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>0iler7

cheeky crowd

fear the fin

If this is the kind of "performance" the Oilers can put out in the playoffs I never want to see Edmonton there again. Embarrassing is not even enough to describe it.

EXPOSEDMONTON

>Thornton 4 pts

I thought he was injured lol?

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>coilers

i cannot fucking breathe

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vintage fleury tonight
pens sweep in 5

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Last two digits is how many deadmonton allows in tonight.

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>>75344075
>oilels

>confetti

>2ND ROUND HERE WE COME
>MORE CONFETTI
>PLAN THE FUCKIN PARADE

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>e-edmonton is the g-g-greatest city in canada
>m-muh MALL

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hockey needs to become violent again, keep numales and leftists away

>>75344165
I missed this meme. Did dedmonton really rain confetti after winning game 2? Any video?

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>>75344157

more like last ONE digit

dubs and McDavid kills himself tonight

>craps

>>75344181
I agree. We need some good old fashioned line brawls.

>>75344181
kys

>>75344108
Couple years ago Sharks beat the Rangers 9-2.
Biggest NY collapse since 9-11.

>celebrating after only 1 game
Ehh.. McDavid will take 5 and 6. Sharks aren't going to repeat this performance.

>>75344186

no it's just a meme stop asking for video

>>75344208
go watch baseball jose

>>75344198
>Bulju dubs
Where's that one picture

>>75344209
I still remember watching the pens clinch their first cup with that 8-0 win
total domination

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>>75344198
>>75344245

>>75344213

eberle and RNH are ZERO. worthless, useless, scum. mcgaykid will be shut down eternally. kassian has heart but he can't carry the series. draisatl nuclear collapse, and probably getting suspended.

oil are very very kill

the only person who can carry them out of it is lucic at this point..

NUGENT HOPKINS FIRED IT WIDE

lol fucking idiot please just shoot this retard in the face on ice please

dubs and rangers go all the way

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Sharks went in dry tonight

>>75344281
>rags

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>>75344281
good try, raggot

Lmao this sucks man

>>75344275
Drunk coilers are my fav

dubs and every canadian team still doesnt get out of the first round

>>75344286
>went
Still time f.am

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where the FUCK is Pulju when you fucking need him?

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>>75344181
Yes

>>75344310
hopefully. the faster this sport dies in this country the faster we can replace it with something better.

only hillbilly white people in small towns give a shit about hockey and the fewer of them the better lmao

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>Check score
>3-0
>oh that's a pretty shit start i'll check back later
>is now later, expects 3-2/4-1
>7-0

>>75344275
Oh please, you make it sound like the Sharks have good players

>>75344323

oh shit this WILL happen

eberle out for poojoo

cap this post

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>>75344323
he's "busy"

Dubs and poopinajarplease gets recalled and shows the fuck up

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>edmongolians so BTFO that they are bragging about being uneducated in the game thread
CANNOT make this shit up folk, we are living in the brightest, memiest timeline

>>75344346
All sports are shit and the worst kind of escapism

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>Coilers getting absolutely embarrassed
>Draisaitl probably getting suspended

This will lead to Pooopoopeeepee getting recalled. Not only will we have 12 jonnes shitposting for us but with Finns you win

Coilers in 6 with Puljujärvi scoring 4 goals

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y not pulling the goalie?

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>>75344394
>All sports are shit and the worst kind of escapism
>sports are the worst kind of escapism
>sports
Are you sure famalaam?

>>75344411
>full house digits

I believe this is a good sign.

>SHUTOUT
LMAO

san jose and the entire state of california great quake of 2017 best day of my life

it was a tough game out there tonight, we just have to make better decisions with the puck and support each other better and we'll all get to go home to cute stinky anime girl feets. -connor mcdavid

>coilers

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>>75344416
>what are grants and scholarships
you learn about these things when you don't drop out at grade fucking NINE

nuke san jose and all its fans

kill every californian

Oilers drown the shorks in confetti in gm5 and blow them out in the series you heard it right here

7 (S E V E N) - 0 (Z E R O)
SHARKS > OILERS
HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
LOL
CUT TO RIBBONS
LOL
WHERE WAS MCMEME ALL HE DID WAS TAKE PENALTIES AND SHIT IN HIS PANTS

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>>75344454
>He needs welfare to succeed

Umm no sweetie

Brent Burns is a disgrace to the game

Joe needs to retire and stop encouraging disgusting hygeine

AHAHAHAHHA HE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL
https://streamable.com/twi8b

Not even an Oilers fan

San Jose sucks and fuck every single one of you

>>75344454
>implying I didn't go to univeristy with those and didn't pay a dime

That education taught me that everyone who goes to uni just to end up with a menial job at the end is a fucking idiot and can't really even try mocking people who were clever enough to make bank straight out of high school.

