Barcelona vs Juventus Pre Match Hype Thread

> Calciopolentus
> upright
I agree that Barcelona out-refballs everyone though.

Punished Messi with a hattrick to cuck Jewventus hard.

>>75345497
>be from Monaco
>watch Barca vs Juve
Explain yourself.

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How can UEFA fix this one for Barca again without being to obvious?

Yesterday they scripted it clever with Madrid even looking at the end like a deserved winner, but today it will be more difficult especially after the Paris refballs people will be more conscious this time...

Dybala will score one and then be sold to Real Madrid for the new world record fee

I believe
That we will win

I'm not a fan of Juventus
but today I'm a fan of Juventus

>>75345531
t.Dirtmund "supporter"

>>75345564
clap clap clap

Any true barça fan supports juve today
We are not to be trusted against madrid in semis or the final, juve on the other hand could win them

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Reminder that JEWventus are the ultimate bad guy.

>>75347157
t. Guido Rossi

putting all my savings on juve today

Rooting for the ref desu

>>75347157
>>75347249
t. Adriano Galliani

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>>75345497
>Jewventus
>Good

They're just as bad as Uefalona.

1:0 for barca and that's gonna be all. i expect a shit match in terms of quality.

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not watching this shit anymore till they implement var and stop the clock whenever game stops

Juve can't lose this if they stay 11 for the entire game.

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>>75345563
Signed a new contract right after the first leg against Barcelona that makes him second highest earner in Serie A and said he's not going anywhere. Don't forget Juventus don't sell players that are crucial for them

Dabalas playing right lads?

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>>75348265
>mfw he scores there

I thought he was injured

who juve /lifelong/ here?

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>>75348277
>>75348311
Should be alright, it was just a minor ankle injury against Pescara. These are predicted lineups according to >whoscored

What part of Juventus are you guys from?

I hope that Juve wins this CL.

>>75348358
Mole Antonelliana

>>75348277
not for 90 minutes i think

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>>75348343
>three at the back

If >we don't go through, i'll leave 4chan for one week
can't handle the banter

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>>75348435
>switching to the most basic formation possible
>with meme roles like wide target man
>playing better than ever

>>75347156
> implying that Uncle Flo won't fix a Monaco vs Real Madrid draw with the 2nd leg at Bernabéu
Quarterfinals vs Bayern was enough compensation, enjoy another 7 years of "lucky" draws.

>>75345520
>Monaco
Phoneposter detected.

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>>75348506
>sergi roberto

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>>75345497
whatever i get from picking pockets today im putting on barcelona lads, patron saints of thieves.

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>>75348725
>remontada

Juve win 2-1

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>>75348762
(((remontada)))

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>mascherano

>>75347157
T H I S

It's hard rooting for Barcelona though. Almost wish a nuke would just drop on the field.

>>75348343
can biscuits really make a difference for barca's midfield?

if digits barcelona win 4-0 with 2 no era penals

>>75345497
Will soccer ever be fixed? Serious question. It's a sport stuck in the 1900's.

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>>75348964
Doesn't matter, they had all the possession they wanted in the middle in Turin and Juve just held their defensive positions, letting manlets pass it around and getting past them on the flanks when needed.

5x1 to Barcelona
I want an el classico final so much

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lads I want to fap so bad but this cunt been fixing my boiler for literally 2 hours now, have the biggest blue balls I can ever remember.

>>75349018
just do it. its pretty thrilling to do it when someone might walk in. maybe just as you cum he opens the door and you'll just have to look him in the eye and talk to him as your hidden dick is pulsing cum into your pants.

>>75349018
>not just doing it anyway

what are you, a beta male or something?

>>75349018
take it as a challenge

do it and cum on his back without him realizing

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>>75349053
Nice

dubs for 5-2

does juventus has a chance here?

qatarlona vS jooventus

it's the middle-east all over again

>>75349114
More than you at speaking correct English.

>>75349126
Kek

>>75349114
Barcelona - 55%
Juventus - 45%

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Daily reminder that Juventus is a patriotic club that believes in playing Italian and Argentinian players over foreign mercenaries, and calling them Jews is a poor insult that only makes them stronger.

>>75349168
>being this delusional
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you.

>>75349186
>>75349186
Barcelona and Juventus are not from the same tier of european football.
Barcelona just needs their A game, and they can be winning by 3 at half-time.

was going to put a cheeky 5 on barca to qualify but only 30 bong return, not even worth it desu.

