/hoc/ faces of Brent Burns edition

Bret Burbs.

>that Fleury save

>poolumbus

this one was first

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>>75293150
>tfw no Burns gf

>rags

>>75293310
>literal mongoloid

can't wait for the hawks to get swepped desu

>>75293402
I don't like frogs, but I hate the Rags more. Hope they chase Lundshit out of the game.

>>75293446
the best timeline

Happy to see ol' Brandon "One Ball" Davidson getting some playoff action.

>>75293402
>finish with more points
>don't get home ice advantage

can the rags get anything right?

joke franchise

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>>75293402
>frogs fucking up my bracket

>rags

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>the absolute state of the new york rangers

>>75293574
>RAGS

fuck reddit and fuck hockey

>>75293563
you fucked up when you didn't predict the Anaheim/Ottawa rematch

>cbj

TED NO DONT DO IT PUT THE GUN DOWN

JAKE DA SNAKE

>blowjackets

>>75293617
>Ottawa

Absolutely Disgusting.

YOU DONT OWN ME

fuck the bjs goal horn

it's 4 parts and all of them are obnoxious

is crosby a guentzel babby?

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>leljackets
>mild

how the fuck did these teams even make the playoffs

>>75293751
yes

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>They were up 3-1 10minutes into the game

J U S T
U
S
T

>>75293769
meme win streaks

POO JACKETS
KEK

Hopefully we can get Alain Vigneault back to Van after he is fired :^)

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>he doubted Penguins

I'm fuming. Literal fucking refpuck. I want to break soemthing. How can you cheap shot a guy with a puck in the face then keep playing and score. Fuck the refs

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>rags

>>75293786
hahahaha

TED BLEEEEEEEEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT

BJs are just done
After getting that lead blown, then regaining it then losing it again, no way they have anything left in the tank

How does Torts still get coaching gigs?

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at least the jackets wont be the only team to get swept i do have a feeling the jackets will get to the second round next season, but they will need to not play the penguins

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Zach Werenski

>>75293815
Do you REALLY want Vigneault back? The dude is a choker...

>>75293834
Top kek

>>75293843
Noone else wants to coach in Ohio or Hongcouver

>>75293815
cantpucks are gonna have to hire some khl wannabe, nobody else will want to coach in that garbage fire

Fuck you Jackets you were supposed to stop the penguins

>>75293843
because he leads teams to franchise bests, he will be here next year and will win the first round

>my team isnt in the playoffs
>still get to watch the rags, mild, and ted cry

Laughing SO HARD at Ohio

Imagine if this penguins team was healthy... You'd have to be an idiot to think they wouldn't repeat

I fucking hate pittsburgh. What a fucking trash ass franchise full of cheaters and they get away with everything because the leagie loves them. Evil always wins in hockey

>R A G S
>A
>G
>S

man i fucking hate the habs but radulov was a sick pickup for them

goddamn it

>>75293880
>he will be there next year
of course
>will win the first round
HA HA HA no.

>>75293828
Based Bill

>>75293894
>The salt mines of columbus

Feel bad for lundmeme. His team id so fucking garbage

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see you next year lads

Anyone still watching CNBC? How did this stupid nigger NBA player fuck over this nice old lady?

>>75293893
they literally will. Thats what happens when you constantly tank for generational talent

this radulov guy is allright

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>>75293828
>Bettman's hometown team
>complaining about refpuck

KEK

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>>75293893
Can you say...

D Y N A S T Y
Y
N
A
S
T
Y

First since the 80s is gonna be soo good. And now that they have Detroits meme playoff streak too, noone can stop the Pongs

>>75293875
>cantpucks
forced

>>75293882
wont suicide until the mild dont get swept or the black cocks

>>75293934
imagine being a CBJ fan and not even having game 5 tickets on sale yet

>During their 17 year existence Blue Jackets have managed to win only 2 (TWO) games
The funny thing is that they were also against Penguins

Crosby is a bitch. Id take out his knees if I were calvert

>>75293843
It's gonna be hilarious when Torts still ends up winning the Jack Adams.

