MTL @ NYR (1st period)
PIT @ CBJ (7:30pm EST)
EDM @ SJ (10pm EST)
>>75336088
good thread
>non-early thread
Posting here
pens vs BJs
>>75335772
>>75335772
>>75336189
>tfw cucked caps
>Pens
Why bother
Fuck the Penguins
lel grease is in the other thread
Who will win Da Cup, anon, and why is it the
>Rags
https://youtu.be/kdOD05H7c5I
>>75336242
why did they stop smelling that stuff? I swear I only saw hockey player use it for 1 year. Was it just a fad?
>>75336302
No. They use them often I assume
>>75335250
Habs vs rags: Rags want it tonight
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>75336302
all the studies came out and showed it has no effect. plus like always the jew media over showed it and nobody cared about it anymore
>>75336302
I've seen some this year
VEGAS
E
G
A
S
whoooaaahhh whooooaoh whoooooah
heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey
>>75336299
Such an embarrassing commercial lol
hot off the presses
Dubs determine who scores the first goal against Vegas
Trips determine who scores the first goal for Vegas
>>75336401
Fight and win!!!!!
You lied to me /hoc/. You told me Caps would btfo of the Laffs easily. Why did you to me.
Why does /hoc/ like the Pongs generally speaking but hate the Reddithawks?
Do you think Price has trouble sleeping knowing that at any point someone might run him over?
>>75336302
I saw Kadri huffing it like last game
>>75336538
Because they can sympathize as kessel lol
>>75336538
/hoc/ doesn't like either team, dumb proxyfag
>>75336605
I don't know why you assume I'm a proxyfag.
>>75336432
Thank god the islanders didn't do anything like that. Not like we would side with a shitty online YouTube channel that shits out click bait.....right?
>>75336471
You listened to the people making these predictions anon. Nobody had the leafs making it besides leafs fans
>>75336613
post your view
>rags
Why did Lundqvist come all the way out of the net?
>>75336751
he was lonely
>>75336751
you better think of a great punchline
>>75336751
>why did padqvist do something dumb?
>why is the gravitational constant the value it is and not something else?
Questions like this are impossible to answer.
>>75336302
radulov was sniffing that just before tonights puck drop
>>75336751
this is a pretty great view of the rags ragsing
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/854481304209043457
>>75336538
penguins has legitimate fans who post here, everyone else hates them though. chicago is bandwagoners/aka reddit. it's a liberal city with a major metro area, they have won 3 cups recently, and it had "muh history" so it's a massive magnet for bandwagoners
>>75336797
to get to the bigger pads on the other side of the ice
hoo hooo hoooo
Post teams that will never win another cup. I'll start.
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT A FLAMES FAN
>rags
>>75336958
>>75336885
eh
shit, the Jackyts-Penguins game is a bloodbath
I sincerely hope the Jackets won't get swept, moreso than the Maple Leafs.
also
>Maple Leafs
>not Maple Leaves
are they the most heavy metal team?
>>75336958
>>75336958
>>75336958
>>75336958
>>75336958
>>75336958
Which hoggey player has the biggest cock you think?
>>75337278
CP is the world's biggest salt mine.
>>75337300
Pulju
>>75337278
>>75337278
>Mad because Kassian is doing better in the playoffs than Jahnny Hackey
>>75337319
you wish Poopinjarvy
>>75336958
>>75337300
Pulju ofc
can we get pulju to do an AMA here?
>>75337300
Chara
KASSIAN IS ELITE
>Prust
>Scrivens
>>75337597
Hello /hoc/!
Did first Shark hunt. AMA
Has Dick Rash learned to score in the playoffs?
>"Connor's been great, on and off the ice," says coach Todd McLellan. "As a matter of fact, he's quite, uh, cosmopolite. He apparently speaks pretty fluent Japanese. Drake tells me he [McDavid] has several posters of his favorite singer. It isn't the kind of stuff I'd listen to, you know, but I think it's great he has such an appreciation for other cultures at his young age." Drake Caggiula, a 2016 signing out of the University of North Dakota, said, "Connor's a great guy, but we disagree... on some things. I mean, Mio is obviously better than Yui. I don't know how one man can be so wrong."
>Unfortunately, the young superstar's tastes have not been well received by everyone. An irritated Draisaitl indicated his displeasure when he overheard us interviewing Caggiula. "The music is horrible. The singers are very shrill."
https://www.si.com/nhl/2017/01/25/todd-mclellan-edmonton-oilers
>>75337495
Someone make one for the isles
>>75336958
>tfw no ice gf
as a bruins fan, i must cheer for the rags. sorry
>>75337863
*pomf* a-auston... w-what are we going to d-do
My sides
I Will Continue Preds Posting Until There Is A Stan Lee Cup In Nashville
>>75338096
keep the anime flowing hillsbro-dubs bro
Ryan Spooner looks like Shia LaBeouf
>>75337885
Why does she have Celty's helmet?
