/epl/

/epl/ is kill

>>75307926
keep it alive

OP, it's totally pointless including one of those teams in the race for top 4. Arsenal have no chance.

>>75307950
>within 4 points with 6 games to go
>no chance

>>75308022
jej i trol u

>>75307926
it's possibly (possibly) slightly more relevant now that there is the slim chance of some sort of title race emerging

It's funny that this is going to be Tottenham's best season in like 50 years but everyone will still mock them when they inevitably finish 2nd or 3rd.

File: fa.jpg (91KB, 401x431px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 401x431px

>>75308189
1-1
0-0
1-1
0-3
0-0
3-3
2-1
2-2
0-0
0-4
3-1

File: 1491937847502.jpg (15KB, 410x337px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 410x337px

>mfw Arsenal won but then I remember Wenger is getting a new contract

>>75307944
>>75307926
Kill it. Reform as /PL/ and ignore everything that happened before

>>75308342
it was better when """non-league""" was welcome 2bh

>>75308342
nah, i have no idea what happened before

the name is fine

>>75308371
>the name is fine
But the name doesn't reflect anything that you posted about

File: Big Sam Dance.webm (1MB, 180x320px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 180x320px

How does he do it?

File: 1480361926733.png (116KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 1024x1024px

Shall be appearing here now.

>>75308455
>How does he do it
those are very basic dance moves, nothing special at all

>>75308455
/our guy/

chelsea are going to lose the title against sunderland in the last game of the season, arent they

>>75309097
>blunderland
>stopping anyone or anything

>>75309117
sunderland literally exist to inflict misery and suffering upon others

>not knowing chelseas history with tyne wear clubs

File: everton 2016-17.png (1MB, 900x899px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x899px

>>75308383
RIP in Peace Bobby Martinez ;_;

File: Nadal hears they're putting clay courts in Wimbledon.jpg (63KB, 311x350px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 311x350px

>>75309117
>stopping anyone or anything

They took four points away to Man City and Chelsea to up in 2014. As long as Connor Wickham starts, Sunderland will be okay!

>>75308742
nice, free 6 points up for grabs next season

>>75309156
Explain?

>>75308742
And will be going straight back down.

What's your favourite John Terry moment?

For me it's sleeping with his teammate's girlfriend

>>75319146
for me it's slipping in champions league final's penalty shootout

>>75308742
/lgbt/

>that one bender who keeps forcing that EPL should be called PL

Howling

File: 1425506805046.jpg (46KB, 600x603px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 600x603px

BREAKING: Harry Redknapp has been appointed as Birmingham City's new manager.

FOR FREE

Breaking: Theresa May to announce Arsene Wenger to leave Arsenal at 11:15am this morning outside Downing Street.

File: walk.jpg (815KB, 1365x1697px) Image search: [Google]

815KB, 1365x1697px

Ive got two months to fix my posture, walk and style. Any tips?

Aiming to look good at summer

>>75319688

Fantastic news

>>75319688
>the absolute state of Birmingham City

>>75319680
>says a guy who watching the DED

>>75319146
Mine was when he became a Manchester United legend

>>75319707
I hope that's not you lad. The guy in the pic is a literal cretin

File: de table.png (27KB, 616x292px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 616x292px

>>75319807
I remember Man Utd.

File: leicester-league-one_3448690.jpg (107KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 768x432px

wew lad, movie when?

https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/854236840995500033

>>75319822
>fucking a toilet

File: IMG_2019.jpg (24KB, 465x317px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 465x317px

SNAP GENERAL ELECTION IN 15 MINUTES

IT'S

HAPPENING

>>75319858
No one cares /pol/

>>75319858
>BBC 1 go live to news
This is big

>>75319840
ITS HAPPENING

WE WILL COME THROUGH
WEAR THE FOXES
WEAR THE BLUE

ELECTION 8th JUNE CONFIRMED

>>75319862
>politically ignorant

Fuck off cunt.

>>75319960
He's probably the sort who voted brexit because a bus told him to do so

>Everton want £100m for Lukaku
>for a player who wants to leave

get tae fuck

>>75308455
Based dad dancing

>>75308367
non-league was welcomed back but it didn't fixed the problem. I get the feeling alot of uni lads post here and theyve all been shitting themselves since february

>tfw Newcastle can't even win the Championship trophy

This is as close as Spurs will get to the title. I take no joy in saying this because I'd much rather them win it than Chelsea. But the Blues won't be caught.

