>fartsmell isn't dressing
>tortellini just wants to dance with the jykkets in the locker room
Come watch Ted get brushed away
>pens lineup
>>75335778
no change to the lineup again, but everyone injured is skating. looks promising for next round
so is murray just ded for good now or what? all i've heard is that he got hurt in warmups before game 1 and hes been ded ever since. not even backing up.
>>75335772
LETS KICK SOME ASS!
>>75335840
Why risk putting compromised players on the Ice when the Goon Jackets are going to be spitehunting to make themselves feel better about getting swept
>>75335858
He got hurt during one of the last regular season games vs the devils. It's a right leg injury and he re-aggravated it during warmups of game 1 when he kicked out his right leg for a pad save. right after that when he was skating off he picked up his right skate off the ice like it hurt him
so he has a right leg injury that is likely a tendon or muscle that is injured and we have no way of knowing how bad it is. could be a knee/tweak and he's fine and could be a torn muscle and he's out 9 months
First for sweep
>>75335858
>>75335923
flower might be better tbqh
i'm calling ti now.
when round 1 is fully complete, 4 of the top 5 teams will be eliminated.
Score predictions?
3-1 Guins
It's all on you, penbros. Let's see that butthurt tonight.
they should be renamed the yellow jackets cuz they're about to be extinct
Who is more delusional, caps on winning the series or cbj on winning a game?
>>75336349
Pens on winning the cup
Let's fucking go big guy.
>>75336371
Who do you think could beat them? The west is a garbage fire and the caps are going to lose to the leafs. Theres no one else anon.
>>75336371
I don't even know what level of mad you're on right now
>>75335772
How much can the Penguins get away with; The thread.
Would love to see a complete game from the Pens tonight. Stop getting btfo in the first 10.
>>75335858
I doubt it's too serious if they were fully expecting him to start game one. Otherwise there's no way they'd put him out there for warmups. Don't be surprised if he's suddenly available if Fleury starts slipping.
>>75336492
damn the game hasn't even started and you're crying. you're gonna be dehydrated by the first intermission
this is the driest fucking anthem i've ever heard
holy fuck jeff jimerson sounds like jimi hendrix by contrast
>CBJ in charge of singing the anthem
This guy is the worst ive ever heard
>3.49 gaa
jesus, bob.
>>75336500
>>75336415
>>75336390
>>75336304
>>75335938
>>75335778
>>75336537
>>75336565
no one with talent goes to Ohio
WEW lmao
>>75335772
foligno is such a fuckboy
Holy fuck CBJ are dumb as hell.
>>75336603
>not tonight bitch
yeah that bitch isn't playing tonight. crosby played with a broken jaw what's that faggot's excuse?
11sec into the game a goal
19sec into the game a penalty
Only CBJ
>19 seconds in
>Jagoffs already cheating
Fleury flashing the glove this early, Blowjackets are fucked
>It's a Columbus tries to murder the Penguins re-run
>>75336668
I love how they are already chirping the flower.
So Columbus isn't even interested in playing hockey, it's just going to be 60 minutes of taking shots at Penguins.
MFW jackets win 4 in a row.
>>75336732
Same as the other three games then
>>75336732
sounds good to me.
>>75336565
Why are you so mad at Leo welsh
>>75336738
could you imagine the size of that salt mine?
>>75336805
imagine is all you can do now
>>75336827
Its easy if you try
Why does /hoc/ hate columbus?
>>75336827
Thats why I said imagine dumbass.
>>75336878
you and your shitposting
>>75336878
Meme team, meme coach, meme record, meme play style
>>75336904
My shitposting? I'm not even a jackets fan also why are you so mad at shitposting?
>>75336878
Because they've never won a series brah.
>>75336917
meme city, meme state
>>75336917
don't forget Ted and his shitposting
>>75336917
You hate memes?
>>75336944
Ted is probably dead
>>75336925
>>75336956
leave Ted
>>75336878
>pic related
The Poo Jerkits are such shit lmfao
Do they not realize that acting like niggers is why they're down by three games?
>>75337008
don't worry hartnell didn't dress this game they're playing their skill players lmao
>kessel outracing the puck
Literally too fast for this game
i wish these faggot blue jackets fans would sit the fuck down. ooohh and ahhing b/c their team makes it across it the offensive blue line with the puck... pathetic
>>75337064
He must have had a coke before the game. Either that or Sully promised him a big mac after the win.
