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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

Nigger just pick a thread

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lmao look at this

>captains talented enough to carry their team to a cup
Crosby
Pavelski
Pacioretty
Getzlaf


>captains who are not
Ovechkin
Toews
McMeme
Koivu
everyone else

>>75293418
>Pacioretty
lmao

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>>75293201
Chicago Blackhawks an even bigger joke.

>>75293463
he is. The habs, however, are not good enough around him

>mild

>>75293418
>Toews
b8

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welp, jackets are getting swept im done

>>75293780
>copying the browns bag
at least the browns have won championships

>>75293418
Ya because toews hasn't already won 2 and if montreal wins it will be patches who carries them there..

come on

>>75293465
Chicago hasn't lost 3 in a row yet, so no

jekkets get back in here

what the fuck went so wrong? and how long is tortellini going to keep Korp from being goalie? Like he should be?

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Yeah Chicago is getting BTFO but that is one of 8 series.
In 7 of the remaining 8 all the good guys are losing

>>75293978
>haven't even scored
literally the worst team in the playoffs

>>75293465
nah preds are actually good the blues are a team that are just happy to make playoffs. this was """minnesota's year"'''' and they're getting swept by a nobody team

>>75294030
>>75293201
>Thinking that a Minnesota team would win anything...

>>75294059
I didn't but minnesotans did that's what makes it so great

>>75293995
Bad seeding in a bad timeline.
Ran into the red hot Penguins.
And Bobrovsky has had a bad goal in all games

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>>75294006
>7 of 8
>3 series are tied at one

>>75294011
This seems to be the popular rhetoric now with people on here. Although scoreless, how is a 2-0 deficit is worse than a 3-0 deficit. newb

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current bracket for anyone who's interested

>>75294006
But the Ducks are the best guys!

>>75294214
2nded
the only "bad guys" that are currently winning is shitsburgh

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dartman is the hero /sp/ needs

>>75294162
well considering you haven't played 3 games yet that's not comparable, not that i would expect chiraqi niggers to understand that.
come back tomorrow after you get shutout AGAIN

>>75294332
Your grasp of probability is one of the worst I've ever seen. Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one

>>75294410
ducks are good guys

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forgot to give MTL a win

How he king if he no ring?

>>75294214
True, Anaheim and Nashville are /ourguys/ in the west now that Minnesota is BTFO

In the east we got Caps and Sens

Washington and Chicago both get knocked out in the first round, how fucked is your bracket?

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>>75294638
desu the WCF is probably going to be preds/ducks
>>75294656
mine is ok except for fuggin wild

>>75294206
I hope SJ is the only american team in the conference finals
cuz they're the only one I can stand that isn't going to get knocked out on Wendesday

>>75294289
>That look of satisfaction as he see's his teams crowning moment of the past 20 years.

>>75294406
>Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one
what's that got to do with anything?

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>>75294656
Fucked.
Had the Hawks at the Finals.

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>>75294691
Quack quack motherfucker
also pens will probably make it too
Nashville as well
Habs are the only canadian team with a chancr

>get in 2
what did he mean for this?
also o canada is a meme anthem, it's way too minor and has bizarre progressions

this chick sucks at singing also

>>75294843
I would love Nashville to get to the WCF but they've got a tough road

>>75294097
>imblyign bobbo only had one bad goal
wrong

a majority of his good saves come from the frame of the net or some flap on his pads

it's time for Korp to take over

>>75295034
you don't bench the best regular season goalie

our offense let us down the first two games imo

>>75294978
>win 2/5 with 3 games at home
>beat the blues
not really that hard of a road

>>75293418

>slyly hinting that Carey is the true captain and MaxPac has the C because goalies can't wear letters

>>75295090
>beat the wild
doubt it, s.enpai

>>75295143
wild are already ded m8

Do the Sharks have an iota of chance to beat McDavid and the Oilers?

>>75295353
yes

>>75293465
No that's the Blue Jackets.

