Oilers vs sharks game thread

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>>75294605
>Sharts

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>>75294605

Will Gretzky and messier score 2nite?

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>tfw two whole games until confetti

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>>75294605
OH FUCK YEAH BUDS LETS DO THIS

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>>75294605

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>>75294622
>oilels

Time for Zach "Jim Carrey face" Kassian

hey guys I might end up too busy watching the actual game to shitpost so can you all just pretend my posts get posted maybe give some pretend (you)s to the imaginary posts as well thanks

okay yes?

>more oiler fans in san jose than sharts fans

>>75294766
go away
edmontonians only thread

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>mfw only have /pol/ images left on my computer

>>75294809

Spics aren't into hockey.

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>MFW KASSIAN DRIVES SOMEONE THROUGH THE BOARDS AND IM TALKING LITERALLY

>joe thornbust in
refpuck about to reach overdrive

>all this frogposting

Hope a stray North Korean missile hits the SAP to be desu

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who /lifelongfansince7pm/ here

I don't want the Oilers to face the Ducks in the 2nd round.

OH FUCK THORNTON'S PLAYING

oilers and sharks have the same entrance song

why is this allowed?

>>75294854
Maybe the CIA can let loose some more chemical weapons in the arena and blame it on Assad again

No one would be able to notice all the extra choking in the arena from normal preceedings, it'll be the perfect crime

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>sharts

hertl is a god

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>oilels

>>75294805
>implying terrorists aren't going to launch an attack before puck drop forcing the game to be postponed until you can watch

so fucking drunk already

>Dat subliminal message

WTF LADS

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what a qt

what the fuck did they just say?

>>75294861
what part of sharks you from senpai?

>>75294874
went halfsies on the royalty payments.

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>>75294605
>oilels

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>>75294794

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Got a bad sunburn today

>>75294926
Get in tune

>singing the american national anthem
>in costa rica

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

She's a qt

>>75294930
>you will never cuddle up next to an anthem singing qt

feels bad man

>>75294957
Thank you mr skeltal

>California

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>the city of baltimore

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>>75294926
WTF was that?

Does anyone have the clip"?

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>>75294976

why don't they play
du

du hast

du hast mich anymore at arenas

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>sharts fans all wearing T-shirts

lmao did they have to give free t-shirts to make their fans match to compete with the orange crush?

The angle of the cameras in the shark tank is fucked. Are they hanging from the ceiling?

oh shit thornton is playing

>>75295024
What was it?

Game snack, lads?

>popcorn
>beer

Remember 4 years ago when there wasnt a single albertan on /sp/

how fast can I drink these 2 1/2 beers? trying for before 1st intermission

>>75295096
thats because im from saskatchewan

>Couture dropped the full cage
The fucking madman.

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>>75295043
guys... guys I got a great idea...

why not put a real shark underneath the ice so you can see it swimming around during the game, like a giant great white that just stares at you with those lifeless eyes, like a doll's eye until a goal is scored than the goal light will reflex off it's cornea and make it freak out and rage under the ice and crap itself turning the water into chocolate milk

>>75295098
>not being able to chug 21/2 beers in under a miute

>>75295096
we were just lurking

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>>75295092
weed

had some ice cream and cherry pie earlier

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>>75295092
parmesan crisps for me plz

>>75295043
>Expecting reality tv shows to have good cinematography
Nigger mark Cuban is unironically on the show what makes u think they know what they're doing

You know i heard they added more HOPS

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>>75295116
Simply epic

Shorks are all over the Oilels

>>75295092
>not eating a plateful of glorious playoff nuts

weeewwww

>>75295098
With one sip. What are you, gay?

why does this shark tank camera feel off

>>75295126
Wtf r u me?
>>75295092
>beer on a weeknight

>>75295138
I've got a cashew/almond/pistachio mixture for the 3rd period.

>>75295138
>nuts on a plate

bit gay

>>75295151
no but I just bought like 12 bags yesterday so I'm eating some right now

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>>75295148
>mfw this fucking casual bandwagoner

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>>75295151
>>75295151
>>75295151
>working tomorrow

I feel really bad 4u guise

>>75295151
It's the playoffs, lad. Beer every game.

