/heem/: career ending pregnancy edition

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Who hyped for no love here?

>>75290733
me

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is matamba slip a good fighter?

cody is a great fighter

>>75290733
based cody will retire undefeated

The best

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I am Jose Aldo.

Give me revenge against Irish Chicken

>>75290923
is this the natty limit?

>>75290994
>>>/trash/

>>75291006
unecesiry and hurtful

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The best

would Cody No Dad beat Mighty Meme?

>>75291200
somebody has a latin fetish

What's next for Rose Namajunas?

>michelle waterson beat paige in 1 round

>>75291200
Is this a pokeymon evolution?

>>75291200
Sergio is so small

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>>75291200
why do they all look the same, are you gay or something?

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#Don't draft Doo ho Choi

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my girl

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Who is your favorite fighter?

>>75291725
is asians having lowtest real? this guy looks like a freaking twink, joe almost pulled out his tiny roid-dick on fight cuckpanion

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Cub Swanson vs. Artem Lobov
Al Iaquinta vs. Diego Sanchez
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima
John Dodson vs. Eddie Wineland
Joe Lauzon vs. Stevie Ray
Jake Ellenberger vs. Mike Perry

anyone got the webm of Jacapoo getting BTFO?

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>>75291869

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>>75291200
Ferguson and Masvidal good picks desu

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>>75291869
the finish

>>75291862
fake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8JVeGE7t4

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>>75291929
obvioulsy

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>>75291895
>>75291919
thanks m8

>>75291862
Fake and gay

>>75290839
He got BLACKED already.

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off topic here, but does anyone know when the second of DAMN. is suppose to come out?

>>75291972
You're welcome bro.

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>pretending to be predictionlad for (you)s

>>75292033
During his coachella performance in 5 bongs

who is your favorite champion?

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>35 pounds

Webm request from Whitaker vs Jacare

Round 1
3:02 to 2:49

2:48 to 2:30

>>75292103
Make a cody one please

>>75292006
amateur fights don't mean anything, it just made him a better fighter

>>75292254
pretty sure im the only webm maker here and im not downloading the event nor do i have fightpass

>>75292103

serious question have you ever met your dad?

>>75292245
So stupid. What a joke why do they even pretend it's real fighting.

>>75292284
they dont pretend because it is real. Jazzy is just way more trash than they all imagined. She was booked to fight Gabi in July but she ruined the super fight with her trashness

What's the best base for MMA? What's the worst?

>>75292279
Are you fuckin serious dude?

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>>75292280
my dad lives within walking distance m8. what are you gettin on to?

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*Gadoooosh*

>>75292320
you download it and i'll tell you how to make webms

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TYBW

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>>75292337

>>75292317
I'd argue it isnt the style that makes you the best but at what age and time invested does, for example you have a majority of wrestlers in america who are really really damn good atheltes and natural cardio that transfers over into adulthood and viable careers in MMA, same could be said with children in Brazil who do BJJ but with the natural grappling ablities, or Dutch children and their kickboxing

It all boils down to do you have a style that has the proper infrastructure that lets children train in,with high quality fidelity in amature tournie play and then converting that into adult hood into MMA, sport styles like wrestling in America, boxing,BJJ, kickboxing all have the ingredients, then its up to individual families to support the athletes

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>he's actually trying to discuss mma on heem

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>>75292378
Thank You BASED Jacare

>jacaroid
LOL

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>weidbitch stopped 3 times
>not a peep
>based jacare loses once
>/heem/ goes full on autism
sad!

>>75292528
Look at Jacaroids deformed cranium, this guy did too much HGH what a fuckin pile of monkey shit. Not so tough without your juice are ya Jacaschaub, you got flushed down the shitter bitch shave your bone mohawk fuckin goof. Dumb ass Jacapoopy got POOSADA'd and BTFO, back of the line, no title shot for you

>>75292620
we all know youre not the guy that used that name originally. do you just impersonate all of heems friend simulator friends?

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You're just an average bloke.

I'm a fucking samurai.

>>75291833
Choi has boyish good looks and Artem will avenge his honour by knocking out Cub in the first (1st) round.

>>75292648
>shave your bone mohawk
like carve away the bone with surgery? lol

dude listen

there is a curse upon your boys, alright? i get that you like it that they are muslim or whatever, but did you know that michael bisping is actually extreme muslim, like he was talking about how he was going to make his wife cover her face up and all that shit?

so like theres no reason for you to not cheer for bisping so just go ahead and do that and everything will stay all cool and normal!

