/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL PHILLIES EDITION

fuck the phillies

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>>75342066

amen

>Rags

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Royals

>he doesn't ride the bat like a pogo stick around the bases after scoring a home run

DG who are you willing to give up for Addison Russell?

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>Gleyber Torres out with Bicep Tendonitis

>7 runs scored
>3 home runs
>15 hits
>marcus stroman starting against a guy from AAA
>lose the ballgame

the ride never ends

The Seattle Mariners traded for Yovani Gallardo in the year 2017.

F I R E S A L E
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>>75342521
>The A's Traded Russell for a Wildcard exit

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1stros hoping for another comeback

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It's something

Almost out of the basement

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jints

>>75342521
Addison Russell is better than that faggot ass Corey Seager lmao. Seager is average defense at best.

>>75342528
>>75342531
lmao get out of baseball lol. relocate the jays to buffalo so you no longer have to endure misery again.

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>red sox win

>>75342517
>not just throwing the bat over the fence on the follow through

>jays red sox game was 4 hours
>0 IBBs

manfred on suicide watch

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GO PHILLIES

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FUCK YOU JEW YORK BANDWAGON SCUM

EAT MY SHIT

GO PHILLIES

>>75342572
>he doesn't shove the bat up his ass and waddle around the bases shouting "I'm a popsicle now!"

>>75342579
>>lose the ballgame
wrong, they IBB bautista early in the game

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>>75342555

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>>75342547

Have we finally accepted that He's our 2B for the next 5-7 years?

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>>75342490
Ex-Giant Adam Duvall ;_;

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>>75342579
>Yankees/White Sox game was under 2 and a half hours
>0 IBBs
Manfred haters BTFO. Will they ever recover?

>>75342580
Petco Park looks so comfy

>>75342607

Oh, don't worry. I thank my SF buddy every other day for that trade

>>75342599
>Eager is best
What is he trying to convey here?

>>75342580
Why is he fucking sprinting?

>>75342629

well, it's much easier to obtain complementary alcohol with gusto

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>>75342624
For fucking Mike Leake too. God damn, what a shit decision. Fucking making me mad all over again.

>The bullpen
Every single fucking time jesus christ Familia needs to come back

>>75342604
Yeah his approach at the plate is gr8 plus he wants to be a Phil for life so FUCK IT WE'VE LOCKED UP ONE POSITION

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The Cleveland JRams

>>75342594
>not using the bat to dig furrows around the basepaths and start a farm in the infield
why is the league so full of amateurs

>>75342664
>We get a long term 2B right as we get 2B depth in the farm
Poor Dingery and Valentin

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Cubs won, suck it /mlb/

so which team sells the farm for Neris?

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MARINERS!

>>75342723
inb4 it's the Rags again

>Phillies and Mets gamethread was friendly
that fucking weeb mets bandwagoner is pure cancer

You now remember the Barves "Super Outfield" with the Upton Brothers and Jason Heyward.

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>>75342618
It really is

>>75342635
I think it was his first career HR and he was just hyped

>>75342823
I've seen a ton of pitchers get their cleats caught up in the past few days.

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>Don't worry guys i'll be back in time for the postseason!

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>>75342793

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kill me

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>>75342860
>The Phillies trot out Clay for the Wildcard game against Noah Syndergaard and the Mets

>>75342723
frig off the deadline market belongs to >us

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>>75342873
>mfw

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>when you get HBP and Edwing immediately destroys a HR ball

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>>75342922
>wanting the angels to win

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windians!

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>>75342989
Angels winning is a side-effect of the Astros losing. Astros are 1st in division. Angels winning makes them 2nd, but brings astros down to earth (no pun intended)

>>75343056
Houston has the best shot at taking the division from the slimy wrinkles hands of the >rags.
When the Astros win, we all win.

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>>75343095
why can't we have the astros and >rags lose..

>>75343105
That is one smug chug.

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Get em Chen

>>75343115
Y'all's window is 1-2 years away from fully opening. Just be glad the Astros are the best team in your division right now and you don't have to deal with tiki and his ilk being smug. You should be thankful for what the Stros are doing this year.

