti was promised a lot of testing miles in 93 and never got them due to Mclaren's engine woes that off season. His season was horrible and he was paired with Senna, no faster way to demoralize a guy than to give no testing and have him wondering why he's half a second slower than his 3x WDC teammate. Senna didn't like the 93 Mclaren though either, take that how you will.

It also depends on who's car they would jump into, much harder to have a shot at an F1 depending on which car you find yourself in.

>>75351964
you're a Pole, aren't you?

Would you rather potato as a 7-time WDC or lose your legs before ever driving an F1 car?

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>>75352004
Take my legs bro. Just go to WTCC & fuck asperger bitches at the gimped games

>>75351986
>He doesn't have the same opinion as me
>He can't be German
I'm as German as you are, Fritz. Get over it.

>>75351910
I've always known the local tracks like Elkhart Lake(Road America) or Watkins Glen(though it used to hold a GP weekend, different times) as Indycar/CART tracks.
The local tracks simply don't have the money for upgrades or the F1 Sanctioning fee.
The economics likely aren't there since some of them are quite a ways from the nearest urban center.

I really don't know which circuit I'd like to see F1 on, but none of the ones on the active Indycar schedule.
>>75351959
Anything can happen, but it's incredible the kind of accidents Indycar drivers survive these days. The last near casualty was Hinchcliffe in 2015, that was a very hard hit, but he would have been fine were it not for the suspension turning him into a kebab.(it wouldn't happen again, stronger ant intrusion panels are now around the suspension along with a special plate that all parts are attached to)
He made a full recovery and won the race at Long Beach though, so there's that.
Wilson's accident could have happened in any open wheel series anywhere and was simply a freak accident.
Alonso will be fine.

>>75352054
I like the photo that was taken mid collision and clearly shows his leg flesh flying off.

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>>75352121
>just had some chorizo with tea
Good call mate

>>75351816
>Amx just always keeps his hands on the steering wheel when crashing
Keep seeing this inaccuracy propagated. Jos advised him to keep hands on steering wheel in a head in collision. Not with sideways impact (which does the wristbreaking).

>>75352191
head on*

>>75352191

There is no physical connection to the steering wheel in F1 anymore. Perfectly safe to keep hands on wheel

>>75350242

Halo would have saved his legs.

>>75350054

>tfw this is surprsingly accurate except for the monster arms and muscle neck
>head looks nothing like me, I have medium long hair

Why did you make me a goalkeeper though?
I'm quite short (171 cm) if anything I would be an attacking midfielder or winger.

>tfw will probably be too old to start playing football when I lose the weight

I wonder if there are any shitty amateur teams nearby or academies for adults. Doubt the second one.

>>75352054
You just know that the worker running towards him is probably like "oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, this is going to be horrible"

>>75351885
>who would you like to see make one off races in F1?

I'd like to see Kyle and Kurt Busch race together on the F1 grid. It would be comedy gold.
>zero fucks given about making contact with other cars
>thousands of dollars in front and back wings strewn along the track
>epic radio banter shittalking other drivers and each other
>epic radio banter about how fucked up their cars are compared to the memecedes and furrari.

I'd rather see F1 drivers branch out into other series, like the GT series at Bathurst, or Le Mans, or super V8's down under.
>seeing Lowndes, Whincup, or SVG boot Negro Hamlulzton out of the way in a turn during a race.

F1 just isn't very competitive, and the race is against the track more than it is against other drivers.

>>75352322
>Not being a 165cm goalie
Did alright at last tourney our team was at. Kept 2 clean sheets with a wrist injury so not all bad. Also WAGlad threatened to break my legs so laughs all round

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ayyyy lmao

>>75352361
Kyle would hate F1, you aren't allowed to pile up undercard wins

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>>75352322
Damn, you love teasing us with new personal details about yourself, don't you? I hope Twain sees this post so he can adjust your looks

You were replaced in the last match by Michael Schumacher though

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>>75351885
>who would you like to see make one off races in F1?

>>75352398
Meh...

It's not like he's not beating other cup drivers when he runs Xfinity and Truck races. Whattya' gonna' do though, the nigger likes to race, and the sponsors like to see him race.

>>75349986
>But where will he go?
he'll devote his time to his hiphop career

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>>75352447
Better yet, pic related.

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>>75351885
Bring Jacques back for a meme race.

Pic unrelated... Probably.

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>>75349877
>77

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>>75350120
That's fucked.

