/cric.

someone fucking post in my thread

Delhi will win

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>asians are our friends
muslims can get fucked

Looking forward to Windies vs Pakis test series actually.

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>>75299705
love trump's hate

>>75299978
What a shit fucking story

If you're gonna push yourself as a poosonality at least have an interesting narrative

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>>75300000
checked

>>75299978
how about you get a job mate

>>75300000
This is a good post with good digits.

>>75299978
the white race truly is superior in all moral and ethical aspects

>>75299978

Literally good boy points tier.

>>75299978
Based fucking goosey

oi bikecunt, you here mate?

thinking about doing a lap around the river tomorrow starting at canning bridge if you're in mate

>>75300451
bikecunt is spending the week in a brothel mate

>>75300531
Yeah thought he might want some company for the ride over

Dire thread
Dire poomunity

CF69 was keeping this place on life support

someone make a new thread

>>75300560
Nah this one is good

*farts*

Already getting sick of t20 lads. I really tried, but I just can't.
I want Tests.

feels good stopping off to get coffee on the way to uni one day and seeing a bloke that used to give you shit in primary school mopping the floor

>>75301333
yeah don't even bother watching t20s these days

shit fucking format, got bored of it in 2009

>Former BCCI president N Srinivasan will not be allowed to attend ICC board meetings later this month as the Indian board's representative after all. That ruling was delivered on Monday by a three-judge bench of the Supreme Court, which had been asked by the Committee of Administrators to clarify whether office bearers disqualified by the Lodha Committee's recommendations could return as representatives of state associations or the BCCI.

>>75301378
He probably has more money and more job security than you, pooni poodent

How do I get into playing cricket as a 25yr old NEET

it's too late for me isn't it?

neetGODS

>>75299737
who u think will win?

>>75300543
>CricketFan69 was keeping this place on life support
lolwhat

>>75301812
no half of the guys at clubs are 45+ shitters that have a cardiac arrest after running a quick singe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kCfhGeuqI

>>75302231
Seems like cancercunt(You?), statscunt, BSA and I are the only ones keeping /cric/ threads alive. Wondering if I should quit and stay away from 4chan for couple of weeks as well, at least until real cricket starts.

>>75303595
does everyone in india have at least basic knowledge of hindi?

I'm enjoying the IPL this year, it's nice to have on in the background while I work.

I've never felt like such a casual but I think I might embrace it.

How many people in /cric/ actually play?

>>75303760
Everyone except Tamils, Mallus, Banglas, North East states understand Hindi, if I have to put a number I'd say 75% of people.

>>75303833
I play with my mates occasionally but never joined a club or anything.

ipl is better than nothing and is better than anything on during down under time

/cric/ on life support

>>75303833
I play for a club. I'm pretty garbage but so is everyone else.

>>75299705
What did these slags mean by this?

>ywn cuddle up with Daniel, listen to some Opeth and then blow each other

looking forward to today lads

>>75314323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmveJkoUAWo
why even live?

just woke up

>Bravo dropped from the test side

Literally what the fuck is going on in the West Indies?

>>75317380
Will Smith is an actor m8

feeling strong and muscular lads

>457s cancelled

Subhuman coloured on suicide watch

>>75317913
Wew that's a surprise

>>75299978
Hold on.
Assuming this isnt bait are you telling me she divorced your dad because he smoked some weed???

>>75316506
he (rightly) insulted the WICB chairman on twitter

>>75317380
Fuck of Ahmed

>>75303833
I'm medium pace swing bowler and pretty handy batsman at 6 who you can build up a partnership with.

>>75304086
Dude have you ever been to NE ? Everyone speaks Hindi there.They are way better than Tamil and Bangalis can speak too.

>>75318675
remove tamil, bring in SL

mom scolded me "Sonu Nigam bhe uthh jata hai Fajr k liye aik tum he nhe uthtay."

>>75318988
haha

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wassup /cric/ its DJ Aaron Ellis

>>75319006
I remember this cunt
apparently he used to live in wellington

>>75319006
hey how are you going

>>75319006
that's a lot of cash

>>75299617
/rug/ rules /cric. drools

>>75319128
>a bad leg will LITERALLY be what cost the subhuman residency

golf is the best way to meet korean qts

>>75299978
>white_people.jpg

>>75318675
I spent 4 years in a Jesuit hostel with kids exclusively from the North East, especially Manipur, Nagaland and Mizoram. They could barely understand hindi let alone speak. Only Assamese speak hindi/urdu because of the Muslim influence.