Post brackets
>>75338158
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>>75337774
>McGayKid's an annoying little weeb
>he likes Jap shit so he's very "cultured"
>>75338206
((()))
Redditmonton Pantsoilers
>>75338004
stay on reddit
>pens getting reverse swept
WEW
>>75337802
You're whale cum
>>75338219
ONE OF US
>>75338158
>>75338357
>wild
>flams
>hawks
>caps
We're you intentionally trying to be wrong
>>75338357
>>75338158
>Thinking Calgary wasn't easily the worst playoff team
>>75338424
>not expecting three reverse sweeps in the first round
how casual can you get?
>>75338424
>wrong
that's a weird way of spelling prophetic, I 've nevr seen it
>>75338462
Reverse sweeps have only occured 4/182 times
>>75338488
that just means they're due.
>>75338529
>expecting 3 in one year
No
You may get 1
the flames are a meme by aggregate, the whole roster is meme players
>>75338529
this
>>75338551
If you meme hard enough the values roll over into a team becoming legitimate contenders: See, the 2006 finals.
>4 teams won 10 or more games in a row this season
>they have won a combined zero (0) games in the playoffs
Laughing SO HARD at meme teams
>>75338702
>winning 16 in January
did the Blue Jackets forget when the playoffs started
National NHL telecasts in the USA on Monday night:
NBCSN:
Caps/Leafs: 615K
Ducks/Flames: 375K
CNBC:
Hawks/Preds: 505K
Sens-Bruins: 289K
To be fair to the flim flam flames, their whole division was a meme this year. The kongz would be much worse off
>>75337774
>SI:Are you familiar with the website Reddit?
>TM:Reddit? No.
Is Todd /ourguy/?
>>75338879
no he's not
hoc is very familiar with the website reddit
>>75338837
I watched all four desu.
>>75337774
>McMeme is a gook lover
KEK
Oilcucks btfo
>yfw he ends up marrying one
>>75338979
More girls than you'll marry, Flamer.
>>75338875
If they didn't let Smelliot off the bench they would have been fine.
Bob is not doing Bob things.
2 - 3 BJ's now
>blowing your load early
cbj kek
>>75337774
>I fucking told Bettman I liked the Japanese, not the Chinese
>>75339048
>team that is down in the series is up 3-0 in the game
>their lead begins to diminish
I've seen this episode before.
>>75338821>>75338357
I like this one better
>>75339064
>implying anyone call tell the difference before they open their mouths
>>75339109
keep racism out of /hoc/ please, we hate all cultures equally here
>>75339048
Blue line is getting to forwardy now too and Pittsburgh smells blood.
I'll be surprised if they weather the third.
>>75339136
>being so racist you think there are differences between Chinese and Japanese people
bigot
>>75339048
He's a Russian double agent.
>>75338669
a meme without jews behind it is like an unactivated almond, useless
>>75339109
Weebs like McDavid can tell the difference
>>75339013
nothing can change your star player being a gook loving autistic fuck.
good luck winning with that faggot KEK
>>75337774
what is mcdavid's favorite animu?
>>75339288
boku no pico
>>75339288
K-On! obviously.
>>75339136
>claims not to be racist
>posts a WHITE, MALE cat
Post a cat of colour next time
>>75339288
Cowboy Bebop
All those poor white girls are going to get BTFO with McDavid marries qt3.14 Japanese girl. Then start posting tons of hate for asians.
>>75338158
fight me
>>75339194
Funny
I go to work with a lot of Asian people (mainly Vietnamese and Filipinos, mind you), and I don't know how they do it, but they can tel the difference between Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Filipino (though they're easy to tell), and a whole other bunch.
Though I've caught onto one trick; if you ask them where they're from, and they answer Finland or that they're Finnish, they're Mongolian.
>Mio is obviously better than Yui
>mfw the Coilers players are obsessed enough with gook bitches to be able to argue about which is better
>>75339288
The Sonic anime
>>75338875
I agree. It's why the Oilers always struggled after a stretch of divisonal play. They got to use to playing shit teams.
But in all honesty, they had to change their game when playing the Ducks,LA, and Sharks (usually play a big, slow game).
>>75339288
JoJo
Stanley Cup winning goal celebration is going to be a jojo pose
>>75339435
this is extremely not funny newfag
>>75339288
boku no pico
>>75339411
I guess I've spent too much time around asians, but I can usually tell exactly what they are, even if they're mixed. The faces aren't at all similar most of the time.