>>75352447
DELETE THIS

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>>75350007
Last post number is how many...

just saw this guys, holy fuck.
https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/billymonger23

If you haven't seen the F4 crash the other day, there should be a webm circulating about of how horrific it was, but yeah. Fuck.

>>75351092
Universal Choking Sign I think was Hamilton for a brief period, can't remember, it's the Falcons at the moment unless it's changed.

What is >our most potent meme though?

>>75352782
DELET

>>75352789

See>>75348697
>>75350242

>>75352264
When you get slammed forwards theres plenty of bodyparts that bend before you break something. Sidways not so much.

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>>75350007
>>75352782
>>75352916
Don't worry guise, mine is the real number.

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Renault comfirmed 2027 F1 World Champs

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>>75352986

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>>75352976
Better!

>>75353012
Looks like a 2057 F1 car

Torro Rosso should brand they're engine as Minardi

Why wouldn't you have health insurance as a racing driver?

>>75353109
You would. Just a scam to get cash.

>>75353097

Even Minardi never branded their engines Minardi

>>75352986
Hideous.
They won't have solved the electric charge problem and they exclusively focus on the details it "would" have.

It's not possible and it isn't a glimpse into the future of F1 unless someone can figure out how to make the cars conserve electricity almost as fast as they can use it(not likely to happen anytime soon).

It's always stupid to see these concepts that the engineers know can't work right now, but they'll tell you all these details about it to attempt to sell their investors on it.
Total PR bullshit.

>>75353210
They branded them as whatever they had too

Minardi were the street urchins of F1

Guys I've been contacted by a Doctor from Nigeria who told me he can make Billy Mongers legs grow back, but he needs 2000$ for a plane ticket to get here. What do?

>>75353109
Isn't Britain a first world country? They have free health care don't they? Or are they way down in pseudo first world with America with no free health care?

>>75353306

Implying they actually built the engines

>>75353318
make him a new german instead

>>75353210
They branded them Fondmetal for a while

>>75351985
Dixon would be an interesting one, particularly circa 2014 with all the fuel saving. Had he got that Williams seat in 2005, he probably would have been out of F1 in a few years, but now the cars suit his style a bit better.

Andretti had many other reasons for failure, he had no experience in any of the tracks (unlike literally every other driver, as they all had done junior series in Europe) and he did not move to the UK, so he spent less time with the team. If he stayed at McLaren in 1994, he would have performed better and maybe gotten in a team capable of fighting for victories by 1995 or 1996. But much like Hill, he was relatively old by the time he got to F1, even for that time.

>>75353109
>>75353143
the NHS is pretty shitty though, private health care would be better, plus if people are willing to give you hundreds of thousands why not?

>>75353545
>plus if people are willing to give you hundreds of thousands why not
Hence the scam thing. Way too soon anyway. NHS pays for the emergency stuff. Then you need mad cash to get the very best prosthetics and rehabilitation.

>>75349986
McLaren Honda for sure

>>75353751
>tftp
The Dutch really are the scum of the Earth. Really. The poor kid just lost his fucking legs, essentially making the rest of his life way worse in every way. If compassionate people want to make him feel a bit better, I think raising a large sum of money for him is a great fucking idea.

>I lost both my legs, but with this money I can at least make some of my dreams come true
>NO! t. idiotic toothpaste

>>75353751
They have to strike while the irons hot. If they wait a month or 2 people will forget about the incident and they won't raise nearly as much money.
They might not necessarily need the money now, but in 1/5/10 years when he needs new equipment to get around and even to help set up his house for a wheel chair in a month or so time (he isn't going to be able to walk even with prosthetic legs when he is released from hospital).

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I want to see the spin preceding the British F4 accident from that Fingol's POV.

>>75354414
This is more than likely a college fund for the kid.
Hope he's intelligent.

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Aren't the crash structures supposed to stop this? I looked at the F4 regulations and they only have to pass an impact test at the front of 12 m/s (43 km/h) and rear at 10 m/s (36 km/h), that really seems way too slow 2bh. I can't find much on top speeds but it seems like they can get to 100 km/h is ~4 s. So he was going well faster than these cars are rated to crash at. F4 seems like an accident like this was waiting to happen 2bh!
>FIA wanking on about safety while allowing kids to ruin their lives
SAD!

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R4E IS KILL

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>>75353751
He lost his fucking legs you fuck how is that a scam? It's not like they're going to grow back or something

>>75353897
>>75353897
They don't even say what its for.

