/tennis/ - Monte-Carlo Masters

Smh, I had a great pic for the OP but I was waiting for the other one to max out.

>>75300865
Why is Rao and Kyrgios out?

>>75300928
That's what happens when people start shitty threads on purpose. Hope your pic is still relevant when this one hit's the bump.

>>75299828

>>75300940
Well Raonic still got his old injury and Nick is a moody cunt.

https://twitter.com/NickKyrgios

>>75300968
>Unfortunately I won't be competing in Monaco as planned. I'm working hard to be ready for Estoril which will be my first clay court event.
wtf? he doesn't want to beat chokabitch?

Remember when people thought Man of Feels would amount to something? Also, what happened to Kyrgios?

>>75300948
My pic will probably relevant for the whole season.

>>75301001
Post it now

>>75300992
>>75300999
Supposedly he was exhausted after Miami and Davis Cup/he's with his grandpa, who's battling cancer.

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>>75301007
Fine. Someone should use it in an OP later.

>>75301035
I knew it was going to be a PEDerer pic

>>75301037
>pederer
Off to Twatter you go

Oh look Fognini is winning the second set with ease after playing shit in the first.

AGAIN

>>75301059
[match fixing intensifies]

Anyway I don't understand how 2004-2009 was a 'weak era' when we had
>6 different Slam winners (Fed, Nadal, Djo, Safin, Gaudio, del Potro)
>4 different WTF winners (Fed, Nalbandian, Djo, Davydenko)
>tons of non-big 4 winning Masters

Based clay

>>75301089
Hewitt was what Murray would've been if he hadn't won his 3 GS.

>>75301089

How the fuck Gaudio ever won a slam is beyond me

And it wasnt a weak era, people just use that to diminish Feds wins

>>75301089
>1992 - 2004 Edberg, Courier, Sampras, Agassi, Muster, Rios, Moya, Kafelnikov, Rafter, Safin, Kuerten, Hewitt, Ferrero, Roddick - 14 #1s
Weak era confirmed.

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>>75301137
Comparing 12 year period with 5 year period

U wot m8

>>75301151
why does Djokovic like sticking it in the poo?

>>75301151
Nothing changes if you extend 2009 to now besides SCAM

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What did he mean by this?

>>75301180
>He lost in fourth round of Roland Garros to David Ferrer after leading 4–0 in the fifth set and losing six consecutive games.
>When leading in the fifth set, Gaudio said to Ferrer's coach at one point, "Don't worry; I'm not going to win today."
This really makes me think

>tfw tommy haas is in the crowd
I hope he never retires tbqh

>>75301089
It's just a narrative pushed by Djokovic/(Nadal?)tards.
>>75301174
Djoker too. Four #1s in 12 years.

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>>75301085
an attempt was made

>>75301280
German media already calling him "the eternal Haas"

>>75301376
Not a very creative nick name.

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You think he has made more money in match fixing than price money?

>>75301448
no surprise coming from Germany let's be honest

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>>75301448
Well the phrase is historically loaded. It's kinda weird they used it so nonchalantly.

>>75301486
Hating Jews is in vogue.

>>75301459
Definitely, ATP's prize money is shit even for the big guys (4U).

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>>75301319
getting better

>>75301555
>in vogue
>in

Stop trying to sound educated, Albertinho.

>>75301710
"Adj. 1. in vogue - in the current fashion or style
a la mode, in style, modish, latest
fashionable, stylish - being or in accordance with current social fashions; "fashionable clothing"; "the fashionable side of town"; "a fashionable cafe"

Do you think if you had played tennis from a very young age and taken is seriously with the goal of going pro, you could have won a slam?

>Djokovic looking happy and relaxed
Uh oh

>>75301777
That doesn't mean much, he plays better on Terminator mode.

>>75301740
Stop using Conan O'Brien approved urbandictionaries. The correct phrase derives from french and is "en vogue".

>>75301791
Oxford dictionary uses 'in vogue'.

>>75301791
maybe if you're speaking french lmao

>>75301806
>Oxford dictionary is stupid and uses the wrong phrase

How exactly does this back up your argument?

