OFFICIAL METS VS PHILLIES GAMETHREAD

>mest

>lillies

soup

just made food. lets rock.

K

wheeler looks good

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>tfw free wins are back in town

>>75335896
>free wins
That changes tonight buttsniffer.

dammit.

>wheeler

should've traded wheeler years ago

>>75335895
ha ha dummy

I just want one Mets pitcher, to throw to one goddam hitter up and in to back them off the plate. Mets never challenge hitters and so they can just lean over the plate all day and hammer pitches outside

Mests are shit.

>>75335990
i know, we have too many nibbler pitchers trying to go outside, ends up with walks most of the time.

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>missed a Herrera donger

Welp. Anyway, go phils.

>>75336058
You're a fan of the most backwards team in all of professional sports, relatively speaking. How does that make you feel?

>>75335976
eh, his stuff looks good. he's just throwing his fastball in the zone way too much, plus the curve that he hung to herrera.

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>>75336090
What did this literal retard mean by this?

Phils are america's team.

>>75336114
Philly is the most hated city in America. You're no more "america's team" then Hillary Clinton is America's President

>>75336114
i will argue that yankees are 'america's' team. people who show up and dont know who to root for usually go for yanks, they're like, everyones team when you don't have a team. or something. at least that's what i've noticed.

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>just bought ticket for pupper and me for Bark in the Park

>>75336164
Yeah I don't think that's true. You'd be surprised how many people hate Jew York, Detoilet, Shitcago, etc. Most hated fans? Eh, maybe

"buttholez had surgery today"

>>75336280
he'll be out 3-5 months apparently

>>75336289
Guy isn't coming back as long as Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire. Already been ran out of town lol

>>75336111
>his stuff today looks good except for today's start where he's been fucking trash
lol

pls pop-up

APOLOGIZE TO JAY

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

BBRUCE!

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jay BBruce

>>75336322
>Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire

Looks like that time has come

Fuck Bruce and his fat face

Can we ever apologize enough?

BAHAHAHA

>>75336322
>as long as Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire

Got some bad news for you, buddy.

>>75336398
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>lillies

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Eflin what the fuck

That's not on Rupp at all

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>>75336417

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>>75336458
you might enjoy this

Oh joy, here comes the sweep.

lmao this dude is shitty as fuck

>30 pitch first inning

>>75336458
i remember hearing a story about why mr. t had all those chains, apparently he used to be a bouncer and it's a collection of chains he took from people after kicking their ass. its basically all trophies of wins. i should look up if that's true, where's mr. t been the last couple of decades?

>reyass

FUCK YES INNING OVER

>jose

>>75336539
You should have seen the Pirates pitcher named Tyler Glassnow. He's even shittier.

Jose Reyes? More like Jose GAY-ASS

>>75336562
sadly, you are correct.

>reyes

Meh, I'll take it. If it was Buttholez there'd be at least 2 homers by now.

>>75336558
>where's mr. t been?
Playing for the mest

>>75336517
Oh god. Kill me now.

reyes should legit be the pinch runner/last man on the bench and flores should start

but what should really be happening is cabrera should be taking grounders at 3rd so he can move over there after the ASB when we promote rosario to play SS everyday

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>you wanna bring up the guy who led the pacific in batting last year, a career .300 MLB hitter and did well in the WBC?
>NAH DUDE JOSE REYES TRIPLE INCOMING

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KK

We better not resign Freddy, his swing is atrocious. I don't care if he's a decent shortstop

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KKK

>ZaKKK Wheeler

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1-2-3 inning coming up

>>75336802
HAHA fuck you and fuck the Phillies. Go Athletics.

These full counts are making me thirsty

>45 pitches
noice

Zack "burn the nigger church" Wheeler is coming back up.

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>>75336959

>>75337001
He looks like a waterhead baby.

>>75337001
spoopy

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>>75337027

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lead-off hit :D

>DUIs
>steroids

The pirates were a mistake

>both pitchers above 40 pitches before 3rd inning
Wew

I miss the light blue and red Phillies uniforms.

dat throw lol

New York City smells like piss.

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>>75337169
They were a beaut, weren't they?

>>75337209
Philly smells like black corpses that died of AIDS.

