/heem/

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TYBW

This is the thread

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Just a lil heeminder

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>>75307933

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who /kailin/ here?

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>>75308091

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>>75308083
Thread wars

>>75307996
TYBNP

This thread has less Woodley, I will post in it

>>75308083
>Choosing the garbage thread

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>>75308144
needs more cynthia desu

>>75308159
I like her, she is fun!

>>75308159
Post her feet

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>>75308179
no thank you my guy

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Who else here waiting to see which thread gets deleted?

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>>75308221
this is the thread you goof

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>mods letting thread wars go on this long

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>>75308263
dont worry, this is the thread

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Why doesn't UFC have WMMA events? Is it because they know for sure nobody would pay for it so they just force it on stacked cards?

>>75308306
Just cause Cindy refused to go to prom with you, doesn't mean you have to carry it with you for the rest of your life.

>>75308306
yeah, if it aint Ronda nobody cares

>>75308336
>Prom
I didn't finish highschool my man

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>the monster tit chick that beat Megan Anderson is fighting this weekend
I pray to god that she wears only a sports bra

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>>75308418
for reference

So why do others join early threads now? Is it just to fuck with NotePad's efforts?

>>75308559
there's no such thing as an early thread any more. the other day a thread was made at 430 posts and deveryone migrated before the original thread reached 460 posts. the mods didnt even delete either thread

>>75308590
Really activates my almonds seeing what /Heem/ has become, I miss the mild spergouts

>>75308590
The other day there was a 460 post thread filled with sneaker expert and a 500 one with discussion and jani deleted the latter . There's no rhyme nor reason to threads anymore

>>75308667
Polandbro is someone I'd elect President of /heem/, whatever he says goes.

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Which one of you did this

>>75309132
show yourself, rob

>>75308159
she looks like paulo thiago

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just a lil heeminder

this thread is reborn

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hey guys, I've been thinking, why doesnt dj just gain 100 lbs of muscle and heem stipe? maybe that will shut up the h8ers.

P4P GOAT

>>75315472
If I cut down to 154 I obviously walk around at less than 155 and don't cut weight

Retard

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>>75308418

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>le 200lbs conor face

>>75315596

oh shit is that sugah?

damn, I remember when he was front and center

>>75315651
>still SEETHING

lol

based King Kevin dropping redpills

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>>75315596
That selfish stupid cunt isn't even sitting in her assigned seat how can one bitch be so self-centered omg

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>>75315563
>Still trying
Legit why haven't you killed yourself after getting proven wrong twice you flaming fucking Bonghomo?

*GADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
What did Whittaker mean by this?

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>using a sperg thread

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TELL MIGHTY MAUS IM COMIN

>>75315783
Our guy!!!

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I wonder how many times Schaub shit his pants when he got knocked out

>>75315790
No, she's in the right seat. Check the spelling.

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>>75315816
>t. autist meme-forcer
stay btfo

>>75315844
is her head huge or something? i know shes kinda tall but her head looks massive

>spainsperg gets btfo
"No y-you was wrong kys"

Lmao
Someone post the manlet webm

>>75315919
le 200 lbs conor man

>>75315831
>I wonder how many times Schaub himselfed his pants when he got knocked out

>>75315940
Conor could make 200 pounds easy

>>75315965
As a grocery bagger

>>75315965
Maybe with a lead dragon dildo up his ass

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>>75315965

>>75315992
>>75315997
>>75316004
Or maybe by getting fat
Which does not take long
???

>>75316027
uhh yeah hes gunna be the roy nelson of LHW

>people in this thread think Conor couldn't gain 20 pounds in a year but think Nate managed to go from 170 to 200 like that

State

>>75316052
No WW dummy, follow the convo

>>75316087
so hes going to gain 30lbs of fat and lose it during camp and somehow this is your argument ?

