19th April:
14:30 BST Neil Robertson (Aus) v Noppon Saengkham (Tha)
14:30 BST (cont.) Ali Carter (Eng) v Graeme Dott (Sco)
19:00 BST Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Tom Ford (Eng)
>>75348578
>>75348597
Jesus, we having newbies making threads?
Good OP to be honnĂȘte
>>75348613
No bully
>>75348572
Don't forget the conclusion of Trump vs. McLeod (McLeod leading 9-6) and Ryan Day vs. Xiao Guodong (Guodong leading 6-3)
>>75348613
Somebody has to
>>75348629
Just trying to help
>>75348572
WHERE'S THE CUE STICK GOING?
OOOO, RIGHT IN THE SHITTER, she should've seen that coming.
Oh, and that's a bad miss...
>guy in a Muse t-shirt
I didn't think plebs were into this patrician sport?
>>75348687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRnDYFizjAQ
>>75348572
I will never get a good looking gf
>"moisture in the cloth"
W E W
Lucky lad getting a handshake from Parrott
>>75348733
not with that attitude, bong
>>75348718
It's an emotional Ali Carter had full cancer episode
9-7 to ISIS, hahahaha what the fuck happened I missed this mornings session?
Did anyone just see that segment on building the table...
Am I seeing things, or did the guy in charge have the fecking Iron Cross tattooed on his arm?!
>>75348824
Judd, losing his shit and apparently "injured", really bad snooker on both sides.
>>75348835
Didn't see it, post ss go back in iplayer.
>>75348824
Judd just played rubbish and gifted McLeod lots of opportunities. There was talk about Judd possibly being injured. They showed some close-ups of his face where he seemed to be in pain.
Robertson entering to badass cinematic music with the charisma of a urinal cake
How does Trump/McLeod affect the schedule then? On once one of the evening games has finished for the night?
QUICK! Claim your walk on song now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
>>75348824
>I missed this mornings session
You missed absolutely nothing. I was about to slit my wrists.
>tfw Saengkham entrance theme is some serious weeaboo music
>>75348844
>>75348877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gdOs_AN08
>>75348886
My sort of guy.
>>75348865
Apparently
>>75348877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIt-WiNkB8g
>>75348877
All Star
>>75348930
Damn, that's a good one. I was torn between Ecstasy of Gold or the chorus to Boney M's Rasputin.
>>75348877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UAUDbWrVhA#t=01m25s
>>75348951
Rasputin is banging as well.
>>75348969
lel, forgot this existed
>makes me hungry just looking at the lad
>>75348877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKC1OCQOXRs
>>75348969
GOAT WebM
C E N T U R Y
C E N T U R Y
Finally some proper break building.
>>75348572
Would you have sex with that woman? I would have sex with that woman.
>>75349087
OP here. No. I prefer a dominant man in bed.
Is there a Robertson stream?
>>75349145
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/39339290
Robertson always looks like he was up until 4am the previous night raiding Naxxramas with his guild
>>75349145
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
SETTLE DOWN
we watching carter-dott or robertson-noppon ?
>>75349195
I'm watching Carter-Dott.
>Ebdon going commentary
>>75349195
carter-dott dont really like the blonde autistic guy
http://www.eurosport.co.uk/snooker/world-championship/2016-2017/robertson-im-a-recovering-addict-video-games-seriously-damaged-my-snooker_sto6135205/story.shtml
>Neil Robertson: Iâm a recovering addict, video games seriously damaged my snooker
>>75349167
This one is not working for me and I don't know why ;_;
>>75349278
Literally /ourguy/
>>75349278
>http://www.eurosport.co.uk/snooker/world-championship/2016-2017/robertson-im-a-recovering-addict-video-games-seriously-damaged-my-snooker_sto6135205/story.shtml
Hehehe :^)
I am building a new PC, and I am forcefully getting myself addicted to it again.
It's atleast better than browsing imageboards and fapping all the time.
t.NEET
>âI was part of a raid team, and we played a few nights a week. When we got out to China for a tournament, I was trying to make the raid slot. When I got out there, the connection was so bad that I couldnât get access. I was furious for four or five days.