Wheeler not got it today, bring in Montero

>>75337209
mostly in the summer. the rest of the time, it's frozen.

>>75337240
Go back to those colors and that style of fit for uniforms. They look infinitely better than the baggy shit players wear now. Bring back stirrup socks too.

>wild pitch night

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>>75337271
agreed. oldschool form fitting uniforms looked way better than this baggy bullshit.

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>these thicc pitch counts

>>75337365
I don't care how tight it is but the sock-things should be mandatory, it looks too messy the way most players have it

Bring in Robles bros

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who thought bobblehead garden gnomes was a good idea?

>>75337436
I have the syndergaard one

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>it's a Phillies fail to score with a RISP with less than two outs episode

>>75337436
>those thick-ass eyebrows

Well, they got one thing right

Eflin settling down, I like it. Thought this was gonna be a slugfest originally - got scared

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guys
its really fucking cold
halp

Vendor ded

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anyone else miss $5 nosebleed cheapie seat day?

>>75337700
Kek, that was great

>>75337473
>>75337436
How large are they?

>>75337729
>buying from the official site
enjoy your $20 "handling" fee

Stubhub is where its at.

>>75337680
the beer or you is cold? how do you not have a jacket or hoody?

>>75337729
That's surprisingly affordable for a New York team.

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KKKKK

>>75337680
nice seats man

i went to the second home game of the season once so fucking cold.

haven't had time to watch a game yet this season. glad i get to watch a fun game with two sloppy pitchers.

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KKKKKK

I still miss Murphy :(

>>75337788
i never used stub hub. isn't it full of scalpers? anytime i go to a game i usually just go day-of and buy tix on the spot as a walk in, unless there's some super amazing promo or some shit that i really want, and wanna make sure i get it, then i'll usually order ahead of time straight from the mets site.

what's different about stub hub? like, i can see people with season tickets selling off days they can't go, but what makes it cheaper?

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>>75337795
i is cold
i dont have a jacket
im only wearing a retro cyclones hersey and joggers. Im hidding in the club bc its too cold
>pic related

>>75337828
thanks anon

>>75337917
i've never walked in day of. what do you say to not get jewed by Wilponzi

>>75337910
Its one thing when a guy signs elsewhere and either maintains his form or even does a bit better.

Murphy is playing beyond his 2015 postseason ways. Not just dingers. He's batting like .400, constant game winners and he absolutely BTFO the mets. I cant remember thelast time i saw this

lo siento josecito

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>reyes

oh wait that was good. it's probably the chants

reyes actually got a hit, hot damn.

I think I need glasses - I could've sworn I just saw Reyes hit a double

>Reyes is hitting again

gg mets

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>>75338025

wright "resuming baseball activities"?

think we'll see him after ASB?

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>>75338082
>he's only 10 away from Mets all time HR record

h-he's not gonna make it

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>>75338082
he's being saved for the playoffs

Nice attempt by reyes

>>75338018
Still grinds my gears. How much $ did the organization save again?

>>75338137
i'm okay with this. Even if Rosario comes up he won't be playoff ready, and Reyes should be on the bench.

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>>75338082
Healthy Wright best Wright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTi4NbJ_NSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxD5GZxUOmg
(min 2:15)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml0IvjMhZxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkZuZr0a4dA

wait, who's in the bullpen tonight?

>>75338305
smoker is warming up

>>75338298

I miss Shea

>>75338320
meh. i'll take him over robles. still don't trust him though.

also got into an argument with a friend the other day about robles. he's one of these guys that thinks the mets can do no wrong and constantly makes excuses for shit performance. its' fairly gobally accepted that robles is shit and needs to gtfo, i don't know how anyone can defend the way he's been playing. short rest or not.

>mlb dot com says it's still the 4th inning

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KKKKKKK

>>75338382
me too man.

GO AWAY ROBLES

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>robles

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>>75338119
Have faith. If he passes straw and then retires it would be pure pottery.

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>>75338382
Citi is so much better in every way though I miss the 80s neon aesthetics. The official stadium of vaporwave.

>>75338757
man I still remember driving down Grand Central Parkway near Laguardia and looking out the window for the neon lights on

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>robles

Close one!