>>75343105
Should be the official logo desu. With the hand, I mean.

>>75343177
>Y'all's window is 1-2 years away from fully opening
mariners window is 1-2 years from being fully shut

Miami has a no hitter though 5

>>75342525
Yankees got jewed. Everyone point and laugh at the Yankees.

>>75343177
Mariners have no farm & their window is not opening

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>>75343314
>no hitter though 5

Bryce Harper:
>Plays very well at Citizens Bank Park
>Loves Philadelphia
>Can be afforded
>Hates Jonathan Papelbon
>Once acquired, would really burn a division rival

Is it happening?

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>Guy in a Broncos hat behind the plate at Dodger Stadium

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>>75343363

>>75342894
>clay hits a walk off home run to cap off his perfect game

>>75343391
>Dueling perfectos
>It ends with Clay hitting a dinger into Utley's corner

>melancon

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>>75343363
Nope.

>>75343461
>beard

>>75343461
You underestimate just how much money the Phillies have to spend. The Phillies and Yankees will have a bidding war on him

Nolan Arenado > your teams best player

>>75343492
The Yankees can easily outspend the Phillies, and Harper is a Yankee """""fan""""". I'm not entirely sold that Harper being signed to the Yankees won't be a shit deal, but it's way more likely than not that he goes to the Yankees,

mlb at bat literally hasnt updated for me in 1/2 an hour

>>75343511
Yeah no shit our best player is a Phillie.

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PADRES
A
SHIT

>>75343511
no sorry i saw him exposed during wbc when his country needed him

>>75343363
salivate over the guy you'd get a hometown discount for

>>75343363
I hope if Harper goes ring chasing at his age whatever team he signs with doesn't win a pennant until the year after he leaves

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You need a washed up "le hitter man" for your team.

are you taking Billy Butler or Matt Holliday?

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wow

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JINTS WIN

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>tfw cant stop pooping

>>75343598
>>75343595
What did you expect was going to happen? Melancon is elite.

>>75342989
This picture makes me uncomfortable

>>75343631
Raul Mondesi is heh

not elite

>>75343631

you havent watched him pitch at all, have you

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>>75343551
Sorry padre bros. Give us your energy to defeat the doyers

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>>75343598

>rags

>>75343653
You'll need more than Padretards energy to beat the Rockies

Is Harold Reynolds fucking wasted right now on MLB Tonight?

is at bat not working for anyone else right now?>

>>75343630

eat more fiber m8

>>75343588
Fuck butterface

>>75343698
>>75343673

>>75343698

part of me thinks he's always a little soused up

>>75343177
inb4 inevitable Rangers winning the division and Astros remaining the little bro for another decade or two

Holy shit there's a team that's lost 11 games already?

>>75343759
They're the only team at double digit losses lol

>>75343673
>>75343722
Eh, I watch a lot of MLB Tonight, it's not the slurred speech, that is just him, but he's been making a fuckload of puns based on player names and yelling in weird voices ("REEEPLLLAAYYY" "AREE-NAAADDOO")
Sean Casey is also laughing at him a lot more than normal.
>>75343729
This may be closer to accurate. Coupled with the sexual harassment thing.

>>75343634
Is trypophobia ELITE?

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if your run differential isn't at least +20, get the fuck out of my general

>>75343781
Padres are 3 innings away from being 5-10

>75343742
not takin that b8 m8
Tikiss'Lester confirmed

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Rockies bullpen looks legit as fuck.

>>75343804
I wouldn't even say I have it, it's the combination of the holes and the material it looks very fleshy, but like the inside of something fleshy. That's really the part I don't like.

>>75343824
>mo'lester/dg taking his trip off trying to label me as part of his LARP shit
fuck off

WEI YIN CHEN

2 INNINGS TO GO

6 OUTS TO GO

>>75343844
The unsettling thing about that pic specifically is that it looks inside out, like you're in his head looking out through his face, but he's still looking at you

>>75343859
>You now remember that mo being accused of being Tiki was the catalyst for the Boystown breakdown
Good times.