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When the race is the next weekend already.

Feels good brethern.

AMX AMD WDC

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>>75355394
>This is dead to Germans
What more do you want, every 2017 race seems like more than enough.

>>75355362
exactly

the chassis need to become safer

>>75355362
>implying the FIA cares about the safety of drivers other than F1's or of series that are broadcasted alongside it.

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>>75355649
>>75355394

>>75355465
>no one has told Nick to donate his legs to Billy for a win-win

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Meh. The hysterical 'oh lawdy think of the children' thing gets old. At least explain what the money will be used for and why its necessary. Blindly throwing money at an undefined problem is bollocks.

>>75355757
>implying the FIA cares about the safety of drivers other than F1's or of series that are broadcasted alongside it.

>be FIA at China GP
>cancel practice because smog means you can't get a driver to the hospital in time
>say it's all because of safety
>say that a police guided ambulance is not OK because the hospital is way away and it would take too long
>qualy comes around
>literally the same conditions
>magically becomes ok for drivers to drive
>race day comes round
>literally the worst conditions of the weekend
>allow the race to go ahead because somehow the ambulance can get to the hospital in time now


FIA is a safety third production

>>75355970
>>75355507
>>75355507
Everything needs to be changed and he will need special equipment and prosthetics for the rest of his life. Also he lost his career and will likely have to find another trade to learn. Alternative is to become Zanardi and get a specialist racing car made. All of which are expensive. How can you not grasp this?

Racing 4 Everyone is kill, it looks like. How am I going to watch F1 with Sky coverage now? NBC's smart TV app is awful.

>>75356026
He might have a better chance of actually becoming a full time racing driver now. Of course he won't make it to F1, but racing in a special car with his shands would surrely attract enough sponsors and not actually having to pay for a seat.

>>75356026
I agree with the toothpaste 2bh. I'm sure they have no malicious intent and will be doing the things like you said and I have said earlier.
But it's clear as mud, if your asking for this much money and will probably raise more than that you should have some transparency to at least let people donating know what they are donating to.
I'm sure if they explained what the money was going to it would tug on some Joe blogs heart strings a bit more and get some more money too.

>>75356074
ace stream

>>75355981
iirc they moved the neurosurgeon shit and specialist doctors to the hospital 5 minutes from the track

>>75350307
Meh, when i was 17 I was legless all the time.

>>75356074
>How am I going
Wait until it's uploaded to their new host...
They literally explain exactly what is going on, you obviously can read go and apply that skill.

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>>75356026
Welcome back Nick.
Diet going well?
Pay debts.

>>75356026
Zanardia was able to race, sure the kid is probably done in open wheel but GT and TC are usually pretty kind with this shit for entries.

>>75356178
They said they could not do exactly that on the Friday. Something about the equipment they need being hard/impossible to move from the current hospital. Also something about not fucking over all of Beijing incase they need their equipment at their hospital. And they said the equipment and expertise was not available at the closer hospital.

FIA lied that the race was okay and they had proper care available.

>>75356240
They're obviously going to be down for a long time. They started with their new host like a month ago IIRC and they still don't have anything uploaded there.

>>75356399
>new host like a month ago
Their post (that you seem to have still not read) that was made 2 hours ago says that they are moving to a new host.
Go and apply a touch of brain power and read their post.

>>75356530
I read the post. But there was also another one about moving there that was posted closer to the start of the season and nothing actually came of it.

>>75356178
I've been to a hospital near Anting and a decent one in Shanghai. Lets just say I completely understand why they'd want to fly straight to (probably) a proper hospital. Moving a couple of doctors isn't going to do much when the hospital is extremely unhygienic, has 0 privacy, poor equipment and poorly trained staff.

>>75355362
Just so you know the frontal test for F1 is done at "a velocity no less than 15m/s"

>>75356632
So you read the latest update of what's going on, decided to ignore the people that are running it telling you what's going on, decided your thoughts are correct even though they conflict with what's actually going on, and then came here to say they are dead and act like they are never going to return?

Great plan, you really thought that out well. Next time read and then read it again so it sinks in and don't make a retarded post about how the sky is falling.

>>75356830
The point was that I know they're coming back eventually, but since they already announced their new host awhile back and still dont have anything there, it's reasonable to think that they're going to be out for a significant part of the season getting set up with the new host.

I just want to know if there's any other sites doing the same thing till they're back

>>75356983
Well now so to speak they have a fire under their arses. They have actual motivation to change now rather than "we would like to".

