OILERS SHARKS THREAD

stinky smelly pantsoilers

That's why you don't let the confetti out after ONE game.

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>>75343569
>The pavelski family
pic related

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Sharks 10-0 screencap this

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>>75343569

Who /toasted/?

>be from redditmonton
>soil pants

>>75343569

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT.

Draisaitl is a fucking dumbass

who should get suspended?

draisaitl or maroon?

>>75343616
I am.

>>75343597
>This is all splitting hairs, in the end a loss in a loss in the playoffs.
absolutely
>but in the flames case they did everything right and still lost.
Nah, they got complacent at 4-1 and the momentum of the game changed. And when the sharks had caught up from that hole, all the energy's in their court. It was the flames fault for giving them that. They need to just ignore the scoreboard if they're ahead and not give up too many stupid penalties (I'm looking at you Dougie).

>>75343622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA&index=9&list=PLKG1HU4V1gV7EQFYCpTb8t49maNZXt5V9

make hockey violent again and scare away the normies and numales

>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?

HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
ITS FUCKING 6-0 YOUR TEAM IS SHIT

DID THE OILELS GIVE UP?

THE DEFENSE IS TAKING A NAP

TALBOT IS DONE FOR THE NIGHT
HELLO BROSSOIT
LOL

IS IT GOING TO BE 10-0 BY THE END?
LOL CUT TO RIBBONS LOL

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Coilers fans literally on suicide watch

>>75343650
Well the ducks had no power plays at all last night and still won, honestly don't know what the flames can do to win, that series is definitely ogre though. Flames are 0-9 in their history when falling behind 0-2 in a series and the ducks are 11-0 when going up 2-0 and the flames haven't won in anaheim since the weimar republic

>>75343569
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?

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>>75343639

POOPOOPEEPEEJARVI

i want to shoot coilers fans in the faces

>6 (SIX) - 0 (ZERO)
>coilers

ahahahhahahhaahahahhahahahhah

based shorks gonna sweep in 6 and eliminate these wasteland faggots

I am still literally shaking, this is the most terrified i have been since the Sharks outshot us 44-19 in game one, this is no different from how the nazis were voted into power, I feel physically sick that so many bad calls were allowed to stand, let alone decide the fate of Draisiatl. Millions of innocent Edmontonians will now live in fear for their lives because they are exposed. I cant even right now I need to go somewhere.

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>>75343715

>>75343715
MUH TENDIES

wayne lacing up in the locker room...you heard it here first

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>>75343708
t. Lives in gastown with her mom

Ummm no sweetie

>>75343748
Incoming Gretzky hat-trick.

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>oilels
>tal6ot
>soilers
>tal6ot

>>75343686
I can literally hear my neighbors crying

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>>75343751
>t. Lives in gastown with her mom
t. has never been to vancouver.

families in gastown LOL

>>75343748
>illegally dressing a skater
They'd probably allow it for publicity though

Actually, if you refer to the teachings of Justin Trudeau, the Oilers are winning.

Thinking outside the box matters.

Only way this night could have been better was if the Mild got swept as well.

>>75343772
This is how you know someone's from the prairies

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>you lose to the Sharts

>>75343775
the oilers are winning in the metric system!

>>75343772
yea LOL everyone knows the only families that live in vancouver are brown or yellow

>dumb white hipster millenial urban rednecks
>procreating

wat kind of music are u dudes listening too since this game is fucking pointless now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69KmroCfzSo

It's the most dangerous lead you retards. The oilers are just letting the shorts get a false sense of security. You'll see the greatest comeback in NHL history in the third.

>>75343772
tfw hungry for some spaghetti factory and then going across the street to get some yummy and overpriced """organic""" ice cream now

>>75343772
My aunt and uncle live there

Btfo

>>75343767
needs to be a fin

>>75343799
>projecting this hard
holy fuck ladlet

>dumb white hipster millenial urban rednecks
lol man that is calgary

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>>75343805
>>75343805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A&list=PLKG1HU4V1gV7EQFYCpTb8t49maNZXt5V9&index=41

>>75343772

>living in any Canadian city were whites are a minority.