>>75349211
You're right, they're not in the same tier, Juventus is a much better team, even though Barca has a couple of top tier players.

In all honesty the only team in all the CL that can defend well apart from Juve is Atletico, too bad they're not as good as Juve.

>>75349211
You don't know about their defense, do you? It's the best in Europe. If Juventus decides to clamp down and set up in front of goal for most of the match, Barca is going to be lucky to get a goal.

>>75349211
apart from forwards juventus team is far superior, not to mention they actually play as a team too.

>>75348698
Do you know people that doesn't understand sacarsm usually are retards

>>75349211
God, Barca fans are such insufferable cunts. All of you are delusional and have false superiority complexes. I just hate your team and your fans more and more every year.

Your team isn't as good as you think they are, and the only reason you think they are is because the rest of your league is a joke.

You literally just lost 3-0 and are talking about "tiers". I just can't wait for this game to end so I don't have to hear you faggots anymore.

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Former Barça player Dani Alves kisses the Barcelona badge upon entering the Camp Nou today

>>75349256
>tfw i put a cheeky 50 on Barca

>tfw i made 8 K When they vest PSG ;)

>>75349369
Juventus supporters don't care about stuff like this as long as the player in question does his job.

>>75349399
Yeah, most supporters hate this social media shit

>>75349369
Good banter

>>75349369
he's probably praising Allah

Don't worry lads Barcalona it's gonna rob this match so easily

Juve will lose """"""""""legitimately""""""""""

>>75349410
Not just that. We know players are professionals who do a job like everyone else and can still cheer for other teams or have strong emotional ties with others.
It's only human. The important thing is that he does his job and I'm pretty certain that he will do it just fine.

>>75349461
he will be sent off

Last nights game was entertaining as fuck.

Expect a borefest today.

>>75349461
inb4 5 own goals

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always relevant

>>75349470
>>75349487
Just like in the first game amirite.
>>75349481
Last night was a huge shitfest, bad playing from both teams.
Have you ever heard about defending?

>>75349461
based Morata

>>75349211
They only have better forwards but since they are playing like shite they dont even have that

>>75349509
Yeah.
It's a shame he doesn't play much, we could have used him at Juve.

>>75349505
he was close to it in the first and juve will be playing much more defensively this time. plus you can bet that barcelona, primarily neymar will be diving left and right for free kicks and penalties so it isnt much of a stretch

>>75345531
Harsh, but semi understandable red for Juventus before the first half is up. Like a clear, quite bad yellow, will be given as a red.

Barcelona is a shit team

>>75349570
they have 5 champions leagues, does juventus even have one? kek

>>75349352
>Do you know people that doesn't understand sacarsm usually are retards

>>75345531
>Yesterday they scripted it clever with Madrid even looking at the end like a deserved winner
m8, Vidal pulled off the cleanest tackle of his life. UEFA have given up on subtlety

>>75349582
Two. They were also in the final three times in a row IIRC.

>>75349505
You could argue it was bad defending obviously, but it was entertaining because both teams didn't have cautious defending attitude and didn't really calculate. Tonight it will be a battle between one team sitting deep defending and timewasting, and the other miserably trying to attack it and chimping out at the referee. You won't see much in terms of entertaining football.

>inb4 deep defending is entertaining

reddit is that way

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>Juvents are consider the good guy

Only Dirtmund, Monaco or arguably Atl.Madrid (even thought they're cunts) are the good guys

>>75348276
Who is the first one? Higuain? Either way Juve just can't compete with Madrid financially

>>75349185
All their best players have been French

Barcelona has the best and 2nd player in the world, each of them will score two, who the fuck juventus has?

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>yfw Monaco will pummel any refballer team left in the competition

>>75349723
no, >our best players have been italian

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>>75349723
Yes

>>75349804
>got an offside goal and a non existent penalty last match
They are refballers.

>>75348276
>Signed a new contract right after the first leg against Barcelona that makes him second highest earner in Serie A and said he's not going anywhere.

Suarez signed a new contract with Liverpool just months before transfer to Barcelona.

Contract renewals aren't a guarantee player will stay, they just guarantee a stronger negotiating power for the seller and thus higher transfer fee.

This just in! Yesterday's hungarian red team is being rushed to save Barcelona

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>>75349723
but not their best player ever

>>75349541
>juve will be playing much more defensively this time
Says who?
>>75349619
>it was entertaining because both teams didn't have cautious defending attitude and didn't really calculate
That's entertaining only for the casual watcher who doesn't care about good football.