The voting wraps up before the playoffs start, so this absolute shitshow performance doesnt' affect anything

>>75293563
>picking the rags to get to ECF
lmfao ur bracky was dead before it started bud

>>75293977
>game 5 tickets
nigga there is no game 5 in columbus
>being this new
its not baseball setup

>>75293983
>during their 18 year existance the Trashers/Jets franchise has Zero (0) playoff wins

It could be worse for Ted. He could be a Jests fan and live in Winterpeg

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>>75293948

lel remember when cucklumbous had fans on here?
go back to fucking your sisters you inbred hicks

>>75293983
>two play off games

Holy fuck
>mild
>chiraq
>blowjackets
>John tortorella
>rags

>>75293993
Its going to be even funnier when bob wins the Vezina.

Heart is absolutely smashed lads. I felt this was our year. Penguins aren't gonna lose 4 in a row. They need to change the playoff matchup system asap. There is no reason 2 of the 3 best east teams shpuld play in the first round. Its just idiotic. All this work was for nothing
Gg pens.

>>75293977
>game 5 in Columbus
Pongs fans everyone

to be honest all the faggiest teams are losing today
pretty neat

>>75294019
GG pongs fans sorry for the hate now go repeat

>>75293977
2-2-1-1-1 m8

>>75293983
The current iteration of the Winnipeg Jets has 0 (ZERO) playoff wins

Even the Sparkle dogs have won playoffs game in the past 5 years

>>75294055
Cry more faggot.

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reminder that the lightning would beat your scrub ass team in the playoffs

>>75294069
based

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>>75294018
>>75294082
jests hivemind

>>75293937
Well I mean they have that going for them but they're also calling up AHL tier players and styling on niggas

>>75293948
>>75293948
>First since the 80s is gonna be soo good
what exactly do you call 29 playoff appearances in 30 years, 4 cups including a back to back and 1 post-cap cup, most post and regular season wins of any hockey building around, and 15+ HoF careers which contains the best defenseman of all time

>>75294055
m8 you're one of the worst teams in the east

Tbh I'm salty but we lost fair and square and that game was superb. GG pittsburgh. Gettin real sick of losing to y'all in everything lmao. Our day is coming.

>price losing shutout at end
Kek

>CBJ fans are calling the pongs a cheap team
>when dubinski and the rest of the blowjobs spend half the 3rd period trying to murder people when the game is out of reach in game one

lovin every laff

IS GUENTZEL ELITE?

HOW DO THE PENS KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>75294121
>zero cup repeats since expansion era

Not a dynasty, thats for sure

>>75294136
the most reddit post of all time

>>75294023
You sound pretty mad

>>75294147
unlikeable faggot team coached by an unlikeable faggot coach

>>75294149
when crosby gives you the puck and you shoot it guentzel shot it but it rolled off bob into the net

>>75294159
2009 WAS FUCKING FIXED BY GARY BETTMAN RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Imagine winning 2 playoff games in your entire history and still being insufferable.

>>75294147

>>75294165
you sound pretty reddit

>>75294055
>I felt this was our year

Then >your team should've had no problem beating the Pongs you fucking moron, if it was their year they would have to beat them eventually.

Obviously it wasn't their year and you're just a retard.

>>75294018
Don't lump I the Thrashers failure with the Jests.
We're trying to rebuild after getting fucked by that shit franchise.

>>75294149
If he played the entire season he would be Calder winner.

>>75294106
was at that game today

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>mild

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>>75294168
>unlikeable faggot team
this is from a canadian everyone
its offseason time everyone

>>75292653
>he turned into Taylor Hall

>>75294197
CBJ is like that kid in 5th grade that has no friends bu still talks wicked shit on everyone while never backing any of it up

>>75293948
Pongs are an American team and you're a Canadian, you can't claim shit from their success

>>75294204
>6 years
>1 playoff sweep to show for it

Taking your time I see.

>>75294204
You'll always be the Trashers no matter what. You will always be shit lol.
t. Jets fan.

>>75294197
>literally admitting they're afraid of Crosby
hand out shit that celebrates your team

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You know I heard they recently decided to add more HOPs to it

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>>75293150
met grabovski when he was on the leafs in their locker room, was a pretty nice guy

>thought poolumbus poo jackets had that game
>went to go play some vidya until the next game
>they lost
fucking hell

>>75294225
>poolumbous salt
tasty

We should have tanked to swap with the rags. Would have killed the frogs honestly

haha jokes on you, we get to go on vacation EARLY

enjoy pissing away your april for some shitty cup

>>75294239
you cant claim shit from any team you dont play on you fucking dud

>>75294280
this
it would have been 10-0 every game>>75294285
fuck off fake ted>>75294297
CANADIANS EVERYONE

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>>>>>>>>>THE CITY OF BALTIMORE

>it was 3-1
>cucklumbus poojackets

My sides

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This is how irrelevant the Blowjackets are in their state

>>75294315
>>>/reddit/

JR/Carter is probably the GOAT analyst duo of all time.

stay mad cananiggers

>>75294315
kek
>>75294311
I knew it was too good to be true desu. I kept changing the channel during the 2nd period

>>75294204
don't take a team if you don't want it to be lumped with you

>rags

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>>75294341
will he ever win a ring?

you have 43 days to name a worse state than ohio

>>75294341
LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE.