>>75343859
mad that your cover is blown?

That was a weird play in SD. Solarte hit a weak dribbler in the infield but started limping and moving around instead of running to 1st. Solarte was acting as if he fouled it off himself but ump wasn't buying it. He was called out at 1st and the inning was over.

mattingly the absolute madman

>>75343882
those caps will be posted for years

>>75343886
is this that superduperfalseflagging everyone was talking about a few threads ago where pissboi takes his trip off and pretends to be other people/say other people his him?

>>75343859
Claiming that the tiki persona is sincere is somehow even worse, kek

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>>75343863

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>>75343882
>mfw I was the one that got him to admit he made out with guys

>>75343863
He won't. 7 no hit innings is still a great mark for his career.

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Why is he so perfect lads

Also
>Bumgarner showing up to the scene of the crime tomorrow

Wew lads

>>75343911
>everyone who disagrees with me is either DG or an Astros fan
top kek, you can't make this stuff up

>RAGS

>>75343926
>mfw i bought that asshole 6 beers and only got a quick feel of his balls before he ran away

>>75343804
Trypophobia is DELET

>tfw remember when /g/ was /g/uro

>>75343948
>>75343914
I mean you can think what you want, but saying im dg/molester just proves you haven't been on this board or in this general very long is all. So you can either be falseflagging pissboi or a newfag whichever one.

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>>75343911
No the multi-level false flagging involved making large posts to debate who was who using mutliple post quotes within the post as it were a word in the sentence. For example:

"
>>75328282 #
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556 #
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901 #
It's fucking cerebral.
"

>>75343961
wait is not? I never have gone there because I always thought that's what it was

>>75343933

he's shaky as hell

just ONCE Id like a 1-2-3 inning

>TAKING OUT CHEN

WHY

>>75343989
Mattingly took out another guy with a nono in the mest game the other day

Rangers bullpen sucks

>>75343989

didn't donnie do that once with the dodgers too?

>>75344030
>but Dyson is gone, the rags will be good now

>>75344030
rangers suck

>See Marte just got an 80 game suspension for pissing hot
>Watching some Mariners Marlins on MLB.tv to see if we get a zero-hitter game
>Inbetween innings they show a Marte highlight

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>>75343983
You just don't get it man

He's the thinking man's closer, truly for patricians only

>great ground ball rate
>does not give up extra base hits or home runs
>low walk rate
>had a perfect outing last outing
>struck out the side today

Fuck off mate, if you can't handle a lil drama with men on base maybe this isn't your sport

>>75344030
Sky is blue
news at 11

ROJAS

>75343977
Imagine being literally unable to accept that your opinions are this bad, and going through THIS level of mental gymnastics just to try and save face. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants you to keep posting here.

Baseball gods pls
The Fish need this

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Everyone go make fun of the Memeiners

>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706
>>75340706

>>75344163
hey mmr
fuck you

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>>75344238
You got him good senpai

I wonder if cutch slipped something in marte's gatorade when he wasn't looking

>>75344258
thanks buddy

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>>75343933
And I get to go in my Wade Davis jersey tomorrow night.

>mfw MadBum is my top 3 fav to watch

>>75344238
You sure did show that Orioles faggot.

>>75344297
>wearing another man's name on your back

I sincerely hope you are 12

You have actually never seen tiki and kisslester post at the same time

>>75344314
>being so insecure that you can't wear your favorite player's jersey

just sad my man, just sad

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>>75344314
>I share soil with this human

>>75344238
Fantasy and Chen, really. Sorry M's.

>>75344325
Let's imagine for a second you run into the guy whose name is on your back. How weird is that?

>>75344342
Miek russ pls
(is that the vid where he and his faggot bf gootecks were high as fuck?)

Bethancourt just from the dugout to the bullpen in the middle of the inning.

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If you wear a players jersey, and they are younger than you and not in the HoF, you are a cuck.

>>75344378
So I can wear a Sabathia jersey, but not a Sanchez one. Got it!

Guys, it's fucking simple.

Ichiro is one the verge of being traded to the Mariners.