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>>75349619
>Tonight it will be a battle between one team sitting deep defending and timewasting
and masterful 5-4-1 tictocs

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>>75349682
Yeah Higuain, and quiteunderstandably so. He broke like a hundred year old goalscoring record while almost leading Napolel to league title previous season. Juve have been growing financially in past years and are building a very promosing project for future with careful planning, when current defenders retire for example there are Rugani and Caldara already lined up. It's possible Dybala wants to be a part of that, and that's what he keeps saying as well. He's on his way to become new Del Piero and probably will be given #10 next season. It's obvious now that Juventus can compete with the traditional big three in Europe

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>>75349723
yes

>>75345497
what Juventus player will be sent off to help Uefalona?
Let's take bets.
I say Buffon. One between Chiellini, Bonucci and Mandzukic as second choice.
>>75345504
Nah, Refball Madrid have outdone them.

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>>75349880
Juventus don't need to sell if they don't want to. Do you think no one has ever tried to get Bonucci in last couple of transfer windows? It depends on whether Dybala wants to stay or not, and all his statements along with the new contract indicate so.

>>75349316
they didn't seem to clamp down enough last 2 CL's then.
>2 goals in 5 minutes against bayern and then 2 more a few moments later, 4-2
>3-1 against barcelona final

>>75349763
They have better players in 8 out 11 positions, plus work better as a unit as someone already pointed out ITT. If MSN go missing like they tend to regulary lately, what can Barcelona do to progress? Disregarding the (((ref)))

>>75350034
>i rate zidane

>>75350043
3 defenders out of 4 carded before half time
Khedira sent off

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>>75350034
Nedved >>75349897 >>> Zidane, with all due respect

>>75350043
No red cards (too obvious), but a legitimate goal disallowed for Juve and a penal. 1:0

>>75349723
>Del Piero
>Buffon
>Nedved
>Davids
>Platini
>Baggio
>Conte
>Cannavaro
>Rossi
>Camoranesi
>Zambrotta

Zidane and Trezeguet are two OF the best they've had.
Saying ALL their best players have been French is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

>>75350255
As a Juventus player - maybe.
Overall - no.

Nedved is a step below Zidane. Like semi-great if Zidane is great.

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>>75350255
What about the eternal shitlord pippo?

yes I found my old calcio card collection and I am having a nostalgia blast

>>75345497
I hate jewve but love dybala

I love messi but jewve is an Italian team

Whom should I root for? Also let's hope for good refeerying

>>75350359
Do you hate Barcelona? If not, probably Barcelona going off the info you've given me.

>>75350359
you root for the one progressing any given moment and call the other one a choker, post memes as necessary
half time is for slugs, nntm

>>75350359
t.Matias Alberto Bonacci

>>75350314
Obviously Zidane had more impressive career overall, especially thanks to NT, but as far as individual performances on club level go Nedved was superior.
Zidane - ball control merchant
Nedved - complete midfielder
>>75350315
Loving these cards kek. Always rated Pippo to be honest, a designated poacher next to creative Alex. But his most important goals were for Milan

>>75350279
2 yello cards, not a direct red. Chiellini and Mandzukic have a very physical style of play so they're the most at risk.

>>75350412
Laszlo here knows how it's done on /sp/ lel

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>>75350435
Last one. Juventus was a force to be reckoned in 2000.

to the italianons itt: is the game going to be aired on pay TV only or on Canale 5 too?

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>>75350480
>centrocampista

>>75350499
xd

Dubs decides the score and the score will be 3-1 Juve

>>75350303
Isn't Platini french?

>>75350437
this, sergio roberto will foul mandzukic until red

anyone can point me when was the last time uefalona actors were yellow carded for diving in the CL?

>>75348276
6months later
> D-Dybala was never good
> Ah ah ah 120M easy money guys
> Look at the stats guys !
> We got Mertens for 40M and he's so much better

>>75350401
I don't hate Barcelona but 3 spanish teams on semifinals is too much. Also if juve goes through maybe I can get you people to watch our legue

>>75350559
KEK

>>75350043
To be fair, Bayern was never qualified for the longer part of the whole two games, and the Madrid refball only started at min 85 - if we agree that Vidal and Casemiro should have been sent off before min 60. Counting all goals that should have been disallowed, the game would have ended 1-1.

The Barcelona crime was much worse. Bayern were robbed of a game, but PSG were robbed of the qualification.