>>75294306
baltimore doesn't have a hockey team

im very sad, but still go jackets forever

>>75294334
i will in fact not stay mad as i wasn't mad to begin with

>>75294359
oklahoma

>rags

>rags

Shall we begin?

>Rags

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>life as a mild fan
>tfw we're the new >shorks
Its okay tho. At least it doesnt hurt anymore

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>>75294204
I said current iteration of Jets which is more charitable, but even under those more charitable parameters,

the fucking SPARKLE DOGS have won more playoff wins than your team in the past 5 years

tip top kek

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>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags

well it's a good thing there's other shit to do in Ohio

OH WAIT

>>75294359
Honestly Arkansas. There is nothing redeemable about that state.

>>75294374
No they have good drag racing and barbeque

>>75294359
I'll get back to you in 42 days
missouri

>>75294359
new york, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, maine, utah, colorado

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THE FIRE RISES

>>75294364
It hurts because they're so close but its just not enough

>>75294364
Hang in there lad. Torts betrayed >us this series, let his hate for the Pens dictate our playstyle. Hopefully management gets us a legit coach.

>>75294382

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR REEEEEEEEE

>>75294364
Its OK, you ran into the defending Stanley cup champs and the 2nd best team in the league. At least you're giving them a challenge and that deserves a participation trophy!!

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>>75294371
>getting THIS MAD at analyst duos
Sorry you'll never have Jeremy or Anson. You can have your unfunny reddit duo of Jay and Dan though, you little BITCH

>>75294395
maine is based they have cheap lobster and lots of pretty nature

>>75294387
you can actually live here without being poor

I had Minnesota-Columbus in the final

>>75294411
>relying on finns to build a team

That was their first mistake. Doomed from the start

>>75294359
Missouri. Trust me. I just drove across and back. Its awful. St louis is a shithole. The whole state is a fucking wasteland

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>>75294297
You're a dumb fucking cuck, Who cheers for a team outside of their country other than an absolute cuck

>>75293834
>tunak tunak tun starts playing

>>75294387
is that why "yall" fuck your family members?

>>75294430
swept in the first round mate, im sad too

>rags

>>75294430
Do you just not watch hockey at all?

>>75294419
im a leafs fan, why did you think this would make me upset

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>He rates Thornton

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>>75294432
Kansas City does have good BBQ though.

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>Oh well thats just too bad. Maybe next year! heh Henrik? We'll have more chance next year?
>...
>Lundqvist?
>...
>Lundqvist you coming?

>>75294438
get madder

>>75294427
there's a lot of nicer places you can live without being poor

there are actually some expensive places to live without being poor if you have a non-shit job

>the one forward on the pongs who doesn't have a stanley cup gets a hat trick
pottery

>>75294452
Maybe reddit is more your speed you fucking homo

>>75294438
>muh local team
>a franchise owned and operated by businessmen
>roster full of players from around the world
b-but I live near their arena so I have an emotional connection to a corporate entity designed to sell jerseys and tv ads

>>75294412
Tbh i gave up on the season a month ago. The recent surge before the playoff did nothing not quell my fears. Fire boudreau. He inherited a good team and made it worse. Get sutter, win cups

>>75294359
Minnesota

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>>75294452
Sorry to hear that...