Things that applied months ago no longer apply.

>>75356256
1. I'm not Nick. I'm not as nice as Nick either.
2. He was on earlier and is making steady progress
3. It's spelled "denbts"
4. Fuck you
>>75356329

I addressed this option. Still going to be expensive as fuck but it's his only option if he wants to keep racing. Big if though.
>>75356135
He should hope so, although I wouldn't be surprised if he never wants to (excuse the saying) set foot in a car again

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F1 A LA SARTHE WHEN

>>75357167
that would be boring af

f1 on the ring when

>>75357167
3027AD, just after Kimi retires.

>>75357211
>implying alonslow not breaking 200mph on the mulsanne straight
lmao

>>75357163
>I addressed this option.
Hardly, you treated it like there aren't actually people willing to give people like that a drive because their goal is to actually make a car raceable for nigs with no legs.

>>75357381
ok lets try that again
>implying alonslow not breaking 200mph on the mulsanne straight wouldnt be hilarious as fuck

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>>75356256
have this image (with filename) for future use, Karel

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Can someone make pic related but with le classic moustache man?

I understand cases like Zanardi where the legs were literally chopped off, but holy shit, cant they like put a gorillion nails and shit to replace the kid's bones?

>>75359167
no

>>75350120

I fucking called it

>>75349527
>>75349527
>>75349527

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>>75359224
Are you some sort of wizard?

>>75357444
someone is fucking with me, all those 44's every single diggiy day

>>75356026
maybe he could train as a ballet dancer

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>>75359224
h-how did you know someone involved in a high speed crash with severe leg injuries could possibly end up with partially amputated legs? can you tell us who will win this championship?

quick, hop in, we're stealing the wdc

>>75359167
The legs could have been so fucked that they would never heal to any sort of level of usability. When it comes to the feet, ankles and knees, if they don't work right, you can't walk properly and they get very painful and cause more problems with the back etc. Think of all the small anatomical structures - bones, tendons, ligaments, that would have been torn to pieces, as well as nerves, and you can see why those legs would be worth more to the local foxes than to him.

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>>75359725
ok lad. You man that broom painted the look like a gun

>>75359630

Overruled: >>75349877

>>75359686
I recently watched a video in German where a pretty intelligent guy said that the radiation in Japan from either Fukushima or the two bombs barely have any effects on the country and the people, from a health standpoint at least.

>>75359224
Not 100%

>The 17-year-old suffered the horrific injury last Sunday in a high-speed accident in the final F4 race of the weekend, and it took almost two hours to extricate him from the car.
>Monger was airlifted to Queen's Medical Centre and placed in an induced coma while undergoing surgery.
>A statement from the series said Monger's condition was "critical but stable" and that his vital signs "are showing progress".
>He is expected to be woken up in the next few days.

>tfw you wake up and find out someone stole your lower legs

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>107% rule

No legs for you, kiddo

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>>75359807
>German person sensible when it comes to nuclear power
shame theres just 1 German who understands just how good nuclear power is. Nuclear powered planes never happened. Nuclear bomb powered spacecraft never happened. Nuclear powered F1 cars must happen. Pinnacle of technology etcl blablabla NOW

>>75359770
Received and understood.

>>75359893
what kind of upgrades could give him an advantage over other drivers?

>>75359908
underrated post

>>75359935
I mean not having legs means he is pretty light compared to other drivers.

>>75359908
he's a lot below the mininum weight limit as well now

>>75359935
>>75359989
Would you also have slightly quicker reactions from finger controls over feet pedals. We may well see people intentionally remove feet for a few tenths

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You think he already lost his virginity before the crash?

>>75360039
Time for a pity fuck from Nurse Joy after a sponge bath.

>>75360039
How do you think he got his race seat. Horny middle-eastern businessman always have time for boi pussy fresh from cumming in karts

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>for sale: legs, slightly used

>>75360039
>>75359935
Also dildos for legs is definitely an advantage.

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>>75360072
>no benis after the crash

>>75360107
Nurse Joy can wear a strap on

>>75359893
>and placed in an induced coma
fug, is he, dare I say, Bianchi'd?

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>>75360097
Why not just get your stump all up inside some girls and/or businessmen who'll offer you a drive in F3?

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>>75360039
>>75360072
>>75360075
>>75360081
>>75360097
>>75360107
>>75360126
I approve of these messages. Maybe he will now get hormone replacement therapy to improve his marketability towards old middle eastern men and finally become the trap he was always destined to become.

