/hoc/ Fuck off early yuroscum

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>Crawford still starting in game 3
OH SHIT COACH QUINTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>rags

I guess this is the thread

>mod is a rags fan
Shieet

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another piece of evidence that surely without doubt proves once again that one of the jannys are one of the anally devestated and very angry americans on hoc

btw, rangers will sweep in 7

>>75305400
lmfao

GIVE THE FLY TOP SIX MINUTES GOD DAMNIT

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>>75305419
>hoc
>earlyfag
FUCK OFF

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>>75305419
>rags

>>75305346

>Fly heading for poodreau

I always knew they were drawn to shit

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>>75305121
>>75305121
You should know you're delusional if you think Shattenkirk wont end up on the Rags, and for thinking we could get Forsberg for our 7th best forward, a guy who sits in the pressbox and a 1st. This is much more likely what the Leafs will look like next year. Its my perfect world where Martin doesn't play.

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nth for Repeat Imminent

>rags

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>>75305393
that ovie looks more like mark stone

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Greece loses AGAIN

Fuck nashville

is fleury elite?

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>>75305474

>>75305419
>rangers will sweep in 7
>sweep
>7
yuroswedes are so fucking stupid wholly shit

>>75305441
being early is an ancient /hoc/ tradition
just ask your mom

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>>75305474
and thus we all win

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>20 posts in
>Not shitting on Finland

>>75305498
bait

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>>75305519

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>>75305538
come home jao

@75305498(You)

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>>75305562

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>>75305519

>>75305570
me with the salmon shirt behind the goal

It was a good year jackets bros. We'll be back next year even stronger.

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Introducing, the Conn Smythe trophy winner of the the 2016-2017 season. From the Stanley Cup winning, Toronto Maple Leafs, Kasperi Kapanen!

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is shitposting getting real?

>>75305578
>rags

>>75305602
Clearly another rigged trophy if Backlund or Zäta doesn't win it

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>>75305578
>rags

>>75305600
bust

>>75305602
>no barkov
who made this shit list

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>>75305603
>>75305624
>rags

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The Blackhawks' counter attack begins tonight to cap off their sweep in 6.

>>75305637
>implying he wasn't shot by the egg shaped chocolate man yesterday

>>75305651
Yes please

>>75305582
>2 wins in 17 years

>>75305651
dubs confirm the reddithawks will not score a goal for the rest of the series

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>reddithawks

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Please wave and say hello to the 2017 Norris trophy winner

>>75305676
>the city of toronto

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>>75305691
Thats not Rasmus Arjalainen

Cbj in 7

>>75305714
this post made me very arjalainen

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Canada will BEAT USA.

Except Edmonton and Toronto, those are shit cities.

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Go Belarus!

>>75305747
Im not gay but damn
would

>>75305625
fried man

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>>75305747
Ummm no sweetie

>>75305762
But then so would his 10+ Muslim friends on you.

Are you willing to take that risk?

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>>75305747

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>>75305691
>doubting the beard

Gf is constantly changing to the nba playoffs. Haven't seen much of the nhl loffs. How are my hawks lookin?

>>75305819
Cant stand that cunt

>>75305819
lolololol funne berd

>>75305831
Burns is awesome

>>75305830
Honestly, I don't even think it's so much of what the Preds are doing but more what the Hawks are lacking. And that is passing. Holy absolute fuck the passing has been atrocious. Stupid no look drop passes to an empty point kill moments of long pressure. Passes are not crisp at all. Either they arent on the tape or the receiver has been mishandling the puck a ton. Nashville is playing big and getting on the body but a lot of that could be avoided if the Hawks didn't have to stop every pass and look down to find the puck. We have had a lot of shots on goal but most have been shots right into the mid section of Rinne. Think about how many times this season you've seen Panarin take the Ovi one times, countless right? He's taken one ATTEMPT at that shot between both games becausd the passing just is not there and therefore the Hawks have no cycle game to open up shooting lanes and players in the prime areas. I think if the passing is tightened up and we find a way to get one in the net then things will turn around. However if the horrible passing continues we are gonna get swept easily.

>>75305878
>The Blackhawks aren't losing to the preds, they're losing to themselves.
More news at 11 poor man's sweden.

Ducks are going to win the cup

>>75305819
His beard is actually quite shit, it's really thin

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>>75305819
>Be 2015-16 Erik Karlsson
"You were too offensive minded"
>give Norris to Doughty

>Be 2016-17 Erik Karlsson
"This other guy had more points than you"
>give Norris to Burns

>Ottawa fans when

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>sid and the kids

how will nbc try and suck off the blackcocks after they get swept?