>>75301760
Got OCA2 albinism. Can't do outdoor sports.

>>75301831
>Anonymous poster on a Siberian ice carving forum is stupid and uses the wrong phrase

How exactly does this back up your argument?

>>75301791
English rules, French drools
They should be happy we're not saying 'in wog'

>>75301760
Hardly, I would be another Cuevas tier clay baby at best.

>>75301760

In this current era or the last 15 years? No

In the coming meme generation? Yes, they're all shit tier serve bots

German poster sperging out again lads

>>75301857
ACKSHUALLLY...

...it would be less retarded to translate the whole phrase instead only half of it.

>>75301975
Less retarded, but more natural. It's not a translation per say, it's just a mistake

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>no alizé gf

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>Birdshit on clay

>>75302050

>Birdshit on anything

>Best of 3 sets

Jfc why not just watch wta

>mfw this is a home tournament for most the top 100

>>75302094
Exactly! Why not?

>>75301760
>tfw 5'11
Nope

>>75302130
Löl

>>75302094
it's a shame masters finals aren't best of 5 anymore

>>75302130
Even Kyrgios lives in a tax haven. Sad!

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>>75302230
This

In a few years they will reduce early Slam rounds to bo3 as well.

>>75302199
>tfw 5'8

You can call me the Rey Allen of /tennis/ tho because I nail tons of 3s

>>75302262
The Slams will be over then. Tennis will be dead.

>>75301777
Hasn't he been like that for a while now?

>>75302262

Slams will be just the top 8 qualifies and every match will be BO1

>>75302278
Fatties?

>>75302262
They'll probably start enforcing that fast4 bullshit instead

11:00 Struff - Ruud
11:00 Delbonis - Haase
11:00 Granollers-Pujol - Lorenzi
11:00 Pouille (11) - Harrison
11:00 Muller - Robredo
12:30 Mannarino - Tsonga (7)
12:30 Berlocq - Kohlschreiber
12:30 Khachanov - Mahut
12:30 Zverev - Vesely
12:30 Paire - Haas
14:00 Simon - Djokovic (2)
14:00 Lopez - Medvedev
14:00 Coric - Chardy
15:30 Almagro - Goffin (10)
15:30 Sousa - Cuevas (16)

>this fucking schedule
It's like they don't even care about TV broadcasts as long as the money wankers on the stands are paying for overpriced tickets.

kek! michael posts on /pol/! >>>/pol/121535504

>>75302414
This is for tomorrow, right?

>>75302526
>t. /pol/ poster

>>75302625
yes

>>75302526
And he's getting BTFO as per usual

>>75302526
>/pol/-poster
>krautist

It's all adding up

>>75302646
>not browsing /sg/

>Browsing anything but /tennis/

How could Vekic cuck this?
>https://twitter.com/stanwawrinka/status/854009725012279296

>>75303555
>butterface stan

>Monte Carlo is best watched in Korea timezone

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>>75303774

>>75303555
>you'll never get double teamed by stan and fognini
Why live?

has anyone been to this tournament? or are we all poor neets? clay is what you hate when you're young but appreciate when you're old. the facilities are old and small but beautiful

>>75304387
I doubt any of us here could afford to even enter within the limits of Monaco.

>>75303555
Why does every tennis player abuse emojis like this?

Only a month or so until Federer cucks Nadal out of his last French Open chance lads

>>75302526
can both of you just kill yourselves

We all know EBAM will win it all.

>>75304478
Elaborate please. Do they charge a fee? Is it not like visiting any other country?

>>75304381
>fognini acts like he's going to cum then suddenly starts choking
>stan sits in the corner, crying

>>75304670
No idea really, but I doubt we could afford anything there.

>>75304605
He almost certainly won't play the French.

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>>75304797

>>75304797
He almost certainly wouldn't win it either.

>>75304816
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/federer-not-certain-play-french-114029787.html

>>75304836
still a shitload of free points

>>75304855
Can't even blame him for that. How can he skip all the masters? i thought they were mandatory.

I know there is a grandpa protection rule but skipping 3 masters and a GS seems excessive.

>>75304919
He's a grandpa so the rules don't apply to him and Monte Carlo is a non-mandatory masters for everyone.

