/rug/ - Crush Their Brit Manpussies Edition

*sings lions song*

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1st for LFWRLABM

>>75317106
That's a nice jersey

Rugby.

>>75317279
>stealing BSK memes
Disgusting 2bh.

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>>75317106
Trash thread.
No games listed.
Coles would tell you that he isn't upset, he just thought you were capable of more than this.

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AB's aren't that great, Lions will definitely do better than most cunts on here assume 2bh

Fuck Wellington.

hi

landers will win it all

>>75317575
This I reckon.

It will be 2-1 with two close games and one blowout.

>>75317575
they'll will be shit in the first game like they always are but scratch a win with some meme overtime try or some refball

second match will be a blowout by 30 or so

third will be closer

some of the regional matches are gonna be hilarious

>they have to play the blues, crusaders and highlanders within a week

>>75317575
Who knows 2bh.
Nothing wrong with a bit of youthful bluster.

>>75317377
It's your job to get this bad boy to 500 by Friday then you big crybaby.

how would YOU deal with barrett chipping kicks over your fat forwards every time he gets the ball?

>>75318173
Probably put a monster shot on him. Get yellow carded but send him to hospital.

>>75318251
Another Barrett just stepped in to take his place. Now what?

>>75318173
I'd lure him into an illegal knock-down at a breakdown right in front of the sticks and get him carded. Again.

>>75318150
No one is crying, there is just a slight smell of disappointment about.

What's your starting xv for both the lions and abs the upcoming tour lads?

>>75318412
Now you know how your parents feel.

>>75318515
Damn...

>>75318515
R E K T
E
K
T

>>75318482
cumguzzlers front row + coles
whitelock and retallick
read cane kaino + ardie
smith/poorenara cant go wrong with either
barrett
speedy coconuts + duffy
ben smith

>>75318515
What an outright savage lmao

Mike "Poo" Brown
kek

>>75318630
Just read this post.

>>75318630
just read this post

>>75318630
Good post

>>75318630
had a look at this post lads

Blues should've won that game. Still seething lads.

>>75318630
really glad I read this post

>>75318630
Net lees na hierdie boodskap

>>75318714
>*click* *whistle* n'ooga booga hoho
What did he mean by this

will kill myself if Launchbury isn't in

Gatland's a cunt

>>75318630
lads

>>75318732
Fingers crossed m8.

>>75318726
Are you really so dumb that you cannot derive that that was Afrikaans and not an African language?

1. M Vunipola
2. Best
3. Cole
4. Launchbury
5. Itoje
6. Stander
7. Warburton
8. Vunipola
9. Murray
10. Sexton
11. Daly
12. Farrell
13. Joseph
14. Nowell
15. Hogg

>>75318763
can anyone translate this for me? Must be some weird tribal dialect, google translate isn't picking anything up

>>75318787
He said he'll finger you in the shower.

>>75318787
He said he just likes to throw and catch the rugby ball

>>75318801
really inspiring stuff, bless his malnourished heart :)

>>75318801
kekd softly

>>75318801
With that sort of attitude I can't see him making the Springboks.

>>75318772
1. M Vunipola
2. George
3. Furlong
4. Launchbury
5. Itoje
6. POM
7. Warburton
8. Vunipola
9. Murray
10. Sexton
11. Daly
12. S. Williams
13. Henshaw
14. L. Williams
15. Hogg

>>75318830
o- oh- okay

I'll take your word for it on Best and POM over Stander.
Is Stander just a meme?

Can understand Henshaw at 13 and L Williams at 14, my homerism was really shining through with those.

I couldn't leave out Farrell though, need 2 10s on the pitch

Reminder that 3 of the 4 Lions nations are ranked in the world top 5, and there can be NO excuses for losing a single game in NZ.

Check out this game-changing post lads.
>>75318972

>>75318959
Sure there's an excuse

Gatland's picking the team

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>Rugby.

Reminder that Gatland is an elite coach and Wales literally fell apart without him. He cannot and must not be used as an excuse for not winning EVERY game in NZ.

>>75318977
/hoc/ doesn't seem too bad, looks like they've got at least one resident tranny.

