CARDINALS VS YANKEES GAMETHREAD
>Pineda V wainwright
>rags
>rags
LF Brett Gardner
CF Aaron Hicks
2B Starlin Castro
DH Jacoby Ellsbury
3B Chase Headley
RF Aaron Judge
1B Greg Bird
C Austin Romine
SS Ronald Torreyes
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Fowler CF
Diaz SS
Carpenter 1B
Piscotty RF
Adams DH
Molina C
Gyorko 3B
Grichuk LF
Garcia 2B
Yanks
>>75291759
Dex looked fuckin brain dead
>this fucking lineup
It's almost like Girardi WANTS to be made fun of on 4chan
>>75291826
It's that Missouri meth
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>Wainwright
>elite
Fucking lmao, Yanks will expose this permainjured cuck tonight
T H I C K
2 out pinetar strikes again
T H I C C
>>75291878
YES
Adams is too skinny to be a DH. He needs to get back into shape.
>>75291947
BIG
MIKE
>>75291878
Dayum who dat?
Need sauce for masturbatory purposes
>>75291947
>>75291960
a girl i post in almost every yankee thread
Fucking NL meme teams and their meme "bunt" swings
>>75291960
Meredith Marakotits, Yankees on-field girl
>Getting injured on a routine groundball
Is this that NL baseball that I hear so much about?
>>75292001
>>75292007
She literally has a beer belly this season.
Instead of being on the field she needs to be on a treadmill.
>tfw the yankees had a fun rebuild with waifu posting while the jays are just gonna have bitter shitposting
how do you do it bros
RIP hand
>Ellsbury batting clean-up
This is way too binder, even for Joe's standards
>>75292120
>Ellsbury DH
That binder needs to fry
>>75292074
Is this thing even human anymore?
>>75292120
what did he mean by this?
They better let that nail rest or its gonna get much worse.
>>75292074
you know what they say about women and cheese
>>75292105
optimists won
>>75292139
not really, she's more hippopotamus than human female
>>75292105
Yankees fans are legally obligated to be overly optimistic, so there aren't any optimists vs. pessimists shitposting in gamethreads
>>75292105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDJ1_ZUyLs
Dubs and Bird gets a hit tonight
spaghetti-prone plays always worry me when Pinetar is on the mound
>>75292305
Singles and I'm gay
>>75292333
>33
>bird's number
are you a le wizard?
>>75292333
>trips
No free beers for you
PINETAR
NO
BAD
>>75292333
MACHO MAN
why cant pinheada pitch with 2 outs
I knew it was too good to get a 7 game win streak
>>75292300
>.200
>1 HR
>20 million
based cleveland saved us from digging ourselves into a deeper hole
we couldnt possibly get rid of edwin, tulo and martins contracts at the same time
What ya'll niggas bout to sip on tonight?
>>75292392
No worries, Cards will find a way to fuck up.
>pineda
Is he the 2017 Betances?
Why is there a woman speaking right now?
>>75291759
yo senpaitachi wheres the stream at
>>75292411
>>75292477
I wish I could tell you, I have cable. BUT I would look up reddit streams they help when I watch NFL
Headley wee
Bird will hit a walk-off home run tonight
>Zach Hample
>>75292512
hopefully when he declines its not too drastic
>>75292554
The second he declines, he'll get traded so Torres can come up
>meme catcher trying to show off
Judge mannn
>Home run festivities going off while everyone on the field has no clue what's going on
What a shit show
JUDGED
Judge dinger
Well over
>jew york fans
ALL RISE
yeah thats a dinger, Wainwright found GUILTY
Who /here/ here?
what the fuck is this shit?
Just give it to him
Haven't we paid off these refs
that's a home run easily, fan just fucked up and it fell back onto the field
>>75292664
>literally upside down
wtf I thought this was supposed to be in New York, not in China
how is that not a homerun
Ump ball
Replay is shit
Karma
BIRD YOU FUCKING MADMAN
#NOTABUST
BIRD HOLY SHIT
wow waino is just done
lel
Get fucked
the "cardinals way" strikes away
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU YOU SHITHEAD UMPS
FUCK YOU MANFRED YOU CLOWN NIGGER
BIRD IS INDEED
THE WORD
>>75292305
Noice.