>>75304919
He obviously profits from not playing for a while.

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>tfw we weren't included in /sp/erb owl

>>75302303
Or just really ugly

>>75305109
Johnson ruined the family Christmas eve dinner when he was born.

>>75305164
>having to compete with Jesus' birthday

>>75304919
There are three conditions that allow players to skip the mandatory issue. 600 matches, 12 years playing in the tour, and being 31 or older. Federer just happens to satisfy all of them, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>75305627
Where do find these stats? Trying to find our whether Nole & Rafa fulfill these conditions as well.

All i know that Rafa will be 31 in june but he probably has +600 matches

>>75305904
Has 12 years on the tour anyway.

>serena williams will be #1 next week
>hasn't played a match since the AO
How can people take the WTA seriously?

>>75306156
>SCAM is #1
>Dubai is the only title he's won this year

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>CUTEova might be back in time für Roland Garros

Very nice

>>75306156
>>75306269
How about a ranking point reset at the end of the year? Maybe with the exception of the AO being based on post WTF standings.

>>75306398
No you retard. It's fine how it is

>>75306502
>Highseedswinlol
>fine

>>75306689
>no oriental

>>75306689
Andy Capps Hot Fries
Vegetable Straws
Pretzels

>>75306689
>the American is the one to talk about food

>>75306852
Pretzels most definitely aren't chips.

If they were they'd go to #5

>>75306873
Jokes on you I'm Mexican

>>75306996
Don't you have some Mexican snacks then?

I know about these dreadful webms they always post on /ck/

>>75307087
Has Bavaria the best pretzel?

>>75306689
None of those are chips you fat shit

>>75301180
easy path to the final + facing a choker in the final

>>75307163
>britbongs are soooooo eternally butthurt by the French they refuse to call French fries what they are and instead call them chips
Lmaoing @ your life

>>75307250
>Freedom fries

>>75307129
Not really, you can get good pretzels anywhere. No one in Germany eats them with mustard tho. That's an American thing.

>>75307320
Literally nobody called them freedom fries irl tho

>>75301180
French Open confirmed for less relevant slam.

>>75307423
That's Australia.

>>75307250
French fries, chips and crisps are different things, amigo

>>75307443
*barfs*

We Mexicans can die happily knowing that even if we fail at everything else, we created the goat of all snacks. Guacamole

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>>75307498
you have seen nothing

>>>/ck/
search fore "gore"

>>75307501
Disgusting

>>75307501
Guac isn't that good Tbh.
Tacos, on the other hand...

I could serve faster than these kids playing in the Sarasota Open desu

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>>75307530
the classic

>>75307501
Guacamole isn't a snack, it's a dip you mouth-breathing drooling retard.

Epistemology

>>75307882
What about it?

>>75307882
Episstepoology

>>75304863
True

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>>75307901
It's a lie

>>75307622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM
I think this one wins though. When you think they are done they manage to add even more.

>>75307901
I know that I don't know.

Think about it.

>>75308006
You're assuming there is a certain object the word refers to that you can compare and see if it relates in a correct manner.

>>75308089
No it was merely a dumb little joke

>>75308054
jesus

>>75308054
I'm not sure what disgusts me more: the food or the people who eat it.

>>75304387
Friday will be the 4th time I go there. I don't live very far from there (2 hours by car). But it's fucking expensive. A good seat is easily over 100 euros, and staying a night around Nice is over 80 euros. On the hand, parking in Monaco for the tournament is really cheap: 5 euros a day. Also, you have a train halt near the tennis club.

And you're right, the place is fucking beautiful and comfy, especially at this time of the year, when temperatures are not too high compared to summer. But this year, it may get a little too cool (17°C, about 62°F).

>>75308204
Post pics when you go pls

>>75308204
Looked sunny today. Hope it stays that way. Last year was depressing.

>>75308068
So deep. Didnt a greek twat say something along those lines?

>>75308839
That greeks name?

Nick kyrgios

>>75308839
Offend the Ancient Greeks one more time and I'll trace your IP and fight you irl.