>>75319008
>not shitposting in hoc
casual

>>75319001
Based Graham lost his tour to Aussie, and no one can use having an elite NZ coach as an excuse for a losing tour

>>75319047
I half baked this post.
I was meant to say that Gatland won his Aussie lions tour after the comma

>>75319008
no he's some chinktripfag from vancouver who pretended to be a chick because no one gave him (You)s

>>75319008
>not (You)ing a cross-board Rugby. post
Freshies out 2bh.

>>75319063
Sounds as desperate for attention as shitspouter

Gender reassignment surgery when?

Just bummed my Chinese bf Statsy AMA

>no blues to meme pick this round
might actually have a good one lads

hello /rug/
i play rugby but i have zero fucking clue about anything that actually goes on
where can i go as /aleaf/ to learn more about what im actually doing

>>75319206
just watch all black highlights lad
its all there

>>75319214
No he meant the sport not porno catagories

>>75318726
>He can't tell the difference between muscular elite Afrikaans and Swahili

Fucking hell mate. That's embarrassing. Is it really so hard for you to identify languages that don't have 4 a's and an apostrophe per word?

>>75319214
i am watching some highlight reels
never before has my fat ass been grateful for playing hooker

>>75319247
Your mum played hooker last night, son.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MLqpw_uKyds
please watch our sport

>>75319293
who was in the wrong here?

>>75319293
jesus that is an old video.

i miss the old NHL

>>75319230
I obviously knew he was speaking Afrikaans you utter dolt, also they don't speak swahili in South Africa, they speak other bantu languages like Xhosa and Zulu
I was making some "light hearted banter".

>>75319310
The one who knocked the guy out, he started the fight. Fighting will get you a penalty, but the refs only try to break it up if it's not "proper", i.e. they both have gloves on or there are more people trying to get in on the fight

>>75319326
>implying that wasn't payback for the savard hit

it's matt fucking cooke, come on

>>75319293
I like watching the fights.
As for the game itself, cant see the puck 2bh.

>>75319329
Hey now, I didn't say he didn't deserve it. You've just gotta break it down to the essentials for Aussies to understand.

>>75319338
how
do you have shit eyesight or something, it's not hard to see a black object moving across a white background

>>75319338
Part of the fun is getting really drunk and screming whener you think your favorite player/2nd or 3rd cousin has the puck

Rugby

>>75319338
yeah it probably sucks not being able to watch on cable, but it's pretty obvious where the puck is by gauging the players' movements

>>75319317
>I was "merely pretending to be retarded"

Go back to literally anywhere else, put your trip back on and stay there, you absolute faggot.

>>75319346
They literally need to put a siren on the goal to let people know when someone scores because the puck is so hard to see.

Hockey is in the probably fun to play but shit for spectators basket.

>>75319346
My black object will move across your white backside in a minute.

>>75319356
It's like watching soccer played with a tennis ball.

>>75318870
If Standers carrying is negated he doesn't offer as much elsewhere as other players

POM or Robshaw offer more and with Warburton and Vunipooloo I think it's a better balanced backrow

Cops came round to interview me this evening for my gun licence lads, thought he was angling to stay for dinner he was here so long.

>>75319458
The lad that interviewed me had a nice long chat. He was a nice bloke so I didn't mind at all. My flatmate offered him a plate and a beer.

are NZfags all cokeheads like straya? might just be the bars I go to

t. San Diego

>>75319462
I'm going to nz to go snowboarding in July, will I need to get my guns registered before wearing a singlet?

>>75319478
based walkie

>>75319463
more likely to find ecstasy

>>75319463
Pills, weed, meth and speed 2bh.

>>75319478
No air rifles are fine here lad

>>75319478
If you're an Australian in a singlet in the South Island in July, you've got bigger things to worry about 2bh.

Rúgbi

>>75319462

This guy was old school ex AOS and had heaps of war stories for the flatties.

>>75319612
Yeah last time I was there I got the clap pretty bad.

>>75319709
>shagging islanders
lad...

>>75319709
Hamilton ay?

>>75319709
>Having sex with island niggers
You really didn't think this through did you

>>75319631
Lions or ABs?