>>75318652
I'm a >muh natural game right hand opening batsman.

>>75318988
www.halaltube.com
You need to revitalise your Imaan brother.
Never, never, never miss Fajr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hWvFHkj4Iw

>>75319158
did you fuck any

>>75319372
my handicap is too high for them to give me any attention

I had to google handicap

>>75319386
do they play golf in BR?

>>75319396
haha

>bikecunt will never laugh at you for driving a cuckmobile

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>>75319128
My application was already completed using the old system, and besides, I have enough money to come in on a residency one in any event.

NEET cricWORMS on eternal suicide watch.
Stay obsessed.

>>75319474
Have you received a visa? My understanding of it was that only existing visa holders are having it honoured.

> I have enough money to come in on a residency one in any event.
Enjoy being shunted out to Bendigo or Geelong

>>75319516
The only place that I cannot go to due to insufficient funds is Sydney lad, that place is far too expensive when I am at a 10:1 disadvantage.

>>75319520
I'm not talking about where you chose to go but where the government wants you

>>75319527
Come to Namibia bruh

when's the fucking test series on lads

>>75319563
November

>>75319527
Christ, where do dipshit bogans like yourselves get information? The Bolt Report?

The only time the government ever 'shunts' anyone out into the regions is to the asylum seekers (note: not refugees) who arrived illegally by boat between 2007-12 and they do it in exchange for a SHEV visa which offers a pathway to residency. And even then it doesn't work properly.

This isn't fucking North Korea, the government can't tell people where to live.

What you are correct about is that the subhuman coloured's prospects of migrating to Australia just went down the dunny and whatever application he previously filled out is completely redundant.

>>75319601
I was talking about regional residencies

>>75319608
And I just told you about quite literally the only circumstances in which those actually exist in relation to permanent residency. So unless the coloured jumps in a timemachine, goes back a decade and illegally attempts to migrate to Australia by boat, it isn't going to apply to him.

give me some /cric/ approved bands then

>>75319628
Nickelback

>>75319628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkgaCRII7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibHLDrlUls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xgFy5SWl1Y

eBay is threatening to block Australian customers if the federal Government enacts laws to collect GST from online sales.
The e-commerce company claimed plan to tax all goods sold by overseas businesses was 'complex, inconsistent, unworkable and would harm Australian consumers'.
Online sales of less than $1,000 not taxed under current laws but the government plans to remove this threshold for businesses with sales of $75,000 on July 1.
Treasurer Scott Morrison said it would level the playing field so Australian businesses 'do not continue to be unfairly disadvantaged by the current GST exemption'.
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'Regrettably, the government's legislation may force eBay to prevent Australians from buying from foreign sellers,' the company's Australian and New Zealand boss Jooman Park wrote in his submission.

>Jooman Park
>Jooman
hmm

>>75319601
Used to work with an Indian who had to move with her husband to Bathurst in 2015. Not sure on their exact status but they both legally worked in Australia.

>>75319712
all the asylum seekers are working legally in Australia

what you described sounds like a SHEV visa requirement. 2015 fits the timeframe for them as well.

>>75319712
I know a Kenyan that had to do the same thing, but I'll default to the civil servant's greater knowledge

>>75319601
Well when I get my visa, I will post a picture and a big 'ol timestamp for you lad, so that you can cry yourself to sleep.

fucking hell I think I've done my shins in lads

>>75299617
>being friends with muslims

i bet you like watching your wife getting fucked by lebanese too

doctor refused to give me a chest ct. this fucking sucks i feel so ill

>>75320447
Maybe because you're literally making your symptoms up

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/pol/ btfo

>>75320447
Ha sucks to be you. I got an MRI for my back within a week of seeing my GP

>>75320495
ok?

>>75320520
have you ever considered not being a hypochondriac?

>>75320471
That's true, though

>>75320530
ill vocaroo you my cough later you can tell me if you think im making this shit up

That's true, though

>>75320539
i wasnt being sarcastic

>>75320562
how overweight are you?