LMAO
JUDGEMENT DAY
BIRD IS THE WORD
>Shitwright
Just retire
>Ump ball
>Allows large home run to slumping bird
HAHAHA
>THE METHINALS WAY
Umps on suicide watch
>>75292733
>just the right combo of androgyny and femininity
My fucking dick
Is bird, dare I say, elite?
Are the Yankees this good, or the methinals just this bad?
>>75292755
man of taste
http://sportspass.ca/live/mlb/STL-NYY-20170416/away
>Hey Mike, you think CC could DH a couple of games?
Imagine how well they'd be playing if they had Didi and Sanchez
>>75292904
but Torreyes has been great
If the Yanks could give the Rags some of their offensive prowess tonight that would be great
>>75292870
>>75292929
>furcuck
If even pineda is elite the rest of the league better watch out
>>75292928
Torreyes gets the occasional meme great hit RBI other than that he bats poorly
I suppose he has been good but he has blown many at bats badly
>>75292664
10/10 photography skills
>those fat slags
>>75292929
Go to Canada or Boston or some shit if you like hockey
Just kidding
I contemplated watching that game but then I remembered I don't really give a heck
goddamit, the rare time my power goes out and bird hits a homer. How was his homer? iirc, games on espn don't get the highlights posted online quickly or at all
>inbred looking family
>presumably from the mid-west
what did he mean by this?
>>75292965
This , he's great on defense but he's going to be a liability sooner or later.
Great back up though
>>75292955
I've been defending the rotation for years now. Everyone assumes the worst from them every year that they forget how much potential they actually have.
Why can't Yadier Molina speak English? He's been in the US for like 30 years.
>>75292999
It was a fucking bomb. Maybe the deepest this year by a Yankee.
>>75292999
Crushed to right center into the bleachers. 429 ft.
>>75293034
Plus he's a US citizen
>>75292999
Was a rocket
If not for the dp that inning could have been much worse for the cardinals
>>75292970
>>75292682
Pls no bully :(
>>75292950
>>75292992
Back to Puerto Rico with you. If you dont support the Rangers you're not a true New Yorker
>>75293028
Every pitcher has potential, no doubt, or else they wouldn't be wearing pinstripes.
it just seems like they're more often than not not reaching their potential.
>>75293034
He speaks English, just more comfortable with his native I guess.
>>75293064
i live in rochester and i simply do not give a fuck about hockey. period
>>75293057
Why are they playing on the ceiling?
Who the fuck cares about this boring ass interview
>>75293049
>you now remember Bartolo Colón
>who lives in USA for 22 years now
>can't speak a single word in english
>and yet have literally 5 families there
What the fuck was that interview?
>>75293037
>>75293040
>>75293050
nice. Hopefully this turns things around for him
>>75293098
makes less sense, since they already aired it before the game started
>>75293073
Maybe he should take some ESL classes with the millions he made.
>>75293127
Or just not give a fuck about American's delicate sensibilities and speak his own fucking language.
>>75293174
lol he's American m8. It would make sense for him to speak proficient English.
>""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""
>>75293174
Pretty sure speaking English would help him live in United States. It's not hard, so why not learn it?
>>75293188
Puerto Ricans speak Spanish.
>>75293220
They also speak English. I'm Puerto Rican, I understand the dynamic.
>>75293250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRF_MPlF740
I don't know why this is such a problem, he speaks English anyways. Probably just nervous, didn't want to fuck up on ESPN or whatever.
Jesus christ
>that shit swing
>that shit run
lmao
How's Pineda looked so far?
>>75293289
A lot of the veterans that don't speak English in interviews actually speak pretty good English but usually speak their native language in interviews to avoid messing up. I think it's stupid to get mad at that, but I also think it's stupid to have such low standards for them that we shouldn't expect them to learn English.
who /budweiser/ here
>>75293389
He's a big guy
>>75293393
This
I mean, she was speaking English to him and he clearly understood her.
I'd do the same if i was in Nip league and only knew conversational Japanese
>>75293393
He can speak Mandarin for all I care, long as he keeps doing his job.
This isn't even a question. Jeter
>Mantle is better than Gehrig
Mendoza should be fucking fired
Has Pineda finally arrived? Just in time for his free agent season?