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>>75294411
>Hopefully management gets us a legit coach

yeah your management has made a lot of great moves you should definitely trust them to get a proper coach

KEK

>>75294458
THORTON HAS NEVER WON ANYTHING HES A FUCKING JOKE>>75294472
id rather live in ohio than any other state, its very nice, very comfy and very meme worthy

>>75294438
>Hongcouver captained by Swedes
>Praries are gay
>Toronto soon to be captained by a Spic
>Ottawa captained by a Swede
>Frogs are gay

>Pittsburgh captained by a good ol canadian boy

Cheering for a Canadian team makes you a cuck. You just dont want the cup in the country for the summer

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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS

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>>75294452
go back cuck

>>75293563
Im an oilers fan and even im not this delusional

laughing SO HARD at ted from akron

>>75294499
>he doesnt trust kekalainen
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>rags

Dat sweet radulov goal

>>75294478
nah i never really liked reddit
>>75294498
why, we're having a pretty gud time in the playoffs pham
>>75294505
no thanks

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>team slowly inches its way into being a fringe playoff team in a weaker division at the time
>team falls off a cliff to start the season and fires their coach
>team decimated by injuries and can never come close to regaining form that season
>team goes into offseason with the 3rd overall pick and can go back to being a fringe team next year
>coach gets absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT in the world cup and has everyone analyzing he won't make it through the year
>team picks dubust with the 3rd pick
>dark times for blue jackets but not laffs/sabres tier dark
>then everyone picks the blue jackets to come in last or near the bottom entirely like last year
>media completely shits on them right out of the gate
>turns out blue jackets are actually still decent enough to make playoffs
>this is somehow a surprise to a group of people dedicated to analyzing and formulating opinions on the support
>team has career years from all the players stepping up like cam and werenski
>bob goes back to what everyone expects he's like when he's not injured all the time
>team miraculous makes run for the now strongest division in the league
>wins a 14 game streak destroying everyone
>suddenly analysts split and go "it's just a fluke" or "they're totally for real, guys!"
>team ends up middling in the pack because the caps took awhile to get into pure caps mode
>team ends up coming in 3rd behind the reigning cup champs and the president's trophy in the division
>team's best season of all time
>end up drawing the reigning cup champs who might have won the division if half their team wasn't in the hospital in the first round
>proceed to get complete blown the fuck out by a real team like the pens and people are actually shocked that a fringe playoff team is losing like this

Pretty memorable season. Watching the media get BTFO was pretty fucking great.

>>75294524
>>75294524
this

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>>75294363
>>>>>>>>>>>THE CITY OF BALTIMORE MARYLAND

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>Shorks

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Chuckling SO hard at the >rags at this present moment

zaitsev when

>>75294494
>He inherited a good team

This is what Mild fans actually believe

>>75294546
but why are you so butthurt about a city that doesn't matter?

>>75294505
The hawks are the 1st team in the actual picture. FAKE NEWS

>>75294526
>trusting kukalainen after his hiring of torts and drafting of dubust
oh your poor inbred dummy

>>75294506
Kek keep talking about how you're going to beat Anaheim and go to the cup final

>>75294541
at least they made it interesting this season, you can only go up from this playoff series

No wonder the blowjackets suck so much, they have finnish gm

>>75294503
>Praries are gay
>Frogs are gay
well at least we can agree about one thing

are you from NS

>>75294585
>going up
>shartorella
pick one

>>75294585
>you can only go up

Thats what the jests fans said when they got swept too lel.

Meme seasons dont continue

>>75294606
Not him, But I am.

Holy fuck Rags
They play better away, wth is up with that?
Poor Lundpads, playing his heart out before playing like Zibanejad

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They say one picture is worth one thousand words.

This one is worth five thousands i say.

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how many points does mcfaggot has???

hahahaha!!!

>>75294541
>this level of asspain

the blowjackets are shit but your vein might just pop out of your forehead

>>75294494

they were essentially the same team and didn't make the playoffs under Yeo. Every single player on the team is overrated as shit.

>>75294606
Sure am. Comfiest province.

>>75294619
are you the laughing SO HARD guy?

>>75294630
Ummmm no sweetie

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>>75294568
Am i bothering you baltimore fuckboy?

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>>75294547
>bunch of cucks had to fly to SJ because their jew owner priced them out of their home arena

Kek

>>75294585
They can't go up after drafting Dubois.

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Are the Habs ELITE?!

>>75294576
>kekalainen is a meme
he drafted werenski, drafted oliver bjorkstrand, traded for brandon saad, drafted wennberg, traded for hartnell, single handedly saved the farm system they had and passed on the meme bust from finland.
>>75294635
he doesnt seem mad, just recounting the season

>minnesotan hockey players, percentage of US players by year

>00-01
17%

>03-04
17.5%

>07-08
20.3%

>10-11
17.9%

>12-13
20.8%

>13-14
18%

>14-15
17.2%

>15-16
16.6% (2nd most)


is the "state of hockey" meme coming to an end?

