Heem

You're a big guy

BASED Bobby Knuckles

Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT

>>75307979
It's pronounced tyrone

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>>75307979
Interim WW Goat desu

>>75307995
Jesus christ kelvin literally heemed him back to special forces

>>75308011
Gayasspee relinquished the WW GOAT title when he ducked Tyron for Biscan.

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>>75307995
>UFC contender
>contender

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>>75307995
>ptsd toughguy

>>75308033
demi rovato

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Woodley > Thompson > Pooptaker

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>>75308100

>>75307953
Jorge Masvidal

>>75307953
Robbie Lawler

PYTON?

WHAT IS PYTON?

>>75308100
Shields > Woodley, Maia, Condit, Lawler, Dan Henderson

Shittaker LITERALLY flushed Ronaldpoo Poopoopee Poopza down queer street and smeared his shit stains all over the Octagon

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TYBW

>>75308146
So weird how MMA works sometimes

Robbie Lawler easily beats the shit out of Sakuraba
Sakuraba beats the shit out of Condit
And Condit beats the shit out of Robbie

Crazy sport

>>75308158
was jacare ever good? redpill me on him.

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>>75308146

>>75308146

Lombard>Shields > Woodley, Maia, Condit, Lawler, Dan Henderson

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>>75308177
>redpill me on him.
Idiot

>>75308177
Oh for sure he beats the shit out of Chris Camozzi and Tim Boetsch 100% my man straight up GADOOSH

>>75308177
Yes, below Rockhold and Romero but above the rest besides maybe a prime Silva

>>75308183
Agreed. Woodley publicly ducked Lombard as Lombard would shatter his glass jaw inside 3 minutes.

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>>75308213
Also below Whitaker now

>>75308226
Woodley is the WW GOAT

Haven't haf coffee in a while and had 3 cups too many bout to let out a big watery Jacaroid in the porcelain Schaub receptacle

>>75308250
Awful

>>75308247
GSP*

>>75308261
You seem upset. You must be constipated from not Jacare'ing for a couple days

>>75308226
>its takes oversized border-line middleweights with steroids up the ass to even compete with woodley
that's a complement

>>75308262
GayAssPee is a duck fighting the worst MW champ of all time.

Also he tapped to strikes from Matt Serra.

barboza vs. ferguson 5 round main event confirmed interim title

>>75308307
Barboza finna get his neck snatched again

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>>75308262
>tap to 5'0 midgets strikes
>beat featherweights
>wrestlefuck strikers with no tdd
>lose to poodricks
>duck anderson and 185
>retire when usada arrives
>only return when the worst champ of all time is reigning
>duck the current ww champ
>g-goat!

>>75308307
STAND UP YOU'RE FINE
jesus big john give him a second

>>75308285
>>75308324
His resume and his skills during his prime are far better than Woodley

>>75308324
This.

STOP THE FIGHT SIR

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>>75308344

GET OUTTA THERE TRAVIS

Rory MacDonald is the GOAT WW

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

Fire Rogan, Hire Mauro

Y/N

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Anyone know what month it is?

>>75308402
Y

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GETTIN YOUR ASS KICKED IS TIMELESS

>>75308402
Sorry Mauro is WWE now

>>75308379
Even with that bs logic his resume is still better than Woodley's, especially if "journeyman" nick diaz KO'd Woodley's 2nd best win cold

>>75308307
Source?

>>75308338
I don't remember that?

>>75308423
he was on rizin

>>75308424
>lawler with hair = ww champ lawler

>>75308431
Tony upkicked Barboza illegally

>>75308491
Oh shit yeah and he said it didnt hit you

You shouldn't tease me lad, Edson vs Tony was my favourite fight

>Cormier vs Manure

this fight is shit
can't we get DC at heavyweight?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/17/15330814/report-conor-mcgregor-hotel-suite-trashed-hired-cleaning-specialists-laughing-gas-ufc-news

Urban dictionary explanation for you straight edge normies:

>Nitrous oxide found in small metal cannisters can be used in refillable whipped cream cannisters. Used as an inhalant drug to get high, sometimes referred to as 'Whip-Its'

Conor trashed a hotel room and may have gotten high on Whip-Its.