>>75339288
Evangelion
>>75339288
the one with the girl that wears no clothes and has a big sword and shit
i don't watch anime
>>75339411
>>75339484
tfw can't tell Asians apart
except Filipinos, they're brown
>>75339476
>implying gook loving hokcey players arent busts by default
>>75339530
Kill la kill you mean?
>all these people who can actually name an anime
/hoc/ confirmed weeaboo central
>>75339591
>It's a Japanese message board
>>75339484
LONDON
>>75339591
I've been on /a/ since 2005, friend. I try to avoid cross-board contamination as much as possible, but if the topic comes up there's not reason to not talk about it.
>>75339585
Yeah, that's it. Cheers
>>75339591
old /sp/ posters are on 76chan. this is just where people post copy pasta reddit posts
>>75339622
Keep posting anime with all your posts then it's easy to distinguish who has never played hockey and thus i can ignore their posts automatically
You JUST KNOW that his favorites are 80s mecha, with a preference for Zeta Gundam
Akira is the best and only worthwhile anime.
Anything else is newfag/little kid bs.
Finland doesn't have culture
>>75339676
I guarantee you nobody here has actually played hockey.
>his star player listens to gook music and forces his teammates to be subjected to it
Just how much do mcmemes teammates hate his autistic gook loving guts
4-2 Blowjobs
What the hell happened to the Pongs?
>>75339691
Neon genesis isn't even worth my time? Well sign me the fuck up
>>75339685
To outsiders he will claim his favorite is DBZ but his closest friends can tell you that he prefers Lucky Star
>>75339685
He'd probably like Megas XLR too
>>75339591
>he doesn't like anime
>>75339739
even the most lopsided of nhl playoff series often have the inferior team win at least one game. how's your first year watching hockey
>>75339769
But nurse is a shitter, I don't think he has such good taste.
>>75339732
>that flag
You should be ashamed.
>>75339769
As a man of refined taste he refuses to watch anything newer than Mach GoGoGo (Speed Racer to all you casuals)
why is 2D so much more better than 3D, /hoc/?
>>75339787
>he doesnt like anime
Yes I enjoy not being autistic :^)
try it some time
>>75339769
Nah, he seems like a guy who watches naruto
>rags
>>75339821
Reinhart looks down upon fans that only watch anime, preferring the controlled pace of manga
>>75339854
>rags
>>75339734
are weebs the most annoying people
i honest find furries and vidya fags more tolerable, at least they don't talk about their shit all the time
>>75338837
>Sens-Bruins: 289K
Is that bad?
>>75339883
Yep mcmeme is the classic weeb, forcing his teammates to listen to that shit despite them saying they find it shrill
>>75339790
quite nice actually. I enjoy cheering on the Blackhawks. Too bad they're down 3-0.
>>75339836
>I enjoy not being autistic
He says posting in /hoc/
>>75339890
>National telecasts
Means absolutely nothing when core viewership is in local market broadcasts.
>>75339890
Sens are so boring/irrelevant that they likely may have prevented people who normally would've watched the Bruins from taking interest
In general all those ratings numbers show how niche the NHL is yet again for those who needed a reminder
How will asian girls even compete?
>>75339890
all of those numbers are shitty. I hate niggerball but their ratings shit all over this.
>>75339952
it means something if you want the NHL to be a popular league
>>75339890
No shit it's bad. But when people like apehoop more even with less competition, it just shows how the NHL needs to fix its Shit here in the states
>>75339984
By knowing japanese and listening to jpop
>>75340008
I am not Bettman so no.
>>75340070
This is a good post, even though blue>red.
>>75338837
I'm kind of surprised Caps/Leafs was the one with the highest ratings.
I would've guessed Hawks/Preds 1st with Caps/Leafs 2nd. I thought Reddithawks always finish 1st
>>75340141
America loves to watch the caps choke
montreal has gotten away with murder tonight
>>75340174
Nah, I guess it's snowbirds watching them or people just really want to see them lose.
>>75339984
By actually caring about Conner. That girl only cares that Conner is a hockey player, not Conner himself. Asian girls actually care about the person, not what he does.
>>75340198
in other news the sky is blue and i fucked your mom tonight
>>75340222
>asian girls who date white guys aren't materialistic
uhh.. I don't want to ruin your dreams buddy but that's not true
>>75340222
>Asian girls actually care about the person, not what he does.
>this is how he's rationalized getting rejected by white girls
KEK
>>75340222
how short are you
>>75340222
>talk about roving connor rong time
>misspell his name
FUCKING HABS
>>75340274
>>75340276
wow, nice racism bud
>frogs
>>75340309
>weeb misspells something
No shit. People who watch anime have lower IQ
>Habs/Rags is the only series going past 5 games
>>75340222
You should get a dog. They are like that.