>>75295138
MEMES
EMESM
MESME
ESMEM
SEMEM

never pass to maroon again

he hasnt been able to tap a puck in for a month or two

spicy game
maybe I'll have a beer

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>>75295151
>weeknight
So Americans really don't celebrate easter.

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Which team would Bane support?

San Jose has some big guys

>>75295208
He's been snake bitten as fuck. Caggiula looked better on McDavid's wing the last few games.

>>75295218
our employers don't

>>75295208
Wouldn't be surprised to see Caggiula get up there if McLellan starts blending

>>75295218
some employers give good friday off, but yeah there's no easter monday.

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>>75295163
What's it like being a giant faggot?

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SHARKS OUT FOR BLOOD

>>75295163
>carbs
get a lot of this guy

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>>75295222
Bane?

>>75295222
>Lucic
>Maroon
>Kassian
>Gryba
>Nurse
Lots of big guys on the Oil. Hell, even Poo-liot and Draisaitl are pretty big.

>>75295096
I was shitposting at every team that was losing the whole time

how are you guys not full from easter supper?

oh right youre all fatasses

stream? some nice friends in the Hasb thread gave me a YT link as soon as I asked, are oiler fans as nice as hasb fans?

>>75295233
Fuck you, asshat.

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>>75295138
Granny had a spell a few years ago and thinks I'm still 10

Happy Easter everyone

>>75295250
>having family or friends to celebrate with

kys leaf

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>>75295092
>im on a cut
JUST

>>75295237
I've got a very physical job, just walked around the woods all day.

>>75295096
I discovered /sp/ after Canucks lost riot thread was great

>>75295256
oilers fans are smart enough to just use lazyman

>>75295256
theyre definitely poor enough to need a stream, question is whether they'll share it with you.

>>75295264
let those swedish fish get stale for like 10 years and they'll be good
reese's pieces are pure shit

>>75295250
>not having a demented granny who sends you holiday candy

so now oilers are going to play soft?

why cant these stupid retards just play consistently for more than one game

>>75295218
>>75295264
G'Ma sounds like a nice person =3

>dibs on the swede fish

Oil need to start banging again. Talbot's sharp, the lads look sluggish. No doubt McLellan told them to curb the penalties.

>>75295163
Tbh I bought that combo once thinking it would be great considering those are literally the three best nuts.

Wasn't all that good Tbh. Regular mixed nuts sans pistachio are better

>>75295256
http://grandmastreams.info/3.html
dude check nhlstreams they're pretty consistent

Couture is brave

>>75295250

but I'm not done eating Your Mom's ass, Anon =(

>>75295241
For (You)

>>75295334
Was replying late part of your plan?

>>75295250

>Implying I ate anything

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

Would you trust a black guy wearing a dirk nowitski jersey?

>>75295354
we /thinspo/ now

>>75295241
They're not that big, I'm 285 and I play hockey with guys who are taller but they have a hard time against me because my center of gravity if so low. Most of my weight is in my thighs and legs since I'm mexican and we carry our size differently than you fat people.

>>75295326
stunning and brave

>>75295316
>going on leddit

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>>75295264
>Bugles

Fuck I hate them. Got them at a shop rite once for 10 dollars for 10 bags and they were shit.

>>75295359
they aren't from poo peeland tho..

>>75295092
At my aunts. Just had turkey din din, now drinking some Keiths

oilers would have like 5 penalties for playing this rough

cant call the sharks for anything though

>>75295379
I don't have to, except for the NHL Network games

>>75295359
>SOME FUCKING CONFETTI

Sharks can't hit the net at all right now.

Agree with the ppl saying the camera angle is weird

lmao tierney holy fuck bud you arent getting that much time and space in the playoffs ever again

though its the oilels so you might

>>75294805
>this is what >rags fans actually believe

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>>75295171
Ready for the playoffs

>>75295326
But does he know why Cinnamon Toast Crunch is so irresistible for children?