>>75305999
With a white girl wearing a choker. Thats what porn has taught me anyway.

kek. Linesman got pucked by a Russian.

>>75306078
did they stop the game and assess a penalty to the team?
that's what jykkets fans say should happen

>>75306099
They stopped for first aid but no penalty was given.

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So will three cups make them a dynasty, just like the Blackcocks?

>>75306226
reddithawks don't have a dynasty tho

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laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

>>75306226
Not even the same teams. Just malkin letang crosby fleury and kunitz remain from 09

Lads, I'm from the future. Laffs win in OT tonight on a wraparound by Kadri.

I've never sucked dick before.
I bet it sucks dick.

Having a hearty chuckle at the Minnesota wild

>tfw won't ever have to hear "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB" for the rest of the ploffs

any juicy info on the laffs or craps?

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>the absolute state of the columbus blue jackets and minnesota wild

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You tried ;_;

>>75306331
I have. I did it with a trap

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>>75306332
>tfw don't ever have to hear "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB" while they are in the playoffs anyways

>>75306363
which is not gay btw if anyone is wondering

not gay

>>75306226
You need at least 3 championships in 4 years to be a dynasty. Pens have a shot desu.

Digits and laffers sweep in 5

>>75305830
I hate to break this to you but you're a cuckold anon

>>75306383
Yeah I'm not gay, it was very nice though. He was qt

>>75306466
Nah m8 she's just a huge bulls fan

>>75306470
Faggot

>>75306516
Buddy. I am not gay. Traps are feminine

>>75306516
its not gay you retard closeminded jerk

>>75306470
>He

>>75306413
>they actually called that Mascot Gooly
They probably didn't know what goolies means in English

Lets fucking go PREDS

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>>75306226

3 is 3 you faggots. The playoffs were not shortened

>>75306688
Not the same, they didn't experience the fatigue a team would have during a full season.

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Check your sauna doorhandles, people.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/17/mother-and-daughter-die-after-being-locked-in-czech-sauna

>Mother and daughter die after becoming locked in Czech sauna
>Door handle came off, trapping the women, aged 65 and 45, in sauna at their friends’ house. Emergency services declared the women dead at the scene.

RIP in peace.

>>75306688
3rd was a cheater cup.

Love how the Pengshits are absolutely reliant on massive refpuck aid .

The jackets should be up 3-0

>>75306663
The shortened season was half a cup?

>>75306785
just crawl under the door lmao

>>75306785
thats what they get for bein lesbians! real man like me coulda booted it down after they sucked me off

>>75306785
they couldn't break the window? why are women so useless

>>75306787

This . The RefHawks needed massive refpuck aid to beat the ducks in 2015 WCF

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>>75306792

>>75306785
:OOO

maybe now we'd get rid of finns

>>75306814
That and Kanes magical injury recovery put them roughly 8million over the caphit for the playoffs, to a point they made a rule about irt

>>75306542
>>75306570
Reminder that Hitler was right about the mentally ill

>>75306514
kek

You guys are fucking idiots

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Do you people actually hate Sid still and unironically want to see him seriously injured?

>>75306863
don't talk about your mother that way

>>75306846
Finns cannot die in sauna, it only strengthens their Sisu.

>>75306876
Dont want 2 see him injured at all but I don't like him ya.

>>75306413
A picture made with dignity

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>>75306876
Jealousy. Hes literally the perfect specimen

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>>75306906
Oh my heavens.

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>>75306934

being gay is gay
having sex with females that happen to have a dick is not gay

go rangers

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Do coaches hold grudges against teams that fire them?

>there is finally a laffs fan that isn't hateable
>other laffs fans hate him because he smokes
fuck Toronto

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>Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane have combined for two (2) goals in their last twenty-seven (27) combined playoff appearances

>>75307024
It truly was a mistake

>>75307024
I've seen one article complaining about him, written by a real life cuck

>rags

>>75307257
bunch of mega cucks on twitter were saying his smoking is problematic

>>75307013
if the team goes on to achieve godhood, yes
if not, they laugh

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>>75307024
Dart guy will lead us past the Caps

did bylsma kill himself?

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>>75307327
I wonder how long it'll be before the media digs through his internet history to find something to smear him.

>>75307421
Im sure Steve Simmons has already started a task force to determine his favourite hot dog stands throughout the city.

>>75307349
what's wrong with disco dan?

>>75307459
He's balding and a terrible coach. What ISN'T wrong with him?