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>>75292691
maybe you do that gay shit, I will stand by my boy until he calls it quits, regardless of what some loser neet say about him on a mongolian horsecock image sharing forum.

>>75292760
why does your name say namefag instead of namelad like the guy that used the name for a year did?

>>75292760
>his boy is a heavily favourited roider

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>>75292784
see how easy that was?

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>he pretends to be other people on a mongolian horsecock image sharing forum.

>>75292760
Post webms of Jacaroid getting BTFO

after last night i think it's safe to say bisping would have beat jacare. not to take anything away from whittaker but jacare looked like a shell of his former self. is romero the only real contender the champ should be ""required"" to fight?

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>>75292859
go back to the archives and you'll see me use "namebrad, namegod, namechad, jacagod, jacagoat" interchangeably.

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>>75292859
Baby Cynthia vs Tiger Schaub who wins?

>he thinks im gonna check the archive for his autismic pretending
>he thinks we believe that the namelad that has been gone for months upon months magically came back when his boy loses
>he keeps giving me (you)s

>>75292195
>>75292033

Not happening fellas, sorry. DAMN is already good enough by itself anyway.

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>>75292956

>>75292921
Eh, Bisping does t have the same tdd or speed of Whitaker. Jacare would have an easier to,e getting him down.

>>75292956
The fuck is tiger schaub

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/heem/inder that Canada is a Shawb poster

What is DAMN?

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>>75293242

Kendrick Lamar album

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>>75293242
Hip-Hop album of the year

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>>75292862
>That look of panic on Waterson's face

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>>75292254
quality isn't best

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>>75293279

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>>75293312
she looks like joffrey

>>75293242
Pop music for 16 year olds

>>75293297

How do dudes like Aldo and Whittaker have such good TDD when they come from countries without reknown wrestling teams? You would think theyd suck since they dont have the best wrestlers to practice against

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>>75293297

>>75293374

t. Drake

>>75293312
wew

>So when asked about his dream opponent for that record-breaking defense, “Mighty Mouse” decided he may as well go with the opponents who can bring in the most money.

>“It would be Chael Sonnen, because he will sell the hell out of the pay-per-view,” Johnson said at Saturday night’s UFC on FOX 24 post-fight press conference. “Or Conor McGregor. Nowadays everybody is talking about big money fights, right? Big money fights. Truly, I am not afraid of one man in this whole UFC Octagon roster. I truly don’t care. What’s the worst thing that’s going to happen to me? I lose. I get knocked out?

>“Dude, I will f***ing fight Conor McGregor for the biggest payday of my life. If I get knocked out, perfect. Thanks, Conor. You weigh 170 pounds, but guess what? I’m going to be laughing all the way to the bank.”

FOOK WEIGHT

>>75283754
usada fails the vada test

>>75293468
I hate that little midget so much

>>75293375
They drill it constantly, bring in the best wrestlers in the country, and have good coaching. I think Whittaker has an American wrestling coach too

Cage dynamic is also a big thing that's often understated.

>>75293406
is it just me or does he look spent at the end of that tussle

>>75293468
>p4p #1
>5'3"

>>75293831

I remember when Aldo's coach said they bring in the Brazilian Olympic wrestling team, or something like that, and they will all take turns shooting on Aldo, and nobody comes close to taking him down until he is completely gassed

this new smoke serpent album is really making me think
https://www.instagram.com/p/BS6hcajgZvR/

>>75294126
ngannou too

>>75294131
Sounds like he copied this hook https://youtu.be/xD5No_JRrZw?t=2m35s

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>>75293297
>>75293406
Thank you regardless
>>75293375
Its kind of arrogant to think other countries dont have good grapplers even if wrestling isn't prevalent in their education as say compared to Russia, the US, eastern Europe, etc.

Brazil has been on the forefront of cage grappling/cage wrestling even before Maia people Babalu were supplementing the holes of their wrestling TD and TDD and mixing it with supplementation of the cage walls/ring ropes

I do know Whittaker and Dan Kelly do cross train with Australia's wrestling team (forgot the name but Dan Kelly does mention them a lot on social media, and gave them props in helping him get ready for his fight against Rashad Evans)


Watching Jacare vs Whittaker, Whitaker's team has the same gameplan that would work against Maia, using footwork to control distance and control access of the octogon walls, this forces Jacare (and would probably force Maia) to work harder for clinches, and scrambles, and when he does he rushes and makes sloppy mistakes.