>Columbus fans think everything is a penalty
topkok
>>75337076
>mad at fans who are actually watching and into the game
Pathetic really
>>75337087
that's what happens when people start watching hockey for the first time.
>>75337076
Penguins fans did t
>>75337102
this desu
imagine if this game was in carolina
>>75337106
That's why it's funny.
kekekekeke
>>75337102
they must know it's their last game of the year
>>75337135
CROSBY OWN GOAL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>crosby scoring even for the other team
columbus blue jackets, first period champs.
SCCCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK YOU PENGUINS!
k-k-kicking m-motion!
COLUMBUS WON!
>Mucho chances
>>75337182
Nice digits
Jack Johnson is almost ppg in the ploffs
>>75337106
i would RKO a mother fucker who thought it was okay to stand for the entirety of a 1st period 1st round game.
>>75337203
how many points do he have per win
Crosby literally winning the Smythe for two teams
>>75337233
>poolumbus
Jesus Christ these "fans" are fucking stupid
>>75337255
Remember he was a king
>>75337267
it's ohio.
>>75337216
Salt already?
>chanting defense like this is apehoop
>>75337280
salt about what?
>>75337267
your posts are stupid
>>75337267
>mad at fans
Fuck you, you penguins fans were the same
Imagine if the pens didn't play like retards for the first period of each game
>>75337311
They'd be 3-0 in the playoffs.
>>75337311
I watched it happen, that's what Bylsma did. I prefer Sullivan.
>>75337311
I've been wondering this since 05.
>>75337311
they need a period to warm up their hooking and obstructing techniques
Why don't black people like hockey?
holy shit, i think the pens take more shots in a single PP than columbus has in every PP this series.
>>75337353
They cant comprehend the speed and articulate motions.
>>75337337
you didn't watch all the pens/flyers series? weird.
lmao and Poo Jerkits accuse Penguins of cheating?
>>75337384
if you're not a proxyfag post the view outside your window right now
>>75337353
Most of them like it once they're introduced to it. See this meme story from last playoffs. http://deadspin.com/man-discovers-hockey-loves-it-1773136949
>>75337380
Which series are you talking about? the back to back years we swept them or the year we lost because of that nigger simmonds that i dont like to talk about.
>>75337353
Lack of awareness of it and opportunity to play due to cost of equipment and no way to skate in the ghe-tto
>>75337414
>we
>we
fuck off casual
>>75337406
It's dark out, you stupid twat
SCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK YOU PENGUINSSSSS!
>>75337461
FIRST PERIOD CHAMPS
>>75337447
proxy fag
Eat it up cucklumbus, it won't stay like this. Lots of time to play yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET"S HOLD THE LEAD THIS TIME BOYS HERE WE GO JACKETS!
>>75337445
Being this autistic. /r/ hockey is that way pal.
>>75337511
Finally another Jacket!
>>75337530
are you 12?
>>75337550
no but i will be next month.
>>75337511
>>75337544
Kek blesses Ohio tonight!
Cucklumbus blue jack offs already lost half their fan base to suicide after last game, the blue jackshits have no one to impress.
dubs confirm reverse sweep
In all honesty I was more worried about game 3 losing, this one is an easy comeback. Refs are gonna give the pens a makeup for that horseshit high stick, and the pens are a better team. 4-3 pens.
>>75337586
oh fuck off back to east mckeesport ya fuckin jagoff
this playoff seeding is so dumb. the pens had no chance of losing they should've just had a bye
>>75337639
>being this upset
Why are pen fans so salty when. They are 3-0 in the series? The autism is too much
>>75337741
Pls point out salty posts.
>>75337741
they need to feel big beating a smaller hockey market expansion team
we had, what 11 rooks play for us? we had the best points in a season ever? growing the fan base and tons of young talent, im not mad at this series besides thinking we could have been closer in games 1 and 2
MARCH ON!