God damn disgrace.

>>75343693
A Timeout should have been called when the Ducks made it 4-3, because the Flames clearly needed a little breather as they were on the back foot. Most teams I'd probably agree with letting them play through a tough patch, but the same shit happened in the 3rd periods of Games 1 and 2 as well.

The woos have begun

>>75343822
Did my post hit a little too close to home?

>calgary
>urban rednecks
calgary doesn't have near as many late night TV worshipping dumb leftie urban rednecks as van shitty.

>>75343817
maybe as retired old rich fucks, but there are ZERO families in gastown. who the fuck would start a family there?

>>75343825
Save the confetti for the CLINCHING game. Fucking dumbass Oilers.

>>75343825
fantastic memery rite eer

>t. oilers fan

>>75343839
>living in Fort Mac but with a mall
What a fucking disgrace

>>75343851
depending where you draw the border there might be some native families living in chinatown that might be in gastownn

>finally figured out how to block 4chan ads on my phone
>even the popup

THANK FUCK

>>75343839
>>75343848
>edmonton talking shit about any city
toplel. edmonton battles winnipeg for the shittiest town in canada by a mile

>>75343851
They unironically raised my libcuck niece and two nephews there

>>75343799
vancouver is shit but its still better than alberta

t. have family all over both provinces

>>75343848
lol the oil fields are dry. Alberta is literally Newfoundland tier

>>75343867

>being this jealous of Albertans

Who hurt you anon? Tool push fuck your wife or your mom or something?

>>75343877
tell me senpai

>>75343880
you memeing hard rn

It's always been a neck to neck race between Toronto and Vancouver

>>75343884
calgary and alberta literally have strips of farms right next to the city

that's fucked up

>>75343877
Pro tip, use Clover app.

>>75343839
edmonton is garbage

i went to edmonton for the first time looking to hit up a good restaurant and my retarded prairienigger cousin takes me to fucking JOEY

third world countries have nicer things than your shit province

>>75343881
>aunt uncle
>niece nephew
Know how I know you're from Alberta

>>75343877
Just use clover

>>75343867
Preferable to most urban centres in Canada, you can keep your Somalians and chinks

>>75343881
Should be considered child abuse desu

>>75343897
>food is bad
stupid smelly consumer cities are stupid

and smelly

>shorks playing fugazi
nice

>>75343870
i suppose so. it'd be closer to say super north west strathcona before gastown i'd say though.

>>75343881
if you say so, but i still find it a bit hard to believe. there isn't any sort of school remotely close to that area at all.

seriously tho will jumbo joe finally off himself if he gets eliminated by the oilels?

he worries me

>>75343896
toronto and vancouver actually make "best city" lists, alberta's never even mentioned

>>75343892
>tool push
What other extinct jobs do you guys "work"

>>75343906

It's ok, you don't have to try so hard. Accept the truth. Alberta is the only reason Canada isn't an absolute shithole joke. We know. You know it too.

>>75343906
Joey's fish? Did he take you on a tuesday, all you can eat fish and chips

>>75343921
Do you get used to cow farts?

It's almost as bad as Colorado.

>>75343931
Calgary is a better city than Toronto

>>75343947
no its not

>>75343928
TbH it'd funny if McDavid spends his whole NHL career without a Stan Lee

Man, 6 goals. That's crazy, right?

>>75343931

Calgary makes that list every year, sorry you can't read. Probably your shitty Ontario "education". Was your teachers first language even English?

>>75343947
Calgary is shit and wish nothing but pain and suffering on people from there

>>75343947
Mogadishu is a better city than Toronto.

You can say that because they're so easy to compare.

>people are replying to a notorious hongcouverite shitposter trip
>people aren't filtering his trip

>>75343893
Add utraffic.engine.adglare.net to your adblocker.

>>75343956
Like Ovechkin?

>>75343947
Anything is preferable to Toronto that place is a cesspool

>>75343947
the only people in the world who'd agree with that are albertans

there isnt a single metric by which calgary is ahead of toronto

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>>75343906
Joey has a restaurant?

does winnipeg have a GABE?