In the first webm
Jacare hunts for the single, converts it into a leg ride and does 2 suicide rolls (rolling into the opponent, high risk cause if opponent sees it coming they can counter ride it out and Jacare would have wind up in bottom mount) Whittaker stuffs the second roll

At this point if you watch Jacre's right leg, he attempts to hook the leg or ride, but he reaches and misses (2:54 mark) (and this is atypical of jacare to make a mistake like that) Whittaker seizes on the opportunity and does a classic wrestler stand up and walks him and Jacare to the wall)

webm 2
>>75293406
Jacare hits a nice ouchi gari/big inside leg trip
Whittaker gives up the back and already sets up his defensive set (wrestler's get up) he's defending the choke on the right side, Jacare makes another huge mistake that Whitaker exploit, he is to high on the hips, and doesn't have a stable leg ride or traditional BJJ hook

Whitaker is able to literally just shake him off

>>75294307
Not reading all that

>>75294348
nice attention span

>>75293297
Whitaker is super impressive.

>>75294307

I wasnt implying they don't have good grapplers, I just find it interesting that the people best known for their TDD aren't from the places best known for wrestling, like Russia or the US

Schaub is probably fucking a chocolate bunny up right now.

>>75294307
You saying BASED Whittaker has the best TDD?

Dude

did they break you?

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Tonys hands are huge

He would of put khabib and Conor to sleep

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>>75294763
too bad Khabib and Conor arent fighting anyone anytime soon

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>that dumb bong that always says "would of" and "could of"

>>75293468
>>“Dude, I will f***ing fight Conor McGregor for the biggest payday of my life.

i would be fine with mighty mouse making millions if it means i get to see his brain scrambled

>>75294925
What is wrong with you?

>>75294763
tony would put tyron to sleep

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>>75294981

>>75294981
Of course he would. He puts everyone to sleep with his terrible performances. And he's irreversibly damaged his career with his last fight. Thank you Based Schaub.

I wonder if Jamal is on right now.

>>75294807
Ur dumb

I only do it on 4chan

>>75294348
lol loser

r'ing the dana instagram post to the guy on jacares insta

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holy moly

>>75295125
You're the loser that typed it all out lmao

>>75295162
fug mane

>>75295187
>implying i was the one who typed it out

lol sit down sir.

>>75294763
What would big a bigger draw for connor in the UFC, one of these 2 or Aldo?

If you dislike Flyweight then you have no business posting on /heem/

Go talk mandrama with the spergs.

>>75295295
How is this even a question?

>checks flag

Oh, that makes sense.

>>75295306
Flyweight fights should happen only during commercial breaks of the real fights

>>75295306
isn't it past your bedtime little guy?

>>75295217
>lol sit down sir.
Oh i get it now, you're autistic

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>>75295306
This.

>>75295329
Idk either. I'm guessing khabib but most people I know would rather see aldo

>>75295426
Punching straight into someone's forehead with bare knuckles is probably not a great idea.

>>75295469
Russia 150 million

>>75295426
eh looks like he threw off balance with his hips and shoulders almost squared. no legs or hip drive in it, no power, all arms and momentum. probably not very damaging.

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welp i tried to watch an nba playoff game with /nba/ and the thread turned into why 15 year olds are grown women and should be legal.
i guess /heem/ isn't as bad as i thought. shawb posting and stale memes are bad but at least its not pedophilia

>>75295538
well it was literally a 5'1" 100lb girl and she got up immediately so i'd say there was no damage

>>75295426
that's a machida karate punch
proof that MMA is just a sport and real martial arts are designed for the streets they're just to deadly

>>75295546
>tfw only like this sport

End my suffering.

>>75295426
Miesha?

Can I still do mma if I have low testosterone?

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This triggers the cococucks

>>75295615
just train jiu jitsu like everyone else like you

>>75290733
oh fuck yeah

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>>75290733
was it autism?

>>75295863
not its Crewzement

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Real Aldo hours, whom up?

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>you will never see ubureem vs ubeer-ngannou
ufc sucks

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>>75295920
Ngannou is the natty future

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>>75295913
we /out/ here senpai

>>75295920
GDS with dat Hepatitis

>>75295961

BURGER
L
E
S
S

>>75293731
>>75294034
>>75294925
Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism.

so let me see if i got this straight.

webm guy is a sperg named adan who makes ops in notepad and works nights on a dock and goes to community college in the day where he takes photoshop classes so he can make calendars and take predictions?

>>75296609
nah
Unless you think we have one turbo sperg pretending to be 4 or 5 different personalities. But if that was the case you'd include Schaub poster in there too.