>not scoring despite having control for a full 10 minutes

Have they ever had to use a smaller font or double lines to fit one of those godawful Eastern European last names

>>75295461
They can't hit the net, and Talbot is Talboting. If the Oilers wake up, Sharks might be in trouble.

>>75295441
What does it look like?

>>75295362
>Trust a black guy?
No

>>75295483
Really high up compared to almost every other arena.

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>>75295486
smart

>>75295451

I need more info on the top right corner cheese things

Otherwise what a pile of hippy garbage

Why would you buy kale chips do you not own an oven

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"hey guys you know that strategy we used to completely dominate them last game, yeah dont do that anymore, just pass around like idiots for a bit then go for a linechange"

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Just started watcing.

What'd I miss?

>>75295497
So like shit? Is it tolerable unlike Barclays?

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>>75295476

Redditmonton Pantshitters

>commercialpuck

>>75295515
>looking like a guy who will try and sell you to human traffickers in thailand

>>75295515
I think he told them to lay off the penalties, especially with old man Thornton back in the lineup. Hopefully they learn where the line is and start throwing their weight again.

>>75295523
its a half mile away from the ice way up in the rafters

>>75294605

The Oilers have to make Justin Trudeau proud.

>>75295531

Never noticed before touche

>>75295451
Holy shit, youre a faggot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>roughing
oh my god this fucking refpuck

Another soft call. May as well just start shoveling the corpses again, lads.

>>75295552
If you beat your opponent, they win

>>75295548
>lay off the penalties

WHOOPS

>>75295550
What's the point?

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>first penalty to Oilers

Why am i not surprised.

Reffing this playoffs has been pathetic

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>get tripped
>prefectly disrupt the zone entry
Saucy, Sekera. Very saucy.

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>celebrating Easter like some kind of pagan; roasting a whole hog and gathering around like stone age savages

>>75295616
>eating pig on easter instead of turkey
Wew

>>75295600
What team do you cheer for?

>>75295616
>celebrating Easter
Why do people do this again? My normie family always tries to pus this. They seem to think it's a good excuse to give gifts and eat Turkey/stuffing. Not like they go to chruch or anything.

Klefbom is based as fuck.

>>75295647
>not having a top sirloin beef roast

>>75295647
turkey gets enough holidays, easter is all about a big fatty chunk of ham

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>>75295656

I want to die

Oilers getting outplayed. 6-13
Let's see what Talbot is made of.

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>>75295647
>not eating fish

>go home for Christmas
>Christmas eve, mom cooks a ham
>Christmas day she cooks a turkey dinner
>boxing day she makes turkey soup and pot pies from the leftovers
How can one woman be so based

>>75295616

Better than worshipping a moon rock or a seven armed lobster women like the other two largest religions

>>75295616
>>75295647
>>75295664
>>75295675
>not eating lamb

>>75295687
Call your mom tomorrow

>>75295656

it's a star charted pagan ritual that Jews and Goys share together

>because MUH 6 GORILLION

it's the alleged Sun God did something
read Wiki

>>75295513
it's just baked parmesan pressed into the shape of little rice cakes; made in italy
2.11oz bag is 2.49 each. there's a brand that's showing up in chain stores called Whisps, and it's the same thing, but that brand also make them out of cheddar (higher in calories, lower in protein)

I buy snacks that are nutritious that I can bring to work. don't have access to a fridge, so I try to eat stuff that isn't perishable, and trail mix gets boring
also eat a lot of olives and canned salmon

>>75295687
>>75295699

can I call Your Mom tomorrow
she seems nice =3

>>75295687
Can i fuck your mom?

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>>75295687
Is this you and your mom?

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>>75295688
>celebrating any holidays ever
Why?

I'm an existentialist, plz explain?

>>75295716

How do you live without a fridge

What kind of poor life choices would cause this

>>75295571
No he is just a Californian

>>75295761
You would be so lucky to have that hot of a mom consoling you for every little thing

Looks like a moneyed woman too, kid's living it up

>>75295699
I just might.

>>75295732
I don't think so.

>>75295738
My dad is tough as fuck and would literally kill you. Plus my mom's a proper woman, not into neckbeards.