File: Labours wreckoning.jpg (151KB, 960x894px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 960x894px

>>75319858
She's going for the kill

>beat a 19th place team... Barely
>praised
>"back on track"

ArsenLOL

been watching for the last few months, but i've not picked a team yet and it's getting kind of boring that way. how does an amerifat pick a team?

>>75320260
You don't pick a team, the team chooses you

File: hotline george.png (230KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 640x360px

>>75320260
>just deciding you like a team

>>75320260
>Are you black?
Y - Arsenal, N - next question
>Are you jewish?
Y - pick Spurs, N - next question
>Are you a moron?
Y- pick Liverpool, N- next question
>Do you like Eagles?
Y - pick Crystal Palace, N - next question
>Ever heard of Manchester United?
>Y - might aswell pick them, N - dont bother

>>75320260

What normally happens is you watch until you see a team with an American in it, then you latch onto them like an autist forever.

>>75320295
m8 don't make him a middlesbrough (guzan), stok (cameron) or sunderland (gooch) fan

>>75320295
I still have a soft spot for fulham for this very reason

>>75319822

Christ could be 12 points behind chelsea with 6 games, cheeky late title push?

>>75320301

He could get in on the ground floor with Newcastle now, they have Yedlin.

>>75320314
Got to play City in that game in hand though

>>75320274
>>75320278
well i don't particularly feel attached to a team even after watching for like 10 or 12 weeks now like i do to my american teams because i was born here and i love them and i would never consider cheering for anyone else. they are the cowboys for football, mavericks for basketball, and fc dallas football lite.

>>75320260
Only if you are from NYC are you allowed to have a preference, if you're from anywhere else then pick barcelona/madrid and enjoy some comfy moneyball

>>75319822
>Tottendraw

>>75308121
Fuck yes. Upsets, surprises, and drama are a great addition to good footy.

>>75320260
Go for Palace and Big Sam. They've got cheerleaders and an eagle that flies around the stadium before games. They'll ease you into football.

File: cristle paliss.png (18KB, 295x301px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 295x301px

>>75320260

>>75319840
we literally did not manage to beat stockport that season

the trajectories of both clubs have been pretty different, i think it's safe to say

File: worlds best left backs 201`7.png (174KB, 880x823px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 880x823px

is klopp a literal genius?

File: file.png (392KB, 634x422px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 634x422px

why are they sharing the drivers seat?

I saw Theresa May at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen creme eggs in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the eggs and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any European infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each egg and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by calling a general election.

>>75321782
Yes

>>75321782
>goals scored in a left back comparison
>show totals
m8

>>75320260
Manchester City is the only reasonable choice.

>>75321791
jose is in the backseat sillybuns

>>75321782
Danny Rose

Also it helps being white

>>75321840
wow

she's my idol and i've always wanted to meet her but i'm having second thoughts now

File: That Moment.jpg (177KB, 750x574px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 750x574px

>>75320314
>cheeky late title push?
...or miserable failure, considering how many top teams you have left to play.

>>75321782
>comparing stats total when he played way more games (no CL but the 50 domestic cups in the English football against amateur lads)
>comparting attacking stats of a midfielder playing as a defender with actual defenders
0/10

I hope you delet this image and avoid posting again in the future

>>75308022

Except they aren't within 4 points. You assume that they will win that game in hand.

They still have to play Tottenham, United, Everton, Lestah, in those 6 games. Arsenal are gonna be stuck in the Evropa next year.

>>75322837

I don't have any teams to play

>>75322891

Its only comparing league games

>>75321782
Where's the clean sheets? Where's percentage of duels won? Where's interceptions? Where's clearances?

I'm a liverpool man myself, and even I recognize that Milner in LB is a mistake. If he's to play at all, he needs to play in the middle of the park.

Migs

Clyne - Lovren - Matip - Klavan

Lucas
Milner Lallana

Coutinho Origi

Studge.

I came to this formation already.

>>75323310
>I'm a liverpool man myself

didn't know they had a Liverpool in America

>>75322912
>EVROPA

very kult

>>75323407
>Liverpool, New York

Get rekt.

Either way, I'm an international student so I'm stuck with >tf

>>75323310
>Playing 2 wide men in CM.

Woah, I feel like you're too intelligent for /sp

>>75323310
>Lucas, Milner, Lallana in a midfield 3
>Sturridge in a system that demands hard work

How did you come up with such an awful squad?

