More bad news for Carmelo Anthony, who is allegedly separated

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This is good news, now he can join the bulls next year and be part of the washed up superstar dynasty

As if Melo gives A FUCK

He'll still be raking in millions and is now free to beat up on any fresh young pussy he wants.

>>75320557
so why do these idiot millionaires get married in the first place?

this always puzzles me

>>75320409
>La La

He married the worst Teletubby

>La La

How high was her mom when she was born

>>75320409
Karmelo has a big belly.No wonder that she dumped him lmao

He supposedly got a stripper pregnant.

hope this gets him to want to leave

>>75320573

Because they're human, and thus submit to their natural desires since most humans are incapable of being fully aware and in control of their instincts.

>>75320573
Melo got married because he's a publicity whore and thinks people like him for reasons other than basketball, he married a semi-famous "celeb" in La La to try and keep him relevant in the celeb gossip scene.

Everything is about image to Melo.

>>75321821

>Everything is about image to Melo

Then why the fuck does he look like a fucking icebag? This guy is a fucking professional basketball player and he looks like he hasnt picked up a weight in 10 years with them skinny ass arms and fat neck. As soon as he retires he's gonna look like a fucking trainwreck and La La knows this is coming sooner than later due to him being a meme volume shooter who hasnt won shit im the NBA but a bunch of popularity contests (read All Star games)

Is Phil Jackson behind all this?

Wouldn't surprise me if he's the one behind the scenes pulling the strings to get Lala to divorce him and getting that stripper pregnant. He's trying so hard to get him to leave New York this is obviously his doing

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>leave La La to me

>stays in nyc for wife
>she leaves him

JUST

>>75320409

YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE.

>>75320409
Depending on if he signed a prenup or not this could actually be the best news he's had in years.

>>75324525

I doubt he did get a prenup. And if he really cheated on her with a stripper the prenup would likely get thrown out.