>>75295761
No.

good game so far lads

>>75295796
no, just at work
there's a fridge for employees but I'm usually like a mile away from it and can't go back and forth

>>75295821
Thornton looks surprisingly good for an 80 year old man with a broken leg.

>>75295783

Because humans are social creatures, if it wasn't for your crippling emotional issues and mental health defects you would see the value in gathering with friends and loved ones

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>>75295815

>Aaah =(

well tell her Hello when ever you meet her

>>75295616
>not filling up on nuts and nut like products

>>75295704
Tales from the edge: a 4chan loser

>>75295832
literally streets ahead of couture

>>75295832
Oilers should request a piss test tbqh.

>>75295827

Oh that makes sense

Why not a cooler or do you have to take public transportation

Oil definitely trying to play a lot more of a disciplined game tonight, but it's costing them their edge.

That said, doubtful Sharks can keep up that insane level of physical play from the first. They'll stay physical, but Oil weathered the storm and it'll be a much more level playing field in the second I bet.

>>75295845
>>75295845

You know, it's actually a legume, but I just don't care

I love peanut butter, best survival food, goes with any thing
>ANY THING

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>>75295835
>he says while posting on the bastion for friendless losers

I like this Elvis song

Are there even hockey tactics or is it just skate really fast and try to score?

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>>75295880
oops

forgot image

>>75295522
Sharks hemming our guys in the d zone

>>75295876
>and now back to you Ron

>>75295845
i'll fill you up with my nut

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>>75295883
we aren't all complete losers here fa m

>>75295883
B-but by posting one is engaging in social interaction and gathering together to laugh at >rags fans

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>>75295928
I'm going to take that as weathering the storm. Which means a likely strong 2nd period.

Here we go!

>>75295897
most effective tactic is MIET N' PERTAETRES

>>75295897
there are 3 different situations, 5v5, 5v4 and 4v5, teams have tactics for all 3

in the playoffs coaches will have tactics designed specifically for the team theyre facing, they pore over hours of game tape to figure out the best way to attack (forecheck) and whether they should play an aggressive or conservative style .

alot of it also comes down to linematching where the home ice coach gets last change allowing him to dictate the matchup game, that's a very fun part of the game to monitor

teams look for specific shit like for example: what does this team typically do on draws in their own zone after a PK - they look at the tape and see if they can find things they can key in on

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>>75295835
>>75295853
still referring you to this >>75295783
; those are insults, no a cohesive statement

Why an annual cycle?
Why live according to a concept of time?
I don't and I'm fine, not mental retarded or whatever
Just live a different clock and calendar.. that's all

>>75295835
Share some nudes of your mom or sister, your pic

>>75295972
Dump and chase in le French?

Did anybody just see Ron Mclean going full autismo?

>>75295976
>key in on

Stopped reading there

>Its a CBC calls all hockey fans racist episode

where can I escape this?

>>75295783

>I'm an existentialist

clearly you have no idea what that word means

kill yourself faggot

>>75296012
Does he have any other setting?

>B-but Don we need to s-stick to the schedule pls stop talking Don? Hey Don? don please no we don't havethe video... j-just okayy..

>>75295978
What does that even mean? To not live with a concept of time? Or to operate on a different clock or calendar?

>>75295865
no I could bring a cooler, I just have to drag a lot of stuff around with me and don't want to add one more thing to the list
maybe if there was a lunchbag that fit perfectly in my backpack I'd get it, haven't found anything like that though

>>75296042
What do you mean? When?

GET RID OF RACISM!!!

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>>75296030
>nnot appreciating the hoser lingo

>>75296012
>putting up with Don Cherry's over-inflated ego for 40 years

Surprised he hasn't done it sooner.

>>75296042
You mean you didn't vote Subban and Nurse for the Norris?

>>75296042

>CBC

There's your problem.

you guys aren't actually racist right bros?

>>75296042
Great, I fucking hate Ward now.

I had no reason too. But I do now.

