Put me in coach, I'm ready to dab. Today

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>mfw he eliminates Penaldo

>>75337710

save the cl, pulisic

Will he start?

>pulisuck
>good
Wew la

*dabs on em*

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>>75337710
But have you fully interiorized my turbotactics Christian?

>>75338185
>Mexicans are still seething that we have a world class talent
>in a sport we dont care about
kek
KEK

I really really like this thread

>>75338359
>overhyped average player who cant do shit against Panama, its as overrated as Julian Green or Juan Agudelo back in their days
>""world class""
JEJ

>>75338589

>acting like hot shit when you drew against Panama in your last meeting

>>75338589
>THIS triggered by PulisGOD who cucked Refdrid in the group stages
Kek, dont lose your head over PulisGOAT, Juan Pedro. But then again you'd probablt lose it first to a cartel member

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>>75338185
Heard you were talking shit about mah boi Christian.

>>75338359
Pulisic isn't shit. If he was French, Spanish, or even English he would just be another guy. Being a backup on Dortmund really isn't that big a deal

Mark my words, you guys hyping him up so much are only setting yourselves up for disappointment

Uhhh... I literally have no idea who is this guy...

>>75338714
correction. if he were french, spanish, or english, he would get memed as much as dele ali, rashford, or dembele
>>75338749
you must not pay attention to the champions league?

>>75338714
>h-h-hes a sub
>more minutes and starts than Kagawa and all the other players supposedly better and more experienced at 18
>tf
CHIcano scum need to be deported

>scores goals
>survived terrorist attacks
>triggers chicanos
>single handedly makes soccer relevant in the US
can he do it and defeat EspanUEFA?

>>75338813

I do and I still don't know him.

>>75338907
pay attention during the games

>>75338657
Can a German tell me if this Tuchel guy is overhyped? I always hear about how he is some next level thinker.

>>75338980
he's the incarnation of the "to intelligent to do x" meme

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Occasional reminder that his mom is a milf

>>75339025
So he does such intelligent stuff that is actually works against him? His dumb players are to dumb too understand??

>>75338714
> If he was French, Spanish, or even English he would just be another guy.

He would be a top class talent for Spain or France; hyped up incessantly by the English media and probably make the squads for two of those national teams + definitely start for England over memes like Sterling

If he was named Cristiano Pulisco,l or Kryztian Pülişiç, yurocucks wouldnt stop fellating him.

>>75339050
Basically, he's too intellectuals to do things the easy way but keeps fucking up because everything needs to be come together due to some genius 4d chess tactics. Menawhile the opponents just shoot at the goal.

>>75338980
The guy is pretty smart and definitely knows his stuff but at times you get the feeling that he's overthinking things. If you would mix his tactical knowledge and Klopps motivational skills, you had the perfect coach.

>>75338921

...so he's the next Julian Green?

>>75339155
Interesting. thank you

>>75339171
Was he Klopp's assistant? Seems like a good match.

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>>75339026
looks like an old Sam Ponder desu

>>75338980
He turned Dortmund around after Klopp's style had grown stale.
They play like a mini Barcelona now.
I rate him highly.

>>75339145
>he thinks pulisic isnt already a slav name

>>75339209
No, as far as I know they never worked together. And I'm not even sure if this would work out, because both seem to bee quite stubborn and too ""alpha"" to play the second fiddle.

>>75339026
Looks like a basic white girl over 25

>>75339584
Still better looking than your fat short goblin looking mother, chicano.

>>75339712
>pulisic wins the champions league
>dortmund get invited to the white house to shake hands with trump

>>75338813
I would take all 3 over Pulisic any day, even rashford

>>75343028
Why is this chicano so assmad?

>>75339061
He wouldn't get close to any of those teams

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>>75338185
>>75338589
>>75338714
>>75338749
>>75339189
>>75339584
>>75343028
>>75343071

Man, the quality of /sp/ goes to shit after europeans go to sleep.

>>75343638
CHI

Quality thread. Bumping this

>>75337710
>A Germanic embracing nigger culture
Disgusting