>>75337741
>can't handle batnz
>>75337814
bait
inb4 serious responses
>>75337784
See
>entire thread
Love seeing Calvert back tonight
>>75337856
dumb phone poster
>>75337899
Salt, salt everywhere
>>75337914
dumb phone poster
>>75337899
>posting form a desk is the basement
Phone posting is patrician
Without sounds too reddit, I'll root for the Pens over any of the Canadian teams
>>75337970
auto correct fail. ask mom for a bigger phone for your fat finger maybe
>>75337899
>he slumps over his """""""""""battlestation"""""""""" in his basement next to his cum socks and piss jugs literally getting mad at cellular mobile devices
>brody brody
>>75337856
How convincing.
>>75338000
Big phones are for people with fingerless gloves that vape
>>75338043
you post on 4chan in public. your life is so sad you can't go without it
Blue Jackets usually fall apart facing this direction.
>>75338066
you out watching the game at one of the columbus clubs right now? I wish I was posting on my phone with you rather than watching the game comfortably at home
Which 3-0 choke would be the most fun? I'm having a tough time deciding between Pongs or Preds
this is what happens when you don't control the rebound, flower.
>>75338068
it's easier to funpost on my phone on my gf's couch than bringing my laptop
Keep projecting you basement scum
>>75338124
kek you're so poor
>>75338118
>whynotboth.gif
>>75338097
not him but you are fucking autistic
people can't phone post from the couch? you mong
>>75338124
>No girl pictured
whatever you say friendo.
How the fuck is jamming your sticks under the goalie so the puck comes loose not a penalty? Oh wait, it is.
second time now this fanbase starts catcalling the goalie with a two-goal deficit. how did this tiny flyover city get a hockey team
>>75338163
>not him but
kek
>>75338043
Cuck detected
>>75338068
How bad is your social anxiety that you cant post on /sp/ with people next to you.
I bet youre so alpha to go in a bathroom stall to post
The predators will sweep until they get to the finals
>>75338157
It's not good to get too greedy, anon
>>75338188
because the pens sure don't do that to holtby at all for a one-goal deficit
>>75338210
how bad is your social anxiety that you can't talk to people next to you?
I bet your so alpha you post on 4chan while fucking your bitch!
>>75338197
>oh fuck, he bested me with his well-rounded response
>better call him a cuck!
enjoying every jej
>>75338243
>I'll pretend I'm laughing
Cuck detected.
5 minutes into the second period and club penguin hasn't done anything yet.
>>75338243
poorfag
This is bylsma tier from the pens
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
>>75338238
>not doing both
Laughing at your life to be honest
The Pens seem so tired and disoriented this game.
I'd shitpost about the Pens now but I'm cautiously waiting until the inevitable game 5 choke
Wow. Penguins suck
>>75338282
2nd five hole goal for the flower. ffs
SCCCCCCCCAAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
F
U
C
K
!
Y
O
U
!
PENGUINS!!!!
>oh my
EXPOSED
>>75338235
it's also acceptable if the goal is some kind of meme goal or a major clutch choke, in addition to the obvious btfo situation. but just doing it casually every time you're ahead is doing it joke tier
>>75338124
I'm not getting involved with your little cat fight internet drama but I think you're probably watching it from your mothers room.
What are you trying to prove? How angry you can get?
>>75338296
you moved the goal posts. I'm sorry you're getting bullied kid
>>75338279
was just thinking the same thing
getting comfy with a 3-0 lead in the series and playing lazy af is classic pens
>fl3ury
>tfw phone posting from my favorite bar in Pittsburgh
Not normally a disgusting phone poster though
No one is worried yet. Though 0-3 feels badmen
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The shanty town of shitsburger is about to be reverse swept. Digits confirm.
>3 goal lead
>perfect time to chimp out
How bad is this team
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH MY
bout fucking time
god the penguins are overrated
Finally got one of CBJ's lucky bounces!
hey look we scored
And the collapse begins.
>>75338351
which bar bro
Oh fuck... here we cbus
>>75338361
They won most liveable city 3 years in a row you buffoon.
blown lead incoming
IT BEGINS
So it begins.
whoops, there's one :)
The rest of this game is going to be fun
>3-1 the most dangerous lead
Cucklumbus cocksuckers forgetting they are 0-3 and have a hell of a hell to climb against a superior team and defending cup champs.
And we'll, looks like the end of the 0-3 lead. Blue jackshits going to choke like they do on cocks every night.