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>>75308633
Why would a millionaire get high on nitro?
that's what 15 year old at the skatepark did when I was a lad

>>75308622
dana doesnt trust jon to main event, why should dc sacrifice money and time for that loser? he cost him bigly at 200

>>75308684
i agree with that i mean dc fighting a heavyweight
couldn't care less about him fighting the poster boy

>>75308633
Does USADA test for Whip-Its?

>>75308696
>no ppv points
>no defence
>he will never fight for the hw belt because cain
>brock is suspended
what sense does fighting hw make?

>>75308676

Steve-O had a serious nitrous oxide problem even when he was rich from Jackass, so it's entirely possible. Also the other day he filmed himself up in a tree while coked out.

>>75308633
> Instead of just ditching the place and leaving it for hotel staff, you personally pay cleaners to clean hotel room
> They snitch on you to the media looking for more cash

Never use that cleaning company.

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>>75307995

>>75308722
it makes me happy

>>75308732
i really will laugh if he screws up the floyd fight

>>75308739
Navy seal copypasta in real life

>>75308756
He showed a training clip of him sparring and throwing leg kicks on Instagram. That mightve been old footage for him prepping for Nate at 202

FRANCIS NGANNOU

>close enough to start my 3 year old at ATT in Coconut Creek
>she is insisting on doing ballet

>>75308831
>3 year old insisting on anything
lmao

>>75308808

It has to be. If he actually planned on kicking Floyds legs he wouldn't advertise him training to do so.

No way Floyd doesn't add a stipulation in the contract that if any strikes forbidden in boxing are thrown at him, Conor will lose and forfeit his entire purse

How do I get invited to JRE?

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>>75308846
he should vacate the lightweight belt, this is getting ridiculous desu

>>75308850
Write a book about meme science and meme medicine.

>>75308850
Be an outrageous, clearly unprofessional, and unreliable source of information with a figurative and near literal cult following

>>75308843
you'd be surprised

>>75308633
the steve-o lifestyle

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*blocks your path*

>>75308423
He's out, got molested by JBL

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rory

>>75308633
Conair on the nangs

>>75308924
*steps over him*

Tim Kennedy is so fucking ripped he looks like a monster

Did he roid?

>>75308947
>no sunglasses or make up covering the black eyes

Imagine how her husband feels walking through the airport with her.

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Yes but, have you thanked Based Whittaker today?

TYBW :^)

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>>75308947
Is Jackson-Wink the most meme camp in mma? Last fights for their competators

>Condit
loss
>Reem
win
>Arlovski
double loss
>Dodson
"""loss"""
>Holm
triple loss
>Cerrone
loss
>Waterson
loss
>Cub
Win
>Hamilton
double loss
>Jones
Not in the rankings lmao!

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>>75308633

GOAT Intervention episode

>>75308930
BASED rory

>>75308981
I feel bad for Jacaroid, shiteating fans on here but seems like a nice guy

He looks like a teddy bear that just got beat up

>>75308985
Arlovski has lost 4 in a row

>>75308850
Become a famous comedian and weed activist

>>75309003
You are a loser

>>75309013

Fuck dude. Stipe and Reem, right?

>>75308850
http://www.ctpost.com/news/texas/article/Talk-radio-host-Alex-Jones-argues-persona-in-11078011.php

The right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is a performance artist whose true personality is nothing like his on-air persona, according to a lawyer defending the "Infowars" broadcaster in a child custody battle.

Attorney Randall Wilhite said at a pretrial hearing in Austin last week that evaluating Jones based on his on-air comments is like judging Jack Nicholson based on his role as the Joker in "Batman."

Jones pays $43,000 a month to Kelly Jones, whom he divorced in 2015.

>>75309024
Poopoopee got heemed and you are SEETHING

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Demetrious "never drew a dime" Johnson, is steaming on twitch with his wife

twitch/mightymouseufc125

>>75309026
Stipe, Barnett, REEM, Ngannou

>>75309035
>>>/asp/

>>75309026
Ngannou'd
Tapped by Barnett
Reem'd
Stiopcic'd

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>>75309039

At least he didn't get knocked out by Barnett

>>75309047
Grow up

>>75309055
>Tfw had money on over 1.5 rounds for this fight

Had a mini heart-attack when this happened.

