>30 years old >Never been married >Never had kids

>>75296944
alright, i'll volunteer. no one else need apply.

>>75296954
She is 188 cm tall amazon though

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I want her to sit on my face if you know what I mean

>>75296971
i'm 6'3", what's that in Euro-Units

>>75296971
not him but I'm 6'4", daddy can handle it

>>75296944
she will probably die a virgin at this rate

>>75296996
>>75296999
I am sorry, but I don't speak American

>>75296996
I will wreck u faget she's mine

Wow, I'm only 6'0 and she's almost 6'2 according to google. I would still let her bang me.

>>75296999
>>75297022
back off lads, i'm an actual sportsman. i play ultimate frisbee

>>75297057

I made a behind the back skip shot in pool on friday so umm sorry sweetie

Ya dirty pervs

it is probably chemically impossible for her to have a child

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>>75296971
mfw

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she's taken you cucks

>>75296944

Women that place their career success over having a man's babies are broken women. Every time.

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>>75297075
>pool
>an sport

>>75297111
i'll fight that manlet, he can't be that tough

In 2007 she said that she expects to have cute husband and two kids in 10 years

>>75297113
that was the joke

God those legs are incredible.

Call me Maria. I'm a 6-foot-6 blond Ukrainian-American, we could have a dozen handsome Aryan pro athlete kids and make the NBA great again.

>>75297180
>aryan
>ukrainian

>>75297180
>NBA
>aryan

>>75297199
>>75297200

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw

also, checked

>>75297131
better get started then

>>75297199
Whatever. You're probably a Muslim from Gujaristan like every other "English" person is now

>is a cunt
>hated by virtually every player on tour
>not a single one defended her failing drug tests unlike agassi
Gee I wonder why

>>75297111
And then they fuck

>>75297604
It's really not possible for a woman who is even halfway attractive to be too bitchy to keep a man. Most men prefer trim to what it costs them and value having a woman around.

And her money and her fame would make her a prize even if she were fat and homely.

She doesn't have a family because for whatever reason she's forgone having one. Having a kid sidelines a professional athlete for a year at least. Probably her career meant too much to her.

>>75297891
>Having a kid sidelines a professional athlete for a year at least
Gee, if only she had a 1 year ban from tennis

>>75297604
Spoiler alert all women, especially in this day and age are cunts, it's up to the men to tame them. Sharapova would make a great wife and mother after some chin music

>>75296944
White women have become more concerned with their careers instead of having a family. Nothing different here.

>>75298046
She is slav, slavs have kids at 19

>>75297812
Shut up, Borat.

>>75298005
modern numales are literally too beta for her.

>>75298058
Don't bully Kazakh bros

>>75296944
No one has said lesbian yet? Lol

>>75298058
I shoved into and pulled out of you're mommy my man.

>>75297007
Her pussy has been rekt. Believe me I would know.

But she's also infertile from sports. It's why white birthrates are declining.

>>75298115
This. All those roids can't be good for woman's health.

>>75298130
Kazakhstan, your flag looks nice and shiny today

>>75296944
Don't she take roids? Probably can't have kids anymore.

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>>75296944

Honestly, if she wanted to strangle me to death with her legs I'd be ok with that.

>>75296944
doping fucks with the period.

>>75297604

Late comment but Agassi didn't test positive for PED's. Apples and oranges.

Drugs.

Shes also a huge dyke.

>>75296996
Like 190 or something, convert to a better fucking system you fat fuck.

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Love Maria wearing Leggings!

>>75296944
Why? She's someone I'd fuck for hours in all different sorts position's

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>>75298935
>20
I was going to say you have plenty of time then remembered I lost my virginity at 19
Get on it man

>>75298857
>>75298935
Remember. It's not a disaster if it's because you never really tried.

>>75299064
>>75299077
Yea your right I'm an average looking guy but I'll admit I'm a manlet so that's a reason i call it quits before i even try girls obviously prefer taller guys, but who knows since I'm talking about getting laid here i could score some one night stands if i at least tried.

I want to put my penis inside her vagina if you catch my drift

>you'll never smell her panties

;_;

Is it true that she had sex with Ronaldo?

>>75299650
>sex with Ronaldo
>she
Not likely

>>75299650
the brazilian? maybe

the homogayer? no chance

>>75299703
Fatnaldo is a trapfag. Tsunaldo, well, you said it.

>>75299373
What did he mean by this?

Reminder that Saša "the machine" Vujačić almost married her.
Reminder that he has videos of them together in the tub with Ana Kurnikova

Oh that sweet irony that this used up cunt will be spend most of her life even more depressed than the average au/sp/ist. Despite her millions she will realize that she could have anything but through it all away for a 12 year old boy's wet dream.

>>75296944
>wgtow
Nothing wrong with that desu senpai

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>>75299946
>having children in the year 2017 means to be a loyal subject to the uniformity of natural fascism. Me, as an really free indicvidual, decide not to procreate as a sign of protest against the tyranny the of natural order.