>I was furious for four or five days.
Ahahaha, I know that feel when internet fucks you up, while you are in the middle of some competitive play.
The autism rage is real :^D
>>75349393
>tfw my new rig is arriving on Saturday
I can't wait to piss away my days off playing vidya again. My life has been so boring the last 8 months
>>75349300
It works now, watching both matches
when does /ourguy/ play?
>>75349497
>watching both matches
That never works for me
>tfw trying to watch robertson match the legal way and it's so laggy shit that you have to get streams from 4chan
RERACK
>>75349543
If you mean Lelby, he plays on Saturday again. But
>our guy
>Selby
>>75349543
Honestly why do snooker guys have so great asses and why do they show their asses so much? Making me a bit gay desu.
147+ INCOMING
>>75349601
Snooker player actually do excersise their body, atleast the ones who want to win.
Pigs like Lee and Murphy will never win anything again.
this is our reward for hanging in there for the previous game
thanks robertson
our lord
>pussying on robertson -4,5 at 1.88 instead of -7,5 at 6.5
fuggg
>>75349601
It's not gay to be sexual attracted to a leopard.
>>75348695
Muse is decent, you twat.
>carter
>>75349714
>not sausage knight
Whatever happened to Ricky Walden?
>Saengkham coughing on his hand and then using it to move the cue ball
At least he appreciates that the only way he'll win this is if Robertson dies from severe illness
>>75349793
Poor season, his money dropped off from his win at the international championship so he dropped out of top 16. Poor form apparently because of back trouble
Dott mad
>>75349999
nice numbers, friend
Ali Carter is such an autistic man child
we /potquiz/ now
>>75350017
ty
C R U C I B L E
U
R
S
E
>>75350147
wew
>>75350147
Based
>>75350147
don't believe you tbqh
>>75350147
Nice
>>75350147
10/10
What did Microsuck mean by this?
>>75350169
>>75350212
All this time I thought there was only one Finlad in /147/
>>75350256
You were wrong
>>75350147
check'd
CENTURY
>>75350147
wew lad,
just too good to be true lad
I wonder who is in Steve's taxi today? Can't wait desu
better not be Robertson
>>75350563
Same. Who did we have so far? Ronnie, Ding, Wenbo are the ones I can recall.
>>75350256
We are many.
>>75348572
Jordan Carver has fake tits, get that slag outta here.
>"Snooker is now my job, pedigrees are my passion and healing is where my heart and soul reside," he says, before explaining how on earth he finds time for all three pursuits: "Generally, I study pedigrees and design matings in the morning and in the evening and prepare for snooker competitions by practising during the day.
>"I also take time out, to both give and receive healing sessions. Everyone can benefit from healing, which rebalances the chakras, our energy centres. More often than not, a healing session enables someone to relax at a very deep level, leaving them feeling revitalised - but occasionally they can also have a very profound spiritual experience, too."
http://bloodstock.racingpost.com/news/bloodstock/ebdon-breaks-off-as-a-pedigree-consultant/2245347/
/147/ fancy dress meet at the Crucible when?
based sexy butt neil
>>75350774
>healing sessions
What are "healing sessions"? Blazing a zoot?
How do we cheer Dott up?
>>75350925
we don't
>>75350925
MDMA
>>75350147
WEW
>>75350925
Forcibly change his nationality from Scottish.
>chingchongs miss
wew lad
>>75351201
>>75350925
Steve's
Taxi
>>75351213
pls don't mock spede he's a national treasure
captain get your shit together
>>75351285
kek
>>75351285
Sleep tight, Carter.
WHERE IS THE CUEBALL GOING?
WHERE IS THE CUEBALL GOING?
>>75351558
>>75350147
Nice.
Is the thot thing relevant here?
So there are 9 eggheads now?
"WHERES THE CUE BALL GONE"
>>75351728
He has become a bit self-conscious about his catch phrases it appears.
Lads, I made a 8 break today.
Soon I'll be able to improve my 13 break record.