The Battle of Alberta is now a literal race to the bottom, and I'm not sure who is winning.

So this is the power of Canadian hockey

Whoa

>>75344499
>>75344492
>>75344462
>>75344459
LOOK HOW FUCKING MAD THEY ARE

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>>75344482
>grants and scholarships = welfare
oh my god dude, I LOVE YOU.

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>>75344499
>>75344492
>>75344459
>the state of edmongolians

>>75344514
>SOME

>FUCKING

>CONFETTI

what do they do with the hats after a hat trick

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>>75344509
>everyone who goes to uni just to end up with a menial job at the end
y'alls are like caricatures of your fucking selves. must be a crisis with lead in the water

>>75344524
>communist education

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>>75344411
Checked

>>75344524
Do I actually have to spell this out for you? It's literally charity sweetie

If your family isn't rich enough to put you through school outright you don't deserve a post secondary education

lads lads lads
can we get a
>0-7ERS

>>75344552
>scholarships are only for poor people
maybe you should have gone to high school

>>75344547
If there is you should be concerned because I live in vancouver sweetie

>>75344552
>If your family isn't rich enough to put you through school outright you don't deserve a post secondary education
considering you keep shitting on education of any kind, i'm guessing you are a trailer lord of some kind. could you afford crayons?

>>75344542
use it to power the team train

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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You now realize that >7-0 in the playoffs is equivalent to 15-0 in the regular season

>mfw Coilers just put on the worst performance of the season among all NHL teams

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>>75344550
t. elected communists

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>all the bad guys won tonight
Fuck this semen slurping gameS

>canapoors arguing over who is poorer and more uneducated
can't make this up folks

>>75344568
Of course his parents could afford crayons, what the fuck else do they eat for dinner in Alberta

>>75344560
>0-7ERS

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Will they drop confetti if they manage to score a single goal in game 5?

>>75344582
but the boilers and hasbeens lost
only 1 bad guy won

>>75344583
The correct answer is Minnesota

Just woke uo what the hell happened? Sekera said to our media he is very confident before the game.

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>>75344593
gonna be dropping confetti if they can get the game started on time desu

the good goys won waddaya mean fellas

>>75344603
>3rd world dmen

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inb4 Kassian relapses into alcoholism

>>75344568
You're mixing me up with another anon I'm going to uni

>>75344563
Maybe at a fucking community college they'll be impressed by your welfare queen scholarship anyone can get those kek

Try applying to Manchester they'll laugh you out the door

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FOLLOW ME DON'T FOLLOW ME

I'VE GOT MY SPINE I'VE ORANGE CRUSH

>>75344563

What's it like being so jealous of Albertans you get ass devastating mad they make more money than you with less education? What's the point of school if it doesn't add commas to your bank account?

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>>75344186
>muh confetti
>vezina-tier talbot
>1st line center on every team draishitl
>2nd round and SCF discussions after game 2

>>75344615
dude the fuck are you talking about?
they give scholarships for good grades, not just poor people

>>75344583
t. john from the trailerpark

>>75344615
Why would I apply there? I fucking hate soccer

>>75344627
>What's the point of school if it doesn't add commas to your bank account?
but i make way more in a month than any blue collar will

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>>75344631
>they give scholarships for good grades
straight up sad as fuck that they can't grasp this simple concept. stopping at grade nine was a mistake.

>>75344630
So was there actually confetti at Rogers?

>>75344627
Because you're a grown ass man that's couldn't even get through grade 9. It's pathetic

>Americans defending the Oilers

Thanks lads :3
Sorry for talking shit about you during the olympics I'll never say shit abotu sunbelt teams again I promise

>>75344627
>jealous of Albertans
AHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75344639

No you don't.

>>75344657
believe it or not mr bad back, people can make decent money after going to college and investing

>>75344650

T. Jealous americuck

>>75344645
unironically, yes. dropped after they won their first playoff game there. as you can tell by them spurning education past the ninth grade, standards are low up there.