>>75319721
Ben Smith introduced me to them and said they were friends of his and asked them to show me a nice time "or else".

Such a nice boy that Ben smith.

>>75319743
Were you in Queenstown or wanaka? I hear he dumps the bodies in lake wakatipu

>>75319743
Haha jokes on you, Ben Smith is a total racist and doesn't associate with "darkies"

>>75319743
you were meant to kill them not fuck them

>>75319733
ABs. Leões' fate is to be bonus team for SH

>>75318772
1. McGrath
2. Owens
3. Furlong
4. Launchbury
5. Itoje
6. Warburton
7. Tipuric
8. Vunipola
9. Murray
10. Sexton
11. Williams
12. Farrell
13. Henshaw
14. North
15. Hogg
16. George
17. Vunipola
18. Sinckler
19. AWJ
20. Stander
21. Webb
22. Daly
23. Seymour

>>75319800
You may stay.

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>11 Welsh players are penned for the Lions

>>75320044
>Hackland

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>>75245658
>>75245771

Soz I was at Newlands when I read this (and wept that the mighty Free State Cheetahs threw away a lead) and for some reason I cant post from my phone.

Lei means lead/guide/leader which we dont use in this circumstance - it is voorsprong (head start) that we use.

Sorry it bothered me now for a couple of days so just wanted to clarify it.

>>75320044
well they are the number 8 team in the world lad

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>you now remember Radike Samo

https://youtu.be/hmD0CYyq6uQ

>>75320044
jeez that Scotland-England game really tanked it for the Scots. They went to having as many as 8-9 tourists possibly going to probably only 1 or 2.

And ironically, three of the English players that were most integral to that hammering (Launch, Ford, Joseph) might not get picked either.

>>75320282
If the rumours are true, then I'm hoping that there are more Welsh players so that other home nations don't get fucked over by injuries and fatigue.

Loins are going to get embarassed by C-string Super Rugby teams too.

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Is the Lions tour over yet?

>>75320291
A shrunken Radike Samo is how I imagine you look, subhuman coloured.

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>Snap election in less than two months
>It's going to be a tory landslide

FUCK

橄榄球。

>>75320931
Maybe if Labour stop pushing literal anti white communists into leadership, they'll be electable.

>>75320931
good, fuck those cucks and fuck you

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>>75321327
>hating True Labour

>>75321327
>>75321337
>Implying I like Corbyn

>>75321397
Corbyn is human garbage and you should kill yourself for supporting him

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>>75321421
>not supporting him

>>75321444
Attlee would spit in Corbyn's face if they ever met, just like any decent person would

>>75321453
What is "decency" for thou?

>>75321468
Manners, respect, dignity, and hatred for egocentric dinosaur shits who're killing British democracy

>>75321488
>hatred for egocentric dinosaur shits who're killing British democracy
But these ones are ruling the country since 1979 and surely Corbyn isn't one of them

>>75321506
Corbyn is killing it by making this country a one-party state. Labour are dead, the Conservatives are going to walk every election for 10-20 years because of this, and that means they're going to go off the deep end.

>>75321526
Labour is jedi and Corbyn is Luke Skywalker

>>75321444
> rating Attllee

A man that tried to implement a socialist paradise bordering on communism. All policies he implemented only doable because of a huge loan from the USA, with most of the policies failing. A true hero spending a capitalist economies money. His greatest achievement was holding back his far left cabinet from taking over long enough for the conservatives to regain power.

>>75321538
>>75321506
>>75321468
I used to like you Brazilbro but Corbyn is a fucking joke.

1. People in this country have a deep hatred of socialism. Blair only won because he embraced big business

2. Corbyn has so much shit he lost a LABOUR SAFE SEAT BY ELECTION. You have to be physically trying to do that.

Screencap this, conservative majority by at least 75

LOINS BOIS

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For me, it's Tommy Seymour

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For me, it's Tommy Mememore

>>75322001
>All policies he implemented only doable because of a huge loan from the USA
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*

*farts*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

brexit can't come soon enough i swear. enjoy muslims immigrants replacing your romanians and polacks you fucking tory swine.