>>75316065
Nate is a normal sized human being

>>75316107
No hes gonna gain 20 pounds and fight chubbyish after cutting 30 pounds to make weight. He can then either lose it or convert it

I gained 30 pounds in 6 months and I'm not a ufc fighter with proffesinal diet expert people

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>theyre actually arguing with the retard that thinks gaining dozens of fat will improve a fighters abilities

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>>75316138
>fight chubbyish

>>75316163
No he already has all the abilitys needed

>>75316170
Full belly, most of it would be muscle by fight night anyway

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>>75316170
>he thinks doing the opposite of what every fighter in the world is striving to do is going to make conor a better fighter

>>75316260
based spain

>Shaking with rage he replied to the wrong person

>some personality thinking he's still relevant

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Friendly heeminder our boy actually did the impossible

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>>75316301

Conor should start cutting weight, he's obviously 145 walk around weight

>>75315596
Ronda's gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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>>75316378
>tfw /heem/ is a vaguely sports-related /b/

I gained 30 pounds in 6 months and I'm not a ufc fighter with proffesinal diet expert people

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>>75315596
back up dood

How much height does conneir cut to make 145?

>>75316438
fuck off you chip butty eating fuck

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>>75316457

>>75316463
>5'7

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>tfw 6'3 200lbs 10% bf
>cant heem anymore here because i dont trane ufc

Is the UFC trying to make Cynthia their next female star?

Holy shit Schaubs kid is named tiger? im dying

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>>75316512
>takes shoe off
>then runs

every time

>>75316161
>tfw you gain lots of weight in a short amount of time
doesn't feel good man

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>>75316553
It's a pretty based name. What's so funny?

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>>75316553
>Tiger Pax Schaub

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>>75316588
hahah Tiger is actually cross-eyed

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>>75316588
How does this pic make you feel, Schaubposter?

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>>75316653
Pretty great. Two incredible talents hanging out and having some fun.

Tiger Schaub is taller than spain sperg

>>75316588
shit man.

I saw people say tiger schaub here a few times before but I never made the connection, today I decided to watch FTK for some reason and he casually named his kid.

what the fuck is this a burger thing? my fucking sides

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>>75316670
Gooby bless, lad.

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>>75316711
Bless BasedSpain

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>>75316711
gooby bless

>>75316729

How is that MMA has such a seemingly massive online following and fanbase but it doesn't translate as much to the real life popularity?

Are most of us just NEETs?

>>75316834
People that tend to live in first-world countries and post online and lurk forums are desensitized to violence much more than the average normie.

>>75316834
>has such a seemingly massive online following

what are you basing this on? the only time it ever breaks out of it's niche segments of the internet is when some crazy shit happens that gets webm'd

>>75316834
Maybe not your real life, lots of men watch and follow it to a degree that I know.

everywhere i've worked (office jobs) there's been like one or two people in the whole department who actually watch mma casually or do something like train bjj (more rare)

How much money does heem have on artem?

>>75308046
>steve irwin pacifying brazilian gator
nice

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>>75316926
Im taking out a bunch of loans and putting them all on artem

>go on YouTube, see nothing but cringy arguments
>go on reddit, see nothing but cringy arguments
>come here, see nothing but cringy arguments

Are all sports fanbases like this?
Maybe I need to find a new sport

Cub
>literally brain damaged in last fight

Artem
>being lavished with the best training partners and coaches that money can buy
artem by iminari roll to leg lock submission

>>75316670
>Two

oh, did Annie Leibovitz or someone take the photo?

>>75317004
Smart, future millionare right here

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Is Bris illman a good fighter?

>>75317009
mma audience is v e r y young.

>>75317068
lmao claymation Chris

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Who /depressed/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG5995Nsuww

where did it all go wrong?

>>75317153
that dude would get laid the fuck out standing around like that, good thing it was just a quick photo opportunity

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>>75317180
Bigg rigg is starting to unfuck his shit, i'm very happy for him

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>>75317153
it never goes away

>>75317202
Chiraq is literally a warzone. Pretty sad to be sincere familia

>>75315596
KEK @ SPELLIN

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LOW LIFE SONS A BITCHES, LETS BE HONEST HERE. WHO THE FUCK IS FOR SURE STILL GOING TO BE CHAMPION BY THE END OF THIS WRETCHED YEAR? I SAY CODY NOLOVE WILL.