COME BACK TIME
>>75338386
don't reply to reddit
>3-1 lead
dank meme game we got here
>>75338407
why so mad?
>>75338386
Element
>>75338407
i am also hoping the pongs end this suffering but this is just bad banter. are you an immigrant?
>3 goal lead
>make a bonehead penalty
>other team scores goal
>push their guy into your goalie
Is this the dumbest team in the league?
>get a goal
>all the beta penguin fans return to a thread they started
>>75338417
It was a 3-0 lead so maybe it'll be more of an meme evolution
>>75338442
Redditmonton Pantsoilers are dumber
Welp here we are again at 3-1
>>75338454
the entire state of ohio has not produced a true NHLer
>>75338469
do not water down the niggerhawks meme please
>>75338442
Young teams are usually emotionally dumb.
Haaaaang on Sloopy, Sloppy hang on
O-H
>>75338493
>ohio is dumb
ftfy
>>75338510
I-O!
Still in it!
>you're ahead 3-0
>you mess with Malkin instead of skating off to get another stick
>right near a ref
>penalty
>easy goal
That player is officially the 'Goat' of the night.
>>75338433
>guy who posts on phone from mommy's room pretending it's his girlfriends room attempts the same weak troll he did about 15 posts ago and achieves a mere 1/10
Refs trying to give CBJ a chance
>its another phantom penalty to get more games for ad revenue
>standing for the game when down 3-0
lmao
>>75338544
How can anyone say the refs screw over pittsburgh? Is this a meme?
>>75338574
They screw over every team thats down. More ad revenue for every game, dummy. They hate short series.
>hold and highstick on the same play
>REFPUCK
>>75338454
>blow a 3-1 lead
>beta cuckjacket fans disappear for 2 days
Lmao
>>75338544
>>75338567
lol Pittsdburgh fans are such pussies
when are the blue jackets going to change their official jerseys to this? as well as the logo to the cannon.
the current logo and jerseys are garbage tier but the cannon jerseys are god tier.
Get your fat ass to the box, cunt. Jenner is such a rimjob lol.
>>75338612
win a series
>>75338574
Mostly happens to the Steelers.
>>75338604
>calls a penalty on Columbus less than a minute into PP
>>75338617
I like that the current ones look American as fuck but I agree those cannon sweaters are kino
JYKKKYTS
>>75338612
Say That To My Face Fucker Not Online And See What Happens
>>75338634
You mean the team that was basically gifted a super bowl?
>>75338679
ohio nigger
>>75338642
You want them to not take into account bonehead obvious calls from a bunch of chimps who dont know any better?
Urban giving CBJ his power force tonight
https://twitter.com/1stOhioBattery/status/854497828663689216
>>75338727
probably not great for a guy with a bad heart.
>>75338768
;)
>>75338699
I'm not even from Ohio, or a Jackets fan
>>75338705
No I'm just saying that they don't seem to be anti-Pens at all
Why is cucklumbus even in the playoffs? it'd seriously be more entertaining to watch tards be dragged across the ice on their stomachs by the zamboni.
Oh wait, that is what cucklumbus hockey is, I forgot.
>>75338705
>physical hockey intimidates him
>>75338801
ohio nigger
>>75338803
>still not funny
Jesus just dropped in and you guys are all fucking retarded. You guys are arguing who is less shitty. And it is clear you are all bandwagon faggotdicks. The rest of the country laughs at your shit states.
LMAO kys yourselves
Who East Palestine here.
>>75338862
who are you quoting
>>75338906
>not the first post by this IP
>>75338909
wilson?
RIP CBJ
COLUMBUS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Okay the Blue Jackets' goalie might be the real goat of the night.
>>75338914
lol back to r/hockey
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
how's my dick ohio
HAINSEY
>>75338612
I know right they're ahead 3-0 and getting bootyblasted over this game its pretty funny.
>poo jekkets
> THE
> MOST
> DANGEROUS
> LEAD
IT WAS
THREE
H
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E
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ZERO
E
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I constantly find myself wishing my team had Kessel. Dude is a meme machine.
>>75338975
project more kiddo
How is Bill so fucking good at a professional sport
>>75338862
>being this upset
Must be all that cucklumbus choking.
>>75338983
>first period champs
but that's accurate, anon.