>>75340346
yeah it was pretty nice. it's good to see this stuff in canada in this day and age
>>75340363
dude i have a dog and i love them but let's not pretend they'd love us if not for conditioning them into thinking we're their main source of food
>mfw da jackets reverse sweep da pongs
>>75340406
>conditioning them into thinking we're their main source of food
But we are. Doesn't take much conditioning to make them undertand that. Feed a stray and he comes back for more the next day.
Daily reminder that Americans voted in a literal Nazi into their highest office.
Don't take SHIT from any of them.
75340450
Sorry (You) need to try harder than that if (You) want a (You) from me
>>75340450
i don't think he is a nazi but i also don't think he holds any political thoughts of any kind
>>75340450
>a literal Nazi
kys
In other news, Ontairo is responsible for electing a LITERAL drama teacher into our highest office. But dude, weed.
what the fuck is wrong with white people?
>>75340450
If only we could be so based.
>>75340450
>>75340488
>>75340509
t. Nazi sympathizers
Get the fuck out of my face
>pongs blowing it
FUCK YOU SHITSBURGH
>>75340418
what shape is that and why is it smug
What is this logo supposed to be conveying or representing? Or is it just a clusterfuck of americanism?
sharks thread?
>>75340512
this
white genocide when?
>>75340526
Get the fuck out of my country Pajeet
Oilers about to take a stranglehold on this series.
>>75340535
Jacketsfag here. The flag is supposed to by a C for Columbus and it is the Ohio Flag which splits on the end. The star is for... being awesome I guess?
>>75340535
It's the Ohio flag wrapped into a C around a star
>>75340535
>DUDE A STAR
>DUDE OHIO FLAG
there you go
>>75340535
yeah its derivative of the flag and emblematic of a famous war. isnt there a team called the leafs and also your flag has a big leaf in the middle
>>75340553
now. it's in progress
>>75340488
You can expect the same thing from every elected leader: they will always do/say whatever they can to get re-elected and maintain their status, and they will always do what is in the best interest of them and their friends. None of them are different once you get past the shiny packaging.
>>75340565
Nope. In fact I'll have 7 children and displace you white """people""" :)
>>75340512
they don't tolerate titles gooks enough desu
>>75340450
Dude weed lmao
>>75340526
>Nazi
Maybe you should go to a few white supremacist meetings to actually find out what a literal neo-nazi is like, you stupid man child.
>>75340276
>>75340303
>>75340309
You forget how weeb Connor is
>>75340633
Lmao suck a dick. I don't debate Nazis
>>75340617
7 bullets aren't that expensive
Stop giving retards (You)'s
Jackets
Rags
Shorks
Fuck that faggot earlier who can't think for himself. Eat shit bitch.
>old captain #1 - old captain #2 - current captain
What a meme line the >shorks have
>>75340633
don't all white people keep a white supremacist KKK membership card in their wallets
>>75340535
Americans really, really like pentagon stars. They also like worishiping pyramids with eyes on them.
Sharks/Oilers thread?
asuka and i cuddle under a blanket and she has her warm soft feet against my legs
>>75340673
Yes, but only for the safety it brings for the inevitable day of the rope. That and the 10% discount at Publix.
>>75340728
>>75340728
see, this is the problem i have with white people
literally what the fuck
>>75340728
Asuka is a Flames fan
>>75340728
Connor you're supposed to be playing a big hockey game right now
>>75340728
>>75340781
>asukafags
disgusting
Oilers win 3-2
>>75340680
>mfw when they reappear in 100,000 years after the shit skins finally evolve into humans with superior skin tones for the climates they infested
>>75340668
stupid contrarian faggot
>pongs
CBJ in 7
>>75340728
fucking anime faggots
>>75340810
>white people are born from shit
lol
>>75340869
at least we can keep our eyes open unlike genetically deficient mongols
who else /highasfuck/ here?
just ripped some massive bowls haha
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
JYKKETS IN 6
EAT SHIT YINZERS
>oilels
>>75340928
swami
>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS
>>75340928
>white people being degenerates as usual
so many fucking white weed smokers around me
why not smoke at home? why must you stink up the streets
reeeee
pour one for your homie Ted
seeth in peace, we got 1 you beautiful bastard
>pongs getting reverse swept
embarrassing imo
>>75340869
Light skin tones are just superior for northern climates. You'll understand someday my slightly less white Asian friend.
>>75341028
ting tong ching chong sucky suck five dorra
connor mcdavid loves the cute feet of anime girls
>>75340728
moot?