>>75348733
Because YOU FUCKING SUCK
>>75351747
Same thing that happened with Geoffrey Boycott on TMS.
>>75351285
He won't.
Mr. Grim Scot will advance.
>>75350147
>tfw not 155
Hmm, has there been more than one century in the Robertson game?
>>75351920
Apparently not. Fuck.
>>75351920
You got money on 2+ centuries for robertson?
GWAN BARREEH
>>75351951
10 euros for over 1,5 in the game.
Well, shit happens. He should have done it three times.
>>75351979
i hate that guz
>>75351843
Trump looks like Vettel in that pic.
Looks might not be the only similarity between them if he gets BLACKED tonight :^)
>>75352129
what time is the final frame being played?
>>75352278
1h 20 bings
who /blorkins/ here?
>>75352357
here
>>75352357
Ye
Trumps full of shit about that injury, he was fine the first 4 frames then Rory played really well to lead 5-4. Just a bullshit excuse because hes playing shit
>>75352617
Yeah, bet we will see some shit tweets after the match from him.
BASED BAZZA
WE GARAGE NOW
Is Tom Ford Rob Walker's son?
One of two things wil happen lads
>It goes to the last frame, which means comfy
>trump gets btfo by mcwho muslim sponsered by isis
>Hazel will never give you a double kiss on the pink
>>75352781
Also, when is the estimated time of this game
>>75352786
>>75348572
This OP is very distracting.
>>75352793
After the first of the evening matches finishes.
Trump's lubing up as we speak
>>75352357
A little kiss always helps.
Everyone fall asleep?
>Ryan "the pride of Wales" Day
where can i watch berry
redbutton streams day vs who
>>75353340
Just trying to get over how shit work was today, not helped by me watching Jebb Krump's abysmal game for several hours.
>>75352865
Getting ready for that bbc
Cant wait to see trump taking down McLuck
>>75353382
...hmm interesting, cricfree doesn't show a snooker stream.
>>75353410
Anything unusual happen or just generally normal shit day?
>not helped by me watching Jebb Krump's abysmal game for several hours
lyl
Eating a creame egg lads
this game needs more kpop idol refs
>>75353510
Just general laziness, recently got promoted but my assistant is a retard who I have to babysit so it's basically just doubled my workload. Worst thing is she's not even fit for it.
>>75353487
>Luck
Blasts every shot at full force
Pure skill mate
>>75353410
First day back since the tournament started. Talk about a slog. Only checking the score of Trump kept me going.
>>75353653
but is she hot? you could put your cue into her pocket if you know what i mean
>>75353512
Savage
>>75353576
More filthy G string sluts desu
>>75353697
Nah, unfortunately not. She has a decent body but she smokes and has the pallid skin of someone who has lived off Turkey Twizzlers her entire life.
Day getting heemed.
>>75353653
Ah, bummer.
>>75353786
>She has a decent body
rest doesnt matter, just fuck her in the vagina if you know what i mean
>>75353832
he is busy watching the other match
Finish him off Xiao
Wouldn't mind Xiao winning this already so we can get to see Trump-McLeod
>>75353954
>just fuck her in the vagina if you know what i mean
Hi Shaun
How many have fapped already to he op image
Be honest now anon
>>75354113
one
you
>>75354113
I can rarely fap to photos these days
Speaking of, did trump injure his hand wanking off during the mid session yesterday or do you think he tried to shove something up his bum?
>>75354178
He forgot his bad dragon to the hotel room and tried to use a cue as a replacement fucking up his arm in the process.
was hoping xiao would finish him desu
Trump playing tomorrow?
>no century
>>75354461
in an hour i think
>>75354461
commentators said after this match
>>75354178
The best of us dont use images and fap using the imagination.
>>75354532
What match? Barry?
>>75354145
Not yet lad, will do though for sure
>>75354532
Toher one lad
Nine o clock lads confirmed for trump mcnigga
From BBC stream
>Judd Trump (Eng) 7-9 Rory McLeod (Eng)*
>*Resumes after the first of the day's two evening matches finishes
Just wait for grorious Xiao to defeat Day
>>75354731
Eurosport said they cant come on before nine. So 9 earliest.
