OILERS SHARKS THREAD

For me, it's the San Jose Sharks

4-2 Sharks

I'm only watching this because TB isn't in the playoffs

Why did Bettman think putting a franchise in Costa Rica was a good idea?

>>75340774
Grow the game

4-2 sharks

i hope the sharks are able to pull it off and beat the oilers. But the sharks have blackhawk problems right now and can't score

>too many spics who don't know the words for the crowd to sing the anthem

>>75340774
I've heard that's a pretty based country but with too many shitty immigrants from Nicaragua

JOSÉ CAN YOU SEE

FUCK ALL THE UNIQUE RENDITIONS OF THE ANTHEMS

Who is this Jose guy they always sing about in the USA?

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LETS DO IT BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>mfw just smoked a fat bowl

Gunna be a good game lads

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our year boys

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REPORTING

>be mobilefag
>posting from my laptop tonight
>no access to my 300+ /hoc/ folder
I'll be shitposting without pictures tonight, lads.

GO OILERS

shorts in 5

>>75340860
>there-er-er-er-er
>free-ee-e-e-eee-eeee

gas the coilers

4-3 Oilels in OT. Don't screen cap this.

BRAUN

WEW

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>>75340881
Game On!

>>75340893
RNH dubs confirm.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75340911
Ummmm rude sweetie

why are those singers allowed to butcher national anthems in sports events?

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>tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Was fast!.......

>Darkness envisioning me

ouch

TUMBLING DOWN

Whelp, that wasn't how I wanted the lads to start. Looks like I've gotta crack another beer.

rrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Score!!!

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WEW

>tip master

Dammit Oilers, why weren't you covering the master?

That goal was worse than the anthem singer

Do coiler rejects actually believe they can beat the sharks?

where's Pierre today? was he at hte columbus game

>>75340999
oh shit you're the anon who said he was gonna get in to the viewing party for 5 bucks; have fun =)

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Hope you enjoyed the foreplay Edmonton ;)

>>75341012
Do winnipeg golf courses have wifi for you to shitpost from bud?

just the tip

>>75340999
>trips
how much does that cost?

>Simmonds has the biggest tip

WYTE BOIZ R U EVEN TRYING

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75341046
heard it was like 5 bucks to get in but idk dont quote me nigga

>>75340999
oh and take a picture with Hunter

oilels are SHOOK

That was fast

>>75340999
>not going to a bar and picking up a puckslut
Neckbeard detected

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>>75341072
Ummm no sweetie

Why arent the sharks renaming its team to "San Jose Beards"?

Which city is better? Edmonton or San Jose? I have been to neither and I want to know.

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>>75341115
>??

>>75341015
Yes and he called Crosby an artist. I switched to the rags game after that.

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>>75341159

>>75341157
haha epic, have this upvote my good sir :)

Is this the Legendary Lead Time?

GOT CAUGHT STEALING

WHEN I WAS FIVE

ONCE
WHEN I WAS FIVE

>>75341158
the Mitsuwa in San Jose sucks; and so does the traffic
Edmonton's Haven location closed, so I dunno what else there is to do there

>>75341158
San Jose has better weather and is closer to civilization.

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>>75341158
Did you see the hicks in the crowd in the anthems lol. I saw so many missing teeth and disgusting white dreadlocks.

>>75341159

>>75341043
its past 9 and dark in Winnipeg. Why would anyone be golfing? Are you retarded?

>>75341195
(You)
I like (You)

>>75341192
He makes me think of the Arizona Diamondbacks mascot.

>>75341158
Pretty sure San Jose being that it is in Silicon Valley, Edmonton is really rough in parts with a few nice parts

>>75341157
they could skate out through a giant beard-mouth to start the game

It's a "Caggulia comes in wide and shoots one off a defender's stick into the crowd" episode

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>>75341192
Why isnt their mascot a coked out rig worker

>>75341158
San Jose. How is this even a choice?

>>75341250
Silicon Vally is home to the most disgusting "humans" on the planet though so it automatically loses.

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>>75341253


why not just give the sharks beards?

>>75341158
Edmonton

>living in a communist shithole

>>75341306
that's already a SF Giants thing

Mcdavid is fast

>>75341298
>a fucking leaf.

I'm going to Maroon's barber in a few days to get the same hair cut as him. Pretty stoked, desu baka senpai.

You think Bulju is at the game? I hope so

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>>75341317

Owning a sport franchise must be hard...

>>75341298
most of those people live in San Fran and Oakland, San Jose is full of the worker bees

>McNoShot

>>75341317
romo and wilson are gone, brah, it's madbum and posey's show.

>>75341327
When a fucking leaf is telling you your marxist sjw shithole of a city is bad you know it's serious.

