/heem/

INTERIOR CORCODILE ALLIGATOR

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>>75300985
nth for best girl Rena

Reminder that notepad was the original jacasperg and killed himself when another one of his boys got do.

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>Khabib

>Cruz

>Jacare

>>75301160
TJ will turn out your boy

>>75301169
>THIS TIME!!!

lol

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http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tim-kennedy/change-military-leadership-prompts-tim-kennedy-reenlist-us-army-special-forces/

Shit Kennedy is back in, Gastly really did a number on him.

>>75301188

All namefags are getting down one by one.

>>75301209
If Cody loses I'll still be here

A fan for life

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>>75301275

We'll see

>>75301208

That pic is hilarious

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Insert Rockhold here.

>>75301343
Yes you will

How do I download from fight pass using script reader?

>>75301373
click the small Dana icon

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Who will be the first person to lose a title in 2017?

I love how after the fight Cruz and Cody just had a full conversation

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>mfw Jacare got Cerrone'd

Fucking retard couldve sat on the shelf waiting for his shot, or kept campaigning for his rematches with Rockhold and Roidmero, but nope, gotta get heemed like a scrub in a fight you had nothing to gain from.


Back of the list for that coffee bean looking fucker,

>>75301421
Stipe because he is the next to fight (other than JJ) and its HW.

reminder that notepad was the original weidmansperg

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Has anyone done this yet?

>>75301623
lol that won't back down shit used to get posted in every thread

>>75301586
The only fight he should have taken was a rematch with Romero

>>75301590
Stipe is gonna beat JDS, the last fight was close but Stipe is now prime.

>>75301633
just go back and look at the archives lol

literally identical OP template, the very very first thread wars, firsted his own thread every time, all of the exact same shit

>>75301004
Alarez is an incredibly sloppy
fighter.
he had no business fighting Goobs.

Gooby needs to fight people his own size. it's kind of embarrassing in a way to see this shit.

>>75301623
That's me though and I haven't made an OP this year I don't think.
>tfw still on the team

>>75301664
Alvarez had 0 gameplan

>>75301631
kek

>>75301623
No he wasn't.

>>75301669

yeah he just does all of the exact same shitty things and its a total coincidence dude

>>75301669
>>75301623
Also I did save my OP template in notepad and just adjust links toolol, so maybe I am notepad?

>>75301698
that is actually hilarious

>>75301699
nice cap
"no tears now, just sleep"

>>75301663
This is the piece of trash that claims to own a business with 20 employees and here he is shitposting about dumb shit on a Monday morning

Excuse my French, this is just nearly terrific

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>>75301688
>lmaobud
>complaining about people doing "shitty things"
really makes you think

>>75301664

>goobs needs to fight people his own size

He's a big featherweight and a normal sized lightweight. Khabib, Ferguson, Cerrone, Nate are all bigger than him. RDA and Alvarez are slightly shorter but probably heavier.

McGregor cuts 25 lbs to make FW, which is hardly unique, and 15 lbs to make LW, which is probably less than most LWs. The McGregor = weight cut babby meme is just that, a meme.

>>75301715
i do own a business lol

its a fuckin holiday bud im sitting on the couch with a dark roast

>>75301799
>McGregor cuts 25 lbs to make FW, which is hardly unique, and 15 lbs to make LW

Nice bait lad

>>75301827

How much do you think McGregor walks around at?

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every. fucking. time.

>>75301783
what the fuck do you mean by that bud

>>75301854
A lot more than 165

>>75301944
look at this idiot

look at him and laugh

>>75301944
That why he weighted in well below 170 for rematch with Nate ?

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It's like the public figures who are vehemently anti-gay and always turn out to be suckin dick for funsies

>>75301931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUnbVTXDytl [Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed]

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>>75301957
>>75301962
>cut an extra 2 pounds
>Oh look I couldn't even make 170 Nates huge

>>75301971
are you doing a tribute to based adan

>>75302004
laugh at him

>>75302011
lmaobud = """"adan"""" ≠ Adan

It actually makes me sad for my country when I look at heem and realise I'm the least retarded brit here.

Sad..