>>75341028
why couldn't you stay at home in asia
Not a very inspiring win, but I'll take it.
Ugh. I fucking hate white people.
>>75341073
i was born in canada
tfw family was from canada longer than most white people
(about 50% of all white canadians are 1st gen)
>>75341118
Ok chang
>>75341136
Nobody really cares go eat bamboo
>>75341118
we still like white women, right?
>pongs not sweeping the BJs
Is there anything more embarrassing?
i can tell by how connor mcdavids face looks that hes a huge baka hentai hes a big perv and he likes weird shit
>>75341118
>said the shitskin while speaking a white language, living in a white country and using multiple white inventions to discuss a white sport on a website created by a white male
>Pongs
Jackets in 7.
>>75341163
um sorry no, white women belong to us black guys
>>75341181
No. It also reinforces how shitty our D can be. Fleury will take heat but he was getting gangraped.
>>75341160
10/10
>>75341235
>Ted has been a pongsfag all along
>>75341160
kippers BTFO
>>75341235
>>75341277
ted EXPOSED as a samefag
shorts in 5
jykkets in 6
cap this
>>75341277
>>75341235
Imma need you to kill yourself now
Prove to me that the Leafs are overachieving and likely to regress in the same manner the Avalanche and Canucks did several seasons ago
the incredible speed
of that oiler boy
flying down the ice
with the puck, what a goy
but nobody knows
the thoughts in his head
are the feet of a girl
he imagines in bed
shes not made of flesh
shes not made of bone
shes not from a book, a song, or a poem
shes an anime girl, with feet so divine
that connor loves her
more than tickling the twine
>>75341406
I can't
>>75341436
I fucking hate white people lmao
>>75341406
their team is shit and their fans are shit
>>75341436
2/10
>/hoc/ settling in the Better Call Saul general on /tv/
Amazing.
Guys if the jackets win one note game they'll have 4 franchise playoff wins, which means they can claim they've won a playoff series. How long will it take till they can claim theyve won a cup??
>>75341406
The >laffs are the Stars of 2013-14 with better goaltending
>>75341541
tfw u recognize /hoc/posters on other boards
>>75341550
Game 3 of the ecf
>>75341552
They aren't the stars. They're like the 2003 wild.
>>75340810
that girl behind him is so hot i wanna smell her feet and asshole xD
>>75341614
youre smoking crack
rocks you dumb asshole
>>75341136
Is this the first time it finally admitted to being a chink?
It usually deflects
oh boy SJ PP, time to score
>>75341635
that guy himself looks like he spent his entire life in front of a computer screen never experiencing real life and had his sensibilities completely formed by transient online trends. anyways his beard and cartoonishly pensive demeanor are epic
For a team with so much recent success Penguins fans sure are sensitive
>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS
>>75341612
>ECF
Caps would unironically sweep the jackets in the second round
>>75336462
Jesse
>>75341406
Their possession stats were solid (6th in the league) and didn't have an abnormally high PDO so no they don't fit the profile of either of those teams, which had abysmal possession and abnormally high PDO
>>75341742
Cuckjacket fans are just annoying little gnats especially since they've come out hiding after getting cucked 3 games in a row
WHO CAN STOP >US NOW?
can't wait for the hawks to get swepped desu
>>75341406
their best players are all rookies with their primes ahead of em, but you can believe whatever helps you sleep at night :^)
R E F P U C K
E
F
P
U
C
K
>>75341807
The Oilers.
>>75341839
i prob would
>>75341807
Anaheim
>>75341839
i would, but i would need a lot to drink first. or be on a month long dry spell or something
>>75341807
Yourselves, like always.
>>75341938
>on a month long dry spell
so like right now?
>>75341916
2nd
>>75341839
girl mcmeme looks kind of cute desu
>>75341807
*blocks your path*
>>75341970
thankfully not yet, but its getting there.
>>75341938
>month long
>not fucking every day
lol
>nugent-hopkeks
>>75341704
so he's you then
>>75342001
Kicks your ass
>>75341905
faggot
My captcha pic related
>>75341839
Would
>>75342080
I bet you still got it "wrong"
>Kevin Paul Dupont@GlobeKPD
>Don't know if #Sens Erik Karlsson is today's best NHLer, but he is in top 3-5 discussion. Wish he played in more dynamic system.
Thoughts?
>>75342080
[kurt cobain voice] am i the only oneeeee
>>75342131
not wrong, sens system is boring as fuck. the trap usually is.
>>75342131
dupont is an awful writer
>>75342131
possibly true, but on a real team it's possible he changes his style like Subban has
>>75342131
>Wish he played in more dynamic system.