>>75339017
He's the perfect human
holy fuck what a way to end the period.
bill is built for the playoffs and the leafs will continue to pay him millions of dollars to win playoffs games for the pens
2ND PERIOD CHAMPS
N
D
P
E
R
I
O
D
C
H
A
M
P
S
Ahahahahaha cuckjackets are fucking SHOOK
The score was 3 0
C'MON PENGUINS you're supposed to be beating us by now remember? WTF is your problem?
nice elbow by cole. of course it wasn't called. he coulda been bleeding out and they wouldn't call it.
If the bjs blow this 3-0 lead someone needs to come put me out of my misery
>>75339122
b-but they're payhing brandon saad all that money. s-surely all that experience is useful
>>75339142
>>75339151
Somehow, before the night is over, one of these teams is blwoing a 3-0 lead
>>75338906
I was at the inaugural CBJ game against the Blackhawks. Still got my poster from that.
>>75339156
THIS plus Foligno is a shitty fucking captain who also hasn't produced
I love the excitement of crawling back from 3-0, but this I hate that this "suck for the first period and a half and then come back" style of play pens love doing. That shit doesnt work against truly good teams.
Least the bar is going nuts.
>>75339188
save it for the community bonfire when they move
>>75339188
Sad!
>>75339213
nice. They aren't going anywhere though.
>>75339213
Shut the fuck up faggot, I'll slit you're throat neck.
>Jackets still in this
Shit we /comeback/ now? No? Ok.
>>75338118
Pongs by far.
They have the worst fans after Toronto and Shitcongo. And tons of bandwagoners to mock.
Nashville wouldnt be very fun unless you are a redditor. They barely have any fans here and they never do anything in the playoffs so it would just be more of the same. Nothing new.
>>75339245
filtered
>>75339235
Did they find the money for the arena? Last I'd read the casino thing fell short.
>>75339276
maybe keep reading faggo
>>75339276
NW opened in 2000, what are you talking about
Weights are meme magic. Knee is pittsburg.
posts are this thread. No replies are your faggot post.
Why are penguins fans such niggers?
>>75339315
>>75339354
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/10/23/nationwide-arena-looks-for-path-past-casino-revenue-shortfall.html
>In the five years since Columbus and Franklin County officials approved the public purchase of Nationwide Arena, not one payment has been made on the loans used to buy it. The money needed to pay off the arena likely never will come from the casino tax receipts that were promised but so far have grossly underperformed expectations.
I guess that's what lead to this
http://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/news/2017/01/17/blue-jackets-partnership-is-1st-stadium-deal-for.html
>>75339453
THey are one of the last teams to st sponsored by beer
>>75339453
don't ever fucking reply to me again
>>75339410
why so upset about foligno's weak ass mom
>>75339410
Because if someone posted it on twitter, it must be true, especially since the poster couldn't possibly have any bias.
>>75339410
Hahaha oh yeah I forgot about his weak ass mom. What a bitch.
>>75339508
Fuck off, I hope you get cancer
>>75339507
y u heff to be mad?
Based Tim magnusson
Pengshits are absolutely shit without massive refpuck aid lmao
Go Jacketbros !
>>75339554
Janis wouldn't approve
>>75339659
>the one poo Jakit fan speaks up again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHH
CROSBY SCORES AGAIN
Holy shit great start by Columbus
SCARARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS! FUCK YOU PENGUINS FOUR TIMES OVER!
ahahahahaahahaah
>implying a Columbus win tonight won't provoke pens into curb stomping the figurative shit out of them next game
>trying to give Cucksby credit for Carlson's goal
>>75339151
Just do it yourself firecuck
Wish the Pens would get some of the puck luck the Jackets have had this series.
>crosby fires it past fleury
they are going to pretend this retarded playcall never happened now
is poolumbus going to win their first playoff series ever now?
>>75339735
We're not thinking about the next game! We're thinking this game and how club penguin is fucking choking against the worst team in the playoffs
>>75339716
>being this upset
>>75339749
From that angle it did look like cucksby put it in anyways rimer is drunk as fuck
>>75339775
No.
Jesus Christ Columbus.
SCAAAAAR
Well that was fast
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KEKJACKETS ARE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Oh my, looks like cucklumbus blew it again.
Jesus Bob....