As much as I hate to say it, it might be time to bring Gryba back in for Benning.

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>>75341327
every canadabro I've met at work has been cool
my worst nightmare is strung out trailer trash, like Kenny's dad, cuz they come out swinging

>>75341402
>when a leaf is telling you

you immediately disregard

what is your name

>>75341402
>murder capital of canada talking shit about anybody.

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I like Joey's San Jose Tour

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>>75341443


Czar Supreme Hazel R. Murphy, reporting

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>>75341443
Hunter

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>>75341443
don't shit up this thread too

>>75341468
>going to san jose
>eating Five guys or In n' out.

Nigga what?

Go to henry's hi-life

>>75341499
that must be hard to fit on your driver's permit

>>75341443
Ted

>>75341192
His lower half just looks weird

>>75341414
A bunch Canadian kids go to my college, one he was born in russia so maybe it doesnt count, but he's one of the most annoying people i've ever met

>>75341556
Clearly skips leg day

McDavid's all over the place out there. Nigga's out for blood, RIP shorks.

GAME SNACKS, LADS?

>beer
>nibs
>cheese/crackers
>garlic sausage
>bits n bites
>cheezies

do you think mcgaykid speaks japanese motivational speeches to his teammates in the locker room

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>>75341489
>>75341443

I change to middle name from Hendrick to Rasputin

How was that hooking?

>>75341662
what, do you think he plays for the canucks?

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Go getem Connor!

Could have at least called the legit high stick, and not the soft hold/hook/whatever that was.

>>75341676
Russell had his stick in Meier's gut. That little spin was pretty exaggerated, but it was a hook.

>>75341662
Stop talking cunt

>>75341693
mcgaykid is a fucking weeb lad

FUCK THE OCILERS
2-20929020902900290

2-0O LKOOOL

COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75341694
This is art

>>75341443
reb & vodka

>>75341676
The Shorks spin was a nice sell. Russel didn't help himself by reaching around him though. Made it easy to sell.

FUCK.

I STILL BELIEVE. FUCK THE SHORKS.

LOOOOOOOGAN

COOOOOUTUUUUURE

>>75341648
celery water and cucumbers in vinegar

>>75341714
Hold. Hook requires you to actually pull with your stick. Russel wasn't pulling on Meier.

Why is this thread so slow

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>>>>

mcdad is mad

>>75341779
I'm doing laundry

cam talboot looks SHOOK

change him for someone else

>mcgaykid trying to crosscheck
lmao

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Its ok I still believe in our boiz

>>75341779
Tuesday

Hahah, yes, well done Sharks

HOWEVER

You now remember Jordan Eberle

>>75341779
a lot of oilers fans are actually banned right

hey banned people ;-)

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>>75341816
This. The memes are strong with them.

>there are no species of shark native to edmonton
wtf how is this place even real smdh tbqhwy

>>75341835
hello chink

The oilers are fucked

Time for a cumback

THANK YOU BASED BALANCING CALLS

>>75341828
You now remember the greatness of Horcoff and Hemsky.

Do you guys happen to have a link to a stream for the BIG GAME?

>>75341918
and Pissman

Couture is such a fag

>>75341928
still on reddit

>>75341928
turn on your tv, numbnuts

state of these refs
>make bad calls
>redo faceoffs

>>75341960
perhhaps oyu should go back

>>75341984
They don't want anyone to win tonight. If it were possible they'd make the game end tied.

Any Québécois heard of the band Malajube?

>>75342005
fuck off tripfag

>>75342025
seriously? gtfo nerd

Oilers not looking bad, despite being down 2 goals. If they can get one before the period ends, we could be in for a meme game.

>>75342036
yea seriously

>Nugent-Hopkins

>>75341928
key = -2

tUN4LhHntBS

>how much do you want it

>>75342025
French Canadian "people" are fucking scum and deserve death.

>>75342057
where can I get this hat?

>>75341648
colt 45 and stuffed vine leaves

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thoughts?

>>75342064
did Pierre steal your girl?

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>>75342057
sure champ

>>75342087
No, they stole my money. Equalization payments were a mistake.

>>75342057
those hats should be handed out at every game at every arena desu

>>75342075
use china love love escorts in vancouver and request kippers, you get a free hat

>>75342086
What is that faggot shit?

fucking love ice level mics desu

>>75342133
it's a lawn tiki

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!!!

boilers will not score this game

>>75342126
Kek'd pretty hard desu

>pinggg
we're never scoring

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>>75342172
this

>>75342180
Oilers score multiple times and go up 3-1 in the series. Repeated integers confirm.

mcdavid hits to coutures mouth: 2

dirty fuck lol

big zack attack goal incoming

>>75342218
He's learning to playoff.