>>75321538
He's more like Anakin, but unintentionally

>>75323264
but thats right you fucking mong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-American_loan

>>75323866
Little did we know Poostralia are just shit and that series meant nothing.

>>75322001
By 75 over Labour or by 75 over all other parties on aggregate?

>>75324048
Yeah but would you say any team in the world atm bar nz is anything but "shit"

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Australasian combinated team excursioning on NH when?

>>75324048
We knew that before the tour had even started.

>>75324122
>team ends up being the ABs anyway

if you're not brit, you're a shit

>>75324489
Are you from Campo do Brito?

>>75324529
uhhh yes?

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kiwis are up.

>>75320044
>based Wazza Gatland destroying Lions for the inside

I made a Southern Lions for fun:

1. Mtawarira (RSA)
2. Coles (NZ)
3. Herrera (ARG)
4. Retallick (NZ)
5. Etzebeth (RSA)
6. Kaino (NZ)
7. Hooper (AUS)
8. Higginbotham (AUS)

9. Perenara (NZ)
10. Sanchez (ARG)
11. Habana (RSA)
12. Foley (AUS)
13. Lineart-Brown (NZ)
14. B. Smith (NZ)
15. B. Barrett (NZ)

>>75327032
Why can't we see a team like this vs the Lions once every 4 years. Fkn epic.

Reports suggest Jaime Roberts to be named in squad

just kill me now family

>>75328949
fucking lul, gatland crashing this plane with absolutely no survivors

What part of New Zealand are you lads from? I'm from Tipa'rari meself.

>>75327032
>Higginbotham
>foley at 12
>Sanchez over Barrett
>Habana not having been over the hill for at least 5 years

Wew lad

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>>75330480
>9. Youngs
>10. Sexton
>11. Kearney
>12. Roberts
>13. Davies
>14. North
>15. Halfpenny

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>10 Farrell
>12 Roberts
>13 Te'o

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outta my way fucking form player shits

https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/665cn2/a_journey_into_gatlands_mind/

Lads they're stealing our memes

>>75332561
>literally ends with "welcome to /rug/"
shameless

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>>75332561
>welcome to /rug/

>>75332561
Seeing it on normiebook in 3 days now lads

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How does he keep getting away with it lads?

>>75333318
>RugbyOnslaught: HILARIOUS animation reveals Gatland's OBSESSION with Wales star

>>75333928

Facebook rugby pages are just cancer.

Facebook in general is cancer I suppose

>>75334164
People are cancer

>>75334262

Cancer is literally cancer

>>75328949
Good lord I'll have a good old laugh if that actually happens, followed by a less good old cry.

>>75327032
>Hooper

It's like you don't want a 7 in your team.

>>75335397
It'd be worse than anything Woodward did in 05. I'm a Wales fan and actually like Roberts but he's been Brad Barritt-tier since 2014. Apart from a brief spell of form in the 2016 6 Nations he's not deserved a place in even the Wales team for about 3 years.

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Stuff's comments section is truthbomb central.

More potential leaks I see of the lions squad the funnier it is.
>no launchbury
>no joseph
>no grays
>roberts

>>75336217

>earls

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>Earls being considered ahead of Seymour

>>75336323
lol What

>>75336323
Wazza has to be having a laugh. K can just imagine the glee he felt during the Eng-Sco game as he finally had one match he could use to cross a bunch if Scottish names off the list

>>75336323
If he does get in at least we will get some more funny classic earls moments.

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>>75332561
protect the avoposting

>>75337252
im actually hoping he goes now

this is going to be an hilarious clusterfuck

>>75337252
like scoring a brace in the 3rd test to win them the tour.

turns out it was gatlan propagating earls hate on the internet for years in an effort to foster a reaction just at the right moment.

Gatlan's mind games never cease to amaze me.

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>>75337444
Either way we have a good time of it.

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>>75337290
Protect the purity of kiwi genetics
>>75337304
He has the experience needed too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0yRPlA8bO8

What I've been saying for months lads, if read gets injured we have a chance

https://streamable.com/l441g

Hmm he's got a point you know.

https://thaicastle.co/2017/04/18/dan-carters-advice-to-first-home-buyers-become-all-blacks/

>>75337671
Some of the kiwis here don't seem to rate read whatsoever.