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>>75297113
>Human

>>75298005
>Chin music
>Lives in country nicknamed after a fruit

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>>75297932
>Underappreciated Vlad

>>75298115
"I would know"
>Named after fruit

>>75300006
Stop being an edgelord, it's her own decision and i don't care about her private life. If she wants to have children, fine. If she doesn't, still fine, it's her own business.

If she will be depressed in a few years because she doesn't has a husband and children, then it's her own fault, but i don't care. I have more important things to care about.

>>75300094
The results from the turkish vote yesterday being one of them.
Jesus christ, when we people lean

>>75300165
I don't know what you are talking about.

>>75300165
>tfw forgot to bet on it
I really want to kill myself for not accepting the free money offered

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>>75300539
on the left!

>>75300550
Wow, Caroline Wozniacki has let herself go

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>>75300589
sorry, but this is Anne Laure

>>75300628
Being this German in the 2k's, shouldn't be allowed

Heard she's a venomous whore

>>75298857
>>75298935

who gives a fuck bruz theres more important shit in life

if you get really desperet fuck a hooker, i did when i was 18

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>>75296944

In every way inferior to pic related

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>>75300713

And pic related

>>75300720
Pipa Middleton has let herself go

>>75300713
This! Kerbe is the queen the tennis sport deserves!

>>75299077
That's an even bigger disaster, imagine not having the stones to chase something as trivial as having sex with a girl.The whole "huh, I don't even care" argument is beyond pathetic. Neck yourself.

>>75300720
Serbs should have yoused her forehead as a shield during Nato bombing. The timeline would look entirely different today.

>>75300730

Don't talk shit of my Ana, you pseudo-swede

>>75299354
Go for a walk about your city and look around you. Even the ugliest or craziest people walking about have probably gotten laid.

I've seen her up close at a tennis match. she looks really weird. her shoulders are twice as wide as a normal human.

>>75300768

t. Ibrahim Mustafa al-Doitsi

>>75300830
ugaym8?

>>75299828
I don't believe u

>>75300830
t. skinny manlet

>>75300884
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2196662/Maria-Sharapova-splits-fianc-Sasha-Vujacic.html

http://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/8323285/maria-sharapova-says-engagement-nba-player-sasha-vujacic-off

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She's not even the hottest Russian training in America.

>>75301328
Traitor of glourious communist Rossiya

>>75298766
we use feet and inches for height here too mate

>>75298766
>Be Australian
>Drink half-liters of beer

>>75301372

She was allowed to compete at Rio.

Rest of Russia were not. Checkmate, atheists

>>75301399
Whatever, you only like her because she is from one of those small Finnish tribes native to Russia, not glourious pure slav like Sharapova

>>75301308
>no mention of any videoon of any video

>>75300768
>yoused
t. Yousef bin Mohammad Boateng

>>75300830
Since when nips are considered "normal humans"?

>1,88m

freakish mutant giraffe

>>75301602
t. manlet

>>75301691
I wish I was. I want to be beaten up by a woman so badly. But only in a fair fight, not this ballbusting BDSM crap.

>>75301818
That sound so fucking inane, Jesus.

>>75301952
best way to find the perfect mating partner desu

think of it! It makes perfectly sense!

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She used to date american-brazilian
actress Camilla Belle. She's not str8. Maybe bi.

>>75302066
No she did not.

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>>75302003
>Mom, help me! Germany is thinking about final solutions again!

>>75302066
no she didn't, stop spreading lies!

>>75302088
cute girl. She looks like she hits back.

>88
checked!

why is there the exact same thread on /pol/?

>>>/pol/121531438

>>75298935
are you me?

>tfw actually blossomed and am somewhat attractive now
>7/10 girls would be easy game if I didn't was such a total social retard due to being a shut-in twat during my teens

>>75302453
because sharapova's life is the same no matter where you make a thread?

>>75302453
I am OP of this thread and other was created by Croatian dude

>>75300539
me in the restaurant eating tendies

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>30 years old
>never been married
>never had kids
>dresses like a rent boy

Really gets those neurons firing

>>75302453
Back to your containment board.

>>75297111
Imagine being emasculated like this on national tv. I bet he was furious later on that night

I want to sex with her

>>75303229
>that night

manlets are always angry

>>75296944
perfect choices

>>75302488
>be an average 5
>have a 7 gf
>make her orgasm multiple times every time we have sex
Why aren't you trying anon

>>75303359
I want sex with a women

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>>75303641

>>75303641
damn, but youre german

>>75299735
>Fatnaldo is a trapfag
Literally /ourguy/

I bet she loves getting chummed inside

>>75300720

who is this
she's so hot

i want her to piss on me and humiliate me

>>75302088
fugg

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sharapova is for plebs, who /wozniacki/

>>75306262
Alize Lim >>> slavs

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>>75306365
Whilst lim is a top qt she has literally no tennis talent

who would want to marry a doper?

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>>75302537
It's the hair

>>75306678
I am that wave

> access to world-class dick with no drama
> live life by your own schedule and whims
> do whatever you want whenever you want 24/7
> money enough to last millennia

why tf would she want to get married?

