OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX (8-5) @ TORONTO BLUE JAYS (2-10) GAMETHREAD

first for fuck the blow gays

>>75335728
hey, can we PLEASE keep it civil in this thread?

fuck the red sux teebeequeeehh

drill X first pitch pls

>>75335740
oh, it's the one blue jays fan still posting

wow... lost the no hitter... damn

wew stro pitching up thats not good

>Happ ded
>Sanchez ded
>Mat Latos will almost certainly join the rotation

Can't fucking wait

bust

all busts

that turned around quick

time for
>jays offence

Mookie will literally never hit another homerun again.

>>75335888
wow look at this post number

When should we DFA Nintendo? Trade him into GameStop lol

wew kp

maybe a AAA pitcher will be just the spark the blue jays need

>sandofat

>>75335934
>trade him into gamestop
hahahahahhahaha!

I thought the Blue Jays couldn't hit

>>75335972
maybe they can hit AAA pitching

Why do we allow canada to participate in the great American pastime of baseball?

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>>75335980

What the hell happened to the Jays this year?

>>75336057
they're losing a lot of games

Where the fuck is Pedrioa, leon, and Bradley

damn, if they figure out this 87 mph straight fastball with no movement johnson is really going to be in trouble

Why is Don shaming Bautista so much? Pretty rude desu

bustista

oh shit, 89 down the middle, blew him away

Uh why isnt Kendrick starting?

>>75336109
kendrick llamar lol

>>75336083
>89 mph blows by Batts

Mounties must be stopping all the roids from getting in

smfh Bautista can't even catch up to that hanging fastball. His career is over.

shutout btfo

>>75336109
Kendrick Lamar...?

>>75336109
He's 0-2 with a 10 era

(Not much better than our aces lol)

which way is this toronto club trending

So is giving up runs in the first gonna be like a trandition here

nice play sandoval

Fuck you fatass

That Ferrari Fielding speed

will johnson kill himself if he doesn't even get out of the first

>>75336222
Gtfo this is an American thread

>>75336241
be nice to the one blue jays fan left after a 2-10 start

Wow the Blue Jays offense is really good

fug

smoaked

Is Johnson an ace?

S M O AK
H
O
W

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>its another "the other team scores 6 runs in the first inning" episode

literally every day

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Miss me yet?

Lol is butterfield the new jays third base coach

>canadian base running

Sox will lose in extras btw

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>only down 2 in the first inning

What a weak ass swing Hanley sit down you bum

Will Johnson consider this "progress"?

>Stroman's starting to remind me of Pedro Martinez

Buck pls

based big papi

>>75336515
As long as he isnt taking a liner off his head, than yes

>pablo not swinging at a ball up and in

is he injured?

Pls win red sox. End our misery.

>>75336652
Don said the Red Sox wanted him to swing less

>>75336653
quads will it

>>75336653
The misery doesn't end until September, anon

Get used to it

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>pablo walked

WHAT

THAT CAN HAPPEN?

>>75336666
WHAT

>>75336666
Fuggggg thanks anon

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>>75336666

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>>75336666

dfa glassquez when?

>>75336744
me now

>>75336744
Why the fuck are they playing him and not leon a defensive catcher is the biggest fucking meme ever

>>75336770
probably familiar with johnson

guerin

>>75336782
Hes familiar with lots of johnsons

holy SMOKES--- blonde guerin!

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>>75336666

>>75336770
At least you aren't paying 20 million for your defensive catcher to hit under .100

The fuck why would they call this guy up in the middle of his life falling apart?

>>75336770
>>75336744
>>75336762
shut UP

>>75336852
i remember this meme

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HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT

ok johnson maybe you should just kill yourself

Celtics on soon and i hate NBA basketball

Thanks for starting a minor leaguer. We really needed some hope.

>>75336911
not just any minor leaguer, an unironically mentally ill minor leaguer

I think Farrell forgot Bats is shit now

Morales grand salami

>>75336937
just setting up the quadruple play

wow, imagine if we had to seriously wait for that intentional walk there

>>75336926
What's wrong with him?

>>75336926
Maybe they thought the anxiety would turn him into Grienke

>>75336969
http://www.overthemonster.com/2016/5/23/11744864/red-sox-prospects-brian-johnson-anxiety

>>75336969
multiple family members died this month, he got held up in a car robbery, he got hit in the head with a ball, had to sit out for awhile because he was suffering from severe anxiety.