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really made you think huh?

you think you're cool because you smoke ciggies? FACT CHECK: untrue, real cool guys smoke weed

t. Justin T. from Canada

You are now comissioner of the National Hockey League

What is your first move?

Remove Eugene Melnyk as Owner

Why doesn't a team just get one of those 600 lb guys on TLC and put him in goalie?

>>75307521
I dont know why dont we ask you're mom haha

>>75307482
oh, well when you put it that way

>>75307516
Remove all darkies from the league

>>75307521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA

>>75307558
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75307516
Move all Canadian franchises to the USA

>>75307659
>he likes sunbelts

Wew

>>75307659
Then the leagues revenues decrease by half. Nice one commissioner you fucking idiot.

>>75307516
- Allow players to go to Olympics
- Move the Coyotes to Quebec City
- Move the Panthers to Seattle
- Get rid of the Wild Card crossover rule
- Allow teams to trade cap space for players/draft picks

>>75307684
Canada can keep its teams and just be the NHL minor league system, it's not they compete with American hockey anymore.

>>75307516
sell some cheap moonshine at the games

>>75307516
Remove the shootout and loser point

>>75307516
3-2-1

Sens > Broons
Preds > Shithawks
Laffs > Craps
Ducks ? Flames

who you guys got for the flames game?

>>75307851
Flames. Series will always be won at home

>>75307516
This but the bruins owner too.

>>75307516
allow people to bring their own drinks and ban people under the age of 16

>>75307746
>The only way for Americucks to win against Canagods is in the woman's leagues, and that's only since they're so addled with testosterone they're essentially just manlets
you're right, it's not even a competition when a hodgepodge mix of Euros can perform better than you.

Last digit is the number of goals the laffs score in the rest of the series

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>>75307521
t. charles

>>75307516
Multi puck

>>75307914
BASED DANE gonna have a few shutouts

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>>75307909
lol were you even born when this happened?

face it, Canada sucks at hockey and the fact that you have to cling to some meme international scrimmage proves it

Coilers needed massive refpuck aid to beat the sharks last night . Sad!

>>75307516
Get rid of no trade clause and force teams to get talent from a designated radius like they did in the 1950s.

Bam, American teams never win ever again.

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>>75307939

We want the Dane back

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>>75305400
My god what in the fuck is wrong with Torontofags?

>>75307960
>rooting for other teams from your country

Do americans actually do this? If the Leafs aren't winning the Cup, the last teams I'd want to see hoist it would be the Habs, Sens, Canucks, Oilers. Flames, Jets are okay I guess.

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>>75307977
>ducks fans are furfags

>>75307914
>last digit for a team that will score two digits

Actually 14 more goals this series from the leafs seems about right.

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tfw running out of jack games

>>75307972
>he wants toronto to win forever
good job retard

>>75307977
>>75307988
Anthromorphs are different like would you fuck an alien?

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Post yfw Laffs sweep the Caps in 5

>>75307977
H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T

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>>75307961
It's just Zack Kassian and Cam Talbot literally nobody else on this team gives a fuck

>>75307972
>Designated Radius meme

Congrats, you just eliminated every European player from the league

>Inb4 Eurocucks go to The closest team to Europe (the bruins)

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> tfw Flomes get swept

>>75307972

Bam, Toronto back to irrelevance without their best players - two Americans and a Dane

>>75308051
American teams can have the Europeans to make it more fair.

>>75308074
>toronto gets mcmeme

>>75307516
Delete every team south of Denver

>>75308092
Matthews is better then Mcgaykid

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>>75308055
Tfw Kesler sits on the puck in the final seconds of game 4 to secure the win

>>75308074
>McDavid
>Stamkos
>Tavares
>Subban
>Doughty

We'd be okay

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>>75308141
What in the fuck is wrong with you laffers?

>>75308141
You're on crazy pills.

>canadian goose memeing all over an american police detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWKL_hrIlvk

Fun fact: This is actually not a real goose, it's Gustav "goose" Nyquist doing some off season shenanigans

>>75308155
Africa isn't close enough to Toronto

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>>75308038
No face because that won't happen

>>75307516
ban fighting

>>75308381
kys

>>75307516
Force everyone to wear full cages
ban fighting
give everyone a gopro
remove offside
add two line pass rule

>>75308131
This. Make the league 20-25 teams, concentrate the talent. Half the players right now are AHL calibre and should be sent back.

The 2000's expansion teams should have never happened. Fuck Bettman he has literally fucked over everything in this league.

>>75308415
Fite me

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>>75305466

>>75308492
I thought you want to ban fighting tho?