>>75308938
Greeks are turk rape babies

>>75308204
I don't think those are really unreasonable desu

Maybe I'm just too used to the shithole that is new york

>>75309394
"Ancient".

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nadal will win roland garros

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>>75309965
He'll lose to Murray or Stan in the semis.

>>75309965
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>75309965
>>75309994
lmao btfo beaner

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Who even will stop Roidal at RG?

>>75310356
the slow-mo makes it much less autistic and therefore less funny

>>75305904
Choko, EBAM and Rafa all have more than 600 matches and 12 years in the tour, but only Rafa will be 31 this year. After June, he'll be able to skip whatever M1000 he likes, like Roger.

>>75310601
what happen if player dont fit criteria and then skip tournament w/o injured?

>>75310356
What did he mean by that?

>>75310661
You get fined. Andy Roddick would complain about this all the time

>>75310661
A fine, I think. But it's easy to prove you're 'injured', tennis players are always suffering pain somewhere.

>>75310661
A fine, probably being suspended if it happens more than once.
Now, as I understand it, if you meet one of those criteria, you can skip one M1000, and likewise, you can skip two if you meet two of them.

>>75310823
>>75310840
is this why serena is never fined?

>>75310939
She may be shadow fined.

>>75310939
She probably was fined for every year she skipped IW or they forced her to do promotional shit to make up for lost revenue.

>>75310939
the atp and wta are entirely seperate entities

>>75311294
>serena
>woman

>>75311294
They still have mandatory tournaments. Granted they only have to compete in 4 which is half of what the ATP tour has to do

>>75310356
Was pretty pathetic celebrating like that when his teenage opponent completely shit himself and gifted the match on a silver platter.

>playing sweet caroline for like 3 spectators
Challengers are a joke

>>75312040
Most players spend more money than they earn playing Challengers.

>>75308204
thank you, please provide pictures if you can jean claude :)

>>75309462
same, its open the same as us open. i wanted to take a trip to dc or newport this summer.. they are only 250/500 and the tickets were still surprisingly expensive. atlanta is a trash tournament thats literal torture as a player and fan with 95 degree temperaturs, but its still 50/60. compared to us open which will run you 60 to get in, and about 100 starting the 3rd round/labor day weekend. so for a M1000 at a comfy place in a small stadium its not so bad

>>75311860
I don't know man, I saw that match as way more than a simple Nadal vs Zverev. I saw it as Nadal trying to recover back to his former self locked in a struggle not only with a young gun with hype that might replace him, but who Nadal is and his confidence as an elite player. For Zverev to win that match would be devastating. Nadal wouldn't have it anymore and is already passed over by a guy who literally has one ATP season under his belt, it would be pathetic. But Zverev getting nervous and choking away was the best thing that could've ever happened to Nadal. They still choke. They're still scared of me. My presence alone will beat anyone that isn't the elite of the elite, I've still got it. It was an extremely uncharacteristic winning reaction that I took as a sigh of relief and maintained the confidence he had as top player. That year was a horrible one for him until that moment, remember Cuevas beat him in that epic match where he outlasted and outfought him, which never happens. What happened after IW? He basically swept the rest except vs Djokovic and Murray which desu is very ok.

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>tournys in euro time

>>75312524
That sucks desu. Even those ITF $20k events give players $200 for winning the tournament, that doesn't even cover the flight home

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>Haas is still playing

Ladies and Gentlemen, at this point, we introduce the subject himself. He is, as you will perceive, fit and well nourished. He comes straight from as night's sleep and a good breakfast, undrugged, unhypnotized. Tomorrow, we send him with confidence out into the world again, as decent a lad as you would meet on a May morning. What a change is here, Ladies and Gentlemen, from the wretched hoodlum the state committed to unprofitable punishment some two years ago, unchanged after two years. Unchanged, do I say - not quite. Prison taught him a false smile, the rubbed hands of hypocrisy, the fawning, greased, obsequious leer. Other vices prison taught him as well as confirming him in those he had long practised before. Our party promised to restore law and order and to make the streets safe for the ordinary peace loving citizen. This pledge is now about to become a reality. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an historic moment. The problem of criminal violence is soon to be a thing of the past. But enough of words. Actions speak louder than. Action now. Observe all.

im a girl btw

>>75319997
You're a faggot

>>75319997
post feet

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>>75319477
And he already broke Paire

"somebody fell down from the stand"
"we need a doctor"

Haas for Monte Carlo title?