I'm sure theres a few things I'm forgetting

looooool good risp

morales is the new pillar

>literally
>any
>breaking
>ball

>>75336984
>>75336998
Wew that's rough

now that the inning has settled, is Johnson an ace?

>>75336998
Hit in head twice

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>>75336998
fuck all that we need a spot start just pump him full of k pins and get him out there

>>75337037
yeah but that's not a big deal, they cancel each other out

>>75336998
Pitching against this dogshit lineup should be the turnaround he needs

>>75337035
better than porcello so far

>shitting on the wbc

that's it, i'm sending a BOMB up to the booth

>>75337139
FYI I phoned the authorities

please score

based fucking nintendo

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>>75337195

>empty seats
the good old days are back

somebody post the nintendo meme

"thats how you go yard"

>>75337244
wow,

>>75337244
seconding this
Best new meme

ok do something dad

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>>75337244
Wow

>>75337283
hey, i don't have the disk space to save this meme, will you just post it for me every time i want to see it?

>>75337283
man I love this meme

>>75337303
ok just text me when you want to see it

>>75337316
ok add me on vk

>this pitcher beat the world

GO BIG PAPI

FUCK YES BIG PAPI

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OMFG

Is there a nickname for Moreland he's a fucking beast

is Mitch Moreland the best player in baseball

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BASED FUCKING PAPI

EVERY DAY

>stroshit

>the Jays are unironically going to lose to a mentally ill minor leaguer

>>75337469
papi ('dad' in spanish)

>>75337469
lol Mitch Moreland always getting more hits (just made up this meme)

>>75337469
yeah big papi

>>75337504
good meme I like it +1

its only one run g...guise...

>>75337504
hahah

>>75337504
mind if I retweet this?

>>75337551
sure, no problem,

looooooooool good job retard (mentally ill retard)

SMOAKED

WTF IS GOING ON JUSTINS HITTING THINGS

smoak'd

wow that one went yard

Johnson on suicide watch
Pull him before it's too late

>>75337614
yeah but that was true before the game

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He got off to a decent start last year too if I remember right

Enjoy it while it lasts lads

>>75335718
What planet am I living on where smoak is productive?

>>75337627
If Farrell knew then why did he start him? Is Farrell encouraging suicide?

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>went to get a drink
>come back
>game is tied

fucking suicidal ball throwing man

>>75337674
he thought since the blue jays have been playing like a AAA team it would be ok

>smoak is a good defender meme

cmon buck

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BLUE GAYS
BLOW GAYS

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

show guerin

uh oh, johnson's talking to himself again, someone get the straightjacket out of his locker,

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give him back pls

>>75337728
I bet this is Jash Donaldson shitposting from the bench

>>75337764
umm mostly lkely it's not

>>75337759
>rags

>>75337759
no he's our new papi

>>75337728
I enjoy this post

good job vazquez retarderd

FAST PANDA MOVING AT VRY HIHG SPEDE

wow, imagine if the toronto shortstop had more than a two step range

Vasquez trash don't let that deceive you

Rags fan passing through here. Remember this feeling when Mitch is in the middle of one of his 2-30 stretches Red Sox bros

Farrell outplaying himself

>>75337773
>not getting four 7s

Wow, how embarrassing.

>>75337982
i wasn't trying to idiot i wanted three sevens and a three

>>75337999
WOW

In Xander's career he's batting 1.000 when he gets a hit

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>>75338035

why does don use dog-sized as reference for hamburgers

>>75338115
Because he's a fucking maniac

i like baseball

>>75338192
i like jerry staring at new don maniacally as he pretends to do baseball signs

Anyone elses little league coach grab them by the balls when they wanted you to hit away

>>75338236
yeah but my coavhes were all women, ok, don't get the wrong idea

>>75338236
I bet you liked it faget

man i bet all these close call s are making brian very anxious..

i wonder if he can take a second and just enjoy being in the big leagues, pitching, doing the thing he loves (for the last time)

>>75338115
Hold up im at work is Don back

>>75338393
fu*ck no

Mookie will never hit another home run again

>>75338447
mookie the one year wonder

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>>75338393
who

mookie the one year good runner

mookie fast af

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omfg

BASED HANSOME HANLEY

PAPI UP

>>75338475
lol, that's so random!