>>75360176
What will his new name be though. Got to be marketable to sponsors as well as Uncle Mo the cabbie in the know

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Fuck, apparently one of my m8s used to know this kid

please donate
https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/billymonger23

>>75356074
Acestream or IPTV. Or if you want to watch the races afterwards, grab a torrent from RacingForMe or something.

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>>75360176
>Billy a few years from now

I'd literally just ask the doctors to euthanize me. Shit, I usually dont give a fuck about these sort of things, but this kid did get me for some reason. Poor bastard.

>>75360512
What do you think happens to the legs when they get the chop. Where do the legs go?

>>75360545
I think I remember something about keeping kidneys and shit like that in fridges for a while, I guess it's the same for stuff like legs, but why would they keep a bunch of mashed flesh?

>>75360545
Toxic waste bin la.

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>>75360568
Lads gotta eat while out drinking

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>>75359725
how about I attach a pic

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>>75360644
>44
Not only did you forget the pic for that long you just did that too. Ya dingus

>>75360545
Cremated

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>>75360666
we're still winning the season, r-right guys? Nice trips btw.

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>>75360666
well shit

>>75360545
They are fed to zoo animals.

>>75360644
The new Ferrari jackets are nice.

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>>75360327
>my dads coached him
goddamnit England

>>75360833
more like illiterate idiots, than homosexuals

>>75360039
>>75360327
fucking hell. i am usually pretty cold about internet things, but this makes me sad. imagine when he looks back on old photos, and sees his former self with his legs.

>what did i do to deserve this?
>i miss my legs

fuck me this is not cool

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>>75348792
Kubica is gearing for F1 comeback. He just tested GP3 car in Italy.

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>>75360876
don't forget to drink your cranberry juice

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>>75360914
I think at this point we should realize that the dream is over, Poland will never into F1 again.

>>75361032
desu I'd donate to make it happen

>>75360876
He needs a Zanardi-tier will and comeback. Although his single-seater career will be over no matter what. Still, the loss of legs are harder to adapt to than mostly losing arms, Alessandro Nannini drove touring cars for years after severing his right arm in a helicopter crash.

>>75360876
>Puts down the photo of him winning his first kart race and standing on the podium
>Puts on his VR helmet and continues playing F1 2025 where he is now a 4 time world champion
>Switches over to some VR Porn of Victoria "Voluptuous" Verstappen who nows make F1 related porn
>Rubs the mound where his penis used to be to get a vague tingling feeling before crying himself to sleep

>>75360914
>>75361103
guys guys I have an idea, we can make one functioning body out of those two

>>75361138
Sew the other halves together and we have a decent doorstop/paperweight.

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>>75361138
Can Schumi join too?

>>75361165
>>75361192
We'll graft the potato head onto the doorstop body, and give the excess functional head onto Schumi's body.

>>75361138
http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Combiner

>>75361138
how creative >>75348792

>>75360876
Felt bad too, then I remembered he'll get fully functioning android legs in his lifetime.

>>75361284
>asks vicariously for money from people who watch his work online
will his bionic legs be fast enough to look blurry?

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I still think you are a manipulative prick Jenson but that is nice.

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>>75361316

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keep dabbing billy boy

>>75361423
should of taken his arms, too, desu

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>hey billy, how many legs do you not have?

>>75361450
>No way to fight back and he just has to take it
>That brilliant moment when his body betrays him

Pretty hot desu

(We might possibly be taking this too far)

>>75361470
>gee bill! how come your mom lets you have 0 legs

>>75361493
raping quadruple amputees? "too far"? pish posh, anon

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>>75361537
I mean I did write this so I guess you are right.

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https://twitter.com/ArtLess_London/status/853724287156584448

>please stop hating and show sum respect for his family ok

>that's very sad to hear .., lovely artwork as tribute tho

>thanks a lot that means a lot I might be able to sell them also

>your a very talented artist btw .., how much are they ?

>why thank you my friend .., yes I'll sell for £35 each I think

what the actual fuck?

>>75361423
I felt bad untill I saw him dabbing.

Thank you Hungry-harry.