>>75309028
How much per month will Conor pay Dee?

>>75309063
Wasn't replying to you but you can join him too.

>>75309076
I said grow up

>>75309082
>>>/asp/

>>75309104
Grow up already

>>75309104
Shut up before I shut you up.

>>75308100
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL

>>75309035

>turn on stream
>DJ's son is butt ass naked

a...am I going to jail?

>>75309114
>>75309119
>>>/asp/

>>75309135
*unzips dick*

Who does /heem/ think will win between Georges St. Roiderre and Michael Bisroid?

>>75309145
*unsheathes penis*

>>75309160
The fans.

>>75309175
>Two boring fighters fighting each other
>The fans will win
t.casual

>>75309185
>boring fighters

t. conor mcbitchfaggotassmunch fan

>>75309185
>boring
>calling someone else a casual

>>75309047
you go too

>>75309203
>>75309207
>Le 50-45 jab and wrestle man vs. le 48-47 man
>Not boring
189ers so clueless

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>>75309228

daily heeminder that if you had the opportunity to leave your life behind and begin living mine tomorrow, you would all unironically say "yes please"

>>75309228
t. 194er

>>75309228
Bispings fights with silva, rockhold and hendo were great

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>>75309228

>>75309238
Gleison St. Roiderre is a BORING fighter.

>>75309235

is yoanna retarded?

>>75309245
>The fights he had in 2016 are the only ones I know about
Thanks for proving me right.

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>>75309235

>>75309258
>is a boring fighter

>all of his recent fights have been great

Top kuk

What do you think the Original PredictionCuck is doing right now?

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>>75309273
This is exactly what I'd expect a 189er to say honestly.

His fight with Hendo was only great cause he got hit and dropped with the same shot he took 6 years ago. The rounds he won were uneventful leg kicking with nutshots mixed in between and jabs that did literally no damage to Hendo.

Face it, he is a boring average fighter who got lucky, he even says so himself.

>>75309302
>1-189er!!!!

No one gives a shit about what you have to say, beat it, get lost!

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nick > nate crew checking in

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>>75309318
This.

Fuck that casual.

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Man do i LOVE MMA media! They do great work by callin out those horrible woman beaters and being the judge, jury, and executioner before any trial proceedings even start!

/ourguys/

>>75309318
>>75309318
>No argument
I accept your submission

>>75309343
That's your opinion

>>75309355
I just dropped you then subbed you in front of everyone.

Biscan is a boring fighter. Accept it already.

>>75309302
>The rounds he won were uneventful leg kicking with nutshots mixed in between and jabs that did literally no damage to Hendo.
This is exactly what I'd expect a 196er to say desu. They don't understand the technical intricacies of the fight game whatsoever, or get any of the action they're seeing.
These people literally score fights based on visible damage because that's all they know

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How many can you do?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS_lA9_BZig/

>>75309367
>technical intricacies
LMAO

There's nothing technical about not being able to do any damage to a 46 year old retiree. There's nothing technical about getting hit and nearly finished with the same shot that KO'd you 6 years ago. My sides.

>>75309339
BASED Spain reveling in the tears of Pukeare Souza fanboys

>>75309384
Yeah exactly what I thought desu. It's OK senpai, I know you don't like hearing this stuff and it makes you uncomfortable but it's the truth. I don't care about your pussy feelings, sorry

>>75309384
t. casual

>>75309374
her eyes are so dark compared to her skin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZig5qfLsFg
>Artem Lobov: Risking it all

LMAO LADS

>>75309405
LMAO @ your flag.

Biscan is a boring fighter. His fight with Thales Leites is top 5 one of the most boring 5 rounders I have ever seen. He is an uncoordinated average fighter who struggled to beat Dan Henderson in 2016. You are crying REAL TEARS now cause I called your idol a boring wanker.