>>75336114
this logo is comfy af

>>75338870
Me too man. It was magical as a child.

i left the room to take a shit. come back to see robles fucking everything up again.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Awww i really wanted Robles to throw some more meatballs

SMOKED

gonna smoke a bowl for smoker, good job

dude weed lmao

smoked

more RISP :/ fuck this garbage

smoker surprisingly saves the day. why the fuck did they put robles in anyway? to go after a specific handed batter or something?

>>75339147
bullpen is fried, they have to use him

Josh Smoker has a great baseball name like Buster Posey.

Eflin out for god knows what reason..

oh shit someone on the field.

madman

>that spinning billboard
way to get people to actually look at the ads

lel

whats all this about 'banned permanently'. how would they know if they ever come back? do they have eye scanners or some shit?

>>75339467

run onto the field and find out

odoobz

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terry what the fuck are you doing

Why is this game going so slow?

It's only the 7th and it's 9:30

>>75339662
they're trying to keep people in the stadium longer so they buy $60 mets hoodies from the mlb shop to stay warm.

>>75339662
Lots of full counts

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On Shea stadium:

"Shea cracked two champagne bottles on the side of the stadium -- one filled with water from the Harlem River, the other from the Gowanus Canal, representing the neighborhoods fled by the Giants and Dodgers -- and Shea Stadium was open for business."

>the new lefrak city ad in the back

my sister lives there. its still a shithole. they upgraded the entrance. still riddled with rats

>>75339772
Nah that's god tier. The mets use the colors of the Dodgers and Giants, the uniform styles as well. Shea was based

>that routine
now we know why Mini Pizza is so fucked up. dude is strange

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i wonder if TdA has OCD

>le gold glove man

good to see him back
now we'll have to squish 5 outfielders in 3 spots

>>75339991
"i need exactly 30 blueberries!!!"

maybe. baseball guys are habitually ocd. they call it "quirky". it's just straight up ocd.

of course the bullpen is amazing when our offnese TOTALLY FUCKING SHITS THE BED

>>75339991
TDA looks like the quiet kid who sits in the back of the class and has speech issues

>>75340095
A little too handsome for that. His attractiveness would have forced interaction throughout most of his life. He's also not hot enough that people would be intimidated. Though he could be a late bloomer.

>>75340090
>gets shut down by superior pitching
ftfy

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>>75340090

They're just not good. We have to accept that.

>>75340265
Elfin pitched great tho, fuck why couldn't he just have control earlier

take him out you senile fuck

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dammit salad get it together.

>REYES

you have to be fucking kidding me.

>>>>>>>>REYES

clean out your locker, José

B E N C H R E Y E S
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lol that was funy

This is the worst timeline

Reyes should be beaten by his wife

>>75340030
Some kind of advanced autism most likely. He probably shit posts here from the dugout.

Ron's so right about Galvis. You lazy fucking spic

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>Luis Castillo PTSD triggered

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>1st and 3rd
>2 outs

GEE, I WONDER IF THE PHILLIES WILL GET AN OUT

fuggggg

>>75340493
kek

wew lad

JERRY JERRY JERRY

Fucking Reyes this is all on him, and Terry to a lesser extent

clearly over the orange line. overturn that shit.

>>75340691
Fuck off tripcuck you umballed your way out of that AB, the second pitch was a clear strike

Man i hate galvis right now

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>Reyes

>Reyes is still an everyday player

I love you but this shit has to stop.

>>75340716
Ron even said it was low, fucking kill yourself. The ump's been crap all night

getting very bored of the possibility of extra innings

>mlb eliminates phisical throws to the plate to intentionally walk batters to save time from games
>almost every other game is extra innings this season

>>75340766

>implying the Phils bullpen won't allow a run in the next two innings

>>75340824
they'd better

>>75340824
Neris ain't allowing a run

>>75340766
Granderson idea for a HR derby shootout after the tenth makes makes perfect sense.

>>75340758
he said the second pitch you derp. 2-0 instead of 1-1 completely fucked that at bat and it was a clear strike

The pitch you are thinking of was ball 3 that made it a full count

>>75340886
>10th
No, the 15th. 1 extra inning is retarded. 1.5 games declares a tie that needs a shootout.

Nasty splitter

>>75339950
Have you ever seen the Gowanus canal? It killed a dolphin.

>>75341011
You are right. It is better.