>jacket still lead
KEKEKEKKEKE THEY BLEW IT
Why is Ruskie goaltending a meme ?
SCCAAAAAARR
Where the fuck is regular season Bob
POO JACKETS FINDING WAYS TO LOSE
>>75339778
>were only thinking about this game
Wut r playovvz?
>>75339862
Stuck in the regular season just like every other year.
>>75339865
>winning 4-3
>>75339880
damn we peaked 2 months early
>>75339845
>Columbus blew it
Haha yeah pretty much, nice observation dipshit. They're still ahead by one. Columbus sucks tho.
>>75339887
I hope you're taking a lot of pictures of the scoreboard
>>75339901
think it was a sarcasm post
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
I
R
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BRANDON SAADDDDDDDDDD!
SCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCK YEWWWWWW!
FIVE FOR THE JACKETS!
>>75339936
>fl5ury
Why hasn't Sullivan told Fleury to just imagine the rebound is a cock. He'd never let it go.
lmao
>these teams
>not letting the opponent score
Columbus desperately tying to keep their heads above water.
Boooooooooooone!
>>75339961
You are the most autistic poster itt.
FFFFLLLUUURRYYYYY
FLLLLLRRRRYYYY
FLLURRRRYYY
Put those fucking brooms away, boys. We ain't going out like that.
>>75339998
I'm having a good time man. The Jackets never win at anything. Here they are leading the defending Stanley Cup Champs when it shouldn't be close. It's glorious
>>75339961
you and the rest of the goalie catcalling-at-the-drop-of-a-hat newfag fanbase need to learn hockey culture and maybe some banter that's better than youtube video comments
The Blue Jackets will sweep this series in 7 games
>>75340015
They gone
They started the thread and are so embarrassed with their team they are only monitoring this thread
>>75340051
cuck
>leave the blue cucks to me
>>75340051
>this damage control
My fucking sides
You might finally win a game against a depleted pens team at home!!
>>75340065
What are you doing here Akron from Ted
game sauce?
>>75340012
yeah genius, the newjackets been doing it after every single goal for both home games
>>75340096
>implying our top defensemen isn't out too
>>75340111
newfags are never welcome
>>75340055
>>75340114
fluery phone posting from the net? seems salty
>>75340096
What is there to damage when you're the columbus blue jackets?
>>75340162
I can't believe how insecure some of these pens fans are kek
>>75340125
Our top defensemen, goalie, and heart of the 4th line is out. The fact that the cuckjackets are getting swept is embarrassing
>>75340192
the caps last won the cup ______
>extending that series
>
Who the hell is Karlesson I've never heard of him and hes memein it up
3-1 series leads were blown in every major sport except hockey in the past year, it must happen
This has been a really clean game. Few penalties.
>>75340245
Fuck you. For your sake we're pushing this series to 25 games.
t. Gary Bettman
>tfw need to shit
>if I leave the Pens will score
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
>>75340151
i'm not even from pittsburgh or even really a pongs fan. your fanbase is just casual as fuck and pretty embarrassing
>>75340280
Lend us your strength
Meme the CBJ into Round 2
>>75340280
Pens have a 3-0 series lead
>>75340266
Karlsson is a meat and potatoes but a fantastic center, not as good as SEDLAK but still good
>>75340285
should have worn your brown pants, anon.
>>75340292
everyone's gotta start somewhere.
>>75340266
rookie
what does salty penguin taste like
>>75340283
>>75340316
Not anymore, it's 3-1 mate >>75340327
Rookie two years ago >>75340342
Ask a sea lion
Big stop ruskie!
can the sens just end this shit so ben from pickerington will fuck off
>>75340342
Blue Jacket tears
>cuckjacket fans unironically chanting defense when their team is on the attack
Are people from Ohio really this retarded?
>all the pongs fans disappear when their team looks like they will lose
BLUE JACKETS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FU---
Wait, what the fuck is this sorcery
>>75340367
They aren't chanting defense they're changing let's go jackets
>>75340373
You seem confused anon
>>75340367
Yes.
yes they are
For a team that has had a fair amount of success in the last ~10 years, Pens fans sure are mad a lot. I feel sorry for you guys sometimes. I'm not even shitposting, this anger can't be good for your health.
