Angels @ Astros Game Thread

Espinosa's face is really punchable.

>>75337709
If he tried to punch back, he'd whiff.

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>>75337776

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Whats with all the qt angel fans in houston

First big titty milf

Now qt with slightly smaller titties and choker

Based simba

>>75337918
Saw that too. I guess our producers must be bored and are just looking for slags in the stands now.

SIMMONS

FINALLY A RUN

>celebrating homer
>see that stat
Nevermind

Goddammit Nolasco

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Just got back home
Based George

Kalas is blind as a bat, McCann looks out by a mile

Are you KIDDING ME?

Musgrove strands them all
Check em

>>75340003
Not with that pitch count

Nice umpball

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fuck the Angels desu

TYBT

At least that K saved one run
Getting tired of Trout tbqhwu

>>75340117
Based M's bro

TYBT

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Thank you poo man

>FSW showed the qt with the choker

Brehs

PUJOLS

Holy fuck, that was a shot

I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that poo holes would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion

>>75340117
>It was 9-2

>>75340252
>being this mad

I love that Houston is eternally butthurt about that home run from 12 years ago even though it didn't cost them the series.

I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that Norichinka Aoki would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion

>>75340290
I don't even get this mad about anything, but I truly despise that guy

>>75340296
To be fair, we literally heard about it every single day for years
I was going to school up in Tennessee for a while, and of course, being the South, there were tons of cardinals fans that brought it up every time they saw me. It just gets kinda old tbH

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S P R I N G L E
S I N G L E

>>75340460
>Bragging about a series their team lost

The state of Tardinals fans

how is it possible that in a division with the rags, the angels manage to be the least likeable team?
not most hated, but least likeable

>>75340559
We went from having to listen to cards fans brag about a series they lost to having to hear >rags fans brag about two series that they list
It's so pathetic, it's almost funny

>>75340460
That's understandable. I hate Cards fans. I still can't believe the contract Moreno threw at Pujols. It's been years and it still blows my mind how hard he fucked the franchise with that single move.

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>>75340626
>Angels
>Unlikable

We literally saved baseball when we prevented the biggest fraud the game has ever seen from winning a title.

>>75340626
t. Jokeland

Espinosa looks like the serial killer from American Horror Story.
Can't be bothered to find a pic, so y'all will just have to trust me.

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>>75340775
He strikes out all the time and I bet he doesn't even get to fuck Curry like based Gio did

>>75340862
She's pretty dang close to perfect, good gravy

>>75340939
she's...dare I say...

angelic...

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maybin and revere have been great on gubie tuesdays

Not surprised that Trout listens to Florida Georgia line

>Revere and Maybin are the only ones who like rap

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>>75341071
Do you think her husband will be pissed when their kids look exactly like Johnny?

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it's over brehs

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>>75341199
The guy is probably a cuck

>>75341340
It's okay bro, there's still 3 innings left.

>>75341444
>he doesn't know the post that triggers a comeback
Anyway, those trips are all >we need to claw >our way back to the top

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BASED ALTUVE

>>75341444
Trips confirm big-time comeback
gj my man

Bud Norris owned us as an Astro so I have no doubt he will give up five runs facing his former team

>>75341753
He was so all-or-nothing for us that you just might be right

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Is this...OUR INNING?!

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OH COME ON ALREADY

>tacos
>only black people in the kitchen

no thanks

FUCK

>Altuve is up soon
Alright brehs, the comeback is going to come this time.

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pee-cock has been a nice surprise so far

>>75340252
I think you might be preaching to the choir here

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me on the right

>marisnick at 1st with no outs
We've gotta pick up at least one here

>>75342179
We should start a gofundme imploring people to donate the money they'd normally spend on tickets to hiring an assassin to put poo holes on the 10,000 day DL

>Bring in Alvarez for muh lefty matchup
>Right handed PH walks on 5 pitches
>Take him out

Great job there by everyone

>based Altuve on the plate
HERE WE GO

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SAVE US, CARLOS

>that double play
JUST

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well, looks like the offense decided not to win tonight
GG Angels

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When will they learn?

>>75342452
delet this

If you channel your WOO's the Astros can't lose

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Well, gg y'all
See ya tomorrow

LTBU

good d

finally a w

LTBU

GG Stros. See ya next week. I'll be on the road the next few days.