>>75296042
what are you talking about

good lord lad

Wew lad how do you not bury that

>>75296042
wtf I hate ward now

Does 42 for the sharks wear that number in memory of Jackie Robinson?

>>75296068
Wtf happened, I muted it during the intermission.

I know the ((CBC)) is pushing us to breed outside of our race all of the time, but I missed whatever you are referring to.

>>75296088

checked

this tho

>>75296102
The episode where they threw bananas at Ward and white kids yelling "NIGGERS" when black kids asked them if they could play hockey with them.

>>75296042
He's not wrong whitey

>>75296086
I don't hate Lions or Tigers, but I'm not about to turn my back on one. Same thing goes for Blacks.

It's not racist. It's all based on probability/stats.

>You now remember Oleg kolzig

>>75296016
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

>>75296045
No, clearly never read Sartre or Schweitzer, and clearly I can't read the English language as I am speaking Portuguese

If you're gonna be a dick, don't even, K?
>>75296053
No I mean that my clock/calendar is quite different because of work, and I stopped paying attention to holidays because none of it made any sense, celebrating any of it, I do that shit all the time, I don't need to schedule it, or join a "church group"[cult]; and I just found different values that just makes more sense

>>75296164
Autism

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>>75296068
Ummmm no sweetie

>>75296164
Literally Redd*t: the post

>being edgy and racist and not being accepting of all races

why are people still biggoted? it's 2017, not 1946

>>75296164

Clearly i've read more Sartre than you. There's nothing saying an existentialist can't celebrate holidays or enjoy life. You're thinking a nihilism, a common retard mistake.

>>75296164
>tips externally

>>75296068
shouldn't you be watching the NBA playoffs rn?

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>tfw kippers shows up because suddenly my filter kicks in

>>75296204
shut up he's watching MLS

>>75296200
Ummm yes sweetie

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>you now remember Andrew cogliano

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

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>>75296170


>Rabbit
>>75296186
what ever that means
>>75296193
Love to trade books with you, clearly to smart for this thread
>>75296196
tips your waitress, Son

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>>75296204
>not wanting racism means I like NBA

>>75296255
yes, that's the accurate conjecture

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>>75296246
Poo peeland

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>>75296252
>clearly to smart for this thread
tfw

here comes the goal

imagine the shorks being able to set up a power play

>>75296101
Yep

oilers win 1-0 on a mcdavid meme goal

These fuckin powerplays are so awful. Kill me.

Sharks PP is pretty shit, even with dusty Joe back in the lineup.

>booing your own team

hm

>>75295761

Blue eyes master-race.

Do all leafs play hockey when growing up?

Akin to how here everyone plays baseball

>>75296190
Sure. Let me accept these pagan tribal regards. Let me accept Islam while we are at it. How progessive!

Fuck Cajewla scatch that Manlet when

>>75296303
This

>>75296326
Only the rich kids.

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>replying to the cancer that is Kippers

STOP IT

>>75296326
Only the white kids

>>75296342
Only the cool kids

>>75296351
stop posting epic finn meme man then, he's not even that good

>>75296326
Same idea as football in America, seems like. Even the nerdlingers play at a young age, but after grade 6 or so, kids separate into groups and it becomes a jock thing.

I still miss playing games every weekend with my buds.

>>75296326
Only the based kids.

>>75296342
t. city slicker

did Nolan and Gretzgay fugg?

wrong fucking winger to replace on the topline you asshat mclel

>>75296164
So you don't operate on a different clock or calendar

>>75294957
thank mr skeletal

>>75296326
Of course, I used to play a lot of road hockey with my neighbours in our cul-de-sac, and then I took lessons from age 5-10, and played in a few minor leagues. I was "too short" at the time to go further with it, but I later had a growth spurt and ended up 6'3".

I probably wouldn't have been a great player but I think I could have made WHL or something if I kept with it.

>>75296391
Who?

>>75296326

nah

>>75296342

this. literally zero poor people can afford to play hockey. middle class people CAN afford it but usually have to go into debt to do it, and their kid will suck anyway since they can't afford all the best programs.

>>75296377
Except he is elite. You'll see.