DOUBLES

NEW PAPI

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omfg!

Holy shit the absolute madman

BASED PAPI

>this was the best pitcher in the WORLD

Mitch leads the majors in doubles but I lead this thread in them, heh

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>>75338579
THE Marcus Stroman, ladies and gentlemen

>>75338608
No you don't. I do.

>>75338616
no you don't me

how long until the mental midget gives the lead back (to the literal midget)

I can't believe they're even letting black play now wtf

>molesting the blue gays bullpen on the first game of the series

YES

>>75338711
haha yeah, time s they are changing

one side of his face looks differnet

thanks pablo

ready 2 die now

2-11

wow, they let black people umpire now?? wtf

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omfg

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>>75338800

Classic Loup

>>75338819
1 question: why do u like anime

JUST

NOT

READY

Are the Jays gonna forfeit the season when they end April 2-27?

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What if the blue gays never win another game?

omg i hope hanley and moreland become friends

>2-160

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>>75338887

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ive missed our threads, red cucks

I wanna hug you all in a totally gay way, you'll get a semi

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>>75338878
Hanley already has a friend

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>>75338840
Loo: And who are they?

Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

Loo: Shanghaied?

Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

Prisoner #1: Where are we?

Prisoner #2: I don't care!

Loo: And these?

Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!

Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.

Dr. Klahn: Guards!

[moves prisoners]

Dr. Klahn: Do you care?

Prisoner #5: No.

Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

Guard: What do you drink?

Prisoner #5: I don't care.

>>75338925
*spits in your face*

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Why couldn't you guys have kept Joe and Clay for the memes?

>>75338925
are you a qt twink

>>75338925
Lucina is garbage kys

>>75338951
*gets ericsson *

>>75338951
wow rude

>>75338955
no im an ugly twink

>>75338958
wow rude

>>75338925
fuck off faggot

>>75338989
>ugly
sorry I'm not gay bro

ump sucks dick

>>75338952
oh, don't you worry about joe. we have very big things planned for joe.

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>>75336666

yes i just got here

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wtf is wrong with gameday, this is live

nice pitch retard

thanks russ

wake people up pls

PULL HIM FARRELL YOU FAGGOT

>those eyes

oh FUCK he's having an episode someone get his vest!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there's run #4 today; that's all folks, game over.

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R U S S G O D
U
S
S
G
O
D

WHAT A HIT SON

that's an OLD 26

>>75339062
are you stupid?

it was a bad pitch

>>75339126
i was being sarcastic

>>75338958
>having taste THIS garbage

Only a fucking leaf, ladies and gentlemen.

>>75337469
Mitchy Two Bags

So what do we think of Johnson everybody?

>>75339174
better than Owens.

martin now batting a cool .118 on the season

how many more million you say?

>>75339174
he has crazy eyes, also hes literally disabled

>>75339174
Our new ace

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>>75335734

fuck off homo

>>75339135
>actually liking the blandest, most boring, and unattractive waifubait IS shits out
fucking kys yourself

>wearing an oiler jersey to a TORONTO blue jays game
>being an oiler fan

someone get that trash out of here

I'm so glad the Jays are becoming garbage again so all the faggity bandwagoners from woodbridge will stop coming to the games

Why do all the Jay fans sound like children?

>>75339174
Hard to gauge pitching against a AA team

>keeping him in
Incoming 7 run inning

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>>75339244
>not liking the most colorful, most interesting and attractive waifubait IS prettily gift wraps for you
>getting this mad

someone's a sour friendless autist

>>75339264
>blow gays lose fans and viewership
>team makes less money
>Rogers invest less
really activates my almonds.

run along now your mum's cooking curry

>>75339379
shhhhh he needs to feel superior to fans of his own team, he doesn't have much so don't take it away from him

>>75339363
>having garbage taste and no self-awareness
nuEmblem shitters in a nutshell

>>75339379
listen m8 I'm not a pajeet but if you're seriously telling me you enjoy all these bandwagoners showing up to games just to get drunk you're a fucking dummy