>>75295143
>the wild
Watching the wild run into Jake Allen is like watching a crash test dummy driving into a brick wall. Brodeur's training protegees now

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So hows your easter dinner /hoc/?

>>75297187
subban, not even a question

HOC
O
C

>>75296341
bretty gud. had ham(with dijon), roast potatoes, carrots, corn, and ceasar salad

can i get some piggus?

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>tfw a guy at my work was caught by a pedo-catching vigilante group
i blame the mild on his degenerate tendencies

>>75297187
In all seriousness, my girlfriend does want burns. has said she would cheat on me if she met him, I hope it was a joke

>>75297255
but pennsylvania is the state with the pedos

Pengshits are massive refpuckbabby team

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This man luls you into a false sense of confidence and then swims in your tears as he watches his team slowly crush all hope you had

What the FUCK are you going to do about it?

>shorks

Fuck

Jusus jones...easy save turned goal

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laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron

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>>75297265
>ted SEETHING right now

>>75297297
fucking noice, 2-1 to 3-0 because of this

>>75297297
Fucking fleurgod

>>75297341
>fleurgod
w e w

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I have expanded the data to demonstrate how the "state of hockey" is a meme and has no significant historical anchor. In reality, they're pretty good at hockey, but they don't really dominate anyone beyond the last 10 years. It's got about 5 more years.

>>75297381
>massajewsetts
J U S T
U
S
T

>>75297364
Uhh kiss the rings bitch :^)

>>75297297
love seeing schultz lay out there as well

cannot believe edmonton is going to steal this game. Christ

stamkos only has 17 goal points this season, is it time to trade him?

>>75297412
shorks had their best shot last year
it's ogre for them

>>75297432
AHAHAHA FUCKING EBIN POST LEL

>>75297381
>'member Mike Modano?

>kassian with more points than the entire chiraqi roster
AHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

>>75297412
Tight checking game but >we're the bigger team now

>>75297447
>I am tied for the Chicago playoff scoring lead

What went wrong?

>YFW Jackets pull a 4-3 turnaround and the pens become the new sharks

>>75297464
>chiraq and callgary get swept
>shitsburgh and st poois get reverse swept
the meems would be off the charts

>>75297464
Don't see it happening

>>75297464
but even pens rookies have their names engraved on the stanley cup

>>75297464
would be one of torts greatest moments

>3(THREE) on 1
>empty net
>don't score
>boilers
holy lel

The refs will not let the bluejackets beat the pengshits

>>75297464
>this level of delusion

My sides

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added support for the goatthews

>>75297432
le epic troll post

sharks are really fucking bad holy shit

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>shorks

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>shorks

>>75297464
impossible because the penguins have stanley cups

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adios san jogay

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*blocks your puck 2 games in a row

>>75297444
Modano is from michigan

fun fact: pat lafontaine pretty much carried Missouri to 5% of the states' point total. what a champ.

>>75297541
Can you go back further? Like 1960 to now?

>>75297559
>>75297523
Ladies and gentlemen, sharts fans

You guys are missing the point of "state of hockey"

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>Kassian stops drinking and doing coke
>ascends to godhood
WEWEST OF LADS.

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Kassian is elite

>>75297586
when i have more time. I'm more or less doing it by hand because the data I'm grabbing only shows states with players, so if a state doesn't have a player it isn't listed. ie, one year has 30 entries, another has 29. so I cant copy paste

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Just need Chicago to turn their choke around now.

>>75297597
its why goalies universally use white tape too

>>75297592
must be the cups then

or their impeccable ability to support a team

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>The Poonucks gave up on the next Fernando Pisani for Brandon Prust

WEW

>>75297607
>no goals scored

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Shitmondton shouldn't be that happy lmao

>>75297614
islanders tickets are 9 bucks each
panthers tickets are like 15
last row middle of the weekday preseason wild tickets are 75+

>>75293465
Jonathan Toews has shit the bed this year, playoffs included.

The dynasty is over :^)

>>75297636
So you let them take your money for nothing in return?

