Caps vs. Leafs / Game 3

i heared they added mor HOPS

>laffs

Fuck canada

Go caps

where's the beef

Divide my digits by 3 and you will get the game hero

Niskanen

Marner

Fucking kill yourselves and your families you dumb fuck Laffers

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nth for Ovi wishes he could be this alpha

USA, and more specifically, Washington DC is homosex

>>75313363
Yo fuck America all you guys do is get shot
At the movie
At school
At the mall
Walking home from easter dinner

I'd rather live in Muslim land. You guys kill each other more than they do hahahaha.

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You think Halak is watching this on TV right now?

>>75313386
DC is fucking based

buttman loves the refs this game is rigged to shit every time the cap blow on somebody it's a penalty

>>75313396
nigger detected

Get your picks in here boys.

I got KADRI.

>>75313384
>The face of a man who has drank from the wizened waters of Lord Stanley's Cup multiple times

>>75313404
>giving the leafs a PP is hurting the caps

hi welcome to your first game of hockey friendo

>>75313404
Caps had a 5 on 3 and a power play right next to each other to go up 4-1 and they couldnt do it

>>75313315

God Id fuck his mom

>>75313392
>I'd rather live in Muslim land
Many Muslims country's have little to no crime

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>>75313392
You already live in muslim land Laffer LMAO!!!!! Kill yourself your parents and your siblings you fucking liberal

>>75313423
Based ovi will get the snipe

Lets all go watch an actual good matchup, Nashville and Chicago

>>75313423
Rebound off of Holtby and Brian Boyle burries it

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>>75313404
Stay mad faggot

>>75313392
bombs can kill more than bullets idiot

>>75313423
for me, its nylander

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Kadri: 1
Ovie:1
Boyle :1

Heading to McDonalds lads, what do you guys want?

>>75313500
lol this fucking fag is wearing the same suit tonight

>>75313524
nothing from that shitshack

What is the point of getting to play the 8 seed if they give us a hard series. Ffs

>>75313524
for me, its a McChicken

>>75313540
>craps

>>75313394
He's probably having a drink right now and glad that he isn't facing the caps again

>>75313423
Betcha it's martin

>>75313524
get me an oreo mcfurry, senpai

>kicked off the tv for big brother by my gf again

Do any of you lads remember me from the last time this happened in game 1

feel with me pls

>>75313524
The drunk natives to just STOP coming into the store

>>75313555
cuck

>>75313524
Chicken mcnuggets

>>75313540
how are you not used to this by now kek

Odds: Caps
Evens: Leafs
Dubs: Double OT
Trips+: Career ending injury to a player

>>75313466
>Many Muslims country's have little to no crime

Name them

>>75313524
mcrib

>>75313557
Winnipeg? The Natives in Ontario are barely noticeable

>>75313543
Does someone have the mcchicken anime girl?

rooting for the laffs to win but it's much more fun triggering their fans to be desoo

>>75313503
muh nigga, he's a fuckin keeper if there ever was one

>>75313555
Bro.... Assert your fucking dominance. What is wrong with you dude.

>>75313555
watch on ur phone/computer/laptop/tablet u retard

>>75313524
double quater pounder. medium fry. large coke and 4 nuggets

t. my go to lunch

I have too much anxiety to watch the rest of this game. I'll be checking the box score on the TSN app every once in awhile hoping for a Kadri goal or something

Gl Hf

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>Pens purposely let the Flyers in last year to torture the caps
>Pens purposely let the Leafs in this year to torture the caps

>>75313555
>flag
checks out

>>75313576
Turkey.
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate

>>75313576
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Kuwait
Bahrain
Iran
Azerbaijan
Kazakhstan

>>75313597
nigga thats a lot of food

>>75313607
based

>>75313351
im drunk and this made me laugh SO HARD

>>75313581
Close. Thunder Bay

>>75313576
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Iran, UAE, Oman, Jordan, Lebanon, etc.

>>75313571
I get lulled into a sense of dominance because we are fucking dominant all year. I think they finished the season 14-2-2 or some shit. Total dominance, consistsntly too. Then this shit happens

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>>75313523
Kadri: 1
Ovie:1
Boyle :1
Nylander: 1
Martin :1

Keep em coming homos.

>>75313555
lol im watching on my phone because my wife is having movie night with her son

>>75313597
Dustin is that you?

>>75313524
Mclobster

>>75313607
YOU GUYS COCK BLOCKED MY BOLTS REEEEEEEEEE

>>75313607
Pongs playing 4d chess

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>>75313597
>t.

>>75313477
dubs confirm. My post to end in 8 to further confirm

Last min run to the LCBO, what do you guys want?