>>75306777
Maybe she didn't want to be another Kournikova

>>75306678
>tfw no one will ever look at you like that

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>>75300720
heeere we goooo

>>75298935
I had my first kiss when I was 20 with some random brunette with a decent body in a club. We never even exchanged words just made out for a minute or two. It might get better, it probably won't though. I am still a virgin though.

>>75306678
D-does she have a top on?

>>75306826
>Kournikova
She is not married and childless too and is already 35

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>>75307102
> already 35
> already
u wot m8

>>75307102
Plastic surgery too :DDD

Who are some /sp/ girls I can fap to?

>>75307366
Roberta Vinci

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>>75307215

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>>75307366

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>>75307444
I approve of the last three digits.

>>75305940
What are you doing in the UK, DG?

>>75306777
>> live life by your own schedule and whims
Bullshit they only have 3 weeks off a year.

>>75298622
underrated

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>>75296944
>30 years old
>Never had her balloon knot licked by me

>>75307788
Ass literally too big for wearing panties

>>75301818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRHEbmhPPEE
whats wrong with germany?

>>75307788
I need to fuck

>>75296944
> Sabatini
> Navratilova
best female players are dykes desu

>>75308122
*unzips penis*

>>75307366

cici bellis is the best in tennis now

>>75297604
>expecting any female player to like the sexiest women on tour that actually wins too

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>>75309294
funniest (saddest) part was how Cibulkova of all people was outspoken about it, despite having every annoying trait masha does and then some, without any of the upside. basically just lashing out a better looking, more successful version of herself

doesn't make me think

>>75308856
holy fuck.

this is a 10/10 in Spain....

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>>75309433

>>75309433
Those yellow teeth though

>>75296971
perfect, I can eat her out on my knees

>>75307788
>booty cleavage

for more non op related good posts

/нaшaмaшa/ forever

>>75308106
>we were making out in her driveway
instantly debuked as american high school shit
dating doesn't work that way here

>>75297130
you could probably take him. i know for a fact that i'd murder floyd's tiny ass.

>>75296944
such a kewt

>>75297111
pathetic

>>75296944
mom was 33 and dad was 42 when i popped out, not too weird 2bh

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Saw Sharapova play a match about 5 years back.

Her howls after every hit were even hotter live.

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*BRAAAAAAAP*

>>75302066

Everyone knows Brazilian women are traps. Confirmed straight

w2c mail order bride that's like sharapova?

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>>75307788

>>75303229
>Being so autistc that you can think that a woman is taller than you is something to be mad about.

Jesus fuck, how were you raised? Fuck I'm glad that I'm a normie. Holy shit you are an autistic fuck.

Last time I posted this question here it got removed, but there's no other thread I can ask. I'm sure some of you will know the feeling of trying to keep pornography out of your life; I've been trying and failing for 10 years. So I want to ask - do you think it's just as creepy or immoral to substitute it with non-nude pictures of attractive athletes? Or is it okay? Really need some advice please.

>>75300165
>he is turk

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Maria is the best :DDD and America :DDD

Why does the Williams sisters were allowed to dope (lateral steroids), but Sharapova was given a ban (for a fuckin meldonium)?

>>75320571
She's white and from Russia.

>>75320571
diversity

>>75301328
Shiiiet

>>75320571
Because they were smart enough to get a TUE like everyone else.

>being dumber than a literal ape
toppest of keks

>>75319355
Her butt looks like mine

>>75296982
No, I don't
please illustrated

>>75296944
One of us

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>>75322510
love her wearing leggings!

>>75322510
>>75322583
>jungfleisch
l-lewd

>>75302537
Is that Gaudio?

All Argentine players from that generation had long hair

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>>75307215

>>75297111
>difference between Europe and America

>>75322849
BLACKED

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>>75296944
>>75296971

MAN SHOULDERS can't be unseen

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>>75322859
>Sharapova
>European

>>75309294
>>75309421
this and this. you'd be surprised how 99.99% of tennis followers and players absolutely hate her. I'm willing to bet it's not due to the tennis.

>>75322583
leggings are one of the best inventions of 20th century

>>75320571
should've played by the rules vladimir. we are taking down czar drumpf then we are coming after you russians!!

>>75323049
>masha 188
>gorilliams 175
>m - g = 13

i smell something fishy

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>>75323075
>blond
>anything other than european

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>>75323167
you are so right!

bumparia

>>75302453
because it's /pol/

/pol/ and /v/ are literally 4chan's reddit. and reddit is literally "hey i saw this thread on 4chan with a lot of replies so i'm going to create the exact same thread on plebbit to get replies and upvotes"

bump because I can't stand seeing that Portuguese faggot on the front page

>>75332061
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>75323163
>you'd be surprised
not really, but the momentary satisfaction they got from this ridiculous frame-up, will be matched only by the despair they feel once she is warmly welcomed back by an audience that isn't as easily fooled as they assumed

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>>75334473
i like that outfit! Fits also on these tennis girls!

The only way to stay young is to stay away from emotional draining stuff.

That's the way to go.

>>75333584
She's perfect