More like the state of cuckey, lmao

>san hoz-gay has 0 (zero) 5x5 goals in regulation

>>75297630
oil rocked you in the season series soooo

>>75297630
You sure are posting this a lot. You sound nervous, lad.

>>75297654
3-2 is hardly rocked, they struggled as of late and playoffs are a different monster.

>>75297654

> regular season
> playoffs

Come on leaf

>>75297636
>if I compare myself to a select few shit franchises based on a metric that doesnt matter it makes me look better

wew lad

toronto tickets are an arm and a leg and they havent won dick in 60 years. pretty much exactly as much as you have in the same amount of time

>>75297630
Game 7 bud

>>75297678
was a bruce problem, bruce is gone and is with a fitting team memesota

>>75297667
>being this nervous

#orangecrush

>>75297689
>the coach is the reason goalies shit the bed and players don't score
rmmt

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current bracket for anyone
>>75297695

>>75297667
>>75297668
>oilers
>winning in regular season
>winning in playoffs
doesnt seem too different

go kings go

>>75297671
I was more commenting on the team support than anything else
even college hockey tickets are hard to come by on game day, and high school tickets for big games

>>75297689
Carlyle is such an upgrade

>>75297700
he had done the same shit with every team he's ever coached m8. hell he's doing the same shit with minesota.
>>75297695
>nervous
reaching at straws now?

>>75293465
>Team A has won multiple cups
>Team B has won zero (0)
>Team A is a bigger joke
Really made me ponder the very nature of existence

After that horrible shot by Klefbom , I thought sharks would score then win in OT and the meme would here forever to mock us

Thank you God
I'm glad I went to church today

>>75297721
>the coach is on the ice making the plays
woah...

>>75297715
Carlyle won a cup and can actually utilize talent/manage matchups, something bruce just cannot do

>>75297728
>team a has 0 goals
>team b has 6
>team b is the bigger joke
gets the brain pistons going

>>75297732
if you think the coach has no effect on the team you're gonna have a bad time.

>>75297671
corporate seats arent really a thing at burger hokkei games. cant really compare the 2.

>>75297730
same, i was certain that was going to haunt us

oh well go oilers!

>>75297750
if you think the coach is the only reason your team choked 4 years in a row you're gonna have a bad time

>>75297736
Carlyle blew his last game 7 too

>it was 4-1

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will hockey in ohio grow now?

>>75297736
Fair enough

What's the time table on Fowler? Hopefully he's back by round 2 fuck Poogary

Seriously why do so many people insist on defending the old baby? Like how many stacked teams do you have to utterly fail with before you're exposed?

I'm going to go to Rogers place on Tuesday. Apparently it's only five bucks.

>>75297636
What's more funny than the Chicago bandwagoners are the 10x more butthurt anons that will never shut up about them in these threads.
If it weren't for my team being in the playoffs I'd be rooting for them just to see you fags lose your shit even more.

>>75297773
hire him for the regular season and then fire him at the start of the playoffs, can teams do this?

>>75297767
>laffs
>those digits
There's your problem

>>75297776
to get in, youll drop 100 or 150 on food and beer before its over

>>75297767
>67
WEW
cucks confirmed for choking

>>75297787
Devils fired their coach with 8 games to go in the regular season in 2000, then won the Cup

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75297773
Because he legitimately does improve regular season play and thus there's conflict between people who feel the regular season matters some vs those who think it's irrelevant.

Mild aren't stacked though. It is probably the worst team he's coached.

>>75297787
or hire a playoff coach and only pay each for the hours they work.

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>>75297776
take a pic with Hunter

>>75297798
>buying garbage to stuff your face at an arena
people don't actually do this do they?