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>>75313621
>Saudi Arabia
>Iran
>Quatar
>No crime

You make me laugh you fucking leaf

>>75313621
>>75313632
I'd add Canada to the list desu

>>75313524
Big extra

>>75313627
no its not. i get the medium fry and only 4 nugs. plus its mostly protien

>>75313607
I fucking hate your team so much. Just seeing the logo now gets my blood boiling. STOP STEALING EVERYTHING FROM US REEEE

>>75313652
>my

>>75313444
Right? it does nothing. just two minutes of weeee

>>75313607
As a caps fan I'm beginning to believe this could be true

>>75313665
Why'd you have to ruin it

>>75313669
>alcohol
str8 edgy boi we out here

>>75313671
Toronto is full of retards

>>75313683
"Fire in the hole!" My eyes went wide and I yelped as she farted.... blappppttfffrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffff!! I started twitching as Abby grunted and giggled. As I thrashed she reached back and grabbed my hair. "NOO! Keep your nose up my ass and sniff my nasty farts!" Taylor again grabbed my balls and squeezed gently, but enough to make me know she meant business. Cassie covered her nose. "I give it a 7, but only because of the stink. Mine will be way bigger!" Abby strained again. "Just wait..." I held my breath in anticipation. She made grunting sounds and said, "almost, almost... almost.... oooh, oh god, I feel so sorry for you, I wouldn't even make my CHAIR endure this one..." as I held my breathe, I started to see stars and my lungs ached. Just as I couldn't take it anymore, a long hot burst of steamy rancid air came firing out of Abby's cute little butthole brrrraaaaaaaapppppfffffffff and she lifted off my face just a tiny bit, allowing me to gasp in and out and in and out over and over again, sputtering and coughing into my gagged mouth. "Holy CHRIST, that was SO RANK, oh my god... what if he pukes all over my panties??" Cassie said laughing. Taylor just giggled softly, covering her nose. "He definitely will after I'm done with him..." The smell was ungodly. So overpowering. Like sour milk and rancid laundry and rotten eggs, but worse. Mixed with the strong smell of my sister's volleyball shorts. Waves of nausea started washing over me and I think I started having spasms underneath Abby's fat ass. Tears welled up in my burning eyes, and I started shuddering a little. Abby lifted herself off me just a little bit. "Oh my gosh, Abby... he's ..

>>75313607
>let orpik and niskanen walk
>both get overpaid by the caps
>both shit it up in the playoffs
literally 7D chess

>>75312205

every1 laff at hawks fans here

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>>75313669
>drinking the alcoholic Jew

>>75313671
He's a libcuck what did you expect?

>>75313632
>Lebanon

lolno, there are a lot of durkas

>>75313669
get me a beer

>>75313315
MOMMY

>>75313315
Lmao you boys see how mad Oshie was when they brought up the 5 on 3

>>75313739
>being underage

WASHINGTON CRAPITALS

LGTSS
>crapitals

CRAPS BTFO

Kill me now. I am fucking crying

>>75313539
excuse me sir whatch your languaj

SMACKED BY BOZAK

>craps

BOZIE YES

>craps

>CRAPS

O I AM LAFFIN

JESUS CHRIST THE CAPS ARE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE

>>75313669
Big Mac pls

fug

>CRAPITALS

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Absolutely nothing new here

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRAPITALS

NICE TROPHY YOU GOT THERE

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>75313718

>CRAPS

BAHAHAHA

TIME FOR THE CAPS REBUILD

TEAR IT DOWN TEAR DOWN AND TRADE THEM ALL

LAUGHING SO HARD

Bahahahahahahahaha get fucked capd

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That was basically Kadri.

I told you folks I'd bless him

I FUCKING TOLD YOU FOLKS I'D BLESS THAT BOY

NAZEM "DOMI" KADRI IT IS.

Holy shit leafs!

Aahahahahahahahahahaha

>CRAPS

Jesus Christ caps

GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO! GAME OVER! BOZAK IS THE HERO!

BOZAK
BOZAK
BOZAK
BOZAK
BOZAK

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LMFAOPPOOOOIOIOOOOOOOO

>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS>CRAPS

wew

CRAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

THE LEAFS ARE THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIRE EVERYONR

>>75313669
For me, it's a nice cold one

>>75313315
toronto even has the best mommies

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CHOKE TO THE LAFFS

>>75313607
Thanks for Kapanen too

and for getting Phil the cup

1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!


1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!


1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!


1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!


1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!


1967 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!

the leafs are the greatest team in the entire nhl right now

the leafs are the greatest fucking franchise in the history of the nhl right now.

prove me wrong morons

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>>75313683

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you shouldve kept them blue uniforms caps

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>craps

>washington is literally running out of bullets from mass suicides

>losing to

>a fucking leaf

C R A P S O N S U I C I D E W A T C H
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4-1 series boiiiiiiiiiis

>OT three games in a row
When did hockey add a fourth perioud?