>>75323728
He's American

>>75320295
This. It's why there are a weird number of American Fulham fans running around.

File: Rolling girls.jpg (122KB, 617x842px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 617x842px

Threadly reminder Costa is costing Chelsea the league and he will cost them the FA cup game against Spurs.

File: pepe.jpg (80KB, 666x1184px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 666x1184px

>post yfw liverslip finish 5th

>>75323834
>not lester winning the CL, man utd winning the EL and liverpool finishing 4th

would cap off a GOAT timeline for ABLivs

>>75323764
What other strikers can they get to replace him this summer?

>>75323868
pookaku for £100m

>>75323868
Lukaku would be the obvious choice

>>75323834
in you're dreams lmao

>>75323310
>klavan at left back

:thinking:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/18/chelsea-partly-blame-virus-for-off-colour-display-against-manchester-united

>>75308742
>rivals with palace
>havent played them in years

>>75323927
wtf

>>75323927
chelsea are now officially as pathetic as spurs

>>75323927

Where they kissing and sharing food?

>>75323868
Sanchez desu

>>75308742
>full of benders

>>75320035
Or more likely the sort who voted Remain because Facebook told him he was a racist if he didn't ;^)

>>75324154
no, just no

>>75323927
They must have got the case of the EXPOSED. I hear it's been spreading around in Manchester.

File: happy customer.jpg (26KB, 202x243px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 202x243px

Reminder that /epl/ killed its own general when they expelled /efl/ posters

But enough about that, let's laugh at Arsenal

>the Leicester meme is dead
Thank fuck for that.

RIP /epl/

Michael Owen is ageing terribly, he's not even 40 and he looks like my dad with his chubby face and wrinkles

>>75333278
>you now remember when he played for Stoke

>>75329923
Only entertaining English side since Liverpool 2005 tbqh.

>>75334005
Hopefully it'll quieten the foreign bandwagoners who didn't know about Leicester before the 2014/15 season.

>L'Équipe: Serge Aurier has held talks with José Mourinho about a Manchester United move & has even agreed to it in principle.

>>75337352

He seems like a cunt and its probably not gonna work. Hope its wrong

>They've beaten two big boys in nine days but still have the champions, both Manchester clubs, Liverpool and Spurs to come
Poor Palace. The fuck with these schedule?

Do >our teams have enough money to bribe UEFA

>>75345730
It's used to bribe the PL instead

ze germans took one hell of a beating last night

>>75345730
they all spend it on their top 4 ticket

File: top2.jpg (100KB, 1350x759px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1350x759px

Will the FA cup semi final match winner, also win the league?

>>75323868
Cavani
Lukaku
Alexis
Icardi
Dzeko
Llorente

>>75346065
just remember that the good guys never win. ill leave it at that

>>75308189
2-1
0-2
0-1
1-3
1-2
3-2
3-1
1-1
2-2
1-3
2-1

>>75323868
Lukaku
Morata
Belotti

will conte drop costa lads?

>>75337352
>more black french speaking players at United
pls no

>>75346065
Matches Spurs wont win
>Palace away
>Arsenal home
>Man utd home
>Leicester away
>Hull away (unless their fate is already sealed)

>>75346161
Vs Spurs? No

However, Vs Southampton?

Also no

>>75346206
>>>/a/rse

>>75321782
Milner is on penalties which is why he has all those goals. Liverpool's fullbacks get up the field often (or just get lost) and this is also part of the reason why their club has such a shitty defensive record this season. Sandro is the best fullback from that list and arguably the best left back in the world right now.

>>75320295
Is it confirmed this was the reason Spurs bought Yedlin?

>>75329923
>tfw you will hear about last season for every year until you die

So now that the Leicester meme is dead, where will their best players fuck off to?

>>75346570
Nowhere with their nice high paying contracts

>>75346570
Ndidi to United

>Chelsea have won the title in each of the last three years where there has been a general election in the UK (2005, 2010, 2015)

>>75346508
Wouldn't surprise me if it was the reason they were looking at Pulisic either.

friendly bump because the yanks are spamming about irrelevant sports again.

forest supporter here, just one little message for leicester

>YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT, CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

thats all ta

File: dabs towards league one.png (2MB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 900x1200px

>>75352422
enjoy league one, cunt

>>75353258
i'll enjoy my 2 european cups desu

>>75353316
i doubt you were alive when forest won them

>>75353316
>my