OFFICIAL TEXAS RANGERS @ OAKLAND ATHLETICS GAME THREAD

>rags

>rags

>pathetics

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GOATmez

DFA Napoli when

>>75340510
>Atheletics

>a fucking elephant

OFFICIAL FACIAL HAIR POWER RANKINGS:
1. goatee
2. mutton chops
3. soul patch
...
999. full beard

>2 and a half innings in less than 30 minutes

This pleases the Manfred

why the lack of shitposting lads

Wow Darvish has done well with his pitch count so far.

>>75342470
darvish is da man

>we traded Brinson for this

is anybody interested in the one time i tried playing high school baseball

I want gomez to not be signed for our team ever again

>>75342953
if singles gomez homers and shuts you up.

>>75343003
well fuck where is the meme magic

the toppest of keks

Elvis you madman

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>>75341939
t. Beardlet

>>75343120
u just got brujeria'd sir

I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that Elvis Andrus would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion

>>75343144
>one (1) poster is forcing this pasta across this board
for what purpose

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>>75341939

>>75343328
>not posting Zoe Wetzel

>tfw no rangers qt3.14

wow what a great move yanking him Banister

Yu wont want to play here again. We can never hit when he pitches and the bullpen doesnt protect his shit

Mitch woulda got that

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>>75343633
>July 31st
>the city of YUston

>>75344239
>Yu wanting to stay in texas
dudes going to the AL probably where he can win CY super easily because their batters are ass

>>75344273
Yeah haha he's gonna change leagues to the AL!

>>75344287
>>75344273
what did I mean by that?

holy shit that swing LMAO

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>>75344309
>samefagging to save face yet again

>>75344273
>>75344309
me
>>75344287
not me
>>75344376
me again

>it's a tiki doesn't type out a single worthwhile post episode
I mean I know it's a """formulaic""" show but every installment is starting to blend together

>>75344507
me again

I'm just bored

Will Mazara clutch it up and win us this game?

>>75344555
trips confirm

>>75344555
>>75344577
he's the tying run

nice digits tho

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pls miracle

>rags

whelp gg a's