>>75293497
where's Dean Anna?
>>75293397
>>75293497
>no Eduardo Nunez
>>75293542
>you know remember "Farm system"
>4 pitch walk
>Bird
Atta boy
Apologize
I hope that dumb "fan" is banned for life.
>>75291876
Bird is back boys
>Last summer he had a dominant Spring Training
What did he mean by this?
>interracial couple on tv
Apologize
can these people shut the fuck up for a fucking minute?
>>75294044
I know lmao
Give me kay anyday over these
>>75294073
This is going to hurt for me..... But I agree
>>75294044
I had to sync the sound from WFAN to the ESPN broadcast. Why is ESPN so insufferable?
>>75294044
be gateful you are not listening to latino ESPN sacastically dissing SABR and praising pitcher wins.
>>75294044
>It's an Aaron Boone color commentates episode
>It's a head commentator has to bring up Boone's home run every two seconds episode
Robinson was out on that
>>75294118
i'm from uptstate Ny and cannot find sterling ANYWHERE.. where the fuck can I listen ?
Apologize
>>75294157
I'm using the MLB app.
HICKS
Lek
>methinals
HICKS
He really wants that starting job
>"Fans" get out of their seats and into cover for a little sprinkle
Anyone else hate these people?
>Rain
Fucking mother nature wants to fuck the Yankees again.
please don't be a rain out
Come on cards
Beat these northern liberal wine drinking Democrats
>>75293497
Yogi Berra, then tie between mantle ans dimaggio
Berra has 10 world series or some shit not to mention best catcher ever or second best if you consider Bench as #1
>>75294415
You're lost
>Gehrig
>Mantle
>Berra
>DiMaggio
>Jeter
>Mo
>>75294390
Get your act together, junkie.
>>75294390
>sippng PBR
>can take steroids
>Not allowed to grow a beard
Come on Yankees get it together
>Ruth
>Gehrig
>Mantle
>DiMaggio
>Jeter
>Berra
>Mo
This list is objectively correct, and anyone that says otherwise should be euthanized.
>>75294487
TY.... You cant put Berra that low.
headley MVP
hey wait a second
couldn't they use statcast to measure the distance of the ball, and then know the distance of the outfield wall and determine if the ball was in play or not?
>>75294487
This is bait
>>75294476
>PBR
>Saint Louis
>>75294513
That makes too much sense. Manfred would never alow it.
>>75294487
>DiMaggio
idk where to put him but because he's only played 10 years I can't rank him that high
>meme catcher with the meme passed ball
>>75294513
delete this
>>75294540
>my piss lager is better than that other piss lager
How long before the middle of the lineup is Holliday, Judge and Bird?
>>75294487
Bruh...
>Ruth
>Gehrig
>Berra
>DiMaggio
>Mo
>Bernie
>Jeter
>post beer
>>75294612
you win for simply having bernie on this list
>>75294612
Commit sudoku
>>75294612
>Bernie
>better than Jeter
>No Mantle
>>75293497
Anyone who chooses anyone other than Mo is a complete retard.
So /sp/, most of you said the Yankees weren't going to be good this season. How does it feel to be so wrong? How does it feel to be so stupid?
Go ahead, go apologize to the based af Yankees.
>mo'Lester posted in the /mlb/ general
>>75294624
Ruth
Gerhig
Mantle
Berra
Jeter
DiMaggio
Mo
GOOD LORD BIG HUGE TITTIES GIF WHEN!!!!!!!!!
These commentators are awful
>le get 3 whole outs without giving up 3 runs makes you a top player in a historical team
Closers are the most overrated fucking players in all of sports. All the great starting pitchers the Yankees ever had and they get shafted by a meme stat.
>>75294760
>unzips
>>75294782
>momma got some milk bags
>>75294769
>Not knowing how great Mo was
Are you brain dead?
P E E P S
E
E
P
S
>>75294769
>Ignoring Mo's greatness because of muh saves
please quit posting
>>75294835
How many men did you kiss for that?
>>75294814
>>75294820
>Couldn't be a starter because he was shit so had to move to the bullpen
*tips fedora*
Peeps?