>>75337778
Cant say I've noticed that senpai, seems everyone loves Read

A lot aren't happy with Cane ahead of Todd and Dixon and Squire as the guys getting groomed for 6/8 (I'm pretty sure Dixons gonna get dropped). If $BW gets picked there's gonna be some angry avos. James Lowe should have really been capped by now too but wingers are easier to cover in general.

>>75337938
Lowe has committed his future to Ireland

>>75337961
Im well aware m8 Im saying he should have been capped last year for the sake of utility apart form anything else. He can play either wing and full back as offensively or defensively as you like

>>75337778
I don't rate him much as a captain. And I think that he was playing a lot better before Coles came along and took a lot of the wide-ranging forward role. Read was fantastic when he was always sitting around out wide and playing in support.

>>75337778
He hasn't been the same since he got like 5 concussions in a row

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>>75338273
Man rugby would be such a perfect sport without the high attrition rate. Such a shame.
Weight restrictions for player when?

>>75338408
Difference between forwards and backs serves for something

>>75338408
stop being jelly brained cucks and take those hits

Scotland

Will have no lions representation

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>>75332561
How are they getting away with it?

>>75338408
>Etzebeth looking for his next fight.jpg

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>>75338408
etzebeth does have some kino shots

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>>75340923
>Taking-out-the-Trash.jpg
That look of indignatione on the scots face.

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>>75341259
>you will never grab Etzebeth's dick

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>>75341318
Parisse living the dream

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lads, we need to convert disillusioned soccer fans to /rug/.

>>75337778
hes past his prime

he was GOAT playing second fiddle to mccaw but now hes anonymous

either coles or smith should have the captaincy

>>75342848
Nah, fuck those limp wristed faggots.

>>75330670
As expected, you completely missed the point.
Fuck off and never reply to my posts again.

Where's gentleben's gatland meme when you need it?

/rug/ is not ir/relevant/

HAHAHA Cal Wilson's career on suicide watch after having to blame "sexual" assault schoolboy rugby players some 35 years after it happened.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11841263

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The selection, Warren.

>>75345416
>the guilty feminist
DROPPED

is lydia ko my gf yet?

>>75345459

Sounds like you're the one who needs to wake up m80

>>75345487
i wake up with tfw no lydia ko gf every day

>>75345587

She's ugly even for an asian, you utter spoon.

>>75345607
You shut your filthy mouth

>>75345607
you're ugly mate
ugly inside

>>75345712
>>75345720

Butthurt asians detected.

>>75345773

Careful m8, they now run NZ and are our glorious chink overlords.

>>75345773
t. Snaggletoothed pommy permavirgin

>>75345812

Nice /nrl/ meme

T-MINUS 2 HOURS YOU STUPID FUCKS

>>75345823
Whatever you say, you total fucking disgrace.

>>75344678
The point of the Lions is to take a NH dream team to the SH and play ehat used to be the worlds top 3 teams. Your team is a joke.
Ben Smith on the wing, Hooper in the team, Foley at 12. I think you missed the point of your post too laddy.

Point 1 to the BI Lions

Their chips are better than the All Blacks ones

>Warburton officially Lions captain

it's over before it's even begun lads

>Captain Warbs
Literally CANNOT make this shit up

So what I'm getting is that the provincial team will beat the BI lions

>>75346216
will be tough without their all blacks

canes will be gutted
crusaders will be gutted
queefs will be alright
landers will be alright mostly
blues will be literally unchanged except kaino

>>75346216
Welsh Lions

Hope no Munster players are selected and will be rooting for NZ. These tours need to stop or we need to pull out of them, complete waste of time.

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>>75346226
>without their all blacks
They are released for Crusaders and Blues super rugby sides , however I was talking about the Provincial XV side.

>>75346270
Agree desu

How will YOU celebrate 4/20?

>>75346284
Like every other Thursday

>>75346270
Should have called this truthbomb in ahead, someone coulda doyd

>>75346284
>using amerilard dating system

>>75346284
On the 4th of Twentytember?
Let me check my space diary.

I got my head kicked in the last time the Loins toured here in NZ lads, will it happen again do you think?

