Hawthorn on wooden spoon watch edition
Ladder after round 4
1. Adelaide
2. Geelong
3. Richmond
4. GWS
5. West Coast
6. Western Bulldogs
7. Port Adelaide
8. Melbourne
9. Gold Coast
10. St. Kilda
11. Essendon
12. Fremantle
13. Collingwood
14. Carlton
15. Brisbane
16. Sydney
17. North Melbourne
18. Hawthorn
iggs niggs
lads
/crows/
who /dabloos/ here?
HEAVE HO UNNA
Basedbane tbqh
/trivagogirl/
CARN THE PIES
...CHUCK BUCKS OUT
>>75299175
Think he knows desu
>>75299166
Geelong is above Adelaide on the ladder
>>75299187
Tfw >we will have a positive W/L record after next week
>>75299194
Dogways.
>no team has made finals going 0 - 4 since the final 8 was introduced in 1994
And yet there are some who think Sydney can defy this
>>75299166
>no win-loss records
>no percentages
Piss-poor effort, apply yourself next time.
still in the 8 lmao
>>75299203
They'll be 0-5 next week and then probably notch their first against Carlton in week 6, but yeah, at 1-5 I can't see them making it
>>75299197
Fuck
>>75299198
Feels good nigga
that new Harry Styles song isn't bad lads
>its a the long weekend makes you lose feeling of the days so monday feels like a sunday episode
Here you go lads.
>>75299206
On current league form I have them 12 - 10 by season end if they get all their players back come next week but yeah, this is generous.
>>75299218
Hawks have scored 11 points less than Carlton's non-existent forward line, time to move to Tassie I think.
>>75299218
are dabloos still the favourites for the spoon?
Reminder that we will "literally" 9 point our /sp/erb owl group with a win over /trans/ and then win the semi final and final.
>>75299231
we should park the bus to get the draw and guarantee top spot
>>75299218
>Richmond the best defensive side in the league atm
I don't know why I'm so surprised, but I am.
>Carlton
>Collingwood
>Brisbane
Ohhhhh
>>75299231
/afl/ vs /f1/ final would be good
the two generals that bring me to this lebanese hieroglyphics forum
>>75299236
Hodge should retire to a cushy media job at season's end.
>>75299229
Long season still ahead but surely Hawks would have to be favourites to 'win' the spoon? They've shown absolutely nothing positive this season, their defence is leaking goals everywhere, at least Carlton's defence is somewhat decent.
>>75299245
I'd imagine he's going into coaching.
>Essendon beat Hawthorn Round 1
>think there may be hope for the Bombers yet
>lose to fucking Carlton
>Hawthorn mauled in every other game
Worst feeling when what looked like a defining win turns out to really mean nothing.
>For years Hawks have taunted the Cats about 'concerning youth'
Serious question. Do the Hawks have any good young players coming through?
>>75299254
Possibly, I just notice he's often in special comments on both TV and Radio lately.
>>75299255
Pretty funny tb h, thought they would be at least challenging top 8 after that win against the Hawks but they've completely fallen off since notwithstanding their win against the Lions.
>>75299247
From what I have seen this season thus far, I still feel Carlton will easily lose to the three winless teams this year.
Sydney have got to be thanking their lucky stars that they face Carlton twice this season, but all three teams, Sydney, North and Hawthorn better get used to playing Carlton because I have a feeling those three teams will be playing Carlton a lot in the next few years
>>75299254
media is a lot easier than coaching
>>75299237
Nah. /ncaa/ were real shit so I don't know if that preset 1 is legit or not so I figure I will see how the midfield press works against legit opposition.
>>75299262
It's not the best desu
Lovell, Howe, Hardwick, O'Rourke, Burton, Brand.
Pretty much it.
We're not in good shape.
>>75299264
Yeah, I'd think he's football brain would be better used in a coaching spot. Much like Sam Mitchell next year, he's going to be an amazing coach.
>>75299262
No.
>>75299231
The elitest general on /sp/
Hawthorne confirmed for an 11+ year rebuild like Brisbane.
>>75299278
>Burton
possibly the most overrated player of all time
at absolute best he becomes a good ordinary 150 gamer
who /undefeated/ here?
>>75299332
No longer doing /top2/?
It's Freo's right bros?
>>75299336
Richmond poster on aborted narrative watch
>>75299305
Brett Burton could take a super mark though.
>>75299336
if you've paid attention, I literally change it every week to suit the tigs. /top2/, /top3/, /undefeated/, /beatcarlton/, /top8/, /didntloseto *insert team here*/, whatever.
