OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. ROYALS #1 GAMETHREAD

* SF:
-- Tim Federowicz (C #43) was designated for assignment.

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Buster's back!

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R O Y A L S

hopefully hammel doesn't melt down against a ninny league team

>>75336814
and i thought kc was white trash

the fuck was the point of leaving whit in omaha for 2 weeks

>>75337122
falling for the paulo will continue to bat over .300 meme

>>75337122
Lack of options for the other guys on the bench. He was the odd one out

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>>75336936
>white trash

>>75337221
is she not white? she sure as hell wishes she was with those filters

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Giants manager Bruce Bochy undergoes minor heart procedure

http://www.csnbayarea.com/giants/giants-manager-bruce-bochy-undergoes-minor-heart-procedure

>Bench coach Ron Wotus will manage the Giants for the two games at Kauffman Stadium.

whit has a hot sister

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*goes 2 for 4*

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>>75337262
oh the first one definitely was white, she's just got a fat ass

I wouldn't really classify her as white trash either desu

>>75337327
leg tattoos send you directly to white trash do not collect $200

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>>75337357
what is with the autism about tattoos on this board lol

>>75337320
Time for copy-pasta.

I don't know if everyone has heard the story of Ol Two Hit Whit so I will tell it here. It all started on a dark and stormy night in May. In Kansas City some of the best men had been shot down like sentry guards takin sniper fire. So they sent a message up to Nebraska to find a suitable replacement or next of kin. The man they sent was a legend, a marksman, a fire branding rustler that goes by the name of Two Hit Whit for his legendary marksmanship. He got right on his horse and rode the 190 miles from the ol storm trading post in Nebraska straight through to Kansas City. Some said no man could make it three days, Ol Two Hit Whit he did it in one. When he arrived with dust and smoke flying all around people tried to talk, tried to ask him questions, tried to engage but he only focused on one thing: the piece of wheat in his mouth. He turned it over and over, dismounted from his horse, looked all around, and those four words he said that day changed the history of Kansas City forever. In a raspy voice, deep and manly, low but intelligible, he said those four words that many still talk about to this day. They came out more as a rumble than talking, but their meaning was clear. He leaned forward and grunted them for all to hear, he said,
I CAME TO FUCK

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THE ROYALS ARE BACK

>>75337385
not saying its bad or you should stop just saying its white trash. which bar do i have to go to in san francisco to see these hoes?

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>>75337459
kek fair enough

they're near the bay area, not even in San Francisco. Bottoms Up Espresso

>>75337498
do they have alcohol or is it only coffee?

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>>75337525
just shitty coffee and non-alch drinks

seeing Pence at The K is bringing back some bad memories...

>>75337558
how many of them have you fucked

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>>75337606
literally 0

nice 1-2-3 from hammel

I'm not sure pence knows breaking balls exist

>>75337605
what happened to the stupid hunter pence signs trend?

>>75337685
he cut his hair

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>>75337658
he's been swinging at dogshit lately

also still not sure how I feel about Affeldt in the booth

EARLY HITS

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Nice stroke Gordo

>>75337705
Bruh him announcing the royos defense was the most awkward thing I've ever heard

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look at this kino from sunday's game. its like that scene with vin diesel and the rock in the fast and furious movie

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>>75337605
MadBum's starting tomorrow. No Panda, though.

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>>75337737
I was genuinely concerned that he just didn't know how to read desu

>>75337792
me on the left

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>>75337792
I just love photos like this

>>75337874
literally every fan in that pic is a great reaction image

Jeremy affieldt unironically got the win in game 7 of the 2014 worlds eries

>>75338003
jeremy guthrie unironically started for the royals. what a shitshow

>royals leading the league in starter ERA by half of a run
pretty incomprehensible tbqhwy

im gonna miss hos

>>75338083
don't worry I'm sure they'll find a way to fuck it up

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cant watch the game because im studying
h-hope we do good

>>75338125
>le completely wasted swings on strike 1 and 2 man

i wont really. he isn't even trending up desu

>>75338174
mostly talking about his defense

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love when Cain hangs his curveballs
fucking recipe for success

>>75338146
>cant do both
fucking brainlets

Are those outfield seats loud with the fountains always running?