HOLY SHIT
BLOWJACKETS ARE SO STINKY AND SMELLY AND SHITTY
>B0br0vsky
SAAD MORE LIKE SAD BECAUSE HES ON A SHIT TEAM
THIS IS THE BEST THEY CAN DO
LUMBUS WILL LOSE FOREVER
>>75340359
I meant pens disregard me I suck cocks
>>75340353
For that to work Columbus would've had to have won a game before the pens went up 3-0 you retarded cuck
>>75340367
Yes
>>75340367
...yeah
>>75340125
>defenseman is out
>still shitty offensive lines
>implying your depleted
>>75340381
They're clearly chanting DEE FENSE, like its a niggerhoop game
>>75340391
A lot of them aren't actual fans. They just joined a bandwagon.
>>75340398
Yeah, but they will still be down 3-1 during the next game asshole
>>75340429
Like you don't have 4 better pure goal scorers and tons more of experience
>>75340435
they're all probably converted basketball fans
is this game the start of the choke?
I hope so
Are we sure the Penguins won the Stanley Cup last year?
Who #lifelong Golden Knights fan here?
Just here to watch my new top prospects
>>75340455
nah we won't beat them at their barn
real question: why is it that cleveland, an old northern industrial metropolis full of grizzled, frostbitten people who would form a decent fanbase, not have a team. Yet some fake city service economy mass of suburbs got one.
>>75340480
kek
>>75340480
Me too.
>>75340481
This anon is right
Beating them in their place would produce more salt than exists on our planet
>>75340455
>nah we won't beat them at their barn
This isnt the capitals game
>>75340484
one is growing, one is shrinking
>>75340440
Yeah, every successful team will have a bandwagon. Every successful ANYTHING will have a bandwagon. Been like that since the dawn of competition and yet here you are, acting like you're sharing some major insight with the masses. Why don't you get the fuck over it? Youre just jealous that there is no reason for anyone to bandwagon your team.
>>75340480
everybody's gonna get mad when they hoist the Cup next year
>>75340443
Each one of those chokes occurred right after the choking team went up 3-1 in the series, none were an absolute reverse sweep. God you're fucking retarded
>>75340484
They have the Calder Cup Champs, the Cleveland Monsters.
BRACE FOR IMPACT CLUB PENGUIN, 3:30 and counting.
>>75340517
enh. whatever bettman
>>75340480
Hands of Blues players REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75340484
Because returning teams don't have good luck in Ohio, anyways the bluejackets work better in Columbus the monsters has a solid fan base too, I love them
>>75340521
This is the kind of anger I was talking about.
>>75340536
Thought it was the lake erie monsters
>>75340521
Yep, you figured me out. Have a ribbon.
sullivan wanted that horsecock sucking faggot to be in the handshake line. eat some shit in pittsburgh poolumbus
>>75340573
It's Cleveland now
Imagine how blunt that man's fingers have to be...
>knifehands
>>75340554
I always get comments on my jackets gear in CLE, there is a nice following in that town
>>75340560
>u mad
Ok. What of it? I'm mad and you are autistic with autistic arguments. Does that mean we both suck?
>>75340573
Nah they changed it when LeBron memed the finals.
>>75340525
Agreed, i feel like they really deserve the cup next year
>>75340593
not when they won
>>75340611
Huge following, hockey is becoming big in clevelnd again, nothing nicer than to see a monster sweater in downtown Cleveland
>>75340625
True
>>75340611
>>75340632
>counting Kessel as a player for a too many men
rigged
>have to win at home
Bummer! It was neat seeing CBJ play more than one period, I didn't think they could.
The MeMe Team wins a game for once. See you in Pittsburgh
So loud can't hear the whistle
WE GOT A WIN BOYS
BRACE FOR IMPACT PENGUINS!
3-1 INCOMING
Wow guys Columbus won their 3rd franchise playoff game. Thats almost a whole series, congrats!!!!
>>75340698
Well done Ted
>>75340615
I'm not even arguing about anything. Just said that pens fans seem to be mad all the time.
NO SWEEP FOR YOU, GAY BOY!
Delaying the inevitable cucklombus poo jackoffs
>can't stop guentzel
lmao
Hold on, 5-4.
I wanted to see the butthurt but it is I that is the butthurt.