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>>75350437
>>75350553
Sadly that's a likely scenario, Mandzu would get a straight red for touching someone like this tonight. Especially if it's one the infamous drama quartet of Nerman, Ratking, Alba or Biscuits

>>75350542
he was french the same way zidane is french

>>75350559
>le Juve fans miss Pogba xD
Wafflebro please, even the slowest pakis already realize what a con that transfer was at this point.

>>75350587
they will go down like a sack of shit, which is not surprising really

>>75350605
>>le Juve fans miss Pogba xD
You clearly do, being so obsessed with him. Oh right, you're not even a fan, just a plastic.

>>75350412
I don't come to /sp/ when I watch matches because I would eventually get lost in all the shitposting and entirely miss any important play.

Although when I see any fuck up or refball my thought immediatly goes here, and I imagine all the threads and the "apologize" or "motm for madrid" and othere memey threads you guys probably do

>>75345497
its funny cause people actually believe messi wont score atleast 3 goals today

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>come to thread hoping to trigger farcafags
>slovakbro already on it

>>75350559
Lel

Slovakbro is cute, CUTE!

Don't bully

>>75350633
If you hate Manure as much as I do and >your club pulls a literal robbery on them, of course you'll rub it in customers' faces. Plus watching them s-s-stuttering excuses for Poobag is as funny as /sp/ gets

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>>75350648
Combining our shitposting efforts tonight?

>>75345497
If messi does it again, he will become my god

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>>75350681
I would buy I gotta sleep early, first thing in the morn provided it goes our way though (I'm a pessimist)

>>75350648
why would any barça fag be triggered?
Barcelona is the best team of the last decade by far.
4 champions league since 2006, I think juventus hasn't won one since then

>catenaccio

>>75348264
good meme

>>75348964
yes because
>>75349015
he actually knows what to do with the ball when he has it in the middle

>>75350498
should be on c5

>>75350707
idk their '''fans''' are just easy to trigger

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>>75350706
Good!

Get me hype bros

>>75350586
the Madrid refball started when they needed it.
and vidal should not have been sent off

>>75350749
>he actually knows what to do with the ball
Not really, he's a short-pass spammer that provides cover for counterattacks through middle (Juve are usually flanking) and always relied on Xavi/Iniesta to be creative in front of him. Now that the former is burried in desert somewhere and latter a zombie, Biscuits is not what he used to be at all.

>>75350694
>messi does it again
does what again?

Barca to win, but not enough to advance. Predicting a 2-1. They don't deserve shit this year.

>>75350819
a poor performance entirely blamed on his team mates if they don't make it through or get all the credit for his team mates performance if they make it through

pick one

>>75350813
>based slovak also realises busquets is a meme

good taste senpai

>>75350633
russia dropping elite truth bombs

btw where is the australian juwefrogposter?

>>75350852
he's the most flawless /sp/ poster
>>75350862
ran out of bandwidth

>Juve fan
>But also want /sp/ to get BTFO yet again

What do?

>>75350868
>not wanting the annoying ameritrash barcelona bandwagoning scum to cry

>NFL style goal technology where refs constantly have to review plays
>le ruling of le field stands

>Criminal refball that destroys the integreity of the entire sport

how do we fix fußtball, /sp/?

>Barca gets 3 penalties and wins!

>>75350758
No one gets mad when you post retarded shit

>>75350905
>it's a farthalona refball rerun

wow these arent getting old UEFA

>>75350917
lol you already are.

>>75350940
>n-no u
You can pretend to be retarded all you want on here because of your ABB fixation. Just dont pretend you're triggering anyone

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>>75350852
>>75350867
Love you too Anons

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>>75350862
We thought he got a gf and is busy with her, then he showed up and denied it. Not seen since #worried

>>75345497

Uefalona will win it with Camp Nou refball. Chiellini will get bitten again, but he'll be the one sent off for not being delicious enough.

>>75350967
shut the fuck up you stupid spic. I've seen the threads were some random fag posts a pic with messhit crying and a poor, lazy, completely effortless bait post and you stupid useless fucking pricks immediately flock to it like moths to a flame because you're a bunch of underage low IQ shitbirds who cant handle banter and the fury inside you makes you reply to every little fucking stupid pointless shit.

if you weren't an angry 14 year old getting your small brain sent into an overdrive by anyone daring to ''challenge le goat xDDDDDDDDDDDDD'' you woudn't spend hours crying on the shoulders of the posters triggering you.

>>75349410
Do Juve fans in Italy hate that new shit badge?