He will
>>75342195
true he's gonna be a leaf soon
>>75341799
>that fucking buzzword
>>75342266
He's going to be an anything-except-Sen soon
That owner is such a retard for alienating him with those comments. I meme on Karlsson as much as others here but he's really fuckin good
>Joe Thornton's finally rounding back into form
>McGayKid looking like a chicken without a head out there
ahhh, finally
>>75342136
THAT WALKS ACROSS THE FIRE FOR YOU
baanuhnuh nuhnuhnuh bwow
@75342268
its cool that u have ur own little posts that only u like and nobody else ever replies to like the ted from algiers thing and the other stuff u made up and w/e
@75342303
how cucked is this chink for cheering for a team that owned hers in the playoffs a million times lelmao
thornton probably despises hongcouver and all its chink fans too
>>75342303
no no yes yes yes no no yes yes
>>75342131
https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-...804/c-42422503"
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844757
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=858722
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=866043
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883435
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883429
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888012
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=889705
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899894
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=914820
https://www.nhl.com/video/trochecks-...804/c-42430403
https://www.nhl.com/video/letang-giv...562/c-40722603
https://www.nhl.com/video/crosby-com...562/c-40733103
Turnovers in defensive zone:
https://www.nhl.com/video/athanasiou...634/c-41636003
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=927767
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=885161
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=887750
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899828
>implying 2-0 leads have meant fuck all this round
>>75342303
he got the hurt put on him game 1 and hasn't looked the same since.
Hello /hoc/
/mlb/ regular here
who should I follow as a Braves fan
>>75342376
its happening again. hes doing it for free
>>75342131
>>75342376
Careless positioning in O-zone (even if he doesn't give the puck away, he's leaving his team in awful position if anything goes wrong in the O-zone):
https://www.nhl.com/video/saads-3rd-...092/c-41329903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862081
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=896128
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=901419
https://www.nhl.com/video/eberle-sco...434/c-40836103
https://www.nhl.com/video/palat-doub...622/c-42128403
https://www.nhl.com/video/niederreit...526/c-42575403
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844060
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=846739
Weak D against opposition's transition game/getting walked around:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870491
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=855322
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=876086
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=925397
https://www.nhl.com/video/draisaitl-...434/c-40847903
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-d...850/c-41920203
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=847532
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862051
>>75342392
nashville predators
>>75342371
what the fuck does this post even mean
ya ya no okay maybe ya ya woo woo
>>75342392
atlanta thrashers
>>75342131
>>75342376
>>75342404
Poor presence in front of the net:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888006
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891752
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899751
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=911634
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=919242
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=935902
https://www.nhl.com/video/richards-s...634/c-41638003
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-s...850/c-41921103
https://www.nhl.com/video/jaskin-ope...272/c-42025903
https://www.nhl.com/video/huberdeau-...804/c-42426703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41845703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41843503
https://www.nhl.com/video/atkinsons-...092/c-41325703
Defensive awareness/losing assignments:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932526
https://www.nhl.com/video/jenner-ope...092/c-41322103
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=843717
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932448
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=853696
https://www.nhl.com/video/paquette-o...622/c-42126703
https://www.nhl.com/video/moulsons-b...454/c-41451903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870820
are they called the predators because theyre raping chicago right now?
>>75342392
in keeping with the theme of all the other Atlanta teams, you must pick one of the following
>Crapitals
>Shorks
>bLOSE
>Mild
in order of choker factor
>>75342392
Preds
>>75342266
How's that?
>>75342437
Tell me about Joe Thornton
Why does he wear the beard
>>75342436
yeah, pretty much man. feels good to see shitcongo get molested
>>75342472
He's a big guy
>>75342430
Holy shit i have no horse in that race but that is pretty advanced autism. Well done though
>>75336868
Its also much harder to shit on the "newer" pens fans because the average aged poster here grew up between the big cup teams of the early 90's and the mid 2000-current core. You can't bitch about fan's not suffering for 30+ years between cups simply because the team has gotten production.
Its kind of shit to call someone a bandwagoner when they've never known a truly shit team because even the pens had jags and mario(sporadically,though) through the late 90's
Its kind of unfair to shit on people because their team hasn't been perpetual garbage for their entire lifetime (cough, Philly)
>>75342469
hes going to sign there
>>75342504
go back
Will Torts cement himself as the ultimate meme coach with a comeback?
>>75342523
They won't have space for him when he's UFA because they'll have to extend the babbies.