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>>75309443
Yeah, I'm crying tears when Bisping is the Middleweight Champion of the world. OK buddeh

>>75309443
Bisping is the champ, Jacapoo never will be

Get over it

>>75309474
You are CRYING cause I said Bisroid is a boring fighter(which he is)

He is also a COWARD who is ducking all the top contenders to find retirees.

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>>75309417
>all those casuals mocking his record in the comments

>>75309501
His record is wank and it deserves to be mocked.

>>75309481
this is a tired meme that was never very good

turbospergs like you should be coming up with new material bud

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>>75309481
Hey, hey. How do those lemons taste?

>>75309507
Fighters can get better retard

>>75309508
What is a tired meme spergy?

>>75309519
For sure Ishihara is a top contender in the UFC my guy 100%

ahh yes it's another boring mongs rehash an argument they've had twenty times before repeating the exact same shit as before episode

>>75309235
>piss jar

>>75309561
It sick

>>75309552
Not an argument

>>75309554
Bisroid is a boring fighter who got lucky.

>>75309579
>drumpfbing is not my champ!!!

ha

>>75309573
sickening

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reminder that dc manuwa is confirmed

boring wrestlefucking and clinching against the cage incoming

>>75309552
He looked pretty damn good until he fought artem

>>75309608
Jimi is going to get fucked up bad

it will be DC GNP TKO my friend

>>75309615
>He looked pretty damn good until he fought artem
He's a meme fighter who fought a bigger meme and lost.

>>75309615
against two guys who aren't in the UFC anymore

>>75309608
Jimi manuwa wont throw the fight like rumble tho. I think you might be surprised bud

>>75309608
DC vs bones couldn't happen during the summer anyway.

>>75309645
>>75309648
t. Casuals

>>75309664
Artem sucks dude

>>75309664
no u dumb casual

>>75309608
LOl who did he beat to get a title shot lmao

Lhw is as bad as fw

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>>75309649
>r-rumble threw the fight it didnt count!!!

>>75309608
why is he so hostile towards Jimi?

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Another AKA wanker is about to get BONGED

>>75309696
>gustaffson and glover already booked to fight each other
>Jones still out
>Rumble retired

Manuwa is the top ranked guy available

>>75309608
>i'm never cutting to 205 again

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>losing to carla esparza

>>75309334
nick over nate is the plebeian opinion that transforms into patricianhood after years of dedicated mma fandom.

>>75309374
anyone else hate chinups but love pullups?

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>>75309884
Nick was a champion in a legit promotion though la'

>>75309763
dont think he ever said that

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Nate > Nick

If you think otherwise, I strongly advise you to x out of /heem/, and just stay on your r/mma tab

>>75309725
nice white shorts jimi!

>>75309707
i like DC but he didnt even look impressive in his last fight rumble just had the worst gameplan in UFC history and he even took DC down a couple times. if he shows up like that against Jimi. I can see DC getting knocked out like whittaker just jacarae.

>>75309884
if you even rate nate then you are a plebian for life and should heem yourself. There isn't even a question about who's superior.

>>75309914
work on ur biceps ladiño

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/17/15334014/ufc-releases-michael-graves-after-2016-domestic-violence-arrest-mma

>>75309927
yes i know and for years (before the mcgregor fight) nick over nate was the prevailing sentiment. the diaz bros were NICK (and oh yeah nate too). so it's a very pleb opinion. then after the johnson and mcgregor fight and nick being MIA, they were held on equal level or even favoring nate. but now that that's the case reeel fite fans remember nick fighting chris lytle and sheeit and he is the true patrician choice, feel me?

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>>75309956
>took DC down a couple of times
dc let him do it, he got up right away.

>Manuwa knocking dc out
hell no, look at this webm

>>75310029
What is Rumble's endgame?

>>75309962
i do and i can still do more chinups than pullups. i just hate how they feel on my wrist/forearm. feels much more natural to keep the hand pronated than supinated.

>>75310029
Maybe if Rumble wasn't the biggest idiot he would have kept it a striking contest and won easily.

>>75310029
he connected with the foot. DC has a good chin but if that was a shin it would knock anyone out

>>75310029
how did gus hurt him so bad when a kick like that didnt even phase him.