>>75296391
Literally this. Pouliot has hands of stone the last few years. Caggiula plays well on McDavid's line, should've stuck him there.

>>75296412

basically, if you could afford to play hockey as a kid, and you AREN'T in the NHL, you are a fucking failure who needs to neck himself.

>>75296417
OK thanks this is a thread about a hockey game

>>75296417

*lack of intelligence

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

when Riot Fest releases their lineup, is anybody else hoping it's Jawbreaker headlining =(

>>75296405
>I was "too short" at the time

lol, no. You were too shit. Height doesn't matter at young ages. Manlets compete everywhere, but the NHL is the hardest place for them to break thru. They dominate everywhere else.

McDavid's getting some space out there. Who is DeBoer matching against him?

Slepyshev - McDavid - Draisaitl
Lucic - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Letestu - Kassian
Pouliot - DD - Cagulia

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>mfw I used to jerk off to the hometown hockey milf in that one hit wonder music video she had.

lol

>>75296460
are they playing shows again or something?

>>75296468
height is a huge breaking point in minor hockey you dumbfuck, unless your crazy talented

you guys remember when the rangers fans booed their team?

>>75296468
That's what my coach told me and my dad when he asked why I didn't get enough ice time. You think he would have just told me I didn't have talent.

>>75296417
Thanks for the info mate this is neato

>>75296479
hertl

>>75296495
apparently riot fest has a standing million dollar offer for them to play a show

>>75296494
i had no idea that she was the singer of that song

>>75296500
Nothing is a huge breaking point in minor hockey, you can just play in a lower tier

>>75296326

Lol I played baseball growing up too small for hockey

>>75296412
>this. literally zero poor people can afford to play hockey. middle class people CAN afford it but usually have to go into debt to do it, and their kid will suck anyway since they can't afford all the best programs.

BS. Only in large cities. For the rest of Canadians, it isn't that difficult. Except poor people tend to prioritize their funds poorly, hence why they are poor. Some shit parents will buy junk food/smokes every day, spending over thousands every year, but can't cough up half that for their kid to play some hockey.

Not to mention all you need is skates and stick, then go play some odr. If you don't have odrs then your not living in Canada.

Can a 100% East Asian ever be a pro in the NHL?

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>you will never be able to grow a beard like this

>>75296543
one will in a few years
unless trump gets his way and makes america great again

>>75296518
would rather have them back of their own volition instead of faking it for a payday

>lets go sha-arks
lel

PROGRAMMING ALERT

tomorrow there's more hockey

PROGRAMMING ALERT

>>75296558
every band is faking it for a payday, man; putting out CDs doesn't pay jack shit

>>75296500
HAHA, no. Maybe for shit players, that is, a shitty big player can stick around and compete while a shitty manlet can't. But if you have any decent skills/skating, you can stick around at any height until you reach the big leagues.

>>75296562
This has been triggering me. Should it not be "Go sharks, go"?

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>>75296562

THIS

>>75296541
tfw west coast so its all roadhockey if not in an actual ice rink

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>>75296557

>>75296544
>you will never be able to grow a beard like this

not until I'm homeless drinking nyquil 24 hours a day

feels bad

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>>75296193
>There's nothing saying an existentialist can't celebrate holidays or enjoy life

what the fuck are you even talking about here?

you do understand that this philosophy tells that I CAN do something, and if I think something if mistaken or erroneous; I CAN change that by my own will
aside from the nihilist crap, that's just the path of least resistance for most agnostics; it's ancient crap from a far off time that has nothing to with today reality, and has made some changes with time to expand to new social situations

in other words, It doesn't makes any sense?

most days the world just looks like a scene from Holy Mountain to me, people talking tell their dead/alive God like he can here them, partaking in ancient rituals, and know nothing of the origin, and don't care
>imaginary friends
>make believe
>playing pretend

I see what you faggots are doing, and it makes zero sense

GOD MAROON IS SO FUCKING SHIT

So I guess neither team wants to win. Makes you think.

Why are the sharks so damn disorganized? They can't connect on passes and seem to be just throwing the puck to spaces and hoping something happens