BATTLE OF THE REPUBLICS

>this is record attendance for the f@gs

This thread is very well hidden

glad to see gomez finally get a hit

>>75314518
>>75314614
>>75314663
Count the 27 rings bitches.

>>75314663
glad to see ur finally joining us again

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>20 pitches
>no outs

Sixth for """""right hand contusion""""

>>75314518
looks comfy af though

>>75314718
sure wheres the stump

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Let's go A's
Y'all got this

>>75314893
>unironically liking anything from houston
go drink some tang and eat some dippin dots

Fucking odor couldn't even get a fly out into sacrifice depth lol

Need Beltre back so bad. Then lardass can gtfo of cleanup

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>Yellow socks under green stirrups

these new announcers have a bad case of the autisms

Elvis too intelligent

>>75315136
Your autispic.

>>75315136
they just talk way too fucking much

this is a terribly labeled thread.

>>75315229
Wait

>>75315248

>>75315195
not arguing that, but they are the less than good kind
>>75315216
its not even interesting conversation
>you will never hear josh lewin ever again

>>75315229
ur a terribly labeled tripfag

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>>75315276
I miss this so fucking much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmbxT2b3DI

>>75314518
>>75314614
How long do you think it will take before the Rangers finally get the bullpen in order?

>this radio ad
>Elvis trying to pronounce "beneficiary"

qt

>>75315329
No joke, I cant figure out my og password.

>>75315448
there we go

>>75315402
me too bro. literally the voice of my childhood. dad grilling, failing algebra, and josh lewin screaming ballgame gives me nostalgia.
>>75315404
prolly a quarter of the year, then smooth sailing from that point on.

>>75315461
wait

This team is gonna get burned bad eventually by Profar in LF

>>75315470
Ah ha!


So how you do like the rain?

>>75315483
y r u talking to urself

>>75315599
I fixed my Trip, I was talking to you btw about the rain.

>>75315621
i like the rain at the field, in general, and especially in blind melon songs.

>>75315698
its been so weird in california, this rain is crazy, I like rain, but this is a bit much,

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What are you drinking tonight boys?

these 87 mph fastballs racking up the Ks

>>75315738
nothing, I am tempted to get something

what the fuck am i watching

>>75315784
If things take a turn for the worse I can get behind some drinking.

>>75315833
south american immigrants donning elephants on their sleeves getting tussled by cowboys

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>>75315833
I never knew Griffin had this in him.

How will he manage to fuck it all up?

>>75315917
The offense is doing it for him

>>75315956
if its not one thing then its another...

>>75315865
I agree.

>>75316008
Meme magic is dead.

>>75315917
idk but it's nice to see someone in the rotation actually throwing strikes

>>75316054
Strikes, popouts, groundouts, I don't care as long as he keeps it up and pitch count stays down.

That K streak was nice though.

Dubs and Gallo hits a bomb.

>>75316047
Its early in the season, lets see how it plays out and not act like whiny Houston fans

why would anyone wanna live in oakland

Meme magic only works for one team at a time.

Two BB in a row though.
Can Gomez smack a RBI?

>>75316190
MEME MAGIC IS BACK

I WAS WRONG

>>75316245
niggers are moving out

>>75316262
yaaaaaas

>>75316273
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well, What beer should I get?

>>75316245
would much rather live there than SF or SJ desu

>>75316245
Too poor to live in SF teebeeaitch

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>>75316287
root beer, faggot

>>75316305
Not your dad's rootbeer, Eh?

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>>75316310
no
a&w bitch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minute Maid park is still listed as a salt mine on wikipedia

>>75316287
Something uncomplicated with high ABV

Not malt liquor tier unless that's your thing.

>>75316293
>>75316303
>calipoornia
congrats on being the 3rd world country of the west coast

>>75316322
Im in california, I only drink IPA's, I dont drink piss beer.
>>75316320
saved.

Should I add vodka to it?

>>75316335
but I'm in TX

>>75316379
what's the difference?
you're both brown

>>75316379
what town boy

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>>75316321
Ironic,

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tihs fucking game

>>75316389
were are you in West Texas again?

NAPOLI
A
P
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L
I

>>75316335
I was thinking more like bock or a straight pale ale but I can get down with IPA. You like Stone?

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I dedicate this song to you fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

>tfw just imagining how >we're gonna blow it this time

>>75316389
GP

>>75316412
midland

>>75316432
Oops wrong poster
Meant the Bond guy

>>75316456
Sweet, I was born there.

>>75316432
had one of their beers awhile back, was not too big on them. get a bock for the weather yall are having

>>75316472
Stone? I don't see that in my stores.

is it good?

I drink Fall River and sierra nevada.

>>75316478
were you a reb or a bulldog sir

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>>75316493
>"I only drink IPA, no Pisswater for me boys!"
>doesn't know about Stone IPA
kill yourself you dumb hick

>>75316517
Neither, grew up in Dallas, both my parents were in the oil industry. I would have been a Reb if I lived in the house we had in Midland.

>>75316479
I'm in Texas, it's kind of pilsner weather for me.

>>75316493
They're really good, all of their IPAs are great and Arrogant Bastard Ale is one of my go-to drinks. I can get down with a Torpedo or Kellerweis any day though.

>>75316529
I dont see them at Winco or wallmart, where the fuck do I buy it?

>>75316545
The kellerweis hefeweizen is one of my favorites from them. can never find it though.

>>75316548
Any decent beer store really

I get mine at Kroger though

>>75316545
Get the Robert Earl Keen beer

>>75316570
I wish I had a kroger.

>>75316628
its not as good as heb desu

>>75316668
I wish I had your guns.

>>75316668
>tfw living in Texas but too far north for based HEB

Why live?

>Cotton

NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYYYYYE

>>75316694
i only have a shotgun for home defense
>>75316707
>tfw have 2 hebs within a 7 minute drive from my apartment

I have been pleased with Gallo to start this season. Glad he's not chasing every ball

>>75316786
I like the build-up knowing he can go off for a homer any time.

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What's your go to Whataburger order?

Honey bbq chicken strip sandwich with extra honey butter and a shit ton of spicy ketchup with fries and a sweet tea here

>>75316946
Monterey Melt and a Whatachicken

Spicy ketchup on the chicken sandwich

>>75316978
Can't say no to a regular Whataburger with mustard, though.

>>75316999
Trips of truth

>>75316946
#2 with cheese, jalapanoes and I put some picante sauce on the burger as well.

Since I'm stuck in Commie-fornia atm I'm missing Whataburger.

Claudio <3

So are the Rangers pitching well or are the A's bats just bad?

>>75317245
Porque no los dos?

Lowrie literally has lead feet

>>75317274
I'm white you'll have to speak American.

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I'm back to drown my sorrows.

>>75317442
Don't cry

who misses Tejada? I miss Tejada...

Texas fans

Does anyone remember when Tom Grieve wouldthank everyone for the baked goods sent to the press booth?

I miss that. It was maximum comfy.

>>75317528
I think that was mostly during the Lewin days. The golden age of Rangers TV

Now would literally be a good time for Dyson lol

uhhggg


Any of you fags play magic the gathering?

BG

gg oakland, see you tomorrow

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>>75318153