>>75338003
>>75338032
Jints fan here:

Imagine if Gordon was sent home from 3rd AND scored. We (KC and SF) might all be in therapy right now for losing our minds.

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>>75338212
>implying he is even good at defense

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/lets-talk-about-eric-hosmers-defense/

also pic related for his offensive woes

>>75338266
they dont run during the inning but the answer is still no

GET A HIT WHIT!

>>75338267
i think it wouldve taken a mets tier throw for gordo to be safe

>>75338266
they're not really that loud

why do they have to replay that ;_;

if only gordo wouldve been hauling ass out of the box

>>75338290
like i give a fuck about a first baseman's range. his scoops are god tier

>>75338364
i dont really care anymore. if we didnt win in 2015 though i would kill myself at the thought of it

that series in 2014 was very clearly a battle between equally matched teams tiebroken only by an otherworldly performance by bumgarner. cant do anything but tip your hat

Our offense is some next level ass desu

>>75338517
I'm starting to believe the Muelens batting discipline (lack-off) tweets from last year.

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>>75338517
>it's an offense is fucking asleep episode

>>75338435
We got 14, you guys got redemption in 15
Now we both can ceremoniously laugh at the Mets for not redeeming themselves last year kek

kek locain getting in everyones way on that foulout

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>top of the 4th in 45 minutes

Manfred's dick must be rock hard

>>75338742
he wants games to score a bunch of runs while also going this fast somehow

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>You can only reply to this post if your team has won the Worlds Eries in 2014 or 2015

Is there any reason to think that Ventura wasn't just a piece of shit?

>>75338851
everyone on the team liked him

we are officially on no hitter watch

Giants bros ww@? 831 here

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>>75338938
expected nothing less desu

>>75338938
kek

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>>75338954
916

hos shouldve tagged on that

>>75338954
Watsonville
You bang ese

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Boch said the hardest part of the surgery is listening to Affieldt do the game kek

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>>75339034
he would have been tagged if he tagged

>>75339067
this is what you said to me last time, cabrillo right?

already tired of the moss gidp

>>75339123
I honestly wouldn't have expected anyone to have a worse average than Mondesi coming into this year

Tybposey

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did posey marry a tranny?

>>75339094
that is correct

>>75339074
Remember Detroit 2012 (Boch taking out Affeldt):

Give me the damn ball, you're gonna give me a heart attack.

jfc crawford has a cannon

WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT WHIT

WHIT DONGER

whittles

Whit can hit!

Who's this on the mic with Fleming?

Is that based Affeldt

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ded

wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT

rex was hype af during that dinger

Oh right it's the Matt Cain 5th inning special

>>75339560
it is!

>>75337770
me on the left

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>smacks his helmet off his head
>craw with the pickle bantz

based gordo

>>75339765
mondesi is gonna rougned his ass

>even when our left fielder has a good at bat it gets caught
Fuck off a little bit

TYBG

>>75339806
lel

he looked mad enough

based Menard's

>>75339988
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS

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affeldt is awesome on the mic man

>"poo-ig"
>pulled a hammy on a missed called strike

Here comes the fly ball out

are those united airlines ads behind homeplate?

ree

was just about to green text this crazy ump and how the giants cant get a hit to land on grass

>>75340031
wish i was watching it on TV.
listening on the good ol radio

fucking hell

wew lad

>that snowcone catch

lmao he kicks the ball back into his glove!

FUCKING MONDESSI

FUCKING SALVY

FUCK

is mondesi a meme?

>extending your glove's reach with the extra length of the ball

the new meta game

>>75340161
first game i heard affeldt on the mic, he's entertaining af tbqh famalamis

>>75340161
cricfree [dot] sc

>>75340232
i think craw got in his head with the helmet pickle flip lol

lol fuckin affeldt

based as fuck

C
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D U B S

lesgo noonerz

kept hammel in too long. he was getting rekt last inning

cmon based aussie shitposter

>being reminded of meklys stint as a giant
that was a fun year man

>Bochy text to Affeldt:
>>That's why we don't bunt.