>>75317383
tj is going to shadowrealm him via headkick

>>75317394
YOU BETTER HOPE

Slav Mouthbreather
Double Cheeseburgee
Roidmero
Tyrone
McCuck
Pooldo
Snake
Manlet

Manborg
Fivehead SlavSlut
Ayy Lmao EPO cunt

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I know it's strictly because of money, but why the fuck does the UFC not follow some sort of hierarchy for their fights in terms of rank or points

>>75317490
>it's strictly because of money
you just answered your own question

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>Yeol Romeroow will get 6 week turnaround
What did he meme by this?

>>75317510
>they believe this
he will beat gsp and retire, unless anderson beats uriah poo.

cap this

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>>75317458
that's nice dear

>>75317383
>FUCKING FAGGOT LOW LIFE SONS A BITCHES
That's really rude.

>>75317383
WSW: Rose
WBW: Bullet Shev
WFW (if it still exists): Cyborg
FLW: Mighty Meme
BW: No Love
FW: Pantera
LW: Who fucking knows lol, Cuckuy
WW: Tyrone lanket
MW: BisKING
LHW: le succ man
HW: Stiopcic

So many more variables than at this point last year. Too many ifs

>>75317564
THEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH TO GET TRIGGERED BY MY COMMENT FAMALAM

>>75317004
artem is yoked as fuck

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>I will namefag until jacare gets a titleshot
absolutely POOOOOsada'd

>>75317594
alright cody relax, we get it you have tattoos. You don't have to yell all the time

>>75317556
How can Jones be so strong with his lanky limbs and shit? I'd expect DC to throw him around.

>>75317618
Kek.

>>75317613
he finna namefag FOREVER

>>75317645
i think you mean "finna gonna"

>>75317628
coco strength

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>>75317628

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>>75317618
If you had tattoos this bad you'd yell, too.

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It's not an actual championship, they should get 32 people for every weight class and let them fight it the fuck out. If you miss weight or get too fucked up you get disqualified

>>75317703
Dont get my autism going on this, I might be bored enough to make brackets

They should definitely do reseeding after each round

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>>75317613
*GADOOOOOOSH*

>>75317734
seguramente un mal duelo mi hombre

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>>75317834
Bruh, my Spanish is something I'd consider fluent but I don't know what the H*CK you're trying to say.

>>75317834
Que mierda dijistes?

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>>75316480
>mfw i laughed at this photo but then remembered i'm the same height as Conor

>>75318090
>>75318111
Rockhold ended Weidman's career that night - he just didn't know it yet

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>>75317703
>>75317732
Rate my contrarian autism. Yes I'm aware a lot of rematches involved have the loser of the first fight winning the second one

Seeded 1-8 based on my own arbitrary power rankings of the division which include active fighters and fighters expected to return soon (Jon, Kelvin) but not ones expected for longer term suspensions like Barnett, Mendes, Rothwell

Seeded 1-8, winners reseeded in rows below and so on until the final, listed in order of higher seed fighting the lowest seed (ie; DJ fighting Borg in semifinals), winner highlighted in bold. Fights in quarterfinals and semis are three rounders, final is five-rounder

>>75318180
would love it if this became reality

>>75318147
All the time, yes. I get rock solid especially when there's an absolute beatdown or good fight in general, male or female I love seeing domination and combat, it invokes the primal instincts of lusting power and seeing domination and it gets me all riled up, sweaty, and amped wanting to tear off all my clothes and starting beating on my chest yelling. I start blasting Face the Pain while tuning my nipples while looking myself in the mirror yelling that I'm a real fight fan and start doing Rickson breathing techniques while slapping myself until climax

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>>75318090

>>75318276
Woah...
Jamie pull up the video of that crazy dude beating himself off to a fight.

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>>75318283

>>75318283
what even was he trying there

>>75318405
He badly whiffed a straight right that he was throwing a lot into and lost his balance

To try and save face and just land something he turned it into a cartwheel kick

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>>75318447
looks like it might have been a standing elbow
what a bad strike

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DR. MAX
I'M USADA

>>75316834
mma attracts autists and autists make the things they are into huge on the internet

>>75318672
he really is. all these fools saying "composed aldo" is unbeatable are in for a rude awakening when max rekts him.

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>>75318283

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is he /JUST/?

>>75318893
DELETE THIS

>>75316834
i wonder if they charged 25 for a ppv if more than double the people would buy

or if they increased prices by 15% if the amount of people that buy decreased by more than that.