It'll be two outs when he fucking shows up in his Mariners gear, comes up to bat, laces a triple down the right field line, and the ghost of Jose Fernandez will wink at Ichiro from the Marlins dugout.

You literally can't deny this is gonna happen.

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>>75344314
12x2. And my little girl will be wearing a Perez Jeresy and a pink glove. And we'll both have nachos, a sno-cone, pop corn and cotton candy because we damn well fucking can.

>Stay mad

>>75344362
That's every video lad

>>75344378
>besides my very specific conditions that apply to me, if you do this you are a cuck

>>75344344
not really, I'd be like you're so cool dude please sign my dick

does looking up to people make you feel small? are you allergic to feeling smaller and less successful than other people? does stalwartly refusing to "wear another man's name on your back" help you get over your meaningless, mediocre existence?

Does /sp/ have any ideas for something baseball themed to put on the wall behind my TV?

Most of the wall-space in my apartment is covered by WPA artist lithographs and paintings, one of these would just look silly behind the TV though. I'm thinking of getting some vintage pennants on eBay.

Any other ideas lads?

>>75344344
>Hey man! good luck tonight, I'm a big fan!

>thanks for the support dude

When is the last time you went outside?

>>75344378

This is a good start.

The player must be the same race as you as well.

>>75344404
No, not really. I think it's gay to wear a dudes name on your back.

>>75344406
Pennants, maybe a team calendar with the schedule that you can write the scores of each game on, maybe a full team flag.

>>75344414
I work at an oil refinery. I was outside all day today

>fish

Damn

RIP to the no-hitter

>>75344456
like i said
fuck you

>>75344314
>his team has names on their backs
i'm going to buy a jersey and I still win

>>75344470
I'm a Yankee fan. My team doesn't. I feel bad for those that do.

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How hard will he trigger Roylels tomorrow?

>that strike call

Lmao ump wants to go home.

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If jinxing a no hitter was a thing then isn't the MLB at bat app jinxing every single no hitter and perfect game by sending us notifications about them?

>Kan0

>>75344433
good for you, make sure you laugh at every cuck that would lower themselves to the point of wearing a jersey with the name of the same millionaire you're watching hit a leather sphere around for the amusement of children

>>75344503
You seem to be upset

>>75344498
No-hitters and perfect games aren't fun for the youth to watch so Manfred has decreed no more.

jays

>>75344484
Is it first time pitching at KC since the 2014 World Series?

>>75344477
lol me too. we have the classiest noncucked unis ever. I'm even going to carefully un stitch the majestic logo as well to really uncuck it

>>75344406
>>75344442

Does anyone have a recommendation on where to buy vintage pennants? Buying something I don't know a lot about on eBay makes me nervous.

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>>75344517

Yes

Poor marlins

>>75344477
You realize you can just buy blank ones, right?

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This game is porn to me

>>75344510
oh you got me now

keep being cucked in the head

Combined no hitters are a huge meme anyway, shouldn't count desu

>MARLELS

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>the momentary happiness of not getting no hit vanishes and you remember that the Ms just lost 5-0 and fell into third place

>>75344523
Gonna be gud

>>75344532
>wears another man's name on his back
>calls me a cuck

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Introducing your 2017 AL Rookie of the Year...

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>hey wei yin, care to weigh in on your no-hit bid?

>>75344537
>third place
must be nice

>>75344551
>thinks wearing a jersey of a player he likes makes him a cuck

c u c k e d in the head

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>>75344554
Pic related

>>75344531

Is squamous cell the new hot niche genre of porn?

>tfw almost all baseball is over for the day
>tfw might have to watch Chinese baseball or something to satiate my savage hunger for baseball

>>75344623
Just wait, we're one out away from some delicious >ragsposting

>>75344641
Yikes. Count me out.

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>rags

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>rägß

>>75344671
>>75344673
>>75344680
what happend this time, this is kind of too much

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>RAGU

>>75344706
Blew a 2-0 lead to chokeland
The twist is that it happened in the 6th inning this time

Mama mia i dropled the pasta >RAGU

>>75344566

Holy shit, that was retarded.