>>75341098
Have you ever seen Shea Stadium? It's perfect. 750 ML smashed onto an inanimate object triggering you is beyond pathetic.

lol Gary fucking hates Herrera

>herrera
sit down, loser

Man Herrera's antics haven't been working out tonight

dat quick pitch.

he mad.

Who's gonna walk it off tonight lads

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>>75341581
snooki

Mets dont play with my heart tonight.

dudawalk

>>75341688
>NYPOST: CITIFIELD HAS RAT INFESTATION

I'm with the nip scribbles guy. Just end this shit. Tired of false hope. We don't have an elite bullpen like the Marlels.

at least reyes can still run

ALMOST PREMATURELY >REYESED

You lucky bastard, Jose.

wow reyes got lucky as fuck.

meme play

Reyes really needs to sit down

I was gonna say Reyes has had a nightmare of a game but then I remembered dat double

This is the goofiest fucking game for Reyes tonight

>>75341819
inb4 he scores the winning run

Reyes needs to ride the bench for several games after nearly making that last out. Wilmer can actually swing the bat.

>>75341821
this is like the cycle of sucking

>>75341821
i'm starting to think he's been chugging beers, not gatorade in his cup.

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Extra innings lets go.
ITT: average mets fans

Mets only exist because the owner of Dodger wasn't comfortable moving 13 miles north to Queens but was totally okay with moving the Dodgers 3,000 miles to L.A.

It begins

>>75341931
Tuck in boys and get comfy extra baseball

>mests

Saunders baserunning wew

good, end this shit early. can't waste the bullpen this soon in the series

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>these base hits

this game has me triggered

JIMMY STATUS:
[_] Unrustled
[X] Rustled

that's probably it

IT'S

something

blow up this pen

the fact that montero is still on this team sickens me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gotta admit, phil's pitching was good tonight. but fuck reyes and fuck robles and fuck montero.

My Rangers won tonight so I'm okay

>>75342176
this is a game the mets had won. pathetic showing this week

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LOL

>mest

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NOO

Pathetic, Phillies tripcuck you can gloat

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>this game

Your defense has been worse than ours today. Impressive

>>75342198

>gloating before the game is over

I swear, if you fucking jinx this

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Velma dance of good luck for the mets.

>Marikafags

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this is assrape at this point.

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Oh lord this is great. Haven't had this much fun since the Nats game

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Let it end

Fuck this shit

GG philthy phillies.

in september, when the Mets are in last place in the division, we'll all be talking about how that dropped pop fly by Reyes was where everything all went so wrong

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As Darling said, this "protect the pitchers" shit is killing the Mets and losing them games. If they're that injury prone then they will break regardless of the babying, the 100 pitch meme is so fucking cancerous and literally is what causes the injuries, due to pitch limits weakening young pitchers' arms.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Barring a tragedy, this is a nice win! GG Mets!

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EAT SHIT METS "FANS"

LET ME PUT $20 ON EVERY METS FAN LEAVING THIS THREAD


BANDWAGON FUCKING LOSERS

>>75342505
i'm still here fuckface

say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>75342505
here till the end philthy fag.

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This game would've been over a while ago if this mofo was here

Inb4 Cespedes grand slam

>>75342505
Still here cunt, I'll make a paypall for you. Oh wait you're a Philadelphia fan, you'd pay someone to welsh on a bet

>swinging before you have a strike in this situation
FUCKING NIGGERS
>Catching a ball where there's a collision
KILL ME

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>>75342505
Right here baby

whos pitchin tomorrow. i know VV should be schedule for us

>>75342644
i think gsellman.

>>75342644
>>75342644
Gsellman

>>75342505
still here.

it hurts but i can take it. otherwise i'd be a yankuck

well gg guys. see you tomorrow. time to drink myself into a blackout again. woot.

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Why does it hurt? Gg

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PHILS WIN PHILS WIN

gg mets hopefully the game is under 4 hours tomorrow

>>75342634
>>75342588
>>75342554
>>75342550
>getting reverse psychology'd by a genius Phillies fan

Dumb New Yorkers, I've been making you stay here the WHOLE time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GG phils enjoy it while you can
>15/18

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>no sweep this time

GG Mets

>>75342720
You don't know Mets fans if you think we wouldn't be here anyways