I miss Estoniabro

>>75302078
probably got heemed by lithcuck

>>75302078
i miss tightpants horsepuncher

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>>75302102
Where is Czechbro that likes to eat ass? So many great posters gone

>>75302029
Retard

Lets compile a comprehensive list of /ourguys/:

Mike Perry
Kevin Lee
Tyron Woodley

>>75302139
gooby

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>>75302139
Heem only has one eternal boy, that is Black Beass

who is your favorite female fighter?

>>75302139
lmao having wogs as your boys

>>75302139
>Kevin Lee
>Tyron Woodley

Nah

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>>75302154
>Female fighter

>>75302139
What an utterly shit list

who is your favourite woman fighter

>>75302159
>>75302163

>2017
>not embracing the race baiting memes

>>75302183
Adan, relax you're autism

>>75302184
you got baited, thanks for the (you)

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Who here ready for McGoober vs Black Tyrone ?

>>75302184
simply ebin XD

what is your favourite UFC walkout song

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Will Rockhold ever be the same again?

I think Bisping took his soul, he's done.

>>75302216
That filename made me chuckle

who is the most overrated fighter currently on the ufc roster?

>>75302139
Michael Perry
Jason Knight
Timothy Elliott
Brian Barberena
Artem Lobov
Michael Chiesa

what is your favourite UFC commercial

who is your favourite UFC OP?

>>75302229
>>75302247
Can you two go be autistic somewhere else

what is your favourite UFC song?

>>75302210
Filthy tom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2BXCEeJMg

or rockhold when vs weidman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jibFQ5Tno

or when people walk out to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk

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>>75302229
USADA via TKO

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>>75302197

what is your favourite style of UFC champion walkout?

>>75302210
and how could I forget Tim Elliot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exrLylxFGUk

and Nate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQZqPi1aHNo

>>75302004

McGregor's standard walking around weight when he's fighting at LW/FW probably is lighter. When he was 177 he was training for a welterweight fight so had an incentive to bulk up as much as possible + visually looked much softer than he normally does.

Even if McGregor is always 177, that's still not an unheard of amount to cut to get to FW, and at LW it's a perfectly normal amount.

>>75302292
tough talk for a little boy

>>75302307
Lad Mcgregor is heavy
He's pretty solid and just look at the size of his shoulders. He cuts a lot.

>>75302339

He's also 5'9

177 at 5'9 IS heavy. A guy who's lean and 177 at 5'9 can look pretty jacked.

Is WME a good owner for the UFC?

what is your favourite UFC episode?

>>75302354
Tyron

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Will Silva ever be the same again?

I think Bisping took his soul, he's done.

>>75302385

Tyron is legitimately massive and cuts from 205 though

>>75302394
Will Bisping ever fight the number 1 contender?

I think Hendo took his souk, he's done

>>75301715
it's literally Easter, ffs.

>>75302413
Last I checked bisping retired hendo

>>75302426
he has no family

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Someone please post the McGregor counter punch comilation on Nate. My phone broke and lost all my webms ;_;

I'll even trade you with this

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>>75301799
>McGregor cuts 25 lbs to make FW, which is hardly unique, and 15 lbs to make LW,

ya, I don't think so.
closer to that many kgs maybe

>>75302434
Too bad I don't have the two faces compared after the fight Bisbong got banged-up

>>75302454
too bad nobody loves you

Said it once and I'll say it again

If you talk shit about BispGOAT you will pay

Lemon-head, Wideman, Cuckhold all know it. You should know it. Respect the natty GOAT. Fuck yes I'm Benedict

>>75302461
He LITERALLY always does
>>75302462
>super heavyweight

lol booster seat is pissed

>>75302454
too bad mma isn't a beauty contest, still got that W

>>75302411
Tyron

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>DJ lost to Brad Pickett

Nice number 1 p4p you got

>>75302450
lol
Alvarez is even worse than Rousey.
that's fucking terrible.
everything he does here is real low-level, no-coach, train-twice-a-week amateur stuff

>>75302481
Bet you are dumb enough to believe GSP did enough to beat Hendricks

>>75302450
I have it on my laptop I can post it later

Why do you want it so much?
Nate is heems guy

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We ever going to see boxers in MMA again?