>>75344631
Anyone can get good grades it's not rocket appliances

t. Rutherford scholarship recipient

>>75344657
I agree with this guy, everyone knows roughnecks are the highest paying career field.

>>75344666

Anything less than $300,000 a year is a waste. Barely anyone makes that after college including you.

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>i make a lot of money unlike you
>yes perhaps tis because i am quite the educated man of great and superior intellect

>>75344645
yes there was lad

unironic confetti

>>75344684
>Barely anyone makes that after college including you.
speak for yourself bud. half a mil passive just from investments
enjoy the fields

>>75344459
a
fucking
leaf

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>>75344627
literally nobody in the Western world is jealous of albertans you delusional mong

>Buttman shows up to cbj game
>they win

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>deflecting the fact that your team just dropped a touchdown to the FUCKING SHORKS

>>75344697

And you needed to go to school for that? Ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

Don't let tonight distract you from the fact that the Wild and Blackhawks are both down 3-0.

http://www.learnalberta.ca/content/mychildslearning/grade9.html

The least visited page in Alberta

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HOWDY YALL JUS GETTIN MY TRUCK GONNNA GO FOR A RIP BUD OH YEA BUD FUCK GRADE 9 LEARNIN IS FOR DUMMYS IN TORONTO YALL YEEEEHAWWW GET THAT CONFETTI YALLL WHOPPIE RIDIN A BULL O YEA HEHEHE FUCKEN LIBERALS

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>>75344686
>he was making $250 000 in the game thread
>now its $300 000

Laughing SO HARD at ALberta

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>>75344697
>muh 300k starting
nice revived meme

>>75344711

Except for you apparently

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>Oilers
I can't fucking breath

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>confetti

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>MFW a grown man proudly admits he doesn't have his grade 9

>>75344732
mhhmmm whatever helps you sleep in your igloo at night sweetie

>>75344730

After taxes to send to your shitty third world provinces.

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>>75344724
>>75344725
>>75344730
this shit is even better than the 7-0

Hockey is fucking gay
Fuck this faggot shit

>>75344075
I wish joe Thornton or Ovi could get a cup and I also hope people in Alberta stop acting so insecure :3

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COILER KEKS LITERALLY SEETHING

http://www.iheartradio.ca/tsn/tsn-edmonton

>>75344756
like alberta?

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>>75344725
>Laffer banter

Kippers come back atleast your insults were funny

>>75344751
Doesn't Puljijarvi only have his grade 6?

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>7(SEVEN)-0

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>>75344768
B T F O
T
F
O

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>>75344759
>someone in this thread is currently unironically proud of not completing highschool
>being less educated than 99% of niggers

>>75344768

You spelt Ontario, BC, Quebec and the maritimes wrong.

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>>75344776
NO WONDER EDMOUNTMEN PICKED HIM

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Where is the Bonaqua warrior when you need him?

>>75344767
Someone should call in and ask them the difference between an acute and obtuse angle.

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>>75344768
REKT

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>>75344789
currently working part-time at the university of alberta, easily one of the most qualified profs in the province

>trying to explain the enormous and inarguable benefits of an education to someone who ironically cannot even comprehend the argument due to their lack of education

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>>75344776
>literal fucking retard with less education than most nhlers who are barely educated to begin with

Perfect for Deadmonton

Why are Canacuck teams so weak when faced with the BCC (Big Californian Cock)

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edmongolia is SEETHING

Once again

If education doesn't get you more money it's pointless.

>>75344802
This is so true it's almost no longer funny and now I feel bad for making fun of retards