Shorks should be worried tbqh.

K-kassian will save the day

This game is over, The Oilers won. All these great shots just aren't going in. But it will eventually. The sharks are completley outpalyed

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>McDicklet being fucking exposed

that poor goal camera is concussed

>>75342243
Lmao only thing you winning is dirty fucks of the playoffs.

oh my god

refs just making penalties up now

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>>75342255
>tfw the highwater mark of mcmeme's career has already been reached

>>75342218
Couture literally just ran into him

>>75342243
This guy gets it. Oilers have dominated the last ten minutes, just haven't gotten the bounces. They'll kill this penalty off next period and utterly annihilate for the rest of the game.

Can't wait for Kassian to drink himself to death three years after he's out of the league.

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>Bullshit delay of game

>delay of game

San Jewsay refpucking hard

>>75342296
of course, I know how to watch hockey unlike a majority of /sp/

>call goes my teams way
*silence*
>call goes against my team
REFPUCK
E
F
P
U
C
K

>>75342362

>Call goes against my team when its obvious
>REF YOU SUCK chant starts
erery time

>>75342362
>has teeth
*not british*
>doesn't have teeth
BRITISH
R
I
T
I
S
H

>>75342362
>delay of game
>for backchecking

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>>75342362
That call was ass senpai

>>75342382
wew this is a spicy meme

>>75342403
why is that asian man buttfucking that ginger

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75342385
if it wsan't delay of game it would have been interference. Oilers got bailed out and lucky that wasn't a penalty shot

>>75342463
good post x

>>75342444
looking for a different kind of ginger beef

>>75342474
>implying Talgod wouldn't have easily brushed a penalty shot aside

>>75342463
brave, muscular post right here lads

>>75342474
this desu

>>75342463
frig off frodo

>>75342463
I'm surprised it took you this long to enter the thread.

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>>75342483
mmm

1. Glass
2. Hirscher
3. Patrick

How many beers deep is Gretzky tonight? Full case?

Last year I went on a trip to Canada.

When I tried going to Edmonton I got blocked at the city limits because I didn't have a reddit account.

>>75342591
atleast

>>75342592
i wouldnt let someone from a penis colony into my city either

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>>75342592
das it man

>>75342592
It was more likely because you were trying to smuggle dildos in your ass.

>>75342592
good post

>>75342592
>newpoo peeland

Why does marleau look like mel gibson

>>75342631
t. Edmonton fag

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>implying anything a kangarooburger has any merit here

>>75342638
this
>>75342622
>>75342631
>>75342639
butt hurt detected

Mike Ricci>Christina Ricci

>>75342648
>t. Nigger

>>75342591
Does he even drink?

>>75342592
>repeating a post you've already made today
Absolutely pleb-tier. How embarrassing for you.

>>75342676
Big time

>>75342668
my diccki>your tiny diccki

>>75342668
never made the connection WOW

>>75342671
t. Muhammad

>>75342699
t. jamal hector alvarez

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>2nd period

>>75342690
A chinki insecure about his dinki, colour me shocked.

>>75342683
Always nice to receive feedback from my blog followers.

>>75342709
t. Pajeet

Someone give Pavelski an Oscar, I'm impressed.

>>75342726
how do you know his asian?

lmfao mcgaykid EXPOSED

I'm really missing NHL on TSN these days. HNIC are shit compared to them.

Dave Randorff, Greg Millen, Paul Romaniuk, Gary Gallilee, John Garrett these guys are shit with TSN they don't even have a bias. McGuire, Miller, Cuthbert, Ferraro - so fuckin good. And the panel.

Well everyone except Dregger is unbiased.

>>75342738
All our team needed was acting lessons.

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Pavelski looking like a soccer player there

Good lord he almost died

>>75342742
How do you not know?

>>75342742
He's a Hongcouver fan.

LEL

MCGAYKID GOT SHAT ON

OILIES ON POOICIDE WATCH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>Leo wins Best Actor for The Revenant
>Pavelski goes home empty handed after that display
Not fair, desu baka senpai.

The oilers are FUCKED

WON'T SOMEBODY CALL THE DAMN MATCH

Missed that 2nd penalty.

On a scale of Viktor Fasth to Dwayne Roloson, how refpuck was it?

the oilers are NEVER scoring another goal for the rest of the series

>Lose twice convincingly
>Refs at home hand your guys a W

3-0!!!

McDavis McSelfish McBTFO

>>75342781
stop speaking japanese and play the game you fucking faggot kid

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WHEN?