>the eternal paire

>>75320108
Would be great.

>this is the World No. 2 in 2018

>>75320136
He's obliterating Paire

Haas looks younger than Elderer desu

>>75320144
Haas did stomp Djokovic in Miami 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkacPVyY8zM

>No Federer
>Not so interested in the tournament

Please never retire Fed

>>75320204
Be prepared to never see him on the red dirt at all

>>75320204
see you in Stuttgart then

>>75320204
iktf

also kyrgios out means a lack of memes

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>he doesn't adjust the screen brightness for clay tennis

I know two things in life

1. No means no
2. Never take no for an answer

>>75320204
pls save us FedGOAT

Daily reminder that clay courts require players to be the most well rounded in order to win and therefore Rafa is without a doubt the goat of all time

>paire

Haire fuck???

Based Haas saved tennis

>pear

>>75320321
>well rounded
>2/3 titles in clay
>has never defended a non-clay tournament

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I live in MC and know many athletes who also live here. The main reason is there are no income taxes as long as you are not FRENCH. But there are a few other reasons:
Great Location hours away from every other European capital and athletic venue.
Very Safe Place to Live- A policeman for every 20 residents, and plenty of video surveillance. Virtually no assaults,petty theft, burglaries, etc. No terrorist attacks, so far, knock on wood. Maybe because a lot of super rich Arabs live here and keep their huge yachts in the harbour. They all have their private security personnel all over the place.

To be a resident, you actually have to live here at least 6 months a year.

Good Cultural Life - with Opera, Ballet, Theater, Sports events, Annual things like Cat & Dog shows, Car Races (Grand Prix), Tennis Tournaments, Poker Tournaments, you name it. You never get bored here.
Great Restaurants. Many Many Banks to choose from. Across the street from FRANCE where things are at more normal prices.
Only disadvantage is high cost of property- a decent view 50m2 studio can cost €3 million. Rents no too bad. Cost of living moderate as French stores, etc are across the street. Here’s a picture of me 79th Birthday. I am looking for a new girlfriend or waif between 18 and 24. I have a good sense of humor.

>>75320397
>as long as you are not FRENCH
Wow rude

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When Novak is playing with Lacoste?

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sorry for my absence was in germany for 5 days
also
please save us kyrGOAT

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>>75320457
What was you doing there based swissman?

>>75320466
spend some freetime there
weather was terrible tho

>>75320457
Hello

>>75320466
This

>>75320397
>Very Safe Place to Live- A policeman for every 20 residents, and plenty of video surveillance. Virtually no assaults,petty theft, burglaries, etc. No terrorist attacks, so far, knock on wood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0419-EbacE4

>>75320503
Djokovic is yuuuuuge

>>75320501
What did you do in you're free time lad?

>>75320512
4 U

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8 more days before wta is saved

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how can a man be this perfect?
also whose looking forward to the moment when kyrGOAT will win wimbledon this year. /tennis/ will explode

>>75320524
I come very close but the Monaco security manlets make him look yuuuuuuge

>>75320514
drinking and eating german goods during the day and in the night blacking out in the clubs

>>75320535
Ugly, overrated and contrived female """""tennis""""" player whom has no tennis talent and is more of a """model"""" / """business woman"""" only because she is a rat faced Slav judged to be """"hot"""" by retards. Serena is 100000000x better

>>75320546
>German clubs

So you banged a ton of Turkish and Romanian women? :-DDDS

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>>75320555
>masha is bad
>but if there's anyone to save tennis from her it's gorilla

>>75320565
actually there were a very small number of foreigners in the clubs I went to
so I had no fear of getting blown up was awesome desu

>>75320555
> """model"""" / """business woman""""
That's like the entirety of the WTA tour. They probably spend more time on their looks than talent at this point

Tsonga in danger of crashing out

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>>75320555
kek. you're clearly disillusioned. i hate a players who are all about image i.e genie bouchard. masha is not like that, just watch her dominate when she gets back. she will win RG

>>75320555
pablo please go back to mexico

How long until Choke A Bitch?