>>75348572
Who is this snooker hooker?
>>75354727
>>75354731
>yfw Day comeback
>>75352664
Hiding that recceding hairline and getting away with it
Reeeeeeee
>>75354553
The elite of us can do it with just imagination and no self-touching
>>75355292
Teach me master
You lads excited for the new Fargo season?
>>75355348
Yer, really enjoyed first two. Expecting alot though
>tfw G-dog is tightening the rope
good fucking job day
that was amazing
>>75355348
Completely forgot it was starting soon. When's it airing?
15 minutes untill blacked begins
>>75355832
bring on the pain
Xiao is pretty good, is he good enough to beat selby?
>>75355832
Trump right now
>>75355761
Some time tonight (I'm guessing around 2am or so) so you'll be able to watch tomorrow.
>>75355433
Same. But I can't imagine it being anything other than good.
...sorry for getting off-topic. Day BTFO!
>>75355890
Depends on how well the chinese goverment programmed him.
Remeber deep blue
>>75349701
is that gazza?
>>75355929
Kek
i like this video
based iron cross guy
JUST TAKE MY VIRGINITY HAZEL
its fucking time
who trump here
Who has the most punchable face rory or judd
here we go lads
Cmon Rory lad
Odds on judd sperging out and weting himself?
>>75356552
/Trump/ 'til it's 9-9 and then /McLeod/
ITS HAPPENING
>McLeod is the oldest player here
>mfw he's 7 years older than Graeme Dott
I like rorys playimg style. Chilled out, looks like he dont give a fuck.
Why do they say hes boring. Must have missed when he played it safe alot
BLACKENING POSTPONED
>wearing brown shoes with black pant, shirt and vest
Please lose
>taking a shit
>match starts
>open door wide to listen
/comfy/
>>75356909
Hoped for trump to come out tonight and then go home without potting a ball. Gutted.
>>75356960
This omg
NAWTY
DAT RED
I really hate trump cmon Rory do him in
>>75356986
>tfw I can see my tv from the toilet
Small apartments aren't all bad
GOAT shot by Trump
Lads
Hea going to get blacked in the end. Hes just making it sweeter for rory and his 13 inch halal
Who /comfy9-9safetyplayat12am/ here
no one even clapping trump, i guess alot of people dont like him
>tfw Trump takes out his snack: a bacon sandwich and a pint of lager
>>75357342
>Trump starts flicking bits of pork scratching at McLeod's beard
Rory fuck off please
Hoping McLeod gets knocked out just so these threads can be comfy again
>>75357324
/here/
>>75357429
Starting to feel the same
GWAN JUDD
Judd looks like such a fucking moan
dat choke on the long pot
Old lady in the orange sweater wants rorys bbc
Trump is /ourguy/
>>75357672
Can you explain why please?
Over all of the other players this is our guy?
>shot played to perfection
>no reaction
>commentator says it was well played
>applause
Seething casuals in the audience.
>>75357672
All right I'm out
>>75357721
Hes my favorite and I speak for everyone in this thread
>>75357672
'no'
>>75357721
BECAUSE HIS NAME IS TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
BRAINLET
just realised female ref, wonder if rory will shake her hand
>>75357852
oh shit son
>>75357852
He wouldn't disrespect her like that
>>75357852
She will be expecting something other than his hand if you know what i mean
His dick
>>75348687
Did anyone else just hear them taking a sip from a pint in the studio?
Are they really smoking fags and chugging down pints in there?
I thought it was just a meme nowadays.
>>75357315
>>75357899
T H E T R U M P I S G E T T I N G S T U M P E D
>>75357932
Ken and Dennis? They're both from Ireland. Go figure.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BLACKED
Why tho McLeod
FUCK
BLACKENING POSTPONED AGAIN!
Fuck sake, trumps gona win this init?
>distracted with the black
>the nawty nation of Judd Trump
>>75358236
WE'RE BACK ON CHAPS
Judd fucked it that quick I can't even post this in good time
OH W8 THE NIGGERS BACK ON!