>>75346371
did two maurys viciously assault you at a ruck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQSc1sp4dE

will barrett have his magnum opus this tour?

>>75346371
Yeah if I see you.

>>75346376

Na lad, got jumped from behind by three niggers and they went to town on me, fortunately a puffer jacket saves the body but not the face, still wear the scars from when they went for my eyes.

>>75346408

Looking forward to it. Eden Park third test, on the promenade above block 406. Looking forward to seeing how you bleed.

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>Na lad, got jumped from behind by three niggers and they went to town on me
trip on lol

>>75346186
>>75346204
He's the best candidate. Was arguably the best flanker in the 6N and none of the other leadership candidates are guaranteed a starting place.

>>75346462
He was having a miserable season, his team finished 5th and while he did better than expected in the Six Nations he didn't make the team of the tournament. Stander was the best 6 in the tournament and few would disagree.

Where will you be when you see the Loins go 0-10?

>>75346480
Delighted and posting online suggestions for the Lions to be disbanded.

>>75346480
dead from laughter lad

>>75346474
>meme of the tournament
He made 20 or more tackles in almost every game and was very high up in the turnover charts. If you look at the sort of hits he (and Tipuric as well) made they were dominant tackles as well, very rarely giving up any yards. Stander carries incredibly well but I'd take him on the tour as an 8. It's also worth remembering that Warburton manshamed Stander in Cardiff.

>>75346442

Actually only just started posting on here last year, what does "trip on lol" mean?

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>Was arguably the best flanker in the 6N

>>75346480
>yfw Gatland's plan is to bring his outgoing, non-selected Welsh along with English and Irish players to destroy the moral and pick up a few injuries so that they have a chance in the next 6N
He's playing the long game, I tell you. Ireland should be fucking thankful they're probably going to end up with the second least amount of players.

reminder GOATland is an exceptional coach and warburton is a pragmatic pick as captain

>>75346506
If you exclude Italy then a shitty Davies kick was the only reason why the home team didn't win at home every time. The 6N is a broken format, everyone manshames everyone at home.

>>75346512
>I don't actually watch rugby
The Welsh flankers were world class, it's just the coaching and a lot of the rest of the team that were shit.

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>doesn't captain his club
>doesn't captain his country
>pushed out of his regular position by a better 7
Ladies and gentlemen, your lions captain, Sam 'Just Pad My Career Up Gatland' Warburton

Get in here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjnzYVvD8Lg&feature=youtu.be

Is it worth staying up to shitpost or should we let them burn themselves?

>>75346532
>The Welsh flankers were world class
>That's why Wales got dominated by England, Scotland and France

>>75346539
11 aint that late lad

>>75346522
>pragmatic
he's incredibly injury prone

unless the idea is he's actually not meant to play then it's machiavellian from fatland

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>>75346535
I forgot he even had a club, he plays so seldom and is always minding himself when he does. I have no idea how the Welsh public and union tolerates Cardiff being so shit for so long given the players they've had.

>>75346551
>Gentle tap to the head 5 minutes into the first test
>Goes into a coma
>lifetime bans for half the NZ team

Gatland does it again

>>75346548
>flankers are the only players on the pitch
The English back row was comprehensively outplayed by the Welsh. The English tight 5 were much better than the Welsh though

>>75346548
Sometimes it won't cover how shit the rest of the team is... and dominated by england and france? come on now

>>75346563
>banning half the barbarians
why family

>>75346568
Can't disagree with this. But one half-decent game against the English doesn't make the Welsh the best.

>>75346556
Welsh nationalism when it comes to rugby is as insufferable as Scottish nationalism in general. Taffies are great outside of that.

>>75346580
>manshames the Irish back row
>both put up 20+ tackle counts against the French
The Welsh back row actually only had one bad half in the tournament, the second half against Scotland.

I don't know how to feel about this team launch tbah.

>>75346598
>manshames the Irish back row
They didn't at all, games officiated by Wayne Barnes just typically turn the breakdown into a sludge. We have a lower than 20% winrate in games where Barnes is ref, we always expected to lose that game when that was announced.