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>>75343931
I wonder who makes those lists. Best cities are Montreal and Quebec City. Pic related is what you get when you let chinks in.

>>75343931
>best cities list
>just a list of extremely libcuck shit holes

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do kongs fans still exist?
im rooting for the shorks

>>75343972

Been to Toronto three times. It's literally Africa with snow.

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ready to celebrate coilers loss lads

>>75343960
calgary gets mentioned in lists made by retarded prairie niggers who are so poor they've never been outside of their province

>>75343972
toronto sucks i'd rather live in mill woods in edmonton lol

>>75343937
Scotians and Newfies do all the heavy lifting out west. We know it. You know it too.

>>75343975
>its a bad sign when your city is desirable
By your logic New Brunswick is better than Alberta

>>75343980
>just a list of extremely Canadian Canadas
what did he mean by this

>>75343975

Wow, a shack.

>>75343980
>city has a metric shitton of shitskins
>this makes it "better" on the list because diversity

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>Go to Toronto
>They have SMOG WARNINGS
>You can't go outside because their city is so polluted you'll die

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>>75343980
>extremely libcuck shit holes
man you guys elected a majority NDP government, shut the fuck up

also
>7-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

What are they chanting?

>>75343990
how many times have you been to africa?

literally 7 - 0

>>75343970
Delet this

>>75343975
>Quebec City
Where's THEIR hockey team? :^)

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EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>75343972
There is nothing redeemable about Toronto unless you're a Syrian refugee who spent months at sea

7-0

KEEKEKEKKEKE

LELMAOOAAOAOAOAOAO HAHAHAAHAH YOU STUPID FUCKING PRAIRIE NIGGERS

NOT ONLY DO YOU LIVE IN A SHIT PROVINCE
YOUR ONE REASON FOR EXISTENCE IS SHIT TOO KEKEKEKEEK

>>75344002
Go fuck a sheep Noel

>>75344009

If you die, you win.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHA

IT JUST DON'T STOP

7-0 JESUS STOP MANG

>>75343992

>Albertans
>Poor

Hahahaha now I know your trolling. Since when is 6 figures at least for most households poor?

>>75343997
meanwhile their wives are back in NFL getting BLACKED

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>>75343991
sweet

>scarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
good
I can get some sleep tonight

When was the last time there was a 7 goal lead in a playoff game?

CHRIST ALIVE

THIS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH

7-0

SEVEN - ZERO

OI7ERS

>>75344023
excuse me why isn't christchurch on this list
the objective ranking is Christchurch, Helsinki and then melbin

>>75344001
>desirable
Chinese buying up all your proprty to launder diry money effectively decemating your economy means you're "desirable"

lmao

>>75344002
>auckland ranks higher than any leaf city
go shag some sheeps john

77777777777777-00000000000000

HOW BAD DO YOU HABE TTO BE

PEOPEOPOEPOPEOPEOPEOPEOPEOPEOPEOPEEE

>>75343997
what happened to all the fish you dumb idiots go fish

>>75344037
post more fans flipping

>>75343925
>if you say so, but i still find it a bit hard to believe. there isn't any sort of school remotely close to that area at all.

strathcona isn't that far
britannia or king george is ok for high school

if you're downtown there's 10 schools that are just one bus ride away

>OI7ERS

>>75343996
>edmonton
We're talking about cities, not a group of barren suburbs

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>>75344067

0-7ERS

>Connor McMememan
How will they ever recover?

>fans chanting WE WANT EIGHT

HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
ITS FUCKING 5-0 YOUR TEAM IS SHIT

DID THE OILELS GIVE UP?

THE DEFENSE IS TAKING A NAP

TALBOT IS DONE FOR THE NIGHT
HELLO BROSSOIT
LOL

IS IT GOING TO BE 10-0 BY THE END?
LOL CUT TO RIBBONS LOL

>>75344077
noice

>>75344023
>2013

>>75344052
> he fell for the Chinese meme
Only a faggot blames others for things he can't afford

THE CROWD DEMANDS MORE BLOOD GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY NEED

>fans chanting "WE WANT EIGHT"

lmao

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>>75344078
>>75344078
>0-7ERS

>Been listening to the game in background.
>Haven't heard McShitter's name
>check if he's even playing
>he's playing

Is this McCuck's ultimate form?