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>>75297767
AHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES
>4-1
>67

>>75297813
looks like the kinda dude that hangs around parks to steal children
edmenton should do something about that

>>75297767
Checked and KEKEF

>>75297798
Yeah, i'll probably spend 150 bucks on beer

>"tbtftfffttbtbhtbbfbtbbfbtbfbfbb tfffggtfbggtggfttbbffffft tffffbfffbbtt"
wow what a riveting interview by logan couture

>>75297798
I had never seen someone do this shit before until going to a Bears playoff game
a budweiser tallboy was 20 bucks apiece, so the guy sitting a row behind me literally spent 300 bucks on beers during the game
I did that once at a concert in Austin, huge fucking mistake, shit was way overpriced

>>75297824
and why do you think he's called Hunter exactly?

>watching shorks post-game
>some spic with a thick accent is asking the questions

>spic asking the shorks coach questions and can barely speak english

Fucking California

>>75297771
fowler is supposed to be back just in time for round 2 to be desu
>>75297761
see>>75297773
it's not just the ducks he's pulled the same shit literally every year with every team.
the problem was/is him

>>75297841
>The mascot is named Hunter as a tribute to "Wild Bill" Hunter, the original owner of the Edmonton Oilers who founded the team in 1972. As such, Hunter will also don #72 on his Oilers jersey.
that makes sense

>>75297836
Jawline looks like a sponge

>>75297844
>how do jo dink da crowd affected da gaeme?

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>>75297824
>do you feel in charge?

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>>75297862
honestly he seems pretty nice
good addition to the mascot lineup

>>75297862
holy shit pedoton this is not okay

>>75297862
>when the dick hit jus right

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GOAT mascot

FUCK THE SHARKS GODDAMN JUST SCORE A FUCKING GOAL YOU USELESS OLD FUCKS WHY WOULD PASS IT RIGHT TO THE DEFENDER ON A 2-1 JOE YOURE SO DAMN OLD FUCK.

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>>75297878
"no"

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ted on the left

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>>75297878
You sound frustrated, friend.

>>75297887
good ol minnesota boy jake guentzel with the hatty to btfo poobus

>shorks

>>75297887
I always find it sad that there are people who take their team getting outplayed as a personal insult. It's pathetic.

>>75297887
this is why I will never buy playoff tickets, dont wanna pay to see my team lose

>>75297809
>SOME
>FUCKING
>CONFETTI

>yfw Marc Andre Bergeron pushes someone onto Talbot's knee before game seven

>>75297464
This level of delusion is beyond the charts.

>>75297877
ayy lets win both cups this year eh?

>>75297911
>tfw the Oilers added a french midget at the TDL

>>75297886
reminder that he's only good because of the pubsubs he ate in college

>>75297906
Just support a good team and you won't have to.

>>75297759

Could you imagine the meme shit storm if San Jose tied it and the won in OT?

Klefbom would probably an hero due to cyber bullying

>>75297911
>>75297923
Fucking delete

>mclellan's press conference

>CHING CHONG CHINK CHANG?
>yeah we've made some adjustments

>>75297798
>Not hitting up happy hour specials prior to the game and only having to buy a couple drinks at $11 a beer.

>>75297904
>not being this emotionally invested in your team
sad!

>>75297767

Me and a good friend of mine were that also posts on /sp/ , we were roommates and watched

>it was 4-1

Together

Good times.

One of my favorite /hoc/ moments here

>>75297983
There is healthy emotional investment and then there is "hurr fuk other team!". You got beaten, don't be a bitch.

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What did he mean by this?

i hate the rangers so much
every year, lundqvist does everything and the players do nothing

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>>75297996
>CP

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>>75297996
>A CPer that isn't a delusional faggot and might actually be right

>>75297996
ducks and preds still in

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>the cantpucks traded this beast for an ohl statpadding bust

>>75298009
>A CPer that isn't a delusional faggot

>flames out

>flim flams were 0-4 vs the Oil this year

>>75297996
>Oilers beating the Ducks and Preds
>Caps making the SCF

?

>>75298017
not much they could do at the time desu, dude was drunk more interested in literally driving his truck into trees. no value, same reason edmonton got him for ben "JUST" scrivens

>>75297889
Very

>>75297907
Pathetic

>>75298039
Scrivens was an actual NHL tier goaltender at one point it was worth the risk

>>75298039

Fuck that cuck scrivens

"Gay pride everyone ! "

Him and his ugly wife are rabid SJW

It's ironic he has to play In Russia now
(Is he even good enough for khl?)