>>75320583
i'm a little bit overweight right now because i have been inactive recently, also doctors gave me anti-depressants because they think its all down to depression (which it isnt i'm not even depressed t b h), but my appetite is actually low

*which may have made me gain weight too

>>75319628
pavement
drive like jehu
the velvet underground
galaxie 500

>>75319284
>kids
that's your problem, talk to some adults. They can all speak tuti-futi hindi.

green day
the dark third
the smashing pumpkins

>>75319284
were they middle to upper class or poor? it's surprising to me that all wealthier indians wouldn't speak hindi regardless of where they are from though, as surely they would want to be able to communicate with everyone else in their country? also, surely who cricketers who have represented india have been able to speak hindi as otherwise how else would they communicate with their captain/team mates unless they had grasp of the language that would surely have to be used?

*all cricketers who have

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So /cric/ is now officially the most elite and muscular general on /sp/.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl

>>75320960
india wasn't a single nation filled with people of the same ethnicity that spoke the same language before the english came

>>75321004
i know it wasn't, but id still expect all indians who aren't street pooers to know hindi by now. you can't be a proper country unless everybody can speak to one another

>>75321057
t. unaware of how colonialism works

>>75321069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rA232Zl4by

>>75321165
>people having fun nearby while you record an autistic rant about hindi

jej

>>75321165
in a country like England it would be easy, not in one like India where you have 1 billion people, half of whom are in abject poverty and don't get access to anything resembling a proper education.

How do we "reignite" this "poomunity"

Shaping up to be a shit winter Tbh lads

At least the Ashes will be elite as usual

>>75321400
i was literally only ever inquiring about ones who live in relative comfort

>>75321434
think most of them know a bit of hindi or english

even the poor as fuck orphans I met in calcutta spoke enough english to get by

>>75321429
looking forward to watching england bone the quoteas

>>75321477
yeah should be a good series

wi v pak was going to be good but now bravo and marlon aren't playing so I don't know if I should give a fuck

>>75321434
That's only about 100 million of them.

When companies consider expanding markets in India they view it as a country with 100 million potential consumers, the rest don't have enough disposable income to bother with.

reminder the government will be collecting metadata on every truthy you drop on 4chan from today onwards

>>75321496
i don't see why anyone who goes to school can't learn hindi

>>75321494
hopefully based hetmyer plays. pak are literally shit i think WI can win anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzEBLrz3S1o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0
good laugh lads

>>75320471
where's this from?

>>75321612
thats the match david lloyd got all assblasted over murali

>>75321627
i'm not really sure not been following it that closely, something to do with a living in a cabin and communicating with /pol/tards

>>75321629
love bumble Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfR_Fnis9bU

I remember once England drew a test in Zimbabwe he got so annoyed at the press conference that he stood up and yelled WE FOOKIN SMASHED THEM

turns out it's "we murdered 'em, we flipping murdered 'em" but still a good story

>>75320918
By kids I don't mean 8 year olds dude, we were all undergrad and grad students.

>>75321642
kek nick knight failed to score 3 off the last ball, amazing how closely matched zim and england were in the late 90s though

also, reminder

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/63813.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdEI9RP7RU
proto-pissrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQB90K73pqM

>>75320971
business idea- make a rooster for /cric/ and have a friendly match against /afl/ with us on autopilot.

>>75321429
>babby's first winter on /cric/

>>75321769
this winter is worse than the last

>>75321527
what changed?

>>75321780
they're collecting metadata now when they weren't before

>>75321775
it's april u mong not exactly the best month for cricket

>>75321720
>Dravid's innings though
throwback.jpg
That was a solid Zimzam team.

>>75321819
Zimbabwe still could be solid if they had Brian Taylor, Hilton Cartwright and Gary Ballance all playing for them. Throw in Masakadza and you have a thoroughly okay batting lineup.

>>75321837
also kyle jarvis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcbfaH_Ws4A

guy could bowl

>>75321892
yeah he's alright
forgot he existed Tbh

now you remember the pinch hitter meme

makes me fucking seethe looking at all these australians playing ipl and not county

you now remember the limited overs '''''''cricket'''''''' meme

>>75321953
I know we're all NEETs here, but hypothetically If you are called for a job which pays 10 times the current salary would you go for it?