>>75310072
not me

>>75310023
if someone told me nate diaz was a good fighter to my face i would literally kill them on the spot

>>75310092
where are you i want to test your resolve

>>75310092
LOL

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>>75310047
>>75310068
rumble knew he couldn't beat dc, his plan was to spergout early for a quick knockout and if that didnt work, take the least damage possible.

>>75310072
doesn't matter, he literally ducked into it and it didnt even phase him.

>>75310076
gus hit him with a knee to the face, he still recovered and won the fight.

>>75310057
oh yea, that much is true. in general they're not really worth doing imo

>>75310133
>that old dude with the fedora from target

heem

>>75310133
>his plan was to spergout early for a quick knockout

'cept he didn't even do this. He was shooting for takedowns.

>>75310133
My training partner's son

>>75310133
it does matter tho. like i said if that was shin hes KO'd

Who else is cheering for Stipe over JDS? I want to see the HW title stay with a guy for more than 2 defenses.

>>75310210
I'm cheering for JDS cause I want REEM to get the next title shot

>>75310218
REEM just had his shot

>>75310218
if JDS wins they might give it to Werdum because of the rivalry

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>>75310210
I want JDS to win because he is a savage and stipe is a giant fag. Also Reem needs his belt.

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>>75310166
I remember he started shooting after that kick, I'm not sure desu.

>>75310184
what do you base that on? dc took a straight up knee to the chin from gus and recovered just fine.

He ducked into the kick, it broke his nose, and he didn't even wobble, dude has the GOAT chin

>>75310210
I want JDS vs Ngannou desu

>>75310270
He was shooting before the kick and that was when DC disengaged

>>75310254
Stipe isnt a fag. Youre a fag.

>>75310240
He can get another one cause he just sent Hunt to the shadow-realm.

>>75310249
Werdum is a bum who needs to win one more fight.

>>75310298
Cody garbrandt fucked his girl, your hero is a cuck...faggot.

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>>75309145
>>75309166

>>75310295
then I dont understand, he quit before he got in there. dc is still a goat though

>>75310327
keep your tween tmz bullshit out of here faggot

>>75310388
>he quit before he got in there
That's why people are saying he threw the fight.

>>75310320
Hunt's a bum and every HW fight is a coin flip anyway.

>>75310327
And you've never fucked any girl, loser.

206.2

That's

206.2

Championship weight yeh

>>75310388
>>75310416
fuckin bitch say that shit to my face not online

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Which one of you faggots was talking shit about Peroni in the last thread? Get some taste, kid.

Rumble starting shooting for takedowns after getting hit by an overhand from DC

>>75310412
I misremembered the order of events. dc still ate that kick like a champ though.

>>75310438
>Zaitsev
is that an 8oz beer? Grab yourself a 40oz of Mickeys for 2 bucks bitch

DJ breaking down his fight against reis
https://youtu.be/5ROpbTGCvfQ

>>75310448
>>75310480
It looks like crap.

>>75310452
His corner were screaming at him to disengage and he kept at it. That's not an excuse, he wasn't hurt, he just threw the fight.

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>>75310327
>He actually believes a woman would cheat on a huge alpha stud with a super insecure hyper manlet

>>75310480
i did need a heeminder, thank you.

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forgot the bottom part, my bad

Are they gonna fight to get into the house on TUF?

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>>75310526
somebody always needs the heeminder. i'll always graciously oblige

>>75310463
love this dude

>>75309608
2018 UFC RULES
>no interim titles, but new champions have a 1 or 2 month bonus from being contested before the shitstorm
>points based on effective damage not number of strike - already in place
>six 5-minute rounds per fight, title fights are 10 rounders
>fight can only finish earlier than the bell if theres a KO, any tko/submission means the opponent loses the round 10/8
>basically just bleed
>just FUCKING BLEED

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#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

Anyone else ever blast Face the Pain on their speakers and shoot off full powered strikes aimlessly through the air?

>>75310620
I lose my shit whenever the intro for the main card starts. It truly is the perfect MMA song.

>>75310558
the ACB poster is from a previous event

EMBLACKED
https://youtu.be/-cHZdx6aKSQ

>>75310620
Every day.