>Getting scored on by a guy who's name sounds like "ballsack"
Only the Crapitals ladies and gentlemen.

GET FUCKED CAPS

GET FUCKED

>just put on my '74 caps jersey
>in home with bruins fan
>it's ogre

Fuck you Canada.

Weeeeew get killed by Steve Stephen's you stupid American fucks hahahahahajah

>>75313834
>>75313834
>>75313834
>>75313834
>>75313834
>>75313834
>>75313834

>losing to a bottom seed that's under .500 on the season
classic caps

IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1
IT WAS 3-1
>IT WAS 3-1

HOLY FUCK THE LEAFS ARE DOMINATING THE BEST TEAM IN THE NHL!!!!! WHERE'S MY MOTHER FUCKING RING BITCH

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

Lmao I just remembered all the people who said Kadri would be bad in the playoffs

>>75313853
Just fuck off

I'm from Toronto and I hate the leafs

>And to think it was 2-0 the first 5 minutes.
JUST

>>75313798
b-b-b-but muh presidents trophy

>Celebrating like you won the Cup after a 1st round game 3 win

How embarrassing.

>>75313840
HEY BOYS, IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!

>>75313899
mmmmm

I UNIRONICALLY CANT EVEN. UNIRONICALLY JUST DIED.

>>75313899
where's the confetti?

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>>75313905

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>50 years since the last cup
COINCIDENCE??????????????????????????

>>75313888
>7-1

>>75313899
Lmao tell me how the Caps celebrated their last cup win

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>>75313899
Keep telling yourself that

>>75309346

>>75309346

>>75309346

>>75309346

BOMBSTON VS OTTAWA

>>75309346

>>75309346

>>75309346

>>75309346

BOMBSTON VS OTTAWA

>>75313774
>Will he ever win a stanley in our lifetime?
the only championship ovi will ever win is a gagarin cup at 44 after his nhl career dries up

>>75313899
PLAN THE PARADE

HOW GOAT AMAZING ELITE PROSPECTS STANLEY CUP GOATS COULD ONE TEAM BE?
>HOW GOAT AMAZING ELITE PROSPECTS STANLEY CUP GOATS COULD ONE TEAM BE?
HOW GOAT AMAZING ELITE PROSPECTS STANLEY CUP GOATS COULD ONE TEAM BE?
>HOW GOAT AMAZING ELITE PROSPECTS STANLEY CUP GOATS COULD ONE TEAM BE?

Caps keep hot dogging after their goals and then it comes back to fuck them bahahahahahaa

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Based

See you in the ECF

BUY STOCKS IN LAWN CHAIRS NOW!!!!

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>The Craps and Blackcocks are a combined 1-4 in the playoffs so far

>>75313899

Rim my sweat salted ass you fucking loser cuck.

>>75313977
It's not the Canadian way. They did it to themselves.

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>>75313905

>>75313880
Leafs aren't playing the penguins friendo

B O Z A K
O
Z
A
K

>>75313943
>being this mad

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LMFAO

SEE YOU NEXT ROUND, LAFFS

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Its always next year isn't Craps?

>>75313894
kys cuck

>>75314030
>7-1

Fuck me I spent the whole game thinking it was Washington state.

>>75314030
Mad that the caps are the biggest chokers in the league and can't even beat a few rookies with their best team ever? Nahhhhhh

I want to see your guys planned parade routes

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>>75314091

>>75314070
sorry, it was meant to >>75313937

I can literally not stop sucking cocks

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>>75314103

>>75314436
and yes, we take over the gardiner for that short bit

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>rags out
>mild out
>reddithawks out
>shorks out
>ruins out
>craps out

Is this the most based 1st round of all time?

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>>75314436
step up, son.

>>75314497
lel

>>75313621
You have a bizzare sense of humour.
Btw, you forgot Chenya.

>>75313315
>I will never find a chick who is cute enough to eventually grow into a hot milf
jdimsa

>>75313618
>http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate

You can't be this naive.

>>75313627
none of that is food.

>>75314497
yeah, but does your route have a jack astors along it?
Thought so

caps got the BOZACK

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Bound to happen lads

>>75314721
I really wish bozack was shit so we could call him bozo

>>75314497
you're missing a LOT of our North.
wtf is that about???

>>75314789
>ducks
nice meme

>>75313642
call up her boyfriend, maybe you can watch with him

>>75313642
shouldn't he be watching the game with you?

>>75313642
god damn it, canadians are so funny. i mean this unironically