>>75299355
Consider /2weeksawayfrombeingexposedbyAdelaide/
>>75299332
right here lad
>>75299332
right here
>>75299370
>muh rioli name
didn't even make goal of the week
>>75299368
>exposed by one of the best teams in the comp
normally it's when a middle of the road team beats the ever loving shit out of you, you're exposed, I'm not gonna feel bad if the Tigs lose to a likely minor premier.
>>75299370
>rioli
KEK
>>75299387
So round 8 when you lose to the Dockers? Bullldogs are pretty shit but they are the reigning premiers, so losing to them probably won't be exposing.
>>75299387
Exposed is when meme teams play an actual good team and get beat
>>75299382
that's because every voter on the afl website are plebs
rioli's goal wasn't just kicking a banana from a tight angle, he halved TWO (2) marking contests, brushed off a tackler to keep the ball in, then had to weave around in a tight area and get it over a smotherer/tackler
literally and objectively the best goal kicked in 2017
>>75299400
>Bullldogs are pretty shit but they are the reigning premiers
It's pretty clear that the Bulldogs were the 7th best team last year and just pulled 4 good weeks of footy out of their arses
>>75299409
The Bulldogs were the biggest benefactors from the break before finals - any other season and they would have gone to Perth with half a side and probably be thumped.
>>75299409
a few players coming back from injury made a difference in the finals
>>75299414
This. Ross Lyon and Brad Scott's cheating in the few years previous directly benefited the Bulldogs.
>>75299435
Or maybe the AFL shouldn't be reactive morons.
who /top1ifyoufliptheladder/ here?
>>75299400
yeah, not gonna happen
>>75299401
no, that's just losing. Exposed is when a team gets dominated by a team lower on the ladder, showing that their past victories are meaningless.
who /top1/ here?
I was jacking off to that game, lads.
Fucking nothing like smashing Hawthorn. Would have pumped them by 200 points if they'd kicked straight. Oh my god, beating up on Hawthorn feels so fucking good.
>it's a "YUH NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WINS" episode
>richmond fans celebrating every win like they've won the premiership because they've been so starved for wins over the past decades
Pathetic.
>>75299502
still a bit upsetty about 2008?
Richmond +30.5 against Adelaide will be pass mark for the Tigs I reckon
>>75299519
Hawthorn supporters have been the biggest collection of faggots since around that time, so yes.
Thankfully they're all leaving now.
>>75299525
I literally agree with you and I'm a Hawthorn supporter. We have some of the worst supporters.
I still wank over Dew's 3rd quarter.
>>75299525
Thankfully, none of the supporters around for their next era will have been around for 2008.
I saw so many fresh "supporters" crop up during their 2013-15 period. Biggest bunch of fucking bandwagoners.
My theory is that their success has hurt them in respect to their supporter base, because they become so conditioned to it that when they do start performing poorly, they can't handle it and jump off immediately, leaving their club to begin merger talks with Melbourne.
I love when 360 plays talkback callers
>>75299558
Reminder it was we who voted no for a merger, whilst the demons did.
Nice try but
@75299516
>celebrating every win like they've won the premiership
>shitposting is now "over the top celebrating"
don't reference one of my posts ever again
Now that Hawks are shit, will Tassie kick them out?
>>75299578
Nah, it's more likely for them to relocate there permanently now that their fan base has dried up.
They'll get their pick of all the Tasmanian youth to help their rebuild, probably government sponsorship, their own home ground, etc.
It'd work out well for them and help bring them out of basketcase status.
who /mostsuccessfulcluboftheAFL/ here?
>>75299588
>all the Tasmanian youth
Tassie are lucky to have one player drafted a year these days
>Wake up
>HAWTH0-4N
suicidal thoughts are down
>>75299594
Reporting in.
>>75299602
AFL not some country bumpkin league
>>75299597
Don't think any were taken in last year's draft.
>>75299602
Guaranteed replies
>>75299602
>Power supporters thinking their SANFL Premierships mean anything
>Washing machine broke
>haven't washed my panties for weeks
they're getting pretty stinky lads
>>75299623
mmmn go on
>>75299594
16 >13
>>75299594
Can Hawthorn's premierships even be considered legitimate? I mean, they got most of their star players through priority picks which are otherwise outside of the normal drafting system. Somewhat similar to Brisbane and their extra salary cap.
>75299638
AFL series, not VFL. you pathetic excuse for a life.
>>75299642
In terms of mass equalisation methods conducted by the AFL, you bet. Clubs such as Carlton had priority picks, but they've squandered it all. Hawthorn was ruthless and smart.
>>75299655
>MUH ARBITRARY NAME CHANGE
Guarantee that plebs like yourself will be arguing that premierships from this era shouldn't count in 50 years time.