>>75324122
Happens every year already

>>75346651
>>They didn't at all, games officiated by Wayne Barnes just typically turn the breakdown into a sludge.
As an Englishman, I can confirm. He's a pretty shiitty ref. I like his character, but his officiating is inconsistent at the best of times.

>>75346651
Yes they did. That was the key battle of the game where Wales had the upper hand, although the expected Irish tight 5 dominance never materialised either. Stander was the only Irish loose forward to make an impression.

2 minutes until seething butthurt

Hoping we keep the coloured lads to a minimum.

>>75346651
I don't know how Wayne Barnes gets away with it. It's like that Hugh Dallas football referee up in Scotland who gave Rangers a penalty in every game and Celtic a red card in every game for about a decade. Twas like a second potato famine.

I'm pretty sure New Zealanders hate Barnes too.

>>75346689
Chop tackling big runners is hardly manshaming the players, its manshaming the tactics if anything for selecting 2 big carriers and the liability Heaslip instead of a balanced backrow. Schmidt only discovered in the final game that POM-SOB-Stander was our best backrow as it gave us a lineout jumper and someone good on the deck as well as the powerful carriers.

>>75346746
They weren't chop tackling, they were actually tackling the torso mostly. Did you watch the game?

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>12PM

>>75346744
i'd retire wayne barnes if i saw him on the street

Roberts-Davies axis confirmed

NZ on crashballicide watch

>>75346744
There are very few good refs, JP Doyle is another complete shitter. I like Owens and Garces but there's only so many of those.

>>75346771
TOUR CANCELLED GATLAND'S FUCKED IT

stream not starting bois

Fucken enjoying having potato nigger flags blocked lads.

Skip this bullshit and get on with it

>>75346776
imagine the memes if we lose

everyone will be crashballing

here we go

Farrell senior is fucking huge
Always pictured him as a manlet

LIVE BOYZ

STREAM WHERE

>>75346823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjnzYVvD8Lg

>>75346815
He's 6'4

>I'd like to take this moment to suck some corporate cock

GET ON WITH IT

BIGGS BOYZ

BIGGAR HAHAHAHAHAHA


WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

>Halfpenny
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>JJ is in
OPEN GAME NOW BOIZ

>Joseph

OH SHIT

>0.5P
FFFFUUUUUUU

Backs:
Biggar
Daly
J. Davies
Farrell
Halfpenny
Henshaw
Hogg
Joseph
Murray
North
Nowell
Payne
Sexton
Seymour
Te'o
Watson
Webb
Williams
Youngs

>Bigger
>Halfpenny
>North

Fucking lmao

YES SANJAY

>Te'o

jesus christ

>Failetau

just pushed out a massive mike brown lads

>AWJ

Garland isn't even hiding it LMAO

BLACK'D

>>75346878
I hope it blocks your shiitter

>Moriarty
really?

>Neither Gray

WEW

>Moriarty
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Marler. Fucking hell. And no Grays. Fuck this lads

>All these literal who welshmen

why did I expect anything better

*walks over this team*

>no blue hat

FFS

Not bad actually apart from Te'o. Grays got shafted.

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>mfw my rugbyfu never has anything good happen to him

>2 Scots

He actually did the absolute fucking madman

Forwards:
Best
Cole
>Faletau
Furlong
George
Henderson
Itoje
Wyn Jones
Kruis
Lawes
Marler
McGrath
Moriarty
O'Brien
O'Mahony
Owens
Sinckler
Stander
Tipuric
M. Vunipola
B. Vunipola
Warburton (c)

>>75346907
It's a good side. Not the best they could have named but there's potential for a series-winning side there.

>>75346916
he literally got named you fool

>>75346907

>literal who welshmen

You dont watch rugby do you?

>Grays get fucked
>No Dunbar and no Russell because of literally one game
fucking LOL

>>75346930
>This delusion

top kek, lucky to get within 10 points in any of the tests

shit I was on the toilet doing some british and irish lion's hopes of winning a single game during this tour, what did I miss?

>>75346930
Put your phone away Gatland you're on stream

>>75346918
Jonny deserves to be in. I don't rate many Scottish players, but he's pretty solid as a player.

fucking Henderson over either Gray brother. What a fucking joke.