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>>75339403
>mad
>at qt lucina

wow lad

i don't know fire elmble but i like the bigboob one

>>75339449
no I instead enjoy getting mad at people having fun for arbitrary reasons that make me seem superior to them

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>>75339487
good man

it goes

1. Camilla
2. Lucina
3. Hana (anal only)

POWER GAP

999999999999999999. everyone else

>>75339527
ya i have her on my phone

can someone knock out hembree with a comebacker so I can start my dank HEEMbree meme

>>75339573
loool

>>75339573
no

>>75339599
wtf

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I want to FUCK this slutty little leaf

>>75339613
MODS

>>75339613
report

>>75339491
>shows up just to scream TU-LOW and chug beers and not even watch the game
>not superior to them

yea nah ur a cunt

this fucking fan lmao

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>>75339656
>s-stop having fun!!!!

Don 2.0 banter is not funny

>blow gays fans getting toasty

>>75339693
>relax, the maple leafs are in the playoffs

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>when you remember you're canadian

>>75339738
looooool

>>75339738
>fuck yeah I just remembered Im a fucking leaf gimme some of that grandma

>>75339771
no it's pathetic he was trying to get the crowd to care but they didn't want to so he cried

>>75339738
Seriously me on the left

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>>75339738
>tfw the good seats are so cheap in canada the drunks can get them

good positioning

>>75339788
nah he's clearly beaming with national pride and flapping his wings over-enthusiastically like a majestic goose

>>75339831
geese die idiot>>75338917
>>75338917
>>75338917

Bautista's career is over
Blue Jays are done forever

>>75339861
forever???

>>75339848

you're right he's clearly emulating a FLOCK of majestic geese

boy do our fans get into it, so based

>>75339878
your dumb retarded

>>75339812
they're actually retardedly expensive

holy fuck that tight teen ass behind mookie just now fuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>75335901
Nice.

ROOKIE

MOOKIE
O
O
K
I
E

Nice catch by the fan

MOOKIE HOMER
HE IS NOT A BUST

>two and eleven

MOOKIE MONSTER

>>75339891
being dumb retarded is good dumb retarded

dookie is still a bust desu

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omfg

Fuck Betts

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let's talk about mookie

Wait I thought mookie was a bust

>>75339902
Face value for field box in boston is like $130

so he just needed to face some AAA pitching

>>75339957
bust

>>75339939
first good any may you've posted

>>75339987
thanks for your OPINION

>>75339982
it's like 250 in our monopoly money

>>75340004
it's a fact tho

he's not called dookie bustts for no reason

>>75340050
thanks for sharing your perspective

>>75340074
always happy to supply objective observations

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>>75339997
Gay.

>>75340089
really enjoying reading about your interpretation

>>75340089
I appreciate your input

You may only post in this thread if your team has at least three wins

>>75340105
never hold back on my carved in granite records

>>75340104
you're right that is gay

>>75340104
Wow, did you ever notice how "gay" is just "Gary" without an r???

>>75340104
none of those creatures have vaginas

>>75340152
your granite thesis

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>>75340155
lol

>>75340181
my diamond verity

sandoval makes for a pretty fat second baseman lol

>>75340284
haha i wrote theat then he did it

>>75340284
I'm sorry?? FYI you must be confused because there's no weight limit to play any position..

>>75340284
sandoval makes for a pretty fat anything

>>75340312
well... u have to be able to fit on the bus...

>>75340284
if he wasn't so fat that would've been a dp LOL

>>75340208
your platinum presumption

>>75340315
Bet he's not as fat as your mom lol

>>75340331
yea lol haha but i did write that before it happen

>>75340336
my golden reality

>>75340312
why won't they let your mom play if there's no weight limit

>>75340370
hahahaah boom gottem

>>75340341
Sick bantz Xd

>>75340365
your gilded guess

>>75340405
this comments have become reddit tier

>>75340405
my adamant actuality

>>75340415
cease

God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

GOOD PLAY BUSTGAERTS

>>75340428
it would've been so good if you were like

>the hottest take on the planet

and then id be like

>the coldest truth in the universe

haha that would've been great wouldnt it

nice defense bustgaerts

that's what you get for HOTDOGGING it u FUCKING N*GGER

OH AND HE BOTCHES IT

sorry, i take that back, i apologize