>>75298059
He was a backup that had one meme game

>>75298068
*against the >shorks

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this guy walks up to your average winger girlfriend and elevates her play to an overtime winning goal in the stanley cup finals

what do you do?

>>75298081
Call him a fucking faggot and slit his throat neck

>>75298081
>T-thank you, Sidney.

>>75298081
Hang out with Phil "the Thrill" Kessel while we both sit and eat shitty hotdogs in Oakland while talking shit on Toronto

>>75298105
Why does everyone think Bill loves hotdogs?

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Looking at this pic makes you Yawn

Just like a shorks powerplay

>>75298122
idk but phil is my favorite player just because of how based he is
>gets shittalked out of Toronto
>brings cup to toronto kid's hospital for a day because he knows no one else will ever get to

Daily reminder to STOP racism and that the Sharks will sweep in 6.

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Cuckmondton Coilers fans getting a little too excited to get BTFO the 2nd round lmao

>>75298059
he was only NHL-tier behind a sick LA defense. other than that he was immediately EXPOSED. it was a garbage for garbage trade.

>>75298142
Fuck, I yawned.
You are now manually breathing.
You are now aware of your tongue

>>75298158
Ummmm no sweetie

>>75298165
Shh fellow duckbro, let it be a surprise

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>>75298176
Your mum is now aware of my tongue

>>75298122
Some shitty Toronto writer tried to slander him by saying he ate hot dogs every day

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>>75298165
>cucks beating the oil in the playoffs

>>75298187
Looking at this picture will give you AIDS. You now have AIDS.

>>75298068

Yeah. Not even

3rd string goalie. AHL starter

Got some good luck once and had a meme game.

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>>75298165
>One goal games against Poogary

'No'

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>>75298196
Ummm no sweetie

>>75298195
what are they being arrested for?

cheering for a shit team?

lelleolo

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>>75298202

Didn't scrivens have like 60+ saves and shut out against the sharks 2 seasons ago ? That's not AHL tier

Plus that Alexisonfite helmet

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>>75298231
>Alexisonfire
meme band, pleb taste EXPOSED

>>75298065
I went to school with his bro, pretty good guy. Never came across as a pushy SJW, just came from a somewhat liberal family. He will probably win a gold in 2018 as he is one of the best Canadian goalies outside the NHL, if it happens my hometown will rename a street after him.

Fuck the Vancouver Canucks

I absolutely fucking mean it when I say I hate the pens more than I hate my own mother

>>75298230
for raping your mother, its how you were conceived

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do NOT cheer fore the coilers

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>>75298230
shooting fireworks at oil sluts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCGz0V4qEA

>>75297523

Klefbom missed the net on purpose. Sharks can't score so why get another goal

>>75298260
>slut shaming gets you thrown into the slammer

well deserved tbfh

>>75298231

That was the meme game everyone referring to

I was actually at that , sat behind him for 1st and 3rd
He just got some luck one night and then progressively got worse and worse

AHL starter is best he will ever be

Loving every laugh at the expense of the mild, >rags, and reddithawks right now lads.

>tfw terrified of the Oilers though

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>>75298307
He's getting recalled soon

>>75298321
>kassian is actually pulju in disguise

pantsoilers

>>75298338
Have Finland's memes finally gone too far?

Why the reddithawks can't into scoring ?

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>Jackets
>Hawks
>Flames

Who's gonna be first to be swept?

>>75298385
Jykkets

>>75298385
Redditmonton to get swept in 6

>>75298385
the blue jackets game is first
so blue jackets.

>>75298391
>still not knowing what a sweep is
go huff/siphon some gas and take a nap on a highway you retarded abbo

>>75298398
Is this bait now

>>75298398
Seething Freshcunt

>>75298385
Jackets because they play before the others

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how does he do it lads?