>>75299638
As an Essendon supporter I wish this could be claimed but if we include VFL premierships then we have to include SANFL ones which gives the record to Port Adelaide and I'd really rather not.
As it is, Hawthorn in the AFL era (1990 and on) lead with 5
can anyone straffpill me on the st kilda sponsorship bruhaha
>>75299663
what's your twitter? Missed it last time.
>>75299663
fake news from fake RC
more at 11
Can't believe after 4 rounds and more than enough massive fuck ups. This tripfag still shows his face around. SAD!
>>75299674
Except if you weren't such a cuck (or a liar) you would realise that the AFL themselves recognises VFL premierships as legitimate. As they should be, it was the premier league of the competition at the time. Anyone who argues SANFL should be given to Port Adelaide has zero understanding of Australian Football history. SANFL and WAFL were always second tier to VFL.
Hawkcucks should be thankful they don't include VFA flags pre VFL.
>>75299642
>muh salary cap
Reminder that Basedbane only bought in Caracella, Pike and Michael after 2000.
>>75299697
Reminder that Caracella was Essendon's missing link to the 2003 premiership.
Reminder that Bitchality Cuck can't keep a handle on a few weeks of tips let alone a narrative.
Absolutely pathetic with absolutely pathetic excuses
>it was a test
End your "life"
>>75299697
no one was squeezed out tho
compare to the two recent dynasties, geelong and hawthorn, who both lost stars due to cap pressure
>>75299712
Oddly specific year. Was he sleeping during 2001 and 2002?
>>75299732
I won money off nearly all of those tips. Looks like you failed the test.
"Literally" only tip I got wrong this week was Melbourne, and that could have gone either way.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
If this impostor could cease to tarnish my great name, that would just be swell
>>75299733
Geelong: Ablett, Mumford
Hawthorn: ???
Can't really think of many good players that left for coin. Some mediocre mid pack people left because they couldn't get games.
>>75299751
Who is Franklin?
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
>>75299757
We're talking about good players.
>>75299690
This is something I agree with, because the AFL is just the VFL renamed. I don't know why so many people have a hard time understanding this.
>>75299757
He left to escape the drug culture.
Fair enough though, completely forgot about him.
>>75299758
RC on all the narratives watch
>>75299733
People like playing for winning teams.
As long as >norf finish above Hawthorn I will consider this season a success.
>>75299773
$10 million aint bad desu
>>75299795
O'Meara must be livid then kek
>>75299806
>Playing
He's rage quit already.
>>75299816
His knees quit before he ever had a chance rage quit lol
>>75299770
It's just Hawkcucks and people who support teams with less than a handful of flags saying it.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
st kilda will have a top 4 pick this year, will they finally pick a pure midfielder instead of an overweight key forward or soft flanker?
>>75299831
lad i absolutely howl at your file names, keep it up
>>75299840
all signs point to no
> real tip pleb attempts to call others out for lying.
>>75299841
That's because you are an absolute pleb. What you don't understand is that this guy is serious. He "literally" wants me to die because I reminded him that he's a virgin once. It's pathetic, and even worse are all the standard dregs of society that latch onto it and think it's based.
>>75299823
Are his knees completely shot? Menzel is running around after ~4 knee reconstructions and performing well.
@75299867
My my, seems like an anon has hit a nerve with Realty Cheque. Shouldn't he just turn the other cheek like a man of faith or has he given up on that for the nth time this year again?
>>75299875
>>75299875
>s-s-stop projectin r--reality GUNT
Pathetic. Don't even have the guts to give me a (You).
>>75299879
Mate you've been calling me by that dumbass nickname for 4 years ever since I called you out for being a unicuck on /tv/. It's not even catching on with the dregs here, think you should stop.
>>75299869
I don't pay much attention to him but I think he's pretty problematic and his knees are his main weakness, to be wrapped in cotton wool a lot and always in rehab so young isn't great. Menzel mst be be a freak, Morabito had to throw in the towel after 3.
@75299883
@75299889
>This triggers the sperg
>>75299898
The only sperg here is the obese neckbeard who "literally" copies and pastes my post numbers. And you have the audacity to say I'M projecting. Fucking idiot.
>witnessing Reality Cuck's last stand
@75299911
You seem upset
I hope reality cuck fucks off and never comes back, or just turns off his trip.
Seriously what fucking need is there for a trip?
>>75299925
So this is how it ends, not with a bang like he could have had during the 2016 Grand Final, but with a whimper in a post round thread on a Monday. Sad.
>>75299925
What's with the name change? I thought I was Realty Cheque? Fucking idiot.