Distant my truck come from Alberta going for a ride in a ride U-Haul U-Haul U-Haul driving in a truck driver and truck how are you all driving in truck I don't got my grade 9 no-brainer Monday night no grade nine no-brainer I got nothing and I'm stupid f****** idiot from Edmonton dumbass Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard with no education I got no education I've got no education I've got no education Retard Retard Retard Retard
Distant my truck come from Alberta going for a ride in a ride U-Haul U-Haul U-Haul driving in a truck driver and truck how are you all driving in truck I don't got my grade 9 no-brainer Monday night no grade nine no-brainer I got nothing and I'm stupid f****** idiot from Edmonton dumbass Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard with no education I got no education I've got no education I've got no education Retard Retard Retard Retard
Distant my truck come from Alberta going for a ride in a ride U-Haul U-Haul U-Haul driving in a truck driver and truck how are you all driving in truck I don't got my grade 9 no-brainer Monday night no grade nine no-brainer I got nothing and I'm stupid f****** idiot from Edmonton dumbass Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard with no education I got no education I've got no education I've got no education Retard Retard Retard Retard
Distant my truck come from Alberta going for a ride in a ride U-Haul U-Haul U-Haul driving in a truck driver and truck how are you all driving in truck I don't got my grade 9 no-brainer Monday night no grade nine no-brainer I got nothing and I'm stupid f****** idiot from Edmonton dumbass Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard with no education I got no education I've got no education I've got no education Retard Retard Retard Retard

>>75344809
you do know there's countless studies proving this?
maybe not since you never went to school LMAO

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>mcmeme in the scrum
>g-guys t-the sseries is still 2-2

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>it's a "canautists argue about which irrelevant province is more retarded" episode
I'm liking this one desu lads

>>75344812
Man, country songs are getting poetic these days

>>75344812

>actually taking the time to write that

No wonder you needed more than grade 9 to get out of poverty.

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god morgon

>>75344827
hello binlan, welcome to the party

>>75344802
true but that doesnt stop him doubling down on it from being hilarious

>>75344768
BTFO

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>literally me seeing and hearing all the coilers asspain

>>75344830
thanks, i see the coilers are on suicide watch

>>75344826
Im making fun of them idiot

>>75344767
PHONE LINES ARE OPEN

Imagine your son/daughter coming home from grade 9 and asking you for help with homework and you literally have no clue so you just start drilling into a table with a pencil as that's all you know.
This is life for albertans.

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>including Calgary in the Deadmonton shittalking

We didnt elect a literal poo in loo bus driver to public office.

>>75344802
Maybe we could break it down into simple 1 syllable words for him?

>read book make more smart, more smart mean make more cash, more cash mean make able move out of shit place where life more good

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>>75344833
that's the most ridiculous and inexplicable part of it all. of all the goddamn hills to die on....god i love albertan retards

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>>75344840
Not yet... it's the fucking Sharks lol

>>75344854
I make $350 000. I don't need an education.

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>>75344827
God morgen

>if the oilers scored goals they would have had a chance

hmmm interesting analysis

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>>75344848
Jesus Christ Edmonton

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Aren't a lot of the Coilers fans on here from Saskatchewan too? Why are you peopel just sticking to Alberta?

>>75344872
>YKNOW GORD I'M THINKIN IF THE OILERS SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE SHARKS, THEY'LL WIN THE GAME.
>I AGREE VERN, IT SEEMS LIKE THE KEY TO WINNING IS PUTTING MORE PUCKS IN THE NET

>he doesnt have his grade 9
even ricky got his grade 10

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>>75344872
already bitching about PP and """refpuck"""

>>75344867
Guys what are the odds this dropout is being paid $350k in literal monopoly money and is too stupid to realize it but everyone around him feels bad and just goes along with it?

>>75344885
This is what I'm thinking now, this guys legit retarded and is delusional

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>>75344880
>If they can just win 2 more games, I think they gotta shot at moving on to the next round.

>>75344848
Giving Toronto a run for their Money?

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>he doesn't have at least 7 years of post-secondary study (full course load)

>>75344889
>>75344885
>being this jelly
cry harder faggots

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>I'd rather lose 7-0 than 3-2 in overtime!
holy FUCK edmonton sports radio

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Dubs and coilers win after being gifted this game

>>75344885
>$350k in Canadian dollarydoos
>$350k in monopoly money

WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE THEIR COUNTRY HAS NO GOLD TO BACK UP THEIR CURRENCY ANYMORE LOL

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>>75344848
No, just a muslim faggot from Toronto for mayor

>>75344900
KEK
They have such an inferiority complex when it comes to the flim flams

>>75344898
You should have called "last digit is my highest grade"

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>>75344894
>implying anybody can give toronto a run for their money

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>>75344898
>Getting baited this hard by pajeet

Lad....

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>>75344905
Yeah, not like the American dollar which is totally backed by gold........

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>>75344885
>>75344889
i'm imagining him as pic related

>>75344854
>one syllable
>"able"
I have bad news my fellow burger.