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oh wait nvm

jej

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>Be the mom of Billy Monger
>Have always been supportive of his hobby, his passion, despite living in constant fear of him getting hurt
>Work hard with your husband to gather money for the races, see you son progressing, be proud
>Spend a lot of lonely nights as Billy, your only son, and your husband are out of town, racing in more and more dangerous series
>Always have the lingering feeling of fear at the back of your mind
>One day get a call from you husband
>Can't make out the words at first, just hear him sobbing as the sound of a helicopter roars in the background
>Your stomach turns inside out
>You know something bad has happened
>"H-Hi, love. Please prepare yourself. B-Billy was in a bad crash."
>Go to the hospital, already preparing for the worst
>Your sons legs get amputated, but he lives
>You know he will be mentally destroyed
>This incident will overshadow your family's life for decades

Why do I feel so bad about this lads? ;___;

instead of Billy Monger, is he now Willy Dongless?

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>>75361594
Why is he blurred

>>75361727
>Walk into his room a year later to find billy sobbing
>You ask him whats wrong and he says he couldn't reach high enough to tie the noose.

>>75361727
Because you have homolust for the legless bum piratel, you disgusting willymonger.

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>>75361854
hori shiet

>>75361685
2 legs? What do you need 0 legs for?

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>>75361776
>that screencap
holy fuck

>>75362008
I can change the filename so I don't spoil it but then it just disappears into the depths of my random folder and I'll never find it again

wat do

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>>75362039
Nobody fucking reads file names anyway

Don't worry about it, organised folder > anything else

that's a bit insensitive don't you think?

http://fiaformula4.com/billy-monger-steps-up-to-ford-msa-formula-with-jhr/
>billy monger steps up

>>75361727
wow what a fucking faggot you are. you need to grow up fast you weak, entitled piece of trash.

>>75362688

Nice proxy Billy

>>75362757
>(You)
Thanks virgin.

Quick somebody think of a topic to have a meaningless debate about so we don't lose a thread in the next couple of days

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>>75361727
>Hear Billy sobbing in his room under his duvet
>Come into comfort him and ask what is wrong
>Billy says his GF left him because of the accident
>Said she was already sleeping with someone while he was in the coma
>Says he can't get a date due being stuck in his room recovering
>Billy stops crying and slowly pulls the duvet off his lap
>He has a raging erection. Easily bigger than his dad.
>Shocked and embarrassed you turn your head
>He says being cramped up in his room all days makes him horny
>"B..but Billy you are. a man you can...ummm..deal with that?"
>He says it always comes back and he needs a woman's touch
>"Please mum. It'll just be one time. I won't tell dad and I won't ask again."

I'm going to bed before I write anymore.

>>75363115
You can always start /cyc/fagging

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he'll score points when?

>>75363115

How much would you lad be willing to pay per month for a F1 streaming service?

For sake of conversation:
>all races live, no practice or qualifying
>all sessions feeds available at all times
>all sessions feeds available at all times plus alternate caneras & on onboards live

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>>75364112
if the commentary is decent then I'd pay like $100 or euros for that matter for a full season of the 3rd option

Wasn't that Vettel's first win from not on the front row?

>>75364112
I have actually never looked at how much it costs me to watch sports because it's "free" bundled with my Internet plan. It looks like the basic + my sky + sports + movies package we get "free" is worth about as much as our Internet plan. I can watch or record any F1 race/sport/movies/documentaries/tv programmes I want and watch them again as often as I want, it's a pretty good and if I set up my own sky I would cut the movie channels.
If I didn't get that I would willingly pay for fan pass (just sports streaming) for $55 per month that you can chrome cast to my TV. Apparently any event is available to replay within 24 hours of it being live but there is no record function, which I do use a lot with my sky.

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P E D O
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D
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>>75364596

>>75364381
No. 2015 Hungary. Get a grip.

>>75363123
if i pulled you off would you die?

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>>75360327
When did England vote to switch to private healthcare?

>>75364381

At Monza in 2008? He was on pole for that one. No one seems to remember (especially not on Reddit) that the Torro Rosso was actually extremely good in the wet with both Vettel and Boyrdais qualifying well above where the car would normally run.

>>75364825
wasn't there some driver that hadn't won from beyond the first row or was it just that Vettel's rate of winning from beyond the front row is so low.

>>75364997

I fail to see the logic in that not winning from outside the front row proves you're a carbabby.

For the last 3 years Lewis and Nico could have started every race from the pitlane and still won every fucking race.
Does that mean they're not carbabbys?

>>75364997
Well, Vettel hadn't won from below first row before Hungary 2015, so it was used as a weapon to make him look like a carbabby. I can't say which other drivers have a similar record. Nico?

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>implying using the full straight would make the race any better

>>75365133
Rosberg won from third at Austria 2014.