>>75320661
Why bother watching? It's ĐWL

>>75320661
After Clownga

>Frenchies still think Tsonga ever has a chance on winning RG

>>75320661
does djokovic have the most cringy wining pose?

Why is Mannarino playing like Djokovic?

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>>75320696
'No'

>>75320776
I like your wfus

NERVOUS AS FUCK

>>75320925
have faith lad, djokovic WILL lose

>>75320925
why tho

>>75320936
>>75320938

I mean Gilles must be nervous as fuck

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>>75320942
simon got this

Daily reminder that going vegan killed Djokoshits career

>>75320691
Childhood is when you idolize Bonga
Adulthood is when you realize that Mannarino is more talented

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IT'S OGRE

Sad part about Djokovic losing yearly is that he's barely defending any points.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw djokovic's losing

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>>75320814
Thx hun :)

Tbh I thought you were an elite poster until i discovered you hate djoker

>women's tennis

Is he back?

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He's back

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>Novak haters on pooicide watch

Lmaoing @ u HARD rn

>>75321048
hating djokovic makes you an elite poster
how can anyone like this guy?

>>75321105
>hating the literal goat
*rips shirt*
*teleports behind u*

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>>75321126
how on earth can you like this bullshit

>>75321105
>how can anyone like this guy?
I never understood why everyone hates him desu

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>>75321160
It's cute. Stop bullying Nole.

>>75321164
THIS

>>75321160
For what reason do you hate him? Because he single handedly ended the Federer meme?

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>>75321105
>hating djokovic makes you an elite poster
>how can anyone like this guy?

>>75321164
Many retirements in his early career, need of attention

>>75321164
he tries too hard to be liked and then gets upset when the crowds always prefer rafa/fed

it's cringeworthy tbqh

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>>75321192
just ignore my posts about him
>>75321203
he's an attention whore and tries so hard to be as popular as federer which he'll never be

>>75320555
Unironically, kill yourself

You're the Michael/Masha hater aka the second worst poster on /tennis/, after germansperg

>>75321257
MASHA ^_^

>>75321164
He isn't faithful to jelena

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>>75321269
i am (ostapenko)

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>>75321268
still can't decide who is more cute
jelena or masha

>>75321263
he unironically thinks slavs are ugly, when slavs are at the pinnacle of physical appearance. he's a non-white racist, probably voted hillary and supports antifa. embarrassing really

>>75321318
Currently? Objectively Jelena.

DWL

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>>75321318
jelena is qter, masha is everything else

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>Djokovic is back.

>>75321319
It's pretty ironic since Slavs are probably the best tennis players too.

Just because they sport a different country like woz, kerber, zvarev, raonic, etc (just to name a few) doesn't make them any less Slav lol

>>75321319
>slavs are at the pinnacle of physical appearance
They are ratfaced. Alize Lim is 10x more attractive than the average -ova

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>Djokovic will win RG, Wimbledon and the USO this year

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>Djokovic will do the CYGS next year

>>75321391
maybe in mixed doubles or some shit

goderer is winning the calendar slam

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>>75321391
>>75321409
he will

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>>75321380
alize is an asian mixed-breed. she's cute yeah, but white slavs will always be superior. not to mention alize is absolute trash at tennis...must be sad to see you're waifu shit up every tournament she can even enter with a loss in qualies

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Gilles' goal must have been to win a set here. He is not even getting that. He will never reach his Wimbledon 2015 form again.

>>75321380
I bet you watch anime and don't have a respectable job

Djokovic with some pep in his step knowing KyrGOD isn't in the draw. Sad!

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>>75321579
everyone is happy that kyrGOAT isn't in the draw because they would have got destroyed

>>75301180
absolute legend and madman

Who is /ourguy/ in the ATP?
Excluding Federer of course. Federer isn't /ourguy/ by the definition of the word, but it's Federer, so we can't not like him.

Djokovic is a "has-been" now, just get over it...