>>75342795
>>75342812
12/10 extreme oilers whininess

that was some real nhl series glitch goal shit right there

haha time to rev up those

>it was 3-0

>>75342827
Game 7

dont worry Mcdavid will secondary assist the oilers back into this game

>>75342826
Shut the fuck up, you slant cunt. I'll literally fuck you until you die.

HOLD UP

that ref did blow the whistle and raise his arm right?

6-4 final score

>>75342827
i want to push him out the window holy shit

Jesus Christ that ice looks terrible.

>>75342869
its the oilers making it look bad desu

is Kassian injured? How can this happen with Kassian

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>>75342831
Go sharks desu

>>75342857
>fuck him to death
Pump the brakes there Mr. Garrison

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Oilers look like they need hydration.

>>75342877
drunk drove his truck into a tree during the intermission

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>>75342869
this guy performed in the arena a few days ago

>>75342876
Nah, Californian ice is always shit.

Just watch how hard the players have to move the puck so it actually goes further than 10 feet.

>>75342906
he drunk drove a shark into the net before the intermission too

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>>75342895
It's time

>>75342827
he is happy because there is a Pizza and Donair place just across the street

>>75342919
they need to have less events at these fucking arenas
it's why United Center has the worst ice in the NHL

>>75342919
That's why Shorks had best road record the other season. so much faster on good ice.

>>75342913
I think some of that residual poo is fucking with the ice.

>>75342913
>Bipin Patel
sounds like a Star Wars character

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i fucking hate Talbot

i hope he has a brain aneurysm

>>75342877
Dropped his last 8ball before game 3.

>wake up
>Oilers shitting the bed

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>this much delusion and butthurt

>>75342937
They seem to do well at home against the Oilers anyways. Thortons posession style always gets them and the Oilers depend on fast transition game.

>>75342957
kek what a fairy

>>75342957
Hahahh it was such an obvious penalty. Mcbitch got goaded like a fucking retard.

>>75342943
Hockey-Adi-Mundi

>get nudged by someone lighter than you
>do a 360, fall to one knee then slam your head off his chest
A perfectly normal reaction.

>>75341043

Canoe club public golf course has 55 plus condos beside it, old people always use the default password

>>75342957
redditmonton upset they can't make illegal hits to the head and charges anymore. They're the new bruins.

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>>75342987
>A perfectly normal reaction.
this. oilerfags don't know physics

4-0

LE FUCK LE COILERS

Are Sharks gonna shork?

this isn't fun anymore =(
I'm going back to my homeboard

>>75343007
Yes
Dubs confirm

How did the oilers make the playoffs again?

T4LB0T
4
L
B
0
T

Wayne in pain

>>75343011
where u frum

>>75343017
refpuck, and refpuck alone. they were always the weakest in their division

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wtf oilers

>>75343025
Do you think he's going to drink his life away tonight?

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Oiler edition coming soon

HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
ITS FUCKING 4-0 YOUR TEAM IS SHIT

I thought the Oilers were elite.

>>75342243
My sides

>>75343031
t. Flim Flam or Laff

>didn't have a lead in the series until game 4
You may have won this battle, Shorks, but you'll lose the war.

BG, I'll see you fags in a few days

Laughing SO HARD at the Edmonton Oilers

why can't ebs shoot anymore

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Fucking Oilers, how about you go oil your wife's bull's cock

Can we say the Coilers are exposed?

can I get a quick rundown on the edmonton pants status?

This game looks like EA's NHL series. As soon as the Sharks get the puck in the Oilers end, it sticks to them like glue; all rebounds go right back to them. Really tough to watch.

Incoming goon hockey.

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>Edmonton now gets to beat the Sharks on home ice
>/hoc/s face when

>>75343083
Soiled.

>>75343030
/fa/, which is absolute dogshit right now
but I grew up liking hockey so I check /hoc/ pretty frequently

>>75343076
absolutely savage lmao

>McManlet btfo

Alberta is the second worst province in Canada (first is Ontario.) Newfoundland is the best.

>>75343118
>Newfoundland is the best.
Someone likes fat whale women

>5-0

SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK COILERS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SHIT TEAM

>COILERS

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>5-0 incomming
>Foilers btfo

>>75343097
>Now gets to beat them on home ice

They were going back to Edmonton either way, now they don't get to win the series at home unless it goes 7

BAH GAWD STOP THE DAMN MATCH

Fucking Oilers leaking all over the place.

soiled

lmao

Hm. Looks like the oilers became shark bait tonight

HAHAHAHAHAH

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FIVE

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>>75343141

FIVE FUCKING NIL

STOP IT FOR THE CHILDREN

why does Pouliot look like Redban

OH SHIT put in brancoise

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>>75343118