Weidman has been in hiding since his shenanigans at UFC 210. Nothing on social media. Will he ever return?

>>75310697
If it isnt McGregor, its probably Diaz, which excites me, he'll probably beat the fuck out of Tyrone

>>75310697
Woodley is an active champ, good for him

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>>75310682
dang, i goofed. thanks for catching that

>>75310802
no problem my man, keep up the good work

>>75310745
>le rigid jitz boxer

>>75310745
>Nick
>winning a relevant fight

>>75310842
>>75310854
Woodley cant wrestle for an entire five round fight and literally does exactly what Nick wants all his opponents to do, back up to the fence and stand still

>>75310891
Woodley can wrestle for a few rounds and take massive potshots on the near literal test dummy of Dick Niaz

>>75310891
He can kick the shit out of Nick's legs

>>75310802

literally looks like a 12 year old put it together

>>75310925
If he could he would've done that to Wonderboy, and loading up on big counters is exactly what the Diaz style works against (see Daley, Gomi, Penn fights). This is a great matchup for Nick.

Nick isn't coming back and if he did he'd probably fight silva

>>75310745
woodley will break nicks twig legs, dudes leg kicks are brutal.

>>75310802
>that stupid picture in the top left
i want to punch you in mouth you fucking cringelord

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>>75310966
>daley, gomi, penn are equivalent to arguably the WW GOAT

>>75310966
>comparing Dick Niaz and Wonderbread

lmao

>>75310995
Good argument - you still haven't explained how he wins outside of "big counters" which haven't finished anyone since Koscheck

>>75310995
he wins from simply being a better fight than Nick "no wins since 2011" Diaz

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>conor
>diaz
>gsp
>bisping

>>75311066
>>75311038

>>75311066
That's very unconvincing

>>75311038
Tearing up Nick's lead leg and landing T-Bomb's at will when going forward

>>75311070
>>bisping
>Tyron can beat a huge middleweight who fought at light heavyweight
Let's be real here.

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How to take a joke and run into the ground by Connor Ruebusch

>>75311180
haha!

>>75311167
>bisping is a huge middleweight
yeah no

>>75311180
DANG that is one FUNNY guy!!!

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>>75311180
>arms like piano

>>75311180
wow

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>>75310987
you new around here? thats the official mascot my man

>>75311245
Fuck off Ruebusch

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>>75311231

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>>75311262
idk what that means

>>75311262
>not recognizing based serbbrah's artwork

newfag confirmed

>>75311245
fuck off you absolute zero

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>>75311328
what makes you so upset my man?

>>75311337
just IMAGINE the FORCE behind those bows

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>>75311231
who's the fuck is that goofball?

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LGTSS
>Ronaldpoo "Jacaroid" Poopza

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Reminder

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>>75311404
The baddest man on the planet god dammit.

>>75311452
Rich Mahogany

>>75311452
dat gyno doe

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>>75311565
too much T turns into E

Carla Esparza reminds me of Vicki Chase

why is notepads thread still open?

>>75311659
the mods give us the freedom to choose

>>75308732
Stevens been clean for years

>>75308676
>schaub and his kid look like actual retards
funny

but nitrous seems like the kind of trashy shit that goobs would be into

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr2aVDTjtKQ charlie z

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>>75311848
That is a photoshopped version

>>75311871
who can stop this man?
>>75311877
don't see a difference

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>>75311848
I think you'd be surprised

>>75311877
Is schaub black?

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>>75311945
The f is wrong with you?

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>you now remember literal male soap opera stars saying they could beat conor mcgregor in a fight

>>75312028
why are you posting shooped versions?

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>>75312082

>>75308379
Not really fair to call him a decision machine since he fought such tough competition made up of guys that didn't get stopped much. Hardly anybody could run the gauntlet of Shields/Condit/Diaz/Hendricks and win every match, nevermind stopping them all. I also think it's pretty clear he carried both Koscheck and Hardy for different reasons.

>>75312054
It's the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I gave them respect for what they go through, but when that happened i was like KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU FUCKING MANDRAMA FAGGOTS.

>>75308633
nos fucks your brain

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>>75312090