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lmao

>>75296826
nice knee on belly old man

''Johnson vs. Reis draws lowest overnight numbers in UFC on FOX history''

Why am I not surprised?

What's with the retarded "woo"'s from the audience? Every fucking American sports even that's in an area and it's just constant autistic woo'ing.

I fucking hate Americans. I hope you all get aids.

>>75296984
Mighty manlet is not interesting at all but the Whittaker and Rose fights were excellent

>>75296464
sarcasm is literally the lowest form of wit

>>75297171
lol you okay man?

>>75296885
knee on belly to full mount pass he's probably a Blue belt in gracie jijitsu

>>75296984
if a """p4p goat""" ties a historic record and no one cares about it, does it still matter?

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I feel so bad for Waterson. Hope she makes a comeback :/

Anyway, r8 my OC

>>75297171
ric flair

>>75297385
you mean southpaw regional wrestling

>>75297394
Beat it mandrama loser, it's not even a leap year

>>75297375
I like what you're doing but there should be a bigger space between the words, all the letters are too close

>>75297421
Thank you for the feedback, I will see what I can do to fix it. Which has the best spacing of the three lines so I can use it as a reference? Or do they all equally suck?

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>>75297375

Can Rose beat JJ, Claudia, KK, or Andrade?

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>>75294603
He's up there. 91% and the other 9 percent he just gets up out of 5 seconds later.

>>75297503
charge your ipad, mister!

i bet i could take renan barao down

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>Women's Featherweight
>"No rankings available"

What did WME/IMG mean by this?

>>75297544

All those late night coke binges are really going to ruin conors face, it already looks leathery

>>75295615
Steak, avocado, Brazil nuts, coconut oil, more red meat, start compound lifts.

test fixed.

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>>75297581
>Hue nuts
They even put steroids and TRT in their nuts.

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>>75297421
Better?

This board has a shitposting problem disguised as a Schaub problem and a meme problem disguised as a Jacare problem.

>>75297723
Yeah I think it is
There's a lot of black space though, maybe you could move the gone up to the same line and make it a bit wider? idk, the first one just seemed a bit unreadable as you presented it. This is fine, I meant the words were too close, the letters were alright in first one too

>>75297746
Woah. I'm Pinning this to the top of /heem/.

>>75297746
this general*

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>>75293375
I know that Whittaker has had some sessions with a couple NRL teams ( Rabbitohs and storm) where he tags along for tackling practice and they take turns trying to get him to ground. Plus he takes photos training at the AIS ( australian institute of sport aka Olympic compound), and he trains with the judo and wrestling teams. Pic related are some of the forwards who would be tackling him at the Rabbitohs.

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>>75297746
no idea what you're talking about

>>75297803
Jesus christ. Almost as big as those fuckers in the NFL

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>>75297746

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This guy walks up to you on the street and tells you to cover up your gf or he'll smesh you.

what do?

>tfw I predicted the Whitaker fight exactly

I didn't get any of the webms from last night, repost please

>>75290839
Jokes on you TJ will end his meme once and for all.

>>75297851
HERE
>>75291895
>>75291919
>>75293297
>>75293406

>>75297848
me and my gf just run away because his conditioning sucks

>>75297803
why dont heavyweights in mma have aesthetic physiques?

>>75297848
*sends tiramisu his way*

>>75297485
KK

>>75297485
no no no no

>>75297937
Did you perhaps miss the fight

>>75297848
Tell him she'll be very careful now.

>>75297954
wat

>>75297984
It's literally already happened and KK won. It wasn't even long ago.

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joanna looking T H I C C here wheres this shoot from lads?

>>75297937
Rose can definitely win a rematch, she just needs to stay away from the clinch

>>75297746
Really made me think

>>75298010
her arms and legs are the same size all the way through, its retarded looking

>>75297999
Yeah she gassed hard after those knees but I thought she won the first round. Could win a rematch with a better gameplan. Could also lose but I don't see her any of the other 3.

>>75291778
Carlos Newton

i was impressed rose was able to play bully ball but isnt waterson a natural 105'er?

would still expect someone like andrade or CLAOUDIA to overpower her

>>75298011
They looked like they have no power behind their punches in that fight. Like I mean both of them had no defence at all and just banged each others faces with no result. Then again
>WMMA
but neither of them presents any danger for JJ.

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>>75292315
>super fight

>>75298079
It would be talked about for months

>>75292317
best base: GSP-ism
worst base: golfing

>>75297572
Do you think he fucking cares?