>>75340649
Melkman was great my dude, the ped stuff was unexpected

>bringing in le 20.25 ERA man for most important batter in the game

inb4 its 4-1

Pls don't suck today Wood

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man

i could go for some honey walnut shrimp from panda, but i dont want to shit my pants for up to 72 hours like last time...

>>75340744
yeah that part sucked, but he was reking everyone

REEEEE MARRERO IS A MEME GET HIM OFF MY TEAM

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WEW

wew lads

t-thanks, span

holy shit fuck this team
put me in coach

I don't think my dick has ever been softer than right this second

>>75341114
id lower my head into a pitch to get that guy home tbqh senpai

>>75340841
stop acting like a whos fan

>>75341166
just use your elbow like a normal person jeez

Salvy just wasn't interested in that at-bat

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>5 pitch inning

>5 pitch inning
kys

not sure if Cain good again or Royals offense doing bad
maybe bit of both.

Cain probably wishes he was playing in ATT so he could hit a double like last time.

>>75341203
id be too worried of missing, really need runs famjam

>Cain is better than smardzija in 2017
Lel

i dont like hunter pence

Wood gets a goose egg for that performance, right?

kek at hammel dive rolling away from mondesi's throw on that play at the plate

fuckin posey, bat shattered like drift wood and still managed to line it over

RIP bat

>>75341453
shut the fuck up, Nate

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Thank you based buster

>yfw that fast ball to the head rewired Poseys brain and made him a superhuman hitter.

>>75341510
the save is ruining relief pitching you nigger

MCDOUBLES MOTHERFUCKERS!!

$1 mcdoubles tomorrow

>>75341559
>2016+anything
>trusting Nate "Hillary 2016" Silver and his jew sidekick

>>75341620
we talkin bout sports

>>75341620
>implying objective sports data analysis is the same as subjective politics reporting
>implying nate silver's model didn't give trump better odds to win than any other statistical model

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>leadoff 4 pitch walk

Pardon me while I roll

>>75341601
Mcdoubles are already a dollar though?

get whitley home

why would you bring this pitcher in? he sucks bad

>tfw I wanted blach to replace Cain
Boy do I look dumb, where's beede

ah yes

our bullpen

andddd there goes my heart

TAG UP WHIT

>>75341703
dollar forty

cain is due for a leanbacker desu

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>go for run
>want to shit my pants after the first mile
>giants shit the bed multiple times during the run

fucking pottery

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SPEED DO

please no

incoming base clearing dubs

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>>75341946
>going for a run in the middle of a game

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>>75341988

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>>75341992
>implying I wasn't listening to the game via my certified MLB At Bat application for iOS and Android devices

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>that
>a swing

>>75342055
Hope you saw that replay senpai because he clearly went around

OH MY GOD

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im feeling a walkoff

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belt, you magnificent cunt

YES


YES
YES

>>75341946
Lol she has bird legs.

where is tim lincecum?

This is a good game desu

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>>75342125
:(

>kelvin herrera bobblehead
for what purpose

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>>75342125

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>>75342125
...in my heart 5ever

>>75342125
Angles

>>75342156
>>75342166
did he died?

>>75342186

went to the angels in free agency

fell off the face of the earth because he cant pitch good anymore

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>>75342205
dude needs to just accept that he will not be a starter and should convert himself to a relief pitcher

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discuss

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FUCKING DROP YOU FUCKING BALL, YOU FUCKING BASEBALL, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING LOWER YOUR TRAJECTORY BALL, FUCKING TWATBALL

digging this still nonexistant offence of ours, boys

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>>75342312
yeah it's pretty great

what would Manfred be thinking if he was watching this game?