>>75302497
>Nate is heems guy

yikes

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>>75302394
Bongo took Luke's too

male modelling is all that's left for him

>>75302498
Some fat old boxer ko'd a ufc heavyweight champ in a couple seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUx9OE7DZAo

>>75302497
I like to study it. Yeah, posting it later works. How many bings and bongs until you'll be free?

>>75302491
not that guy but if you watch that fight without Rogan's cheerleading, watch it with the sound off, you'll probably agree that Hendricks lost.

if fights were judged on how people looked afterwards, GSP would have lost every fight he had, and BJ Penn would have won every fight (until the last couple).

Yeol would literally KILL Bisp'n

>>75302491
"mma is a beauty contest"

>>75302210
TJ comes out to can't stop by RHCP, and is actually friends with the band, so that's pretty cool

>>75302517
lol fucking Sylvia

>>75302339
Diego Sanchez cut from around the same weight to fight Ricardo lamas at FW, do you think he is an oversized weightcut babbie?

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>>75302564
MIII
I LOH U

>>75302564
naw Bisbong would just evade and tire him out for a couple of rounds, then attack in and out Machida-style. That's all it takes with that kind of roider.

>>75302564
>>75302615
*tires you out and introduces you to Left Hook Larry*

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>>75302470
Hey that's ULTRA heavyweight. Get it right bud.

>>75302632
>Bisping
>Evade
Lol he couldn't evade old man hendo's H bombs, Yoel will not tire out as fast as Dan. Durable bisping is not

>>75302505
Autistic jiu jitsu fan? Of course he's our guy

>>75302536
Probably get home in 2 hours
If not I'll just post it at the start of next thread

>>75302664
>Yoel will not tire out as fast as Dan
False

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>>75302564
Right hand decision, left hand retirement community

>>75302681
You are retarded if you believe that, Yoel had great cardio against Weidman

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>>75302307
ever see the pic of Conor with GSP?
They look about the same size.

Conor's skillset:

Weight-cutting
Trash-talking
Dat left

He's a good fighter, and an exciting guy to watch but he's not JJ, GSP, SIlva level. Maybe in 7-8 years, but those guys have defended their titles like 9-10 times.
How many times has Conor defended, again?

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>>75302650
Look at what a senior citizen did to him, Yoel will drag him to the ground and ass rape him

>>75302690
all 6 minutes of it

>>75302697
Those were all telegraphed overhand rights, Yoelito is way better fighter than retired hendo

>>75302697
Bisping will probably retire after he sends lil gsp back to search aliens

>>75302690
Just because Yoel doesn't do jack shit for most of the fight does not mean he has great cardio. In the fights where he's forced to fight early he gasses by the second round.

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>>75302632
>then attack in and out Machida-style. That's all it takes with that kind of roider.
Since no one else has told you

>>75302500
Sage is gonna FREAK!

>>75302697
Yoel has T-rex arms. Wouldn't even get close desu

>>75302737
That's a shot Machida

>>75302718
What about Muh 6 week turnaround?
>>75302730
You think he has shit cardio because of the jacare fight, Bisping isn't as durable as Yoel's past opponents. Look how easilly Kennedy wrestkefucked Bisping, his wrestling is shit and Yoel will elbow his shit up like he did to machida

>>75302740
Why?

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>>75302750
Shot because Yoel fucked him up earlier

>>75302740
https://www.instagram.com/ecslattery/

Will Yoel die young because of over 20 years of steroid abuse or is it just a meme?

>>75302737
>Since no one else has told you
That's old Machida ffs

>>75302767
Lol why are asians such pathetic fighters?

Got cucked by white chads weidman and rockhold, then absolutely obliterated by black bull romero

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>>75302796
heart disease is no meme, bro

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>>75302804
Yoel is a year older lol

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>>75302796
Not if he's on the good stuff

>>75302760
He got tired vs Kennedy and Brunson too. I think Yoel murders Bisping either way btw

>>75302876
Because those are good wrestlers that challenged his wrestling, Tim had him hurt from grabbing glove and Brunson landed a beautiful headkick that didn't phase Yoel. Either way those two would have no problem beating Bisping

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>>75302761

He's slowly becoming a vigilante.

>>75302898
>brunson

lol he couldn't even beat old man silva after draining from a LHW fight lmao

>>75302452

>McGregor cuts close to 25 kg (55 lbs) to make FW
>McGregor walks around close to 200 lbs

The absolute state of /heem/

who is your favourite 5'4" UFC fighter?