>>75298075
JJ has no power either, she hit KK over 200 times and didn't hurt her once, nobody at that class has power aside from maybe Andrade

>>75293278
his song with U2 is great

>>75298100
Well at least JJ can fuck her opponent's face up whith dem elbows.

>>75293411
but Drake doesn't do a song with U2.

>>75298055
She's very well-rounded but outgunned if she's forced to fight a specialist's fight. Kind of a classic gatekeeper style, but you never know what might happen.

>>75298100
jj has no power but is lightyears ahead in technique and accuracy so her opponents accumulate damage at a stupid rate which makes them a lot less of a threat

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Reminder, if you talk shit about Bisping you will pay dearly

>Jacaré gets his face pummeled
>Weidman gets kneed the fuck out twice
>Rockhold gets KOed by the Count himself

the new meta is techncial striking with TDD

gone are the days of brawl and sprawl

yeah I just caught that Rizen show and I for one am glad Ranallo is doing MMA again. Fuck WWE.

>implying Bisping wouldn't have fucked Jakaroid the same way Whittaker did or even worse

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>>75294763
>Tonys hands are huge
speaking of huge hands...ladies and gentlemen:
Shane Carwin; pic related

(for scale: the "small" hand belongs to Brock Lesnar)

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>>75298167
pic related is the guy with the biggest hands in the nba. wonder how they stack up

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>>75298140
after the fight Luke had the same look Honda did after Holly tuned her up

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>>75298157
he did great

Damn what a cutie. Any lewd photos pf her?

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>>75298221
Cameraman did a great job, too

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>>75298185

>>75298258
>tfw no disappointed bro to console you in your moment of despair

>>75298185
No, he didn't.

>>75298284
Shut up Whittaker or else Bisping will heem you

>>75298252
kek

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just in case any of you guys needed a heeminder

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>>75298252

>>75298252
Lmao based camera man

>>75296826
White men literally cannot fight. This guy has to be pushing 80 and he's walking all over that young man.

>>75296984
>>75297177
>>75297325
Do you miscreants know that the play-offs for 2 major American sports are going on right now?

>>75298654
yeah and it's the first round for both. not exactly must see games unless it's your hometown team

>Jamie, pull up that video of the guy getting shot in the face.

>>75298657
So you're saying play-offs don't get high television rating? The arena broke an attendance rating

>>75298666
im saying it still had a prime time slot on fox vs hockey and nba and failed hard. most of those playoff games arent even available on network tv and require cable

>>75298683
Well it failed hard cause it was competing with them, otherwise it would have just done average numbers.

>>75298693
other fox cards havent failed this hard against NFL and that's stiffer competition than nba and nhl combined

>>75298703
>against NFL
When's the last time a UFC on fox card had to compete directly with the NFL or play-offs?

>>75298290
> Bisping has a ruined right eye.
> Whittaker has the fastest left in the division

that would end really fucking badly for bisping. As in permanent vision damage bad. It'll be like GSP v Koscheck.

left left left jab from Whittaker, until Bisping moves to Whittakers right leg kick.

>>75298221
jaysus christ. wish i got to catch that live

>>75298714
unironically UFC Fox on 22 which actually set ratings records going against a Miami Dolphins and Jets game

PVZ with 1/10th the ability of MM outdraws him

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>>75298750
yeah it was scary shit, Cruickshank looked about dead

>Romero sits at top waiting for a title shot that probably won't come
> Moose v Whittaker for 2nd spot
> Jacare v Weidman

Is this the ideal matchmaking moving forward

>>75292528
le title shot face

>>75298762
Rockhold vs Moose
Romero vs Whittaker
Silva vs Hendricks
Weidman Vs Jacare

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>>75298762
>Jacare BTFO
>Now Whittaker is riding a hot streak into the title picture
Even when they get rid of a contender somebody takes his place, it's hilarious how clogged it is compared to a radioactive wasteland like LHW. Anyway:
Bisping-Romero
Moose-Rockhold for #1 contender spot
Whittaker-Gastelum
Jacare-Silva
Hendricks-GSP II

>>75298258
>put that dick away, jon

Laughing my butt off to Jacare namelad

Bisping is still king

Anyone have the webm of Conor counter punching the shit out of Nate?

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Where my /schaub/ brothas at

>>75291778
Condit

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>>75291778

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>>75298937

>>75292272
Shows that he's vulnerable when he's not waiting in the center to counterstrike and sicc

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Anyone have any /heem/ related photoshop requests before I go to bed

>>75299106
Isn't that KJ?