Don't do that again.

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HEY

FUCK

YOU

YOU MAY NOW ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR TEAM'S LOSS TOTAL IS NOT TWO DIGITS.

>not so fast literally only Poo Gays

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>rags

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Hello everyone, Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred here. Hope you all had a great day watching regular season baseball!

In an effort to increase your viewing pleasure, MLB will being instituting an inning clock this year! The top and bottom of every inning will have a set amount of time in which plays can be made, and if time runs out then all plays are dead and we roll into the next frame. This will definitely keep the game fresh and interesting, and more importantly fast!

S-sorry dads you didn't deserve this

>Doyers

What happened with th >rags?

>>75345030
See >>75344739

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tfw your team is like a teaser who doesn't give it up

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>>75344928

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That 9th inning left me high from thrill. God damn that shit was worth admission even if we took the L.

I love Arenado but that nigga needs to chill the fuck out and stop hitting homers everytime I go see him. Dude has 11 homers in the last 10 Colorado games I been to.

>>75345168
i know how you feel

t.jints fan

>>75342607
SAUCE

>>75345211
It's not that he hits them. It's at the frequency that he hits them. Only NLW teams understand that he's 3x the player Bryant is.

>>75345168

Lol this stupid fucking faggot.

Tell Rich Hill to stop fapping furiously. His blisters will never heal.

>>75345245
but he'll be the worst player in the league as soon as he beats the doyers in a playoff series, right?

>>75345245
yeah man thats one thing we can agree on. hes a fucking animal.
i was hoping he would carry his WBC slump into the season.

>>75345168
No one cares faggot kill yourself

>>75345168
hello mo'lester

So is mo'lester really DG?
Someone give me a quick rundown.

>>75345279

>autistic
>frenches dudes for beer
>couldnt name a player on the cubs before 2016
>dude gay
>would love to suck off any guy in /mlb/
>thinks the bartman incident didnt actually happen

>>75345286
both DG and mo also claim to have been top high school baseball athletes

>>75345255
Im not a hating ass faggot like you people. I respect talent. My favorite players are the best players regardless of anything that happens between them and the Dodgers. I'm not mad at wainwright or scherzer I wish nothing for to them. Krys Bryant is actually a fucking trash player.

>>75345344
Didn't Bryant win MVP last year?

>>75345371
under conditions i deem fair, it should have gone to Arenado.

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>>75345388

>Arenado

It pretty clearly should've been Harper desu. He's objectively the best player in the game right now.

>>75344986
It's ok, at least it was cool seeing Aybar pitch to a guy it was amazing to be there live and cheer for him.

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Where are all the Jays fans?

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I dropped Greg Bird in fantasy
I can't believe I fell for that meme

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Two and ELEVEN?!?!?!?

>>75343983
>you now remember bee-wee-zee
After "The Beard" ... not having a 1-2-3 inning doesn't faze me anymore.

>>75344484
They've been filling up radio time talking about if we should boo him or not. I say no, personally, not like I'm going to cheer the guy but he's a stud and swung his dick around real hard. Have to at least acknowledge that
Winning in 2015 took a lot of that particular edge off

Some Bankees 1st round draft pick who hasn't pitched since early 2016 got dicked down by James Andrews and is out until some time next year. Yankees drafted him so he wasn't a good prospect anyway

>Looking at the standings this morning just to see where everybody is at since i was really not paying attention to the overall leagues records yet.

>Reds at 9-5

How the hell. I thought they were supposed to be the one that starts 2-11

>Michael Martinez has played in 7 games and has as the same number of innings pitched and at bats

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>Today's Schedule
>Check local listings for nationally televised games

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>>75346379
>1.000/1.000/2.000
>0.00 ERA

MICHAEL
A
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I
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E
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I'm starting to feel like the Phillies are the 2000s Royals, and Odubel Herrera is David DeJesus

>>75343317
>implying we aren't doing that since years

>>75344566
CARLOS

>>75347203
>whos
>7-6
>2nd place
What happened to competing with the dads for Seth Beer?