>>75322002
wish I could fucking forget

>>75322006
My situation is very different to an Australian cricketer who is already earning close to a million who exists to represent Australia at the highest level and in the biggest event in Australian sport which is regularly played in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4nXlKJx_4

i find this so bizarre

>>75321540
it's because states like tamil nadu would rather have english as a second language than hindi so that hindi doesn't cannibalise their local languages

>>75322070
might be wrong but didn't gaelic only get resurrected from latin tier irrelevancy recently?
how does an old guy like that not know any english?

THE FUCKING HAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75322151
nah irish has always had a decent number of speakers, you're probably thinking of manx or cornish or something. and guess he just lives in a very rural area and never get round to learning english, i think in certain parts of ireland many kids learn irish as a first language and learn english later but yeah to never learn english is very, very rare i'm sure.

>>75322217
that's interesting

my mum's irish and lived on a farm, but she never learnt a word of irish and can't remember anyone speaking it. Must be a regional thing as you said.

Kauschiks' action makes me angry

>>75322235
I used to get bothered as a kid whenever they'd show max walker bowling when a game was rained out.

>>75322229
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaeltacht

yeah it's a few select area where it's common

>>75322235
it must be something about bowling chinaman that compels people to bowl like a retard, paul adams and him both having that a similar fucked up action can't be a coincide surely

which languages do the poos here speak?

>ywn play erewhon in front of your high school

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>>75322634

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1cYe65tpDw

daniel in high school

I managed to last just over three months in my pledge not to listen to any new music for 2017 (aside from a handful of free stuff on bandcamp), but the lure of Ulver playing synthpop over the Blade Runner soundtrack was too tempting. If I only listen to one 2017 album (and that may be the case), I'm glad I picked this one.
Probably one of the catchiest songs I've heard in the last year, to think that two years ago Ulver were making classical music. I fully expect to hear this being played in all the nightclubs of the world in the next year.

>>75317380
mosque with loudspeakers in Beverly Hills when?

>>75322267
>>75322338
spare him , he's literally retarded. Can't you guys tell by looking at him ?

>>75322601
Gujarati but I can understand Hindi because it's practically the same language

i think if i was australian or american i would find reading about these little known celtic languages of the uk so interesting, also on the channel languages which are british owned they have their own french like languages too

>>75323440
my best mate as a kid was from jersey and he spoke that meme language at home

>>75323440
why? we have our own meme languages in the US like Pennsylvania German, know a few people who speak it

>>75323460
are there any pennyslvanian german speakers who dont speak english

>>75323503
I'm Pennsylvanian mexican but only speak catalan

>>75322070
made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb9Acr_OHCw

wish they would bring back norn desu

>>75322601
Fluent- English, Hindi, Urdu
Intermediate- Marathi
Beginner- Kannada, French

Most Indians are multilingual.

>>75323578
where do you live?

the PNG pidgin is the fucking weirdest language Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H61y75G0A24

>>75323589
Mumbai
But my grandparents are from Karnataka, so trying to learn that.

>>75323578
how different are the indian dialects?

what also makes me think is old english which is completely free of any of the french influence that came with the normans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BelXiwkpxt8

>>75323602
so come you're not fluent in marathi if you dont mind me asking? as thats the official language there?

>>75323614
thats really interesting, sounds like a cross between german and welsh maybe

>>75323604
The subcontinent is akin to Europe basically. Every 100 kms the dialect changes and every 300 kms the language itself is different.

>>75323625
Nobody I know speaks Marathi because Mumbai is cosmopolitan, it's quite different from rest of the Maharashtra. We had to learn it in school though, and I barely passed in Marathi language. I can read, write and manage to have a conversation in Marathi just that my vocabulary is weak.

Finally Ravi jadeja was massacred as he should be for just firing it on the legs.

>that one Indian talking about cricket

>>75323706
That one Hindu who's always trying to fit in with white people

>Gayle actually scoring
wew

>>75323727
Gayle is finished as is Dhoni

yh english is literally german, french and a celtic language like welsh mixed together i reckon

nvm celtic has hardly influenced english at all apparently

>>75323599
sounds better than hindi

http://iheu.org/humanist-murdered-fellow-university-students-alleged-blasphemy/

>pookistan

>>75323683
do you automatically translate everything you read into english from hindi your head into order to process it, even if only for a split second? always wondered that about foreign posters here on 4chan, i think someone's 2nd language will always be a 2nd language, we will always perceive the world in one language and one language will always take precedent, might be wrong tho

*into hindi from english