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>>75344627
literally all of canada think you guys are autistic

dubs confirms this

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>wake up
>7-0

>>75344827
God morgon

>>75344906
>Harvard educated man
>comparable to a shitskin who just drove busses his whole life and cant speak english for shit

ummm no sweetie

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>>75344910
A N N I H I L A T E D

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>>75344919
oh well here is more trudeau

>>75344915
not known for their smarts are they?

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>>75344910
no shit, i am running about of laughing reaction pics. I LOVE THIS EDMONGOLIAN

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this is the guy arguing with you itt

>>75344910
>>75344915
>so poor
You need a few grand to get back on your feet, bud?

>>75344885
Rigpigs used to make 120-180k back in the 'glory days' of 2007, or even as late as 2010-2014. A few of the mouthbreathers from my year in high school ended up working up there and boasting about it on Facebook while us long-sighted few realized that sort of boom wasn't sustainable, nor was $100/bbl crude.

I've never heard of anyone making $350k up there. Maybe a supervisor. Or someone operating only the most specialized of equipment that takes years of training (not sure if it exists, but think Bagger 288).

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i'm beginning to think we are arguing with the literal edmonton town retard, joey moss. who the fuck else could it be??

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DEDMONTON

>>75344947
cool story bro

https://streamable.com/vadi5

the game that broke canada

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this is now a pro-Assad thread

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>>75344910
FUCKING REKT

Alberta getting btfo
I can't breathe lads

will edmongolia ever recover?

Do schools in Edmonton drop confetti for finishing the 9th grade? Oh, that's right, none of them would know...

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Does this look like a dictator to YOU?

>>75344947
He started with $250 000 in the game thread but he's been escalating as he gets more triggered about not finishing highschool

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>>75344974
BRUTAL

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I can feel it. This coilers karma for all the bullying

>>75344974

hey now i'm from Edmonton and I finished the 9th grade... yes there was some confetti

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>>75344974
>Do schools in Edmonton drop confetti for finishing the 9th grade?
fucking dying here you guys, holy shit

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>blown THE FUCK out on the ice
>blown THE FUCK out on /hoc/
>the barren hinterland of deadmonton

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

I'm watching the air races on NBCSN. Pretty meme and I don't understand it, but it's fun.

Just like Cricket.

>>75344974
Fun fact: the federal govt makes the Alberta department of education use the term "daycare facility" rather than "school" so as not to confuse people from out of province

ok we all had a good laugh you can stop bullying now please thanks

wait is 8th grade not the end of middle school in canada?
9th grade is freshman year high school.

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>>75344974
KEK

My fucking sides are in need of immediate repair

>>75345003
some cities/provinces dont have middle schools. just elementry school to grade 7 and then highschool after.

>>75345003
Typically that's the case ya

>>75344997
>watch cricket
>no cricket in sight
>its baseball

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>>75344975
Evil dictator! We must displace the entire population of his country into the white nations and change his entire monetary system to private reserve banking! Look, he's for no reason, killing his own people with Jewish chemical weapons! He must be stopped!

>>75344974

This isn't even though?

>>75345019
>>75345020
so when you finish 9th and move on to high school how old are you usually?

>>75345027

Like 12

>>75345027
About 21

When I visited Canada last year, I needed a reddit account to enter Edmonton.

I was surprised to find out that they did not have law as such, instead they follow something called "reddiquette"

>>75345027

grade + 5 = age at grade typically

>>75345027
13 usually or 16 in Alberta

personally i was promoted from 6th grade to being a doctor

>>75345040
*alberta only

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>>75345003
K-5 = primary
6-8 = middle school
9-12 = highschool

We used to have a grade 13.

>canada made highschool easier but alberta still couldn't finish it

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>>75345050
good man. remember, if you have to go to school to become a doctor, it doesn't count.

It's not that Albertans CANT finish grade 9,
It's that we don't NEED to.

Woah, never realized Åland was this big.

>>75345000
>bullying

I make $350,000. I couldn't give a fuck about what you losers have to say.

I have nothing to upset about, I'm an Albertan.