>>75318672
did you not see him rape edgar?

Does anyone here actually believe that jon jones will beat DC if they fight?

>>75319000
No, I did see him put up a decision victory in a pretty mediocre flimsy fight

>>75319027
yes, i dont believe the narrative that he's rusty, he destroyed osp

>>75319114
OSP is a bum though

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Heeminder

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>>75319132

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>>75319041
top tier casual, that performance was fucking impeccable

>>75319114
wow! he beat a one armed osp on one months notice!? GOAT! THE GOAT!

>>75319151
>he beat a one armed osp
he start the fight like that did he?

o right jbj broke it

>>75319041
Edgar who hasn't lost hardly any rounds at featherweight besides to Aldo. Knocked out mendes faster than both Mcgregor or Aldo.

His win vs Edgar was almost as good as cody vs cruz (since less knockdowns), but cruz didnt exactly not land on cody, he just didnt land effectively as cody and cody out moved cruz.

Same as the aldo fight, Edgar landed for sure, but nothing effective and Aldo landed bombs all night and in both fights strike numbers were "close".

>>75319151
>fucking impeccable

Lol it was complete shit from both of them, this must be that post-Conor Aldo revisionism where everyone just endlessly rides his nuts when talking about him and anyone not named Conor just for the sake of pity

He looked mediocre, saved by the fact Frankie looked fucking dreadful with his some of his top tier boxercising to date

>>75319159
Yeah JBJ "broke it", but you went to a decision against someone with a broken arm as supposed p4p best ever? Not only a decision, it wasn't impressive in any shape or form. Both Fighters threw barely anything, and neither really landed anything decent. It was like WOodley vs Wonderboy but with even less distance control and no Woodley knockdowns.

>>75319183
Edgar looked the same as he has done for the last half decade, it just didn't work against Aldo.

>>75319190
No, he looked substantially worse, especially from his first fight with Aldo. He was running in a straight line and chasing Aldo the entire fight

>>75319183
Yeah I don't agree that Aldo was impeccable. He did get hit by short armed edgar.

But still, Aldos movement and cardio never looked better, He was a little gunshy at the start, but he always kind of been a counter puncher in the UFC.

>>75319195
That's what he does against guys that don't engage him on his terms. Aldo is a counter-fighter.

>>75319187
it was a methodical gsp style pick apart

>>75319159
And are you expecting him to break DC's arm? The fact that he broke OSP's arm doesn't mean much for future performances. He's not going to be able to repeat that from fight to fight.

>>75319200
His timing and overall strategy were noticeably worse, he was trying too hard to get a knockout and put on a performance. It was hardly a normal or typical performance of him.

>>75319159
and then? he went the distance with a gassy can on one months notice, it's embarrassing for a guy of his stature

>>75319183
frankie wasnt winning the fight at any point. did you expect aldo to finish him?

funny how people were saying le aldos chin was deleted xD and now hes shit for "only" dominating the best guy in his division who was on like a 5 fight win streak.

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>Mfw this piece of shit Jon Jones had the potential to be the GOAT but every time you toss his name in that hat it's next to a bunch of asterisks

What a complete and utter cunt, lads.

>>75319195
He looked worse because Aldo fought beyond what Aldo typically fights ala his movement and cardio, not because Edgar somehow is downgraded.

>>75319218
They were no different from any of his winning performances, he was just fighting a guy who didn't let him get takedowns or hit him enough.

are we gonna watch the ultimate fighter?

>>75319226
Finishing has nothing to do with the fact it wasn't remotely impeccable or even impressive.

Who brought up Aldo's chin? No one but you. He didn't dominate shit. It was a mediocre fight with two mediocre performances.

>>75319238
exactly.

Edgar didn't fight worse, Aldo just made him look worse. Especially since Aldo used a lot more movement and didn't seem to gas/take rounds off completely like he used to.

>>75319195
He looked identical to the first fight. Got whooped in both.