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Esbjerg Energy danish champions of the 16/17 season


>>75294641
Nope, think that's Norway

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>>75294635
i wasn't mad until you had to be a retard and think i was mad

>>75294662

Don't want to get ahead of myself but it's looking a little bit like 93 up in this bitch right now

>sid and geno feeding the youngsters all night
Beautiful stuff. The jackets can't stop the pens first two lines, series probably over

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>>75294582
I just said i wasnt that delusional

>>75294661
>implying dubois isnt just going to be cannon fodder to trade for a good forward
anyways they have vitali abramov, literally the best player in the chl this year

>>75294617
>>75294639
do both of you guys root for pongs?

who do people in NS mostly cheer for?

>>75294658
Not sure about all of them but I know a few guys who got tickets for the games here and also flew down to watch there too

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>>75294668
Minnesota has no future in hockey

The Wild will fold or move once the state hits peak Somalia

>>75294668
Who has the most players now?

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>>75294687
>not even the best player in his league

Hes a literal who

>>75294678
One game at a time mate, we haven't faced the best of the east yet

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>>75294505
you posted the wrong one

>>75294643
>Ummmm no sweetie

Reddit
leave

>>75294637
They made the playoffs the last like 5 years, are you high? And the midseason tear these guys went on showcased the potential for dubs and the offense. They just couldnt keep for the focus on. I was at the game today, they were flat and uninspired. I see this as the coaches fault

>>75294664
werenski is a bust, the next bustisbehere
bjorkstrand sucks
saad is overrated and was carried to
hartnell is fucking terrible, riding an insustainable shooting pct
sorry to break it to you sweetheart, your team was never good

>>75294547
Canaschlubs don't know how to not dress like slobs

>>75294702
NS is split between Habs, Bruins and Penguins mostly, depending on your age.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

TIME FOR >SHORKS

LET'S SHITPOST

Would Lundqvist have a Stan Lee cup if he had played for another team?
Can't help but feel the >rags have wasted Lundqvist

>>75294702
I cheer for the Habs. Most people are either Habs or Laffs fans, but there are sizable populations of Bruins, Wings, and Pens. There are a lot of more recent Pens fans because of Crosby.

dat fucking flower helmet save in ot though

>>75294759
Richter would have won a cup with that team

probably van Veesbrook too

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>>75294637
>people thought Eric Staal was the solution

>>75294687
>vitali abramov, literally the best player in the chl this year

And this is why people hate you morons

He's not even close to being that you retard

>>75294722
>mad at the next coming of gretzky
fuck off canada, vitali will lead the jackets to a stanley cup>>75294749
>werenski is a bust
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bjork is not bad, saad is elite, hartnell is pretty solid as depth

>>75294759
The thing with a goalie as good as him is that he boosts team performance so much that the GM thinks he only needs to do minor tweaks instead of big changes and that stops the team from ever becoming good.

>>75294668
>16.6% (2nd most)
population of minnesota: 5.47 million
population of US: 319 million
minnesota makes up 1.7% of the US population
they're over represented by ten times quite literally

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I'm going to marry William Nylander!

>>75294759
For sure

Shame really considering he was drafted in the 7th round

>>75294680
>probably over

Fleury fleury'd tonight and the jackets still couldn't win. Its over

>>75294759
lunchshits might be the most overrated goalie in history desu

>>75294759
The Rangers would have won a Cup with Brodeur.

Stop sympathizing with Lundqvist - stanley cup goalies almost always have oustanding playoff performances, even if it means carrying their team. Just like Pekka and Allen are doing right now.

>>75294798
he is the next ghostisbehere
literally exactly the same trajectory.
enjoy your bust

>>75294752
>>75294770
I see, basically similar to Nfld then, with the exception of pongs

>>75294759
Lundqvist on the pongs would be a scary dynasty desu

>>75294841
Lundqvist stopped like 50 shots last game 2bh

>Winlessota
>Blew Jackets

>>75294848
OH MY GOD THIS CANADIAN IS SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WERENSKI IS LITERALLY THE BEST DEFENSEMAN SINCE CHRIS CHELIOS AND THE SECOND COMING OF BOBBY ORR HE OUT SCORED BOBBY ORR IN HIS AGE 19 SEASON

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Earlier in the season I kept telling the Blowjackets fags they werent the contenders they thought they were due to having 0 (ZERO) elite forwards

Their response?
>Cam Manletson

KEK

>>75294738
Ummm no sweetie

>>75294869
>Lames

holy lel hertl

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WE JOE THORNTON NOW

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>No one expecting Antoine Morand

Everyone going to be so butthurt when their blind gms don't pick him

He's the second coming of David Savard i tell ya

>>75294852
Jesus Christ just hand them the cup already

>>75294751
You are Canadian you dumb shit lol

>>75294889
>boilers

>>75294899
>David Savard
I meant Marc Savard obviously

point being hes elite

>>75294879
mental illness
enjoy your bust

>>75294852
Why are the penguins so ugly lel

Sharks singer is cute! CUTE!