>>75342504
it is incredibly autistic because if one wanted to one could do that for any defender in the league. I don't have a horse in the race either but that guy is retarded if he thinks he's pointing out something revolutionary
>hurrr guy who often plays half the game makes mistakes sometimes xD
>>75342553
i truly hope not, because ultimate akron autism will arrive shortly after
>>75342472
Quick transition to a new career being a homeless bum when they lose
Could be he's scaring opposition with the threat of lice too
>>75342563
theyll have space
>>75342573
go back
http://www.tsn.ca/radio/toronto-1050/modano-i-hit-a-nerve-with-leafs-fans-1.727800
>tfw same number of playoff wins as the Wild, Flames, and Blackhawks
>>75342507
You're both right. If you live in the rust belt, you like Pittsburgh. It helps their old jerseys are clearance for $50 too
>>75342643
goddamn the canucks are shit lmfao
>0 wins
>Coilers
KEK
>>75342303
>that amputee arm on the right
hot
>poolumbus with their first ever playoff win in regulation
HOLY LEL HOW SHIT CAN ONE FRANCHISE BE?
>17 YEARS
>1 REG WIN
JESUS CHRIST OHIO ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
OILELS BTFO
Columbus is a worse hockey market than most of the sunbelt teams.
>>75342740
0 cups you chink
>>75342852
tbf pretty close poll and blacksketball is a big thing in Ohio
>>75342866
>Ted from akron is a chink
THE PLOT THICKENS
THERE IS SOOOOOO MUCH PENGUIN FAN SALT ALL OVER THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW
also reminder that not even the greatest Vancouver can't pucks of all time can beat a blind hockey team
>>75342802
How about 18 years without a single playoff win
>>75342887
These were the final results, even worse
Blowjackets are irrelevant everywhere, even in their own state KEK
>oilels
>>75342952
Dude that's 1000 votes, anyways OSU football is bigger than the browns or the bengals in Ohio
>Both Canadian teams that went 2-1 in their series lost or are about to lose game 4
Should I be worried, lads?
>>75342970
the results would be even lopsided with another 1000 votes
>tfw you make an absolutely abysmal post on /hoc/ and you're so immediately ashamed of it, that you leave /hoc/ until the next thread
anyone else done this before?
>>75342952
if I asked Torontonians if they were more excited for Laffs playoffs, or Blow Jays Opening Day, which do you think would be higher?
>maple niggers
>>75342991
I only bail when we lose in a really embarrassing way
>>75342991
Clearly nobody does that or these threads might actually be good
>coilers
KEK
>>75342977
Be afraid. Be very afraid as you are Canada's only budget team.
>>75342983
But seriously read the second part of my post, Ohio is a football state and nothing will change that, the NHL has only been around for 17 years in Columbus, only 19 total, people would rather watch the spring game ( which was on before the bluejackets) because they are excited, the buckeyes are literally ranked 3 in the nation college football is now almost bigger than the NBA
EDMOUNTMEN
>T4LBOT
STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
>DEADMONTON
>>75342991
all my posts are gud so that never happened to me b4
>>75343002
same im a real hothead ill smash shit around and wake my dad up if a post upsets me
>Redditmonton exposed
laughing SO HARD
>>75343001
Jays would be at 10% at most
>>75343001
Every Canadian city is hockey first
>>75343058
thoughts on this exchange?
>>75341136
>>75341160
>>75343001
To be fair nobody fucking likes
>torannah
>>75343022
>Be very afraid as you are Canada's only budget team.
I feel like this fact doesn't get brought up enough.
Snes might be one of the most pathetic teams in the league just by virtue of being a Canadian team unable to spend to the cap.
>COilers
>mfw coilers fans said Talbot was vezina tier
>>75343065
you have the tism
Sharks are burning out all their Goals for this series!
WELCOME TO THE SHARKTANK OIL NIGGERS
>>75343110
Also only team without a downtown arena
>the ''city'' of Alberta
>coilers
How many other teams have had their goalie chased out of the net?
T5LBOT
wa wa wa wewwwww
coilers are regressing back to what they were like for 11 years
chasing pucks, worst team int he leeeeeeg
>PLAN THE PARADE THEY SAID
>VEZINA THEY SAID
>MCGRETZKY THEY SAID
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75343171
Fucking this.
Genius tactical strategy by McLellen
laughing SO HARD at McSecondary
>>75343171
I feel like my dad would post this
Hey faggots, is this game over yet? No! It's still the 2nd period. Did you watch the Calgary vs Ducks game? What makes you fucking think that the Oilers will not make a comeback? Yea, you don't know you fucking dickwads. There's tons of hockey left, it's not over by a long shot. You're done.
>>75343193
I'd still take their roster over Hongcouvers in a heartbeat. I'd also bet my life savings on them being better than Hongcouver for the next 15 years.
Its too bad that by the time I need to collect you'll already have killed yourself
>>75343209
thanksburgerbro
>The San Divé Soccers
>>75343228
To be honest with you man, you could put five guys off the street on the ice and still be better than the cantpucks.