>>75302917
Is he mates with the lesbos or something

>>75302923
And Silva nearly shadowrealmed Bisping, what's your point?

>>75302944
paige vanzant

>>75302923
>lol this middleweight couldn't beat someone DC went the distance with
You sound retarded

>>75302951
Bisping beat silva, brunson didn't

How do I filter Canadians and Brits?

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the new crocodile hunter era begins.

the power of steve in his punches.

>>75302452
the guy tried to gain and couldnt even hit 170 lol what the fuck are you on about stupid nigger?

>>75302964
Brunson isn't in the same class as bisgoat

>>75302965
Brunson was robbed

>>75302947

With Jesus.

>>75302979
>people actually believe this

How...

>>75302988
>running away
>robbed

Thought nunes n gf was the only lesbo in the ufc?
How long has there been more

MCGREGOR WALKS AT 165 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HOWEVER HIS COACHES CLAIM ITS 174 NOW

>>75303015
you're literally arguing with a small boy

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>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/16/15319226/johnson-vs-reis-draws-lowest-overnight-numbers-in-ufc-on-fox-history

JUST

>>75303047
In the embedded for the Aldo fight he meets the, I think it was, mayor of Vegas and claims to walk around the low 170s

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>>75303058
I thought they all left as soon as the game thread ended

>>75302718
Bisping is a guaranteed win for GSP.

>>75303077
I watched on FrontRowSports did they count me?

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>>75303077

>>75303094
That's literally why he begged UFC for the fight, he was super jealous of Conor and wants two belts

Walk around weight before a fight and walk around weight are different things

2 weeks ago diego was 168, soon he'll be about 160 then 155. Then he'll be about 190

>>75303077
>hur show this man the money
>dur P4P #1 GOAT

fuck right offf

>>75303077
>place behind ABC's airing of the movie, The Ten Commandments, which led everything last night with an 0.8 in the demo and 5.18 million viewers.

lol murica

>>75303081
https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/this-is-the-weight-conor-mcgregor-is-walking-around-at-right-now-44266


They are claiming 177

Jesus fucking christ

>>75303114
The only question is who fights for the belt after GSP vacates it.

>>75303136
Easilly Romero/Rockhold, Maybe Whittaker

Conor vs Tyron

WHEN?

>>75303077

Poor DJ

>>75303149
conor will only fight again this year in UFC if he can put Floyd away with little effort, so Jan-feb 2018 at the earliest

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>yfw conrad magigy one shots jon jones
>yfw you realise this is actually plausible

GSP is getting ready to duck Woodley a second time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jP2kDi2Rsk
quaaaack

>>75303136

Romero if he doesn't go full Jacare by taking on Moose.

>>75303179
nah he's power extends to about light-middleweight range

>Poocare posting is dead forever

TYBW

>>75303205
literally a cuck

>>75303133
https://youtu.be/XB2J1CCSwvw?t=3m10s

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>>75303222
it's his own fault for taking risky fights and looking like an 80 year old

>>75303256
USADA did a number on him

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>>75303256
>throwing away a guaranteed title shot in a stay busy fight with a guy outside the top 10.

>>75303256
if he waited for a title shot he wouldn't fight for years, he did the right thing

>>75303254
What do you think he walks at? Are his teams claims bullshit?

>>75303280
conor skirts around the 80kg range

>>75303277
>Whittaker
>outside top 10

what did you mean by this?

Who is your favourite UFC staff member?

>>75303280
The higher claimed were the next year, after he fought Aldo and was going for lightweight title. It's entirely possible to put on 5-10 lbs in 3 months.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3345024/ufc-star-conor-mcgregors-aintree-hotel-suite-is-trashed-and-left-strewn-with-nitrous-oxide-canisters-but-he-hired-specialists-to-clean-up-afterwards/

>>75303277
>guaranteed title shot
>at middleweight
lol
I think you must have missed how the champ of that division is avoiding the number one contender twice in a row by now. He's probably waiting Romero to turn 45 years old or so, then it'll be a good fight for him.