How many goals until deadmonton just forfeits the series?

>>75344023
>no Montreal
I thought that place was supposed to be good

>>75344085
>>75344098
u guyz r dumb theyy're chanting U S A

I live a mile away from SAP and am debating ubering downtown rn

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>>75344033
>your

Albertan intelligence on display.

What has Alberta contributed to the world?
Absolutely nothing. Its people are some of the dumbest in the world.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF OILELS HOCKEY

TAKE NOTES

>>75344095
its not a meme at all doe

>>75344095
>cause and effect doesn't exist
>"lmao just pls dont talk about it it's fiiiiiiine"

>>75344061
We fished it all to feed all you fat fucks out west

>>75344119
I live near oakridge pick me up

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sharts will pay for their hubris

WE WANT EIGHT

WE WANT NINE

WE WANT TEN

>tfw San Jose has to raise the mic volume on specific fans who are "chanting" "we want 8" just to make it seem like their fans actually care about hockey
wew lad! it's only American arenas that do this

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>oile7s

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>Scoring 7 on the Oilers in the first round is the closest the Shorks have gotten to a cup

LELMAO!!!!!!!!!

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>>75344141
>these are edmonton ""bants""
sad

>>75344125

And yet we're still better in every measurable way to any other Canadian in this country.

>>75344141
Ive been to many sharks games. It really is that loud in unison

>the desolate farming collective of deadmonton

the asspain on tsn 1260 is going to be delicious.

can't wait for the call-in segment.

I can remember a few 7-goal games happening in hockey, but I can't remember too many 8s, and I don't remember any 9s recently

McJesus only needs to pot 8 in 10 minutes.

I think he can do it.

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>Coilers gifted a generational talent
>still get BTFO in the playoffs

Can Bettman take that back somehow? Come on, I'd rather see him in an American franchise than in that shithole

>>75344095
It's the Jews fault!

It's the Chinaman's fault!

>>75344141
Like you're one to talk, Hans. The only thing to come out of your shitty mountain chain of a country is a manlet who plays for the rags.

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>>75344125
Alberta has ranked the highest in academics among the provinces for the last two decades

>>75344148
ummm no sweetie that would be winning the western conference

i know this playoff thing is new to you but try keep up 7_7

>>75344130
>literally every new home is bought by a chink
Lol ok
>>75344133
>if I blame others then I won't feel bad
Jesus Christ it's not impossible to enter the market you dumb poor fucks.

>>75344138
Lmao the 0i7els are paying for their "celebrating a cup after 2 playoff wins in a gorillion years" hubris right now

>>75344170
Canadians lost 0-10 to CBJ this season.

>>75344179
No, just the Jews.

>>75344179

All of the above are true.

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>>75344156
especially in towns burning down, top-tier

>>75344170
it literally happened this season

what are you talking about

>7-0

just got back. holy fuck what happened?

>>75344179
But it actually is their fault.

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>>75344205

Not much

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>>75344178
>2-2
>btfo

Really made me think

This is amateur level hockey tonight from the Oilers.

jesus

>coilers
>7-0

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Maybe Oilers fans can turn their mistakes into miracles?

inb4 8 - 0

>>75344195
What did they do? Why don't the white man just try harder? Did Scholomo steal the lawyer job and Wang stole the doctor job?

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edmonton penalized AGAIN

IT JUST DOESN'T END FOLKS

>mfw edmontonians will get locked up if they don't cheer for the oilers

It's already happening in Newfoundland

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/court-defends-political-dissent-after-n-l-man-sent-to-psychiatric-hospital-for-criticizing-police-shooting

>>75344205
The Jews. They sprayed the oilers locker room with melatonin.