Damn /hoc/ sucks today, must be a day that ends in y

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Let's talk about finland

share with everyone whats your favourite thing about finland

>>75308577
No, it's måndag

>>75308577
no good games today

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>>75308595
This snowman, he seems like a nice guy

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>ytfw the reddithawks will be down 3-0 by the end of the night

>>75307516
Win - 3 points
OT Win - 2 points
OT Loss - 1 point

Allow players to go the Olympics if they want to.

Disband the Meme Cup of Hockey

Fireworks inside the arenas.

Light the puck on fire.

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>>75308595
I love all the funny Pulju memes

>>75308635
That's sergeant Snowman to you.

Flames will turn it around tonight

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>>75308701

>>75308692
Sorry, but you're mistaking. It's only sergeant Snowman when I'm on duty

>>75307516

expand into Africa

>>75308718
Goddammit Håkan. You're supposed to be on watch.

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>>75308735
Ooops ;^)

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> post yfwwhen you realize that the leafs might actually humiliate the caps in round 1

>>75308646
>>75308646
>>75308646
>>75308646
for fuck's sake can I get some fucking (you)s?

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>>75308799

>>75308799
Have one 4-3

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>>75308827
you'll still buy tickets

>>75308799
No you don't seem nice

>>75308787
i'd laff

I wrote a poem for you /hoc/:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
/hoc/ is gay
And Gary Bettman's a Jew

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>>75308859
of course i will. especially on free yarmulka night

Might go to the NHL game in Sweden

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>>75308025
>furfag """distinctions""""

ducks are now officially furfags and thus a akron-tier team next to the mild and poo jackets

>>75308906
pls don't

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Finns Norwegians and Swedes how many ropponen have u eaten so far?

>>75308925
I'm pretty sure Swedes and Norwegians don't eat mämmi

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>>75308943
this man juha mieto claims to eat 40 every easter

>>75308921
Why

>>75308959
playing games for a league overseas shouldn't be encouraged, even if it's just pre-season. if it's successful they'll try to do actual games in europe and it'll be the worst

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>>75306906
ever see his sis?

>>75308925
3 and a half
Not buying any more tho

>>75308999
That would be great! More games in Europe now!

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>>75309042
it'll be like the NFL games in yurope which everyone hates except you fuckers. end globalism now

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>when you know your team isn't going to advance and you just want them to start injuring opposing players

>>75309015
Nice newfag bait

>>75307516
Send the Blue Jackets to the AHL.

>>75308925

I haven't touched that shit in 15 years

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>>75309056
reddithawkbro...

>>75309109
>relegation

>>75309110
homo ryssä if you ask me

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>>75309121

>rags
>a
>g
>s

Caps 3-1
Bruins 2-0
Hawks 4-1
Flames 3-2

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Our year

>>75307516
Move Florida to Quebec
Move Phoenix to a better market, wherever the fuck that would be. Anywhere not the fucking desert.
Move Vegas before they even play one game while at it.
Throw Detroit back into the western conference just because.
Don't hold games in China, we already have enough gooks in Vancouver alone.
Forbid stupidly long contracts.
Allow coaches to contest a penalty and if it fails the penalty gets an extra minute for game delay.

>>75308916
Ducks are still gonna btfo of edmonton/san josey

>>75307516
shorten RFA time

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>>75309196
Having this much faith in >finnish goaltending

Cap or Leaf bro start a thread? I don't have good OP images

>>75307516
Ban Canada from playing hockey in he is. Ban candiens from entering us period

>>75309295
dumb phoneposter

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>>75309253
>>75309196
>thinking calgary will win a game

Luke, did I ever tell you about the coach who took his team on a rollercoaster throughout the season? He made an awful team first in the league for a good while. They were posting record numbers! Their goalie had all but clinched the Vezina.
And then he forcefully, meticulously crushed every team member's confidence, by his own hands. They never won a game again, Luke. First round exit. Confined to the league's basement.
The man lost his coaching job for the second straight year and headed to the Canucks in a desperate move. His heart failed due to high blood pressure.

He was a good friend.

>>75309190
>>75309121

Based Berniebros and rangerbros make ultimate broship

test

>>75309310
I'm actually on a bona fide desktop, not even a laptop right now. I just don't have any of the nice slash images that show both teams' logos

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>Swedish """""""cuisine""""""""

>>75307516
Set new guidelines that you must allow people to mive from upper level to available lower level seating after the first 10 min of a game. If you cannot sell out your stadium you must lower ticket prices each week untill full.