>>75299926
>HERE US DUH PROJECTA
fucking idiot
>reality cunt thinks that only one person hates him
mmmm no, honey xx
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit
>>75299933
To have some integrity behind your posts. This is a concept leejun fails to grasp as they desperately hurl insults and then say "n-no it wasn't me!" when I throw back truth missiles.
friendly reminder that the ITC are 11-1 for the year, and that one loss came from one of the other members of the ITC broship
>>75299948
>To have some integrity behind your posts.
You can have integrity without using a trip, seriously go to fucking r*ddit if you want usernames.
>>75299956
Except I already use Reddit, fuckwit. I just happen to enjoy using 4chan too. However leejun culture has infected the place dramatically and quality has gone down significantly.
> integrity makes up the following excuses :
> [ ] my tip was umpballed
> [ ] my tip threw the match
> [ ] i conveniently gave multiple tips
> [ ] it's a test
>>75299967
you forgot
> [ ] every game is just a hologram projected from a sound stage on the moon
>>75299967
Not an excuse if it's right.
Also I never give multiple tips, what the fuck are you talking about?
>truth missiles
>>75299986
>>75299986
>YUH GONSBIRAZEE FEARY
Not my fault you're a mindless pleb who will buy into anything Gil sells you.
>I never give multiple tips
>>75300005
I don't even know what this is supposed to be. It must be directed at me apparently though because of le LOSDRADAMUS filename.
>>75300017
That was part of the test, not a multiple tip in itself.
@75300018
In your meltdown after the granny last year you quoted all these posts certain that it was a samefag and like usual you got BTFO. Forgetting things quicker than your narrative. Sad.
desperation is a stinky cologne, real cuck
75300028
*yawn*
>>75300030
Except it can't be me fuckhead, because I never post without donning the trip.
Imagine having to fight this hard in a post round thread to maintain relevance inside your own head.
Stay seething Bitchality Cuck
>there's a good chance I won't be coming back
heard this one before lads
>BTFO and sent to bed in a post round thread on a Monday
Stick a fork in this one lads, he's cooked.
>>75299867
Shut the fuck up, fake RC
>>75299841
That one wasn't me tbqh, but I appreciate that others pick up the effort when I'm being slack
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
who is this reality check?
t. newfag
>>75299185
Here lad
>tfw no 3rd quarter
>>75300189
ELITE post.
how was your guys weekend
>>75300235
great
hope /afl/ wins some more at the /sp/erbowl tonight
>>75300259
I survived multiple gunshots and crippling obesity
Hans come shitpost in the Bruins/Sens tonight
>>75300235
gf met my parents, went alright so can't complain
>>75300289
congratulations
might do, who knows
>>75300235
>Watched dem Dockers win a tight game
>Got boong drunk and went to the casino
>Dropped a pill right as a concert fucking ended and peaked while listenting to Eurobeat driving home
Not too bad
>>75300235
Got drunk, watched games, bullied fake RC. Nothing out of the ordinary
>>75299950
this is the real news
>>75300235
Lost my virginity, worked, had an easter bbq, spent more time with my gf, only watched half of the crows game. Pretty good weekend tbqh, just have to wait for the geelong v hawks game to be uploaded on aussierul.es
>>75300408
>driving on drugs
Literally kill yourself.
>couldn't predict Monday on Sunday night
>>75300430
fuckface check on nigger slut rape watch
who /top1/ here
>>75300456
I'm trying but I keep managing to get home unscathed
>>75299459
if one of the top teams that they're considered to be equal with belt the absolute shit out of them then they are being exposed. If its a no contest they are exposed as not being able to keep up with the good teams and are a meme team
goodnight /iggs/
goodnight /afl/
>>75301231
Sleep tight, cobba. Gonna be a chilly one tonight.
reminder that /sp/erbowl is on right now
we are playing a bit later
http://www.hitbox.tv/the (four) chancup
>into the final
/afl/ on ELITE watch
>>75306452
was fun commentating >us win
come on now, one more win
Officially the most ELITE general on /sp/
So /sp/ has to wear the ochre iggle?
>>75309255
/sp/ will wear an /afl/-themed kit in the first match of the summer cup, yes.
>>75309646
ELITE
>>75300617
Geelong are shit
what is cuckmantle doing in the captcha?
>tfw went to high school with Parsons
Absolute ripper lad desu
RC lying about all his tips is getting annoying lads, most pathetic he's ever been.
>>75313246
And overnight he's pivoted his twitter away from tipping towards an alt-right meme page masquerading as a Media page. I genuinely think he's jealous of Straffo's control of the zeitgeist here and is trying to emulate. SAD!
fucking KEK
>>75313402
Tip God Media is run by 4 others. I just do the AFL tips. Have no interest in the political side.