>>75340713
gettin there! young squad
JUST
>How many penguins are around
We're about to find out!
The most dangerous time to be ahead by two is apparently in the last fucking minute.
HOL UP
>>75340721
forgive them. they live in pennsylvania.
ITS A POWER PLAY GOAL LOL
hmmmmmmm
4-0
Poor Blue Jackets can't even score a 5 on5 goal against an empty net.
STREAMERS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YAAAAAYYYY KEKJACKETS WON A GAME!!!!!!!!
JACKETS WIN BABY
THEY WIN THEIR FIRST PLAYOFF GAME IN REGULATION AGAINST THE DEFENDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS, THE ASSBLASTED PITTSBURG PENGUINS!
>all that just to get BTFO in 48 hours.
I was a fan for 4 months Columbus.
Oh well, back to my coffee shops and dog parks.
>CBJ have streamers for winning literally one game
One of the best games so far in the playoffs, even if it had no defense
FUCK YEAH
>>75340834
They do it all year, when ever they win they drop streamers
well.. off the the oilers game
APOLOGIZE
>>75340834
>>75340802
I actually looked away from the screen for a second, did they really bust out streamers?
AWW SHUCKS
I mean if they were going to let literally everything go for CBJ and call phantom shit on Pitt why even play the game, just give one to them and play thursday
The game is on 4/20 KEK
Cucklumbus limped one weak ass game past the pens. They won by one, played a relatively weak game, screwed up multiple times, couldn't score an empty net goal with 5 on 5 and won because pens played lazy. How could poo jackoff fans think this bodes well? Do they honestly think they can ride this kind of momentum to the next round?
>>75340913
Cuckjackets literally going to get smoked
>>75340896
KEK >>75340925
What? The jackets dominated most of the game
Feel food vibes for the next 48hrs! We’re going to get the doors blown off us in Pittsburg though.
>>75340910
>pp baby Shittsburgh complaining about calls.
Thats cute.
>>75340910
This has to be bait
>>75340952
Yeah because pens played lazy. That's why.
Proud as fuck of this team. Lets go fucking Jackets. also /sp/ is trash these days...
Can only win when there's no goalie kek
>>75340872
15 seconds...
>>75340974
Remind me which one of those guentzel hat trick goals came off a PP cuck :^)
>>75340925
WE GOT A WIN YOU SALTY LITTLE NIGGER
for defending cup champs you're an angry nog
So glad to see the Pens lose one.
But realistically fellow jackets, how can we possibly beat them in their house?
>>75340974
Im not a pens fan you twerp
>>75341038
Bob has to play out of his mind. It's the only way.
>>75341038
Rape their bitches and cum in them to make Columbus blue babies
>cucklumbus fans get this cocky and arrogant after winning a must win game down 3-0 in a series
No wonder everyone wants to see you lose holy fuck
>>75341082
>Watching torts look smug with his spray tan when he's facing an away game that is almost sure elimination
It would be very painful
>>75341025
>>75341041
The statement remains. Shittburgh is a PP babby team that shows up expecting to be on the + side of the officiating.
Its funny to see them lose their shit over one game where the refs didnt blatantly favor them. Crysby is likely crying into his beer somewhere right now.
>we didnt get more calls....I thought I was the Golden boy! Fuck McDavid!
>>75341082
>still unfunny
you need a new schtick, bud
>>75341066
He's not remotely close to regular season shape, though. They're gonna scout our new meme players. Bob is gonna be bad. We'll need another 5-6pts Thursday.
>>75341029
Wow guys they got a WIN!
Enjoy that cup, you deserve it! Faggot.
>>75340925
I'll take the bait. It's like this. If we somehow meme our ways through this series (not happening), we go on knowing we just beat the Stanley Cup Champs. That's enough to make it deep in the playoffs.
>>75341165
Goalies can snap into a mental zone. It takes one solid period or one big save. We can only hope. I don't see us outscoring that offense for multiple games if it's a shootout.
>>75341204
Yeah whatever u say bud. Got a hell of a mountain to climb against a superior team. I don't even think it's fair to have Pitt versus Columbus but hey... what can I do.
You can't have a single shitty game from here out. Everything has to be on point and no choking. Good fucking luck cucklumbus lol.
See you all Thursday for the funeral service that was supposed to be tonight.