>>75347203

Canadian Baseball was a mistake

I still can't believe the Braves got Dansby Swanson for Shelby Miller. What a steal

>>75344531
>this is a 10/10 in Miami
Disgusting desu

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*takes you out while pitching a no-no*

Is this enough to finally get CB Bucknor fired? I didn't even see it live because I turned off the game thinking it was over

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/8877508/v1299721883/wshatl-umpires-gather-reverse-k-to-extend-game

>>75348056
Ender Inciarte is also really good

>>75348607
Meanwhile, the Phillies got literally nothing for Hamels AND Giles

>>75348591
Almost as bad as Zobrist's strikeout in Tampa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIBcTE2DlA

>>75348591
besides that what makes me angry at him is how he smiles and makes the whole thing about himself. like he's fucking above the whole game because he calls it, I dread the day he calls a game for >my team because I am certain some shit calls will happen and he will be smug as fuck about it

>>75348591
Want to improve the game, Manfred? Do something about this shit.

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>>75349292
>yfw this is part of Manfred's plan to create controversies every week and turn baseball into mandrama

>>75349365
>PEDROIA: TANAKA, I'M CALLIN YOU OUT SUCKA. YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T HIT A LINE DRIVE TO YOUR HEAD, BROTHA.... WHAT YA GONNA DO, WHEN THIS MANLET HITS A LINE DRIVE OFF OF YOU?!?

>>75349384
>TANAKA: NAAANNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???!?!!?!

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>>75349365
>You see mlb...

Hail, the home run king.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=bostja000cor

WWindians

>>75345478
whew whew

>>75346379
Michael Martinez is obviously the MVP of all of baseball and it's not even contestable. Where's pissboi to argue the case when the numbers clearly show that Kershit will never be able to compete?

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Reminder that the Chicago Cubs overcame a 3-1 deficit to win their first World Series in 108 years against the Cleveland Indians.

I expected to come on here and see a few edge lords arguing that Aaron Hernandez's death was more tragic than Jose Fernandez's death. I'm proud of you /mlb/.

>>75350346
What do you think was the last thing going through Aarons mind?

>>75350456
>muh rings

>>75350346
who?

Fuck me. Call Francesa today and ask if Hernandez should be given a ring posthumously

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>>75350346
>I expected to come on here and see a few edge lords arguing that Aaron Hernandez's death was more tragic than Jose Fernandez's death.

Well, you know, it was a real choke job.

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>Jacob May WRC+: -84

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Happy Felix Day!

>>75351123
yikes

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find me a better middle infield

>>75351194
Just fucking wait until Didi comes back. He's fucking elite.

There should be a meme stat for the number of times a batter has hit the ball in play but the play resulted in an error.

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>>75351216
Lindor better

>>75351274
Why is he so handsome

>>75351286
Just the right amount of Caucasoid genes

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What fanbase does this image represent?

>>75351253
BABIPIE

>>75351253
Hmmm..... What batter forces the most errors?

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With the amount of times he tells the umpire that they're wrong, it's amazing he's never been tossed

>>75351421
Yankee

>>75351421
DG after his failed suicide attempt last night

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You have been visited by the Cutch.

/yourteam/ will get a home run today, but only if you reply to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"

>>75351421
>rags

Add a blue star to the cheek and we're solid

>rags

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>yfw Bumgarner no-hits the Roylels

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>>75352273
I'd lose my mind lmao

Let's go Brewers

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>>75352273
pl-pl-pls no

Lmao you guys that keep perpetuating that mo'Lester kisses men cracks me up. He doesn't but you fags want to keep pushing this to make it looks like he does.

>>75348028
>>75347203

That start time for the Jays is tomorrow, they play at 7 tonight. Dumb burgers.

>>75352378
>mo takes trip off
>tries to pretend its not him
>same stupid shit he types gives it away

mo, kill yourself by gagging on a gaggle of cocks

>my teacher is a phillies fan
>she is way too passionate so I don't dare to talk shit about her team

How do you talk shit about the Phillies aside from generic Philly jokes anyway?