>>75294866
Which is impressive, sure, but not even the best in the league. He went 54/58 in Game 2.

Whereas Allen went 51/52 in the first game against the Mild, who really outplayed Blues in every other capacity that game. Today, he went 41/42.

>>75294882
>cam atkinson isnt elite
HE PROVED YOU WRONG LAST NIGHT BRANDON FROM BLAINVILLE

>>75294912
Not him but fucking Prairie faggots can't dress themselves well.

>>75294848
Werenski is actually good

If you want to shit talk their players there are better targets

>>75294912
hes a poo jackets fan with a proxy or visiting canada

>>75294808
That's pretty much what I was thinking
They're paying Lundqvist too much, not allowing them to build an actual team that can produce

>>75294839
I disagree, he's genuily elite in my book; not biased

>>75294841
True, however Lundqvist has been in so many playoffs at this point, performing every single time; more than 50 saves last game too
A lot of great saves today too


>>75294858
Oh yes

>>75294852
Really don't want the pongs to win again, but holy sh..

>>75294852
Guentzel looks like hes 14. Hes such a cutie

>>75294912
>he actually calls himself canadian

lmao

>>75294852
>geno basically at 2 ppg
repeat imminent

>>75294719
minnesota with 44. michigan 42. new york 34 massachusetts 26 wisconsin 13

>>75294902
Seriously, I don't even know why we're struggling when the Pongs are steamrolling the east anyway.
The only team that could match their speed is Tampa and they didn't make it.

good night everyone, i wish the jackets didnt blow it so hard but goodnight

>>75294952
all canadians dress like slobs and homeless people with flip flops, board shorts, bad fitting tshirts, and baseball caps to cover their bald heads lmao

>>75294887
you sound gay as shit lol

>>75294605

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M'ask you sumpin Joe

>>75294887
vacaroo yourself saying that

>>75294984
How does Edmonton match up with the Penguins? I have them winning the west

>>75294960
>but holy sh

dude we're like 2 games into most series
that list being full of pongs doesn't exactly mean much right now

>>75294927
Sheary and Rust are pretty qt

>>75294953
hes not.. rode a bunch of players with flukey shooting percentages, over half his points are on the PP. he will never be a first pairing defenseman

>>75295044
>>75295019
>>75295001
>>75294992
>>75294980
>>75294960
>>75294892

Ummm no sweetie

Jumbo Joe is going to completely change this series for the Shorks. They win in 7

cap it

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F I N L A N D

G R E A T E S T

A L L Y

>>75295044
Though Edmonton want to avoid being a one man army, I think the Pens depth is better.

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>>75294984
>Tampa
>Lost the playoff race to the Laffs

They're not winning anything anytime soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkd9BkU7eeE

NAME ME A MORE ELITE PLAYER

GO AHEAD

PRO TIP
YOU
CANT
WIN
HERE

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I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>>75295044
Oilers fan here beyond McDavid and maybe Draisaitl there's nobody that can keep up with Crosby and Geno

Jumbo Joe looks like he was never hurt

>>75295158
fuckin beautiful
>>75295181
is this gonna be a new pasta?

>>75295181
Laughing SO HARD

>>75295044
They played them hard both games this year but I think in the playoffs the Penguins would pull away

the sharks are hunting boys, look out!

>>75294852
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY JAKE GUENTZEL

Why is hockey so impervious to meme teams? The other big american leagues and even the eplel in england lost out to meme teams in the past year, but not the nhl. Columbus and Minnesota's outings so far only further prove it

>>75295339
the best of 7 format?

>>75295339
I mean Nashville is pretty memey

>>75295339
Those leagues are much more chalk than NHL

they dont have a phenomenon similar to the "presidents trophy curse"

>>75295339
wouldn't call the cubs a meme team, they were the best all year. It was just the 100+ year drought that had people doubting them