>Coilers fans were discussing the 2nd round AND SCF as soon as game 2 of this series
>confetti
>>75343255
That's only because those five random Vancouverites would give the opposing team AIDS when they let themselves get fucked.
>>75343255
True
The funny thing is their faggot fans are actually optimistic for their ""rebuild"" now that they're guaranteed a top 5 pick this year.
Oh is the game over already? That's right you faggots, it's only the 2nd period. And Ed Mounts Men is only down by 5. Which means they're guaranteed to lose.
kek
>mfw the sharks literally get too physically tired from scoring goals and give up on this game
>you now realize the confetti is a once every decade celebration
LMFAO
>5-0 and the Shorks get a 4 min PP
kek the league really could not give a fuck about the coilers
LELMAO NEVERMIND
>6-0
>>75343298
>my fucking face when Vegas wins the first overall
>Oilers chimping out
lmao, nice leadership there McMeme
>oilels
Were any other goalies chased in the other series?
>MUH TALBOT VEZINA
Laughing SO HARD at Coilers delusion
Will we reach double digits lads?
*Wakes up Americanly*
*Brushes french fry and chicken crumbs off of chest and tummy*
*Farts*
*Grabs piss bottle and pees*
*Farts again*
*Waddles over to desktop computer*
*Opens up NHL.com*
What Le Fugggggg :~%
>>75343315
>throw confetti for 1 (ONE) win
>they won't throw confetti for another 11 years
loooooooooooool
BRA7I1 INCOMING
>>75343333
>lelmao
>kys
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>75343373
update the picture you dumb fat fuck
>>75343308
>this is unironically going to happen
wew lads
New >9-1 incoming?
>"we want 7"
memes
>>75343336
>mfw vegas, arizona and colorado cuck hongcouver out of the top 3
What?????????????????????????????????????????
Could the Shorks score 4 in the 3rd?
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>>75343407
Except this is the playoffs m8
I think 6-0 playoffs is actually worse than 9-1 regular season
>deadmangoon
>>75343454
>not edmongolia
how come theres no mongolians around
>>75343442
by george i think you are right.
>coilers getting shorked
where were you when vezina dreams died
>be me
>watching ecchi
>gordo ring
>tal5ot is kill
>'yes"
>down 6 goals
>"lets give them another pp"
good test to see who on the oilers have any heart.
eberle is so fucking gone it's not even funny lol
And I thought the pongs-bjs game would have more goals than any other tonight.
fucking floppy headed beady eyed bastards sucking ma dick
>Coilers
>>75343432
>%4 battery
we must summon the spirit of gretzky
lets all agree that they next thread should be a TEAL'D edition
>>75343505
then your team will have even less depth than it already does
>>75343603
fucking lel hock truly has the best memes
>>75343603
>when you realize le speed down the wing doesn't work in the playoffs
Enough about those niggers in the north, my petty small town rivalry is more important
>tiggers in charge of game 7 OT power plays
What's worse, being shorked or mcmemed?
>>75341591
>mfw I see them on /a/, /pol/, /g/, /vg/, and even /p/
>>75343705
H A T B O I S
>>75343705
>just as i post it they lose
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>le skate really fast and get assists arbitrarily credited to you by league officials charged with fabricating a new 'star' player
>barely score 30 goals
Does Werenski get his eyebrows done
If the shorks lose this game it will be the greatest choke in a single game since the >laffs lost game 7 against the bruins. If Edmonton fails to deliver they deserve to lose this series desu.
>>75343786
His mother.
>>75343786
no it seems like there's a faint unibrow there, would be neater if he did
>>75343786
he will be bald by the time i nut
>>75343788
Greatest choke since the Miracle on Manchester
>blowing a 6 goal lead in 17 minutes in THE CURRENT YEAR
>7-0
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck Alberta, get it together
>>75343891
>6 goal lead
>it was n-0
>>75343891
never happen again
HERE COMES THE BRA7I1
>7 (seven)
In the next two days Alberta will be on suicide watch so bad that they will never recover.
Where did all the Edmonton fans go?
>OI7ERS
>fuck dis shit
lol coilers
WE WANT 8
>>75344063
Same place their defence/offence/goaltending went
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQjxFCq5IUQ
Has there ever been such an ass pounding in play off hockey?
>7-0
>>75344082
forgot to mention NEW
>>75344108
yeah like in the
>1940s
>>75344063
Ummmm still here sweetie
>oilels give up another pp
You now realize that >7-0 in the playoffs is equivalent to 15-0 in the regular season
Coilers just put on the worst performance of the season among all NHL teams