>>75315141
Pretty funny, the Port + Swastika combo. Can you get arrested for wearing that here? The swastika, not the port guernsey I mean
>>75315442
Maybe RC has had multiple personality disorder this whole time. and tipping different teams in the same match is a result of this.
>>75313989
>iggles song as tournament victory anthem
50 followers ÷ 5 admins. Fucking kek!
Although you are lying as per usual. Own your failures and stupidity.
reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.
Based fucking WAutist on suicide watch 2bh
based iggs lads
not only the most elite /afl/ fanbase but now one of the most elite /sp/ fanbases
absolutely awesome work lads
so proud
good work
good job
>>75315485
I love the shitheap mountain bike too. The official vehicle of losing your license for drink driving.
>>75315986
We'll have 100,000 by the end of the year.
>/F1/ had a 90% win record coming into the semi finals
But they were not prepared for the handsome, muscular and intelligent /afl/.
>>75313989
Based Straffo keeping a clean sheet
“What an easter this Easter has brang”
I’ve generally tried to stop being a grammar nazi but it’s being destroyed in front of me on fb
(Had typed ‘being murdered in front of me on fb’ but had a rethink…)
Foreigners laughed at our tactics but they all fell defeated.
>>75316516
Is this another test?
>>75316910
>Hurr why is a gold on their bench, australians in charge of tactics
Utterly btfo
Hello William Waddell
>there's a good chance I won't be coming back
>comes back mere hours later
Can't even tip your own free will you useless cunt, doesn't matter what time you show up you'll be bullied
kek
KEK
K E K
>>75316910
>>75317088
Absolutely ELITE
/afl/ on divegrass GODS watch
>>75317440
>>75299304
>/afl/
>Gold on Bench
>What the fuck are you doing? I know Australians are retarded but what the fuck?
>>75302319
>australians in charge of virtual divergrass teams
>>75317440
Normally I don't buy into this sort of autistic shit, but I think you have done a good job here so well done.
iggs run /sp/
so how much /afl/ will end up in the /sp/ team? Apart from the GOAT ochre
Straffo in goal, JJK the spearhead and golden GAJ off the bench?
>>75318056
>>75319177
/sp/ have roster polls so probably just the ochre.
>>75319199
Pathetic.
@75319073
>I don't buy into this sort of autistic shit
Because you sell enough of it on your own you useless cunt
>>75318942
WAutist on Golden Boot Watch
>>75319199
fucking sad 2bh
>>75319220
>BAFETIC
>>>75319248
YOUZLESS GUNT
>>75319256
FUGGING SAD
This is what leejun has been reduced to.
@75319279
Breaking point is not far off.
@75319279
Go away fake RC.
leejun on pooicide watch
LE FUG LE FAG RC xD XD
IF EVERYONE HATE THE REALITY, THEN WHY COME THEY DON'T FILTER THE TRIPSIGN?
HAHA CHECKMATE LEEJUN XD
>>75319496
>>75319316
Trip on m8.
>>75319545
NO YOU ARE LE FAG RC xD xD
iggGODS on kings of /sp/ watch
*farts*
>>75319561
* dabs respectfully in your direction
Is this what RC does during the winter
damn...
>>75299189
'no', she's a cunt.
Remember lads, 100,000 Twitter followers by the end of year.
Of course the rambling Tweet directed at Straffo's waifu definitely wasn't from RC, it's a coincidence. It was written by one of his coauthors.
Is UNNA elite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDsuU6v2gYE
>desu
>>75319584
TAKE THAT BACK REEEEEEEEEE
@75319279
stop shitposting fake RC
>>75319605
Without question
>For me, it's HEAVE HO UNNA
>>75301013
not how it works famalam.
75319279
75319316
75319496
*yawn*
@75319279
>I'll just retype their words in a funny way, that will show the entire community that hates me I am superior to them
Fugging pafetic fake RC
>>75319658
Who /Neighbours/ here?
>>75319731
what's the go with toadie's wife that he drove off a cliff? is she really back from the dead?
>>75319792
It's an imposter who claimed he had another daughter and she tried to scam money out of him but failed.
>>75319826
what a cunt
glad she failed, toadie is based
>>75319857
Also, he cheated on Sonia, kek.
>>75319859
Gets hit by a car to
>>75319955
Deserved desu. Miss Harold desu.
'awks lads
>>75320128
glad your around still friend
>>75320484
thanks mate
>>75320484
>>75320566
pretty gay lads
>>75320578
what are friends for
>>75317440
Absolutely elite 90s AFL logo.
iggs