>ummmm no sweetie
Where did this meme start? Why does it make me so angry?

>>75344215
What's their fault? That you're poor?

TOO MANY MEN ON ICE PENALTY. FUCKING OILERS I CAN'T

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>trying to talk shit when your team is losing 7(SEVEN) - 0(ZERO)

>too many on the ice

>crowd wants 8

>Oilels
this is why Canada shouldn't be in the playoffs

>don't even know how many men to skate
wtf how they are in the nhl this is a joke

to much man, come on refs, GIVE US A BREAK, just end this

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>mfw 8-0

>>75344182
There are a couple other Norwegians in the NHl

>>75344179
The cunt is finally coming round

We did it reddit

>Jerry "literally the GOAT at everything" Rice does the intro before the shark head
>San Jose scores a touchdown on Edmonton

Coincidence?

>7 players on the ice for the 0i7els
LMAO IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

>>75344199

Are you even trying Pajeet?
You mad because we can make more money than doctors without finishing grade 9?

>>75344170
laffs lost 9-2 to nashville a couple seasons a go

it was a 9-2 forget for their fans

>>75344230

Some libshit cunt on Twatter who would post snarky replies to things that triggered her.

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>>75344184
That's just as good right? A Western Conference Championship banner pffffffftttttttt lol!!!!!!!!!

>>75344231
The have corrupted our society to make the population easier to control. They use their wealth and influence to bribe officials into doing their bidding and so far it's working.

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>>75344219
>he thinks 2-2 accurately represents this series

Coilers delusion, lads

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i need a marleau hattrick, please make this 8-0

9 or 10-0 would be acceptable too

fucking coilers lmao

>>75344256
Lol you didn't finish grade 9?

>>75344228
Based newfoundland

Ref puck

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>>75344256
>edmongolians can't even finish grade nine
holy FUCK

>>75344254
Kek even Bra7i1 put up a better fight than this

>>75344280
Domarpuck

Holy shit, first the flames blow a 4-1 lead, then the oilers let this abomination happen

Alberta is officially the bitch to a state in the USA with little to no snow, way to be cucked out.

>>75344183
>an entire province studying agriculture
>academics

>>75344274

>he thinks you need school to make $250,000 or more a year

Ouch.

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>>75344270
Here's hopin

>>75344300
So you actually didn't finish grade 9???

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>>75344256
>he didn't even finish grade 9
>being stupid enough to actually be proud of that

KEK
Typical braindead prairie nigger

>>>>75344254
We witnessed a prophecy that was fulfilled

>Doilers

do albertans like incest

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this is now a shark attack victims thread

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75344294
>bovine husbandry
An entire province with diplomas saying fucking bovine husbandry

>>75344269
>2 shutouts v.s one blow out and an OT goal

Let me guess, Laffer? They'll beat the caps bud this is the year

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>>75344300

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>coilers
>McSecondary

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>>75344300
>being proud of not being educated

NHL players make way more money than that, but they still finish their education you absolute mong

>>75344288
7 goals in sawker is like 10 games worth of goals.
7 goals in hokkei is just like 2 games tbeh

>>75344294
>Canada-wide standardized test

The shorks are skating 75% and STILL dominating this sad excuse of a professional mens hockey club lol I honestly can't even tell if McGaykid is upset his autistic face doesn't express emotions but you'd think pure shame would register

>>75344326
They are the product of it.

>>75344326
yes, literally five last names only in the province

that kid needs a new finger

>>75344312
>>75344313

>Waste years of their lives getting an "education" that will get them a career making $35,000 tops
>they are proud of that

Don't be mad at me boys, should have been born in Alberta.

I thought Canada was good at this game?

explain yourselves.

>>75344340
>NHL players
But how much do you make?

>>75344300
Lololol the Sharks have almost scored as many goals as grades you were able to accomplish

>>75344350
Aww you poor thing, whatever helps you feel better

imagine actually being brown lmao

>>75344330
The blowout carries a lot of weight here, your team is getting absolutely exposed, they did not deserve to make the playoffs at all and we're all seeing that now

>>75344330
7(SEVEN

to

0(ZERO)

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>that sad kid with the bigfinger
I apologize for saying deadmonton.