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>>75298391
very good post

>>75298385
Columbus will win game 4

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>>75298385
Jackets, this whole thing with them in the playoffs is a giant astronomical anomaly that will never happen again. They are the Browns of the NHL thats how shit they are.

>>75298485
Hey at lest the memejackets can make it to the playoffs

>>75294691

>I hope SJ is the only american team in the conference finals

mathematically impossible fucking fucktard

>>75298410
>confettiflag falls for the leafflag's ruse

cute, a CUTE

>>75298250
Ummmm no sweetie

Is memesota mild really a shit meme team ?

I unironically think the laffs will beat the Caps.

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>>75298507
A N O M A L Y T H A T W I L L N E V E R H A P P E N A G A I N

>>75298531
You are very unintelligent to think so

We haven't even unleashed Pierre Luc-Dubois yet. Just you fags wait

I unironically believe the Wild will beat the bloos

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

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absolute madman?

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Poo peeeland mad at Finns

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What are they thinking?

>>75298588
BASED POOPHIP

>>75297270
>implying columbus had any hope

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what would happen if Calgary won their three home games and forced game 7. Would the Ducks choke another game 7 at home or would Calgary actually win a hockey game in Anaheim?

>>75298588
Has any goalkeeper ever closed out a series with a 1.000 save percentage?

>>75298640
>Ducks choke
>OR
>Calgary wins a game in Anaheim
Nice wording there leaf. Streak would continue. Flim flams get deleted

>>75298641
Dubs and this WILL happen.

>>75298588
>1%

HAHAHAHAHAH THATS FUCKING GARBAGE

FINN IN THE BIN

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>>75298588
>If you mouse over another goalie, you can't mouse back to Pekka
Pekka Rinne confirmed for ghost goalkeeper

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Morning. Shieet fell asleep watching the game but happy to see the habs won. Nice goal by Radulov.

>>75298682
how does this work

>>75298682
MOOOOOOODS

>>75298682
How is this image possible?

>>75298735
Vancouver is good at memes, just like Finland. It's an Asian thing.

daily reminder that Buffalo will win the cup next year

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>>75298745

>>75298591
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Friend reminder that the Los Angeles We Wuz Kangz are the only team in the salary cap era to win 2 FULL Stanley Cups in 3 years

For me, it's David Pastrnak.

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>>75298238
The only athlete with decent taste in music is cj Wilson, who is also straight edge

laughing SO HARD at the Chicago Blackcocks

>0 goals

>>75299139
>straight edge
>decent taste in music

lmao what a fag

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>75299274
new confettiland

is the pongs being up 3-0 enough to assuage Bettjew about the outcome of the playoffs so far?

Which goalie will meme harder in the second round between the blues and preds?

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>>75299274
Shoo shoo back /cric/ or whichever shithole you came from

>>75299274
How will Alberta ever recover?

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AAAHHH THAT FIRST PORTION OF THE DAY

>>75299651
>Snus
Nei

>>75299658
>doesn't use snus
It's like you don't even like hokki

>>75299651
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbf-KmFeUc

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>>75299662
Refreshing Bonaqua is the only product I need

Who are Nordics rooting for this postseason?

Finns, Swedes, and even marginal Norwegians and Danes all invited to respond.

Pls no leafs, burgers, or slavs.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw

Bring 'em back /hoc/.

>>75299651
Dumb Jonne if im being frank with you

>>75299683
preds

>there are people on this earth who think Bobrovsky is the best goalie in the National Hockey League

2-9-1
3.50
.892

Literally worse than Fluery

>>75299723
>Finland rooting for Nashville

Is it because of Rinne? Or do you just love country music?

>>75299745
rinne saros salomäki timonen

also underdawgs

>>75299683
preds

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>poolumbus tortellinis

>>75294097
>Bad seeding
oh no its almost like you have to beat the good teams if you want to be good

>>75299873
need a goon to wreck crosbys knee t bh

>>75299885
They tried, just anyone from columbus doesnt know how to numbers so they went after 34 instead