>>75294835
still cheaper than Fenway
>Bird on base three times
WE /WORLDSERIES/ NOW
>>75294877
Seriously
>>75294871
ew
>stankees
Lmao enjoy your shitty pathetic team for years to come.
>>75294939
Sup DG using a a Mexican proxy and pretending to be mexibro
>>75294971
Boystown.
>>75294939
>>75294939
dew watt know?
>>75294971
Hey homo'lester. Make out with anyone lately? I bet if you sucked TY's dick, he'd like it.
>>75295004
im mexico and jelaous, not gonna lie
gfycat /CourteousDistantBufeo
T H I C C
Damn what a catch
>>75295046
>My Dick Can Only Get So Erect, etc...
What do you think about my boner?
>>75294971
I bet you eat man ass
>>75295061
yeah
poor torreyes got robbed
>>75295084
i dont think ive seen it anon, so i dont have an opinion on it
>yankee starters making it into the 7th inning
miracles desu
>0-2
>Throw the next pitch right down the middle
Trade him NOW.
Okay so which one of you retards voted Jeter?
its been a real game all game. but it doesnt feel like it
>>75295190
>2015+2
>Not voting for Ivan Rodriguez
>>75295204
Tbh Alex Rodriguez was a better Yankee than Jeter
>>75295243
>le sue everyone man
>>75295243
Better player does not = better yankee and I love a rod
I'm gay
>>75295243
>>75295257
>>75295275
>mfw a-rod is still on the payroll
>>75295294
Hi mo
Party at my place after the game
>>75295321
He dresses like the middle schooler that would sit in the back of class and play with his tech deck
>>75295345
So like you?
>>75295345
That is oddly specific
>lel >panama is b&
again that meme dad catch shit
>espn baseball
>>75295357
>Implying I didn't drop out after elementary
>>75295257
Le actually win a mvp in pinstripes man.
A Rod put up 50 war in 10 seasons as a Yankee, Jeter put up 70 in 20. There isn't really an argument for Jeter other than muh intangibles
Enough of the fat Barney Rubble Flintstone feet fake blonde chick. It's getting as bad as the bird face soccer skank the other fg posts all season. Cards fans are lucky in a way. #27
>>75295368
Wait, he got got banned? KEK
>>75295374
A-Rod was easily the better player, but he was never a team player and people generally favored Jeter over A-Rod as a teammate.
>>75295368
panama is ded?
>>75294540
Budweiser is ABINbev friend which means its now brewed by brazilian tranny alcoholics
>that double play
>>75295394
>>75292477
Sorry- late to the party. It's here til it gets shut down by the MAN
http://www.mlbstream.me/469766/3/new-york-yankees-vs-st.louis-cardinals-live-stream-online.html
>>75295463
What's going on here?
>>75295470
ban avoiding
>>75295463
I'm confused
>>75295463
Explain? Is Panama Yankee Proxy banned? I need to know. (for a friend)
>>75295467
>manchildlet
Edmonton v San Jose hockey playoffs right now
>Betances
>>75295495
we can all hope he is banned. fucking faggot roleplayer
>it's a betances forget his command episode
>>75295581
So a normal episode then?
I knew the Cardinals' window for being competitive was going to close sooner or later. Looks like it's finally shut.
Goddammit.
>It's a hit through the shift episode
Why the fuck does that always happen to us
>>75295612
I knew the Cardinals' window for being competitive was going to close sooner or later. Looks like it's finally shut.
Thank you based god.
>>75295495
yes he is posting among us without the schtick. but a memorable meme trule for /sp/erglords he was for several years
> erin andrews doing color commentary
> espn
> meme dad
> biscotti
>>75295627
reported for white supremacist imagery and two on two put
>Bustances
>It begins
>betances
why
>>75295653
CUTE
and that FUCKING MEME STRIKE ZONE GRAPHIC
is the madman doing it on purpose y/n
>>75295710
yes
betty will give me a heart attack someday
>>75295731
>>75295731
What do you think her butt smells like after an intense photoshoot on a hot day
>>75295654
Cool, thanks dude. Ppl like him... life finds a way to clap back.