>>75319240
>Who brought up Aldo's chin?
go back to the threads before 200 mr 202

>>75319232
Frankie chased the entire fight in a straight line, you can't honestly say that his movement was anything impressive if it the strategy was circling away, it was a piss poor performance from Frankie, it's not to even indict he suddenly went to absolute shit, he had a poor performance that night. Aldo had a better one but didn't look great either, it's not to say he's even past it either

>>75319238
>they were no different

lol

>>75319243
First fight was much more competitive from both fighters, easily

>>75319249
Good thing we're not talking about threads from back then, dummy.

>>75319255
Explain how they were different outside of the fact that Aldo didn't allow him to be effective. Edgar moving forward because Aldo moved backward isn't the product of him being worse.

>>75319263
I mentioned it before, Frankie's timing was noticeably worse in every regard

>Frankie moving forward because Aldo moved backward isn't the product of him being worse

It is when you repeatedly do it to minimal if any success and end up getting countered almost every time

>>75319271
he's just that much worse than mexialdo

>>75319271
His timing of what? All the takedowns that Aldo stuffed or punches that he slipped?

>>75319285
Mostly striking, especially in the pocket, offensively and defensively

>>75319269
Rizin is so good
It's criminal its only on every few months

>>75319289
I don't see it.

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Poogay Assdookie literally got flushed down queer street by Pooper McShitter in 13 seconds with his poo smeared all over the Octagon

Poopare Pooza
Pee asS Poo
Conor McShit

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fresh new heads. get them while theyre hot

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>>75319318
>scat spammer hasn't been on for weeks
>heem replaces their vocabulary with feces, stemming from Stockholm syndrome

really makes you think

>>75319255
Aldo schooled him completely because he's a better fighter, not because Frankie fought stupidly

>>75319330
Pooper Shittaker literally flushed Honaldoodoo Poopoopee "Pukeapoo" Pooza down queer street with his brown stained yellow trunks smearing shit all over the Octagon

>>75319341
Those aren't mutually exclusive

I don't deny that for sure Aldo is a terrible matchup for Frankie and wins the fight an overwhelming majority of the time but Frankie fought stupidly, he got nervous and his cardio kickboxing coach sure as hell didn't help

>le boxercise
>le cardio kickboxing
HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS KILL ME EVERY TIME XD

shame on /heem/

>>75319360
Outstanding underrated memes 2bh, so stupid and off-base and so accurate and inarguable at the same time

>>75319369
I'm enjoying this thread. You should too!

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>>75308091

wish she didnt suck as a fighter

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>>75315602

who is the best titcow in mma?

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>>75315919

>It's that one retarded brit who says things like "You was wrong" and "should of"

embarrassing 3bh

>>75319239
I'm gonna watch the fights and then the post-episode show with Cruz/TJ/Cody for the awful bants.

>>75316553

>Tiger Pax Skleb

What even is a fucking pax

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>>75319510
im gonna eat everything you got

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>>75317004

>>75319514
It's latin for peace but if that dumbass wanted to name kid after that he should had chosen Paxton

>>75319518
kek

>>75319503
Is it de sargon?

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In addition to weight classes there should be race classes because of genetic difference between the races.

>>75319551

>Cananda

Can't you go to prison for saying stuff like that

is whittaker the best MW now?

>>75319562
Yes. Romero will get his glass jaw shattered inside a round.

Bendo has the weirdest tweets

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I'm not crying, I'm just sober

>>75319599
based fucking cormier

anyone here subbed to mightymouse on twitch?

BOO ME, I'M GETTING MONEY AND CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS

>>75319615
I used to watch his Twitch streams a decent amount. It was alright, always a lot better in leadups to fights

>>75315596
Rashad is high as fuck, look at how glazed his eyes are

>>75319638
i watched him playing ufc 2 once and he was so bad i never bothered watching again

I love you /heem/

>>75319686
what happened?

>>75319703
I said I love you!

>>75319719
*mild cheering*

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Dumping Gabbi (1/4)
continue?

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>>75319725
Thisaaaa... this is my last post, my family knew my friend knew, I didn't tell spergop didnt tell anybody didnt want no distractions... im tired of memeposting and baiting guys, aint nothing fun about that yo... peace out everybody...

Lithcuck, you the man baby. Poland, keep your head up baby, I ain't got nothing but love...