>>75351050
Autism. Not surprised from a third world slav monkey

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>>75351050
Savage

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>>75351050
will chicano farthalona bandwagoners EVER recover?

>>75351076
Yes, because most people value history over the brand-isation of Juventus

>>75350001
>Says who?
common sense. no team plays the same against barcelona away as they do at home, specially not when they already have a 3-0 advantage. plus higuain is a choker and dybala isnt 100%. its not going to be the same as the first leg.

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Hoping for a nice diverse thread

>>75351079
>t. Tyrone Deshawn Pedro Dominguez

>>75347157
HHHHNNGGG

>>75351079
CHI

>when juve is the least evil team of the match

>>75350694
>If messi does it again
Messi was shit in both PSG legs though. They have Halal to thank since everyone will forget about the refball in 6-1 after all that refballing yesterday.

>>75351174
>le ebil Juve xdddd
Daily reminder that calciopoli made up by milanese retards.
>captcha: stop

>>75350587
We need a Pepe&Wojak edit of this foto

>>75351116
Lads, lets hate all Barca fans equally. Nothing wrong with being a foreign fan, supporting Barca is the real crime.

Does Mandjzkqsh really play on the wing? Wouldn't he be better in behind Piguain and Dybala better on the wing?

t. someone who never gets to watch Italian futbol.

>>75351223
>Wouldn't he be better in behind Piguain
How's he supposed to see the pitch behind that beast.

>>75351186
And then Real will have Barca to thank since everyone will forget about the refball in the 4-2 after all the refballing tonight

>>75351050
Based Ivan dropping the truth bombs

Hope Farsa gets BTFO so these gloryhunters will fuck off for awhile

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>>75351207

>>75351295
perfect

Where is that Australian weirdo obsessed with Juventus?

I thought he would be all over the thread by now.

>>75351311
One Juve-obsessed weirdo is enough

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>>75351295
Delete this...

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>>75351223
>he doesn't know about the Wide Target Man™
Dybala often moves in the right wide area either cutting inside or trying a through ball with his left, but he's better suited for a supporting/creative role just behind the striker than an outright wide player. Mandzu does excellent work on the left wing, bullying the whole opposing flank.

>>75351357
I just remember Dzu being slow as fuck and more a hold up or header player like Giroud.

>>75351385
>Dzu
Fucking off yourself mate

>>75351399
Why

>>75351385
he's fast but lacks finishing

>>75351385
>Dzu
it's pronounced mannjewkitsch

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>>75351385
Well he's hardly nimblest player, but he can pick up solid pace when given enough space. Just watch the replay of him sprinting the whole Barca's flank when Sergi Roberto couldn't close him down and creating Dybala's second goal. Mandzukic wouldn't get a starting striker's spot with Higuain and Dybala there and it's a shame letting a clutch player like that rot on the bench. So Allegri devised this meme role for him and surprisingly it works very well

don't fuck this up zebra's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaeHVELAlPE

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post manzos

>>75351223
Mandz has great workrate and can easily cover the whole flank helping out the fullback/wingback when tracing back the opponents
beside that, when the team has possession, he's free to come closer to the 6 yard box and join Higuain to try head the crosses coming in

>>75345531
>one day later
>still buttmad

>>75351223
Did you miss him with Missi in his pocket last match? He's a holding mid now, Khedira is the new striker

>>75351335
Reminder that the Slovak isn't a true fan and is not representative of the Juve fanbse. Real fans don't shitpost about Man Utd, who is united with Juve through a burning hate of Liverpool.

>>75351482
i remember ballack REEEEEEEEEEEEEEing at the referee like it was yesterday

Who /konshadetumawmaw/ here?

>>75351419
You're too lazy to spell out Mandzukic. It's ogre for you :/

>>75351599
I don't know how to spell names of people named after goat noises, sorry.

>>75351482
great edit, but don't forget barca was the one getting refballed
>muh abidal

>>75351664
stahp it

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>>75351562
>>75351335
I'll make sure to discuss Manchester Corp and their star players when the REAL European football starts tomorrow - should be a tight affair, mighty Anderlecht showed they're no pushovers - but tonight we'll have to do with poor man's tournament. Patience please friends

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>>75351506
>>75351539
This, Mandzukic's workrate and defensive skill is unique for a player with considerable offensive quality as well, so being >le wide dynamo suits him perfectly. Especially when using four at the back system

If Monaco wins and Juve draws or wins I'll have money for cocaine this week.