>>75299136
yea

>>75291778

Chris Benoit

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good morning my fellow cagefighting memelords

is joanna yaypaycheck vs namajoonas the fight to make towards the end of the year?

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Is this a good depiction of reality?

>>75299243
literally the trashest division of all time

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>>75299239
Yes. And when she beats yoanna, we'll get a Rose movie.

>>75299248
I guess the reason is that fighters sort of lose in a full circle. And the guy that never lost and is out of this circle is banned.

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>>75299239
I dunno, I think Joanna might be taking some time off after she loses the belt

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>>75298252
>>75298336
>>75298465
>>75298490
KEKEKEK SO FUNNY WHEN WOMEN GET OBJECTIFIED

>>75299271
kill yourself

What does /mean/ heem?

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>>75298877
>Moose-Rockhold for #1 contender spot
no fuck you, rockhold has done nothing since his loss. Moose v Whittaker for contender.

If you think otherwise you're a fucking tard.

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>>75296984

Imagine having to make the promos for that fight. Trying to sell Reis as a potential legit challenge for MM

"H-he's a BJJ BLACK BELT!"
"He has... won fights before"
"He has trained really hard."

DJ needs a superfight 3bh. cba with anymore of these whos being presented as "le guy who could finally dethrone mighty mouse"

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I was hoping they'd show an alternate angle of this in the replays

>>75297171

desu I thought kansas had a fucking banging crowd.

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>>75297480

caught me off guard

>>75297544

When Dana was last asked about the women's 145 and future fights in it (seeing as there has been one fight so far and no sign of any other) his answer was "ah man I dont even wanna talk about that"

what the fuck are they even doing

>>75299285
Woah...

>>75299335
me too chuckled

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>>75299307

>tfw just wanted to save her

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i dont think i got every event but May is look gud

>>75299391
What drives you to bait with so much effort

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>>75299413
not sure what you mean?

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>>75299297
>"He has... won fights before"
kek

UFC kinda got FLW dumped into their lap after knocking WEC over. Now they've got this dominant champ but they're allergic to showing divisional opponents because of all the decisions. The guy's not a draw, they won't give anybody else airtime to drum up interest, and they've got no plan after he loses or retires, so what the fuck are they even doing? Tbh they should let him move up and scrap the division because they never wanted it to begin with.

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>>75299307
Who got rekt more?

>>75299461
PVZ got beaten into a bloody pulp and semi-retired in tears.

Karate hottie got chocked but was still smiles at the end of her bout.

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>>75299461
Paige. Rose is really good at getting those bestgore tier shots though

>>75297890
Tons of reasons
-Dudes that get that big end up doing other sports
-Most heavy weight get by, by just hitting very hard due to their mass
-The heavy weight divison is filled with fat fucks that are way past their prime
-USADA

>>75299461
both losses were pretty bad, Paige took more damage but Waterson looked totally out of her depth too

taking webm requests

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>>75299481

>>75299495
whats your point?

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We comin for you Jewanna

>>75299494
The super jacked brazilian dude who got a ko like 3 weeks back who is clearly juicing

>>75296984
I never get what's being discussed when it comes to mighty memes low draw.
It's always that he should move up in weight to use someone elses draw to get the numbers.

Then there's the meme that it's his personality that's not that exciting, well there are plenty of people that aren't exciting but still draw a good crowd.

PERHAPS people would get on board should he be able to defeat cody (a much bigger man).
PERHAPS he would be more popular if he started trash talking and all that shit reality show fans love.

But the truth is probably that it's beyond his or the UFCs control. There isn't always a technique for getting what you want.

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>>75299494
John McCarthy grabbing Oliveira's chin during his second fight with Means. It's right after the end of one of the rounds.

Thanks

>>75299470
>>75299477
Waterson did get head kicked
PVZ got rekt but was also praised for her toughness following that fight

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>>75299522
I did this a while back but quality is shit
If Italy is taking requests and has FP he could do a better one

>>75299513
do you want the finish or something else in particular?
sure nobody made one yet?

>>75299522
>>75299534
I'll do it

>>75299524
Her rep definitely improved after that fight. Waterson just got BTFO and that's that.

>oh_so_you're_a_wrestler_now.webm

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is Bertrum Skeeve a good fighter?

>>75299508
Rose > Joanna

>>75299541
give me the finnish

>>75299541
>sure nobody made one yet?
I can't remember the dudes name even though I know who he means
Give me it and I'll search archive by filename