He made enough money, so now he's not taking it seriously anymore... he's literally partying and playing golf, instead of practicing.

Same shit happened with the other Serbian female players... they got money and a few titles... then they let loose.

That's the mentality in Serbia. It's a lazy ass mentality.

On the other side, you have true legends like Federer and Nadal that have been training non-stop, even when they were injured, and didn't just give up and said "I have enough titles, I'll just retire"... Murray is good too, but he wasn't injured like these two.

This shows you who are the REAL MASTERS of tennis.

Not this joke of Djokovic.

>>75321686
stan and kyrgios

>>75321686
Berdych
Raonic

>>75321686
KyrGOAT

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>>75321686
Djokovic obviously.
Federer is reddit.

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>>75321708
>berdych
>anyones guy

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>>75321708
>Raonic

>>75321697
>partying and playing golf
proofs :DDDDDD
also I thought Djokovic's ultimate goal was breaking Federer's record so why would he give up now?

>>75321686
kyrGOAT

and i don't even watch atp

>>75321722
That's why he's /ourguy/

>chimpovic

>>75321697
don't bring ana into this !!!

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>MFW no idea what going on, but know I want to be a part of it

>>75321729
He still has 6 slams to win to tie the record, and he's turning 30 this year, and that's if Federer doesn't win one last Wimbledon.

Simon's game is actually cancer to watch, it makes sense that the only times Federer lost to this guy were in 2008, the year when all of Federer went to complete shit

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Djokovic BTFO

Djokovic is genuinely finished. I can't believe Kneedal is going to win RG on top of Olderer winning the AO. The state of this fucking tour.

>>75321776
>Simon's game is actually cancer to watch
spot on m8

then you watch him play an exho and he actually goes for some shots and is an interesting player, it's infuriating that he never does this on the tour -- instead he's content to be a 10-30 player for his whole career who never challenges for a major title

>>75321789
Maury has been #1 for 5 months m8, pretty solid

>>75321776
NID_BTFO?

>>75321822
shhhhhhhh

Just noticed i haven't seen a single serb in tennis threads for half a year. curious.

>>75321829
The nickname and avatars made me think of you as an anon.
The flag changes confused me.

I know how this ends. Either Djoko breaks next and wins the set 7-5 or in a tie-break, or he loses the set and bagels Simon in the last one.

>>75321848
I fakeflag to be a rare flag on mtf

>>75321686
Nick ''the messiah'' Kyrigod

Notable mentions: Gulbis, Fognini, Matosevic if he's even playing anymore.
>>75321729
His actual goal was to win all the major trophies including the olympics which he will never win so he called it quits.
This is the truth. He's doing this only for the sponsorship obligations.

Anyone remember Murray playing Simon here a few years ago? Simon rolled his ankle and was struggling to move, so Murray kept drop shotting him. Crowd booed every time it happened. It was pretty funny tbqh.

>>75321882
good post

last I heard mad dog is still playing challengers

>>75321729

Break Federer's record...

LMFAO

There's no way he'll achieve that. Don't get me wrong, he's a good player (well, he was), but he doesn't have the necessary discipline to keep up with the title, now that he has achieved a lot.

It's just the kind of mentality he has. In the beginning, you're excited to achieve something and beat the best out there... but once you get enough money, your subconscious just tells you that you've achieved enough and you just lose real motivation.

Just forget Djoko. He's simply going down hill.

Federer, Nadal and Murray have that real passion and desire to BE THE BEST in the world. They train hard... they get over injuries... they never give up...

Have you ever heard of Federer, Nadal or Murray, partying and getting drunk?

Well, me neither.

I just can't wait to see the REAL battles between Federer and Nadal, like in the good ol' days.

>>75321882
well written

>>75321907
slightly fedoric post tbqh

All this discussion is making me wonder, what do you think are the goals of Federer, Djokovic, Nadal, Murray and Stan at this point in their careers? What specific objectives do they play for?

>>75321907
If only Murry hadn't given him that FO title on a silver plate

>>75321945
winning slams and being #1

everything else is tangential

>>75321945
federer said once
«I just love winning more than hate losing»

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>>75321882
god that depressing