>>75351823
don't do drugs

>>75351823
Hope you overdose you manlet

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>>75351823
>betting
>drugs

>>75351823
might as well do a line already

>>75345531
Their not even trying to hide it anymore

>>75351865
betting is a-ok though

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>>75351900
But what if you lose

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>>75350587
can you imagine this only with neymar instead of messi. neymar would go out in an ambulance

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>>75351938
Lmao based

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Buffon - Absolute legend. Adored by everyone
Dani Alvez - A cunt. But Juves cunt and he does his job professionally
Chiellini - An educated, brick wall of a CB
Bonucci - Hard man. Tackling genius. Playmaker from the back
Sandro - Solid as fuck
Khedira - Experienced, smart, calm
Marchisio - Literally the new Makelele. SAF wanted him so bad
Pjanic - Powered by Roma Tears
Mandzukic - All things to all men. Makes Messi cry
Higuain - Saving himself for the CL Final
Dybala - Literally the new Del Piero

>>75351997
Based Brit-Bong.
Smart man.

Ter Stegen - LOL
Literally Who
Literally Who
Pique - Twitter Princess
Literally Who
Rakitic - Past his best
Xavi - Past his best
Busquets - Solid CM
Neymar - Dangerous when he wants to be
Suarez - Worried.jpg
Messi - The undispited GOAT

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>>75351997
Allegri - Mr. Unpredictable. Cold-blooded tactician

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>>75352026
>Xavi

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>>75352026
Luis """Lucho""" Enriquez - lmao

>>75351840
Im taller than you most likely. 6'3".

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drake - half jew, half afro-american.

Champions league titles:
FC Barcelona - 5
Juventus - 2

>>75351916
Then you continue living life.

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>>75351003
I'm #worried too, hope he didn't get eaten by some crocosnake over there

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>>75352143
Maybe it's the bandwith like Romania joked, I remember him complaining about limited data

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>>75351997
>>75352026
Great posts lads

>>75351997
>Dani Alvez - A cunt. But Juves cunt and he does his job professionally

He played for Barcelona but now he's an alright cunt?

>Xavi

Oh, you're just retarded.

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>>75351997
>Dani Alvez - A cunt. But Juves cunt
If anyone is Juves cunt, it's licht

>>75351997
I so want them to win CL this year.
I think they might.

>>75352234
Nah
Barcelona will be winning by 2x0, at half time
and it will end up 5x1

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>>75352213
Cunt rightback is a Juve tradition since Thuram left

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what is going to do the madman tonight?

Juve will win the treble this year

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>>75352231
Ah beat me to it

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>>75351997
>Higuain - Saving himself for the CL Final

>>75352259
Does it start with 5-4?

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>>75352120
>being below 6'6"

who's the kid next to Messi in op pic?

Juventus XI: Buffon; Dani Alves, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.

Digits are when juve get their red card

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>>75352250
Did Enrique already spoil the episode like he did before PSG re""match""?

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>>75352306

>>75352294
>using meme units

>>75352306
>Higuain kicks off
>red card

>>75352297
Paolo Dibalo
new italy's star

>>75352297
Paul de Balen, the famous Dutch centre forward

>>75345531
>without being to [sic] obvious

Implying they give a fuck about that Hans.

>>75352297
Pablo Higuain. Gonzalo's son

>>75351482
Ees a fuckin' deesgrace

digits are the final score

juve wins 3:1, post ends with 4

>>75352384
plausible

>>75352384
Oh shi

>>75352384
wew ragazzo

>>75352384
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Barça XI
1.Ter Stegen
3.Piqué
4.Rakitic
5.Sergio
8.A.Iniesta
9.Suárez
10.Messi
11.Neymar
18.J.Alba
20.S.Roberto
23.Umtiti

>>75352396
>>96

444 get
JUVE WINS 2-1

>lol I'm playing Alba this time

I fucking hate Enrique.

>>75352419
>no gomes, no mathieu
la remontada 2 incoming

>>75352384
juve wins ucl

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MATCH THREAD
>>75352474
MATCH THREAD
>>75352474
MATCH THREAD
>>75352474

>>75351997
>Pjanic - Powered by Roma Tears
my sides are gone, thank you anon haven't laughed like this since RM's OG yesterday, poor Keylor though that defense is the stuff of nightmares.

>>75352531
sorry, but football isn't the most popular sport in all US states

>>75352455
why? hes their best diver

we got an acestream for this game lads?

dubs and suarez gets sent off for pulling a suarez

If Barca win this through refball i swear im giving up on this semen slurping sport