At least i can go to bed earlier
>the asperger town populated by Judd trump
it's over guys :(
BLACKED
What a pointless win. Will just job out in the next round. Waste of time.
Rightful winner.
Trump had so many chances and he fucked them all.
>the state of Drubb Flump
>Trump
ABSOLUTE state
>>75358365
>liking Judd
>>75357852
This just in: no.
hahahahahaha
What time should the video appear on blacked?
allahu akbar desu
>>75358378
Fucking hell Judd did you even go for a piss before getting on your phone
>>75358394
>not wanting the best players in the later rounds
he shook hazels hand, wtf lads?
Wasn't expecting this voice desu
>>75358378
This
Also i hate niggers and people who cant dress
>>75358483
Hazel confirmed man
>another match with /pol/ posting
>>75358463
this desu senpai
I hope this shitskin will get BTFO by Maguire in next round.
>>75358463
>Judd
>best players
Hmm
>>75358463
>best players
he just lost to a 46 year old nobody
>>75358483
this tbqh, how will ever go back to Qatar?
>>75358503
Just another bloke innit
Shame about the tinfoil hat halal
>>75358463
>losing to ISIS
>one of the best players
Pick one and only one
>getting blacked live on air
Just
>play shit
>lose
>ugh guys the favourites should always win, anyone else will just lose eventually
Don't expect much else from /sp/ plastics I guess
>ywn get breakfast in bed from Hazel
>>75358663
>he would prefer mcleod getting smashed 13-0 by ronnie than a ronnie trump last frame decider thriller
>>75358663
Everyone loses eventually anon... everyone
It really makes you think
>>75358727
>ronnie trump last frame decider thriller
>>75358770
Ron wouldn't get blacked
>>75358727
He has Stephen Maguire next, fair chance.
>>75358801
Based on how mental he gets against slow players im not sure desu
>>75358727
If anyone could throw a match against Rory harder than flump it's going to be Ronnie and I'm a ronniefag
And I definitely want to see that match tbqfhwy
>>75358859
Everything I saw of Rory seemed quite good, only saw safety's and snookers any other players would have played? I did miss the second session tho
when other commentators start stealing john virgo's lines
>just got back from work
>Trump rekt by ISIS
Goodnight sweet prince.
>>75348969
fuckin loved that. Need more of these.
>>75358916
>I did miss the second session tho
Watch it in one sitting
Killing yourself is cheating
Tom looks more handsome in his press pics.
>>75358980
Judd threw that away rather than Ronnie style rage quitting
>>75359028
Looks like he's been glassed a few times since
>>75359036
kek
Rory is such a twat. Maguire please smash him.
>>75359082
>tfw close enough
>>75358558
>>75359205
>Judd refused to do his mandatory postmatch interview
Bless
>>75359328
Becasue he's doing this >>75355929
am i late
>>75359434
>>75348572
I bet 50 quid on Fu to win at 20-1, how fucked am I /snooki/?
chances that in 20 years the crucible will look like china town?
>that green by Ford
kek
>>75359499
Not betting on Mark "Big Booty Blaster" Selby was a mistake.
>>75359328
What a fucking nonce.
did ford just mouth the word 'twat' to himself?
this lad's falling apart, even the commentators sound pissed off
>people in the audience are chuckling at the commentator's jokes and the players know they've told a cheeky joke about them
Such bullies. BULLIES.
COCK SAMPLING
>>75359778
Ford crashes anytime he faces one of the top players, it's nothing new.
>>75359702
The girly bloke's gonna choke.
Seen it all too many times, Marco 'The Cue' Fu all they way
>>75359852
>Ford
>crashes
Should he change his name?
Goodnight, /147/.
>>75359949
sleep tight
>>75359949
Night lad
>>75359876
He could call himself Tom Ferrari and then Judd would sit on him and they'd drive into the sunset together.
>>75359949
See you tomorrow lad
>janny deleted my 147 get
why?
>>75361814
Janny's never got even a century.