>>75303278
there's a 90% all of this would've happened if Jacare didn't take the fight

>GSP wins belt by laying on Bisping for 25 minutes
>GSP vacates belt and retires again
>Romero and Jacare fight for vacant belt
>Jacare gets murdered and exposed, but gets to leave with his health because he didn't sign an 8 fight contract at age 80

>>75303315
sorry Andy, you lost, get over it x

>>75303294
top 5, opps

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>>75303302
do you really have to ask?

>>75303278

This, top ranked fighters should either fights among them if possible or assume their ranking and he did both by fighting Boetsch and Whittaker

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>>75303337
Croatia is being aufully cheeky this morning

>>75303317
you do understand that Jacare doesn't have to complete the 8 fight contract? He can retire, it just means that he can't go to another organisation.

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>>75303346

>>75303363
I fucking miss those comments, plenty of laughs

>>75303317
He would be on the bench for years, and he's not a young guy anymore, he's gonna face whoever is the champ at like 42 and with ring rust? Fuck that waiting shit, fighters should stay active.

Bisping is going to beat him by the way. GSP wanted an easier fight because he knows after USADA he's not going to be the same, he already looked way slower after his knee surgeries against Nick and Condit.

>>75303337
not an argument, mirko

>>75303360
He could've probably still made really good money as a can crusher in Bellator.

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>>75303308

>>75303302
Forrest Griffin

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>h-h-he's too big for LW
>he should fight guys his own size like Mousasi or Arlovski

>>75303400
So... where was the pregnant gf during this?

>>75303409
He fought Nate (someone his own size) then got fucked up

>>75303302
Cruz

>>75303308
>nitrous-oxide-canisters

natty status revoked

>>75303400
as an aside, how the fuck do you do so much coke and alcohol and then get back to being functional? is it an athlete thing?

>>75303414
you mean his beard? back home

>>75303414
Who are you, her mom?

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>>75303435
No, a fan who wants to see the LW belt defended before 2020.

>USADA is introduced
>Brazilian fighters are all suddenly shit

hmm really fires up the ol' neurons

So have we come to a consensus on Conor's walking weight?

>>75303461
god you're gay

>>75303461
Nate - 30lbs = x

>>75303454
a fan of anybody but Conor McGregor

you're a weasel

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>>75303454
>that file name

Usually I hug Conor's nuts in retort but I keked

>>75303478
So 170

http://www.mmaweekly.com/nate-diaz-confirms-hes-walking-around-at-200-pounds-before-conor-mcgregor-rematch

>>75303461
Somewehere between Bork Lesnar and your mother

>>75303308
What a great father

>>75303458
Brazilians are to dumb to skirt under the limits like everyone else does now

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DEE PREDICTS DEES TINGS

>>75303639
Adan, she's getting Bigg

Mighty Mouse goes head to head with NBA and NHL playoffs but you nerds still run your mouth about viewership lmao.

DJ is the best fighter in the world. This card never had a chance to pull ratings. Nobody would've done better. Even Conor McGregor would see his lowest viewership that night.

Nerds make me laugh.

>>75303308
>nitrous-oxide
For what purpose?

>>75303773
Getting high ya goof

>>75303801
Why not just use something less dangerous like weed or coke?
He is rich after all

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DC-Manuwa confirmed?

>>75303828
>17m
>rich
lol

>>75303773
gotta go fast

>>75303846
DC's easiest fight since Pat Cummins

>>75303846
Gustuffson and Rumble both layer his ass out lol

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>>75303846
Not quite i guess

>>75303885
On one hand Manuwa is discount Rumble, on the other hand maybe he's smart enough to not clinch with DC

Overeem is my son

Tyrone Lanket Woodley saying he's back in training camp

MMAImports (lmao) saying UFC 213 is going to be headlined by him and Conor for the WW title

>tfw local gyms are full of mexi-manlets that i heemed on day 1
never going back.

>>75303932
thatd be spicy

a pasty Irish man getting BLACKED

*heems you*

hey pussy are you still there?

who /owe 100s of dollars to their gym/ here? they wanted me to send a registered letter to cancel my membership so i just had my credit card block their payments now they're crying about fees and threatening to take me to court

>Based Al Iaquinta about to KO diego sanchez

My boy is back!