If anyone has the old threads archived it would be easy to analyze his writing style. It is like a fingerprint. I write/edit for a living- easy to see. Save it for a rainy day.
announcers trying their hardest to jinx chapman
Choke your bitch but dont choke this lead chappy.
>>75295788
one day ill tell you
>>75295768
>>75295808
Chapman's already fucked up mentally after Game 7. It's only a matter of time until it starts to bite >us in the ass.
>>75295802
Found Panama faggot
the hustle on that little kid who ran up hoping to get tossed the ball
Holy fuck, Bird's teeing up on the ball now
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
my boy!
Fire Matheny. Hire Pat Metheny.
APOLOGIZE
best birb
>>75295854
No AH- I'm the faggot who fixed your shitty thread and started a new one the other night. You posted the right pic tonight. Congrats.
2 RUN DOUBLE
FUCK YES
>>75295948
Would you watch Judge fuck her?
>It's a Betances is used but no the closer episode
Should we just schedule the TJS now?
BASED MANLET
>>75295984
That was Yankees Beisbol you faggot
Tardinals btfo
This was a good game a few minutes ago. a real shame :^)
ITS THE METHINALS WAY
>>75295996
no im not a cuck
C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>75296010
>tfw i had several pretty good Chapman memes lined up
>>75296047
You're forgetting >our bullpen's tendency to make games more exciting than necessary
>>75295984
i posted the thread (i post the meredith photos every game)
>>75296087
Atrocious stance. Literally triggered
This is what I don't miss about NY. They clone these jag offs in Brookhaven Ntl Laboratory.
mugshot from being arrested for driving slower than he pitches
fuck that guy that reached for that ball. Torreyes could have had 2 ribbies
>>75296099
you try swinging in heels
>>75296038 Start and maintain a thread sometime then assface. You can't do it. It would look like yesterday's thread.
>All the fan interference this game
A lot of fans interfering tonight
thats not heidi watney
>>75296171
I've started many a thread on many boards in my 9 years off an on posting on 4chan, fart knocker.
>getting Bartmaned
great.
>>75296218
Lauren Shehadi is better desu
that fat guy was the same fan in that yankee fan pizza gif if you saw it closely
>>75296243
My nigga
>>75296243
>>75296230
Bartman's ball was in crowd territory. The yankees fans have been reaching onto the field.
>>75296221
9 years. Holy mother of God. What a loser.
>>75296107
Did he get thrown out? Not like it made a difference
>>75296243
see
>>75296301
You never truly leave this place. No matter how long you go without coming here.
>>75296262
>>75296262
>>75296262
lauren shehadi is no mean fox but heidi has that taylor swift kind of quality of ideal aryan american facial aesthetics
>Mitchell
This is why you didn't win the 5th spot
>>75296350
She had I has the most Aryan aesthetic there is, her jaw can cut glass.
Why make the 9th stress free?
>>75296218
>>75296262
not a fan of this look, seems to be a very american thing.
but i do respect your waifus
>>75296392
*Shehadi
Autocorrect
>Castro
>>75296311
checked for haram
>>75296243
Alanna Rizzo was best MLB Network girl
seasons lost now for sure. fuck you cashman
>>75296445
JUST
GET
THE
OUTS
>>75296320
>>75296473
What part of Mexico are you in? My father is from Guadalajara
>>75296453
nm. we're back on
>>75296306
The dude mouthed "I thought it was a foul ball".
Pay attention.
>SWEEP
>SWEEP
>SWEEP
>>75296499
Yucatan.
Guadalajara has great women.
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!
>>75296499
Land of the Beepers.
Holy shit Cardinals
We seventh heaven now
See you guys later
>>75296531
I missed it
Did they kick him out though?
time to find out what dress heidi is wearing tonight
>>75296625
Shit reminds me of that movie where Danny DeVito and Arnold played twins
>>75296573
Yep.
>>75296692
You mean..... Twins?
>>75296726
No don't think that was it.
>>75296087
Ya suck and everyone's bored with your stale pics. Ppl have asked you for new Meredith content.You hem and you haw. You claim your folder is full. Post sxy Suzyn pics dipshit.
>>75296815
>>75294372
>tfw this happened at the old yankee stadium and i made ppl second guess their decision to bitch out when they saw me and my buddies stay put
Felt good man