>>75344340
>nhl players
>educated
maybe the ones that went to ivy league schools and played hokkei on the side. chl players are retarded as fuck.

>>75344370
>years
The ages of 13-17
You uneducated faggot haha

>>75344377

That would actually suck so bad. I'd kill myself if I wasn't white, or Albertan.

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>>75344372
The number is too high for your puny Albertan brain to comprehend

>not throwing in the towel at the 2 minute mark
>not flipping off all the fans in attendance and/or fighting at least one
>not leaving a tactical nuke in your duffel bag to get rid of this disgusting shitstain of a state off the map

>>75344402
That's a pretty big OR

>>75344375
i dont even care for the coilers. 7 goals in sawker is much rarer than 7 goals in hokkei.

>>75344405
Kind of a cop out answer, makes it seem like you don't earn much

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>>75344370
>prairie nigs consider finishing highschool a waste of someone's life

you people really are unbelievably moronic

I know I'm not supposed to like leafs but this is funny watching you guys beat up this Albertan.

>>75344390

>Implying you didn't waste at least 4 years and thousand of dollars in adult daycare (university).

Have the commentators even mentioned McMeme tonight? He must been taking postseason tips from Joe Thornton on how to disappear lol.

>>75344420
375,000
own a float house

FINALLY IT IS OVER

>>75344422
It is if you got a brain and can learn to make money instead of working for (((them)))

>>75344405

In other words your make about 20 grand at subway.

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>>75344423
i usually get bored of shitposting after 2 mins but he's too easy

>>75344413
LITERALLY ALREADY HOPPING OFF THE BANDWAGON LELMAO

>>75344437
440,000
own an even bigger float house and a castle with a mote
>checkmate

>>75344455
Keep doing it for the rest of the series man. It's great.

>>75344426
>implying I went to university and not trade school
That's just embarrassing as an adult to not even have your grade 9
I'm actually sorry for chatting shit, I just feel kind of sad now. That shit will stick with you forever.

How does an American start watching Hockey Night in Canada

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>born in toronto
>went to U of T and UBC for my two degrees
>ended up in Calgary because too smart for rest of Canada

>>75344455

I've got nothing to upset about. I already win for simply being Albertan.

>>75344431
No, he got shamed so hard he actually quit midway through the 3rd. Not even joking

Oiley boys take a night off the steroids.

>>75344420
hmm yes as opposed to his totally real and not fictitious salary

people with money dont brag about it on mauritian claymation enthusiast forums

>>75344457
>not watching literally every second of hokkei possible
im not on any bandwagon. git gud casual.

>>75344465
Fuck you Ron!

>>75344455
dude is unironically shitting on fucking HIGH SCHOOL, this is like a dream target

>>75344485
you keep telling yourself that sweetie

>>75344496
Yea dude, fuck high school. I only went for the ass.

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>>75344496
>mfw a retarded prairie nig thinks finishing highschool is some arduous task near me

>>75344483
What team do you cheer for then? Flim flams?

>>75344529
No, that's your own hot speculation. What I'm saying is it would have been a huge cancerous waste of time for me, though.

>be Canadian
>not from Alberta

Why even live?

>>75344546
I tried becoming a Flames fan, and I enjoy watching their games in person, but I just can't shake my Maple Leaf upbringings. If I had to honestly answer, I'd rather see them win the cup than the Flames. But neither are happening anytime soon. Only Montreal has a serious chance this year, and that's still a big if.

>>75344546
Probably the Snes

>>75344579
Nice, your loyalty will be rewarded

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>>75344562
Because Ontario is better.

My only base of reference for Canada is Trailer Park Boys. How accurate is that.

lel my system babby call got through on tsn 1260

>>75344652
You should watch Letterkenny too.

>>75344652

That's everyone outside Alberta.

>>75344703
That show isn't funny. It's like the Reddit version of trailer park boys. Fuck that shit.

>>75344728
How many times you pull you're own horn today bud?