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>>75304174

>>75304174
the secret is that most people train for free if they are friends with the people who run it. third worlders arent paying hundreds of dollars for the same training.

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>>75302580
Anthony kiedis = wgaf

>>75304212
there's defo some social hierarchy and cliques going on that i felt left out of. they cut me off from loaner gear and made me buy gloves after 2 weeks but the povos/gym rats who were friendly with everyone never seemed to have that problem

>>75304294
whitey always keepin you down eh bud

>The UFC has literally no interesting match up planned

JUST

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>>75304343

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>>75303921

>>75304326
it was all spics and spades. i'm in southern california

>>75304361
SPICY

>>75302487
Jones lost to a deaf guy.

>>75302632
>a couple of rounds

And then Yoel gets the finish in r3.

>DJ is the P4P best

DJ is literally the biggest duck in the UFC, he got a division just for him full of children just because he doesn't want to fight at BW. He deserves to be ignored. No one will remember him and >muh 9 belts Dana pls

>>75304524
doesn't surprise me this is coming from the same guy that posted>>75304343

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Is Brandilion Heemsworth Scoobington a good fighter?

>>75304488
He didn't truly lose tho

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>>75304568
You mean Brendan Schaub? Yes, he was a great talent.

>>75304581
uhm, he has a loss to matt hamill

try again sweetie

>>75304630
He was beating the shit out of Hamill's face

>>75304386
Werdum reminds me of a Brazilian Adam Sandler

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Are they, dare I say it, back?

>>75304743
Tyrone is full time there now ?

havent been here in a while, these threads always started with long texts and approximately 10 posts about this schauber guy, what happened?

>>75302730
Bisping will need to MAKE him gas, and that he won't do. Just check Machida or Tavares fight: he was fresh thorough because they couldn't push Yoel to the extent in which he would be tired.

>bisping goes blind in one eyes
>ends up beating elite fighters in silva, hendo and rockhold
>before just a gatekeeper

hmmm, really makes you think

>>75304723
This pic reminded me, when I was 14 I stretched my ears, I don't remember what size to but I could put a pencil through it and stuff. One day I took it out and lost it and my ear healed up overnight, couldn't be bothered starting again so I left it. A year later I found out how much I loved wrestling, jiu jitsu and boxing. Thank god it healed up, I can't imagine the fuss I would of had to go through if I still had them.

>>75304881
Only way to gas Romero is to outwrestle him or badly hurt him by grabbing his glove

Why is Ben Askren ducking the Luis Santos rematch?

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>>75304886
>Bisping goes blind in second eye
>beats everybody and defends his title until he's 80 years old
>all controversial decisions
>all in England

>>75304939
Yeol will Heem this guy easilly

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>>75304955
>yoel gets caught on roids
>fight becomes a NC
>bisping is reinstated as champ

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>n-next time

>>75304892
My friend would put athletic tape over his plug holes every time he'd roll. I think andre fili did the same thing for his first ufc fight then let it close up.

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>>75304984
>Yoel gets caught on rods
This is what Bisping fans pray for

>>75304998
He had to get surgery, they was way too stretched. They still look fucked

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>>75304955
I believe in the power of memes, anything is possible if it's silly enough

>>75305151
Bisping being champ is indeed a meme

>>75302450
>that pathetic right hook

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Oh I forgot to post that Conor Nate counter thing sorry lad

Hope you're still here

I had another one as well I'll see if I can find it

>>75305258
>>75305308
I'm here! Thank you, buddeh

>>75302654
lmao

>>75305258
nate is such a bum

really says a lot how fucking conor got his arse beat by him

>>75305426
It basically says he struggles fighting people his own size

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>>75304886

You mean

>USADA is brought to UFC
>ends up beating known roiders of all sorts and a cocky cunt
>before, just losing to roiders of all sorts and a cocky cunt

Luke is just the cherry of his USADA run

>>75305475
But she got outstruck by Honda

>>75305426
How is he deemed a great boxer again?

>>75301714
looks like footage from the cambodian killing fields

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Is Rose officially /our girl/?

>>75305606
No, she's an ugly trailer trash methhead

>>75305606
if you're not a fan of rose you're not a fan of mma

>>75305613
That's your opinion.

Where's the loser who takes the picks? Start now.

>>75305606
I was split between her and Watersports