>>75342261
pitchers must be missing their spots alot to make those pitches look like balls

>>75342333
LEGALIZE PED's WE NEED MORE HOMERS

>>75342333

>I'll bet if I forced a mandate that made ballparks smaller, we'd have more HR's, and thus faster games

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INCOMING WALKOFF

pinch run for moss and steal a base wtf yost

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I was skeptical about Affeldt in the booth but his commentary is surprisingly refreshing

>Affieldt admitted he just chucks whatever and hopes for the best
Kek figures

CLASSIC law

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FREE
R
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BASE
A
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>3 fastballs down the middle
>take take swing and miss

literally a reliever batting tier at bat

>>75342613
muh needs to be developed in the majors

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Good Christ, can they fucking send Memerrero down already

fuck this Marrero kid
w-why don't the Giants sign Pagan? no time has signed him yet.

alright, ima slip into my jammies and get in the blankets senpai

u guys stay safe out there, stay frosty, and keep it real

incomming belt dinger

>>75342666
don't use The Lords name in vain satan.

>His last name is my first name and his first name is my last name.
Fuck that's weird.

>>75342698
his profession makes a ton of money and yours doesnt. you are living opposites

god dammit

>JUSTer Posey

i want this game to this game to go deep into extra innings
just a way for these two teams who use small ball and great pitching to give a big middle finger to Manfred.

>marrero subbed out
>for gorkys

not sure how to feel about this

its certainly not happiness

what the fuck is a gorkys?

>pinch running for moose now
wtf yost

>>75342797
> Gorky (/ˈɡɔːrki/;[2] Russian: Maкcи́м Гópький), was a Russian and Soviet writer, a founder of the socialist realism literary method and a political activist

>>75342862
is he going to hack the all star voting?

>law about to blow the game and I have to go take a shit

Indian food. Not even once, lads

paulo shouldve went to third

>pinch run so a single gets runner to third
>dont run to third

hosmer gidp anyway so w/e

>>75342904
wait a minute...

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>>75342914

hos was truckin

>>75342914
w-w-wut

>whosmer

>He's out Jon, I could see it from the radio

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>Affeldt getting upset in the booth

Fuck, I take back everything I said, that was great

and now moose is out of the lineup. gjge yost

>>75342978
she looks underage

Is someone driving a truck on the upper deck!?

this ump cracks me up

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>>75343012
she's not

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>Strike

i love a violent punch out

I don't even know who half these Royals pitchers are

YES FUCKS YES

THANK YOU BASED SPAN

fug dis

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P A N I K

>>75343140
errrr panik
today was a helluva day to stop drinking..

2 runs coming up

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>>75343175

>>75343249
body ga

>>75343204
Perez is going to walk and Moss will hit an in-the-park home run imo

scott alexander still got a goose egg tho

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>>75343260

Holy shit this game is still going. I'm at work so some Royalsbro pls meme the shit out of this thread for me.

HERE WE GO

How the FUCK did Matt Cain only give up one run!?

He's got nothing! His fastball has no Fucking movement! This is absolute Bullshit that this happening!

Fucking Bullshit Phone Company!

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>>75343324
>Fucking Bullshit Phone Company!

>>75343060
hnnnggggg

1-1 more...

STRUCK THE FUCK OUT

Cmon Melancon... one moreee

ump changed his mind on that strike call

shitty pinch runner

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>mondesi

good night

Melatonin threw 4 Fuckng fastballs in a row to the exact same spot! How are 3 of them Fucking called balls!

I'mgladit'sover.jpg

starting to think the nats fleeced us on the melancon deal

wew lad that was tense
gg royal bros

GG royalsbros

good luck in the west

mondesi has no business being in the majors

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Jints win!

aren't the Giants like undefeated when Ron Wotus is in charge?

that anon that wants Bochy fired might have a point.

Is the 9th inning going to Fucking be like this every time Melatonin pitches?

I thought this shit was over after Castilla got sent packing to the A's!

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vgg royals.


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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 8:15 PM ET | 5:15 PM PT

gg broyos

seeya tomorrow

>>75343584
1 loss late last year, I think

Caught the end of that on MLBN
Is Harold Reynolds hammered?

>>75343642
>Playing MLB The Show 17 at gf's house
>She asks me if one of the commentators is drunk
>She was talking about Harold
I think that's just him

tough night for mondesi, keep your head up kid, its a grind