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>>75344993
>Blown the fuck out of /hoc/

We aren't Laffers who leave at the first sight of banter

>>75345043

you have an unhealthy obsession with reddit. get help

>yfw if alberta had its way everyone would be a rig pig with a middle school education

>>75345069
said the fox to the grapes

>>75344947
I do collections in Edmonton and all rigpigs get their trucks repo'd because of their reckless spending and cocaine addictions

Can the mouthbreather rigpigs (or more likely NEETs LARPing as rigpigs) please take the evening off and stop further sullying our province's reputation

>>75345083
>mfw I made a comment similar to that to a bunch of grad students and no one understood what I was referencing

I have yet to see a single Albertan get BTFO. All I see is a bunch of poor Canadians and stupid burgers get increasingly mad at the superior ones in this thread.

canada is fucking GAY lol

>>75345075
mhhhmm okay sweetie not seeing too many of you posting here

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>>75345095
BTFO
T
F
O

CANADUH ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75345003
K-6 Elementary
7-9 Juniour High
10-12 High School

>>75345087
in too deep to back out now lad. go for specialization and rake in the big bucks.

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>>75345104
>juniour

spotted the elementary dropout

>>75345104
>Juniour

>>75345095
HOLY SHIT BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
ABSOLUTELY REKT DESTROYED ASSBLASTED WILL THEY EVER RECOVER ANNIHILATED JESUS FUCK HOLY SENPAI

>>75345104
>juniour
spotted the albertan

>>75345095
If your enemy fucks men, they win

>>75344910
kek

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>>75345095
Absolutely rekt how will we ever recover from this

>tfw the "Albertans" in this thread are just chinks from Vancouver trying to make themselves look better by doing shitty impersonations and spamming BTFO at every shitty attempt at banter

>>75344933
nice dubs, but I bet you can't multiply them. I'll give you a hint: it's the grade level you never passed

>>75345084
Then they blame Notley for ruining the province lmao. It was always shit!

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>>75345131
assblasted oilpig
t. Winnipeg

>>75345131
nah this was an albertan
>>75344300
>>75344370
>>75344485

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>>75345144
KEK. /hoc/ is on fire tonight

>>75345131
>i-it must be v-vancouver
i'm a snes fan

>>75345131
>walk down a street in hongcouver
>groups of homeless uneducated albertans begging for stronk bc bucks.

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>>75345144
alberta BTFO

Alberta is a pathetic embarrassment to Canada and in the next four days will have 2 teams playing golf.

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>>75345144
holy kek

I have never put on a pair of skates in my life and have never touched a hockey stick. By how much would I be the NHL's leading points scoring by?

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Okay but seriously, can we get back to hockey?

>losing 7-0 in your 4th playoff game in 11 years

>this thread
my fucking sides

>>75345176
We'd call you Connor McDavid and give you an Art Ross trophy.

>>75345176
9

A captain of an NHL team intentionally targeted a known injury... All I can say is wow. I get it's the playoffs but he needs to show more leadership.

>>75345176
>he learned to walk before he learned to skate
sad!

>>75345178
>The Edmonton Oilers LITERALLY popped confetti after winning a playoff game.

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>the entire continent thinks alberta is pathetic
>v-vancouver p-please s-stop ddoing impressions xD

>>75345178
>sharks lose series after being gifted a 7-0 game
Now that's embarrassing

>>75345190
>LE HOGGEY IS LIFE XDDDDD
embarrassing

>>75345178
they were barely moving in their own end, and then just fell apart in terms of discipline. i unironically thought the shorks would have a lot of trouble keeping up with them after games 2 and 3 but i guess it didn't matter at all in the end

>>75345195
>gifted
BUTTBLASTED

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>>75345191
>The Edmonton Oilers LITERALLY started talking about round 2 after said game

>>75345199
The only "round 2" the Oilers will be talking about is the second round of golf they will be playing.

>>75345196
skating and hokkei are 2 different things m9.

>>75345179
What were your favourite posts?

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#OrangeCrush

>>75345188
He plays for the coilers so at least you know he will never win anything

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Even though it was a tough loss McDavid still proved he is one of the best in the game after picking up 1+2

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>>75345235

>>75345251
you missed the joke

PP's in the series are 17-9 for the angelic SJ Sharks.
Hand a 5-on-3 call to the Sharks by whistling the League MVP.
OK.

Sharks aren't going to win the series.

McDavid is protected. He sells tickets and seats. And the the fic is on.

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>7-0

>>75345275
>MVP
>29% at the faceoff dot
really probes those lobes