>>75319771
*shocked gasp*

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>>75319599
SHAT AP BLAD

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>>75319771
>the man baby

accurate

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>>75319765

I'm so conflicted as to whether or not I would, but pics like that make me lean towards would

post more

>>75319783
aaah, lithcuck preGAS

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>>75319805
(2/4)
>lean towards would
Implying you have a choice when Gabbi pins you down

>>75319771
Henri....where's Henri ;______________;

>>75319837
She wouldn't finish you off anyways, what's the point

>>75319837
Would rnc her if ya know what I mean

>>75319837
Why are her feet so disgusting?

>>75319854
post cynthia's feet

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>>75319854
She's a Roman foot type.

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>>75319861
>tfw egyptian/greek
WE WUZ AND SHIT

>>75319873
WE

>>75319873
WUZ

>>75319837
why do women insist on wearing fucking bright red clown lipstick. it looks completely ridiculous on 98% of them.

>>75319873
KANGS

>>75319888
WHERE to get a schaublipped plump gf?

this thread is deader than kimbo slice

>>75319902
Well depends, where in burgerland do you live?

>>75319910
coral springs

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>>75319888

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>>75319917
>mfw after 205 and 209

>>75319929
209 was just an embarrassment, for both of them

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>>75319940
tyron won though

cub swansen vs artem lolbov

>>75319947
He should had blacksploed in 1st round, put some respect on his name, get a claim for a money fight.
After that snooze fest he will be lucky to co-main a PPV

>>75319947
cool gif thanks for posting

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>what if hendricks/lawler at mw

>>75319961
Why would Robbie go to MW ? He's not even a big WW, like Rigg, Lombard or KElvin

DON'T DRAFT DOO HOO CHOI

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>>75319965

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post it. post IT right now

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>>75319982
here

>>75319982
*posts the roast*

>>75319965
robbie was a MW for years, mainly because he got lazier

I think Whittaker would knock out rockhold. Rockhold has shit boxing skills and a glass jaw

>>75320034
He has a good chance to, I think Moose is the worst match up for Whittaker at MW.

>>75320050
moose is an utter shitter, never rated him

>>75320080
hey man whatever
*plays Gesaffelstein*

>>75319178
>Knocked out mendes faster than both Mcgregor or Aldo
He did it after Conor deleted Chad's chin, though.

>>75320001
>kaykay this is some nasty ass striking i hate you so much but the leg game rediculous

>>75320097
usada deleted chads chin

>>75320034
>>75320050
Jacare was the worst match up for Whittaker, next is probably Moose cause of his fantastic stand up (good jab, good footwork, good distancing). However if the same Moose that fought Weidman faces the Whittaker that dismantled Jacare - Whittaker takes it easy.

>>75320217
Whittaker is NZ's not Australia's.

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who is your favorite ufc female fighter?

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>>75320222

>>75320236
urijah faber

>>75320217
Jacare is slow and chinny, exactly the kind of stand up fighter Whittaker should destroy - his grappling was a threat but he dealt with it.

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#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

>>75307996
>6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs. Correia

jacare was never good

>>75320217
I don't think Jacare was the worst match up for Whittaker. Whittaker has great TDD and sharp boxing whilst Jacare is a bit stiff and slow on the feet. Whittaker had a clear path to victory by keeping it on the feet (a clear way to lose on the ground too). Mousasi is more well rounded than Jacare.

Mousasi is overrated.

>>75320336
Actually after reading that I agree, I called the Jacare fight a while ago, and surprisingly so did the Sherdoggers that got something right for once.
The knock Moose got after Whittaker finished Jacare was that Jacare recently beat Moose, so there was alot of MMA math talk from "MMA analysts".

>>75320336
>>75320371

one thing that is almost poetic is that Bisping would actually be a handful for Whittaker. Whittaker is a dangerous fight for anyone in the top five but Bisping probably has the best chance to beat him, which is stupid lol

>>75320368
this he was loading up against weidman, like really really stiff out there. really stiff

>>75320391
Bisping would get knocked the fuck out, Whittaker is faster, aggressive as hell, and a finisher

>>75320391
Bisping is criminally underrated, that's why. He comes across as a underdog yet is dangerous lol

>>75320395
He didn't look good until he got warmed up, I think he came in a little tense