>>75309332

> not liking Squirt cheese

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

>>75309337
>cheese

>>75309337
>cheese

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>>75309332

Finnish cuisine best cuisine

SENS VS. BRUINS GAMETHREAD:

>>75309346
>>75309346
>>75309346
>>75309346
>>75309346

>>75309338
Laughing SO HARD at the wild with RawnPawl

>>75309330
fuck off retard just fucking kill yourself

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>>75309316
>>75309316
>>75309316

LEAFS VS CAPS

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I just learned /pol/ got its own minor league hockey team and arena.

>>75309365
It saddens me that it all ends tomorrow. I really want Wild to make a cumbag for 3-3, just to choke one last time in the 7th.

>>75309386
Imagine the memes. Maybe they make it a 5er at least

>>75307516
give the go-ahead to olympics
dial back on hawks/pongs shilling
remove loser points, make OTL the first tiebreaker instead
direct some league funding to r&d for injuries common in hockey, make research public for non-player use and PR points

>>75309377
>pixie
my nigga

>>75309372
i'll shit down your throat you salty fucker

>>75309469
shut the fuck up faggit ill slit you're throat neck

>>75307986
I like to root for Canadian teams of the other conference.

So sue me.

>>75309469
>salty
just throwing out buzz words?

>>75309155
I'm the damn commissioner I'll find a way! I'll bid to bring Cleveland in to replace those embarrassments to the league.

>>75309540
fuck off ohio

>>75309531
>salty
>buzzword
lmao just fall on a sharp rock already and shut up

>>75309425
>>dial back on hawks shilling
It's like you want the NHL to fade into obscurity again. The only reason the lockout season didn't kill the NHL rating wise was because the country became enamored with the Hawks and their point run.

>>75309562
yeah it is a buzzword you cocksucking faggot. show me how I was salty in any way

>>75309582
absolutely SEETHING
btw I'm phoneposting rn
stay salty buttmad

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>>75309582

So what happened to your B-hole to cause this kind of distress?

>>75309695
you can't use google and you're trying to make fun of someone?

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>50 hours left.

>>75309838
til the reverse sweep?
i don't think anybody can choke like the blues can
maybe the laffs

and the laffs are done

>>75309860
You forget they're playing the minnesota who are professional chokers, coached by bruce THE choke artist.

>>75309902
but the bloos are also professional chokers.

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>>75309990
Not on the level of the state of hockey with no cups and the proud owners of own goal + 5mm choke.

>games start
>thread dies

Ah, /hoc/.

>>75310035
did you forget the bloos have no cups either?
they have yet to win a stanley cup finals game even, not that they've been there since the 1970

>>75310054
what would you like to talk about faggot?

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>>75310054
>/hoc/ migrates to gamethreads
>''Why is the general dead?

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>tfw you play a drop in eashl game and light it up

>>75310121
he wants to continue flag posting most likely because he doesn't watch hockey

Rude edition. NOT nice. SAD!

>only good game isn't for another two hours

why?

>>75305346
Is Toews the most overrated player in the league? Honestly.

>>75310207
Why the fuck are you asking me

>>75310207
no. he's literally a top 100 greatest of all time :^)

>>75310069
Not being there is better than the choke jobs Minnesota has pulled

>>75310259
>winning is worse than not winning at all
huh, so this is what methheads think

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will they ever get back to the final?

>>75310259
t. tranpa gay

They will spend hundreds of years scouting the world.

They will draft every bust; overpay every free agent.

They will spend thousands of seasons in last place.

As cup games are played, and playoff games won, and lost, and won, lost, and won, and lost, and lost, and lost.

Failures built upon failures until seasons run on an endless loop.

They will disappoint millions of fans whose own exponential offspring will slowly give up hope through the years, whose millions of pitiful lives will eventually be swept again from the Earth.

And still, the maple leafs continue to lose.

Expansion franchises will come and go.

Cities and mascots will lose all meaning.

Until the sport of hockey vanishes entirely from the world.

And yet, the maple leafs will continue to lose.

They will join the league of a popular futuristic sport.

A sport where the puck is made of pure light and played on a field of energy. Where the leafs moniker is revered as a nostalgic god.

Rebuilding, playing, losing...

...until the Earth is swallowed beneath their feet
...until the Sun is long since gone
...until time itself loses all meaning

And the moment comes where the only game left to play is to guess the positions of stars and the ages of galaxies.

And still, they guess wrong.

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>>75310369
look at this shit. nobody is going to read it based purely on how ugly it is

>>75310369
I miss the Cubs meme

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75310437
>wed men town
>toilers